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Damn you, scriptradar! Damn you!

Does Mandy look like she has stroke-face? Like one side of her face is paralyzed?

this guy is so fucking annoying.

I dunno, wilmer is just so geeky and kind of creepy, i never did believe he got with all those chicks. And I surely don't believe what he said about his own 'little fez'. He is just a big lame-o :P

*yawn*
I'm sorry but if somebody is going to lie about sleeping with someone, why would it be Mandy Moore? Or the girls that everyone sleeps with like Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson?

It is ok to admit that you aren't a virgin, Mandy. We all know that you aren't and you are in fact a whore.

I knew his story smelled fishy....

I knew his story smelled fishy....

Moore is so hot. I'd definitely throw it in.

Classic "he said, she said". Frankly, I'll bet JLH deep-throated Fez like a porn star.

I can't believe that any of these girls ('cept Lohan) has slept with Wilma. He's a bit of an uggers. I had sex with him, sure, but I was drunk. And it was a dare. And nobody calls me a chicken. Nobody.

Ewww! I wouldn't share an elevator with that skeevy wanker, let alone a bed.

And poor Jennifer Love Hewitt, saying she "would have loved to have been there." The poor dear must be really desperate.

HAHAHAHA a legend in his own mind this douchebag is, he'll be hosting his own show on Animal Planet in no time. Just like Mario Lopez, remember him?.......exactly.

Aaaanyway, I read this asstard goes around with an entourage WHAT DA FUCK!?!?!?

My previous comment should not in ANYWAY be construed as a positive commentary on any of the women involved, seeing as how they were stupid enough to hang around with him in the first place.

#4 - YES - I always thought so about her face!

Fez needs to check himself....if he has herpes he has been in Paris too

I would only admit JLH and Mandy....the other are skanky and would nothing for my reputation.

JLH has this good goody two shoes look about her that I just want to corrupt.

Fez probably lied about his supposedly 8 or 9 inch dick too.

So this must also mean that he was also lying about the size of his dick.

I mean, nobody thought *that* part was true in the first place, right?

Maybe these girls don't remember hooking up with him because it's so small they couldn't feel him slipping it in?

I have no doubt Wilmer balled all those chicks. He probably did Jessica Alba too just to piss me off.

Wilmer is just a useless waste of space. Maybe he is the daddy of Brit-kid #2.

He also took that Lima chick's virginity. Don't forget about her.

I believe that Fez is a liar, but why'd it take these women so long to call him on his bullshit?

What can you expect from someone who rates Lindsay Lohan as a 10? Hey, she DID bring it up on Ellen, so she cares even more than Mandy Moore does...

It's quite ironic, then, how I go around telling all my hobo friends that Valderrama lost his anal virginity to me. If they doubt this, I point out that the "rrama" part of his last name signifies that he not only likes to be rammed but really rrammed. Then they're convinced and I'm a hero.

It's quite ironic, then, how I go around telling all my hobo friends that Valderrama lost his anal virginity to me. If they doubt this, I point out that the "rrama" part of his last name signifies that he not only likes to be rammed but really rrammed. Then they're convinced and I'm a hero.

It's quite ironic, then, how I go around telling all my hobo friends that Valderrama lost his anal virginity to me. If they doubt this, I point out that the "rrama" part of his last name signifies that he not only likes to be rammed but really rrammed. Then they're convinced and I'm a hero.

I fucked Mandy Moore.

I always thought she was cute and he was a decent guy and they were each other's first loves but they went their separate ways. Should have had him pegged as a scumbag when he hooked with HoHan (even though I do believe his claim that she takes it in the pooper). So does that mean that Zach stole her virginity? I mean, seriously, NO ONE buys the car without test-driving it.

All these celebrity bitches have pr teams working to get them as much good ink as possible. They ALL knew what was said by Fez and when he said it.

Apparently, Mandy Moore's people decided she needed to make a comment to not be associated with the Fez list after the fact.

The comment she throws in at the end of how she "likes him" after the weak denial is a straight give away. She's basically saying, why do you have to talk about me like this when I liked you enough to let you bang the shit out of me?"

Too late Mandy.

I have no doubt that Fez is lying because it is I, saltpeanuts, that took Mandy's virginity. She still has the prettiest face I've ever come across.

The other characters on "That 70’s Show" were totally right... FEZ is a FUCKIN’ FOREIGHER, and as such, is a BIG FAT LIAR. This guy has no class, and absolutely no hope of ever getting any. He’s just a little wetback BEANER who got lucky enough to not get caught when he snuck across the US border, and landed in a giant candy store named America... He got luckier still, when he inexplicably made it into one of the most fun parts of the candy store... HOLLYWOOD... but instead of being grateful for all his good fortune, like the
BEANIE-BURRITO-BEAN-BOY he is, he’s just going to piss it all away with his rude, obnoxious, lying, cheating behavior.
"Latin Lover"... all 5 foot 2 inches of him... what a laugh... This guys 15 minutes were over a year ago, I just can’t wait for the other foot to drop, so that he completely plummets off the radar and disappears from the publics view all together... can anyone say...
ERIK ESTRADA... GO-PONCH-GO... Telemundo is waiting!!!...

The thing is, Mandy Moore has this complex that she has to remain this sweet wholesome person. And we all know that is not true. She is a whore and a fake person at that. She needs to go away....

The other characters on "That 70’s Show" were totally right... FEZ is a FUCKIN’ FOREIGHER, and as such, is a BIG FAT LIAR. This guy has no class, and absolutely no hope of ever getting any. He’s just a little wetback BEANER who got lucky enough to not get caught when he snuck across the US border, and landed in a giant candy store named America... He got luckier still, when he inexplicably made it into one of the most fun parts of the candy store... HOLLYWOOD... but instead of being grateful for all his good fortune, like the
BEANIE-BURRITO-BEAN-BOY he is, he’s just going to piss it all away with his rude, obnoxious, lying, cheating behavior.
"Latin Lover"... all 5 foot 2 inches of him... what a laugh... This guys 15 minutes were over a year ago, I just can’t wait for the other foot to drop, so that he completely plummets off the radar and disappears from the publics view all together... can anyone say...
ERIK ESTRADA... GO-PONCH-GO... Telemundo is waiting!!!...

Mandy Moore & Fez??? Gime me a break!!!

The other characters on "That 70’s Show" were totally right... FEZ is a FUCKIN’ FOREIGHER, and as such, is a BIG FAT LIAR. This guy has no class, and absolutely no hope of ever getting any. He’s just a little wetback BEANER who got lucky enough to not get caught when he snuck across the US border, and landed in a giant candy store named America... He got luckier still, when he inexplicably made it into one of the most fun parts of the candy store... HOLLYWOOD... but instead of being grateful for all his good fortune, like the
BEANIE-BURRITO-BEAN-BOY he is, he’s just going to piss it all away with his rude, obnoxious, lying, cheating behavior.
"Latin Lover"... all 5 foot 2 inches of him... what a laugh... This guys 15 minutes were over a year ago, I just can’t wait for the other foot to drop, so that he completely plummets off the radar and disappears from the publics view all together... can anyone say...
ERIK ESTRADA... GO-PONCH-GO... Telemundo is waiting!!!...

Wilmer is such a dorko. GEEEZ.

I prefer Mandy's virginal hypocritical persona over Paris's crusty herpes-ridden trying to kill the world with her vag.

one word: FEZ

@27
exactly, Paris gives me the shudders.

Anyone who would go out with Fez has obviously never seen the show.
And any type of 'real' date would probably be Punk'd. Like...Wakey Wakey.

#27

I agree with you. I used to hate this particular brand of chick, but now I find her a refreshing change. There are too many proud skanks around already trying to prove their eligibility for a valtrax prescription.

The power of the magnetic Fez's PR Machine. Any other ladies want to be pulled into the web of the fez?

She likes Fez meat.

Has anyone seen "Saved"? Mandy Moore's character in that movie is probably about as close to her personality in reality. Whoever hasn't seen it needs to, cause it's hilarious.

Anyway, yeah, I pretty much assumed that Wilmer was lying. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to go on the air and totally lie about your sexual encounters? And your manhood?!

Although, I'm sure that he banged Lohan. I mean, who hasn't? My dog Scruffy banged her last week. Scruffy, however, does have an 8 inch penis. He's part donkey.

I have to keep my undies at 100 degrees below zero just to fit the Land-Cock in a pair of 60' trousers, much like Mr. Freeze in "Batman". My Land-Shot has a range of 115km and can penetrate the armor of any main battle tank. It can also shoot down aircraft.

#29 Jacq, perhaps not "took it in the pooper". Seems instead that some asses are hot and there's little way not to turn-on to them as sexual objects in their own right. I'm a boob guy, but I could appreciate hitting M. Moore front, back, top, bottom - any interesting way possible. Hucklebuck!

haha that loser is going to be Fez for the rest of his life.

Like Artie said on Sterns show. "You've slept with every shitty singer in the music industry."

Recently leaked document from Land-Base?

Subj: After Action Report
RE: Land-Cock (Mk. I) firing Land-Shot (APFSDS)

Manual operation only. Extensive jamming problems after minimal usage. Highly sensitive trigger resulted unplanned initial firing on multiple occasions. Recommend further refinement of Land-Lube (gel) and addition of auto-loader for Land-Cock (Mk. II). Boresighting and gyrostabilization also necessary. Further recommend development of lighter chassis for Land-Cock transporter. Current model unable to pursue targets at any range.

Heh. :)

Here's another:

Subj: Official RECOMMENDATION
RE: Land-Cock (Mk. I)

Cost overruns unacceptabe, immediate termination ASAP. Transfer all assets to Land-gina project.

is this thing on..

Finally it comes out that Fez is a liar. I'm sure the only one that he's been with is Ashlee Simpson, because those foreign guys really love the transexuals. Fez takes it up the ass and loves the cock almost as much as Tom Cruise.

Fez is not a stud? Fez is a lying douche? There must be a God!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

A lighter chassis won't help defray the immense weight of the Land-Cock. It must be transported by the Military Sealift Command, making a rapid reaction difficult. I recommend forward deployment of the Land-Balls to potential hotspots.

#47 - So you like 'em jigglin' while you're wigglin'? I can appreciate that.

whats wrong with u americans.
who the fuck is wilmer valderamma.
the only valderamma you should know is this guy

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=Carlos%20Valderrama&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi

you always say that u dont know this british actor and that british whore but u know every fuckin moron who plays in stupid american tv series.

thats because u spent too much time in your country.

Fez is hot, I believe every word. He's way more deserving than that doof she's marrying

test

Mandy Moore Hung out with Jack Osbourne before he lost weight, I don't think the girls standards are that high.

What's up with my post having to be "approved"? Is the Sf going soft or something? I haven't seen it post yet either.

Got censorship?

Yes!!!!! 52nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, since lying about having sex with someone is the same as actually nailing them. I had sex with Lindsay Lohan and Mandy Moore in a big hot threeway, which turned into a fourway when Jennifer Love Hewitt started licking chocolate syrup off of all of us. And then Jessica Alba showed up at which point it officially became an orgy.

Aren't they deploying the National guard to keep goof's like this out of the counrty?

MY BALLS ARE FEZZY

He's going to make a great "Ponch" in CHiPs the movie.

Does anyone else just want to lick her face? I bet it tastes like snozzberries...

i'll bet he did fuck mandy, she's only making a big deal because she doesnt want everyone to know that shes a slut...

She's a slut for having sex with someone, 68?

#63. You're right. As with most things in life besides verifiable credit, lying about sex is nearly the same as having some.

They did it in the Vista Cruiser.

Well, if he lied about it or not, he's still really hot to me! I'm a huge "That 70's Show" fan, so i'm a fan of his too. I think he's adorable as Fez, but hot hot hot as himself!!! Who knows, it might be possible for it to be true and the girls could be denying it....it is Hollywood, everyone lies to either protect or boost their image. They probly just don't want people thinking that they would randomly screw around with someone like that knowing everyone shares their STD's in Tinsletown!!!!

Uhm, remind me why I care who he's slept with and made bleed on him? I think Wilmer's going through that, "I don't have a job and movies I play in suck because now that 70's show is over Im over" phase. Don't worry. If MC Hammer can live on, so can you, Wilm!