May 22 2006Kate Moss beats up Pete Doherty again

Why is she even BOTHERING? God, they deserve one another. Why don't they just lock themselves up in a house and O.D. together already.

I'm no Dr Phil - but I think these two may need counselling.

Yeah, and right after that, they had hot makeup sex. If having sex with that scuzzy creature could ever be hot.

Yuck.

Oh, come on Kate, not everyone is perfect... give him a break... everybody makes blood-spraying mistakes sometimes...

Too bad she didn't "accidentally" kill him in the process of punching and kicking him...

So squirting blood at someone gets Kate Moss to beta you up. I'm going to try flinging my feces at someone and see if she'll have sex with me.

I do not understand why this little creep does not get the crap beat out of him more often. Has anybody even heard the bands music. I cannot even find it for free on the internet. Either they have the best antipirating software on their CDs or nobody cares enough to share.

SHE'S HAD SEX WITH PETE DOHERDIRTY! Who would want to touch her? I'd pick up less contamination if I injected the East River into my blood stream.

punching and kicking a person that she "isn't dating".....Kate you don't have to lie to kick it

This is an awesome story. Just trying to picture it is making me smile. Nothing like a wafer-thin chick smacking around a freakishly ugly heroin addict.

Wow if Pete's been doing the nasty with Moss he should get checked...

Getting beat up by Kate Moss probably feels like having styrofoam peanuts tossed gently at your body by a scarecrow who has the magic power to make the blood rush to your genitals, causing them to become erect. Therefore, it would be weird.

Okay, everyone, I've asked the admin to ban herbiefrog. He's really getting out of hand. Check out the long string of posts in the Elton John thread. Please ask them to ban him too.

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I love Kate moss, infact sometimes I pull and LiLo and think "what would Kate Moss do?"
Seriously, doing coke and beating up dudes? That just sounds okay to me.

Getting beat up by Naomi Campbell on the other hand would be like getting beat up by an ugly man with a huge forehead. And that would suck.

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herbiefrog is MeganHarris' misunderstood friend from her Slam Poetry Jams. His real name is Javier, he's 16, and his crowning glory at the Common Grounds coffe emporium and bookshop was the time he recited "Starlight Moon-hemp Republican Eater Eater" and his secret crush Amber Kravowicz was in the audience. She totally knew that line about fleeting sparrows in his boxers was about her.

Ok, Besides being a Nasty Junkie, who the f is Pete D. anyway? What is he famous for besides being a drug addict? I don't get it.

Hey, Pete takes his code of ethics seriously... of course injecting passed out girls and squirting blood at people is acceptable, shit, in Britain that is generally how we pass the time on the weekends.
http://celebreligion.com

Oh Pete, please come and squirt your blood on me so I can beat you up, you are my man. I love those pasty snaggle toothed Brits. So misunderstood.

Sid & Nancy, the sequel.

Sid & Nancy, the sequel.

@10-

Ok, I'm with you. His posts are highly irritating, it wouldn't be so bad if it was one or two every once in awhile, bt back to back to back....ugh. What an annoying shit. Go back to moby.com or wherever you spawned from, you're wasting space for those who actually have INTERESTING, INTELLIGENT, COHERENT posts.

On topic, what the crap is wrong with these two? Kate, you have a kid, do you REALLY want that...thing around her, you might wake up one morning and find him drawing her blood for one of those craptastic "paintings". The nastiness of this man knows no bounds, can he just OD already?

God I wish I cared about this.

@10 Feed Me and 19 tsarina

Why do you get to pick who is banned? Do you work for the bush administration? Writing crap poetry (on topic, btw) is now cause for trying to ban some poor defenseless frog? Sheesh i feel kind of like nazi germany.

herbiefrog's poetry may suck, and he may be annoying, and he may have greasy hair and acne and a tendency to stare too long at your boobs, and he may smell a little bit like cheese, AND he may masturbate through a hole in his pocket while staring at you on the bus, but that doesn't give us the right to censor his "art". Right on, little frog, right on.

UGH..nasty character that he is...she should have called the police...

Has anyone seen that new Nikon commercial that shows Moss as she pleasures herself with a digital camera? Bitch be looking extremely rough and used. This is what passes for sexy nowadays?

osh, your posts make me keep coming to this site even though its been taken over by "i love you, i think i'm in love with you, i want to fuck you, lets be BFFs forever" sorority crap worthwhile.

I think herbiefrog is hysterical.

The only story about Pete D. I want to read is- Pete D. died a lonely, painful death. The morgue will hold the body for only 30 more days. If the remains continued to be unclaimed, they will be cremated and flushed down the toilet. Pete D. was in some kind of band, but was most fondly remembered for having his ass kicked by an extremely thin girl.

Osh, herbietard is lamebananas.....you know what to do

#14
You're still not making any sort of sense.

#21 Oh, I'm sorry, do you want the Wand of Power? And, BTW, your comparing the slaughter of 6 million Jews to me asking to be rid of nonsensical strings of posts is insulting and cliche to say the least.

First off, what kind of man openly admits to getting ass-kicked by a girl (and Kate Moss, no less, not even China or Rosie O'Donnel). And why did Kate kick his ass? Because she was jealous. Snaggletooth Pete sprayed some photog with his "essence". Only Kate is to be coated in all things Doherty. She'd have really shit if she found out he pissed on a homeless person upon leaving the studio. He's supposed to save all the nasty for Kate.

25 - someone wants to fuck me? Like I don't here that every .2 seconds. Thanks for the fan mail. If yousend me your pic, SS# and $75 I will send you a free lunchpail and Osh T-shirt which is a poly-cotton blend and features a picture of me on the front squatting over lambananas while 9 months pregnant and pressing gingerly on my stomach. Ever so gingerly.

If Jennifer Lopez is J-Lo, and Kevin Federline is K-Fed -- doesn't that make Pete Doherty 'P-Doh'?

@28 Chocolate_up_the_ass
Clearly you were not around for the "i feel like nazi germany" thread a while back. It was funny.

Also, you go ahead and keep your "wand of power." Removing it from your butt might cause some kind of cosmic disturbance.

Ladies, ladies. Let's not fight. This is nothing a little body oil and gentle wrestling with the occasional hair-tugging and nipple-tweaking can't solve.

@31
Yes, I was around for that, and I'm sorry, my recollection of it was it being stupid.

P.S.
You can lick the wand when I pull it out of my ass, because I know you are quite the shit connoisseur.

P.S.S.
Have a chocolate starfish, they're delish.

Osh, I DID offer a peace offering, see? Chocolate starfish.

Gosh, Kate is the best sponsor to her coke addict anonymous buddies.

She beat him up huh? Only an anorectic, five foot freak could be proud of beating up that bag of yuck. I could kick both their asses asleep.

#21 - I hate when I feel like Nazi Germany. It burns.

#33 - It was only stupid because MeganHarris said it, if I remember correctly.

Ok, who's going to say something about the grammar in #36?
I AM the grammar police, so I guess I should.
It's anorexic, with an X. My boyfriend says he's anorectic, but he pronounces it wrong on purpose 'cause he's a large man. Secondly, what must not be a real ass-whipping if it puts them to sleep. If they wanted a kiss, they'd call your mom.

For the record, I'm being funny Feed_Me. Did you get crabs over the weekend? A suntan at least?

Feed_me, its PPS (for post post script)

And isn't it mamacita who has the shit fetish? get your bitches straight. If your starfish is all chocolate-y you should take a bath.

Mondays make me grrrrouchy.

I miss our resident scatologist. *sniff* Hey! Wait a... it smells like poop in here!! Someone's got a dirty diaper!

Nevermind, it's Pete Doherty's name that smells.

I don't really give a shit about all the personal difficulties everyone is having in holding hands and getting along.
Really, I'm far to self-absorbed.
I do, however love seeing people rip each other new ones on here.
If I recall correctly, (and I probably don't) I think it was Kim who said the "Nazi Germany" line.
Kim was dispatched in, what is in my humble opinion, the true Superficial way. She was insulted, attacked and shamed into changing her name into (take your pick).
Running to the Superfish police to ban the spawn of a German car (built in Mexico) driven by a Long-Island cokewhore who fucked an amphibian is cheating.
It's like telling a teacher what some stupid kid did instead of kicking the ever-loving shit out of him/her.
By no means is it my intention to draw the ire of anyone, but c'mon folks, let's not fight dirty.
I want to see a clean fight.
That or lots of mud.
And Jello. Jello is good, too.

"too" self-absorbed.
Sorry.

#37 Thaaat's why it was so stupid. I couldn't quite remember, so thanks for reminding me.

#38 Jacq, I did have a great time, got a suntan, but NO crabs! Ha!

#39 Thank you for correcting me, I hope you feel all superior and shit. So if you're not of the scat fetish bitch persuasion, which kind ARE you? And hey, maybe I'm black, that's why my starfish is chocolatey, and in that case, Geez, you're a racist to boot? It's always about the man trying to hold a sista down.

Sodomy, what I'm afraid of is spawning another "big fat fatty" and "SLIMY SLUGS" war of the lamebananas style, so that's why I went directly to the teacher. You just can't win against "big fat fatty". I mean, come on, what do you say to that? What do you say?

#44 Maybe you're black? Why don't you get back to me when you figure it out. I advocate acceptance and awareness of all ethnic backgrounds, especially one's own.

I'm only prejudiced against the intellectually and humor challenged.

I am a bitch of the SUPERIOR kind. Thanks for noticing.

P.S. Jacq. I miss mamacita, too. That dumbass "mamasita" is no substitute.

#46 Did it hurt when they removed your funny bone? It's called SARCASM, babe. Why I would want to "get back to you" is beyond me, since you're no fun at all.

I understand that, and I agree that in some cases there is nowhere else to go, but that should be a last resort.
Besides, the whole "slimy slugs" thing?
You gotta admit, that spawned some pretty fucking funny ripostes.
(That's a fencing term, not a mistake.)

I don't know. I'm kind of over the whole feeding the troll thing. But point taken.

It's not so much "feeding the troll" as it is "Whipping the shit out of that ugly fucking piece of monkeyshit until it never rears its ugly head again".
But I totally get your point.
Let's just see what happens before we ban away is all I'm saying.

AHA HA HA HA!

shit, there was supposed to be a link there

http://uk.tickle.com/test/humor.html

My computer must be in a time warp. Precede 52 with this.

Feed_Me, how come you can write sarcasm, but not understand it when posted by someone else?

In my world we were engaging in some (slightly) witty banter. It seems that your world is a bit paranoid despite your new tan.

Try this:

Everyone on this thread:

What the fuck are you babbling about? All the numbers are making me dizzy...or maybe it was spinning in the sun until I fell over.

Whoa, I was just saying that the Frog is annoying. I don't care who posts or what they say, it's just irritating since he's constantly doing it back to back in that obnoxious, long, haiku-like style. But I guess I'm annoying too, so I guess I'll just shut up. I can totally take a hint. It's been real, carry on.

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Correction :

"She was angry about the pud spraying thing. She'd eat the crap out of me. She layed into me munching and licking. I'm alright, but she hurt my wiener. I couldn't do anything back, because I have premature ejaculation disorder."

That's better, ...

Am I the only one that thinks Pete Doherty is like a made up character? How could he be arrested so many times, photographed with needles in his arms, sticking needles in other people's arms, spraying blood on people and not be put away for a long time by the authorities? It almost seems like he's putting out these fake stories.

You go girl!

#27, St.Minutia. So let me get this straight, you feel that those two wanting to ban somebody is equivilent to being forced into slave labor and then marched into an oven where you are cooked to death while medical experiments are being done on your siblings including being castrated and skinned alive while fully awake? If you don't like what they are doing fine, but get some perspective, douche.

Oh and secondly, I really really hope she had some wet naps in her purse after the fight because if she didn't wash her hands after touching him she might as well throw away everything she touched soon after, including her....house, car, child.

Spindoc:
There was a post 'wayback about "I feel like Nazi Germany".
When people say anything on these threads about "Nazi Germany", that's what they mean. It's the stupidity of a person, not genocide.
There's nothing funny about genocide.
Unless, of course, it's carried out in an Elmer Fudd voice.

Ummmmmm, I didn't even know they were dating?

She'll probably get fucked up on coke again soon and completely forget the entire incident.

#70, as always you are a voice of clarity, and of course your comment on genocide is as accurate as that old saying "Rape isn't funny....unless you're raping a clown"

"Raping a clown".
Now that's just a *honking* good time...

#50 - That was who said it! I don't think she ever came back after that day. Kitten eater!

#62 - Did you watch Big Love on Sunday? I think that means you're preggers.

Spindoc and Sodomy - oh lawd! You two sho' is funny!

I just imagine that like Pig Pen from Peanuts with the cloud of dust and dirt, that everything Pete passes ends up covered on feces. Kate Moss should be arrested for child endangerment for even having anything to do with that guy.

He reminds me of a Garbage Pail kid.

I heard that mamacita's husband got mad when he found out she was cyber-ing with me and broke her computer over her head. That's just what I heard.

45: Jacq - you do look pretty hot in the leather stormtrooper outfit though. Call the Nazi thing a mixed bag. :)

Funny thing about Nazi comments - someone always brings up 6 million dead Jews. How come the Russians never merit a mention? They lost @20 million to Hitler. Somewhere, a frustrated Ruski is sitting at his computer saying "Christ, how many do we have to lose before we get a shout out?"

To which I reply only: "Have Steven Speilberg, Adrien Brody Meryl Streep make some movies; however, if Robin Williams starts pitching 'Jakob the Liar II', feel free to garotte him."

Kate is such a cow, My poor little Petey :'( *kisses finger*

FIRSTLY: PETE IS REALLY UGLY, WITH A FAT FACE, BEER GUT, NO SEX APPEAL - HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR HIS NASTY CRAZY BEHAVIOURS AND THEY SHOULD FLUSH THE KEY AWAY. SHE SHOULD BEAT HIM UP - FOR BEING A STUPID B A S T A R D.

SECOND: I'VE NEVER FOUND KATE MOSS TO BE ATTRACTIVE, IN FACT ALMOST BORERING PLAIN (& I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT - SHE'S OVER HYPED). I'VE SEEN HOTTER GIRLS WHILE GOING CLUBBING THAT HAS MORE COMMERICAL APPEAL THAN HER. SHE HAS SKANKY HOE HEROIN TRASH WRITTEN ALL OVER HER PALE GAUNT FACE. SHE SUX AS A ROLE MODEL - WHO THE F**K GETS CAUGHT DOING COKE & BECOMES MORE FAMOUS, REVERED & GETS A PAY RISE? I THINK SHE'S GROSS! SHE DESERVES TO BE WITH HER UGLY LARD OF A BF PETE. I JUST THINK CHILD SERVICES SHOULD TAKE THEIR DAUGHTER AWAY - I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THAT POOR GIRL (UR PARENTS ARE DRUG ADDICTS, UR FATHER IS A LOSER & UR MOTHER IS STRANGE).

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why kate is ugly too