OMG First!!!!!

She looks particularly drugged in that photo.

Why are train wrecks so interesting to watch.

The train coming Katie look out. I give it three days before Tom starts calling her Fat Kate.

So What? I wear nursing boxer-briefs and you don't hear anyone talking about it.

What a F'N MESS!

Mm and she looks just absolutely shattered... I think it's time for her parents to kidnap her and hide her away for the next 30 years till Tom kicks the bucket!

Oof, girlfriend looking kinda rough.

And on a cock related matter, I've been reading that Mission Impossible 3 is NOT meeting box office expectations, so maybe it's the beginning of the end for mr gayjeans over there.

nice titsling! and i'm pretty sure tom is wearing kate's pre-pregger jeans...

Peek-a-boob

Kinda applies to both of them

I feel sorry for that stupid bitch. Hindsight is 20/20 isn't it, sweetie-pie?

Man, the lifts in his shoes get bigger and bigger. He is 5'7" and she is 5'11" in real life and look at that photo. Ew. I hope she gets some deprogramming help soon. That'll make for a high-rated Oprah episode.

If your mom jeans fit your supposedly macho husband better than they fit you...

....YOU'VE GOT A GAY.

Don't hate. It is obvious TomKat had to grab a quick meal. Milk does the crazies good.

Love,
Hunky Tomato

Poor Katie. Sold out for her career to "help" Tom's big movie and now all she has is a new 10 year older matronly look and a husband who loves the cock.

Maybe I can't confirm the latter but the former is obvious.
Damn this girl use to actually look cute.

Don't they mean "Kate Holmes wears a nursing bra"? Katie is a young girl's name. Kate is a child bearing woman. Maverick said so.

talk to me Goose. talk to me

do your tits hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your tits hang looooowwwwww

is he clutching her hand extra hard in that foto as to make sure she doesnt run away?

TCLTC x 2

*paws at Katie's lefty*

Meow.

What the HELL?! How is it that you don't notice something like that? I wore a nursing bra with both my kids and I'll tell you one thing-they're not made for wearing with lacy lingerie-type tops. Not only that, but as a general rule, you only have it open when you're actually FEEDING the baby. Maybe she gives Tom a little taste every now and then. I guess a lactating breast is as close to an ejaculating penis as he can get right now.

I don't feel that we're getting enough coverage of these two. Tom seems to have changed outfits since the last article and I don't remember seeing an article about him changing.

Where and how was that photo taken? It's been edited. The drop shadow and tom and katie is completely wrong. The picture is a fake.

Look at that jawline. It reminds me of a certain Paris-Hilton-impersonator!

I have a theory that involves the REAL Katie Holmes being ball-gagged with her eyelids pryed open, forced to watch scientology propoganda films spliced in with the underwear scene from Risky Business, while Tom galavants around with an impostor.

Damn you Superfish. Damn you to heck. I didn't know those "check my nipples out, soldier" bras had a function beyond erotic entertainment. I feel kinda woozy. *penis hides in shame*

@21

Shut up.

Nah, I don't think it's fake even though the shading might be a little off, the gay ratio to cockality proportion is just right.

In real life Katie is taller than Tom. I call "photoshop!" Plus she just had a baby- she wants to be comfy, not wearing some idiotic-looking lingerie.

FIRtS!1!!

"Smile, bitch. Pretend you're happy or I'll squeeze your fingers til they're crushed into dust."

Who cares if it's fake? Since when do we need factual information on this site in order to make fun of people? Seriously.

If you listen real close, you can hear her soul dying...

Oh that crazy Tom Cruise and his cock-loving ways.They say insanity is a sign of genius,but nope...no..he's still a fucking 'tard.

OH MY GAWD!!! It's a thetan in a titsling!!!!

This is a desperate attempt to tell the world the baby is real. I just don't know how Tom Cruise didn't notice it, or even Katie. I would hope if I was walking around with my penis hanging out of my fly, I would at least notice it or my girlfriend would tell me --

Anyway - if you want to see some more pictures of Katie and Tom from the same day, they can be found here:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/08/katie-holmes-flaunts-her-nursing-bra-with-tom-cruise/

As a matter of fact, I would definately not tell my girlfriend just so I could make fun of her later. haha.

maybe she's self conscience, because for the first time, she has boobs

what happened? She looks like she's aged 10 years. She once was a fairly pretty girl. Now she has dark circles under her eyes & she has got to have put on 20lbs...one word sums up this picture...MOOOOOOOOOOOO

i actually like her jeans.

Her transformation into a man is almost complete.........Stallion no likey

Katie looks exactly like my mom in that pic. and my mom is 56 years old. seriously

poor Joey Potter...she's a goner

I have to agree with you #33. If she doesnt have the insert that covers her breast on, then her boob is bare against her shirt. And if you have ever breast fed, it takes very little to stimulate your breasts to leak. That would mean if she leaked it would just go all over her clothes...it gives new meaning to "got milk"

Phillip Seymour Hoffman revealed as father of Katie's baby:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Haha, new meaning to got milk.

I wonder if they're on their way to fat camp..oh I mean 'buff brides.'

#34 what does "self conscience" mean? Is that a form of Scientology?

Katie is an idiot. We all know this. That is not a nursing bra. She just got her leash wrapped around her while Tom was taking her for her afternoon walk. Kind of like my dumb dog.

whats with all the pathetic shameless plugs for peoples lame ripoff superficial blogs??

Another perfectly good rack going to hell...

I thought scientology didn't allow mothers to breastfeed the babies... they were supposed to give them honey

2 things...Tom is dressed like a total nerd...and holy cow i didnt realize how ugly katie holmes was. She looks miserable

her eyes are pleading...she seems like she's in so much pain

my god im still shocked at how katie looks. i mean if you go look at pics of her on dawsoms creek there is NO resemblence to this photo

I don't care what kind of fitness program she's been going through; didn't she give birth a week or so ago? Shouldn't she still have, on, I don't know, just a LITTLE bit of the seven hundred pounds she gained? I also think the nursing bra is a ploy, because there's no way her "handlers" would let that go unnoticed unless they wanted it to be seen.

You know, the jeans might make her look old, but how could you ignore her face? She practically has jowls! Look at all the wrinkles on her cheek and forehead. She really does look 55.

We need to stage an intervention, guys. An intervention with M16s and chloroform.

Let's do this.

anyone notice, that in some pictures, Katie looks real pretty, and then others she is down right homely?

She's just trying to keep up the charade. See guys?! I am wearing a nursing bra! That means I was REALLY pregnant!
I guess when you get together with Tom, he takes your make-up away? She looks like that ad for dark under eye circles.
I surprised he doesn't make her walk in the street while he's on the curb to be taller than her.

What you can't see in the photo is that Tom has her hand cuffed to him so she can't get away.

Someone should give her a big ol' pair of bolt cutters for her birthday.

Poor "Kate". Just look at her. There is NO resemblance to this sallow-faced matronly frump to the Katie Holmes that we used to know.
Failing to button up her bra and to even attempt to do her hair is just an outward sign of her inward surrender to TC and Xenu's mind-numbing death rays.

On the other hand, Katie, you stupid stupid bitch, you got what you asked for, didn't you? Didn't you? You were just so tickled that your childhood idol took an interest in you, so that you ignored the warnings of your family and your own good sense to fawn over him and surrender every last bit of your free will. Die, Kate, DIE.

#53
That's great! Walking on the curb!

Ugh I can only imagine their house, all her clothing full of breast milk stains and reeking of old cheese, Tom's all covered in semen and placenta vomit, their latina servants all groosed out.

God, those jeans are horrendous. Why in the hell are they making a comeback, who wants to dress like a 50 year old woman? Ugh. Like I want to wear what my MOM is wearing, no thank you. Please, for the future of humanity, DO NOT BUY THOSE STUPID JEANS!!! What's next, high-waisted acid washed w/zippers up the legs? I'll just keep my flares/bootcuts, those tight legs are just plain UGLY. And what's with that jacket, it looks like she made it on a sewing machine out of a tablecloth or a curtain. She's hit the wall, NEXT!!!

FIRST!

There is nothing else that states BIG TURN-OFF...I know she just had a baby but for GOD sake's fix yourself up a little. She looks as if she is living up to her last name "HOLMES-ly"

Forget the bra, the interesting thing is that she hasn't taken that gold Cartier bracelet off in the last couple of days. Heard Tom got it as an early Mother's Day gift.

okay, so what did we all think of MI3? cuz i *know* some of u superficials saw it... i was pissed cuz Felicity had almost top billing and was barely in it. wtf?

What are you talking about? Gloria Vanderbilt jeans totally ROCK! Their tapered leg gives you a nice pear shape, and the high waist makes anyone look like their abodomen look like your 70 year old grandmother, not to mention the added bonus of the waistband cutting into your bellybutton.

I got a Land-Sack,
I got Land-Balls,
I got a Land-Cock --
Who could ask for anything more?

Went to see MI3 or "Tom Cruise's Alias" and it was exactly that.
Hoffman was great in it, but at the same time he was barely in it.

meh, catch it on DVD, or better yet download it

any bets on when she gets preggers again? I highly doubt she will return to acting, at least not at the same level. I read somewhere he said that "he couldn't to do a movie with Kate"...That will probably sum up her acting career.

Is he wearing lifts? I hear thats looked down upon by fellow midget's, I mean little people, I mean Trotter.........

It wont take long for her to be made pregnant again, Maverick surely has ample supplies of semen stashed ,from all types of donors.

Or they can pump some from his stomach.

that poor, poor girl!

#61 - That's the Cartier Love bracelet. It is supposed to be put on and has a special lock/hinge. They key is supposed to be kept by the person who gave it to you as a symbol of an eternal, everlasting bond. I only know because I want one for my birthday, which would be sweet from my boyfriend. With Tom,
it's just fucking psycho, but no, not interesting at all.

Is katie holmes dating Corey Hart? Looking at the pic and the huge (fake) flash it seems like it is clearly night, yet Tom's still rockin his womanly shades.

Tom, when Corey did it, it was cool. When you wear sunglasses at night, I can only blame scientology or suppressed homosexuality. TCLTC

I'd like to give her a pearl bracelet. Excuse me, Land-Bracelet.

This picture has cheered me up. When I saw the one of them at the MI3 premier, I was gutted that she didn't look like an utter hag, as I was expecting.

#21: I concur, I know Photoshop 5 when I see it.. Look closely at their hands and also what is Tom's ball sack doing in Kate's bra?- obvious manipulation

Here is a close up of that picture of Katie, if you look directly below the bra sling, you can make out a nipple. Which means that she definitly went out in public without putting the inserts on to cover her nipples. No doubt by the time they reached back home her shirt had to have been crusted up & sticky from milk leaking all over everything. YUCK!!

http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/5-8-2006%20-%20Katie%20Holmes%20-%20Tom%20Cruise%20-%201.jpg

And I said what about Breakfast with Land-Man
She said, "I think I remember his balls,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got"

I wear my sunglasses at night...
Don't mess around on a guy in shades, oh no.
Does that invoke scary/Rick Springfield stalker-ish images for anyone else?

unless...Tom sucked up the excess..in that case the only thing that will be crusty & sticky would be Toms lips....but then we all know how much Tom loves having crusty & sticky lips...

Congratulations, "The Superficial," you have helped undermine the opening of M:i:III with your constant TomKat postings.

I, for one, am so sick of seeing him that the thought of *paying* to see him is out of the question. Maybe one day I will see the movie when it's shown on HBO.

My grandmother has better fashion sense and she's been dead 10 years.

WOW, the arrogance is truly astounding, they're not even trying to be careful to hide the fact that she gave birth to Chris Kleins baby in January. I agree, an obvious attempt to squash these revelations with the bra. Apparently a fan asked her about her baby weight at the premiere Friday...she replied "I haven't lost that much yet" She "gave birth" TWO WEEKS AGO. Can we hear from all the mothers here....how long before you left your baby and went out two or three times in one week, and is it even possible when your breast feeding a 2 week old baby??? Yea, no, this baby is 4 months old, believe me, if they don't rent a baby for the first appearance, we won't see this kid for months. How the fuck is her stomach flat after she had the largest baby bump in Hollywood history???

I hope this works.

i have known people to give birth and be back in a size 2 in less than 3 weeks, totally fucking ridiculous but it can happen...

Does this freak anyone else out besides me?

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/weekinphotos?GT1=7701

Whoah...that was gross Pinky.

#85: I know!!!! I know people post grotesque pics on here all the time, but I came across that and nearly fainted.

She looks upset, as though there are "Things" going on behind closed doors that she wants no one to know about .... very sad .... She looks awful ... I remember after Brooke Shields, Reese Witherspoon, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Heidi Klum and Elle McPherson all had babies, they looked awesome after ... Maybe she needs to borrow their trainer ??

#84 that is one butt ugly woman!!

For being so fat, then having an average baby, how in HELL DID SHE LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT!?!?!?!?!
My kid is almost 2 and I still wear maternity clothes.

No I'm joking, but seriously....it must have been a fake belly for the last 3 months....

Star Jones is looking quite similar to how the Dodo bird was drawn in that classic Warner Brothers cartoon were Porky Pig went looking for it.

#84 - I am waiting, and praying, for the day that someone shoots that woman in the face. She is the butt-fucking ugliest, self-loving bitch I have ever heard tell of. There is no way that Al is straight. A face/body like that could turn (insert hyper-womanizing male celebrity name here - I'm having writer's block) into a homosexual.

#84 - I am waiting, and praying, for the day that someone shoots that woman in the face. She is the butt-fucking ugliest, self-loving bitch I have ever heard tell of. There is no way that Al is straight. A face/body like that could turn (insert hyper-womanizing male celebrity name here - I'm having writer's block) into a homosexual.

#83, both my sisters were like that, too. My one sister has had 3 kids and still wears a size 2. It's really annoying. I have to work my ass off, literally.

How could Katie Holmes have not known her bra was sticking out like that? Come on!

From the Diary of Kate Holmes

Entry: May 8th 2006

He was at it again last night, this time it was with three guys, three large black men. He said they were here to move some furniture but I know better. Then there was the screaming the horrible screaming while he's being paddled as the mission impossible theme plays in the background, I still don't know what he did with my placenta.
...oh God, someone's coming..

Anyone else look at the pic on #84 and think that Star Jones is melting?

If her breast were full of milk, whick they would be if her baby is only two weeks old, that satin top would be soooo stained it would be a total embarrassment! When moisture hits satin there's no way you can hide it.

Saw MI-3 on Sat. and it was worth the five bucks. Check out the review on Pajiba...

http://www.pajiba.com/mission-impossible-iii.htm

Sums it up pretty nicely.

Katie Holmes is FAT.

The return of Katie Holmes as a zombie.

#96 i was just thinking the same thing...if she really did just have a baby and didnt have the bra inserts on then her shirt would be soaked...it's all a big conspiricay created by scientology so that the world wont find out that tom cruise loves the cock...

She looks like she has postpartum depression...lucky for her Tom knows how to cure it.

If you put your thumb over Tom's face and cover it up (which I try to do as much as possible with his pics), it looks like Katie's walking hand-and-hand with Paula Poundstone.

Guys, it's all about Tom Cruise The Product. Forget bonding with the baby, letting your "girlfriend" stay at home in her housecoat with her leaky breasts or even acknowledging the fact that mothers have the right to stay at home to nurture their 4 month old newborn babies.... TOM CRUISE is the only thing that matters.

nursing bra spells l-o-v-e.

the nursing bra clearly proves she's nursing, which clearly proves she had a baby, which clearly proves their love is real.

Pre-dinner conversation...
Tom: Katie, I DON'T CARE that you went through childbirth without making a peep! Get out of that bed, throw a pad on, quit bitching and put on my jeans. We're going to dinner damn it! Suri? We'll leave her here, alone, in the dark room down the hall - no one's supposed to be attending to her anyway - IGNORE HER! Act normal, bitch!

Katie: *crickets, crickets*

#103: Hurlbucket: You're fucking with us, right?

Poor poor Katie. Yes she looks like a train wreck, but then what would you look like if you were living in such bizarre circumstances and you realized what a horrid mistake you made and that you are pretty much fucked. And Megan Harris, she is not fat, just all stretched out from being preggo, give her a couple of months, I bet she will look great.

http://www.diamondrains.com/music/Hart_Corey-Sunglasses_at_night.mid

And in other news: Megan Harris sucks donkeycockandchokesonthespunk

I bet when the doc was stitching her up right after the birth, Tom asked him to sew her up nice and tight - like a butt-hole.

Katie looks a little Toe-Up, but her new lesbian girlfriend looks very spiffy.

Thank god MeganHarris finally weighed in with her witty, "Katie Holmes is FAT" comment. I was laughing my ass off at that one. Where do you come up with these? Man, that was even better than the your usual "eww" and "kewl" posts. Effing brilliant.

I hope your fat, bull-dyke girlfriend's tounge piercing gets caught in your pus encrusted stink flaps. (again)

nah, he didn't ask the doctor to make her tight. He asked him to extend her clit so he could install an inflatable prosthesis that can be made firm and hard at his whim.

pinky-
clearly! facetous. ;)
(#103 was my first post ever, btw)

Zanna:

What's up with the link from your name. Are you an "erotic performer"?

If so, then fuckin' A!

Hurley: Congrats on losing your virginity to the superfish. You are now an official whore! (BTW, money is on the dresser.)

@113 -

That would be a "yes" big boy ;)

Thank you for the "fuckin' A". I needed to hear something nice today...all my boyfriend's wives are mad at me.

She looks like her name should be Katie Homeless...Sorry Kate Homeless...

MeganHarris - Katie just gave birth, what is your excuse for being the fat pig that you are?

Kate is neither FAT or UGLY! She & Tom were out on a casual date, to meet with Will and Jada Smith for dinner. I was at the LA premiere at Grauman's Chinese theatre and Kate was absolutely GORGEOUS! They arrived in a Bugatti, which is spose to be one of the fastest cars made...The movie is totally kick-ass. Keeps you on the edge of your seat for the entire 126 minutes...Any of you thinking that Tom & Kate didn't really have a baby are plain IDIOTS! But we knew that already. You SLIMY SLUGS are nothing more than JEALOUS...Only reason why you all are so critical of Tom & Kate is because your own lives are so pathetic, couch potatos living pay check to pay check and getting fatter and fatter as each year goes by..sad sad sad..

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE!

I know, I know, your going to correct my grammar...typical of what you ppl do cuz you have nothing better to say...

sherry-cunt: Yeah, you were there. Because they didn't disclose any of that bullshit to the media.

I don't know how you could see anything anyway with your head so far up your fat, dimpled, pimply ass.

#108 - Jacq, that was brilliant and more than likely true.

#118 Is that you Tom?

The breastfeeding bra is a clear ploy to make it look like she was pregnant. Like the pics with the onesie she wearing a few months back. Fake fake fake. There is no Suri.

OMG! Is Sherry-cunt really our beloved Tom??!?! I would need to think so with that ass kissing comment.

TCLTCC: Tom Cruise loves to cuddle cock.

Wait, take out the cuddle part.

sherry-co, I wish that you would GO back to the hole you CRAWLED from. And while you're at it, SHUT the fuck up, because NOBODY gives a fiddler's fart what YOU have to say.

Yeah, Sherry-co, WE'RE getting fatter and fatter and living paycheck to paycheck...while you spend all your time researching all that is TC and his cock-loving escapades, and you still manage to live a full and interesting life, spending all that cash that you make at your high-paying job (which obviously doesn't require a grasp on grammar), oh, that's right, you don't spend your cash, you give it to the twats at the Scientology Centre for Pathetic Losers Who Wear Helmets and Believe in Xenu.

#114 - Got change for a dollar?

#118 - I KNEW that one was coming. Jesus H. Christ, I hate you Sherry.
P.S. you stupid bitch, calling is slimy slugs is neither witty nor insulting. EVEN IF YOU PUT IT IN CAPS. Lucky for me that L. Ron's aliens only like rich people. Drink the kool-aid, I pissed in it.

#120 - Without pants on, she probably looks like she got spanked with a soccer cleat.

All of us Higher Thetans were given passes to the premiere but I don't give a crap whether you believe me or not..The reason why I know all the details, is cuz I not only was there, I walked the red carpet & visited with Kate & Tom. Well Kate more than Tom, he was busy signing autographs for over an hour. My LOYALTY will always be to SCIENTOLOGY & TOM CRUISE. He is a very GENEROUS & AMAZING man!

And before you post it, I just LOVE your witty comeback that we are SOOOOOOOO FAT and UGLY.

I think that I've fallen back into love with the Superfish today. I had my orgasm on the Pete thread. *glowing*

The only thing that is FAKE around here is the fantasy world you ppl live in. Your lives are so pathetic you find posting filthy vile statements as a form of "fun" in your lives. And your STUPIDITY shows each and every time you post, because it is obvious you believe everything that is written in the tabloids. Wake up and join the real world already..

"Higher Thetans" hahahahahahahahaha.... thanks sherry-ho.... best laugh I've had all day.

So wait, being a Scientologist now involves idol-worship of Tom Cruise? Higher thetans? You should be shot in the face.

OH NO!!!

Run!! We have a scientologist!

TCLTC
*gobble gobble*

NNNOooooo....YOUR STUPIDITY shows each and every time you post....

Hmmmm someone's been drinkin' the milk from katie's teats.

I love exotic dancers almost as much as I hate sherry-cumbucket.

And the reason Tom is wearing shades is due to the fact that ejaculate travels at over thirty miles per hour. He's sporting a black eye.

sherry should spend less time on superfish and more time on xenu.net.

Bless his little cock lovin heart, MI3 is not doing too well at the box office...maybe its doing better at the cox office...

*Squeal!*
You got to meet Tom Cruise? And Kate Holmes (I'm so glad you're abiding by TC's commandment to refer to his robot as KATE)? You walked the red carpet and visited with them?
Hmm, this smacks of kindergarten recess show-off. How old are you, really?
P.S.
BTW, according to Scientwatogy rules, aren't you supposed to cut yourself off from everyone who doesn't accept your delusions? But you already knew that, being such a clever Higher Thetan. Then you really shouldn't be here, since we ALL hate your "religion" *cough* (made up cult). So abide by your own rules, or Tommy Boy might be disappointed in you and not invite you to lick the shit off his shoes again.

Ha ha, BigJim, I <3 U

Picture of the cunt-alicious Sherry-co:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/05/diedianetics.jpg

Oh, Sherry-co you make me want to pound my stiletto heel right into your temple.

My directive was to monitor this website. That is what I am doing.

#141:

"I <3 U"? I don't get it. Just like TC doesn't get how wonderful vaginas are.

Then MONITOR all you want, just refrain from posting any more of your rantings.

Your directive?

Does this "directive" come from the aliens in space? Or from TC himself?

So basically you told everyone about your erm..secret mission?

wasn't the prime directive from Star Trek, not the science fiction book Dianetics..

And I love anyone who hates Sherry-co, Big Jim. You, sir..get to break the "no touching" rule...

Your directive? Honey, you weren't there, you forgot to take your pills again. Your new directive is to take 25 at one time instead of 1 per day.

Tom Cruise Loves The <==3

The details of my directive is not something I am at will to disclose. As for me commenting, freedom of speech was still a constitutional right.

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE..just a reminder...

Monitor this:

Quite a few of us think Scientology is a cracked up bunch of cult followers who are so fucked up in their "belief" that they cannot see clearly that most normal people (oops, sorry, ppl ) think Scientology is a sham. A money grubbing cultish sham. Take that to Tom.

#144
I meant, that your post about why TC is wearing sunglasses made me snort at my desk.
And it means, I love you. I know you're 37 and all, geez, get with the program. =)

freedom of speech was still a constitutional right.

you so stupid!

Oo! That's clever, BigJim, I like that!
Tom Cruise Loves the <============3...just a reminder, Sherry-co.

haha how excessively inappropriate to these comments have to be to be banned? Geaasshh...

what would i do all day without you funny fuckers!

ps. sherry im pretty sure your battery needs recharging...

@ 143

Hi sherry-co! I also have a directive, a big throbbing, vein-laiden directive. Would like to see it? Or choke on it? Or suck on it until the swelling goes down? Let me know. BFF!

#158
If there IS a limit, I've never seen it.

TC + TC = 4-Ever

PAPA! where the fuck have you been???

is this person for real?? Im fairly new to SF, I thought Edna was bad, but sherry-co is far more mentally unstable then Edna.

tell me sherry-co, scientology is suppose to be able to cure mental illness without medication. why is it then that you are still not cured?

I'm so in luv with Jacq, BarbadoSlim and M@ce...

Katie's face in this picture makes me want to weep the tears of a thousand generations.

She looks old and weathered. Maybe she'll join a bridge club with other old ladies. But not a regular bridge club. I want her to join the kind that jump off a different bridge every week until everyone is dead.

Tom Cruise loves the cock.

Just a fact, I mean reminder...

Sherry-cunthow DARE you mention W**l S***h on Superfish. You've gone too far this time! Now I have to floss my brain again. If I dyed my arse beard black and farted I'd deserve an oscar before that fucking retard.

And you KNOW Katie's an ugly fag hag. I wouldn't poke her pee pot with an electric cattle prod.

This just confirms my suspicion...that baby was born weeks ago. And that controlling latently homosexual ass, had her running about with a fake belly (hence the pictures of her looking like she was 2years pregnant)right before the birth, so he could have the birth be around MI-3 PR. I agree with the other person if she was actually nursing the minute she heard any baby cry her milk would come in and that shirt would show it. I am pretty sure that is why nursing bras come with pads. Jeez and she looks like she hasn't slept in months or she is rapidly becoming a heroin addict.

i picture sherry-co to be a loud-mouthed chain-smoking, knick-knacks-on-ebay-sellin', fat lady barefoot, in the flowered mumu she wears everyday (and to bed) with judge judy blaring in the background while she spends all her time on the website that does nothing but irritate her.

you go, sherry-co! i'll buy a trinket from you!

#169 HURLEY we must have ESP!! I was thinkin the very same thing!! OMG Im suddenly sick to my stomach & my eyes are burning with that image.

Let us only hope we will not get the displeasure of actually seeing that ogre of a person.

@63-

Yeah, that is the worst part of those hideous high waisted pants, they cut into your gut. I prefer the low rise where my little pouch can just hang over and be comfortable. And the flare/bootcut evens you out nicely, I have rerely seen anyone look bad in those jeans, whereas almost everyone looks terrible in these new "skinny jeans". I just don't know what to do, should I be "fashionable" and look and feel like shit, or just wear what I like and not care? Such a dilemma.

Sherry-cunt:

Please shut the fuck up. Yeah, you totally have all of us figured out, we are just SOOO jealous of TC and Katie, who doesn't want to be married to a controlling, self-centered egomaniac with absolutely no concern for anyone but himself? I mean, our lives are just SO empty without all the important and meaningful Scientology bullshit because we all cannot possibly be fulfilled without belonging to a nutjob cult that was made up by a drug addicted child molester that wants to steal our money! You have us pegged, we are SUCH SLIMY SLUGS and are just so jealous and envious of you and your rich and rewarding life of stalking TC and defending him on a fucking website. Fuck off, you deranged sack of shit. Who told you that you could get on the computer, aren't you supposed to be licking Tom's asshole clean and trying to bilk hardworking people out of their life savings so you can make L.Ron Child-Molester's BS cult leaders richer, while you live on squalor with the other stupid fucks who fell for that sham cult? PLEASE EAT SHIT AND DIE, SHERRY-FUCKING-CUNT. AT LEAST GO AWAY, WE ALL HATE YOU AND WISH YOU DEAD. Stupid fucking retard.

I love lamp.

#118, Sherry, You know how some people like to date people that their family or friends wouldn't like? You know like back in the old days of Boston when an Irish guy and an Italian girl would run off together becuase their family dissaproved?

Well heres a secret for you.......Tom Cruise married Katie so his Scientology friends would think he had a normal relationship, but in reality he gets it hard and often from XENU! Thats right, Xenu and 14 Thetans come into Toms bedroom, put him face down, and leave him lying on the bed with a bruised ass, wet hair and a smile on his face.
TCLXC = Tom Cruise Loves Xenu's Cock....just a reminder.

HIGHER THETANS???? OMG, you are truly delusional. Yeah, I'm SUUURE you spent time talking to Tom and "Kate" on the red carpet. My fucking ass you did. Since when did they allow mental patients to use the internet? I think it's time for your Lithium and Thorazine shot, here come the nice men with the white jackets....

I hate that fucking bitch. What a pathetic waste of life. Maybe instead of kissing worthless, useless celeb ass, you should be out there doing something to benefit the poor , starving people in the world. And you call other people's lives "pathetic". I hope you get gang-raped with a sawed-off lead pipe up the ass. Just pretend it's TC's pencil dick.

I can't wait for the day when the woman who actually incubated this baby comes forward and sells her story to the tabs. Or did the Scientologists have her killed already? Oh, what a "shocking expose" that will be...

Why is that Higher Thetans get premiere passes when it's the Lower Thetans who are the more needy. Just another example of how the Higher Thetans have been keeping the Lower Thetans down.

@153 "As for me commenting, freedom of speech was still a constitutional right".

Thats right you stupid fucking cunt!!!! So let us continue to do so without you wasting our time with your stupid I love Tom Cruise bullshit.

I hope one day Pete Doherty slits your throat and paints a picture of a bloody cunt with your blood, you know a portrait of you...........

#110 LOL
That has got to be the ugliest jacket I have ever seen. And what's with all of the celebrity boob slips? Don't they feel the draft getting a little close to the nip???!!

What an idiot to be wearing a nursing bra with a satin top like that. Lactation is MESSY! I was dripping constantly, and not in the fun way. From the look on her face, she was forced into leaving the compound and making an appearance with her cock-loving boyfriend and probably forgot to do up the front pad, so now her thetan-enriching milk is dribbling down the front of her. Maybe Sherry-Co could lick it up? Just a suggestion...I'm sure higher Thetans would pay to see that...

do they make strapless nursing bras...?

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=14

Why do you people continue to acknowledge Sherry-co and Edna??? They both tried to come over to Perez Hilton with their dumb ass comments and no one paid any attention because we're there to talk shit about celebrities, they haven't been back since. Seriously if you're sick of them and want them to disappear, done respond.

My Theory is, Tom does actually like to suck cock but needed to prove otherwise. So he inseminated (vitro) a number of young starlets/wannabee actresses and whoever became impreganated hit the jackpot and would
immediately BECOME HIS WIFE...MAYBE, we'll see.

sherrycunt, define "SLIMY SLUGS". Is it anyone who doesn't worship the retardation that is scientology or just anyone who didn't "walk the red carpet and visit with Tom and Kate"?

Either way you are an incompetent imbecile.

"I know, I know, your going to correct my grammar"

*YOU'RE* right.
&Really, how old are you?

@182- some of the stuff Big Jim, PapaHotNuts and people say to them is the funniest stuff ever and I don't know if we need them gone badly enough to give that up. Also the idea that there truly may be people THAT stupid, is really entertaining (but sometimes I am convinced they are joking..."Us Higher Thetans??")

@110 Mace, I just love you.. I have a thing for sarcastic remarks, please think of one for me! And SherryCo. I have a prescription for Lexipro, it works wonders!

Slimy Slugs, are beautiful, so beautiful to me.............to meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

#134 - She's not only a Sceintwatogist, she's a pseudo-celeb. Even worse.

#150 - I break the "no touching" rule, but that's only cause I masturbate to thoughts of killing Sherryco.

Woah, Amazon woman.

#76-- "the one thing we've got?" LandMan, are you trying to tell us that you only have one testicle?

#173 Is that a clue? Papa, you little devil.

181 brewdick -

I LOVE how in that pic, they've pulled her hair down as far as possible over her brow to make her face look shorter, and spiked his hair as high into the air as possible to elongate his forehead, so you can't really see that she's way taller than he is.

Do stylists think this works? Her face is still higher than his. No one's fooled!

PS He looks like a freak in that all-black satiny get-up.

can SOMEONE please cut those fugly bangs out of her face?!?!?! Super Cuts--Best Cuts...come on Tom....shell out some ca$h for this chick to get her hair cut!!! cheap-ass bastard!

Um, fat asses, I don't have any problem saying I weigh 97-102 pounds. I'm 5'6. The words "fat" and "megan" should never be used in the same sentence.

She looks scared and desperate to escape. Look at the lock he's got on her hand. Ouch.

Run Away!

Megan, I saw that picture of you standing next to some old bald dude. You are nowhere NEAR 102 pounds. Try 150.

Nice cardigan.

Hi Meganharris!

I'd like you to know that I have not checked the link to see what you really look like, I'm not interested. I have this lovely picture in my head of you being a short, slender, blonde girl, very appealing, with that forward-leaning sort of earnestness that comes out in your posts. Seriously.
Having got that off my 4-nippled chest, I'd also like to ask about that 5 lb. weight fluck...fluxua..fluct...FUCK
Fluck-sh-you-ay-shun you have. Is that the large butt plug you are violently sodomizing yourself with? "I weight 97, no 102, no 97, no 102, no 97, no 102, 97,102,97,102971029710297102.....eewwwww, is that a peanut?"

i've noticed that these hollywood women look ugly when they put on some pounds. there are very few women who still look beautiful while they are pregnant. Most of these hollywood women look alright because they look like starving 12 year old girls.

#128: Is Higher Thetans another word for Higher Spermatozoids as in the little selection of higher quality cocks TC likes to keep around him?

It seems from this picture as if TC is getting closer in turning poor Katiiie Holmes into a man... Any guesses on her new male name? Katie - Kate - ?

169-170 Sherry-co is definitey one of the black skirt/pants and white oxford shirt types who hang around Hollywood & Vine. Imagine Mormon missionaries, but less friendly, less happy, and far more psychotic.

Sherry-Co.
I am not going to make fun of you, but surely if you put your religious affiliation with TC aside, even you can see that it's bizarre that his child is "born" so close to his movie premier? The publicity is a bit too convenient...
It's a little odd, especially considering TC is a homosexual - this is actually true. (According to the gay grape-vine in Sydney - he slept with his personal trainer and then sued the guy into silence).

Say no to nursing bras in public...the look on her face is "help me, PLEASE"!

I agree that she looks like crap. There is no way that she didn't know that her bra was undone. I did laugh so hard at the reason behind why Tom is wearing sunglasses. Guess next time he should duck.

Damaged goods.

What the cock sucker?

Tom Cruise has a scientologist loving whore to watch what people say about him. Aww.

LMFAO....oh my holy hell....lol

Okay, any bra showing is not good. But I still like 'em

she's definitely seen better days...poor girl.

Why should anyone feel sorry for Katie? She's making millions(!!) just for popping out a baby (maybe) to be cared for by a team of nannies. She's set for life whether she marries TC or not. I feel alot sorrier for myself, having to drag my carcass out of bed every morning and hump off to a dark, airless cubicle with no end of work stress, shithead co-workers and a crap paycheck...until the day I die. Poor Katie my ass.

No, the first thing is WHY IS HER BRA OPEN?

I think Tom was thirsty.

i believe its all a act so everyone thinks that shes breastfeeding when that kid is really on the scientolgy diet katie looks like crap and enormous her looks have gone down the tubes she isnt cute anymore tom has ruined her life and career sounds like another britney spears story and why does she always have that strange expression on her face how annoying!

Hahaha! I heart how she's carefully positioned on the outside so we won't notice the GLARING height difference!

Katie is far from stupid. Many times we get drawn in by the "dark side" and the illusion. She will be great when she tells him to get the f(^# out of Dodge, takes the baby, and goes home. But then, that will take her back to the brooding of Joey Potter. Tom is infatuated with her beauty, charm, and talent - and the fact she is more "together" than his ex-wife. Give her a break, be supportive and wish HER the best, for when she makes her great escape from the Dark Invader - let the force be with her and the farce be with him!