May 2 2006Lindsay Lohan breaks foot, does pushups

Id hit it, even if its with a broken foot

I'd break my foot...in her ass!
Nearly first!

Eh, I'm OVER Lindsay. Hey, come to think of it, so is The Superficial.

Paris Hilton still rocks though.

Actually she slipped on Fez's dong..

4th

why is this broad always falling? i guess thats what happens when youre always in a coke enduced haze. that and you forget to wear underwear in front of thousands of children.

I saw this bitch on Access Hollywood last night and she said she fell at someone's house (down the stairs or something...I try to block her out whenever I see her ugly face so I'm not totally sure of the circumstances). She should really keep her whoring stories straight.

Akapee, I was fourth as in the 4th dick that has been in Lindsey's ass this week...

Now what really happen was, she so skinny that when she dropped straw that she was snorting coke with it, broke her foot.

In supporting the webmaster to bore us to death with news about this non-news worthy crab called Lindsay Lohan, I am posting this stuff from Askmen.com...and it goes something like this:

overall rating
78

Every generation has its share of emerging stars and Lindsay Lohan is proving to be just that. In only a few years, she has become an idol for teenage girls everywhere and a pinup for their male counterparts.

Lindsay is aware of this and it has apparently gone to her head. Even though she's very much involved in a number of charities, we can't help but subtract points from her otherwise impressive record.

Nevertheless, she has an advantage in the looks department over her rival Hilary Duff as far as we're concerned, and this will most likely be the deciding factor of how successful her career will be. If she can insert a couple of adult-oriented dramas in her resume to shed her teen-queen image, Lindsay will definitely go far.

personality & talent
74

On the one hand, Lohan's former co-stars describe her as smart, funny, outgoing, and easy to get along with. However, there's a flip side to her personality, as she has admitted to being a lot like the mean cheerleaders her character is at odds with in Mean Girls (2004).

Perhaps this is the kind of attitude one needs to make it in Hollywood. One thing's for sure: Lindsay has what it takes. Not only can she portray a believable teenager, but she also proved that she could tackle a variety of roles by playing multinational twins in The Parent Trap (1998) and a rebellious teen turned uptight adult in Freaky Friday (2003).

sexiness
83

Lindsay Lohan has an innocent look, but the twinkle in her eye suggests that she might be a lot wilder than previously anticipated. Not convinced? Check her out in magazines like Movieline, Allure, Teen People, and on the covers of Popstar and Vanity Fair.

Ever since she turned 18 (and by the way, there was a countdown to her 18th birthday), Lindsay seems to be dressing the part of a sexpot. Just look at the cover of her album, Speak. Speechless yet?

accomplishments & fame
75

A child model since the age of 3, Lindsay Lohan has been in more than 60 commercials for companies like Wendy's, Abercrombie & Fitch, Jell-O, Calvin Klein, Pizza Hut, and the Gap.

After an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, Lohan was cast as Alexandra "Alli" Fowler for one season of the popular soap opera, Another World. Then, she won the dual part of the Hallie Parker/Annie James twins in the remake of Disney's The Parent Trap (1998).

Following a very brief gig in Bette Midler's sitcom Bette in 2000, she starred in Disney's television films Life-Size (2000) and Get a Clue (2002). She worked for "the mouse" again the next year, by appearing in the blockbuster Freaky Friday, (2003) as Jamie Lee Curtis' daughter. Lohan's song "Ultimate" can also be heard on the movie's soundtrack.

In 2004, she could be seen in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Mean Girls. What's more, she was in the music video for Lillix's "What I Like About You."

Along with the many projects she's got lined up well into 2007, a true measure of Lindsay's fame is the amount of times she makes headlines. From her troubled family life (she was reportedly having issues with her father, who checked into a drug and alcohol rehab center), to her relationships (she was dating Wilmer Valderrama of That '70s Show fame for a few months), to her partying ways (she is usually spotted club hopping with Tara Reid and Ashlee Simpson), Lohan is a major tabloid star.

She even tackled the topic of her un-private life in the first song of her debut album, "Rumors."

natural beauty
82

It sometimes feels like we didn't know hot ladies like Lindsay when we were her age. We certainly have no difficulty understanding why the famous Ford Modeling Agency signed her up at such a young age. Natural redheads are rather rare, so we're always pretty excited when we discover a hot new one.

Not only are her freckles a major turn-on, but her amazing green eyes really do it for us. The icing on the cake has to be her magnificent "love pillows." There have been rumors flying around about whether Lindsay's chest has undergone surgical enhancements, which she claims is "retarded" and "unnecessary." We're willing to test out their authenticity ourselves...

personal style
76

Like most girls her age, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to shopping. She likes to frequent stores like Abercrombie & Fitch, Steve Madden, New York's Sweats Appeal, and basically any mall. She's still at that age where sneakers, jeans and tank tops fill out most of her wardrobe, but she has enough style to accessorize with classy trimmings like Prada bags.

She still has many years ahead of her to develop a true fashion sense, and as the face for Dooney and Burke's new Heart and Charm handbag collections, she is proving to be a young fashion icon.

How many lines does it take to do 12 pushups?

Just curious......

Does this mean Herbie: Fully Loaded 2 will be delayed?

She's the living proof that snorting cocaine and trying to shower and look normal at the same time is impossible.

People like #10 Akapee make me wish the D.C. sniper was still around..........

ATTN: Akapee

Stop posting long shit you copied from askmen.com.

p.s. they should kill those fucking snipers. the one from jamaica should rot in gitmo (not a citizen=torture).

She is ALWAYS sporting an injury. didn't she recently "Slip on wet stairs" and supposedly get glass embedded in her foot while she was staying at one of Bryan Adams' houses in London?

Two things could be going on, she could be developing MS and that really effects your balance, or she keeps getting drunk and falling down, you decide which is more real.

Those were good times Stallion, I say we need to bring them back.

As for Lohan,I think she's confusing push-ups with blowjobs, she's always dropping down and doing blowjobs, maybe it was a misprint on the article?

#10....WTF???

Oh yeah, After Jack Pallance dropped and did push-ups on stage at the Oscars it was widely acknowledged that he was coked up.....sounds like push-ups would be a symptom of that.

#15 Land-Man, I hear you. And #14, since you are called Italian Stallion, I am sure he will blow off your shlong with his first shot

when will she fall and break her neck?

The reason why she is "ALWAYS sporting an injury" is because she has been secretly dating Sean Connery.

#22 hhahaaaa

#11 - You don't do more, you just do them faster and can't shut the fuck up. Then, back to chain-smoking cigarettes.
When that happens to me, I just regret it the next morning. See, with the numbness in the nose I often slam my face into the ground on accident.

@ 16 yes and I also agree with 13, either she is
a. always high so she can't see where she walks
b. very very stupid
c. both

I guess it is c, personally I'm so sick of her being everywhere and doing nothing but whoring around and keep drugging around "ohh lindsay lohan felt", "oh lindsay lohan has a new haircut", "Ohh Lindsay Lohan snorted a new line of coke", "ohh Lindsay Lohan acted like a bitch again" and keeps going

@10
dude listen being mildly annoying is ok..like me...but seriously wtf are you smoking!?

I'd say keep up the good work but next time make it 1/4 as long..it's just as effective.

and remember kids tcltc

PS her black nail polish looks like shit yuk!

What a cum bucket.

My Land-a-conda don't want none unless you got buns hon.

This new movie of her's, I 've read it is pretty terrible. She really should focus on either, getting a couple of solid box-office hits or on delivering solid work on a quality film, otherwise ....I'm thinking of Brittany Murphy for some reason.

Lindsey happens to announce she has a broken foot after reports air that she caught randy Brett Ratner in bed with some hot Chech slice of pooty? Coincidence? I think not. She probably broke her foot on Ratner's abundant ass. That, or Mr. Ed stepped on it while mounting her. I mean, who hasn't she fucked?

bigjim...funny really...this is not meant sarcastic

tcltc

lol..thats all i can say

#20 Akapee, that was agood one, did somebody help you with that one or did you thinks that up all by yourself?

It made me want to piss down your throat...AKA-pee down your throat

#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?

#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?

#36 your not even worth it, those have to be some of the fucking worse comebacks of all time. You make me sad that your alive......

P.S. You should be banned from this site for having "Stupid Fucking Comeback Syndrome"

Sounds more like a publicity stunt for the movie. What are the odds that she breaks her foot before her movie about her having "shitty luck" comes out. I smell some bullshit here.

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Pfft. Showing off the silicon, no doubt.

I don't know who she was fucking when she fell out of the shower, but I do know that everything that happens to Lindsay Lohan is directly related to her being a whore.

Agreed #40, I wonder WHAT she was doing that could have caused a fractured foot though. Something ...anal?

Pink sucks, but the song is kinda funny. I think this broad purposely hurts herself so she can continue to take her "legal pharmaceuticals". She's gonna end up like that Taradise lush, what's her name? What a pity, because she was hot a few years ago.

#10 you have way to much fucking time on your hands. Jesus Christ, write a comment not a damn book!!

I'D HIT IT!

JESUS CHRIST -- BAN LAMEBANANAS!! I believe she crossed the line into "promotional" with her third posting of the lyrics to "Stupid Girls."

@45....apparently it's her theme song.....

Linsay is a false brunette and I love it!
She's a freaky brunette...

http://www.lezlife.com

I wish I could break my foot kicking that bitch in the clit.

...at which time her anorexia weakened pubic bone would shatter into a Million Little Pieces...we'd never see a South Park episode of her minge taking her hostage...it appears to be getting too much action!

48 I bet she would enjoy that. And you'd get the herpes on your foot.

39 why, why would you do that?

Is this woman in the WWE now?
Sorry I didn't catch that edition of Playboy.
BTWUII

HOLY SHIT Akabee (10) and Lambananas (39). Take a valium. No one can read shit that long. Tolstoy writes shorter novels. Christ almighty

whats all this talk about clit kicking? i think you mean clit licking. that's much more enjoyable for both people involved

you're such a side-hog

Die lambanana die.

Is it coincidence that J. edgar hoover, Joseph McCarthy and Eddie Murphy all died today? Oh wait, Eddie was just caught trying to fuck a transvestite, my bad. May they all rot in hell anyway.

die la-ba die. die la-ba die. die la-ba die.

You see, lambananas, the reason I am writing this is because I don't like your posts. Figured I'd better spell it out for you, as your "brain" is a retarded one-celled organism. Anyone who copies something from another website and posts it in every thread goes on my list of All Time, Sub-Specia-fied, Fecally Orientated, Syphallitic Come Guzzling, British Pop Music Listening, Paris and Lindsay Clowns. Surprisingly, you are the only "person" on that list. I would like it if your vagina dried up, beef-jerky like, and was eaten by wild dogs. Should you be male, apply similar notions to your oddly shaped penis. I would enjoy a jellyfish being stuck to your head. The idea of you being chain-whipped by the Hells Angels delights me. In short, my delightful little fucktard, please refrain from copying someone elses work, or even breathing. Please, feel free to ask for clarification, should I have not been clear enough.

you cunt.

I think Lindsay's an awesome actress..and Ive seen the previews for her new movie Just My Luck, and I think its going to be a box office hit. You ppl always have to speak such crude things, when its obvious the biggest problem is that all of you are jealous of successful ppl...its real sad that all of your lives are so far down the shitter, you have to lash out on successful celebrities like Lindsay & Tom Cruise..get over your jealousy already..accept your trailer trash life..I guarantee that once you all do that you will finally find some peace...

Sherry-co, I can smell your greasy cunt from here.

Define "successful ppl"? Jealousy & Success are not words reserved for a poorly raised 'whore-let' who openly does drugs, has multiple wardrobe 'mishaps', wears no underwear in front of children, etc. This is a train wreck waiting to happen...and we've got a front row seat to watch both Lindsay and asswipe Cruise go right down the 'shitter'....I don't normally use that word...I thought it was more of a word used by trailer trash type ppl.
I enjoy knowing peace...the kind of peace that comes from knowing that my children were raised with stable parents, good educations and the ability to know the difference between right and wrong.
Money can't by happiness, love or class.....

...it does, however, purchase lots of booze, blow & hookers........

You mean "buy" happiness....You all cant be so naive to think you can believe everything you read...no wait...the level of maturity in this room would indicate that you all are about at the same maturity level that would believe all what you read...losers!

thank you for the correction - you are correct - I don't believe everything I read, but the pictures are worth a thousand words!

Sherry-cunt:

I am going to put this in all caps so you can get it through your empty, celeb cunt-licking mongoloid head: NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF LINDSAY HOHAN! Let's review just what there is to be jealous of: she's doing blow and getting wasted at clubs, hanging out w/Paris Hilton and the other assorted Hollywood STD factories, fucking men old enough to be her jailbird daddy, making shitty movies, and just generally shoving her attention-whore ass into the spotlight at every opportunity. I am sure that we are all happy with our "pathetic lives", at least we aren't posting on boards defending these shallow wastes of life. Why don't you get back to fingering yourself to your posters of Tom Cruise, Hohan and L. Ron Child Molester, and dream of one day meeting them in person so you can get down on your knees and lick their rotting, STD-ridden asses and truly becoming their bitch. I hate you, you pile of steaming horse shit. Do us all a favor and go kill yourself NOW.

Sherry-cunt:

Kill yourself now. Xenu commands it. So does Tom Cruise. Now get on it!

Ive already met Tom Cruise...many times...I actually work at the Celebrity Centere..and there is nothing that Lindsay is doing that any 19 y/o isnt doing, only difference is she's in the public eye...so why dont you go fill your fat cake hole up with something...anything...just shut the hell up...another stupid SF poster who believes everything she reads...how lame are you..and everyone else who believes the crap they read on here...you dont know Lindsay...so to say any of things you are, is no more then gossip and rumors...what a waste of oxygen..

heres a reason you kids should stay away from drugs. dont be this gurl.

and attn sherry-ho: get on with your life at a website that worships celebrities. you obviously cant read and comprehend it. ask your mommy and daddy what superficial means and it should all make sense. and youre the loser sitting on some highchair on a site like this. please keep posting so more people can cyber assault you. it will be more entertaining then the "news" weve been reading.

too funny...cyber assault...that has got to be the most entertaining thus far...too damn funny...

tsarinaamanda is officially on my "superficial girls i love" list.

I <3 Tsar Amanda. You go girl.

I found Edna and Sherry sharing a website online. It's REALLY hot... Edna's in red stockings and Sherry's in a black garter. http://fat-girls.tv/fi/ (NSFW)

Sherry, that's one hot tat on your left boob. HOT HOT HOT

Hey # 10, I'm in public relations, too. I'm not even gonna touch the Lohan mess,

Come on, we all know we wish we were only able to blow the same shit that bitch does.

Even bad press is good press, it says so in the bible.

First, she needs to be tattooed to remind her to "breathe", and now she breaks a bone while showering.

What a window-licker!

Is it just me or she always hurting herself?!

I've been throwing around the idea for a TV special - maybe Fox would air it, they seem to air just about anything - called 'When Cunts Fall'.

I scrapped the idea because it seems like the only bitch that falls is Lindsey Lohan. And I don't know if ANYONE can handle a half hour of watching her fall over and over again. I think it'd be maddening - like watching Titanic. You know what's going to happen next, but you're powerless to stop it.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER CELEBRITIES IN THE WORLD?

ALL YOU WRITE ABOUT IS LOHAN THE LOSER AND PARIS THE SLUT.

PLEASE WORK HARDER AND WRITE ABOUT TRUE CELEBRITIES.

Oh, and LLLTC and C

Hag.

^5 #55, and Lamie, dear, please pirate, download, shoplift or buy another CD, there is OTHER music out there...and we all know that La Lowdown hurt her foot when Valyermama's overestimated man-meat slipped out of her overused hole and she tripped over it...

#35 - He's called that because he's got a hell of a mane of hair. Grab hold and ride, baby, ride.
#37 - Does Windex or KY (Kill Yourself) cure SFCS?

#76 Windex may work, I was thinking more of chopping off fingers so they can't type anymore, but like I said windex might work.......

In all honesty Stallion, chopping off fingers only works if you drive the point home by ramming them down that person's throat. Bon appetit.

Sherry_cocksucker grup up!!!! what are you like 8?????
first try to finish elementary before posting any more stupidities!

btw I guess I'd rather die than be somewhat like Lindsay LoWhore or Tom Cruise eventhoug I think Cruise is less an moron than LowHore at least he doesn't has his brain fully loaded with coke and his vagina fully loaded with fez sperm!!!!

* a moron not an moron type mistake lol

#64, Sheri,

Lets be real here. Lindsey is 19 and on a good day looks like a rough 30. You can claim that nothing anybody reads about her is true, but you don't get that hagged out at 19 unless you're doing some heavy drugs, heavy partying and generally just not taking care of yourself. There are coke addicted strippers that look freasher than she does. So as far as you trying to put all the rumors to rest don't bother. They have to at least have a basis in truth, if everything was just made up then you would be reading the same crap about Natalie Portman, and all the other young female stars. Oh no, Lindsey has earned her rep the old fashioned way, with her mouth, her nose, her liver and on her back.

OH. MY. GOD... sherry-co has met TOM CRUISE on SEVERAL occasions... guys, we have a CELEBRITY in our midst. Sherry-co, let me be the FIRST to say, the next time your see TOM in the Scientology hallway, tell him I said I hate his fucking guts, I think he's a moronic faggot suffering from Short-Man disease, the major symptom being overachievement, and the cure we are all in favour of is his untimely death. Oh, and tell him TCLTC.

wow! narcotic analgesics are turning her into quite the athletic girl. percocet really DOES help you work through the pain, no?

all i can say is i'd hate to be her babysitter. she falls down alot and breaks things.

I'm a little confused by her statement, first she says she always drops and does push-ups which makes her "crazy" then she says that her brother used to make fun of her because she couldn't do push-ups, due to her "skinny arms". I'm assuming she means when she was a kid, not right now. Obviously someone broke their foot because they did too much coke last nite!

#64 - I was actually happily traipsing along through life again because I no longer go into blind rages since I quit reading your drivel. You've met him many times? Where I come from, people meet you ONCE and after that, they KNOW you. Did you give him a little tour of your cell in the sensory deprivation area of the dungeon you're brainwashed in at the Centre?
-Hey Tom, Sherry says hi.
Tom: Who?

I know you're going to fire off some stupid retort, but I have to warn you - you make a bigger ass of yourself when you try to hurt people's feelings around here than you do screaming ALL HAIL TOM CRUISE! YEA SCIENTWATOGY! WE'RE #1!

#82 - My senitments exactly.

lol, that's funny...that's like what a boxer would do