First?

second?!

Damn, I finally got first. OK, so Kate is a nice piece of ass....which reminds me...Tom Cruise loves the cock!!

shit! when am i ever going to be first...

kate looks pretty here, a little old though. shes like 40 now isnt she?

First!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,235th

ha!

@3 damn right...you suck, only cause you got first otherwise I wouldn't know

You can't see it in this picture, but she's locked in on some dude chopping rails nearby, frantically trying to get through the crowd...

Doherty should have spent more time counting his lucky stars rather than snorting coke.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

So this is news? Didn't anyone read about Lindsay Lohan breaking a bottle Wild Turkey over Mischa Barton's head and then taking a dump in her purse?

A beautiful mermaid? What the hell? Oh, yeah, she was in that porno I rented called "The Little Sperm Maid".

Or was it "Indy-Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon"?

Maybe it was "Grinding Nemo."

Well, what I really wanted to say is, I just like porn.

Apparantly coke keeps you really thin and your skin looking great. I will have to get on that.

Where the hell did she get those earrings? I love them.

TCLTC

This post is lame as MI-III

Now thats a girl to shoot up for in life.....I mean shoot for in life........I mean shoot period........

I recommend a regiment of cocaine and nicotine for really radiant skin. That, and the saliva of a toothless singing hobo.

ps Tom Cruise still loves the cock

first

Errrmmm... it is quite common knowledge that she is still seeing him.

She's just a big of a dirtbag as her disgusting boyfriend, they belong together. She's still young, I'll give her that, but her unavoidable descent into Janice Dickinson territory is progress nicely.

*progressing*

Kate looks so refined, so elegant in this photo. Moments prior, she did a line off a janitor's cock and scoped out a new boyfriend at the methadone clinic down the block.

she looks like a not-fat JLo here...

ladies, take note: this is what cocaine addiction looks like, so put down that chocolate and get to it

Kate Moss is so stunning in this picture. It's no wonder she has outlasted so many of her fellow models despite her short height.

Wow. She cleans up nice, just might be worth a shot of the ole man juice..if you can get the spoon out of her nose. Not that I'm suggesting shoving my dong up her nose or that my dong is small enough to fit up her nose or that I like nose F*cking. I'll stop now...

I've waited a long time to call Kate Moss FAT.

SHe is. She's FAT!! I'm thinner! and only a couple inches shorter.

#11, i love the porn titles. Keep them coming. My favorite flicks are "cheek and Thong, up in stroke" and "Harry pooter and the sorceror's bone"

How about Womb Raider?

I hear that Land-fag's favorite is "Men in Black Men."

http://www.joke-archives.com/adult/comporntitles.html

tons o' porn titles

i think i want megan harris...

"Murphy's Brown" has to be my fave

NOW I know why everyone hates MeganHarris...

i don't hate megan harris. I want one.

"Forest Hump" is a classic and then there is the "Cockateer," "On Golden Blonde" and, of course, "Black in the Saddle."

"It's difficult to believe Kate Moss actually used to date Pete Doherty".

Used to? What like a few days ago?

Pump Friction

you guys are leaving out that classic:
Creamer vs. Creamer

and

The Talented Mrs. Nipply

The Costume Institute Gala? That makes sense, her costume is that she is dressed to look respectable.

@26
Well now that you're life is complete go take a dive off a bridge..yeah listen to those voices in your head..land face first too will ya

and on your way down remember that tcltc

I read a few titles

"Will he bonk ya in the Chocolate Factory"
"Schindler's Fist"
"How stella got her Tube Packed"
"Lawrence of a Labia"

awesome

"Lawrence of a labia"...GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!!

#40 and #41, do'nt forget the best porn title of the year....

Herbie, Fully Loaded.

#40 those are some classic titles - must add them to my collection.

I also have to commend ms. moss on having succesfully washed the Pete Doherty stains off her for this event. Although, I'm guessing she had to use an acid mouthwash to cleanse the "hertybreath".

Wow, those porn titles made me laugh more than the post itself.

The only one I've heard of is "Saving Ryan's Privates". Not nearly as funny though...

@30/33:

you may want to click on MeganHarris's name - she is a he. nothing against man love, just thought you may want to know.

"Bar Whores" MeganHarris' penis was huge in that one, even Yoda couldn't take it......

#32 - Welcome to the club. We are happy to have you.

#46 - You have no idea what you are talking about. MeganHarris may/may not be male/female but is most definitely Jessica Simpson. Get with it. You also may be interested to know she eats kittens. What will you type next? Who is megana? Sheesh.

Bitch cleans up nice.

Oh the alluring enigma that is MeganHarris! When whilst thou reveal thyself? (and WTF does your name like to some dude?)

also - i guess i don't get the megan harris hatred...she's (please god let her be a she) funny...why all the megan-hatin, Jacq?

I can see it. She's actually not that hot in my book. Sure she has a nice body but her face isn't her best feature at all.

P.S.

her face reminds me of an alien

Fifty third!

xAgonyxScenex... She has a nice body? She has no butt and no hips and no boobs... she has a body full of "no's".

Wow, she actually looks human in this photo. But, to call her a beautiful mermaid is stretching it. Hey, Pete Doherty just turned 27 this year. Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Brian Jones are waiting for him. However, he won't be entering their section of heaven. He'll be with the dude from Milli Vanilli.

i hear it's pretty damn hot in Kurt Cobain's "section of Heaven"

she's pretty

#56, yeah, you're probably right. Although according to Catholicism, he would be in limbo.

Sheesh! how many times do i say it. Useless Things is NOT me! Mateo is an ex-boyfriend, I just link his site with my name.

If I linked my name with Microsoft's website, would that undeniably make me Bill Gates?

Indiana bones and the temple of poon
Episode III, revenge of the Dick
Poke-a-hot-ass
south pork, season 69
Bring it on....from behind
brokeback mountain
Schindlers Fist: Fucking Jews
hairy pothead and the sorceror's stoned
hairy pooter and the dork prince
alice in penisland

Juranal Park and Jurassic Porkare classics of the prehistoric porn genre.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

She's so beautiful to emphasize work the architechte which with rebuilt its nose???

http://www.lezlife.com

There's something kind of nasty looking about her pointy little nose.

Posted by MeganHarris on May 2, 2006 07:40 PM

Sheesh! how many times do i say it. Useless Things is NOT me!

not that i'm in any position to say anything and expect people to give a rat's ass but, meganharris, this was the first and only time i've EVER "heard" you deny having a penis.......so, uh, maybe you should deny it more? or, better yet, shut up

Fuck right off MeganHarris.

#60 and the rest of you...so nice to see your true maturity...Bunch of LOSERS! Good GOD! pray to him, who knows maybe its not too late to get a life!!

You can take the world's dirtiest street whore, give her some money, dress her up in Versace, and groom her to look like a President's wife.

It's a fucking delusion. Kate will always be classless, no matter how nicely her hair is done.

oh and you know what "claay" is Holly?? for some reason I highly doubt you have any idea what it means to have "class" you along with the rest of this room..

Sherry-Co ranting that others can't recognize class is like Anna-Nicole Simpson going off on Stephen Hawking for not knowing enough about space physics.

It's pleasantly entertaining for those that get the irony.

well then, provided she has no penis, Megan Harris - I love you

Holly are you for REAL!! What a stupid bitch...maybe you should get your celebrity names correct before using them in your post. That would be Anna Nicole SMITH-not SIMPSON...and everytime you post it is pleasantly entertaining to read what an ass you are making of yourself....get your facts straight..maybe that is the first place for you to start...what a loser!

hey sherry-co - what is your purpose here...if you've ever read a post in this place, you realize the purpose is to dig, scrape, poke and be as cruel as possible. To come in and call everyone immature and classless is silly - and the whole freakin point of the site...classless and immature is an aspiration here, you humorless bimbo. I'm pretty sure there is a frumpy housewives in depression chatroom on aol if you're looking for a peer group.

#54

after better research I had to burn my eyes for thinking she had a decent body.

sherry-co, lick my scrotum. Honestly, get outta here.

Um, anyone who has seen this girl's teeth would never dare to call her beautiful.

Skinny and devoid of fat? Yeah. Good skin? Sure.

But beautiful? I'm sorry, her grill is completely fucking busted and that is just hideous to me.

All these movie themed porno titles and no one has mentioned "Snatch Adams"? Curious...

she looks pretty there... brb gotta snort some coccaine

Just to put a fine point on the Kate vs. Pete comparo:

http://img.web.de/c/00/5B/B4/50.420

She looks pretty...it's been awhile I've seen her looking like this, usually she looks like a bum or something...

oh yeh, you "feel" sorry for the beauty that tragically fell for someone who didn't have what you have to offer such a "nice piece of ass". Aww. Hey guess what, I don't believe Kate Moss really cares.