May 3 2006Lindsay Lohan steals Stavros Niarchos

BITCH.

Hehe, first and all that jazz. But anyways.

Is Lindsay on some sort of serious year-long rebound after Wilmer? She seems to love stealing peoples boyfriends and shagging aging stars.

i love young fat sluts.

all their STDs will just be recycled in this same group of whores until a giant super STD is formed and whipes out all slutty celebrities on the planet! ... a girl can dream, right?

#4 It already exists. Parisite Hiltonus.

What the fuck, is this guy trying to get every possible STD?
Jesus.
That's like eating the garbage a homeless guy threw up just because you're curious to see what it tastes like.

That explains why he now has only one hand.

Someone should warn Matt Leinart about how easily herpes is spread. And that there is no cure.

I don't get what is so great about this Stavros guy. He really isn't that good looking. Maybe his $275 million makes him a whole lot more attractive.

What the hell is wrong with these HOOKERS...they keep passing around the same dick....step outside of Hollywood....for one time...

http://popsugar.com/6682
If you scroll down about a third of the page you can see a pic of MeganHarris.

I think Stavros Niarchos must love raunchy herpe infected women. I mean the guy has a billion dollars and the best he can do is Lindsay and Paris. I wouldn't either whore touch any part of me. I couldn't imagine fucking Skeletor.

Lindsay and Paris.
Bread and Butter.
Murder and Rape.
Anal Warts and Chlamydia.
MeganHarris and Ugly.

what is up with this guy? why is he so special...???

I dunno, if that is Megan Harris, I kinda think she's cute. But I have always been told I have weird taste in women, like that time I got caught kissing Teri Hatcher on the beach.....I mean that time Ryan Seacrest got caught. Dammit!

Seacrest out.

I mean Gerald out.

I mean.....ahhhhhh.

@ 10-

Please let that be MeganHarris! What an ugly pile of pigshit. I would assume that she is using a satirical picture of a random person on the internet trying to draw a laugh from someone, because that bitch looks like a bucket of shit, minus the bucket. She belongs in a sequel to "Children of the Corn" , but it would have to be retitled, "Really Ugly Children of the Corn", or just "Children that were so ugly the Corn died on the stalk".

HA HAHAH HAAHAHHA...oh man, lol

i love young hollywood and all their sexcapades, really. I just say they all screw each other in one big orgy

That's what happens when one whore steals another male whore from onther ho.

My question, what the fuck makes this Greek guy (read Michael Jackson) such a "steal"?

Seriously, how does this guy feel, he's being passed around like a party favor. At a really skanky STD laden whore party.

Stavros' family must be thanking Zeus that the relationship is over.

@19 - Hahaha, very funny.

I think Lindsey & Paris are in a competition to see who can spread The Herp across the Western half of the US first.

Which one do you think would win the ass kicking contest...

she looks llke she's on coke aigain, look at her (non)cheeks

i hate to say that, but she looks kind of hot.

Who needs mommy and daddy money when you can transfer herpes and snort lines.....Lindsay, next stop, Drug Rehab with an in house STD clinic

You ever have one of those dreams where you're about to get with a lady, and her vagina starts talking to you and saying things like, "Don't do that!" or, "Wait 'till your father gets home!"?

Last night I had one about Lindsey Lohan, which is the first time a bona fide celebrity has been in one of those dreams. And the funny thing is, I never found her attractive, but me and her talking vagina had a great discussion about something I can't quite remember. I wish I could. It sure was a good talker.

paris wins. matt leinart's tha bomb

Yo, Megan Harris is SO pretty.

P.S. It's opposite day, ok guys?

To me this says that Lindsey already has herpes.

If she didn't, why would she date one of Paris's Exboyfriends and risk getting it?

I COULD NOT CARE LESS about Lindsey Hohan. She used to be cool, now she just acts way older than she is and by the time she is thirty, she will look fifty. She needs serious help.

when will these maneaters stop eating in hollywood bars and start eating on the ordinary street bars?

Hey Megan Harris, you look like the pale-faced broad from Sex and the City. Or so I hear, because I've never watched that . . . shit, I've already said too much. But seriously, you look like her. Creepy.

So it's now safe to say that Lindsey Hohan has Paris Hilton's STDs? And just what was Stavros looking for under her skirt? Maybe he was looking for her butt. I imagine he eventually gave up.

This Stavros guy must have a really big pecker. Can't wait for the headline "Tom Cruise Steals Stavros From Lohan"

Oh, wait, nevermind, Stavros has a really big bank account.

# 31 You mean Miranda...uh I mean I don't watch that show either.

HAHAHA! Revenge is sweet. I do dislike Paris more the Linds, then again, I'm not sure why she's such a slut these days. She better be careful that nasty herpes is contagious, YUCK!

In the picture from the msnbc source it looks like Lohan is perfecting the Hilton 'wonky eye' thing.

Oh Stavros you man-whore!!

I just pray that you will impregnate neither one of them!! One freakatoid kid per year is all I can handdle! (two if you count the Federline-Spears spawn of hell)

Incidentally... TCLTC

He's really in the Hollywood buffet line for STD's. He's Greek, maybe he doesn't know what "herpes" is. Maybe he thought Paris was talking about "Hermes", the son of Zeus and nymph Maia, and he thought it was so sweet that she was trying to learn about his culture.

Dead before 25. Girl's got some screws loose AND has been loosly screwing a bit much. Factor in the "injuries" upon stepping out of the shower, eeeyyyeah, ok, and you've got one messed up pup.

WTF is a 19 year old living at a hotel for??? Is Heidi Fleiss back in business?

You mean bitch right? :-P

What the fuck is Matt Leinart thinking? Dude can get any girl he wants. Maybe going #10 in the draft wrecked his self-esteem, so he just grabbed any old whore off the street for validation. At any rate, Matt, hide your Heisman trophy. Lord knows what Paris will try and do with it, especially after a few cans of sparkling wine.

Is she only 19? I've seen 40 year old bar flies look less worn. She really should include more than cum and coke in her diet.

Paris could probably fit a football inside easily.

Why are people paying this skank money to do ANYTHING.

She should be jobless & not on the front page of any websites.

Pathetic.

All these sluts are like door knobs, everyone gets a turn. *Badda Ching*

Poor Stavros . . . he'll NEVER get that smell off of his hand.

Rumor has that Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.

#38

Seeing as "herpes" is a Greek word, I'm sure he's well aware of the risks involved -but he comes from a people who used to slather themselves in olive oil and roll around in the dirt with each other, and I believe they became resistant to these things centuries ago.

Lindsey, Paris, Ashley Simpson, they all belong to the Beverly Hills Containment Club. They date each other's boyfriends in an unselfish effort to contain the terrible strain of Hollywood Herpes Complex Virus. By keeping their infected men safely amongst their own scabrous fold, they protect the rest of us from infection. These women are heroes.

The only thing Lindsay won't steal is some actual talent

Now why would LL want Paris leftovers?? Oh right, 275 million. That's pretty attractive if you're a coke whore on your way out of the limelight...

wait, she was dancing? i thought her fuckin foot was broken. hopefully, the crack in the foot (connected to leg bone, leg bone connected to the hip bone) makes it way up to the leg, leaving her permanently cripple and disfigured. dragging her leg around like a dead tijuana crack whore. looking like polio or something. like the homeless people you see in the UK.

This is it folks, call your stockbroker and tell him to buy...BUY BUY !!!!! Valtrex stock.

Your portfolio will thank you.

Let me shed some light on you dream #25, her vagina was talking about the decline of the Roman Empire after the end Augustus' reign.

pretty standard vagina dream.

His hand needs WINDEX............

#52 - oh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! lol!!!! great, just GREAT!

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

#57 - Loves to cuddle little boys. We've been saying TCLTC for HOW long? You JUST came up with that? I guess relative to others at the Centre, you're a fucking genius.

ha! I really hate paris ..like I really do and though lindsay is kind of creepy, bulimic, drug-adict and sluty she is so much cooler than that 6 foot tall amazon air-head blonde

ha! I really hate pariis like I really do and though linsay is kind of creepy bulimic drug-adict and sluty she is so much cooler and so much more beatiful just wich she stop setteling for the other air-head whores left-overs

#59 & 60 - change your name to COLUMBIANNEEDSTOGOBACKTOENGLISHCLASS

what are you doing out of the picket line anyway.

Free these SOULS, show them the way to EMPOWERMENT of SCIENTOLOGY...Dont judge them, they know not what they do or say.. Instead EMBRACE L.Ron Hubbards CHILDREN..Bring them into the SCIENTOLOGY Family...AMEN..

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

@ 61 - I hope you are a chick, because the fantasies I am having about you right now would be "Tom Cruise Creepy" if you're a guy.

Stop preaching about scientology... it's freaking me out... no one else says anyhting about tehir spiritual beliefs, so keep yours to yourself. And I don't think thats what that stands for...

SOMEONE SAY WHAT IS REALLY STANDS FOR PLEASE....

#61!!! HA HA HA You're awesome.

THE STUDENT PASSES THE TEACHER!!!!!
Now is Lindsay LowHore who has the Master of Whoring haha!!

anyway more herpes less herpes, poor Stavros, he has Paris' herpes now LowHore's herpes.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They are disgusting!!!!!

BTW Narchios is a multi billionaire does this stupid easy whore think he is gonna keep her anyhow??? well.. er... NOOOO he will end up marrying a wealthy classy trophy girl not the new Mater no. slut Lindsay LowHore

@ 60 Lindsay Lohan herself is an air-head whore

I like this Niachos family. But I always thought that those tasty appetizers at Chevy's were Mexican, not Greek.

Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up!
I love her. She's the whore of Babylon!

This story smells rotten. I think Hohan has better tastes.

And it took you guys long enough. I don't care what you think, when is that going to sink in?

#48,
Well, since we're googling to see the word origin of herpes, yes, it does STEM from a Greek word (herpein), but it means "to creep", so I don't think cheez-wiz (Niarchos, Nachos, get it?) would have figured that one out. So HA.

That's HOT! :) That's all I've got to say about that

I must say I find it amusing that Stavros went running from Paris to Lindsay. That's like lighting yourself on fire and then pouring gasoline over your head.

The amount of shock put into the sentence about him putting his hand up her skirt is also surprsing. Much like the fact she was wearing a skirt at all, and we all know about her underwear situation....you'd think the picture of her flabby grandpa ass would have turned guys off, but apparently Stavros wanted to see for himself.

@10 is that really MeganHarris?

Does her face need:
A) Windex
B) Holy Water
C) Plastic Surgery
D) A Bag
E) All of the above

I know, I know, E is to easy........

well..then thast means lindsay offcialy had either AIDS or herpes or both

Have you see how these starlets fight over boys who are completely useless and worthless as they though they are the big thing: Fex, K.Fed, Niarchos, Aaron Carter! come on, girls! If you want to fight, at least get better boys!

It's all good, because Stavros is gay anyway. He hooks up with this guy named Brian Quintanna. Hush hush.

Saw her in a tattoo parlor up on Sunset Blvd. last week getting "NEXT" inked on her thigh. Class-sy! (Seriously, it was in script and everything!)

Sloppy seconds with a side order of herpes please!!
She's an idiot.

#72

Awww, don't be nasty now. I was only being a smart ass, and not not to you. And as a point of clarification, I wasn't using Google to find out anything. And I already knew the meaning of the word. Just like I'm sure you didn't have to Google the geneology of Hermes (which you kindly provided us all). Knowing completely useless shit is why I'm tens of thousands of dollars in debt for higher education.

I guess Blond & Red Skeletor are in competition as to who will get HIV first. My advice to their new victims, Matt & Stavros: run guys, run!! The first has to stay healthy if he wants to become a rich sports champ, the latter is way too loaded with cash to die now. They don't need to fill another STD statistic.
As for the skanks fate: it's a close call. I haven't seen Paris use a condom in her infamous tape and Lindsay was foolish enough to sleep with Wilmer Chlamydia. I mean, the guy is bragging aubout having shagged every single young chick in Tinseltown: that's scary.
Say no to whore guys!!!

I remember some time ago there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan has herpes, then the recent stuff about Paris Hilton's herpes.
Stavros probably thought:
"Now that I have the Paris herpes, I can also bang some other celebrity herpes bitches"

Dr. Rokter,
Apparently your higher education didn't buy you the ability to sense good-humored sarcasm.
HA.

And I DID Google it. Because I'm such an idiot.

god, anything to stay in the news, huh Linds? stealing men, deporting fools, making Christian singers cry, going pantyless with a short skirt in the wind... damn.

86th.