May 9 2006Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend is hot

firs!

zing

She is giving free sex to the homeless! that is what I call charity! and the free sex also comes whit free herpes!

her new boyfriend is michael jackson?

How dare you insult my boyfriend? I think I have the world's most exquisite taste. I can't get enough of Emilio Estevez for example.

OMG!! who picks her clothes!????!!
why she keeps dressing uglier and uglier?? as if she hasn't all that money and could'n buy something that doesn't make her look like somebody taken out of a trash container or a homeless shelter!!!!

He looks like another incarnation of Johnny Depp. And WTF is up with those godawful leggings? Were they having a $1 sale at Forever 21?

She has HOLES in her LEGGINGS.

What the fuck.

And look at the saggy places in them where they look like they were yanked down really fast. Which isn't a far stretch of the imagination as far as Ho-han is concerned.

So now she's dating Winona Ryder? (WTF is that thing?)

mmmm, i want to lick his shoes clean

Has 80s fashion returned? I know coke was big in the 80s, so maybe she's trying to bring back all things 80s?

Is she a member of the Celebrity Fuck of the Week Club? Every time I look at the cover of US Weekly she's sucking some new cock. Her mom needs to stage an intervention before her herpetic and syphilitic puss drops off or develops a life of its own (if it hasn't already). Fucking her has got to be like fucking a glass of water. On a clear day I bet you can smell her cootch from a mile away.

Wow that outfit way uglier than the one she is wearing on Go Fug Yourself. Like, ew.

All she needs are some hypercolor t-shirts and an acid washed denim jacket. And she needs to crimp her hair. GOD the eighties sucked.

And as for the new guy, if he isn't the living definition of "half a fag" I don't know who is.

He looks a lot like Taylor Hanson. Mormons gone wild??

Is that other chick Chelsea Clinton? No really, I'm serious.

and the three of them seem to desperately need to take a bath!!! just look at the yucky cheesy hair ewww and the ugly darker roots in all of them ewww

This is a true story about her fucking the homeless. I know because LL dropped by my cardboard box the other day and asked if I wanted a charity lay.

I said, "No thanks," and went and fucked a sewer pipe instead.

He is probably her drug dealer.

Can someone please tell Lindsay that if you must wear leggings.... you should throw them away once they have runs in them.

Okay, I can get past the ugly clothes, almost. But they are TORN!!!!! Does she not have peons to go get her a new pair???

http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1189965_2,00.html

From People.com:

LIP SMACK

Lindsay Lohan shares a public – yet intimate – moment with model-musician James Burke during a Sunday outing in New York. The 20-year-old Burke was most recently linked to Lohan pal Kate Moss, with whom he took a ski vacation in January.

That isn't Lindsay's boyfriend, It's my Land-Cock. I dressed it up like a retarded guy to remind Lindsay of Fez.

#23– great picture! nothing says "i'm into this kiss" like arms crossed across the chest.

You can always tell when Lindsay Lohan has consulted her stylist and when she is just winging it on her own. White leggings with lace cuffs?!! And they've got such "edgy punk rock" runs in them. Did she dumpster dive for those gems? MY EYES! MY EYES!

i think he is her drug dealer.

#7 clearly you meant, 'Pojnd Nhyep' or some other arrangment of those letters and mistakingly came out with 'Johnny Depp' because Johnny is devine and dirty sexless creatures in whitetrash outfits are called pojnd nhyep/dnoy jne php/jepod hnpny...

#29
But Johnny always looks so scruffy, so unkempt...so FRENCH.

But I do love Captain Jack Sparrow. See? It fits him--scruffy, dirty, weird.

If she's taking hand me downs from Kate Moss, you know what's next - Pete Doherty.

Excuse me while I head off to Times Square in a robe, so I can hold up a sign saying "The End of the World is Near"

Lesbian!

That guy looks like he'd be Kate Moss's type, but I can't see his teeth or his track marks...

The guy who mows my yard and barely speaks English had cleaner tennis shoes.

ahhh bastards!!!
some innocent homeless people must want their hat, leggings, shoes and pants back!!!

thet live in cardboard boxes for God's sake!!! stealing clothes from the homeless, you'll go to hell!!!

ew

He looks like her twin sister.

Kinda looks to me like they got carded at the R-rated movie and don't know what to do next.

Model/Musician?

What better way to say you both suck and Suck.

I swear, it's gotta be Jesse Camp!

He's hot actually, but I can't see his face. He does look like a girl and like Linds twin...ugh!

Wait no, it's Jacko.

HA! @37

Is he trying out for the remake of Benny & Joon?

And someone please tell the hail-a-cab assistant that oversized-shirt-over-leggings is NOT a look to emulate. Ugh. A Lindsay wannabe - HAHA! That's funny. Oh, and scary.

Man, this chick will fuck anything that isn't nailed down.

fuck, fuck, motherfuck, fuck... where's Silent Bob.

@18 - I'm 90% sure that's chelsea...

Which brings to mind a joke...

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician and a crooked lawyer?

#27, I agree. Those lace leggings with the runs in them are sickening. What I'd like to know is when the fashion world decided that great 80's look is something they want to revisit. Flat shoes and leggings under oversized shirts with a big belt?? If I'd known that was coming back I'd have kept all my stuff from the 80's including parachute pants, sweater dresses and jelly shoes. I'm sure they all paid a fortune for those clothes when they could have just gone garage sale hopping.

Those leggings are gross, they're white and lacy...the two worst fashion combinations I can think of...!

That is SO Chelsea Clinton.

LMFAO@37

3300 Chloe bag
1100 Savorski Crystal Razor phone
550000 Mercedes Benz with driver

looking like a crack whore who just took it up the ass from a transgender homeless boy..... PRICELESS

I think Lindsay likes taking her friend's sloppy seconds. Wasn't she just rumored to be sleeping with Paris' ex? She's another walking disease.

He's ugly and so is she... Tom Rocks!

Don't they know that nobody walks in LA?

Too tired to comment. Here is another link (yea, I know....no one cares)

http://socialitelife.com/2006/01/05/kate_moss_mother_loves_jamie_burke.php

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent

HEE-hee! Lindsay I'm gonna moonwalk on over to the starbucks and do a line, wanna come? We can talk about that album we're collaborating on. Then there's a schoolyard I want to swing by on the way home. Chumon-ah!

Do they have like a competition, who finds the worst outfit in a garbage bin?

My day is complete. Lameass posted that fucking stupid-ass song again. Will you quit wasting everyone's space, you dumb bitch?

Just ignore she/he, pinky. It gets satisfaction from getting hate posts, since she/he admitted that she/he loves the attention it gets her/him.

Wow, that was hard.

Lambananas you fuckin retard!! dont you have homework or something, i mean, geez your listening to a song my nine year old cousin rejected.

#57 - We're back to that? You're fucking original.

#55 - It's fine if they stand in the street Lindsay's not driving, so they should be safe.

All I know is I'd love to hoist Jack Sparrow's Jolly Roger..... maybe he'll spank my bottom to teach me a lesson, as I'm a bad little wench, I am...

First of all, Linz, your colostomy bag is hanging out in picture 4. Also, my friends and i used to dress alike and go places, but we were like 10!! And you know something, I think we were wearing those same lacy leggings!

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock. There, I said it.

#7 and #18...My thoughts exactly!

#66
And take you down to Davey Jones' locker and give you a little "how's your father"?

#57

Yeah thanks for that.

What you and the idiot who sings it have failed to realise is that nothing actually separates Pink from the dumbasses that shes slagging off - in fact, she's even more stupid than them for being deluded enough to think shes any better.

is that chelsea clinton?

#71
I love the British and their funny words and different spellings.
What IS slagging off?

At least both of these crazy kids are hooking up with folks their own age for now. This bloke is 20, as opposed to Bruce Willis, and Lindsay is 19, right?
This Jamie boy ain't half-bad, here's a small photo: (He's on the left.)
http://is.blick.ch/img/gen/D/u/HBDu8QeN_Pxgen_r_180xA.jpg
I imaging taking the two of them and hosing them down with some powerful cleansers may make them actually a somewhat attractive couple. Of course, nothing can cure the Herpes, though...

And for #73:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slag&page=2

it looks like two meth-addicted truck stop hookers and their pimp.

stop it...Pink's not like the other celebrities...she's not driven by fame, money, etc. she's cerebral.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The sad part is that those are probably custom Nikes that cost $700.

Nice hat, though.

this guy lindsay coke-an is with looks like a cross between mj and elijah wood.. sexy!!

Are leggings coming back as the new trend? God I hope not.

take a close look at the faces in Pic one. Which one is Linz? they look identical...

What's up with the crossed arms? He's just not that into her

is that wanda sykes riding the bike?

what the shitting shittery is she wearing? Skanky ho...

81, yeah because perhaps he prefers the land-cock

#73

Here you go: http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/SLAGOFF

I would have explained myself but I'm having a "wank" - oh hold on,

http://www.wordwebonline.com/search.pl?w=wank

I love Americans, but please keep Paris Hilton to yourselves in future - our little island is in danger of being swallowed by her gargantuan sweaty vagina

Was this bitch even born in the 80's? Bringing back old fashion trends is not cool. Ever.

#85: for every paris hilton we give you, you give us back one pete doherty. its an even exchange, no?

@85
XOXOXO

& Ew, I didn't have to know that.

Iambananas has her own personal message to us all: http://www.themailout.co.uk/images/potwfull.jpg

#87

Fair point - but you could at least find a use for him if you ever run out of scarecrows

Oh my gosh, Conductor! I'm at work and I thought that looked like a safe link to click! I'm ralphing all over myself!

89, thanks for bringing my lunch back up.

hahaha, #89. That was so absurd I had to laugh.

Anyways. I permit hate on this guy, since he's definitely the worst dressed person ever to wear so nice shades.

I'm bored with Lindsay - Let's comment on this.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) -- South Africa's former Deputy President Jacob Zuma apologized on Tuesday for having unprotected sex with an HIV-positive woman and said he was resuming his duties at the ruling ANC party after his acquittal on rape charges.

#93

Yeah, he is actually Lohan's brother - her mum had a one night stand with Run DMC

@89 - Oh my God..that was HILARIOUS.

Or this...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/05/09/cannibal.trial/index.html

He didn't want to kill him - he wanted to eat him.

@89.
By all that is holy: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
That is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I love that it loads from top to bottom, so it just keeps getting worse.
Thank you, and I was almost cured, too...

This is too hilarious. These ridiculously wealthy kids look so homeless they can't get a cab to stop for them.

@97
That is the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time. WTF is up with people? You know, I've noticed that whenever someone does something evil, stupid, or disgusting, it's usually in either of 3 places--Florida, Texas, or Germany.

He ate his own penis. Wonder what kind of wine goes with that?

#48 I agree with you totally, however, these people don't even realize it's a look that's being "revisited".
One of my coworkers, a twenty year old, is queen of the 80's-fashion-revival but doesn't even know it. She was sporting tight pale blue jeans, big white tennis shoes, a large off-the-shoulder pink sweater, hoop earrings, and a ponytail on top of her head.
Somebody made an "eighties" comment to her and she didn't even understand what they meant.

# 97 I could have gone my whole life without reading that. That and iambananas song.

@89: I didn't know Dee Snider had tits.

#100

All the nasties come from Florida. 75% of American skanks are from there. It's science.

@105
So you've noticed that too?

@101- Chianti goes with Penis.

If Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson had a love child......

the girl with the blonde hair is so poor that she can't afford flip flops that are her size.

So Hohan has become a Fag Hag? (Is fag hag one word or two??)

@89
Is Lamebananass sucking IN or shitting OUT the Hennessey? And that bra, so dirty. Tsk, tsk.

#101 - Depends on whether it's light or dark meat.

#100 - Hey - I'm in Texas! Do we get stupid, respectively, or can we be in any given category at any time?

#105 - What does the shirt say? Jersey girls ain't trash. Trash gets picked-up.

I swear to God I thought that was Sarah Jessica Parker !

James Burke looks a lot like the woman who was pretending to be J.T. LeRoy.

And when did it become 1983 again? Ugh on all their clothes. If you're gonna recreate a not-so-long-ago look, stick with the 70s. The drugs were better then, anyway.

this guy looks like a reject from a Duran Duran cover band.

Why are we all acting like she's too good for him? I can hardly see him and I already can tell he's too good for her.

Qdarks

Ugh. Please not the 80's style again. Isn't there any way we can stop this insidious trend ? I remember it the first time around and it was bad enough, we don't need to repeat it.

That guy. What can I say, really? If you could be mistaken for a woman with short hair, then maybe you shouldn't have long hair. What does anyone see in this type of guy? Yeah, I really want a guy that looks more like a girl than I do. Gross. These freaks need to get some sun, take a nice long shower, go to a STORE and buy some nice, clean, intact clothing, and stop acting like a bunch of emo retards. I know you can't buy class, but fake it til you make it.

Those arent even leggings, theyre underware. I have several. They come in pink and white, plastic package on a rack at WalMart. About 5.88

I didn't know Kelly Leak was making a comeback!?! Is he hitting .814 with Lindsay?

#97, I read that earlier. People are seriously ill in this world. No cows or chickens where these people live? I like how he advertised it, too. Sick fucker.

#118, it's an unfortunate thing that 80's style is resurrecting itself. Last year it was legwarmers and flip flops. This year it's stretchpants and oversized sweaters. Yuck!

He looks EXACTLY like her.

121 Could be your neighbor!

Don't get me wrong. Cruising for Cocks loves to gobble up the penis and swallow. But I draw the line at cutting it off and sitting down like it's a filet.

you spelled but wrong.

Why would you go out with your twin sister?

124 No you did!!!!

I broke my COMMA! I meant no, you did.

#30 ahhh but Johnny is a sex idol & this thing is...well, what is this thing?

Christ, he reminds me of that awkward kid in my second grade class who peed his pants weekly. Probably because he dresses the same.
Puke.

she hangs out with the ugliest people. i am cute, even when freaky friday came out people told me i looked like her. i think that i should be able to hang out with her, go to all her red carpet events and then one day when lidsay is missing dont blame me because we were just friends and i loved the paparazzi and all the free stuff i got.

Hmmm... at least I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person who realizes that all the weirdos live in Florida. No offense to the normals, you few and far in between people! I lived in FL for a short time, and never heard so many stories of weirdness, strange crime, freaky behavior, and just a general sense of surreality.

That being said, I think we're all missing the point here, which is Tom Cruise Loves The Cock. I wonder if he's going to get Sherry-Ho to pool all our IPs into a big, fat lawsuit over our constant reminder that he adores the phallus.

With THAT being said, I bet these two take turns doing each other's hair and makeup- like those Barbie head things we had when we were kids. I believe this, because just like with those things, once you try to comb that hair once, it looks like a bird's nest forever. Maybe this theory explains Jess Simpson's hair, too. I can't wait for the inevitable... remember when we finally got tired of trying to comb and style the hair and TOOK SCISSORS TO IT??? BAHAHAHAHAHA! JS and LL and all the others with that stubbly hair-plug look! I will sit patiently and wait. Happily. For the thought of seeing that. In the meantime, someone needs to teach me to tie better knots so Papa can't get through them again.

@89 LOL! I just choked on my own stomach acid and now have no nose hairs left. Please remit ointment for respiratory tube acid burns.

PS "TomKat" was in Aberdeen Washington today to meet the online winner of some MI3 contest (some WalMart employee named Kevin) and the local news here couldn't stop showing he and Katie strokin' up the 2000 people that showed up at the movie theatre to worship them. She actually looked a bit better than the latest online pics, but he looked as freakishly happy and gay as usual.

TCLTC!!!

Goddamn he's so creepily feminine looking.

i thought it was keira knightley

HE LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY...

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY... THAT AND... LINS YOUR PANTYS/PANTS RE BROKEN...

SASSY OUT!

Serious? which one is the boyfriend?!?! WOOF!
http://www.starkedny.com

is that her bf or her coke dealer

he's ok. he could use some nicer shoes and a shampoo, but props to the guy for not looking like an assbag wannabe ashton kutcher or some shit. nothing worse than a man who dresses like he gets all his duds at pacific sunwear. as for her...i agree with the rest of you she looks like she shops at forever 21 or wet seal or some crap. she needs a gay man to take her shopping.

It's Jack White's son/daughter Scarlett.

This is for u Lindsay I just wana say that u are my best singer and actress I don’t care wat others say about u , u are my favorite girl but by gods name wat do u see in him if I am him I would lest u go but if I looked like a girl I would kill my self and if I was a model also I would kill my self and don’t get mad at this I bet 100% on my life u are double his weight
King kaede

i think Li-Lo is officially a friend's-boyfriend-stealer, wasnt she supposedly dating Paris' ex, now it's Moss' ex? and she's friends with both Paris and Kate?

this new guy dosent seem to fit the profile of her older man/daddy comples though.

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Michael Jackson had a kid with one of the Hanson Brothers. MMBitch.

not keira knightley... winona ryder! that's it..

Um, isn't that acronym wrong? Don't be flattered; I'd point out the stupidity of anyone who suffers from such delusions of grandeur in the same way.

It's OK, everybody. Lindsay's got a penis to spare.