May 31 2006Kevin Federline looks really really weird

He looks like Ashton Kutcher, I don't know who to feel sorry for, him or Ashton.

I knew the only reason the cheeto eating lardo is with him is because he has a big cock... this proves it.

BRING BACK THE CORN ROLLS... I WANT CORN ROLLS.

#2....LOL
He actually looks very good in those photos. Now I can see why Brit doesnt want to let him go. I bet she hasnt even seen him cleaned up before.

Watch out kids he's a douche in geeks clothing

unbelievable.
he looks like a cute news anchor.

sorry still think hes still looks like a pile of crap oh ya kinda like his new image is a pile of crap hes still k-fag and hes still doing cheeto eating brit and right as we speak probably redecorating his white trash house with beer can lights

Holy....

would you buy a used car from that man???

He is a mixture of Ashton Kutcher, Noah Wiley, and a used car salesman, and he looks like he wants to cut me a deal.

I don't think he looks good. Better? Yes. Good? No. He actually looks like a huge dork. But remember, this is just a picture. Seeing him in person is a whole new story. When that old man walks up to him and says, "Why hello, young sir, you look like someone I can discuss politics with! So what do you think of..." he will be hugely shocked when that k-fed mouth opens and he hears a voice with a gangsta accent go "you old raisin ah aint got no ahdea what u iz toe kin bout, so clam up da chowduh mouth and zip it like it's hot, fo shizzle. Anycheeto, ah gotsa go spend some more uh britneys kachinguleeng if ya catch ma driftins. peace bruduh!"

He's still got the beady eyes though. He does look exactly like a used car salesman.

Is that the $300,000 watch? It looks like a $3 piece of shit!

ewwwwww!!! A clean ewww, that is.

What in the fuck are CORN ROLLS???

Geez #2, did you grow up in a cave or some freaky Mormon cult family?!?!? Everyone knows they're called corn ROWS!!!!

Christ almighty....I don't see it, not at all. That can't be him. White trash can't be converted! Not even Britney could do it!!!!! Oh....wait, sorry, that's cause she's white trash too

He looks far too much like Ashton Kutcher....poor Ashton

Now he looks gay as well

.......SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE!?!?!

well shave my head and call me Beatrice. I am quite surprised.

that's a nice watch he has on though...

Waldo might be a little harder to find now......

Ryan Seacrest has some new beat off material.

Look how long his freakin' thumb nails are....

OMG! He looks GREAT!!! Holy shit, he looks like he has potential in these photos! I have a crush on him just looking at this clean cut picture of him. And usually I hate the stupid idiot. Yeah I know what you mean, I just want to start talking business and economics with him. I have the sudden urge to listen to him with some approval and respect. Damn, what's going on?
He looks like a better version of freddie prince.

susie

He looks more like Chris Klein than Ashton Kutcher.

"Guarantee?"
" I could shit in a box and put a guarantee on it, but really all your getting is a guaranteed piece of shit."

I bet Farley would say the same thing about this piece of shit.......

Look at the long fingernail on his index finger!

Woah. That's K-Fed??? I'm in disbelief and shock. He looks almost normal and CLEAN!!!! yikes i can't stop looking at him. he ain't even wearing a wife beater. no wonder i can't believe it's him

Personally I think he looks like a sleasy used car salesman. Which is still a step up for K-Fed.
You know, the kind that looks down your shirt while you are making the final signatures...
Or maybe that just happens to me....

LOL #14. awhhh, poor k-fag. it aint like he's hot, but damn, he cleaned up real gooood.

He looks like Ashton Kuthcer

You can polish a turd, but it's still a TURD.

OH Good God! I can't believe I'm about to type this but... I'd actually contemplate (for a minute, until he opened his mouth) doing him.

boardbetty #14
i don't post very often, but good god, woman, IT'S A FUCKIN' JOKE!
and corn rolls are delicious with honey butter.

on topic, you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.

bunnyhugger
always 100% PETA free!!!

If there's a remake of the old television show "My Three Sons" in the works, K-Fed is a shoo-in for the role of Chip. Yeeesh....

p.s.
that fingernail is for those really resistant boogers. somebody should make a tools for that. oh. tool. k-fucked.

nevermind

shelly-
you nailed that one! i think its the suit, tho.....

fuck
*tool*

I think my firm might have just hired that guy....

"... like a monkey in a cowboy suit!"

Hmm....I thought long man-nails were for pimps and coke dealers.

And damn him for looking pretty fucking good!

Now no one's going to be able to recognize him..what's the purpose of that? It'll be, sure, he looks okay for the article, but when he goes back to his usual scuzzy ghetto self, he'll look even worse by comparison. Not smart.

He looks even uglier.

Didn't think that was possible.

he's got a smirk that's a cross between gay Kevin Spacey & a little bit 'o Bruce Willis

He kind of looks like he's in a menswear catalog. I half expect a chick in a suit to mosey up next to him and strike a pose. The next page of the "magazine" probably shows him doing business-y, candid photos, like the very forced, on the phone looking into the distance; the discussion with a colleague at the water cooler; and the intense boardroom discussion.
I honestly think I am more comfortable with him in the unwashed wifebeater and cargo pants that we all know and love.

It looks like Tony Robbins took a dump in a $2,000 suit.

"Unleash the Power Within, my niggaz!"

I think he's doing a test run of the suit for his turn in front of the judge in Divorce Court...and I'll bet he's practicing crying the blues in front of the mirror every chance he gets.
He's still a mofo!

a bag of shit that's dressed in a suit is still a bag of shit.

he looks exceptionally gay in these pics...he looks like tom cruise ( tcltc) is tickling his taint in the first pic. Gross..die k-fag

if only he could act like a gentlemen.. then i'd take him seriously...

why did britney go for this jackass?

That is not K-Fed. Not even on a good day.

LOL @ 18 very niiiice.

Ever heard the saying.........."you can't polish a turd"?

It's My Fair Federline.

The Rain in Spain falss mainly on the plain.

By george I think he's got it!

Anyway I give him a week until he's back to being good ol' K-Fed.

let's face it: he looks clean, even lightly er... I was going to say handsom, but I think I'll choose good looking.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2004/09/mr_and_mrs_fugi.html

51 - My Fair Federline really works.

*sings*

My wifey's bust is stained with chee-to dust.
My wifey's bust is stained with chee-to dust.

I think I would buy a car from a guy who looked like this--and even buy all the additional do-wah policies and extras, driving up the price way over sticker, because he looks so very persuasive.

Of course I'd go home and want to slash his tires after I find out he's taken me for a ride, but I'm telling you folks, he cleans up exceptionally well. How scarey is that.

However if I spotted the long thumbnails before I signed the contract, he'd be in big trouble. Yucko.

UGH! ARGH! WANT TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN BUT...

he actually looks cute. I hate myself. Maybe if someone took him and pulled a "My Fair Lady" with him, he might be palatable to the public.

#44 that's hysterical you are so right...
And the quote is "Ya can't shine shit!" It does suit this picture very well though. I'm amazed a hormonal Shitney didn't shave him in his sleep long ago.

Fa-- I love it when you sing.

He does look fairly presentable, BUT, it's still K-Fed underneath. Knowing that, all he can be is scum, no matter now dressed up.

Who else bets he's probably rockin' the "Hai Karate" cologne?

Assuming they still make that stuff....

Totally Creepy!!

And for reasons that I can't pinpoint.

The right hand picture has that "Welcome aboard USAirways" look to it. Probably a still from a safety video.

This brings back painful memories of prom. I couldn't find a date. So I went to Baltimore street and picked up a homeless dude. Cut his hair, shaved him, brushed his teeth. I even dressed him up in a suit I bought at Chess King. Damn, he cleaned up nice.

Unfortunately, while I slept, he stole my Z-28, purse, shoes, & costume jewels.

Hmmm...Italian girl with a Z-28. I'm guessing the hair was probably pretty big and there was a *kick ass* White Snake/Warrant/Cinderella mix tape in the stereo. ;)

>61
and went on to marry a rich pop singer he used to dance for.
Honestly, look what you let get away.

You forgot Motley Crue and Poison!

@62 You're my cherry pie.

@63 Don't throw salt in my wound.

It's bad enough he also managed to take my $11 Timex digital watch that my mom got me as a special prom gift.

Cruising, I'm still waiting for that pic you were supposed to send me.

*sigh*
I really wish I didn't have that Cherry Pie song in my head now.

hot.

All I want is a Popo Zao somewhere,
far away from Brit's chest hair.
With class and ass to spare,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

i cant believe how good he looks, like a news anchor or something...

#1 its sad that you call them "corn rolls" whats even sadder is that thats your screen name as well. go try to find someone who will sell your dignity back to you.

Ari,

You closet bi-sexual bimbo, there is a naked photo of me in your email now.

thats not him. i just don't fucking believe it. it's someone else.

Ferderline himself referred to them as "Corn Rolls" in an interview... that's why it's my screen name... because it's HILARIOUS...

Brush up on your gossip and then you could understand my quick wit and pun on Mr. K-Fed.

I would DEF. buy a used car from him. He does look like Chris Klien.

...and now here's Kevin for your weekend weather update.

He looks like a retarded version of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Even when he's trying to conform he still comes off as a douchebag.

Screw the thumb nails, what's up with that pointer finger? It looks rotten, or infected. Probably his "smack" finger. Ick.

And I am with the few that agree that Kevins still looks like a douche, only gayer.

...and in MY town the saying was "You can only polish shit SO much!" teehee

My vote is that he looks like a combination of Chris O'Donnell, Kevin Spacey and Noah Wiley.

Cruising, check your mail.

However, regardless of whether or not he's cleaned up, he still looks like a wimp. It's like he's completely devoid of testosterone. . .and one starts to wonder how it was physically possible that he has now sired (at least) 4 children.

I still think he has those sneaky, calculating eyes -- "What can I take YOU for as I blow smoke up your ass?"

Could pass for the door manager at a chi-chi nightclub, I guess.

ALEX P. KEATON

I kind of hate to say this, because I know *someone* will probably use it against me, but normally, I really, REALLY love a guy in a suit. Something about knowing that underneath the conservative exterior lurks a wild man that I can't wait to reclaim once the tie--and everything else--comes off...

Popo-fuckwit just totally ruined that for me.

he looks almost...normal. not half bad. in fact. he looks nice. ewwwww i can't believe i said that.

oman! for a second i thought it was chris klein!!!
and i cant tell wether his that thing on his left hand is a loongass nail or a ring.

I forgot all about Noah Wiley...I wonder where he is now.
K-Fed would be like one of those Oprah makeover shows where they change people's look then track them down a year later to see if they kept up the new look and of course they look like crap again. Only it probably only took him a couple minutes to revert back to the K-Fed we all loathe.

Im sorry but he reminds me of a deformed christopher reeves (no offense superman...dont roll over on me) and it disgusts me. seriously you cant tell me that hes hot in those photos. I agree with 76-you can only polish shit soo much and in k-feds case-it just aint happenin'

73 Brilliant.

Please stop comparing this loser to my Noah Wyle.

Men's Wearhouse introduces its 2006 Fall Feder-line.

What's new with my balls...
Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's not unusual to be in love with my balls...

Land-Fed

El Land-Meister

Land-man, I'm going to bed now to dream of your land balls. Peace brother, you must be a brother...

Looks like a 1970's Rootstein mannequin that suddenly came alive.Or a Price is Right male model.

83: That reminds me - I have to stop by the dry cleaners tomorrow morning. :)

*grumbles*
Yeah, I knew it. Evil, I'm tellin' ya.

YOU FREAKIN' LIBTURDS, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR WHINING AND MOANING ABOUT THE FEDTARD!!!

FEDTARD HAS MANY QUALITIES - HE'S WHITE, UM, ER, ... HE PIMPS THAT BRITNEY BITCH WITH THE POWER OF HIS DISEASED WHITE COCK, YOU FREAKIN' MONGREL HIPPIETARDS!!!

GO BACK TO YOUR MINIMUM WAGE JOBS AT WALMART, SO I CAN JERK OFF IN YOUR LIBTARD SALADS, ASSCLOWNS!!!

Senior partner at Moloch & Belial, baby! >;-)

Federline's white??

Somehow, I imagine David Duke and Louis Farrakhan in a fight to the death over who has to take this loser.

Where'd you leave Zariel?

Where I come from the saying is "Ya can't shine a K-Fed." I've also heard "A K-Fed can only be polished so much."

Nothing says class like wiping the coke residue from under your nose with a silk hankie.

no matter how much you shave him or dress him up in nice duds, he's still a wanna be wigger who will knock up and milk what ever lady for all she is worth.

word...

100: He split off and joined Asteroth, Nelchael & Abadon. We're going to merge with Baal & Abadon.

er, make that Baal & Azrael.

whoa...he looks good here. i'd date him, if i didn't know his name and that he probably has multiple STDs.

*wince* My faith in the female of the species is taking a beating on this thread.

to further my last comment, i can't stop looking at this photo and thinking that i'd really like to kiss kevin federline. but that last sentence was so gross! someone put his goatee back, this picture is making my mind die. i can't reconcile this attractive man i would absolutely love to bring home to my mother with the name kevin federline. make it stop!

restore your faith cube...i still think hes nasty no matter what hes wearing

107--

*sticks tongue out*

What'd I do? I mean, aside from my admission about the suit thing?

Ari: Don't stick it out unless you intend to use it! :)

Sierra: thanks, that helps.

Dressed up or not, still a slime ball. He should be the poster child for vasectomies

Superfish guy, PLEASE, for the sake of womankind, put a picture of old/real kevin federline up. preferably one where he's hand in hand with britney and they're both smoking cigarettes. and a sideways cap! normally i would never ever ever WANT to see a picture of K-Fed but i think this is the only way to stop the insanity. this is way too confusing!!!!

You can't wash a turd.

111, tell me where to start, or is it ladies' choice?

112--not only the poster child for vasectomies, but retroactive abortions.

shit, he looks like noah wyle from ER

lol he looks like a cross between noah wyle and kevin kline ^-^

He looks friggin' gay.

I heard Tom Cruise's cock smells like poo.

and that his ass smelled like cock.

his eyes are beady, like a skunk's.

Really, stare at a skunk one day. You'll see.

#74
american psycho says it all

this is kfed the superficial

but underneath... ?

hand me that chain saw...

So this is what he would look like if he showered and had a job!!! cool!

I wonder who got the enviable task of scrubbing 28 years worth of grime and grit off the grubby boy. They probably found loose change in his hair and ticket stubs from the 90s in his underware.

Now if only they could scrub away that slimy little smirk.

A sleazy, untrustworthy, self-seeking, grasping bastard in an expensive suit, who is really good at spending other people's money on his own pet projects...say hello to your next congressman, folks.

He's the epidemy of douche, even more so cleaned up cuz it's not even himself anyomre. At least he had a gimmeck before to get news attention....

I go off on assignment for a month only to return to postings about how good K Fed looks?

It's like Bizarro World - everything is opposite: good is bad, black is white and the dude who threatens to jerk off in salads is considered funny.

Oooof.

He definitely looks like he can be Chris Klein's brother. My my, not Aston Kutcher-ish at all but Chris Klein (Katie Holmes'ex). I think he looks great! He looks like someone we'd hire.

He definitely looks like he can be Chris Klein's brother. My my, not Aston Kutcher-ish at all but Chris Klein (Katie Holmes'ex). I think he looks great! He looks like someone we'd hire.

You can't see in the picture, but he's actually wearing cut-off jean shorts.

One word: SMARMY

I will concede that if you've ever seen his official headshot, you'd understand how he got as far as he did in the first place. Amazing what lighting and a 5k makeup artist can do.

On a stinky note, he has the same birthday as I do. I think I might tie a couple dozen cats to my body and jump in a cold shower. Not that it changes anything, but it might take my mind off of the fact that I have something in common with this Cletus wannabe.

his tie is totally gay.
he is still gross, for a picture of real, 100% sexiness, look here,
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/05/da_vinci_who.html (for girls and boys to enjoy)

I'd hit it, but only because then I can tell my kids I had something that was inside Britney inside my mouth .... and maybe ass.

I'm soooo confused!! Why did this have to happen - I was happy when he was the male version of a nasty skanky ho, now he's all cleaned up he looks like a sleazy snake oil salesman but completely doable. Why why does the world always turn topsy turvy - god I can't stand it I'm going to have to punish myself by listening to his "rap song" over and over again......

So like, is THAT the $300,000 watch? I aym not aymeused..

He looks like a local station weatherguy, circa 1986.

Seeing this picture, I realize now that pre-makeover K Fed was Pigpen from The Peanuts Gang come to life.

he's more like a salesman in six feet under, selling casket !!

@131
Oh yes yes yes yeeeessssss! Mmmmmmm that was good for me, Hugh Jackman is the most lickable man I've ever seen. Then I scrolled down a little too much, thanks a Goddamn lot Charlaurz, didn't need to see that pic of Tom Hanks this early in the morning, Jeebus!

He certainly does clean up well.

you can put a dress on a pig, and it's still a pig...

however ,i believe he's going to be the next james bond...

#140 You can put a dress on a pig, but if you try to have sex with it in the privacy of your own bedroom, the Nanny Government will come an tell you it's against the "law".

Will the defendant please rise?

ok, seriously, who is that?

now I REALLY hate him....he's looked like filth for so long FOR NO REASON. He's disgusted me everytime I've looked at him for two years now and my revulsion was completely unnecessary. Jackass.

he looks like Noah Wylie.

You can take the douchebag out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the douche. I do admit, he looks a helluva lot better in these photos.

141

then i better hide, becaused i'm fucked!!!

"you can put a dress on a slump-buster..."

naw...that just does'nt work!!!

I looked at the source pics - he looks kinda like Nick Lachey sitting in the directors chair - and the pledge of allegiance photo looks like Tobey Maguire. Anybody else see this?? Either or....he's still a punk-ass, trailor-park hillbilly with nice clothes on. Whatever. Next story, please!

141...

congrats on the stripper-head you were recieving during the kirsten dumb thread...

i had to smack myself with "amazon sluts from brazil" while i was bitch slapping wimpy-willow...

you're the man!!!

#147

You can take the little girl out of the playground, but you can't show her the magical pony carnival in the back of your van.

This here Toyota Corrolla only has 150,000 miles. What do I have to do to put you in this car today?

ha ha 151 that was funny.

I think it's so funny that everyone consistently ignores the Liptard Salad Guy. I guess it's such nonsense there really isn't much to say about it. He reminds me of the homeless guy I pass every morning who screams crazy shit and no one pays any attention.

152

yes, but is he as good an artist???

I think the real question here is why on earth Item would want to feature K-Fed in their upcoming issue? Are they going to do an interview with him? What could K-Fed possibly have to say that would be worth printing? Is there anyone who would be interested in anything he has to say?

#129
#142
Hilarious

154

look, there's alot of people in arkansas, kentucky, and west virginia who really care...

i also believe the article will appear in the monthly edition of "love your cousin"

Why do I all of a sudden have a craving for a Big Mac?

It's Tucker Carlson. Minus the sappy-ass bowtie.

All he looks is cleaner, which is not saying much. I, for one, would be impressed if he got a damn job; ANY job. And Seneca Fell, #108 & #113, I'm afraid we're gonna have to do an exorcism on your ass, sweetheart. (Take a few deep breaths -- In with the good air, Out with the bad. It'll be okay ...)

157

were you reading the anna nicole thread???

Ashton Kutcher is girly and Noah Wyle is superfine, but K-Fed does look mostly like Chris Klein here. I'd hit it, but then again, I would've hit it before the clean-up...losers are hot : )

and now i must ask: what the fuck is a libturd?

156.

But won't those be the very same people, who get terribly, terribly confused when they see someone in a weird monkey suit with such oddities as sleeves, cufflinks, a shirt with a collar and even a tie? ;)

He cleans up nice but he's still a fucking loser.

This is a very good reminder that looks can be deceiving!

162

true...

they may think the bad man is going to repo the trailer...

that's not k-fed, it's bill from accounting.

you remember bill. he was the one who got his shirt stuck in his fly at the company picnic. walked around like that for hours.

speaks fluent french too.

He looks like a mix of Chritian Bale in American Psycho (for physical and psychological reasons) and MY BOYFRIEND???

I guess it's true I only like men nerded up...

However, what's up with the hand jive in pic#2? (incidentally, I think that's a ring on his fingie, not a nail.)

He's practicing for "My Fair Fed-y", of course!

The smirk's gotta go, though...

Wow... so you can turn sh** into sugar

PS
Young men such as K-fed that aspire to be rappers or losers often have long finger nails, they come in handy when your trying to pull the last puff out of a roach.

They end up looking nasty and burnt pretty much like brittney.

ptprez, i'm lookin at the rock hall as we speak. sorry to see it didn't perish in last night's storms.

zz top's fuzzy drum set. one can only handle so much.

167

you can't make chicken soup from chicken shit!!!

he looks like a below average intelligence white dude from like Scranton. whoever thinks thats "hot" has got some serious problems.

168

if it blew into the lake, would anyone care???

they could take that and the whale-wall and ship them to canada...

i'm a fan of the whale wall. it means i'm actually GETTING SOMEWHERE in traffic. that, and the ever-present ass smell curiously close to the whale wall.

k-fed might actually work at the getgo in parma.

HOLY CRAP!!

You're looking at the next State's Senator!

168

a napkin bob dylan wiped his nose with and tina turner's used tampon...WOW !!!

172

i thought he was the manager at the cvs on brookpart and broadview...

...and don't forget to buy your dan-dee potato chips !!!

or maybe that was him applying for a sales job b-4 i went on vacation???

*brookpark*

173

...and if i'm elected,40's of olde english and a carton of newports for everyone !!!

He is not good looking at all! YUK, Reminds me of a dorky guy from highschool..

He looks like the gay front desk clerk at any mid-west hotel...you know, the guy that keeps finding an excuse to knock on your door and as if there is "Anything you need".

an out of town friend gave me a history lesson on local phenomenon "Schwebels" the other day. i said "dude, it's fucking bread."

i live dangerously far from any getgo. if you see a delightfully hot chick on the side of I-90 today, know i ran out of gas. pick me up and we'll hit k-fed's cvs. white collar drug trafficking just feels better.

Why is there a picture of Ryan Seacrest on top of this page?

180

sounds like a plan...it would be extra special for me because my ex-wife works for cvs in mentor, so i'll get some cheap satisfaction...

i live by the nuke plant in perry, so i'll be the glowing motherfucker in the white kia...

ha! sweet. (born and raised in p-ville - go um.....beavers). at least we're both sterile.

@176
*Pierogi Palace* on West 25th & Lorain

183

moved from eastlake to p'ville my jr. year...go red raiders!!!

K-Fed could totally be a pin-boy at Solon Freeway Lanes! Wife-beater and all!

I would say K-Fed looks more like a cross between A-Kutch and B-Affleck with a strong leaning towards B-Aff. I don't see any resemblance between him and Chris Klein and he most certainly looks NOTHING like Noah Wyle! Like other women on this board, I'm ashamed to say K-Fed is looking pretty good, but a little dorky. But knowing his past, even if I were single I still wouldn't give him the time of day!

moved TO p'ville? my sincere condolences.

i won't clog the board with much more NE ohio blather. if you graduated anywhere near 1992, we may have dated...or least made out behind the solon freeway lanes. (but who hasn't, really).

At first glance I thought he looked like Matthew Fox from LOST. No offense meant to Matthew. I can't believe they cleaned him up and let him keep those long talons of his. Those don't look good on women, much less on MEN. Ew.

At first glance, he looks good, but if you look closely, you can see the sleaze oozing through.

Oh and Ashton Kutcher? I just don't see it. What an insult to Ashton.

good times....good times

W..wats he gonna do with those fingers? *clenches butt cheeks*

i can't wait till k-fed tried to type with those long ol' thangs. boy, will he feel dumb.

*tries

You can take the goatee off the man, but you can't take the white trash out of the man. Wait...that's not it... How does that old adage go again?

K-Fed will never be anything but freaky to me, and this just takes that freakiness to new heights. No amount of cleaning him up can redeem him from the abyss of grease he's of.

I think I bought a stereo from that guy at ABC Warehouse.

That is a really hot Catholic school boy haircut... parted on the side and a little fluffy... can't beat it... haha

hahahaha!! i love your commentary on those photos. they are very creepy, they turned my stomach honestly. He somehow looks handsome~maybe thats how he wooed brit, then he went back to the whitetrash look.

Great! Now that he's cleaned up, maybe he can get a job?

#200:

At first glance? Not bad, not bad at all... then he's just crazy looking. Seriously. Crazy, still.

And to whoever said he wasn't wearing the wife-beater? It's underneath.

188

if i did you shouild have called the poilce...i graduated in 79...did you have a hot older sister???

Holy Shit! A haircut, a shave, a good suit, a shirt and tie combination indicating ambiguous sexual orientation and professioal make up can make white trash look better? Mother of god! There's a fortune in this idea! We'll take a van full of pole smokers and send them around making white trash assholes look better, it'll be the next reality television hit!

199

brit was attracted to the bad-boy...otherwise she would have stayed with timber-shits...

#202

heh heh. ew. ok, i was 5 when you graduated. that ain't right.

i'm not sayin we didn't meet behind the mentor dq at some point, but i can bet my dad had a major problem with it. buzzkill.

You can take the guy out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the guy (you also can't buy class)...

205

yea, dads are funny like that...

maybe it could be like that anna nicole shit minus the 11 billion dollar fortune...

you can wheel me around great lakes mall...

i'm sure she loved him for more than his money!!!

#207
you brought a tear to my eye with the GLM shout out. r.i.p their old cement floors. (i served some nat'l record mart time in the early 90's). we'll get orange juliususses and p. floyd posters from newberrys.

you can take the guy out of the trailer park, but you can never fully delouse a man that smarmy. coke nail or no coke nail.

what's it going to take to put you in this chopped up ford focus today?

popo-wow!

How the hell does he play with his kids with those long disgusting claws. Eeeeeewww.

He does not not clean up in a house,
he does not clean up with a mouse,
he does not clean up here or there,
he does not clean up anywhere

he's a loser and does not deserve any of the compliments you nice people are giving him. And please, please stop ruining Ashton Kutcher's good name!

Wait, this can't be K-Fed cuz there's two of them. Last I heard, he did *not* have a twin...

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i'm surprised you did'nt vomit on your keypad when i said i graduated in 79...

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i'm surprised you did'nt vomit on your keypad when i said i graduated in 79...

there's always chucky cheese and the pop-up gopher game...

The guy in those photos is more definitely trying to sell me a used car or get me on a game show - can't tell which.

"The devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape."

My eyes!! My eyes!! The fact that I find K-Fuck vaguely attractive in this picture means I must now scoop out my eyeballs with the ritual Bambrick eyeball scoop (sent to me by Edna).

By the way, what is his $300,000 watch made out of, premium unleaded? What the fuck does it do, take a shit for him?

He still looks like a losery fuck-head no matter how you dress him up. Suck it Kevin!

#213
i'm so down with chuck. skee-ball's my forte. i actually went there in my 20's...won hundreds of tickets and gave them to less fortunates (i.e. actual children). i felt like angelina jolie. did you know they only let you have 2 beers at chuck e. cheese? somehow they feel beligerent drunks aren't kid-friendly.

old people can be fun. we'll paint flames on your hoverround.

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i'll bring an extra box of depends, then it's on...

only it's jaugerbombs at bw3...

He looks half-way decent and REALLY scary...UGH!

Oh my god. He looks...employable.

I think he looks hotter dressed as trailer trash - still, I would mess up his hair and do him anyway...

I think he looks like Tobey Maguire and that dude from the "Cures THEY Don't Want You to Know About" book infomercial, Kevin Trudeau had a love child.

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jager has a way of making people forget things.
one quick stop at cvs:
a box of depends, a pack of freedent, a case of schlitz, a news herald (for spills) and a laptop for correspondence.

Kevin, the British Butler.

"Are you being served, ma'dam?"

BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!

It is amazing what a little soap and water will do.

Corn rolls are fucking delicious with some fucking melted fucking butter. Fuck.

I wonder if they let him keep the suit or did they just burn it after the shoot?

I love corn rolls after an all night crack session.mmmmmmm....

He looks like Thurstin Howell IV and should be on a Yacht somewhere on the Hamptons!

Yes, he looks halfway decent now that he's discovered the uses of soap, but he looks helluva gay. He looks even gayer than when he was twirling his wrist in that Poopoopzao video of his.

Tom Cruise apparently isn't the only one who loves the cock.

I know I'm just silly, but I can't believe how good he looks in these pictures... I hate him but I want to do him!!

HE LOOKS LIKE THE PREPPY MURDERER

Sweet Jesus!! I feel like he's going to start serenading me any second. Like.. cheesy Jazz bar type serenade, not K-Fed serenade.

All I have to say is...

Are you sure that's Feder? ... or is it PAUL RUDD?! *gasp!*

He looks like he's smirking.

Actually, he's laughing at us all because we didn't marry into easy money like he did.

He looks like an adult to me.

My friend thinks he looks like Patrick Bateman, the guy from 'psycho.'

Edit: sorry, "American psycho"

Know what, Kevvie? The watch doesn't help. A bit.

Know what... He looks like Bob Saget. And to that I say...

"What a Saget"

He look's like Topher Grace... Or, Ashton... in fact, he could do a That 70's Show reunion all on his own.

Or, he could play in an autobiography of this guy:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YIzEIP3yUPwKoM:members.optusnet.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/michael-moore-fugly.jpg

I think I saw that same watch in a claw machine.

Ok, just because you LOOK like you are no longer contaigous doesn't mean you aren't.

Please....kill it before it spreads....

Holy crap. That's Kevin Federline?

Good Christ. He looks good. I'd even venture to say he looks attractive.

Of course, that doesn't make him any less a douchebag.

#50 LOL!!!!! your right, you can only polish a piece of shit for too long.... shitney on the other hand is a fuckin turd covered in glitter.

He looks like one of those cheap infomercial lawyers

God he looks hot
But then I remember who he is
Ew

He looks like a salesman of television during the world cup of football...

In my mind I imagine Kfed sneaking up behind David Asman of Fox News (this guy, http://tinyurl.com/h79ev one on right)
knocking him unconscious, then stealing his clothing and running around pretending to be him.

" Our real GDP has risen to 5.3%, while our unemployment rates have dropped to 5%. Even with the high oil prices... Last week the Dow Jones industrial average rose 63.45 however today closed down 12 from..."

It's amazing what nice clothing ...and a fucking haircut will do.
I'm glad this picture of him was taken before he's turned back into a pumpkin.

notice--he's not showing his discolored, cigarette-stained, teeth. If he had shown them people would have run away really fast.

Looks like John Edward is no longer the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

All cleaned up and still butt ass ugly.

Hell he looks even uglier clean cut

WHy is everybody all "Poor Britney, she deserves a better husband?" Pleaze! I say they deserve each other completely. THey both look and act trashy and retarded and I can hope they stay married for like 20 years. I can see it now, Britney is all fat and pregnant again with the rollers on her hair and wearing a mu-mu smoking a cigarette and having six children holding on to her legs and back screaming, "Mommy, mommy!" And K-Fed is all fat and por-bellied and balding and hairless and total Al Bundy without actually having a job and watching the tv while Brit nags at him. Ahh, beautiful picture would you say? It's like a Norman Rockwell painting. Pure Americana.

you can take the boy out the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the boy. what a piece of shit.

Hmmm... try this one on for size- it's a ring, not a fingernail. Guess he's not the only idiot around here.