May 10 2006Lindsay Lohan at Just My Luck premiere

Who is the ugly chick on the left?

Am I first? No WAY!

She looks like shit.

Oh Darn! LOL

Does she look doped up to you?

Although this thread is not about Tom Cruise, I can't hold in these feelings any longer, and I have to post this message:

Dear Sherry-co:

I was reading an article about religious tolerance yesterday and it gave me pause. It made me realize that I have been very unfair to you and to Scientology, and I would like to ask you for forgiveness.

I now understand that everyone has a right to pursue their own religious beliefs, and I think that Scientology is an interesting and worthwhile religion that does a lot of good in the world. Hopefully you can forgive my past transgressions, and in so doing be willing to answer a question about Scientology for me.

My question is, if Tom Cruise were to ask you to lick his anus, would you do it?

After she took the picture with the chubby blonde girl, Lindsey dropped her a note with the number of her crack connection. "It does wonders for the figure," she whispered to her.
Okay, lame, but it's all I got.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Ahh, BigJim. I was waiting for the finish.

she looks oddly attractive in the first pic....in a "i'm coked out" kind of way.

Lindsay knows what's up. If you want to look thinner, hang out with people fatter than you.

Lindsay Lohan? I wanna dip my balls in that.

Overheard at the crowd:

What's that smell?

What smell?

You know, smells like vodka, cigarettes and old spooge?
Oh, yeah, yuck.

Don't say it out loud but I think it's Lohan..

Yack!

What is up with the extra skin just wrapped around her skeletor arm?

She is so disgusting!

That family scares me.

Lindsay picked that girl to take a picture with because the girl has more freckles than she does...if that's possible.

Whats with all the fat girls hanging around her. Poor kids, they must have serious self-esteem issues!

Is she turning into a weird mutation of Christina Ricci(without the talent and genuine quirkiness)..the undead is NOT a good look for her.

Did they raise Jackie Onassis from the dead? Oh, it's Lindsay's little sister.

Seriously, it's a little scary when the mom is looking younger than the youngest member of the family.

Honestly, go look at pictures from her leading right up to about the Mean Girls time period. She was so bright eyed and pretty. It's really sad to see her with eyes that manage to be sunken and swollen at the same time. Bleh.

You can see more of these pictures on her new Myspace account:

www.myspace.com/lindsaysellspicturesforcrackrock

LL's camera isn't even turned on - note no image on the camera screen (compare it to the camera next to her!)

I saw a street hooker last week wearing that exact same dress.

Damn! Kirsten Dunst has gotten FAT!
Her mom looks like a nasty old ridden-hard-and-put-up-wet bia-cha.

everyone's just jealous!

You're right! The dope decided not to turn it on for whatever reason, or maybe it's just too hard for her to figure out...that's what happens when you do coke before your new movie premiere! It looks like total crap too, ugh!

P.S. I ought to know about her mom. I guess I'm the resident expert on being a dirty, mud flap-dragging, smelly, French tramp. (French and smelly is redundant, I know. I'm just making a point.)

Lindsay actually looks normal there, but that Chucky doll still scares me..............

It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking in the dark...Seriously, is Lindsay's new make-up artist a mortician?

Also, looking at that picture at the bottom left...I thought Angie Harmon was a lot taller.

#21, her LCD screen might be off. Mine does that, too. Though it wouldn't surprise me if she was faking pictures.

I don't mean to pick on little girls, but everyone's always saying how Lindsay's little sis is gonna be so hot and isn't she cute??? UM, NO!!!! I don't think she is at all. I think it's gonna be like the Simpson sisters, one who used to be hot but is slowly sinking into ugliness and one who's always chasing after and being compared to her sister. That little girl is gonna end up being more screwed up than Lindsay.

She looks like she's on drugs and can't stop. She is not pretty anymore.... she used to be SO pretty! Then she partied too hard and she's twenty and lloks thirty. When she's thirty, she'll look fifty! I guess she should have thought of the before drinking and smoking (oh, yeah, and not eating).

Hmmm, so her sister's a dwarf who suffers from premature aging. I also love how the stage mom is all up in there like she's somebody.

Wow. I'm on a roll with my whitty comments. I really am bananas.

is everyone who posts on here just bored at work?

Lindsey Lohan took my picture once and asked me if I wanted to play "Clown Policeman" or, "Happy Pony Confessional". I almost got fired from my job caring for special needs children because of it. Cunt.

Linds is practicing the age-old beauty secret that all women know: have your picture taken with someone who is way fatter than you.

#33
Yes.

Shamu over there, just had the biggest moment of her life. Enjoy it honey, now you have something to tell your future co-workers over at the DMV: You got to take your picture with a not-so-semi-great-pseudo-celebuskank-crackwhore

what other websites are fun to go to if you're bored at work? i got www.stuffonmycat.com and www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

any other awesome ones?

why does her little sister look old?

It looks like someone shrunk a photo of Tina Fey and photoshopped it into the second picture.

www.gofugyourself.com has a permanent place on my favorites. If you want to go Awwww, then go to www.cuteoverload.com

www.postsecret.com is a really really interesting site, though they only post new secrets on Sunday night.

greasy, greasy hair.

Good god, it runs in the family.
Her little sister looks like a 40-year-old midgit barfly. Honestly how old is that little kid? Children shouldn't have weatherbeaten faces and bags under their eyes.
Ha. Making fun of kids is cool.

#38

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/index.php

As for Lohan...I think the freak next to her will be pissed off when she realises she's not on the photo and its just a close-up of Lohan's nostrils with a 5 year accumulation of Colombian nose candy burning its way through her septum

#38
http://overheardintheoffice.com/ is a funny one too.

Conductor, that link doesn't take you to a picture of a he/she with a bottle up his/her ass, does it? I'm scared of any link that you post now, thanks alot.

Mommy is soooo proud of her little crackwhore, yes she is.

I was going to start my own website at www.mychineseneighborparkshiscar.com to show how he routinely manages to either park halfway on the sideway (at an angle, yet), or at least three feet from the curb on a daily basis.

I mean, jesus, this guy's version of a 20 minute workout is parallel parking.

Anyway, the site's not up because I'm lazy.

#48

No but it does feature the word 'cunt' A LOT (BigJim would love it!!)
Its a British site (sorry everyone) so it might not be to everyones taste but what harm can it do? Apart from maybe getting you fired from your job that is

I'd rather be photographed in the same room with Tom Cruise using the ass blaster 2000 on his special friend than immortalized in a photo with the fugly, forever-egregious and talentless slut known as Lindsay Lohan...

Tom, at least, would have the dough to keep me silent.

Here's my offering, for all those who love or detest Rachel Ray:

http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A beagle plucked from a Louisiana rooftop after Hurricane Katrina has been shot dead in central Ohio.

Police say Beauregard and another beagle were found dead in a field south of Columbus last month. They’d been shot with a nine millimeter handgun.

Now a Kingston man is facing animal cruelty charges after police say he admitted he shot the two dogs.

Kenneth Cox pleaded not guilty last week. He says he shot the dogs while he was on a friend’s property and the dogs growled at him through a fence.

Cox’s lawyer says he tried to shoo them away and fired when he felt threatened. He could face 90 days in jail and a 750-dollar fine if convicted.

Sorry nothing to do with Lohan, I just think it's funny this pussy shot these dog's, people are fucking unbelievable. The best part is the dog's growled at him through a fence and he felt threatened, they were fucking beagles.

I was threatned by Edna through a computer screen once. Yada, Yada, Yada, I like my new computer...........

The little sister is truly bizarre looking. She reminds me of a lesbian tennis pro, I'm not sure which one tho

Back to Lindsay. Brush your hair for gawd's sake. Not that it will make you any better looking, but at least you may not look like you just finished giving a blow job.

the sister looks like a tiny 40-year-old.

That's okay, Conductor, I like British humor. Monte Python and the Holy Grail rocks my panties off.

And I guess that means I'll wait til I get home to click on that link.

That's a great site Fisher, I've been a fan of it for a while.

Rachel Ray sucks indeed.

Lindsey must do this a lot, because just a couple of weeks ago the same thing happened to me. She came up and asked me if she could take her picture with me, and thankfully I said no. I knew she was just jealous of my good looks. And my lack of freckles. Oh, and my pre-pubescent son/daughter.

Okay, guys. For real, I think it's time I reveal who Megan Harris really is. I am Ali Lohan. For reals. lol.

Psyche. Ali and Dina look exactly the same. Lindsay is the unique one in the family. Game over.

Funny shit about 50 cent on the limey site:

Real name Curtis James Jackson III - pretentious cunt. I don't want to know about how many bitches you been wid dawg or how much money you've earnt by singing about yourself. The only person who's more of a cunt than you is the guy that shot you and didn't take the time to stop and make sure he'd completed the job. Cunt.

Congratulations MeganHarris...just when I think I couldn't possibly hate you more, you go and raise the bar.

I have to say I am so disappointed in you, people. I have yet to see one

TCLTC

If you can't depend on seeing that in every post, then what is left to depend on?

I think I managed to slam Tom in post #5

#5 & #50...its amazing how just yesterday, many of you provoked liya & myself & anyone else who's opinions are not the same as yours, into a verbal bashing, just like you did today. But once we engaged in verbal bashing, you all WHINED about how sad it was that this site had become a site which verbally bashed each other instead of the celebrities, of which this site is meant for. And once we started throwing back in your face the similiar verbal bashing, you all cried to each other, "we are going to ignore them, so as not to "fuel their fire" You all can dish it out, but the baby inside of all of you, can't take it.

Why is it that a certain group of you, will bully & verbally bash any poster who's opinion is not the same as yours? You did it with myself, you did it yesterday with liya, you frequently do it with iambananas & megan harris, and all the time with edna bambrick. You do it with any random poster who wants to give there opinion in SUPPORT of the celebrity you all are verbally bashing...You alls opinion is not the ONLY opinion which counts, and most certainly not the RIGHT opinion to have. So all of you out there who happen to want to give there random opinion, be prepared to be verbally bashed in the case that your opinion differs with the "regular" posters who think they own this site.

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF ADULT BIG FAT BABIES WHO CAN DISH SHITE OUT, BUT NOT TAKE IT WHEN THAT SAME SHIT COMES FLYING BACK IN YOUR FACES!

#26 jacq...your present reputation as being the MOST USED whore both online & off line is because you chose to open your mouth and brag about your disgusting vagina as a tool to make yourself a "popular" girl online. When you brag about your vagina having an agent, (probably to drum up business for you so you can make a living lying on your back), when you brag to everyone that your going to be there new case of herpes...the only reputation you will ever have, is as a disgusting used whore. And as another poster said.."Jacq, you can only make a vagina so funny, and it was 17 threads ago."

I can safely say that none of us wish to hear about your filthy mud flaps, which are, for many of the posters here on SF, a great dining place, where they can get left overs of many men.

Now please run away, your so contagious & disgusting, even being miles away and knowing that we are only connected via the internet.....I still feel at risk of catching whatever STD'S which dwell within your disgusting being..

As for all the liya's, iambananas's, megan harris's who stay true to your OWN OPINIONS please do not let this crowd of BULLIES run you off from this site..Everyone's opinions matter, no matter whether they are different from the small group of ppl who think they own this site...

I read that the fat girl in the picture actually ate Lohan's left tit a few minutes after the picture was taken. So if you hear her nick-named "One Tit Lohan", don't act like you don't know what's up.

Any of you who wish to read the exact verbal bashing I am speaking about, you can find it in the "David Blaine is a failure" thread...

this group of bullies, continue each and everyday to verbally bash all those who's opinions differ from theres. DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THESE BULLIES...throw there shit back in there faces, and sooner than you know it..they will be "ignoring you" because they are UNABLE to take shit when it comes flying back at them.

Sherry-CO
A God damn HO
Never met a celeb that
She didn't want to BLOW.

Wow I've never seen the word vagina being bandied about so many times in a post. Sherry-co likes to use the word vagina a lot when she posts about other people's vaginas.

#66

All joking aside Sherry-co - theres no point moaning about people insulting you when you insult them back. It hardly gives you the moral high ground, does it?
You've willingly entered the war of words but you keep coming off worse, and that seems to be whats upsetting you. You cant moralise about vicious comments when you're busting a gut to try and be more vicious than your detractors.

I don't want this to lead to a drawn-out catfight like last night because I can't be bothered with your same-old replies about whores, STDs and small cocks.
Besides, if I wanted a conversation with a vegetable I'd go and get one out of the cupboard.

sherry-co, i don't know that EVERYone's opinion matters. when was the last time anyone listened to that Bobcat Goldwaithe?

You know, I thought that nobody could ever reek more of Long Island than Lindsay, but that chick next to her takes the cake, she looks like John Clendenning after the opteration.
Inofar as good sites go, check out www.AmazingBen.com
SherryCunt:
Nice try. You keep reaching for that rainbow.

I think Lindsay's taking the photo b/c she's always been a huge fan of Tina Yothers.

Seeing the Lohans all together there causes the Addams Family theme to play in my head. It even drowns out the voices!

Sherry-co posts: "As for all the liya's, iambananas's, megan harris's who stay true to your OWN OPINIONS please do not let this crowd of BULLIES run you off from this site..Everyone's opinions matter, no matter whether they are different from the small group of ppl who think they own this site..."

I'm going to kick your ass on the playground after recess and stuff your fat ass in the dumpster, where you'll feel right at home.

I heart being a bully and you 4 need to go to people.com and do your celebrity worship bullshit there.

sherry-carpetmuncher:

So is that a "yes" on the Tom Cruise anus licking?

Oh, yeah, and TCLT <======3

I like how she just came in swinging, like she just couldn't get over what happened on that other thread (YESTERDAY!!). I think she brings a level of insanity that's truly lacking in our everyday interactions in contemporary society, in general.

I'm taking orders for TCLTC t-shirts...I don't know if this link is going to work, so here goes...
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/tcltc.jpg

Yessssss

IGNORE HER.

Didn't your momma ever teach you it's not polite to make fun of retarded people (ppl)?

#66...A person can only take so much, before you start to fight back..this group of verbal bashers, continually dog the same ppl day after day.

I hadn't said one word today, but still Big Jim posted a comment (#5) in an effort to provoke me to engage in a verbal bashing fest...

As for me taking a "moral high ground" All Ive done is decide I am not going to take the shit they so freely wish to throw at me.

And I only hope that others they provoke, and verbally bash will do the same...

I'll take fifty of those shirts.

Can we start a new acronym?

SCLTC

(sherry-co loves the carpet)

I see freckles and black eyeliner are making a comeback.

After the photo with her hero, Tub-o Blonde promptly ate 12 innocent bystanders and then threw up in honor of Lindsay...

#70..If you think I immortalize the word vagina frequently in my posts..then you have never read any of JACQ's posts. She gives new meaning to loving the vagina word & cant resist to brag about her vagina in all its disgusting glory to everyone.

And here I was all this time thinking that this forum is for bashing celebrities, I don't know what came over me.

BigJim likes vaginas.

sherry, sherry, sherry-co,

You are correct that people are entitled to their own opinions and should feel free to express them. But why do you come to a site called The Superficial to express your thoughts on morality and mankind? There are many sites designed for exactly that purpose. This site's sole purpose is to be trashy, foul-mouthed, and most importantly, funny. Hence the name "The Superficial". Everyone here knows that you have never fit in within society. You never have had the social skills to interact with others that will accept you. In turn, the only attention you have ever gotten is born from conflict, and I really feel sad for you. Mommy never offered you the teet and the only time daddy ever hugged you was after he violated the sanctity of your virgin beaver in the backseat of the family station wagon (which also caused you to hate station wagons). Causing problems with others is not the way to garner respect and friendships from your peers. Fucking everything with (and without) a cock like Jacq will make you a better person. Maybe sucking on Land-Man' massive Land-Cock will help you adjust your attitude. Regardless, go spew your pig-shit on sites full of others who will NEVER belong in our society. I, for one, would love to pound your biscuit back into flour so you finally achieve sexual satifaction from someone other than a family member. As much as I dislike you, I would, as a favor to mankind, hump you into normalcy. I'm that kind of guy, always willing to help those in need. Please try and be a good girl, and tell daddy hello next time you smell his beer and cigarette stained breath as he gasps for air next time he is screwing you to show his apperciation for cleaning the kitchen.

So she makes many posts about her vagina? I hadn't really noticed, that she posted that many vagina related posts. I guess, I really wasn't paying attention to her many vagina related posts. And then you started mentioning her vagina, and then I, mentioned her vagina. Before we knew it, vaginas were flying everywhere.
My bad.

conductor is almost an anagram of cunt odor. Christ I'm bored, someone roll a joint PLEASE

Sherry-co,

Does Tom Cruise's anus really taste like blueberries, like I read on Scientology.com?

I bet it just tastes like shit.

This used to be a fun diversion of smut, trash talking celebrities and juvenile humor, but some people act like it's a f***ing Slate blog...Mother piss bucket people...stop fraggin each other and focus on the celebrities! VAGINA!!!!!

Fisher, how many times do I have to tell you, blue dingleberries are not blueberries.

#75 WRONG ANSWER!! We have every right to voice OUR opinions, right here on this site, just as you have YOUR right to verbally bash the celebrity of your choice.

THANKS for confirming to everyone, that you ppl are nothing more than a bunch of immature bullies.

I wouldn't leave this site, if I was paid too and I can only hope that the other ppl you verbally bash do the same!

#91. PapaHotNuts just canoed straight through my brain.

Apologies if everyones seen this, but it serves as a totally unnecessary reminder

http://static.flickr.com/31/49378496_f094b875f0_m.jpg

i can't blame sherry-co.
if i was despised as much as her, i couldn't leave this site either. would feel too much like home...

there's no place like home.
there's no place like home.
there's no place like home.

#79, love the logo! Protect that shite asap! www.uspto.gov

People, chill. If I wanted to listen to this kind of bickering I'd get back to work.

Don't hate, masterbate. =)

#101
Love me some Photoshop.

sherry-co loves the

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When I've got 2 five year old girls playing barbie and singing "i like to move it move it" over and over again, this site is my only salvation... sherry-co, honey, no matter what the fuck you say, we'll never change. Really. Just go away...

I happened to catch this crack ho on Leno last night, and man is she ever a snippy wee bitch... I am fairly certain Jay wanted to smack her with that fake mike on his desk.

I want a TCLTC Tee!!!!

#71..Conductor71 please note #91's post. A person can take only so much before you fight back. And once I do, just like what happened yesterday...these same ppl who are saying such vile crap, like #91, run off WHINING..to ignore myself and others who finally refuse to take anymore..so as not to "fuel our fire" Bunch of immature hypocrites is all you are.

I've got a seven and four-year-old and all they want to do it beat the absolute shit out of each other.

If you want to get technical about it. The Superficial grants no rights, you and I have the priviledge to post under their purposes for the site.

Lindsay is get beautiful every day than then the day before cant wait to see here new movie and got one more word fuck u all who thinks that Lindsay is ugly

#108
under the Superfish sheet of anonymity, would any parent out there (BigJim) be honest enough to say they wished they hadn't had kids?

i don't have any yet– they seem like a headache from day one, but it's like a mortal sin for a parent to say anything but, "i just could not live life without little Billy. my life would be so empty..."

is that just what parents have to tell themselves? or are they really worth it? (generally speaking. i know there are good & bad kids, etc.)

#107

To be fair, you've taken a lot of shit and you're standing your ground - I don't agree with anything you say and I think your replies are weak but there are people who have run off after taking much less shit and I applaud you for that.

Right, back to work: Fuck off Sherry-co you cunty spunkbucket

#110.
This is an english-speaking site.

@106
Seriously, I might have to have my husband screenprint one for me. I would LOVE to have people ask me what it means.

BigJim, what a coinky-dink!! My older one is 7, and my younger one is almost 5... she has her buddy over right now, and man, these girls can reach dolphin-like octaves with their voices... Thank Gawd for Dora the Explorer and a big bottle of wine!!!

Oh, and Thomas licks and fondles penii...

#104, Photoshop, Schmotoshop, you can still apply for tm protection for the logo. Though, the more I think about it, the subject of the logo is kinda litigious, so maybe not an excellent business plan after all. But you could sell a metric cagillion of 'em!

#113 translation for #110:

these are big english site for speakers of that then don't speak some thing of you not attend the diligent ESL class in one year please.

FeedMeChocolate- are you rich or poor? if you're poor you can do whatever you want. see, you can't get sued if you have no assets.
;)

now, i'm sure she's very proud of the way her mother looks, but would anyone else want a huntpoint hooker look-a-like for a mother?

hurley, the kids do take alot out of me. I'm a fuckin' referee most of the time, so they won't kill eachother, and yep, they're expensive to feed and clothe, they drive me to drink many many times... and yet, honestly, they are my whole life... Until you become a parent, you'd never know that love...I wouldn't trade it for the world.

okay, barf, I totally sucked ass on this post.. Time to get back to superficiality. Sherry-co sniffs cunts for fun.

Yup, pretty much the only assets I have is the one I sit on.

#111:

Well, kids are good and bad. The good part is that I get to pass my manly BigJim genes onto another generation, as well as have someone to visit me once a month when I'm in the rest home.

The bad, well, it's a long list.

It's kind of the same thing with being married. Most of the time my wife is a crazy controlling bitch who drives me completely bugshit, but she also totally rocks in the sack.

Like I said, take the good with the bad.

120.
krisdylee, you just made me snort through my nose with those last 3 sentences.

hurley,
I also echo krisdylee's sentiment. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for my husband and me to be able to go wherever we wanted, whenever, and to be able to sleep in on the weekends, etc. But then I think of my little guy and all the love that he brings to our lives, and I wouldn't give it up for anything.

Plus he's a nice tax write-off.

My take on the pros and cons of children:

Con:
My daughter is 13. If I thought I knew nothing about babies, I really don't know squat about 13 year old girls.

Pro:
My son is 12 and like me, built like a linebacker. Until I hear otherwise, assault with a deadly son is not a crime. So my pro cancels out the con, all the 14 year old boys that come sniffing around my daughter.

i'm not married either. it doesn't seem to be that great for most people. just seems like something that people want because everyone wants it. & it so rarely sounds better than just hanging out by yourself with some nice pets.

kids seem the same way.
question:
if no one would EVER know, would you (all parents) go back in time and NOT have your kids?

@116
True, I could sell some, but who outside of Superfish would know what it stands for? Can you just hear me, "Yes, it stands for Tom Cruise Loves The Cock, no, ma'am, I don't think it's at all offensive, it IS true..."

Is it just me, or does Lindsay Lohan's little sister look like a 40 year old woman??

#112 Big Fat Fatty Jim, Can you answer me this question..Seeing that you are a frequent diner of this establishment..can you tell me..

"How does the leftovers from many men taste at Jacq's Mudflaps, taste like?"

Im thinking it's probably an acquired taste..but feel free to recommend it to your many "friends' here at SF. Afterall, what are friends for, when a girl is trying to pay the rent on her back.

ps..it wouldn't hurt you none if you missed a meal or two once in awhile...

#126:

I'd still have them. Well, I guess my wife would have them, because I can't imagine how much it would hurt to try and squeeze something like that out my pee hole.

Another pro I forgot to mention is that they're always willing to get me a beer out of the fridge.

#112 fuck off and die

we're all gonna die.
duh.

Sherry-co, I promised I wouldn't fucking waste anymore time on your boring ass but I wasn't running away Cunt, I left work. I would sit here and argue with you all day if you had at least one fucking wity comeback but you keep saying the same shit over and over again and it makes me sleepy. Really you are one of the biggest cry babies on this site. You don't even comment on any pictures anymore, your to busy worrying about what everyone else says.

Please try to run me off, I fucking dare you, you couldn't touch me with a ten foot pole you fucking waste of breath. Now take your dick out of your dog and give him some space, poor dog. Did you take it out? Ok then just leave it in, he deserves to die now anyway. Now get your car keys, head out to the garage. Now this part is very important. KEEP GARAGE DOOR CLOSED. Start the car up and just sit there. Think about all the times your dad ass raped you and how much you loved it, you know the good times. Now think about how much of a stupid bitch you are and how much better the world will be without another stupid bitch. Soon it will all be better for all of us.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND I HOPE YOU GET DICK CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT A TCLTC TSHIRT!! I will buy one for each of my children and hand them out for Festivus. That's nine right there.

BOYCOTT SHERRY-CO! WE CAN DO IT, "PPL"!

SaSsY OuT!

i've often wondered about the first person to ever utter the words, "fuck off." did it make any sense back then? what does the phrase, "fuck off" really mean, anyway? isn't "off" a preposition? would you not have to fuck off OF something? how about "fuck off of a skyscraper". see, that'd make more sense. here you have some person with their bare ass hanging out, falling from a friggin skyscraper.
fucking off and dying indeed.

Hurley, marriage is just something to do before you get divorced (who me jaded?)

Jim, I had kids for a couple of reasons, doing yard work and fetching me beers are both on the list.

127, that would only happen in the beginning...the shirts would help spread the meaning of the acronym, which i think is an incredibly noble and worthwhile endeavour...

by the way, whoever invented those "Everybody loves and Irish girl" t-shirts should be fucking shot

Mr limp dick, you so very well did run away with your teeny weeny weiner in your hand..

Like you have anything to talk about "WITTY COMEBACKS" you just repeated exactly what #91 said to me...

So now you will be known as

The Unoriginal Mr Limp Dick (its also puny)

127, I agree with 137. I sent the JPG to a buddy of mine, and he shat himself laughing. No, he doesn't read the comments here, and yes, literally shat himself. It's _almost_ self-explanatory, but with a touch of mystery that would spur sales. An outta-the-park home run!

We must band together and unanimously declare Sherry-co "DEAD TO US." I vaguely remember her writing 15 ft long posts and cuddling with Tom Cruise, but none of it matters now BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME.

I want to bang Sherry-co just for her Don Knotts reference.

sherry-cunt, you do not need to "fight back", this is NOT IMPORTANT, or is your 12 year old mind too fucking retarded to comprehend that. YOU ARE RUINING EVERYONE"S FUN HERE. But that's probably the point for you, right. Listen people, the only way, seriously, to get this fucking annoying bitch off here is to completely IGNORE HER, she will not stick around, she needs to feel validated here because she is AN OUTCAST in REAL LIFE. Fuck boycotting Tom Cruise movies, boycott this dumb bitch by NOT RESPONDING to her ridiculous shit

Jebus, I say I want to bang SweeterSweeter and she's gone. Now I say I want to bang Sherry, and poof. Another death by vibrator. I guess the dream of swinging from my Land-Cock is just too much.

(gotta give props to Land-Man, he is amusing)

who wants to bang don knotts?!

Didn't Don Knotts just die a few months back? If so, maybe Tom Cruise would like to bang him, since Don will be stiff and can't tell the tabloids what a heiny-hobbit Tom is.

#133 Italian, honey, you okay? I think you may have broken a few blood vessels back there. Take some deep breaths and find a happy place. Let me help you. It's Super Bowl Sunday, there is a cold beer in one hand, hot pizza in the other and the promise of some bedroom action from your significant other after the game. Better now?

TCLTC

her eyes look terrifying.

#142 you are very right. I dont need to "fight back" and you also are right, this is NOT IMPORTANT in the scheme of life.

So I will refrain from verbally bashing anyone any further, and Id appreciate if all of you would refrain feom verbally bashing me in return

.. BUT I may comment occasionally on whoever the celebrity is.

I hope all of you will accept my truce..and if you so do, then you will be able to continue to have your "fun"

@146 I'm cool now but I need to change my boxers, thanks for the visual.
She doesn't even bother me, I think it's funny as shit. I wish she would comeback with something funny though but she just says the same jokes over and over again and it's like yawn............

THIS IS AWESOME. I googled Sherry-co, and this is ONE of her posts. This is a great visual, fucking freak whose only friends are online. Sherry, aren't you embarrassed!!! hahahahahaha Wait it out people, she's got sleep apnea, so she'll probably die in her sleep soon woooo hooooooooo

POSTED BY SHERRY-CO:
Hi, I am in total agreement with you... I am in my 2nd week of cpap .. and I did take the machine off at 3:30 am one night cause my poor nose was so sore. I still have trouble with sore nose with one mask and with the other straps cut into my ears.. but what the hey... I am alive... feeling so much better and have to determination to make the best out of the whole thing. Nice to know that there are so many others out here that feel the same. My thanks to this wonderful site and all you people who are here for each other. My hats off to you all.

#151..I have no idea about anything you just said in this last post..

..BUT I thought you were being serious in your post #142..when you said I didnt HAVE to "fight back" and that this was not IMPORTANT..and also I took into consideration that some of you enjoy your "FUN" here...so I was serious when I said I would like a truce between us...but I guess I was wrong..it couldn't go down as simply as that..

#99 OMG its like, Tom Cruise and an actual cock in the same photograph. I love it.

You don't recognize your own post??? You posted that on a sleep apnea blog, don't try to deny it sweetheart. Also, you've forfeited your right to a truce, just get the fuck off this site, NOW, I mean it or I may have to copy and paste all your posts and send them to your boss (I found you on google, do not fuck with me, I'm serious)

151
Bah-ha! ha!
i tried it. i googled sherry-co and the 4th listing on the google page is someone bustin' on her, "Shut up Sherry-co, The only thing I want to hear is you turning over in your grave while ..."

awesome.

Okay, that does it, I'm having my hubby print some shirts, and I'll sell them on eBay (yes I have a seller's account, cuz I am lame like that. I'm that knick-knack sellin' old bag that one of you beeyotches was talking about that one time. No actually I'm selling someone's motorhome for them right now.). So I'll all let you all know when they're available!

TCLTC and I'm going to make money off it!

Okay, get a load of what Wikipedia says about sleep apnea.

The hallmark symptom of the disorder is excessive daytime sleepiness. Additional symptoms of sleep apnea include restless sleep, loud snoring (with periods of silence followed by gasps), falling asleep during the day, morning headaches, trouble concentrating, irritability, forgetfulness, mood or behavior changes, weight gain, increased heart rate, anxiety, and depression. Obstructive Sleep Apnea is more likely to occur in men than in women, and in people who are overweight or obese.

YAY!

Hurley, funny shit huh? Laughed my ass off when I saw that too. How embarrassing that she's splashed all over Google with people slamming her for being so fucking LAME

SNORK!

Posted by Italian Stallion on May 1, 2006 02:55 PM

Shut up Sherry-co, The only thing I want to hear is you turning over in your grave while I piss on it after eating asparagus, of course........Dumb Bitch........

That was me, I thought that looked familiar......

But in all seriousness what I say on here is a joke and if you (SHERRY-CO) really are suffering from that I am Truly sorry, but I'm not sorry for joking around with you. I don't wish death on anyone and I hope you stay healthy but I will keep joking around even knowing this about you.

If you guys want to shit on me for this thats cool, no worries...........

hey feed me, I hate to burst your bubble but someone out there already sells t-shirts (and mugs I think) with TOM LOVES THE COCK on them. I'll try to find the site

#160..I am serious about coming to a truce...and as I said, I will refrain from verbally bashing anyone on SF, and save my verbal bashing to the celebrity of choice...

I will also refrain from mentioning anything about Scientology and Tom Cruise..which is an irritant for everyone here...

Italion Stallion I apologize for any derogatory things I have said about you. It won't happen again.

I thought only mamacita was into that stuff, but whatever.

#154..sleep apnea is a medical condition. It is when someone's body forgets to breath when they are asleep. A c-pap machine is worn at night, to remind the body to breath through out the night.

I do not hav sleep apna, but if I did I certainly would not be embarrassed about it.

Simple truth is that I didn't make that post.

160
what's up with italian stallion going all mellow on us?? survival of the fittest, man!

Holy shit, I googled the Tom loves shit and found a pic of Land-Man.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Kok.jpg

He's real.

now i know what he's doing when not posting on here– sucking on his own!

gorgeous looking family. Now I see where she gets her looks from

Spindoc had the tshirt link posted in his blog.

http://www.cafepress.com/suburbangypsy.55073092

Wow, she became all contrite all of a sudden, and thus ends the sad tale of sherry-ho, not with a bang but with a whisper.....because of a lack of oxygen.

Apparently this Tom Loves Cock merchandising has gotten crazy:

http://www.cafepress.com/suburbangypsy/1375539

Hmm. I wonder if there would be any question as to which Tom?

The banana hammock is the funniest.

Still like mine better. =)

I like your better too.

The cafepress ones don't say what Tom and no pic, no lawsuits.

Yours make it clear what Tom, but TCLTCuddle, TCLTChildren, etc, no lawsuit.

I'd prefer yours.

@174 just do TCLTC thats all you need and like someone said earlier when people ask it makes it even funnier..............

Is it just me or did.. yes holy shit, sherry co managed to tirade like usual all over this thread without using the oh so clever phrase "you SLIMY SLUGS"
joy.

you guys, this thread was fun and all, but now it's too long. let's move. i'm ready for a new post now.

Thanks, I have put the wheels in motion.

YOU GUYS ROCK! I <3 MY SUPERFISH FRIENDS!!

*shaking booty*

A few years after Lindsay was born, her mom finally expelled the afterbirth. Nothing by gelatinous muck, really. "But mommy, I wanna little sister!" said Hohan. So, they compressed the muckball into a human baby form, stuck tubes in it and trasnplanted the major body organs from a 48 year old alcoholic trailer trash single mom of 8. Voila!

Feed_Me.... I never wear the standard T-shirt.. not slutty enough for me.. How about getting some made that are tank tops?

BTW, the chick getting her pic with Lindsay needs some serious teeth whitening.

Oh, and cunty Lohan forgot to fix her black nail polish before the premier. Nice.

krisdylee

Yeah, me neither. I wear the smaller "girlie" tees, so I'll see if I can get some close-fitting tanks. That work for you?

The only reason Lindsay agreed to pose with this troll was so she could feel skinny, and pretty

Okay, folks, I've gotten a better picture for the t shirt:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/tcltc3.jpg

Love you all*, peace out mofos.

*this excludes sherry-co, who is dead to me.

173. Posted by 86 on May 10, 2006 06:16 PM

The banana hammock is the funniest.

----I don't own a hammock----------

#66 can you repeat that please? I missed the point.

Sorry to show up late, fuckers

sherry co, please refer (pronounce that reefer you chubby lil' munchkin) to the Tori Spelling post yesterday, comments 47 on. Trotter Killed with the peeka boo thing! We know what your "religion" is about. Ever hear of Jim Jones? I can see sigh-ant toe a gee heading that direction.
PapaHotNuts....dude, right on!
Jacq......I can't think of a vagina I'd rather hear about.
Stallion...grand as usual
hurly........rapidly becoming a favorite
Jessica Alba......please let me stick it in your ASS!!!!

uh, hello??? what about me Tranny??? I am a narcassistic bitch, I neeeed attention. Just like MY vagina.

ah feck, I can't spell. All my talent apparently went to my vagina.

I googled Krisdylee and found an extremely arousing picture of a woman in daisy dukes bending over grabbing her ankles in high heel shoes.

I'd hit that Lindzer ho like the my brains splattered all over Manhattan.

I'll also hit Sherry-co, becuase you know, as Kate said in "The Aviator" to her family, "A fine bunch of bullies you are."

As for the Lamda Lamda Lamda gay boy who dreams of blowing Tom who loves the cock Crusie, please get over your wet dreams and spare us your cock worship.

Oh yeah, and David Blaine is cool and one tough mofo.

Ewww she has the cocaine look!
and just look at the hole family pic, her mom looks like an experimented ho, and her sister who is like what 9?? looks 19!!! these sluts work their asses really hard!!

Despite the rude comment about your husband I just made on another thread, krisdylee, I would be happy to indulge (and by indulge I mean throw my whole being into) in a bit of vagina worship in your direction. I'm kinda slutty like that. Although jacq and biatcho cum first.

@54-

That fucking sucks. I hate beagles, they are truly the world's dumbest, most annoying dogs, but shooting them is a bit drastic. I've found drowning works much better..(KIDDING). I hope that jackass gets locked up for a long, long time, and becomes the "girlfriend" of a 6 foot, 400lb. black guy named Bubba.

*puts on denim jacket and feathers hair to look just like Steve muthafuckin' Perry*

*ahem*

"Oh, Sherry-co Shuuut up!
Shuuut up! Shuuut up!

Oh Sherry-co Shuuut up!
Shuuut up! Shuut up!"

I don't really read your posts, but could you aim for more "hit and run" and less "world's largest ball of navel lint"?

Take a page from Megan Harris - she's quick, so I don't mind her at all.

What's Lindsay doing with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

Lindsay Lohan bugs the shit out of me, especially when she does that insipid wink grin combination.

Anyone else here notice how most of these pathetic teen stars are severely lacking in strong parental figures?

Jessica Simpson - Never seen/heard of her
mother. Dad oggles his own daughters.
Controls their careers.

Christina Aguilera - Father was abusive.
Mother is typical showbiz variety.

Britney Spears - Mother piggybacks
off of daughters wealth.
You rarely hear of her father.
He doesn't seem to take an active
roll in his daughters careers.

Lindsay Lohan - Father is in and
out of jail.

198 You have no idea how much I wanted to pull that card.

When did Kelly Osbourne decide to go blonde?

Watching internet fighting amuses me. What does it do for you? pssttt your balls are showing

Hey - as an update for the Just My Luck premiere -

Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the Just My Luck after party. She is hugging an old man who she may or may not have wanted to have sex with.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/11/lindsay-lohan-is-desperate-to-become-sexier/

Given her history with Brett Ratner, who knows.

man she is looking rugged.

Someone please bathe her!!

When did Lindsay Lohan become a dark lord of the Sith?

I think she's taking pictures with her future victims. After the premiere was over, she found that girl in the parking lot, evicerated her, and cried to the moon in dark triumph.

Lindsay is being kind enough to take a picture with her fans and you guys are criticising her? You are quite twisted. So what is she allowed to do?

Minus the weird fotos with fans I love her newly done red hair...sooo much better than blonde

TCLOC

>Lindsay Lohan paparazzi nude video here

I think Lindsay Lohan is the veary thing that is ruining this country. I believe in free expression but these pics are what our kids are seeing and it does mess them up. Acteresses should be great role models not tramps! Our kids are tought by what they do and say on t.v. and internet. TESS, TESS!

she is been humble and i don't think there is any thing wrong with that, go girl do your thing and don't let any thing come your way.