May 1, 2006
Lindsay Lohan can deport girlfriends
Lindsay Lohan got into a fight at Brett Ratner's house after finding him in bed with his girlfriend, Romanian model Alina Puscau. A source says:
"Brett wasn't returning any of her calls, so she decided to stop by and say hi. Brett never told Lindsay he had a girlfriend. She had no idea. He is constantly e-mailing, texting and calling her. She just wanted to hang out. He had given her the code to his house and told her to come over anytime, so she went."
But after showing up at the house, she was shocked to find Ratner in bed with Puscau.
"Alina jumped out of bed and went ballistic. They started screaming at each other and took the fight first into the living room and then out to the driveway while Brett hid in the bedroom. Lindsay said she could get Alina deported and left. What she doesn't know is that Alina and Brett are so serious, he gave her a big diamond promise ring last November which she wears on her right hand. She doesn't care that he may cheat. She's got the big diamond ring. Brett is a 37-year-old man, and Lindsay is a 19-year-old girl. Enough! He needs to stop bothering her, it's embarrassing. Lindsay is happily dating [Keira Knightley's ex] Jamie Dornan - she just wanted to be friends with Brett."
Isn't it obvious Linday just wants to be friends with Ratner? Dr. Phil says the best way to build a friendship is to threaten to have your friend's girlfriend deported. Especially if they ate your last Twinkie. How's Siberia, bitch? I told you being born in Michigan doesn't matter if you know a guy who knows a guy.
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Comments
1. Posted by colormeskanky on May 1, 2006 4:44 PM
ha ha lindsay blowhan should be deported herself, back the retardville.
2. Posted by idiot.celebrities on May 1, 2006 4:44 PM
...who is Brett Ratner? Does anyone care?
LiLo will find some other slutty guy by next weekend anyway, so I certainly hope this didn't break her syphillis encrusted heart.
3. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:47 PM
lindsay lohan is still alove?...damn.
must - pray - harder
4. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:47 PM
*alive....even.
5. Posted by Tania on May 1, 2006 4:48 PM
C-C-C-Cat fight!!
I love the part where Brett just "hid in the bedroom." Any REAL man would have had both eyes on the fight and one hand on his dick.
6. Posted by MeganHarris on May 1, 2006 4:48 PM
Hey, at least let me be 5. or 6.
hehehe
7. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 4:50 PM
That picture made my Penis do it's best turtle impression............
8. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:51 PM
have you seen brett ratner? he looks like a short, hairy midget. he's like 4'8.
9. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 4:52 PM
Maybe we could have sherry-cunt deported. Come to think of it, this whole deporting thing sounds like a great idea.
How about this:
You know how poor people fantasize about what they'd do if they won the lottery, and some say they would buy their own private island? I bet we could talk Paris into doing something like that -- she's certainly got enough money. Then she could invite Lindsay, Pete Doherty, those Simpson bitches, and a bunch of other people we hate to her island for a big party.
Then France could nuke that island.
10. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:52 PM
http://www.epochtimes.com/i6/4110336521078.jpg
.................i rest my case.
11. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:54 PM
the french wont nuke anything but a potatoe in the microwave.
12. Posted by bjpack on May 1, 2006 4:54 PM
Lindsay Lohan anagram > ANAL DISH ONLY
13. Posted by pinky_nip on May 1, 2006 4:54 PM
Can I PLEASE kick MeganHarris in the twat, or whatever it is that's between it's fat, fucking legs. Deport her!
14. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 4:55 PM
MeganHarris, I hear Aruba is a great travel spot for spring break, you should go......please......
15. Posted by Grphdesi23 on May 1, 2006 4:55 PM
Hag.
16. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 4:56 PM
Potatoe? Who the fuck are you? Dan fucking Quayle?
And, the French are the only ones who still do nuclear testing, dumbass.
17. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 4:59 PM
im googling this bitch Brett "the midget" Ratner is fucking...and come across...
http://hometown.aol.de/King22225606691/Nabel11.html
check out this NAVEL GALLERY! i almost threw up in my mouth! damn...where is my Peter Doherty stash at!!!!!!!!
18. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 4:59 PM
Just in case your attention span is too short or you are too young to get the Dan Quayle reference: http://www.capitalcentury.com/1992.html
19. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:00 PM
BigJim, you and your "life-partner" can discuss foreign nuclear testing while your fucking each other in the ass tonight.
20. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:01 PM
BigJim..is that what he calls it? :-/
21. Posted by Dr.Rokter on May 1, 2006 5:03 PM
She looks like Danny Bonaduce during his Partridge Family years.
22. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 5:05 PM
WTF:
I apologize for pointing out that you're retarded. I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president.
I am completely deserving of your hostility for antagonizing you about your sub-par IQ.
Again, my sincerest apologies.
23. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:08 PM
Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:05 PM
"WTF:
I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president."
LOL...right.
24. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:09 PM
hey..i find it hilarious your using political references as come-backs on a fucking celebrity mock site.
tom likes the dick and apparently so does BigJim.
25. Posted by Libraesque on May 1, 2006 5:11 PM
Will all of you fucking assholes shut the fuck up. This site is not your personal space for this bullshit, this is a celebrity bashing site. Start your own god damn site to act like 5 year olds. GROW UP, talk celebrity trash OR GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE
26. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:11 PM
Is BigJim really Bill Clinton? Are you getting a hummer right now as we speak.....you go Big Willy!
27. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 5:11 PM
And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly.
28. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:12 PM
Libraesque speak with Bill (cough) I mean BigJim.
29. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:12 PM
And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly, too! what a world! :-0
30. Posted by D-Rock on May 1, 2006 5:13 PM
Lindsay will get over it. She'll just go home and write something nasty about her in the Burn Book. Then, to pretend to make amends, she'll give her a container of fancy face lotion...but it will actually be filled with foot cream! Haha, that'll show that bitch!
31. Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 5:14 PM
#25:
I do believe that I started talking about nuking Lindsay and Paris Hilton. I can't help it if I feel the need to attack brainless invertebrates (whom are the result of their trailer-park-living daddy fucking his retarded sister) when they prove the depths of their stupidity in this forum.
32. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:15 PM
lindsay lohan looks like she would fuck the shit out of you then shit on your chest and call it a present.
33. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:16 PM
Where is Edna...she needs to report BigJim...hahahahahahahahaha
34. Posted by St.Minutia on May 1, 2006 5:23 PM
25 Libraesque, you 5 year old fat cow asshole. Feel free to ram your head into the nearest brick wall.
WTF, what the fuck? You are so the opposite of witty and your comebacks stink like asparagus piss.
35. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 5:28 PM
youd know. how does that piss feel/taste?
36. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 5:29 PM
@9,
Nice thought, but I think we're stuck with sherry-cocksucker. Scientology is officially a cult, and illegal, in much of the world.
We can only hope that Paris Hilton doesn't convert to Scientology, as it would make her even more annoying. Though, she does have the rabbit IQ, and like Tom, she certainly loves the cock, ...
37. Posted by dark on May 1, 2006 5:38 PM
With the shades and hair, she looks like the early '90's model Michael Jackson. She's darker skinned, of course . . . .
38. Posted by Pearly on May 1, 2006 5:39 PM
What moron would give his alarm code to Lohan and tell her to drop by anytime? Someone who wants a pscho bitch fight in his living room, that's who. I'll bet he wasn't hiding, he was just running the video camera.
39. Posted by Sheva on May 1, 2006 5:44 PM
Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up. I absolutely love her. She is the perfect whore trainwreck.
40. Posted by idiot.celebrities on May 1, 2006 6:04 PM
WTF, you're a douchebag. Thanks for posting #3, 4, 8, 10, 11, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24, 26, 28, 29, 32, 33, and 35 and making this site collectively dumber.
You have wasted ALL of our time. Stop being a whiny little slut puppy to BigJim. You have annoyed all of us. Now go kill yourself: no one likes you.
Lindsay looks like a linebacker in this picture, and TCLTC.
41. Posted by illkarate on May 1, 2006 6:10 PM
She kinda looks like Tom Cruise... circa Top Gun. Easy on the Cheetos...
42. Posted by gammanormids on May 1, 2006 6:12 PM
Is my opinior or Lohan is the kind of girl boys don't take seriously? Like Paris, Jessica, Paris, Ritchie, Paris...
43. Posted by colormeskanky on May 1, 2006 6:17 PM
celebrities are so weird. they can fuck pretty much whoever they want, and yet we find them endlessly fighting over each other's conquests.
except paris hilton, she's an equal opportunity fucker. anyone, everyone: welcome to paris.
44. Posted by MaryBackstayge on May 1, 2006 6:19 PM
Oh, they take her seriously.
Seriously in the ASS.
45. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 1, 2006 6:31 PM
Brett Ratner??? WTF? Lindsey will fuck anything. Have you guys seen what Ratner looks like? #8 is right on the money. And he was previously dating that extra from Planet of the Apes, Serena Williams. I'll never watch Parent Trap again.
46. Posted by ieatthepoo on May 1, 2006 6:35 PM
Brett Ratner loves the cock.
I'm still gonna watch Parent Trap once a day though.
47. Posted by krisdylee on May 1, 2006 6:48 PM
Asparagus piss. Hahahahahaha. WTF, go eat a slab of vagina ham and leave us to our bitter celeb-bashing and sex-orgies. BigJim, I heart Iginla.
48. Posted by Doc on May 1, 2006 7:07 PM
I hate to say this, but I'm really starting to like Lindsay... first making Jessica Simpson cry, and now this... shes much cooler than I thought!
49. Posted by ESQ on May 1, 2006 7:58 PM
Here is how the REAL argument went down:
Lindsay: "I fucked him first!"
Alina: "I fucked him first!"
Brett: "I am scared of these two bitches!"
Lindsay: "CUNT!"
Alina: "Double CUNT!"
In the meantime the real pussy in this situation is Brett.
50. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 1, 2006 8:04 PM
She's looking a little Jack Black-ish in that picture.
Alright Lindsay, you've got the drugs, eating disorder, whoring about, and general craziness of Dana Plato down. Now get out there and commit some major felonies, goddamn it!
51. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 1, 2006 8:54 PM
Brett Ratner dated Serena Williams? WTF is up with that, she looks like a drag queen, and is like, a foot taller than him. I can only imagine who was pitching in that relationship...you know, Serena. Because she has the cock. Ugh, and now Lindsay Hohan? What is wrong with this little troll?
52. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 9:33 PM
Who the fuck is Brett Ratner? Anyone can score Lindsay "like Ellis Island, takes all comers" Lohan, but Alina Puscau is absolutely fucking hot.
Ratner looks like Sam Gamgee, from LOTR. He's wearing shoes in the pictures, to hide the furry feet, but I think he's a hobbit.
http://dailyceleb.com/production/?view=event&eid=3892&cap=alina+puscau&PHPSESSID=1144df01ea59b16f4e32251c1649d274
53. Posted by Yoda a Green Schlong Has on May 1, 2006 9:46 PM
Has anyone noticed that Ratner has both hands in his pockets in every picture in which he's standing?
Does Ratner
a. have furry hobbit hands?
b. engage in chronic public masturbation?
c. have a miniscule penis?
d. all of the above.
54. Posted by gogoboots on May 1, 2006 9:55 PM
Ohhhh man, what a great story! Lindsay should direct the movie and star in it. Then she'd win that Oscar 'cause it sounds brilliant. Oh and she has to get naked in it to seal that Oscar win, baby! The look on Linds face when she saw them in bed is fucking PRICELESS I tell you. Does Brett have any cameras in his bedroom!?
55. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 1, 2006 9:57 PM
@53
Ooh, Oooh, I know the answer, is it "D"? What do I win?
56. Posted by Miss Skyline on May 1, 2006 10:04 PM
I would have loved to see the look on her face. "Older" men love you, Linds? Is that what it is?
57. Posted by WTF on May 1, 2006 10:46 PM
#40 does your dad da's dick hurt when he shoves it past your tonsils? what a fucking moron, oh no im pissing myself, some internet pedo is annoyed by me. LMAO
58. Posted by Drunk Blogger on May 2, 2006 1:58 AM
This story makes me hate Hollywood even more, yet at the same time wish I was more a part of it. Ahh, isn't that what thesuperficial is all about when you really think about it.
59. Posted by junebug on May 2, 2006 2:30 AM
TCLTC
60. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on May 2, 2006 5:18 AM
So...it's true. Lindsay Lohan slept her way to fame. Much like Paris, but much more discreet. HA!
61. Posted by MaryBackstayge on May 2, 2006 8:41 AM
Yes, Linds is a train wreck and it's painful--yet entertaining--to watch. But please. Alina is NOT that hot: She's just tall and skinny and pouty. She looks stoned and stupid. But hey, whatever pulls your pants down.
62. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on May 2, 2006 9:15 AM
Brett is amazing okay. I know I'm a psycho, but I love him.
63. Posted by DonLes91 on May 2, 2006 10:14 AM
I thought Brett Rattner was a female. Oh, wait, that's Brett BUTLER. Never mind.
With the luck she's having with guys, maybe she should jump the fence. That's what her career needs...a hot lesbian affair.
64. Posted by CPR is so erotic on May 2, 2006 10:40 AM
Lindsay .. you gett'n uglay.
65. Posted by ShanDourdan on May 2, 2006 11:08 AM
Sorry, I know this topic is about Lindsay Hohan but I'm having a hard time getting over the whole Brett Ratner and Serena Williams thing. I really can't decide which is the uglier fucker out of the two. Either way someone was taking it up the arse.
66. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:23 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
67. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:24 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
68. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:24 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
69. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:25 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
70. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:26 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol, just look at the chipmunk cheeks!
71. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:26 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol just look at the chipmunk cheeks!
72. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on May 2, 2006 12:27 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
73. Posted by killerkat on May 2, 2006 12:28 PM
Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
how bitchy-er can she be???
how sluty-er can she be??
how moron can she be???
I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!
ps. she looks fat again lol
74. Posted by Caught Dead In That Dress on May 2, 2006 12:30 PM
Sundaybl00dysunday, so good you had to say it 7 times?
75. Posted by killerkat on May 2, 2006 12:31 PM
sorry for the hundred posts something is wrong with ts again !!
76. Posted by gogoboots on May 2, 2006 1:04 PM
killerkat here i thought you were obsessed with Linds' chipmunk cheeks...
77. Posted by Evil Willow on May 2, 2006 5:02 PM
killerkat = Sundaybl00dysunday. You are fired.
78. Posted by Digypoke on May 3, 2006 11:06 PM
Linsay will end up having the same look as britney if it does not take care of her... it is horrible!
http://www.lezlife.com
79. Posted by IvyLeagueBiatch on July 10, 2006 1:44 PM
Lindsay Lohan is ugly. I seriously don't get why America even remotely likes her.