May 4 2006Kelly Brook at Three UK premiere

graceful

Don't be jealous

FIRST!!!!

FUCK

or third...nice snatch....somewhere Tom Cruise is convulsing.

Um...is Billy Zane undergoing chemo? He used to be such a hottie...

it was a fluke. My "stay signed in" thingie actually worked.

schweet

jimmycracks da man

Wha? What the hell is up with Billy Zane? Why does he always look like he's wearing makeup? Jeezus! He freaks me the hell out.

woman actually :)

WHY must these photos post as I eat my tunafish sandwich? I don't know which makes me more nauseous, this chick's snatch or billy zane. god he hit the wall hard.

nice beaver :)

She da woman!

EWWWWWWWWW why celebs never wear any underwear!!! Im blind again, and I just recovered recently from watching Lindsay Lohan's ugly hanging ass damn it!

Gotta love these chicks who know they'll be photographed getting out of their car like that and still go w/o the panties.

Nice beav, btw.

I'd hit it.

EWWWW!!! SKANK!!!

Crotch shots are never sexy.

As Stacy and Clinton would say, THONG!, baby, THONG! when you wear a tight dress! You are going to a premiere of your own godamned movie and you know you are ging to be photographed by the world, and from every angle, so do you think, "Oh, what the hell! It's a great night to go commando with my Hiroshima survivor honey!" Oh, never mind--the word "think" presumes too much about this little 'tard.

Why is she with Noriyuki "Pat" Morita? Is she going to be the Next Next Karate Kid?

Why do people have no self respect?

And... thats not a flattering angle.

Male pattern baldness, ack.

He really should try to play a villain in the next graphic-novel-turned-movie. That could really help out his career.

Besides, a lady knows how to properly enter and exit a car while wearing a dress. EEWW.

Maybe she can donate her pubes to Billy's hair transplant for his dome.

I'd wax it, then hit it.

pink_nip's picture:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060503/i/ra3638003344.jpg?x=380&y=301&sig=.3TDMwGz1f4iLs48k3jM5w--

26. Hahahahahahahahah pube transplant hahahahahahahha

ok, this is a first for me on the superficial: who the fuck is this 'ho? (i even new who bai ling was, for fuck's sake)

# 28 - is that Edna?

Where's wally?

whoever she is, it looks like she was on her knees recently--that's quite a bruise...

#22 - "no self respect" ...umm what planet are u from if a woman wearing a NORMAL length dress wears no panties...she doesnt want the FUCKIN THONG LINE TO SHOW...its not her fault the damn photographer took a pic of her getting outta the car....then someone fuckin zoomed the camera in to see some hair...shit..give the woman a break...she was trying to get freaky in the car before hand....i give her mad kudos...

@13-Thanks, she just got it stuffed.

Shes so pretty! what the hell is she doing with that loser! He looks like a Manniquin! after Titanic, what has he done?

@ 31 no I think is that sherry_co..cksucker

Looks like some sort of flatulence problem blew out the back of her dress - the poor dear.
At least she can smile about it.

I barely know who Billy Zane is. So who is Kelly Brook? Oh yeah, she's someone nobody knows who is trying to get famous by flashing her pubes.

Brook before the big night: "Now let me get this right: a bouncy-backed blue polyester dress, costume jewellery, blood red CVS nail polish, a knockoff Gucci bag, plastic Payless shoes, and a cancer patient on my arm! I'm ready to go. Oh, wait, let me take off my panties first--nothing goes better with a bouncy-backed blue ployester dress!"

Hey Megan! he is not a loser, well he used to be hot, ok, age happens

Not to salt anyone's game, but if you look carefully at the very first picture, you can see the faint outine of bikini-style underwear -- I think they're dark, and so you can see it through the dress. I don't really think that's her puss; just dark panties. Disappointing, yes.

Whereas the MARIAH puss shot a while back on the SF was authentic. And gross.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/29/mariah_carey_shows_off_her_bea.html

it looks so hairy and stinky but i can't seem to look away...

Sweet, you may be right... I see it too...

I liked Billy Zane in Zoolander.

"Hey Derek, you rock."
"Thanks, Billy Zane."

Kelly, Kelly, quite contrary......Damn I forgot the rest......

...How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockel shells, and pretty maids all in a row."
Could be an analogy for her snatch.

Kelly Brook has been famous in Britain as a model/tv presenter/famous girlfriend of people for about 8-10 years. She is very very popular with the fellas.

mmmmmm brown panties,,,oooooohh yeaahh tell me more baby!!

does *anyone* know who this bitch is?

Feed_Me_Chocolate... I know... when Derek said "Thanks, Billy Zane", I laughed sooooo hard! That movie was great.

-There's more to life thatn just being really really good looking.

-Oh, like none of your friends died in a freak gasoliene fighting accident.

-They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it.

-Put a cork in it, Zane.

-What IS this? A CENTER FOR ANTS???

-Listen to your friend Billy Zane

-So I was freeclimbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, havent you been smoking peote for the last six days, and isnt it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius.

-Merman father...merman.

-Oh, I'm sorry! Did my pin get in the way of your @$$!

who would wear brown hairy panties? (shut up, sherry-co)

#52... pinky_nip would.

kelly brook + kelly lebrock = two whores

I hardly ever wear panties...

what happens if u leak?!

How classless. Do you have no sense of propriety?

#43 how can something "look stinky"? Do you have smellivision or something? Anyway... I don't know who the heck this girl is but she totally gives me a boner. Very cute.

who is she??

She looks all happy with the pretty dress and the red nails.. and BOOM... her day is ruined!

I have no idea who she is.

Oh, I'm sorry! Did my pin get in the way of your ASS!

Upon further inspection, I am sure they are in fact brown panties. Awful color, I know, but brown is the color du jour for a lot of high-end lingerie companies. Like La Perla. Also, some of the new DKNY lingerie is brown.

#31 and #37.. nope! It's pinky_nip

I have to imagine that anyone saying "gross" or "eeew, it's hairy!" about this woman is either a thirteen year old boy or a fatty fat girl of any age.

I don't know who this chick is, but she's smoking hot.

Also, women have bush. If they are hot and they show it, this is a good thing.

Not wild about the back of the dress, but for you morons claiming that she's classless or yucky, the day you step out of a $350,000 car looking like a million bucks with a beautiful body and face, certainly, let us all know. We'll be soooo impressed.

Zane looks like a clown. Too bad, always liked him.

I'd definitely trap my beast in her untill it vomits!!!

Ok... I hate it when people post "Who?", but honestly, I have to say, Who?? At the What premiere?? And when did Billy Zane get the facial skin graft?

#65 You speak the truth and you said it very well.

Brazilians have the right idea. Chop down that Amazon rain forest and I'd hit it.

Thanks #66.

And I never had sex again.

Dr. Evil SCORES!!!!!!!!!! That guy gets all the babes...I bet he told her he'd release these upskirts if she didn't pay him ONE MILLION DOLLARS! HA HA HA HA HA!

thanks 48, i had no idea who the chick was.

I don't get the no underwear thing. What's wrong with a g-string? Hate to gross anyone out, but there's this natural occurence with women that is called "discharge". Where does that shit go with no underwear? Think snail trails underneath that frock, guys.

sweetcheeks, you are an idiot. No matter what color, panties DO NOT have hair. I know you don't believe me, but check it out, it's true.

73 - I understand some women have discovered hygiene.

#51 I've been on Mt Vesuvius like 5 times in my lifetime and if you would have gone there I would def. have pushed your fucking dumbass in.............

#74

My boxers have hair. It's on the inside but still.

I'm a chick and can't understand the no underwear thing. If I don't want panty lines, then I wear pantyhose alone. Maybe when I'm post-menopausal and dried up, I could go commando. I see no underwear and I think, "Geez, you have to use lube much?"

giggity giggity giggity. owlriiiiiiiight.

Did anyone else notice that conservative was spelled incorrectly. . .
*Conversative

Drunk?

Pantyhose? I'm sure Tom Cruise (who's pretty nutty about the cock) watched a woman put on pantyhose. A deciding moment in young tom's life.

Panty hose = Gross
Bare legs + snail trails = YUM

@ 81, I like the funny pun about "nutty cocks" ahahahahaha

Voted best body in England, That chickadee is smokin.

TCLTC, I want a commitment from everyone that you will boycott Anal Impossible 3!

Who's with me!

@75
Um. That's fucking retarded. Having good personal hygiene has nothing to do with whether or not you have vaginal discharge, you dillweed. However, allowing said vaginal discharge to ooze down your leg instead of having something to catch it in, DOES have something to do with personal hygiene. Ask your mom about this and I'm sure she'll explain it.

Tom Cruise will be out in L.A. today for a fan screening and I hear he doesn't wear panties either ...

http://kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/2006/05/see-tomkat-in-person-no-joke.html

Billy Zane has always looked like a smug large mouthed bass. This picture proves it forever...

mamacita = Spanish for persistent discharge.

I don't need to ask my mom - I asked yours while I was shaving her back last night.

she's not hairy, it's actually quite bikini waxed in there...

#85 you protest a bit too strongly. You must be really cheesey down there.

if only this dam monitor was edible... I'd eat that taco

@88

mamacita=Spanish for my mom is dead so it must've been Mike's mom's back you were shaving

@90

I'm protesting the stupidity of what is obviously a man. And, oh look, it's another man. What the hell do you know about feminine bodily functions?

P.S. My mom's not really dead, but it was still Mike's mom you fucked after the back wax.

P.P.S. NORMAL Vaginal discharge is not cheesy. That's what your mom's looks like because she's baking up a loaf of sourdough. At least that's what newbondsux told me.

#88 - Oooh! Zing! Fucking retard. Newbondsux+vaginal discharge=Daniel Craig.
Also, wearing/not wearing panties has nothing to do with hygiene.

whats with women not wearing underwear when they have a dress on? thats gotta be about the dumbest thing ever

that's not her vagina! That's part of her dress (the dark part) and the other thing is her leg. No telling whether there's here or not, or whether its a vagina or a penis either. I think she looks great though

It is a shame what has happened to this site. At the beginning we made fun of celebrities because they are superficial and that deserves to be mocked. Now it's evolved into making fun of fellow posters for completely superficial reasons. I never understood how criticizing people behind the anonymity of an Internet ID can be so fulfilling but you do see it all over the 'net. I guess if people can't feel good about themselves in their real lives it is easy to create some false identity that is all that you wish you could be. Many of you are truly funny so it is sad that you need to add character assassination and racism to your otherwise funny posts.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

awwww...look...it's mamacita's yapping lapdog jacq to the rescue. I think when mamacita said, "However, allowing said vaginal discharge to ooze down your leg instead of having something to catch it in..." she must have meant you. you cute little discharge catcher, you...

OK, you have your opinion and you're entitled. However, nobody's chaining anybody to this site. Also, who's being racist?

Is that what George Bush called "fuzzy math?"

I am so laughing at the hilarity of lamebananas picking on me. Man, you're tougher than Rosie O'Donnell on crack!

You're fucking AWESOME.

No run along and change your name you big fat baby.

@96 I agree with you...

now fuck-off

96: "aww, boo-hoo, I don't like this post anymore because you guys a so MEAN"

loser

Is it me or does Zane look the long lost twin of the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?

@103

I think he looks like a young, bald Marlon Brando. Except he's doing that eyebrow thing like The Rock. And he's wearing makeup. And he scares me.

http://www.filmworld.com.au/clips/archival/Marlon%20Brando.jpg

OMFG #28! My eyes, my eyes!!!!! agh!! I'll never be able to clear that image out of my head!

me likey the beaver

you guys are so damn stupid thats a god damn brown underwear. have you ever seen such straight flat down hair that right next to a thigh doesnt at all go up or anything but yet is thick as a forest and perfectly symmetrical. omg u guy take a closer look

MY CHURCH GROUP CURED BILLY ZANE OF THE GAY MANY YEARS AGO. I JERKED OFF IN KELLY BROOKS LIBTURD SALAD!!!

thong/gstring = piece of material up your ass all day long

wedgie = piece of material up your ass until you tug your underwear back into place

i'll pass on the thong, thanks. i spent my formative years avoiding the bad boys who got their yuks giving the girls on the playground a wedgie. i'm not about to give myself one now.

i go commando every single day of my life (yup, even those days, god created tampons for a reason) i haven't yet met a man who didn't think it was hot, especially when i flash the beaver before i walk out the door in a suit and heels.

ergo, i love to see a hot woman flash it.

one man (or woman's) slutty is another man's sexy.

The TRANSPORTER looks funny there, but he sure is transporting a fine piece of meat this time...........

Does anyone care to fill me in on #108? Or is it not worth explaining, as I suspect? And why is does this guy keep jerking off in people's salads?

PS I agree with 96. You people are funny, you should just ignore the people who aren't. No one's being racist now but it definitely happens a lot on this site. I think it's okay to be politically incorrect as long as it's funny, and you're not just saying something like, "screw you, [insert derogatory term here]."

Billy Zane is about two plastic surgery operations away from becoming Michael Jackson.

Hairpie or no hairpie, this girl's got a smoking body.

How strange? when faced with a picture of kelly brook's lady parts I find myself more concerned by the fact that in the first picture her shoes don't appear to fit her very well. I think there might be something wrong...
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Damn, that Billy Zane must be hung like a Clysdale to have that kind of talent hanging on his arm.

He looks like fucking Quasimoto for God's sake!

you sound so disgusted by the fact that she doesn't shave it all off. um hi, women have public hair too, bitch.

Am I the only one that thinks that these pictures of Kelly Brook are hot? That woman is beautiful! Billy Zane is one lucky mofo.

Thank you, Superficial, for the close-up shots of her beaver.

As Paris would say, "That's hot!"

screw you, booface

OK... WOW! I love her SHOES!

OH, LET ME TELL YOU, CONDOLEEZZA RICE IS WAY HOTTER THAN THIS LIBTARD CHICK, KELLY BROOK. CONDI IS A HOT LITTLE GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK THAT ID LOVE TO DIP MY VANILLA WAFER IN.

I KNOW you didn't just call me a booface, Fisher.

You are so racist.

Hey Secure American Whitey: you're hurting my ears with all that yelling. Settle down, Beavis.

Note to self: Never wear brown underwear unless you're black.

#75 I have to agree with mamacita. I would say however, that on dry days, it would be perfectly fine to go commando. Maybe Kelly was dry that day. Otherwise, EWWWWW! There's alot to be understood about the vagina. Learn about it here:

http://www.pamf.org/teen/health/femalehealth/discharge.html

FIRST!!!! MUAHAHAH!

WOW PHOTOSHOP'D VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brown undies came in handy when i had that stomach virus last summer

Booface:

The gay white pride american sperm guzzler has some kind of thing against retarded librarians. They mis-filed all the Dr. Suess books and he's got a serious bug up his ass about it.

Not sure why he's such a chronic masturbater, or why he gets turned on by salads.

Check out this edible hairpie

http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slideshow.jsp?Uc=186e4lmd.iq8k3vx&Uy=-y03htv&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0&mode=fromshare&conn_speed=1

127

HAHAHA!! That wasn't supposed to be a picture of my dog. I'm such a loser. The hairpie is the last picture in the album, which I can't believe I just sent to all of you. I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die now. Bye.

Brown underwear?! WTF? It's her little, neatly clipped and trimmed bush! Mine looks the same way. By keeping it trimmed, my pubes are straight. Long enough to be softer than stubble, short enough not to stick out all over the place. Brown underwear, you guys kill me...
MAN did. Would a woman create a bleached cotton plug with dioxin, rayon, synthetic chemicals, binders, and fillers? Ah, wonderful cotton, those fields are more exposed to pesticides than other crops.
Dioxins are carcinogenic, harmful to the inside of the vagina, and known to potentially cause endometriosis. It can also cause problems with the immune system and reproductive system for both women and men (can lower sperm count).
Yep, must have been a man who decided that sticking a little bacterial infection causing bomb in a major body orifice was a good idea.
Yet, like millions of other women, I'll wear the damn thing, when I have to.

Do we have a back room we could put mr.secure white american in....maybe throw newbondsux in there so mr. whitey can show him some discharge, maybe a tossed salad?

that's actually a hideous patterned underwear.Look at the top right side/down on the left side, you can see a tiny bit of white pinkish flower against a green-brown background.

Case closed, Sherlock.

Oops, A line got deleted from my post...
"...you guys kill me...
#109, God didn't create tampons, MAN did..."

kelly brook is totally hot.. she has an awesome body. Seeing as how she usually has inappropriate body parts on display, i would nt be surprised if she did this on purpose.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Oh yes, #131, flowers, I can see it,...that and the head of the Virgin Mary! Oh, and maybe even Jimmy Hoffa, too!

FIRST

SWEET JESUS..there goes my lunch
thisis worse than MAriah Carey's beaver ew ew ew ew

Billy Zane!

now now shittierthanmeganharris - what did I ever do to you? I'm sure you're familiar with back rooms, and judging from the stench and that spoltch on your chin - also with discharge, but our first exchange need not be so confrontational.

Billy Zane!

be mindful of tcltc good day

I have been out to eat for 3 days in a row, with my imaginary girlfriend (we'll call her Jess. A.) at 3 different restaraunts in 3 different cities. At all of them I ordered a Ceaser salad, and no sooner than it arrived, then some guy wearing an American Flag trenchcoat and a George Bush mask show up, and jerks off into it. Quite a bit of the ol' man juice for such a tiny penis. Well, I sent the first 2 back, but the 3rd time, I was like "well, already got a raw egg in it, how unsanitary could this be?" So I tossed my salad (hehehe)and took a bite. Has the same flavor effect as feta cheese. I'll be in St. Louis tonight, lil' fella.

Don't know who this chick is but DAMN! I would go after it like a hound dog goes for the kitty litter box!

#131 I can't believe you actually made me stare at her bush. :p

Oh that is just WRONG. Isn't there waxing on every corner in Hollywood? Don't you get it done at Starbucks now? Nasty!

can you get that waxing with or without whipped cream?

now now #136, kiss kiss, lick lick

the question is, are you indeed prettier than megan harris

#129 Tracie's right on the sperm count thing,you know. I've just inserted a tampon in my penis and only a tiny drop of snot squeezed out.

like Jessica Rabbit in non-cartoon form

Is she having her period or something? Cause, like, the carpet's all red....

Ugh.. somebody better sanitize that car seat before the sun hits that kelly juice, double gross.
Ladies, if you're gonna get on man's car wear some fuckin' panties..or put some on after you put out.
And WHAT THE FUCK happened to Billy Zane, he's becoming flatter like he's being squished down.

is a shame what has happened to this site. At the beginning we made fun of celebrities because they are superficial and that deserves to be mocked. Now it's evolved into making fun of fellow posters for completely superficial reasons. I never understood how criticizing people behind the anonymity of an Internet ID can be so fulfilling but you do see it all over the 'net. I guess if people can't feel good about themselves in their real lives it is easy to create some false identity that is all that you wish you could be. Many of you are truly funny so it is sad that you need to add character assassination and racism to your otherwise funny posts.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted

she's fabulous... at least while she's young.

I still think Billy Zane is cool...

'put a cork in it, Zane!'

( I think you posted that one before lame bananas. Is that a template ?) (I agree, of course, my real name is Binky)
I just remembered where I saw Billy Zane before.
Krusty with chemo

@149

God, you suck. Did you seriously just post something that someone else posted, in its entirety, and act as if you came up with it? I wish you'd get hit by a runaway dunebuggy. Do ya see, bjpack? Now, do you see why people make fun of lameass?

96. Posted by bjpack on May 4, 2006 02:27 PM

It is a shame what has happened to this site. At the beginning we made fun of celebrities because they are superficial and that deserves to be mocked. Now it's evolved into making fun of fellow posters for completely superficial reasons. I never understood how criticizing people behind the anonymity of an Internet ID can be so fulfilling but you do see it all over the 'net. I guess if people can't feel good about themselves in their real lives it is easy to create some false identity that is all that you wish you could be. Many of you are truly funny so it is sad that you need to add character assassination and racism to your otherwise funny posts.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

I'm about to switch my allegiance to Prettierthanmeganharris. I'm easy that way - and meganharris never even says hi. by the way, i think it's sad that this site used to...oh shut the f up, bananas, bjpack, et al.

Your so wise.... Your like a mini buddha..... Covered in fur

Wasn't she on Smallville or something like that? Quite pretty other than the gyno shots, though.

Billy Zane looks like a gay Col. Kurtz, however. "I thaw a thnail crawling along the edge of a thrait rathor, and boy wath it thexthy!" *shudder*

Oh Baxter, You Are My Little Gentleman. I'll Take You To Foggy London Town, Because You Are What? My Little Gentleman.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

In Europe we're not so old-fashioned as in the USA and don't need to wear any panties in springtime. OH no!

hah! snail trail!
my whole life, i've wished that i could leave a shiny, iridescent trail behind me wherever i go. like a snail.
now i know how! i'll just forgo the underwear and drag my vag along the ground!

does anyone else find it strange that billy seems to have plucked his eyebrows skinnier than kelly's?

Just a bad pic of Billy, he's still sexy...mmmm baby.
Newbondsux, you naughty naughty boy, go to the back room for your spanking!

#85 if you have vaginal discharge oozing down your legs, i suggest you pay a visit to the doctors. perhaps your boyf has been fucking Paris, cus that is not normal. Nor is it usually necessary to have to wear panties to catch the bucket loads of secretions it sounds like you are producing.
Kelly Brook looks amazing.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

#61 - I bet what you don't know could fill the Grand Canyon.

#96 - Ok. Bye!

Italian - It goes:
Kelly, Kelly
Quite so hairy
How does your cunt hair grow?
With silver hair and crotches bare
And pretty warts, all in a row.

I was thinking more along the lines of

Kelly, Kelly quite contrary, shave that pussy it's to damn hairy.....ooooooohhhhhh

yours is Paris pussy no doubt.......

(_o_)

@162

OK, let me explain this to you. There's a thing called "physics". As part of this "physics", there is something called the "law of gravity". In case you are unaware of the meaning of this "gravity", here it is:

"The gravitational attraction of the Earth endows objects with weight (Or without it. Even light falls) and causes them to fall to the ground when dropped."

Now, assuming that ANY amount of vaginal discharge has weight, even if it's a single tiny drop, this would mean that said drop would then fall to the ground or the closest available surface, otherwise known as a leg. In closing, let's equate this to a similar substance in a man. If you were very aroused, but in public, and you had a small amount of pre-ejaculate fluid coming out of your dick, and you were not wearing underwear, where would this fluid then go? Yeah, that's what I thought. You suck.

I doubt Milton Berle there is up to that kind of work, but he definitely used his micro-fame to reasonably good effect. I'd enter that beaver faster than the skinner at the stove-pipe hat factory.

I would eat that bush right after i combed the dingleberries from her woolly turd hole

what im trying to say is that i find her attractive!

cute dress

not so cute vag=(

Ok then it's settled. Let's recap:
1. Kelly (whoever she is) is a hottie.
2. That is her beaver.
3. It looks delicious.
4. Women should never wear underwear.
Awesome. I'm glad we cleared that up. Now on to tomorrow's posts. Good Night.

114: Posted by sarie2304 on May 4, 2006 03:28 PM

you sound so disgusted by the fact that she doesn't shave it all off. um hi, women have public hair too, bitch.

PERFECT Freudian slip! Public hair? Yep. I'd say so!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

I vote for brown undies. It doesn't look like the texture of hair. Brazilians rock, and no, not the people. Well, okay, them too.

BTW, Billy Zane is still kinda quirky-sexy. I remember when he was sooooooo hot. We all get old; some just don't age as well as others.

BTW, TCLTC

Who knew Billy Zane could do such a killer Bette Davis impression? He just needs to switch outfits with his date to complete the look.

<3 #96 <3

Scene: Back at the hideout, dividing the stolen cash.
Billy Zane: "and one for you..."
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman): "what about me boss??"
Billy Zane: "and one for you..."
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman #2): "and me boss?"
Billy Zane: "and one for you..."
Bugs Bunny (dressed as henchman #3) "me too boss?"
Billy Zane: "and one for you..."
Bugs Bunny (as himself): "and ahh... what about me, boss?"
Billy Zane: "and one for you...(Doubletake) the rabbit!!"

Aaron, I had to go back and look at that pic, but ahahahahahahaha, you're right. Holy shit that's funny.

Corn bread. Ain't nothin wrong with that.

@174
I think I wuv you

Kelly Brook's pretty. And she has a great body.
You're right, wearing knickers isn't hygienic.
But I can see why some men might find that arousing.

That classic shit brought back good memories #174, good times.

Okay, for once and fucking all, it's brown lace panties. Like these:

http://www.smartbargains.com/go.sb?s=SE&deptId=9&catId=2133&prodId=1038310085&sp=All+Products%2f%2f%2f%2fUserSearch%3dbrown+panties%7c%7c%7c%7c%7c&pagename=prod

Look again -- you can see a lace pattern. Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as brown underwear.

Click the little "brown" swatch for the full effect. I know the panties show up blue.

I'll go get some carbons and a pen for your written apologies.

No apology needed, it's her snatch. You can see the outline of her bellybutton and her nipples through this fabric, she's can't worry about thong strap lines.

Does Billy Zane look like he got a bad collagen job in his lips?

Nah, he's just sucked way too much dick. The casting couch has been cruel to him.

Cant tell if thats bush or not; sure looks like it. Maybe she can shave it and put it on dude's head. Anyway, why should she expect to get pics taken of the beaver when she has a below the knee dress? and ladies, lots of guys like the commando style for ya (although usually only if its accompanied by the shaven look). Easy, clean access. Nice and aired out. No musty scent. Like a warm summer breeze.