May 31 2006Kirsten Dunst is ignorant

she sucks.

She's stupid.

They're FROGS.

Who cares?

She didn't understand why she couldn't say "Bring it" to the French who wanted to behead her character in the movie.

Dumb. Hasn't she ever heard of researching for a role??

Go figure. Dr. Sunken Tits doesn't know shit about Marie Antoinette. And lawd knows, if I got that part I wouldn't do any research. I'd just play stupid and blame it on my elementary school. I bet what she doesn't know could fill the Staples Center.

They were just saying "Boo-rns!"
Ha! They were booing her because she's ugly and her teeth make me mad.

I'm not surprised.

At least she's stupid enough to advertise her ignorance so I can laugh at her. It's also the worst kind of ignorance - willful.

Dumb bitch.

Also, that hair color looks like crap (Jessica Simpson made a better red-head, and that didn't go over well) and she needs a tan. My long dead great-great grandmother had better fashion sense.

Kirsten Dunst is just a stupid skank. Now, Lohan, there's someone with the whole package. Moi.

You're going to throw empty soda cups and popcorn at me, but I thought she looked cute in Spiderman. Otherwise she always looks like a trainwreck.

I think it isn't her fault really, living under a bridge and eating children and billy goats doesn't leave a lot of time for study.

I taught high school history for a year and had a girl ask me (in all seriousness), "Which one was Hitler and which one was Napoleon? I can never remember." I tried to mime putting my right hand inside my waistcoat for Napoleon, then switch it to the sieg heil for Hitler. Someday, she'll be in Congress.

Heck I'm happy to hear that SOME schools are still teaching American History...I thought it had all been replaced by self esteem seminars and sexual harrassment training.

On a side note...do you think she lists "Beard for closeted actors" on her resume?

Umm, hello? Napoleon was not the Cap'n Crunch guy, he's a short dead dude. And George Washington had wooden teeth and chased Moby Dick. Don't forget the salad dressing dude, Caesar.

Didn't anyone take Mr. Ryan's World History at San Dimas High?

If you were going to portray such a historical person, any you didn't know anything about them, wouldn't you research like a halfway decent actress???

What a moron

and**

I thought George had cow teeth.
I took that class, but spent most of my time out back getting stoned with Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan.

#14 - Maybe if they had done better research during casting, they could have cast a halfway decent actress.

You put two dumbfucks together to make a movie and this is the result. Just because Sophia Coppola is Francis Ford's kid, does not automatically make her a great director.

For god's sake look at her acting in the Godfather III. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag in that movie. DISGRACE to the Godfather series!!!!

BTW, when Kirsten was in Interview with a Vampire as a kid, why did she decide to KEEP those teeth?

When asked about Spiderman 3, she replied, "I think Mark McGwire prepared himself for his role as Batwoman more than the other two films. Don't think because I play Lois Lane I didn't have to do my homework. It's a challenge every time you take on a character that has one leg and is blind. But Lassie made the set a lot of fun for me because the Hulk is so big, he just looks funny with a pet bird."

13

I thought the Caesar salad dressing dude was Paul Newman? Man, now I'm really confused.

Maybe she'll play Joan of Arc next. Don't you think being with all those animals on a boat would be neato? For reals.

I love saying "for reals". It makes me feel so chola.

and to think this chick gets to bone hot guys like jake gyllenhaal...makes hot chicks like me wonder...

LOL #18

Marie Antoinette didn't say 'Let them eat cake’? Wow, that's interesting... I wonder where it came from. I think Antoinette said it.

But Dunst was still REALLY good in Interview.

At least she is ugly AND stupid. Why the hell doesnt she fix her sick teeth? It's not like she doesnt have the money!!

Crunchberries.

Wow, this is what I call intelligent dialogue. I'm not a huge fan of Kirsten Dunst, but at least I do my research before bashing a movie I haven't even seen. The widely-reported booing wasn't exactly accurate (but then we don't read thesuperficial for accuracy do we now).

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060525/FILMFESTIVALS01/60525001

Kirsten's gorgeous, you're jealous. And it surprises me that anyone cares about french history!

Every time I see Ms Snaggletooth I can't help but wonder if her parents had any kids that lived. What a waste.

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No, we don't. We read it for "shits and giggles".

Hollywood fails to deliver AGAIN, here they had a perfectly good chance to educate the american people by decapitating Kirsten Dumb at the end.

Whatever happened to historical accuracy?

Okay, I read about it and it's POSSIBLE that Marie Antoinette said that, but no proof has been found... but how do you find proof of what someone says? I still believe she said it.

http://ask.yahoo.com/20021122.html

That's my newtag phrase, instead of "I Am Bananas"... it's "Let 'em eat cake".

Aren't the French anti-American?

Okay, then how about I don't care about any French history other than that that has to do with American history.

Yay!!!! And Youdont_need_no_chocolate delivers a bucket full of class again! Ghetto style.

STFU

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day.

#28
yep i am jealous; jealous of her gross skanky teeth, her pale transparent skin, her boobs that manage to be both small and sink down to her knees (can someone explain how she manages to do this??) and her amazing movie career to date (Did anyone else think that Bring It On was really encapsulated the cultural zeitgeist of when it was made?)
http://celebreligion.com

lol#37... But I kind of liked Bring It On. And I never noticed the other stuff, but that's funny.

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day...

Seriously, lives in the ghetto and has no job. Stays on the computer 24/7... no friends, no hobbies, NOTHING to do.. all around lazy. Probably with the TV running Maury Povich.

And I wouldn't be advertising that myspace page anymore. Just a hint.

****(seems to be bi-polar now)****

I'm nauseated - how Lame!

I like cholas, with their shaved eyebrows, then heavily penciled in replacements. Nothing is better. That was my entire high school in Ontario.

The funny thing is how Sofia Coppola and the celebutard cumbucket brigade that's running hollywood at this moment are EXACTLY like the French aristocracy that was overthrown in the Revolution.

American masses take note.

#18-- Pinky_nip... It is a true shame that the Godfather Boxset includes #3... I have never understood the relevance of the incestual partnering between her and her cousin. It is the worst portrayal of Italian-Americans, and that is pretty intense when you examine the rest of the content of the Godfather... Her acting is disgusting, my mind refers to the scene in the kitchen with her and Andy Garcia making gnocci's. She is stating that she is frightened for her father... the look on her face is pitifull. There is no credit to her character's emotions... I want to vomit when they kiss. She should have been permanantly banned from films after that movie was released.

For the last time, Iambananas I am Bananas and bananad and lambananas and I are NOT THE SAME PERSON! I don't know who started that, ubt it's not true and you can give it up.

And...

youdont_need_no_chocolate reads it because she has nothing else to do all day...

Seriously, lives in the ghetto and has no job. Stays on the computer 24/7... no friends, no hobbies, NOTHING to do.. all around lazy. Probably with the TV running Maury Povich.

41

Definition of a chola, from my post in the Gwen thread:

Mexican girl who dresses like a gangsta, has penciled in eyebrows, wears black lipstick, has crunchy, over-moussed hair, usually with voluminous, teased bangs, employs the phrases, "Oh, I know, huh?", "It's so PEEEERTY", "They don't let choo go cruisin' or nothin", and gives shout-outs to her homegirls and her boyfriend Spooky who's in prison, but who she loves so much and misses, on the Art Leboe's Oldie Show.

*creeeeeeeeepy*

Whipper... you liked "Bring It On" and you are manorexic... I can form my own conclusions to your orientation and state of mind... All you do is try to establish that you are in the position where you can criticize other people due to their economic standing... that's super-classy. We all really enjoy your company here on the Superfish. BTW, do you have any formal education to back up your strong words?

@43. Well spoken. Another ridiculous scene is when Michael tells her, when they are in Italy, that she can no longer see him and she runs off with her basket. She looks like a front-runner in the special olympics. UGH! And the continuous running of the fingers through the hair.

Can you just imagine her directing. "Ah yeah, I think that looks fab, but touch your hair more" *starring dreamily off in the distance*

Wow, another fugly no-talent "starlet" who doesn't know a fucking thing and doesn't expect people to hate her for it. Why are people even surprised by this shit anymore?

I would have booed her at Cannes just for the hideous color of her hair. I wasn't aware Clairol had a new color called "Trailer Trash Incest Cousins # 77."

Don't forget ladies and gentlemen how Ms. Coppola actually acted out the moment when the soul separated from her character's body:

"dAAaad....uh" thud.

Pinky... I forgot all about that scene! I want to cringe when I think of it. I cannot understand how a director could allow that after
having shot the scene where the Don brings his dead child to the morturer and proclaims: "Look how they messk'ed wit' my boy!" Now that is acting. Marlon Brando's personal antics can almost be excused if you can appreciate that moment of perfection... I do believe a front-runner of the special olympics would have more grace in their movements that her, however!! Thank you for sharing a laugh with me, there is no other way to reconcile that travesty other that to laugh and pretent that Francis Coppola was just doing it for his lil' princess, despite how horrible it was. BTW, in the end, when she gets shot, the screaming done by Al Pacino is due to the fugly face she makes as she falls to the ground... That wasn't acting, that was for reals!!

#39 - YOU sent the e-mail that said you are bananas - that's how it got started. Stupid cunt. You are definitely a girl because if you were a dude, someone would have beaten you to death a long time ago.
Come real close, I want to share a secret with you. I want to tell you about the Little, Brown Handbook. In it you can learn about all kinds of grammar, including double negatives. Then, you'd know that youdont_need_no_chocolate actually translates into you_need_chocolate - which is more than likely why she picked the handle Feed_Me_Chocolate. Moron. *knitting needle jammed into Whipper's ear* Gotcha, fucking retard! See what bananas has to say about THAT.

Megan Harris, were art thou? Shouldn't you be here defending your look alike?
34 + 44 Would you just shut the fuck up and go away. Please, you aren't witty or funny; just obnoxious, ignorant and annoying. Feed Me has more intelligence in her pinky finger than you have in that banana brain of yours!

She may not be a rocket scientist but those were the only two "facts" I ever heard about Antoinette in school too.

Meh

Duuuuur. I like that you guys pay attentions to me. Hey, hey, hey...look...look at me. You, you, you wanna know my password? Heh huh huh, it's fucktard. Yep. YAY! I pooped my pants. I just pooped my pants. YAY! My mommy tells me I'm clever. YAY!

I can't say shit. I don't know shit about shit when it comes to French history. Shit.

#45 - Living in San Mexico, I kind of consider myself a conniseur of observations on said lifestyle. They also say things like "get off the car", "turn off the fire", "put gas" and call their teacher "mees." I prefer to call them Sharpie eyebrows, which would have come in handy when a chick on Cops was crying and smudged her eyebrow all over her face. Latina Bangs are priceless and I arc my hand from the top of my head to about the bridge of my nose when people don't know what I'm talking about. They seem to like to wear shirts with Looney Tunes characters or sayings like "Chismosa" and (still) carry those little backpack purses that you can barely cram a condom in, much less at least 2 baby bottles and a spare diaper. Still have questions? I defer to George Lopez.
Gwen seems like the stupid chingona white girl that tried to run with them for a while. Mi Vida Loca.

Aaaaaaaand... I'm done.

Will the grill she has she would have been perfect for Underworld, or Van Helsing. A blood sucking vampire.

I'm glad they boooed her she is ugly. No talent either the minute she opens her mouth the movie is a turnoff.

wow what a stupid stupid idiot. if youre going to get the role of marie antoinette, would it kill you to go to a fucking library and read a book or two about her? or if she cant read, maybe she can see if there are any history channel specials. something!

this is what happens when you only have a 5th grade education and the intelligence of a fly.

oh and PS sofia coppola is the most overrated person on the planet. people only liked lost in translation because bill murray is a genious. the movie, as well as her other movies suck. almost as much as her acting.

Alls I know is that they're pissed that we've got the Statue of Liberty - she's the best looking woman to ever come out of that country. They're also mad that we named it French kissing when their breath smells so bad I don't know how they smooch, let alone procreate.

P.S. #57 - I love how in the "Luxurious" video, she's separating her lashes with a safety pin. I didn't even go into that thread. Gwen makes my skin crawl.

#28 u gotta be the most dumb and ignorant person... like ever.

just for ur info, french history i.e. the french revolution was the crucial part of tearing down ancient european structures and the making of the modern world.

go back to ur trailer.

59... I concur

Cruel, evil little teeth...dolls teeth. My 'swing-low' instinctively recoils in horror at the thought of oral sex with that dental abomination.
Like putting your pecker in a woodchipper except with less pleasure and more bleeding.

I bet Whipper_Willow has a set of teeth exactly like those, except in her ass. Nasty, bitey little bunghole stuffed full of bananas.

54. but if its you JOB and someone is paying you a lot of money, shouldnt you do a little research? youre going to go on what you learned like 10 years ago in high school? and anyway, this bitch didnt go to HS. and what kind of moron in this day and age doesnt at least have a fucking associates degree from community college. what is all this high school and grade school talk?

feed me chocolate,

hopefully that was sarcasm when you were talking about joan of arc. also, while i hate dr sunken tits, i would like to know how much of french history (or even american geography) most of you know.

Well said #53. I agree that this person throwing insults at FeedMe needs to go away and get a life. I read these threads often and always enjoy FeedMe's comments. The LameAss Banana on the otherhand... And now their evil twin Willow has to get in on the act. If you can't comment on the subject then you need to STFU.

Alrighty then... on Kristen Dunst - she is a perfect example of why child actors should quit when they are still children.

yes my dear, that may be, or it may not be (you have no idea who anyone in here is) but it isnt out fucking JOB to learn about it. we're not playing marie antoinette in a movie. if someone hired me tomorrow to play any character from history i'd go to the library and do my fucking research. tool

*our

57

Yes! The Looney Tunes t-shirts, usually of Tweety Bird, with some caption like, "Don't Mess With Me" on it. Gosh, how could I have forgotten that?

#64 Did the article say she didn't know a thing about Antoinette AFTER filming? Ah, I just don't have the anger and fury you seem to for Kristen Dunce and French history.

i have fury and anger for stupidity. and that quote above is just the stupidest thing i ever read in my life. its quite astounding how stupid that quote is.

American schools don't teach much about world history. She's right. It really is about a paragraph. Regardless though, she still study up if she plans to play an epic role.

She should've stayed in Virgin Suicides.

#61 since you're starting smack...

i.e. = id est = "that is". (specific)
-Dr. Rokter spent hours in his room talking to his only friend (i.e., his penis).

e.g. = exempli gratia = "for example" (one of several)
-Dr. Rokter had numerous ways of coping with stress (e.g., binge drinking), but finally chose to hang himself from his childhood tire swing.

Sorry, but it's a pet peeve that drives me absolutely CRAZY recently.

That, and companies that post two short commercials back-to-back.

Katie,

Why, yes it was. I'm sorry that I didn't say *sarcasm* after it.

And no, I don't recall much about French history, it's not that high on my priority list. But I'm sure that most people, given a role as Marie, would at least do a wikipedia study on her life.

74

That Latin can be a bitch. I took one year of Latin in high school, and it sucked, but at least I have a better understanding of the Latin root behind many English words (and all the Romantic languages). I'm still looking for the Latin root of the word "back off, you schizophrenic retard". Any help would be appreciated.

check it out, Kirsten's ready for her close-up:

http://www.billybobteeth-spain.com/store/product_image.php?imageid=47

Why are you arguing? I'm pretty sure trolls can't even read...

hey kirsten...that big building with all the books in it, it's called a library...you can read about anything you want AND they have books with pictures in
them...

hey lame/katie/willow...did't i ass-fuck you yesterday???sorry they have to explain sarcasm too...study the archives before you post again, dumbfuck...

your probably not lamebananas because it was actually funny on the k-fed post

74 I dunno. My Latin's rusty at best. I remember Naughtius Maximus, Bigus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks. Which is another prime example of what happens when you learn things from watching movies.

Leaving "unused seconds" on the microwave.

That, andeverythingelsethegoodDoctorjustsaid.

Bravo Rokter. Others should take heed.

i got my education by watching mel brooks "history of the world part 1", so it had to be true...

"...it's good to be the king"

lol @82

11: Worst quote I ever heard in high school -

"World War Two? Really? Who won?"

K. Dunst is ignorant, so what?

You expect otherwise from an _actor_?

Learning about British history was sooo cool in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"...we want a shrubbery!"

#84

...no really,who did???

I am all for jumping all over the supid things celebs say and do...but all she said was that this is what her knowledge of Marie Antoinette was based on what she learned in high school. She didn't say, "When I got the part, I knew nothing and decided, fuck it, why learn anything about her from a stupid fucking book." That's more along the lines of Paris Hilton. For all we know, the rest of what she said is about the research she did for the part. I am in no way defending how ugly this girl 99% of the time, but everyone got so pissed about something she didn't even say...

#88

what, are you her fucking agent???

you do understand this site, right???

Exactly. She didn't say that she didn't research it you morons. Learn to read.

dumb fugly bitch... i hate her. so this doesn't surprise me.

her teeth look like she either got punched in the mouth or ate too many strawberry snow cones. hot damn!

WOW, ignorant and so so fug

hey fuck-wads...

she did'nt say she did research either...

i'm happy thinking she did'nt, so fuck-you both...

you know what #92 and #88

losers like you should go cry in a corner and write songs about it. You're the type of people that boo-hoo about your poor lives so you bash other people. You probably spend hours on this site and refresh it every second so you can be the first to comment. how pathetic. the point of commenting of the Superficial is so YOUR opinion can be heard... the fact that red-teeth didn't research is to be expected. why else would this article be up?

EEEEEASE back on that throttle, missy. Whew.

thats a lot of school talk from someone who never stepped foot inside a school. what youre brain dead tutors teach you on the set of a movie for 2 hours a day VS real school is totally different. if i remember correctly, there were different history classes that were available in HS. US history, and European History (this is where the french revolution would fall in) were the big ones.

mostly you learned what you chose to learn in HS. most arent paying attention to anything anyway no matter what it is anyway. its HS, nobody really cared. real learning doesnt begin until college. but of course this bitch never went to college so her education is severlely limited.

sorry its your, not youre. my bad

if i look for the time and see :43 again, someone's going to eat teeth.

11:48 a.m. to 3:02 p.m.

That's like 4 hours. I'm actually working and check this site out on my down time. Yes, I am getting paid to chat with the children here who can't think of something intellectual to say that would actually make sense to say to me as an "insult" because for some unknown reason , you hate me. Well, life must be pretty easy for you if you hate someone you don't know.

That's how long youdont_need_no_chocolate has been on this website... That's really sad. Get a job.

And no, I do not look down upon "poor" people... I just said that I think it would be better for Americans to give money back to Americans rather than other countries.

And you must be super obsessed with Iambananas to make a screen name after him! Wow.

And you can't say anything about my personality except "retard" and names that could be said about anyone and aren't even original? That makes you seem childish. Your "insults" are quite generic. Come up with something cleaver and I'll give you some credit.

And I'm sure the obsessors read EVERY word of that! Am I wrong?

@99: You're making my narcolepsy kick in. You're about as entertaining as a dog turd lying on the sidewalk.

That makes you seem childish. Your "insults" are quite generic. Come up with something cleaver..

And just for you, pinky_nit_wit...

Come up with something adult. You know, grown-up... did I use big words, there.

P.S.

Okay, 3 hours 24 minutes... but it's still counting.

People ar so rotten and angry on this site! Wow, you people need to lower your blood presssure.

Take a deep breath, now let it out. Say Sushi and Love.

Sushi and Love.

99 ive never had any direct beef with you, and i dont know you so i'm not gonna dog you and call you names. but in all seriousness, whats your problem? why are you so hateful? people who have access to computers at their jobs all day do come on at different times during the day all day, i know i do while waiting for files to print, open etc, so yeah maybe i check it every once in a while all day when i'm not super busy, as i assume most people here do too.

do you realize that you come here purley to instigate? thats not the posting policy on this site. nobody here insults you unless you go into a huge rant about how poor/stupid and pathetic they are. so they defend themselves.

honestly, i'm getting so sick of your misery and hate that i will write to the publisher of this site to have your ISP blocked. i dont advocate blocking people but you come on here purely to spew hate. if youre going to go into a barrage of insults about me, feel free, but i will not lower myself to insult you. in the words of bambrick. you will be reported

#99...

o.k. , hey cunt-bitch-whore...go fuck yourself with a horses dick then i hope you get gang-raped by aids infested illegals...

there, how's that???

Hi all! Okay, so, I'm new, but I think this site is cool!

Okay, here's my idea on Kristen... she was good in spiderman but now, not so much. She had a few good teen movies, but thats it for her!

How did I do for my first time?

#103... if you knew anything about this, you would know that I did not start this, but people who insult me like children do. I can't even post a regular post here without being harassed. It does not involve you, just like you said.

#105... you did great. Our s/n's are almost twinsies!

Whipper-
I tried the "say Sushi and Love" thing you recommended. I don't think it worked. I still hate you and I want you to die. But at least I tried. You've got to give me credit for that. And you've got to give me a blowjob too, but we'll talk about that later, OK hotpants?

@101: You tell me to say something adult and you you call me a nit_wit.

There is just no competition with you.

I throw in the towel, because you are so boring to play with.

Good luck with your sister.

Sofia Coppola has announced that she is preggers with her French boyfriend's baby.
True story.

pffft. damn you have NO life #99.

you're the pathetic one. i bet you don't even have a job.

Oh my sweet lord in heaven, she has duplicated herself again with the Mellow Yellow name. This is a cry for help.

it involves me when your hate clogs up the threads. and i do know, i dont like to post and get involved in your childish behaviour but i do see. i saw when you chewed someone out for maybe being poor, i have seen all the shit you start over nothing. i have never seen one regular on topic post from you ever, and yep, i do frequent the superficial.

everyone has gotten into some stupid shit with someone (i know i have) but they say what they have to say and move on. cant you just leave it alone? it will be good for you to just let it go. this is just the internet. if someone told me to go die yesterday chances are they dont even remember what they said today.

Ugh. This person is multiplying faster than Michael Keaton in Multiplicity.

And just as boring.

mellow yellow is Whipper_willow?

does anyone know why french people always smell like shit? seriously, i'm like, curious.

I don't care, just leae me alone, this site is for idiots anyway.

You're swearing and offending me. You're trash, that's obvious, so I can't explain anything to you.

i'm not letting the microwave thing go.

seriously, someone's going to get hurt.

brandi ... I bet you can't hold down the shift key.

#99 you are so full of shit. In your first post on this thread (#36) you insult FeedMe for no reason. And continue to do so in 39, 44 and 99. And you wonder why everyone here hates you? You are the one with no life obviously. How's that Dungeons and Dragons game going? Geek.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FRENCH HISTORY:

1. They smell. A lot.

2. They surrender. A lot.

3. Napoleon Bonaparte let two-thirds of what is present day U.S. go for about $0.03 an acre. So they're regular real estate wizards.

4. The French Revolution was the poor man's American revolution.

5. They make the "Peugeot" and the "Renault."

6. They're the only country in history to have their asses kicked by Mexico.

7. They suck.

French history blows. Quod erat demonstrandum.

#118

don't let the door hit you in the ass bitch!!!

The SF needs to post items more often so the inmates don't get so restless about 50 posts into it.
Some retard is always calling another retard a retard and it's just plain retarded you fuckng retards. I know cuz I ride the short, yellow bus.

@122 sweetcheeks
Don't forget that Tour de France thing they have every year.
Then again, a one-nutted American cancer patient wins that every year. Fuck, the french really do suck. You're a genius by the way, and a sexy one at that.

I see "the goatsucker" has alighted upon this thread. Feed_Me, do you have a slingshot or a pellet gun?

they don't let me eat with a fork...

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117. Posted by Whipper_willow on May 31, 2006 03:36 PM

I don't care, just leae me alone, this site is for idiots anyway.
<<<

Um, didn't you just call yourself an idiot, seeing as you are here quite often?

#89 and #94...That makes little sense in the context of what I wrote. I doubt her agent calls her ugly and I just offered my opinion (and snuck in some Paris Hilton bashing, which is always a good thing). Which is the point of the site and commenting, according to the both of you. I don't really see what's wrong with my interpretation of what she said being different from yours. But hey, fine. Kirsten Dunst is an ignorant, corn-toothed, professional beard, talentless slag. Truce?

Oh, and I don't mind that you called me names, but really, the part about me being the kind of person that tries to post "First!". That was just cruel.

Papa -- I can only expect one sexy genius to recognize another!

A one-balled American trumps a dirty Frenchman ANY day of the week. I know this because my husband only has one ball.

One ball, but it's really, really BIG.

One big, AMERICAN ball.

French Trivia time!!!!!

Why does Paris have so many tree-lined boulevards? So the German army can march in the shade.

Did you know that every single sentence in the French language translates to either:

1. Would you care to try one of our many varieties of cheese? OR

2. Why yes, Herr Obergruppenfuehrer, I DO believe I know where some Jews are hiding; if you'll just follow me, please.

Uhh actually I'm not entirely sure why that statement is so bad, it's true. How much do you know or have learned about French history in the past? I know shit, I can tell you that much.

Sweetcheeks,
That was the most truthful French history lesson I've ever heard. Too bad they don't teach that in school.

i do know the french make great potatoes and coffee creamer...

135

Hmm. Maybe we'll hold off on blowing them up.

136

i think we have the recipe...bombs away!!!

...as far as the women...

nothing more hot than a french babe with breath from three packs of cigs and unshaven arm pits...

"If you grow up in France, you learn about French history, and if you grow up in America the French history is a smaller paragraph in your textbook."

"If you grow up in France, you probably don't use deodorant, and if you grow up in America the French despise you for shaving and not smelling like a pile of shit."

"If you grow up in France, you probably talk with a stupid accent, and if you grow up in Africa, chances are Angelina Jolie will adopt your broke ass."

BRANDI, why are you commenting on me? All I said was Drunkst was fug and stupid. And by the way asshat, you commenting on people commenting here as being pathetic, well, you see where this is going , right, dumbass

post my post you faggoty ass server!

how did I know that would work?
Hmm, all I have to say is all this talk about France and Kristen Dunst makes me want to fingerbang her with a freedom tickler while I eat some freedom toast off of her asshole while she freedom kisses my labia.

Osh: make it freedom french toast and i'm in like flint.

#90 I refuse to learn to read. It is a well-documented fact that things containing 'ye writen worde' are magical, and "reading" is the same thing as having carnal relations with the Devil.

all things french are to be referred to as freedom as per the Redneck Terminology Post-911 Check of 2004, aka You want some French Cries with that? So, therefore, freedom french toast is redundant. Sorry you didn't get the memo, pinky_nip, but you can still insert a bottle of freedom wine into your vagina while my giving me and my friends freedom head.

Wanna know where Kiki D went to high school?

#144

hey doc, i'm in on the book burning...we should throw in a couple witches and have a bar-b-que...

#145

i want in on that party!!!

Damn, HTML didn't work. Anyhoo, she went here:
http://www.ndhs.org/

sorry osh, i'm from the north. i'll join in only if i can dress up like a freedom maid.

that movie looks so bad, dont take historical stuff and give it a "modern" edge because that always fails.

p.s.- hi EMMA!!!!

149

Dang, so she didn't go to T-T-T-TORRANCE?

Totally expected that she knows nothing about anything...I'm surprised she can even speak to reporters in public much less act in period films...

149 - I won't hold it against you, unless you want me too.
American by birth, Southern by the grace of God, or somesuch razzle-dazzle.

Why should you be required to spend 5 minutes researching a role for which you will make millions?

Don't cha wish your Land-Balls were big like mine
Don't cha?

in other news...

cleveland will recieve homeland security money as a targeted area by terrorists...

what the fuck are they going to target here??? it's cleveland for christ's sake!!!

maybe they can do us a favor and blow up that stupid rock-n-roll hall of fame...

i went there once six years ago and don't want to go back...

how many times do i want to see diana ross's underwear and a piece of carpet that elvis pissed on???

and...

TCLTC

Kristen Dunst's face reminds me of curly tails, bacon, and police officers. Is that weird?

#147

Unfortunately the barbecue, or, "Lucifer's Bridal Shower" as we call it, is based on the traditions of souless, red-skinned savages who not only, "bemoane a decente day's worke as an ass stalleth in ye fielde", but also have, "unnaturale relations with ye beastes of ye wildernesse on manie occasions, showing suche abandon as to make a Christian feel ye flames of Hell in his breeches".

#157

well than can we at least toss a few in the river to see if they sink or float???

*then*

Swich dyvers postes to-day. Knoweth ye not that all referenda to ye Black Mass shalt be REPORTED!!! by Mme. Bambrick? Forsooth, I wouldst fain avoide such ill-favored consequences.

'Tis of ye utmoste merriment to spel lyke Chaucer.

All this fancy talkin here's makin me feel like Nazi Germany. I reckon I should've done more book-learnin' about the France folks steada givin the football players handjobs.
Signed,
Kirsten Dunst

#158 Fine with me. Teach those bitches to attack Christmas in Wal-Mart.

#161 Best Chaucer moment ever: "And he kissed her on her nether-eye..."

did that whippet person leave?

i was skinny dipping last night and accidently inserted my cell phone in my vagina while still underwater. anybody know how to fix a waterlogged cell phone?

163

Ha Ha! The same one I was thinking of...

..."But with his mouth he kissed her naked arse
Right greedily, before he knew of this.
Aback he leapt- it seemed somehow amiss,
For well he knew a woman has no beard;
He'd felt a thing all rough and longish haired,
And said, "Oh fie, alas! What did I do?"
"Teehee!"she laughed..."

165 - dial *2 and ask for Trixie

how can i ask for trixie? the damn thing's still stuck up there.

It might be a bit muffled, but if you're the kind of girl who goes around losing things in her vagina, I'm sure all you'll have to do is speak louder.

167

Dial "P" for Pussy...

(old Hitchcock reference for ya)

#170 Dial "M" for Motherfucker. Old G.G. Allin reference.

164

I think so. Off to make the world a better, kinder place. *sarcasm* (that was for you, katie)

# 11 - you know, Dr.Rokter, you can actually be fined for doing the "sieg heil"in Germany and Austria. Yeah, I know.

"Um, like, I've never been to, like, France, but, like, I don' think I'd wanna go there, coz their malls like suck and, like, they like speak FRENCH and junk."...

173

Gee, they should've done something about that the FIRST time around.

Dial 1-800-PAPA-HOT-NUTS for super-terrific, homo-erotic, phone sex... Or just to ask him how his really neat-o blog is going that is going to be really cool and make him a whole bunch of money and let him move out of his parents basement and finally FINALLY get that bitchin' new Star Wars Lightsaber!!!

#89 - ha ha

ptprez, you make my leotards wet...you rock...

#173 I was aware of that. They just gave the asshole historian David Irving 3 years in Austria for Holocaust denial. They take it very seriously over there for some reason...

Who's more ignorant; Kristin Dunst or me for actually thinking I might read some funny posts on here?

This site used to be funny then grunions like NewGuy found it and viola ! Asshole central.

Evangelia: Well, if you can't fish it out, I hope you have it set for "vibrate". Then just post your number and enjoy.....

I heart Star Wars geeks.

173: I kinda wish ol' G.G. could come back from the dead and rip into Pete Dougherty. Show him how a *real* man takes drugs.

TK421 Why aren't you at your post?

183

Umm, I was busy.

http://tk421doyoucopy.ytmnd.com/

#176, New Guy, your older sister called, she said to stop sticking your sheets into the bottom of the hamper after you wet the bed, it makes everything in there smell. She also wanted to know if you still needed her maxi pads or if your experiment with the broom was finally over.

Thank you and goodnight.

# 178, yep - or should we say "historian". Holocaust is a raaaaather well-documented fact. Anyway, when I lived in New Zealand he was denied entry there, and I assume his travelling options have been fewer by the years.

thanks fa cube. i can always count on you for the best advice. i don't think i'll ever take it out now.

My guess is she didn't know much about Marie Antoinette BEFORE accepting the role. Surely she read something about her before filming? Or an I underestimating her stupidity?

And no, the originator of "let them eat cake" was some obscure duchess whose name escapes me. It was NOT Marie Antoinette. Unlike old sawtooth Dunst, I do like history and know how to read.

Look at me! Look at me!

All of my comments suck!
I have 5 bajillion screennames because I want you to look at me. I wish I had a life!

I think Kirsten Dunst is hawt and a brilliant historian!

179

Fuck Hugh.

189

Now HWMNBN is going to be really self-righteously indignant.

I'd love to meet the brilliant casting director who thought casting Kirsten Dunce as Marie Antoinette was a good idea. And who exactly did she compete with for this role? The Olsen twins? A paper clip? It boggles the mind.

188: It's also a terribly misunderstood quote. It's presented as being a statement by a detatched, uncaring elite, but it was actually a pretty sensible statement. It was the law at the time that bakeries had to produce cake and bread in proportionate amounts so that the poor would have food. It was a pretty good deal for the poor - if the bakery did not have bread, it had to sell cake at the bread price - which was extremely low.

There's a rather lengthy treatise out there on the whole law and how it worked, should anyone care to read it. Sort of interesting, I guess, but I had to read it as part of a class back in undergrad.

Wowza, this post is getting long, I think I've said everything about Kirsten so far, lol... new post, Superficial guy?

Well, I guess it is almost 7:00... so I think it might be a little too late for a new one! Oops, I'll check back tomarrow morn/afternoon.

# 18 Sofia Coppola was subbed into the role by her dad at a couple of days notice. Filming of Godfather 3 had started and the kid who was to play the part got sick. Sofia has never pretended she was an actress,

Kirsten was being asked how much she knew about French history BEFORE making MA. What's wrong with her answer ?

The girl is very pretty; she's hugely successful in her career. While other hollywood bimbos are self indulgent body-obsessed bimbos, Kirsten seems to have a healthy self-image.

Now piss off.

Blessed is the (ignorant) man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.

-George Eliot

I didn't like Kristen in "Lost I Translation".

Sofia Coppala was an idiot in tha movie too... it was a STUPID movie!

Know what Bull Murry whispered into her ear in the end???
...
...
"This movie is overrated"

*dangling baited fish hook*

Mmm, no, not hungry, thank you.

youdontneed_no_chocolate...

YOU'RE STILL HERE!!! Wow! get a job.. get a hobby.. go out into the sun! Talk a walk! There is life beyond your computer, I promise.

It's the French. Why would anyone want to know anything more about them?

When you're 199 and 3... and have been here to all of them in between, you've got serious introverted homebody mole problems.

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO SUPERFISH!!

Hold me Fa and Feed_Me!! I had a really long, bad day at work. Yall kept me laughing. The "Real Men of Genius" had me rolling..my cubemate next to me thinks I am in need of some psychiatric attention!

GROUP GROPE!!!!

Oh - I called the PapaHotNuts line and it was SPICY!!!!!

Stallion - how is the big guy today?
Dr Rokter - saw where you wanted to party with a Wiccan...lets party baby!!
Land-Man - you been Alaska lately? Saw where a HUGE pipeline was laid...you have been absent...thought you may have been making the rounds and broadinging horizons shall we say.

As far as Kirsten - duh, that bout sums it up

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO SUPERFISH!!

Hold me Fa and Feed_Me!! I had a really long, bad day at work. Yall kept me laughing. The "Real Men of Genius" had me rolling..my cubemate next to me thinks I am in need of some psychiatric attention!

GROUP GROPE!!!!

Oh - I called the PapaHotNuts line and it was SPICY!!!!!

Stallion - how is the big guy today?
Dr Rokter - saw where you wanted to party with a Wiccan...lets party baby!!
Land-Man - you been Alaska lately? Saw where a HUGE pipeline was laid...you have been absent...thought you may have been making the rounds and broadinging horizons shall we say.

As far as Kirsten - duh, that bout sums it up

Nous voulons savoir plus parce que les Français sont de beaux peuples, vivant dans un beau pays, parlant une belle langue.

N'a pas su que j'ai parlé français, vous a fait ?

#177

why thank you nips...

kinda new here, jumped on the bandwagon when edna appeared, and just moving to the music...

#200

do you really want me to start with you???

don't make me make you call me daddy...

#206... I'm sorry, did you make the mistake that my comment was directed toward you? Well, it wasn't.

Vous êtes un noser ignorant.

#207

please refer to post #104

Je vais dire que tout que je dois dire en français ainsi vous ne pouvez pas comprendre. Je pense que vous êtes tous déplorable. Je pense que vous avez besoin de vies. Je suis heureux vous n'ai pas assez d'effort dans votre vie pour faire à ceci votre plus mauvais problème. Je veux que vous me laissiez seul. Je veux que vous laissiez Iambananas seul. Soyez juste des adultes. Pourquoi est si difficile pour vous ?

Willow - I dont have Greek characters to type with, but here is the pronunciation for you. Ohhhhhhh maybe I could "google" translate it like you do with Francais.

Asto-thealo putana gamoto cristosu malaka

and all the love that goes with it you sperm burping bitch.

Feed_Me

I think I figured out why this hemmorhoid is on your ass. Did you ever have a really geek guy follow you around in school? You know, the kind that eats boogers and glue? I am thinking lameasswillow was this person.

You know - I work...and all I see is dumb lameaswillow on here spreading cheer. Hmmmmm maybe he works the night shift at Holy Joe's Glory Hole. That would explain the lack of postings at night.

Manorexic pissbucket.

Oh yeah bitch, party with me.

That was for lamebananawill, but you can still party with me Feed_Me, you little biotch you! LOL

#208, please refer to #209.

'Sup, Pagan Queen, glad to amuse you, I'm so ready for 5 o'clock! There are some barley pops chilling in the fridge when I get home.

Here's one for me, *pours liquor* and one for my homies.

Wow...over 200 posts for snaggletooth. It's a good day for her. Sounds like a lot of people in these comments need a beer. Or a shot and a beer. Or five shots and a beer. Or 20 shots and 20 beers. Cheers!

She is uggly, pasty, and has awful teeth but being admitantly uneducated is somewhat commendable for an American actress, there's nothing worse than some idiotic actress doing a role and then thinking she has the right to give people historical lectures.

*in best Dr. Evil voice*

Pagan Queen.. I speak French fluently... is that so hard for you to grasp beause of you meager education? No high school, let me guess.

Vous êtes un tel idiot qui ne peut pas même voir directement. Je vraiment ne vous aime pas. Si je voulais traduire ceci, je traduirais le mot pour le DÉBILE !

Oh, wait, I did. Lol... anyone out there who parle français knows what I did, lol.

:-)

big deal i'm ignorant...

you're a dueche-bag...

i'm happy with ignorant...

PEUT-ÊTRE VOUS L'OBTIENDREZ EN CETTE LANGUE ! Je NE SUIS PAS IAMBANANAS !

#217, please refer to post #197

209 translation.

Dudes, we seriously need to chill. I think we hurt its widdle bitty feewings.

To quote whimpywillow:
I will say that very that I must say in French thus you cannot include/understand. I think that you all are deplorable. I think that you need lives. I am happy do not have you enough effort in your life to make with this your worse problem. I want that you only leave me. I want that you leave Iambananas alone. Be right adults. Why is so difficult for you?
Unquote:

Here is the translation for 205
We want to know more because the French are beautiful people, alive in a beautiful country, speaking a beautiful language. Did not know that I spoke French, made you?

Dang, someone hand me a tissue...that was so heartfelt.

Can we reconstruct the Bastille and throw this assclown in it? Puhleeeeze.

Fa--your braininess turns me on, that and your merciless teasing. So help me, the next time you start, I'm going to send you an email you won't soon forget.

Pagan! What's up? Nice to see you around the 'fish again!

夜鹰需要回到玩总的战场 2

wow, that's fun, PaganQueen! Thanks for the suggest.

#216

wow...that was french...cool...

you're sooo much better than me because you speak french...

and that does what for you in life again???

220.. how do you translate that? Do you speak French, too?

But it's so heartfelt that you're so obsessed with me that you went through all that.

You are really obsessed with me!

Cessez d'hanter au-dessus de moi, lu tout je dis, accrochant sur mon chaque mot.

#216

will you scream daddy in french while i ass fuck you???

Goatsucker muss aufhören, seine komatöse Mutti anzufassen.

whimpy - well, I find it hard to believe someone as intelligent as you claim you are would stay on here all day proclaiming superiority. One would thing that mensa would be a better place for one of your accumen.

I am highly degreed and an engineer. I love what I do and I am very good at it.

So, asshat, what actually do you do for a living? Psychiatrist, Physiologist, Proctologist? We anxiously await the proclamation of your obdurate cranium.

Calling me weak in french does not make you sound important, just more pathetic.

You are iambananas...probably a few other handles on here. We LOVE it when you back yourself up with the iambananas and willow logins.

Here is something for your google language:
Vous vous badinez vous petit ver

I hope you all are proud. You are officially human scum... in any language.

...and moving on, TCLTC.

I'm not even going to reply, you wouldn't understand what I have to say anyway.

And I do not spend all day on this site... Sonya does!

Anyway, back to this story... I like Kristen Dunst... she's funny.

#232

perhaps we can mind-meld, with you being so superior and all...

And, PooPoo Queen I don't care what you say... how does that make you feel. 93% of what you write I skim over because all I read is blah blah blah blah...

But you, on the other hand read EVERY word I type.

You're really obsessed with me!

ptbarmunandbaileyprez ...

Shut up.

ARI - hey sweety!! I see you are still teasing Fa...poor Army dog...now you gotta make nice!

Feed_Me LOL love being on here and tormenting idiots. Oh that is right, you are on Cali time...oh yeah, time is sloooowly ticking by, slowly slowly LOL Hope it goes by fast for ya. Had a 2 hour meeting on new requirements . Oh man, that was painfully slow! Just send me what you need and I will get it done...hate all the meetings. BLEH!

ptprez- you have to give him time to put it on google language, then he can shout it out for ya :) LOL

Puhleez whimpy - nuff wiff da fake french! My Sally Strothers high school edukashun makes it hard for me to kuntinu to go to googggle, nope uh, googlle, nope google yeah, that is it!

By the way... google search Whipper Willow. You'll get me. I guess I am superior.

#236

out of the last 31 posts, 15 were yours...who has no life again???

whimpy - hmmmmmmmmmmmm obsessed with you AND your ambiguously gay 2nd personality lameassbananas. Wow - maybe you can stalk yourself and end up looking like a dog chasing it's own tail.

Go ahead and reply. I will understand what you reply and I understand it takes awhile for your giggling gay slumber party butt buddies to help you with responses to my rapier whit!

Ohhhhhhhh I am human scum. Let me correct you, I am HIGHLY paid, custom built home living, sports car driving, diamond dripping, human scum. While you are just dredges dripping human scum.

Ball is in your court, or your mouth, or wherever you have it now.

make that 17 of the last 33...

Posted by Whipper_willow on May 31, 2006 07:35 PM

And I do not spend all day on this site... Sonya does!

Uh, oh Sonya...some tattle tale is gunna tell ur mommy and u will be in fer it but gud! No more barley pop for you!!

Whipper_willow, I have not spoken to you all day, and I think yesterday as well, but you have been posting about me all day long, because you obviously never get bored doing it. I don't have to justify myself to you, I really don't give a damn what you think about me. If you want to believe that I am trash, and I don't have a job, then you go right ahead. I don't care about the opinions of people like you. You can insult me all you like, if that's what really makes you feel important. And I just caught you in a lie.

Posted by Whipper_willow on May 26, 2006 06:08 PM

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

Slippery When Wet was released in 1986... I wasn't even born yet!!!

So if you weren't even born yet, who's the old guy in the picture you posted? Your "patron" from last night? Or are you really lambananas, 20 year-old from Los Angeles?

Get this through your skull: Quit stalking me, I don't care about a single thing you have to say.

So now you go ahead and say that thing you always say, you know, about how I'M the one obsessed over you, blah blah blah.

238-- I didn't tease him... HE started it. Pfft.

ptprez--ignore the goatsucker and come play with the sane ones. OK, honey?

#237

that's right honey, i can spot a freak a mile away...step into my tent...

how does this make her ignorant?

our U.S. textbooks only state that America is a super power, and don't focus much on other countries. She didn't say anything bad

PooPoo queen, did you call me that? LOL Oh man, be careful, your "intelligence" is showing.

PooPoo - that is so funny...thank you!

233

That's right, bitch, call me by my first name!

This site is lame again.

Say something - then leave.

Chat to your mom

Pagan Queen,

You have breathed some life into this tired old thread. I now have energy to go home to my shack in my gang-infested neighborhood, feed my squalling snot-nosed kid, and screw my trailer-trash husband. So I thank you for that.

Whimpy - I did google Whipper Willow and all I got was all the superfish posts you do, a soapmaking site, a......ohhhhhhhhhhhh now I get it.

It is a hose fitting site. Are you the inventor of the willow way pot whipper?

Uh, nice gay porn you got there.

See, I can be nice...it hurt, but I did it.

Sophia,

I think the major thing we are irritated with is she gave the impression she really didnt care about French history or the character. Just another way to make Americans look like idiots when most of us DO love learning history and about other cultures.

#249

this willow-thing will learn...

even lamebananas was funny today , and edna pops up only once in a while...

it takes time, but it will soon be our bitch...

after all, this is a syndicate...

Feed_me, hey, if you wanna squeeze out another one of those trailer trash bottom feeder kids, I will buy it from you. Just think, you can get some more spray paint and jazz up the outside of your house. Oh, you can spray different gang colors on each side, how bout dat?

Oh - plus you can give some of the money to your hubby so he can stop slapping you around for a night.

And you thought you were going no where in life! Yeesh!!

I thought they were screening comments so the same fucktards couldn't torture us by posting every single thought that comes into thier abnormaly small craniums. Does every thing have to become a chatroom with you internet worshiping fucks?

Ari:

*lick*

You're it! :)

so i sorta think ole snaggletooth is cute -

and I'm way too busy to read this whole post, but with this many comments, you know that it degenerated -

and since it has...

anyone try google-ing "great French Military Victories"?

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

#255

looks that way bub...

I don't know what cinema-magic they used, but she did look pretty good in that movie about the nice jewish boy....somebody Spiderman.

Hugh - it is so damned easy to get off track.

newbond - lol dont you mean fromage-eating surrender monkeys. Makes it sound much better that way! LOL

Kirsten really can be cute....if a shadow falls across her face just right! lol

Feed_me

Hon, you there?