May 16 2006Lindsay Lohan still likes tights

First!

wow, I'll try for 1st!!!

Nice leggings, Hohan!

first

Who wears a hoody to a bar? Seriously, people.

And a grubby hoody at that. She is such a little scrublette. ewww lindsay, you scrublette!

Where is Paris when you need her?

i wanted to be first.

and what's up with black nail polish all of a sudden?

cute pedicure though.

I think she's got Mary Kate Olsen in there.. either that, or it's her diet bag of cocaine.

lol @ the dumbasses thinking they're first.

I want to bang her. Hard. Real skanky like. She is into that shit, not like the Lima prude.

She likes tights because she can pull them down and let a total stranger do her doggy style, then pull them back up and it keeps all those nasty spoogies from leaking out and oozing down her leg.

mother of god, it's 1983 all over again. SUCH an unflattering look, since you pretty much have to put a sack over them. HEY maybe it's a new Hollywood trend so people will quit bullying the poor anorexics. All that work starving yourself, just to try to hide your bones with leggings and a big tent

ewwww

wtf is that thing behind her to the right?
looks like some seasoned druggie showing her the ropes. That's what the huge bags for, afterall. Lohan will get caught with the shit and the nasty druggie can run freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm more distracted by the drunken horse in the second picture. ZOIKS!

Where the hell is her grocery cart full of all the 'treasures' she's found in the alley? She's going to be pissed if someone makes off with it.

You need a big bag so you can hide your bong in before you go to the club...don't you fools know that?! Ack again with the leggings, she wants to make sure everyone sees her "skinny" legs...right...

If in 10 years this skank isn't horribly washed up looking and fugly I'll eat that fucking bag.

Someone needs to kick this stupid bitch in the pussy. The squiggly thing is NOT a bracelet! You could probably fit a mini meth-lab in that purse with ease. Is that a Marc Jacobs bag? If it is, he needs to get kicked in the pussy, too.

It has really made me sad to see that tights that barely hit your ankle and flat shoes are back in fashion. That girl behind her had on tights and gold shoes, the second pair of gold shoes in a DAY. Now that is all just wrong.

anyone else having problems posting?

The first picture looks like a before-and-after photo. "Lindsey now" - and if she's not careful - "Lindsey later."

Oops. I meant "Lindsay" - not "-sey."

11 You fucking rock.

11 Nasty spoogies have always been an issue for me, I finally have a reason to go buy those tights.

Priceless.

11 Nasty Spoogies have always been a problem for me. Thank you for giving me a good reason to buy those tights.

@11 Thanks for the visual BigJim. Now I have to go wash my brain out with Clorox. Maybe Hohan should try that too. Actually, she needs her whole body fully submerged in Clorox. That'd be a start.

Say whatever you want about her clothes (and they are awful), she usually has on curiously fab shoes. Why would her fashion sense stop at her ankles?

More whore gear required thus the bigger bag. Ho it up Linzer, ho it up.

Damn she's looking haggard.

What the f*** is that ape-like thing behind her in the 2nd pic.
LL causes people to de-evolve!

And I still like Lindsay, despite myself.

Who's that troll with her in the first picture? Gnarly.

I think it's called a ho-bag......

Ho-bag with a Ho-bag!

dude bigjim u are a sick fuck. no wonder you post on this thing all the time you mother fucking loser. you must fucking have no mother fucking life. you are mother fucking trailer fuckin trash

hey! i have tights like that!

hood: fugly,
shirt: fugly,
bag: fugly,
bra: why should I be seing it?
shoes: fugly, my grandma have a pair like those.
nails: Lindsay, are you gothic now?
There is anything right in this picture? anything?

Who gives a damn if the look is outdated.

I swear I'd pull those tights down & do her till that empty head of hers exploded.

I love the expression on that guys face. He does not look amused, probably wishes he could cock slap the shit out of her a few times.
Must have her shoes, very cute.

I like to wear those, but in the house, as i type in a superficial comment. not when i'm outside and people are taking pictures.

i had a chinese contortionist once.

but i was hungry an hour later.

alright, i'm sorry.

Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad.

Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad...

Test 1 two

Who is the monkey-woman next to Lindsey?

I know the rule is "no friends prettier than yourself" but really! Given that rule, she could be Abe Vigoda's party friend!

she's cool

Ok - That was a long wait. I was hoping I was being obnoxious, promotional, and self abusive.
Will have to try harder. (Especially the self abusive )

Ever noticed that she always needs to have her legs covered? That's to hide all the bruises.

"How did she get the bruises, BigJim?"

"Well, class, she's been secretly dating Sean Connery, and he don't take no shit from dat bitch."

Good to see that the "Butter Nightclub" is having an 18+ night. Shouldn't local ABCs be pulling liquor license after liquor license in this whore's wake? Photographic evidence of a minor entering a nightclub should be sufficient.

Can I pay less taxes, please?

She needs to lay off the black nail polish.

More than I hate Lindsay Lohan, I hate those big fugly purses.

So I get all dolled up and smokin' hot, and can't get into a club, but Hohan dresses up like Elliott from E.T., and she gets in? Where's the justice in that?

What the hell? am I on some sort of shit-list, not allowed to post?? NOT fair.

The heading should read "Lindsay Lohan still likes the cock". Why is this bitch still famous?! She had one good movie when she was like 9, but other than that, if you ask me, this coke whore has the acting ability of a yam. She says that she wants to be taken as a "serious actress", but how in the hell is she going to do that playing the same damn role in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOVIE that she does? She's not going to win an oscar in "Herbie: Fully Loaded" or "Just My Fucking Luck". And why is she always on her FUCKING PHONE in every picture?! If you all will excuse me, I am going to lay down and have a myocardial infarction.

When was this? Because I work in the theater two doors down from Butter and I thought I smelled something wicked when I left work the other night...

Hohan still seek-dive for her clothes in the garbage can, as long as she spends all her money in coke and those ugly huge bags to carry, she has no money to buy descent clothes.

Seriously though, this comment moderation makes me post the same message about BigJim who was number 11 at the time, 3 times. Then 35, whom I will refer to as the blasphemer, still manages to post.

Feed_Me: You're in L.A., no? I'll put you in touch with some promoters. :)

The door guys are probably just afraid that you'll make all floozies inside commit mass-suicide out of hopeless feelings of inadequacy.

She's gross, yada yada, but I have to say. . .

LOVE the shoes!!

The charge of the SKANK brigade.

i believe they call it trout pout with the collagen exploding lips in the small picture on the left. no surprises there folks, its lohan, and there is something always fishy about her...

Why is it taking soooooo long for new comments to be posted? C'mon I wanna laugh.

It's the YSL Muse handbag, also sported by the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Kate Moss, etc. Still ugly, though. Better ways to spend a couple grand than that.

Love the shoes, but I hope she didn't pay more than $4.00 for the rest of the outfit, I don't care who the hell designed it.

Call me old fashioned, but in my day we called that type a SKANK.

Call me old fashioned, but in my day we called that type a SKANK.

I can't understand why this bitch is famous. What has she done lately of any note besides skank up every nightclub north of the 101 freeway? Maybe she's running out of money and she's no longer working with Rachel Zoe - she looks horrid lately.

The bag is part of a court order. To save taxpayer's money, she has to provide free penicillin to everyone she bangs--as active as she is, she needs a big stash on hand at all times.

The contents of her bag are quite obvious:

1. Lifetime prescription of Valtrex
2. Lifetime prescription of RU486
3. Three cartons of smokes
4. A really large bong
5. Some spoons, rubber bands, matches and syringes.
6. A plaster-caster of Wilber Valderamamamamama's penis
7. Wilber Valeramamamamamama himself
8. Four pairs of tights
9. A homeless troll that she pops out to scare the photogs (see pic 1)
10. A giant pizza from Chuck E Cheese
11. Her sworn arch enemy Hillary Duff
12. 3 rabbit's feet
13. 409 brand spot remover and kleenex
14. Hair de-tangler
15. a case of Dyna-glide
16. Some anal beads
17. Broccoli
18. A Mr. T Pez dispenser
19. A "Get Out of Jail Free" card from Monopoly.
20. An clean pair of underwear.

Just kidding on the last one folks. We all know she doesn't wear undies.

The contents of her bag are quite obvious:

1. Lifetime prescription of Valtrex
2. Lifetime prescription of RU486
3. Three cartons of smokes
4. A really large bong
5. Some spoons, rubber bands, matches and syringes.
6. A plaster-caster of Wilber Valderamamamamama's penis
7. Wilber Valeramamamamamama himself
8. Four pairs of tights
9. A homeless troll that she pops out to scare the photogs (see pic 1)
10. A giant pizza from Chuck E Cheese
11. Her sworn arch enemy Hillary Duff
12. 3 rabbit's feet
13. 409 brand spot remover and kleenex
14. Hair de-tangler
15. a case of Dyna-glide
16. Some anal beads
17. Broccoli
18. A Mr. T Pez dispenser
19. A "Get Out of Jail Free" card from Monopoly.
20. An clean pair of underwear.

Just kidding on the last one folks. We all know she doesn't wear undies.

I like to fill my bag with thousand of pairs of tights. Oh, and cociaine.

Those leggings are horrendous

I GOT UP EARLY THIS MORNING AND DECIDED I WAS GOING TO AIM HIGHER...SO I JERKED OFF IN TWO LIBTARDS SALADS!!!! KEEP EATING, YOU GAYS!!!!

#19 is funny.

LL needs the tights to keep her twat from falling out.

BUKKAKE

Gotta love when the skankiest bitches in town gather for a good ol' fashion pyjama party

Please SF, stop this annoying post monitoring... It's like having to stop in the heat of the moment to grab a condom.... Man, I am GLAD those days are long gone...

Yay, that went right through.....

What the hell is up with this filter bullshit? This place gets worse and worse everyday............

Krisdylee- I wanted 69!

What the hell is up with this filter bullshit? This place gets worse and worse everyday............

What the hell is up with this filter bullshit? This place gets worse and worse everyday............

this sucks now

this sucks now

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

Why me no go through, no likey the Stallion no more? Stallion cry now........

What's next for her wardrobe - Units??? I could see her showing up to the bar wearing Units. That would be something that scraggly bitch would do.

Also, can't she afford cuter friends by now?

Hello, Hello, Hello, is there anybody out there?

Everytime this chick pops up on my screen, I have the sudden urge to spray my monitor with Lysol.

WTF, is with that pregnant desert dweller in that first picture? Or the drunken Chelsea Clinton in the second?

Where I live the homeless people have better fashion sense.

Come on! Post monitoring?!!! What, do I need a hall pass now to go to the bathroom?!?!?

This is crazy! I posted like 1/2 hour ago?!?! What am I banned?!?!?

Hello, Hello, Hello, is there anybody out there?

She probably keeps her extra pairs of leggings in that bag, you know in case they tear on the crotch or anything.

Post monitoring makes for a very boring thread.

fucking mods!!

Pic 2 looks like it's seconds away from a nip slip, but for her greasy hair getting stuck to her heaving yet asthmatic bosom. Damn you, greasy hair!

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This moderation thing sucks. All things in moderation, except for SF! I blame TC because he LTC. Xenuphobes, sheesh.

Fa Cube Itches: Not in LA, but about 60 miles away.

Very good on the guess, though!

Well hopefully this filtering and monitoring is to weed out the likes of HWMNBN.

I have to post something here. ANYTHING, in order to keep a Hohan thread from staying at '69' posts.

I wasn't the only one getting the post monitoring bullshit? At least it seems to be over.

Hello ,hello, hello

#59 - I'm with you, Lolo.
Those shoes are awesome. The bag sux.

Interesting

WHO dresses you,girl??? A blouse, and tights, and platform shoes?? Of course, we are aware you have no taste or class, most people don't, but can't all those money you made pay a decent fashion assistance?? IF, however, you do pay for the fashion assistance, KILL the person.

According to this she didn't get in.

http://www.socialitelife.com/

this isn't a story, its not even funny as at least two of the whore-pack wear theme very day.

I'm telling you any day now she's going to show up at the club wearing Units and shoulderpads.

I tried to post this once but I don't see it. Apparently the monitoring is screwing things up.

She didn't get into the club:

http://www.socialitelife.com/

Tell-tale signs of her (denied) Bulimia:
-swollen face and salivary gland area(chipmunk cheeks despite being skinny whore),
-teeth starting to look like the enamel is rotting away (her teeth are gross despite having enough money to get whatever she wants done to them),
-redness and cracks at corners of mouth (she always has these now),
-bloodshot eyes (could be for many reasons though)

That's not a purse, it's a suitcase. I think she has Kate Moss in there, ready to pop out at any moment for lesbian kisses.

"Trademark" tights? Yeah right, that's why every female, under 25, anorexic moron the Western world over is wearing the fuckers. Anyone in leggings/footless tights should be shot in the face.

Linday collects and re-sells pee to others that need it to pass a drug test. That's what is in the big freakin' bag. That, and a couple of dildos. And by dildo I mean Kevin Federline.

oh my. i really can't understand her. what's with the tights? m so damn confused with your fashion style.

She lives in a motel.
It's disgusting.

she always tries to look calculating in paparazzi shots... except they're supposed to be candids...

I really think this must be the "I Hate Lindsay" Group because no one has anything positive to say about one of the most talented young stars today. I love Lindsay and I dont care if she wore a plastic bag, what she wears is her choice, no one buys her clothes or pay her bills. No matter what she's worth she paid her dues unlike Paris who hoed her way to the top and hunted the Papparazzi more than they did her. She is rich off of her name not talent, and she has the nerve to use an Alcholic to do her dirty work. What is Paris scared of, that Lindsay may pull out a can of whip *&% from that purse you guys hate so much! I think people are haters and are jealous because Lindsay doens't care what people think, she's paid reguardless. And another thing do you idiots think that maybe her purse was large because she had a change of clothes with her, or how about this she can carry whatever size bag she wants, SHE BOUGHT THE DAM THING! Get a life people!

you guys just have to be so mean! you have to dont you? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LINDSAY LOHAN! she is talented great and fabulous! shes better then all you guys! she is lucky to be a good actor and singer shes very lucky! she took drugs and smoked i hated it when she did that every one did but shes over that shes over it! SO GET OVER IT SHE FINE NOW!!

I want to see her slither around on Jessica Simpson, the two covered in oil on a huge waterbed!