1st

hahaha

idiot

Nice, I like! lol.

woohoo i just made an account 3 seconds ago

im personally surprised that tom is wasting money on this in the first place. i thought that the struggle of trying to escape heavy chains was a great way to get buff. well it worked for me anyway.

Tom Cruise is a real winner lately. This just shows how great he is.

This picture with the caption:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/03/tom-cruise-arrives-at-the-late-show-with-david-letterman/

"Who wants to wrestle. Oh you do?"

makes me laugh every time.

What a friggin ballsack!

TCLTC

Why would anyone announce this to the public?
Utterly crass.

Poor fuckin Katie. Now she has to show everyone the new her.

Disgusting.

THIS is why i read the superficial. well done!

Can he BE any more psychotically controlling and abso-effing-lutely CRAZY?????

Katie, the next sound you'll hear is,
"It puts the lotion on its skin". Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I am reporting all disgusting posts!

I would be in tears too if I suddenly realized that I made a deal with the devil for my soul and the soul of my child. Oh, yeah, and that the beauty and "glow" of motherhood is not nearly as important as looking my bestest for pictures of my wedding when they show up in the National Enquirer.

God, what a controlling freak.

Go to hell, Bamprick.

Faker.

Her name is Kate, dammit, Kate!

TCLTC! Twice...

Control freak!

Tom takes it in the ass and LOVES it. He told via webcam and I swear it is the truth.

I thought he changed her name to Kate. rat bastid can't even keep up with all his crazy edicts

This reminds me of the time I joined a group called "Buff Floors".
After a while, and after a run at Treasurer - I thought - "Buff Floors ? What the f ! ? This isn't like the Masons or anything... So what ? buff floors...Like - blow me...
Or am I getting off topic again...ooopppps

Thats cute... he knows that she worries about what she looks like... I think it's cute. Might be a little insulting to Katie... but if you don't like him, you're not invited to the party.

HEy Edna why dont you have any cool links? http://profiles.yahoo.com/ednabambrick put superficial down since you are on this site often enough

edna, choke on a fucking cock.

What planet is "KATE" on? Can't she piece the clues together? There are so many obvious signs that Tom love the cock, and she just doesn't get it! I mean, why the hell does she think Tom makes her wear a strap-on every night and fuck him in the ass? Before you know it he'll be hypnotizing her to get a beard transplant. And cut her boobs off. And install an adam's apple. Geez!

Just for Tracie...FIRST!

TCLTC SERIOUSLY he loves it

Screw you Llamas and the lamda lamda lamda gay crew you rode in on.

This is not a support Tom Cruise site or haven't you noticed?

Idyot!

She was in tears when he told her BECAUSE HE WAS HOLDING A GUN TO HER HEAD.

The sound clip is awesome:

"Ok class, it works like this. Cup his balls with your LEFT hand, and work the shaft towards your mouth with your RIGHT! Erm...or so I've heard."

What the hell? I always thought sending your wife-to-be to fat-camp before the wedding would be consider insulting and demeaning, not something that would qualify you for husband of the year.

Maybe Mr. Cruise should write a book on the subject of relationships, since he is apparently so freakin' gosu now. Or at least give the rest of us poor SOBs a few tips on brainwashing and mind control.

This is one thing I'll agree with Tom - I wouldn't want a cow as a bride either. Having a baby is no excuse for being fat.

No one can be controlled unless they want to be... so he's been married 3 times and all the sudden now he's a control freak? That kind of thing does not sprout out of the ground... he's a nice guy, thats all.

#30, I would love to see a pic of you... wait...

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060503/t/ra3638003344.jpg

#22 This is not my favorite site. This site posts disgusting images of womens private areas and provides a forum for posters to post disgusting posts about them. The link you have posted is not my yahoo profile, http://profiles.yahoo.com/edna_bambrick is mine. There are several sinful people that pose as me on yahoo as well as this website.

#24 You are REPORTED!

@12...with my balls in your mouth..."immm mmmptng mmdimm pothhhh"

Lambananas, I am SOOO glad that I won't be going to that party you keep on mentioning IN EVERY SINGLE POST. BTW, you must be a masochist, you intentionally come on this site, post your ridiculous little pro-Tom rantings, when you know everyone on here (INCLUDING THE GUY WHO DOES THE ENTRIES) hates TOM "Loves to Cuddle the Cock" Cruise!!!!!!!

Wow, Tom wants her to get buff? More proof that Tom loves the cock.

Maybe she's just the host to some fat body thetans.

There are thousands of Tom Cruise fan sites out there, Bananas. Well, maybe hundreds. Okay... like five or six. Find one and get the fuck off this thread.

If this site is so revolting to, Bamprick, please go away and never come back!

Nothing makes you feel more secure than your husband changing your name and sending you to fat camp.

Yeah, it must be really empowering for Kate to be sent to fat camp for just having a baby. I find nothing more insulting, I can't help but feel sorry for the girl, she must wonder what the hell is going on with him. It must have been tears in her eyes for being seen as a heiffer or something!

edna think about it...the lord looks at you and laughs...there's hunger, famine, drought, death, and the superficial...really, on the pecking list God has more to do...sit down, watch reruns of seventh heaven and shut the fuck up...

21 Honey, you are bananas. We're not invited because there isn't a party. I told you that you have to take your medication every single day.

Do you enjoy being sinful? Have you not been saved? I will clean up the internet and rid it of terrorists.

SWEET BABY JESUS lambananas you are one annoying motherfucker!

Tom announces her name is Kate and she's going to get buff in one week. Soon the announcement will be her name is Bob and she's having a "strap-a-cictomy" to compliment that new buff-bod.

Shit!! American Haunting ad scares my nipples hard every time I accidently mouse over it.

I think Katie has 40 million reasons to go to fat camp.

@43 - Edna...YES, I enjoy being sinful. It pays very VERY well!

When is Tom changing her name to Ken?

"I want Katie to not be a total cow, I mean to the be the most beautiful bride ever! Geez, lose that baby fat already!... er, darling."

And she acts like that's supposed to be a compliment... lol. Figures... she's already brainwashed anyways.

Good god! Next he'll probably give her "Vitamin Shakes" chock full of estrogen blockers and Mega-Mass 3000! Run Katie Run! This is ur future!

http://www.frsa.com/pixfemuscle/LauraCreavalle.jpg

Well, I guess I can understand a man not wanting to have a total whale for a wife. I mean, that's why Edna's husband divorced her, right?

Still, I don't think Tom will be happy until "Kate" can benchpress a Volkswagon.

I wonder whether I do not prefer to intend to speak about the world cup of football rather than of the marriage of these two weak...

http://bilybop.free.fr (to see my pics)

I'm kind of new to this site.. and I have just one question-

is Edna for real?
Like seriously...
"Do you enjoy being sinful? Have you not been saved? I will clean up the internet and rid it of terrorists."

like seriously.
???
There's no way that's serious..

Anyway, serious or not its the funniest post ever. sinful internet terrorists. hahahaha

She was crying becasue he subtly told her she was fat and ugly and he wouldn't mary her until she looked better. He'll probably supervise the workouts to make sure she isn't slacking off.

Oh, and he loves the cock.

How do you have any choice BUT to be buff, when you're chained to a treadmill all day, sobbing, being whipped by your fiancee with a cat-o-nine-tails? That's the cell right next to Sherry's in the sensory deprivation area of the Sceintwatogy Centre's dungeon.
If I were Katie, I'd get in shape by grabbing that baby and RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.

#23 - Someone likes to chow on the donuts. When do you think was the last time that bitch could reach around her ass to wipe it? Or saw her feet, for that matter? Someone's got DSL's. Nice pearl necklace, whore.

#52 - Edna WAS serious. She's some bible thumping cunt who will REPORT us for lewd, lavacious posts. Then, there were born a thousand Ednas who type some pretty funny shit under her name. She trolls the internet looking to "clean it up" but I think that we ran the real one off. Or gave her a heart attack inducing orgasm.

I just can't keep my mouth shut. It's involuntary at this point.

We in the United States put our hands on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution. We do not put our hands on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible. That's not mine, that's a legislator named Jamie Raskin.

Luckily, that good ol' Constitution of ours allows us freedom of association and freedom of speech. Edna, you have every right to associate yourself with these people on the forum and you have every right to call them sinners and terrorists. You might not be right, but you have the right. That's the luxury of this country -- we can say anything we want as long as there are no "fighting words," which (assuming you know where to find the Constitution and navigate yourself around the contents therein) I will let you find for yourself. Consequently and along those same lines, anyone on this forum may say whatever he or she wishes to say. If Tom Cruise in all his glory decides to be upset about it, great. It won't be the first time. I suggest, however, that you use your rhetoric for a forum more suited to your ideology.

I hear the Nazis are always hiring.

I thought he changed her name to Kate??

has anyone heard from or seen katie holmes since giving birth??? all you hear is about Tom Cruise making her do stuff and signing her up for programs.

Tom: "When I jack off, I do like this...it's a great technique. You there, yeah, you, big guy in the front row, I'll demonstrate on you...."

edna, i practice being sinful...after fucking sheep i go home to jack-of to double anal movies...then i enjoy a hot bath and a good cigar...

58 You fucking rock.

HEY EDNA...WHY DON'T YOU USE ONE OF YOUR DRESSES AND SHELTER THE HOMELESS????

#59 You have been REPORTED! I have 34 names and counting!

Can I please be #39?

You cannot be serious.

make that 35, I think I forgot how to count I was so excited

Seriously, if ANYONE ever signed me up for some crazy fitness shit like that, the only tears I'd shed is when the judge handed down the life sentence to me for 1st degree murder.. Wake the fuck up Katie...

Here's a Bible quote you might've missed, Edna:

"Do not JUDGE others and God will not JUDGE you..." -Luke 6:37.

Now play nice and say something obscene about TomKat.

what crack are you smoking laffinmybuttoff?? And can I have some????

Poor Katie (not Kate). SHe is so trapped now. If she tries to leave Tom the scientoligists will physically force here into non-stop "auditing" sessions until she is convinced not to leave. Now with the baby they will threaten to never let her see her child if she does succesfully escape this cult. I know we have all been joking and making light of this relationship but it really is very sad.

First, she had to convert to Scientology, and study the drug-induced rantings of a failed science fiction writer as gospel.

Then, she had to conceive and deliver a baby, and name it after an alpaca. At least TCLTC isn't the father - even Katie knows you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

Next, she'll let Buffed Brides put her on a steroid-only diet until her clit swells to the size of a small dick. Then she can ride the hubby without a prosthetic!

Katie will get ~$25M and a book deal when she is eventually deprogrammed, ... so not fucking worth it.

thanks for the update on bamprick jacq, she seems like a jolly fella and boy does her obnoxious tattle preaching make me want to be SAVED> HOLY JESUS SAVE ME FROM MY SINFUL WAYS, GOD BLESS EDNA FOR SHOWING ME YOUR LIGHT GREAT LORD

lmao @61
who's up for sinful premarital sex in a church on top of a bed of shredded bible pages? in the name of edna!

For the final transformation he will make Katie, Kate, get a sex change so he can have that penis he has always wanted......

"Katie can and will do it"...

Maybe Katie will get BUTCH enough for Tom's liking...and/or be able to smack his pencil dick into the middle of next week when she's done! maybe....maybe not....
How long before you see her sporting a new 'butched' 'do?

@57 - I know, I was thinking the same thing a little while ago..he's speaking "on behalf" of her and actually making decisions for her. He decided her name would be Kate and he signed her up for this shit. If she's lucky, he killed her. Now I have that old Guns and Roses song stuck in my head..

I used to love her...but I had to kill her...

This 'Smirnoff Ice'
I always assumed it was 'panty remover'.
But, it never seems to work ! I end up drinking the crap. It tastes like Candy and u need a brewski to wash it down.
(PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT)

(If they keep running stories about the same people you're allowed to go totally off topic - Binkster's Rules)

DEREK HAIL, stop posting your STUPID WANNABE, REMAKE SUPERFICIAL SITE!! NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE!!!!!

75: Nah, get some Tequila Rose. It's roughly as strong as diluted mouthwash, but it is a pretty effective panty-dropper. I guess because it has "tequila" in the name.

"Katie can and will do it"....if it kills her.

I thought he'd changed her name to Kate? Then again, I can't expect him to spend that much time thinking about a slave.

#77
That sounds pretty good. How is it on plaque ? ahhh... just in case I have a bit left over...not that would ever happen ... of course....

"Kate" needs to build up her muscle strength for her new job.
http://www.lovextras.co.uk/mall/lovextras/customerimages/products/APT2023.jpg (nsfw)

From boingboing.net:

The anti-Scientology activists at http://hailxenu.net/ will fly an airplane towing banners making fun of the cult over the tonight's LA Grauman's Chinese opening of Mission Impossible: III. The movie stars Tom Cruise, a well-known member of and advocate for the cult, and the banner will sport cryptic anti-Scientology messages in leet-speek: "Hail Xenu LOL <8 OT" and "The baby is Xenu's."

lol

What a fucking weirdo!

in more exciting news, I just got lucky

(well exciting is a relative term - maybe u had be to be there #83)

lol... Well at least it was exciting for me. Now I can't sleep and I'm bored, and so I'm reading about how insane tom cruise is, and how fucking retarded this edna person is.

I'm already on the list edna... you're boring. come up with some new material, or get lost.

Oh, and I'm a sinner. I'm about to give birth to an out of wedlock child... ooooooh I'm so bad! spank me!

and I'm sick of hearing about Tom's 'well known member' # 82. As long as he's in favor of good dental hygiene - I say let him go.

Eww..HollyJ, you need to warn people before you go directing someone to a picture like that!

...I am just a stunnedcunt at how sick this guy is..

have you seen him dance?
http://www.popsugar.com/

Now I can't eat for a week. Won't Nicole be so proud of me.

Man, these assholes didn't credit me for finding this. Freeloaders.

Ok am I the only one that noticed the grace and elegance in the way Tom is holding that microphone. Looks like a huge black cock and he instictively opens his mouth. On a side note...Edna you must be the most annoying crotch on the planet. Its a record.. I hate you after seeing only one of your posts...stupid bible thumping fucktard

#67 Well said.

Noone is going to want to be saved if the person delivering the message is nasty and self righteous. Your not helping Christianity one bit.

Besides, if you are so pure, why are you looking at this site anyway?! After reading the content, you should be avoiding it.

(Holly J - Your pix are always good...or, well of weird..

or Binky hit the preview before spilling...

Everyone in that room was thinking the same thing, "He's so nuts. Look at him, being all maniacally happy and bursting with energy. I wonder if he knows everyone thinks he's crazy." Just look at the look onthat girl's face behind him.

What happened to the good ole' days where the men beat their spouses and the wives wanks off the delivery boy? What Happened?

#85 Jesus loves all children, even bastard children.

why is he saying "Katie"? I thought he changed her name to "Kate" or something like that <.<

Edna, you weren't molested enough as a child, were you?

Tom probably wants Katie to hit the Kegel weights so he can pretend her pussy is a tight, little asshole.

Tom is a homosexual. When he was working here in Australia on one of his movies his "personal trainer" went with him everywhere, and even though his "personal trainer" was very discreet - he was known as an out gay man - and let it slip that his services were more "personal" than "trainer".
This is fact... deal with it lambanana.

i see that shit eating mouth of his, and i think
HEE-HAW! HEE-HAW!
seriously though, i hope katie buffs up, and gives him an ass-kicking the likes of which he's never seen. but since there's a higher probability of xenu coming to earth, and bringing us all kool-aid and nikes, i won't hold my breath.

Christee - "shit eating mouth"
Thats so hot!
;)

Edna I was just chatting with God. He wanted me to let you know that your constant masterbating is making him gak.

Edna, you do know gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, right? I wonder how many children died of starvation while you were packing in your 15th plate at Golden Corral, you self-righteous cow. GOD HATES YOU.

Wait. I had a post. A relevant TCLTC post. But then I read that someone is recommending the perversion that is Tequila Rose. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I am not a lesbian or bisexual. But I do drink, and only tequila, unless it's in a super-duty Margarita.

I recommend:

1-2 (maybe 3) oz GOOD tequila, Anejo only (Don Eduardo or Milagro)
.5-1 oz Cointreau
.5-1 oz Grand Marnier
Good splash sweet n sour mix
Lime juice to taste, with a twistie for pretty-points

Add some crushed ice, a cold glass, and salt if you like... I actually prefer the citrus sugar used for 'tini drinks.

OHHHHH YEAH! See, I said earlier today that his Sassoon jeans were proof that Katie is the man, he has a mangina, and that they did a "Junior" thing, and that those big shirts were there to cover her dick. SEE? SEE? Buff Brides, my ass.

He looks like he's parodying Bush's comment, "I AM THE DECIDER", which is actually eerie since he's deciding what Katie wants to do with her life for her.

TCLEDHC= Tom Cruise Loves Edna's Dirty, Hypocritical Cock

96 - that reminds me of a cadence we used to have in the Army:

Napalm sticks to little children,
all the children of the world!
Red or yellow, brown or white,
hear them screaming in the night,
'cause napalm sticks to all the little boys and girls!

Napalm sticks to little children,
all the children of the world!
Red or yellow, brown or white,
see them burning in the night,
'cause napalm sticks to all the little boys and girls!

Tom looks a bit like Don LaPre in that pic. I guess maybe he is explaining how YOU TOO CAN MAKE MILLIONS placing tiny ads in local newspapers and buying properties for no money down.

Whenever I see Tom Cruise I think "Michael Jackson." Both were considered normal at one time and now both are pretty much freaks

[Tom needs to realize nothing will ever compare to that special night in the woods he first felt the soft caress of a steroid-pumped man in a thong.]

I literally spit water all over my keyboard when I read that. Kudoes!

BTW, TCLTC.

I love it. She CAN and WILL do it. Of course she will, because she is brainwashed and will do anything Tom tells her to.

Brian falls to his knees, throws his hands up in the air in the middle of a rainstorm and screams.

Brian:
Curse you Ron L. Hubbard..... Curse you!!!!!!!!

Ok, you get the point.

wow, they admitted she was in tears. she "can and will do it"? yeah, or it's her ass... no one would treat a young woman who gave birth to her first child 2 weeks before like this. she would need to recuperate. being buff shouldn't be the priority. parenthood should.

she was in tears not bc it touched her, but bc she has to please him, to give him this public, perfect fantasy wedding that will give them both publicity for a few years to come!
that was the deal, and she better deliver.
she has to look good in the photos. that is the most important thing.

ps: TRIPLE FIRST.

wow, does he actually think that is normal? if i had just 'given birth' i would kick my boyfriend's butt if he told me to get to the gym, nevermind putting me in a programme called Buff Brides. What bride wants to be buff???? beautiful, slender, fit...yes; buff...no way!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

You know what? If this dickloving retard had let her breastfeed, the weight would have melted off her, and she'd just need some power walking and yoga. Been there, done that. Buff says it all. Buff as in manly.
I cannot tear my eyes away from the trainwreck tom cruise has become...

The Cock loves Tom Cruise.

lol

So way twisted.

Sad motherfucker.

That is all.

anyone else notice that his mic is perfectly angled like an erect cock and his mouth is wide open, in a bit of an excited, cum-whorish smile?
also, his hand is in a fist. I shouldn't have to explain this one.

either he's thinking of his romp with K-Fed later on that night or he's eager for everyone to photoshop this picture into a cocksucking masterpiece.

Here is a snippet from a review of MI3 from USA Today

The love story is the movie's weakest link; there is little chemistry between Cruise and Monaghan.

Gee, theres a shock, maybe if she had a hairy chest and a nice package Tom would have been able to get up some Chemistry for her onscreen.

To all of the TC supporters, cut your shit out. You're all passive aggressive and your goal is to annoy everyone. Tom loves the cock, Katie is a Stepford Wife in the making, and their "child" will be appearing on a very special episode of Oprah in 2020.

Man... this get more and more weird every day... Before she knows it she'll be lying on a sex-change clinic bed while Tom happily chooses a Jumbo sized dong for her. Wont that be a nice show: Pimp My Wife. Can't wait.

BTW am I the only one annoyed by this Edna Bambrick woman harrassing so many websites? Anyway, after checking out her Yahoo profile (http://profiles.yahoo.com/edna_bambrick) and realising how humongously big she is... I have only one thing to say... GLUTTONY IS A CAPITAL SIN OH EDNA BAMBRICK! SHAME ON YOU! HOW DARE YOU IMPART YOUR WISDOM WHILE SO DISGUSTINGLY TAINTED?

On a happier note TCLT, so does Edna but she can't grab one with her chubby hands... :-p

WTF??!! OK, every time theirs a Tom cruise news my first reaction is always what the fuck!!!

Fucking seriously, Katie is fat now? She would make the most beautiful bride? ok, so in his perspective she's an ugly bitch if she gains weight.

WHY NOT A vaginal recostruction too while he's at it?

she gave birth, nothing is the same - Tom Cruise

She's an idiot, either she likes to be commanded and needs a daddy like Tom. Or she thinks that's all she can get...

soooo sure she will lose weight, but does buff brides also fix busted faces and herpes all over your mouth? cause getting skinny isnt going to be enough to make her a beautiful bride.

I don't believe Edna Bambrick is a real person. Anyone can put up a profile, I did that on myspace.com once. I bet he or she is digging all of the attention. As the lyrics go: "I'd rather laugh with then sinners, than cry with the saints".

@62 edna reported me!!!! I'M A SOMEBODY

I doubt Edna is real.

But if she is, there is no way she can stand on the moral high ground because I personally saw her steal the food that the Red Cross was trying to send to the starving kids in Africa.

MOOOOOOO

this guy makes me thinks of a rednecke that one would have relooker with difficulty. He has a bottom of chick, a glance of sexsymbol of discotheque of countryside. And as much of charisma than a domestic iron...

http://bilybop.free.fr

This used to be a site where everyone posted comments on celebrities... that was fun, and that's how it started. I posted that I didn't hate Tom Cruise and I'm not a freak to wish someone dead that I don't even know.

So, lets go back to just commenting on celebs and not on fellow posters behind the anonymity of a screen name. I don't understand saying something personal about a screen name... it's that dumbest thing in the whole world.

Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

See, it really doesnt make a logical person out of a dumb one, now does it?

Now you see what I'm talking about, so take my advice and really try to act like a member of society and not like a bratty little annoying thing.

And, P.S. My Screen name is I_AM_BANANAS... like the letter I (eye)... and it's not my fault you don't know the difference. Ever heard the Gwen song? I am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Don't hate, appreciate.

it's "this shit is bananas, b a n a n a s." quit buying your cd's at wal mart, and you'd know that. besides, commenting on the idiocy of a few fellow posters (repeat offenders, such as yourself), makes a slow newsweek go by a little faster. muah!

lamebananas, you need someone's foot up your ass. Do you tell all your friends about a really cool blog that you've met so many ultra-cool people on? Funny thing is, you won't tell them which blog, cuz they might find out what a loser you truly are if they read all these posts.

No, wait. Who am I kidding. You don't have any friends...

Guys, it's only 10:05 my time. Cool.

If Katie Holmes wanted to lose the weight from her pregnancy, wouldn't the best idea be to RUN FOR HER LIFE? Guaranteed the weight will just fall off...

i didnt think tom cared what Katie/Kate looked like as long as Xenu was allowed to fuck him twice a week under the supervision of L. Ron Hubbard's ashes! Cmon ppl get it straight.

# 105 Tanx for the tip.

I'll give it a try - I hope it's better than Bud Lite.

Tom looks like a retard in expensive sun shades and a nice jacket.

Tardy! Shut the fuck up!

I wish Nicole and Mimi would start dishing already. I'd love to hear some first hand stories.

I feel sorriest for his adopted kids. You know they're just like "why couldn't we have been adopted by some nice couple in a Sydney suburb??"