May 25 2006Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi

First! I think I'll go have some cocaine to celebrate

Argh. Second sucks.

hahahah she one crazy bitch. I'd like to hang out her. And do some blow.

I love that another guy took pictures of her kicking a guy who was taking pictures of her.

Ummmmmm..... That's good irony.

Wow. And Kodak hired her to pitch their new camera in a series of television ads.

paparazzi season doesn't open for another couple of weeks. I got my license yesterday and my quota is three.

ever see that video of her doing a photoshoot on coke? She's jumping around like a freak, tearing up the set and banging her head on lights...

pete squirted some blood, the war is OONNNNN!!!!

Wow, there aren't many posts on this one! Well, I guess that's because no one cares about the druggie. I can't believe she uses... it's absolutely gross. It makes her not pretty!

Like when someone attractive on fear factor eats a snail... kind of misses something after that, like cleanliness.

She is lucky that anyone even cares who she is! She should have a cheeseburger and get lost.

...cocaine is a hell of a drug.

9 I believe this has little posts because its wedged between two Paris Hilton articles. Her total attention grabbing whoreness sucks us in.

There are so few posts because there are no nipples involved in this story.

True.... true.

This made me go LMFAO. Imagine going home to your wife and kids, all bloody and bedraggled, with your camera broken into a million pieces. And then you have to look your son in the eye and say "I got my ass kicked today. By a supermodel. A 90 pound, blonde haired, cocaine encrusted nose having, couture wearing, hip strutting, British accented SUPERMODEL."

Fuck.

God, just once I wanna see a paparazzo bounce a Leica or Nikkon off of some celeb's head. I don't have much use for the shutterbugs, but it would be outstanding to see a little blunt force trauma inflicted upon someone like Kate Moss.

Been taking lessons from Pete Doherty? Maybe he'll return the favor and kick you in the honeypot.

where the hell was this pic taken at? It looks like the back streets of some alley where drug dealers hang out....Oh...ok...forget it...

ugly infested whore on the loose...just like Paris

Isn't it just fucking bizarre that a woman who gets her picture taken for a living, freaks out on the cameramen? You'd think she'd just start posing automatically when a camera was near.

Except this time she wasn't being grossly overpaid for it.

I love this world we live in.

She needs to chill out with some blood drawings.

Now you know what Pete Doherty sees in her. They're perfect for each other. That's how she kicks his ass every day. It's the Kate Moss Workout, coming soon to a video store near you, with a packet of blow attached.

she's throwing karate kicks, hahaha this is fun.

Did she borrow those great big white sneakers from Jerry Seinfeld? In, like, 1989?

Well, let's see if I can post. Never had a post banned, and I'm always getting delays...

Here goes:

"I love this world we live in."

Perfect.

Ah, yes, all I can do is sit here and dream. IF ONLY some photog would belt her with his big fat fist.

Ah....it's hard to write when you're worried about whether it gets posted....

mmf...lemme try...

WORKED!

All right!

"I love this world we live in."

Yeah......(sorry about the double, but it's been a while for me)...a world where millions starve and a spoiled drug addict with no brains beats up people for taking a goddamned pic. I hope she falls down a flight of staris and dies. Useless cunt.

Fuck this bullshit. We need more Paris Hilton updates.

I Fucked Her. The cocaine is so she can handle this big #%*&%*$!

Pete is going to be mad when he realises she stole his stash.

#9, when has she ever been pretty? She looks like fucking ET with an eating disorder.

You know, I've never had a bad thing to say about cocaine. That is, until I saw this:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/kate_moss/junkie_love_an_update_20060525.php

Fuckin' A. It's like that "Faces of Meth" site.

Kate layeth the smacketh DOWNETH!!!!

now, this I like.

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Uh, excuse me, miss, do you happen to have an extra can of "Whoop Ass" that I can borrow? I've got a Fight Club meeting tonight...

What?! Cocaine?? Ah, screw you!!

More than ever, I really would like to go out partying with her. Providing she paid for bail and all that.

She has to chillax. Go snort some lines or blood paint with her equally insane bf.

She's going Tom Cruise on the world, except violent. Maybe we should send her to Iraq?

Just too fabulous and the paparazzi won't leave you alone? Never knew how to make your cell phone a Weapon of Fear?

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss show you how with their new Supermodel Defense Video! Go head to head with indentured servants and WIN! (Pills and bags of coke not included.)

Bonus: If you call within the next 30 minutes, you'll also receive a free instructional video on How To Kick Paparazzi Butt - Pint Size Musician Style, hosted by none other than Bjork!

She fights like a girl.

hahahaa that was gold Lala, I can even picture the parody commercial in my mind.

Woah, Kate, lay off the PHP.

#33 - Kate Moss's face looks like a grizzled piece of chicken. The wonders of airbrushing...

Bill Clinton is BACK! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Where have you been, baby?

Judo CHOP!
Judo KICK!

She's like an ANGRY 90 pound coke-enraged ball of elbows, fists and feet.

like the tazmanian devil ....on coke.

Oh, and next on Moss' wanton march of destruction:

Tokyo

*cue stock footage of running japanese people*

Jacq -- I thought she looked a lot like that lesbo serial killer Charlize Theron played in Monster, only -- somehow -- LESS attractive.

I LOVE that first picture of her throwing that kick! I can just imagine a; HI-YAH! These paparazzi must have patience too. I want to see one get pissed and just all out throwdown with a celeb and see how tough these celebs really are....

And for fuck's sake, Kate, use some goddamn sunscreen!!! The last time I saw a face that weathered, it was on a homeless vet who'd passed out on the beach.

He was wearing Paris Hilton's belted swimming frock, too, which just made it all the worse.

Some more pictures of this incident can be found here:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/26/kate-moss-beats-up-the-paparazzi/

The fact she looks like she is doing a super kick makes me laugh. She definately has Karate skills.

This is only Kate demonstrating the ass kicking she gave Pete " D'oh" Doherty....

**WARNING**
This is only a demonstration and should not be attempted at home....

Kate Moss IS a professional!

Her stock definitely went up in my book (to -5).

All joking aside I think this girl has some berserker genes in her. I have a special hatred for "paps" they're smug, good for nothing leeches. The british ones in particular seem to be out to destroy the people they pursue. NOT COOL, they're trying to do that to her and she's fighting back.

"Kate Moss Kicked My Ass and All I Got Was This Stupid Boner"

Beware an angry smurf on coke.

you just know that it makes paps so happy when a celeb hits them. it will automatically make for a great picture that you can sell for a ton of money. Moss is just doing the pap a favour.
http://celebreligion.com

Fisher55, you're a sick bastard. Made me laugh, though.

I went nuts on the paparazzi once, too.

I was in Maui, doing some afternoon shopping after a night of coke-binging, when I was swarmed by a crowd and bombarded with flashbulbs. I instinctively kicked the biggest one in his testicles and spiked the little one's camera on the pavement, and then called them all dirty dick-faced niggers (a la Charlie Sheen) and spat on the one who was crying.

THEN I realized they were just Japanese tourists on holiday in Hawaii and I was being charged with assault. That vacation sucked.

*sigh* They're so cute when they're, you know, psychotic.

She's almost on the same level as Tcruise (LTC) and the Hilton slag.

I USED TO LUV KATE UNTIL ALL THIS CRACK DRUGGY SHIT HAPPENED, BUT I DO FEEL FOR HER SOMETIMS. IF PPL WANT HER 2 CLEAN UP THEN THEY SHUD GIV HER A BREAK. SHE SHUD OF KICKED THE SHIT OWTA DAT GUY! I WUD OF!

Cuz you iz down like dat bitch, brace yourself foo'!

Her "kata" is all wrong.

Master Wilson from my dojo would've given her 50 knuckle push-ups for her bad form.

GREAT way to prove you aren't a cokehead.

Ya know, if you're a CELEBRITY, people are gonna take your pic. That's part of being a CELEBRITY. If you don't want to be a CELEBRITY, quit the business and go to work at Home Depot.

paps? like pap smears?

her thighs look chunky here. maybe being off the crack has made her emotionally unstable and a doritos fiend?

she's just pissed Pete did the last of the blow, oh that and he probably shit the bed again.

Kate's not a crack whore, she's just overdosed on Buffy. Rehab's for the weak. Right Pete?

She probably TRIED to beat the shit out of the camera person and ended up getting hurt by the camera...or something...

Kate learned how to roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, obviously.

Great. Now she really gave them that which they wanted. Smart.

Great. She gave them exactly what they wanted. They will thank her as they sell the images.

good kick, grasshopper. wow, i never understood how celebrities can go so bonkers over people wanting to take their pictures. sure, it must get annoying when you're so overexposed, but sheesh. go scream in a pillow or something. leave the can of whoop-ass on the top pantry shelf where it belongs...right next to the package of coke. which you are NOT TO USE, understand, Kate-fucking-stupid-superior-Moss? cripes.

paparazzi wrestling. it'd make money.

Maybe the WWF could start a light weight celebrity division for her.