Kanye West sued for being poor

You gotta be crazy

Good Morning everyone!!!!!

Good Morning!!

I guess she WAS goin with a broke nigga.

fifth...and he's a punk

Judgement: No more sunglasses. Ever.

What's the mystery about why Kanye would have to lease a car? The answer is obvious, George Bush doesn't care about black people, that's why...
I know for sure that's the reason I'm driving a 1995 Ford Taurus anyway.

I'd do him

#7 Ahahahhahaha!

I distinctly remember him blathering on about his penchant for porn... that stuff gets expensive.

If you're spending so much time and money "punching the clown" that you can't make your car payments, you very well may have a problem.

Doesn't the dealership know that modern-day reincarnations of Jesus Christ are exempt from earthly, human things like lease payments and financial accountability?
I can't wait til Our Holy Kanye calls them greedy lost souls out in his next joint.

I'm glad after all that money he still shows his true color..................

Punching the clown?!? I love Cakes!

Way to reinforce black stereotypes of irresponsibility.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

how can someone so fuckin rich NOT pay their car bills? a lease, no less!!
@7 that shit made me spit out my bloody mary!!!!

Did he lease a 3 year-old car, or did it seriously take them this long to litigate? Don't they give a lot of those cars to people, just so that they'll be seen in them?

Damages? Like that actually hurt MBUSA? Muthafuckers. Tryin' to keep a black man down. Blame it on the Germans.

his face gets on my nerves.

I hate him. He is so irritating. I'd love to kick those big ass horse teeth down his narcissistic throat.

You know the saying, "you give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. You give a black man an inch, and he'll steal a flat screen of the back of a truck and load it into a stolen car full of crack and 40's."

Oh, Papa, you're back! I stand behind the saying, "There are three things you can't give a black guy: a black eye, a fat lip, and a lease on a Mercedes-Benz G500."

Insert Eric Cartman's voice here: "Your family's poor, Kanye!"

Someone beat me to the punch about knocking in his big retarded teeth. What an stupid untalented fuck. I officially wish cancer upon him and John Leguizamo.

I see the Klan's all here.

The Klan? Kanye is the biggest racist in the world, next to Barry Bonds. I wish cancer on him as well.

Q. what's long and hard on kanye?
A. 3rd grade
I'm in luv with Land-Man, Papa & BarbadoSlim!

Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai.

He probably crashed that one aswell and was too busy experiencing a life-changing epiphany to make the payments. I'm sure he'll tell us ALL about it in his next 600 albums

Kayne's not racist. Pam Anderson was in that video where he was Evel Knevel and Anna Nicole was in that workout video. Yes, I'm a fan, shoot me.

Aren't we being a little hard on this guy. I mean, Anna Nicole Smith said he was "a freakin' genius."

And surely Anna knows genius when she sees it. Just the other day she was seen telling a rock that it was "a freakin' genius."

C'mon Land-Man! No land-cock, land-balls, or land-meat comments? That shit is funny. Break out the good stuff today.

#20 - He DID get the lease on the Mercedes. That's the whole point of the story. Way to make it case-specific! The third thing is a job. Frickin' idiot. I fucking hate you - and yes, I'm comfortable using the word hate.

Land-Man, diversifying his output?

Gimme a break #28...back in the old days, racist white guys used black people to entertain them but they were still racist. Whiny-ass Kanye is racist. He proves it whenever he opens his stupid mouth. Just because he has white bimbos dancing in his videos doesn't make him Affirmative Action.

Oh I see, the new/old conservative/fascistoid(not a word)tactic of calling the other guy what you are.

I agree with Papa, Land-Man. This thread needs a Land Statement.

And I was Black Jesus way before Kayne West was. I used to write my byline on Gideon's Bibles in motel rooms, but I still haven't seen a fucking dime in royalties.

It's okay to be racist.

#28:

Shoot you? Well, I don't have a gun, but I'm sure all the guys in Kanye's posse do, so maybe one of them could. Hopefully they can aim well enough while holding their pistols sideways.

I hate for you to get gut shot and die slowly.

#36:

Only against natives.

maybe he thought it he would lease a car just in case he wanted to trade it in for something better?

but what a jackass for not making payments

No truly, it's okay to be racist, I generally don't like people.

I'd like to ammend my previous comment and add Chinese drivers.

So, it's okay to be racist if you're white but not okay if you're black? LOL! Bigots have to be the most uneducated, uncouth and disgusting people on the planet. Besides Tom Cruise that is.

BigJim, who exactly are natives, and chinese drivers are no worse than, say men drivers.

Danielabella-I'm brown.

Papa, you're all about race today, aren't you? Fabulous, carry on. Can you make a joke about Mexicans next?

I think someone needs to jerk off in Danielabella's salad.

Like most PC America, racism is viewed as a one way street. If a black father says he only wants his black daughter marrying a black man, everyone says "awww, that just him being cultural (or keepin' it real yo)" but fire and brimstone for the white man who says he only wants his white daughter with a white man.

I stand by my challenge, and black American that can tell me what part of Africa their ancestors are from can claim African-American. I can tell you what city in Italy my relatives are from. I can tell you the name of the boat they came over on. I can tell you what and where the tribe the other part of my lineage is from.

#46, bravo, I couldn't agree more.

@44 I'm sorry.........

@46 I'm from Niger, Africa........

I'm sure Daimler/Chrysler is a racist organization and they are just financially persecuting Kanye for being the one thing America hates most, a successful Black man. You know that will be the spin, not that Kanye can't pay his bills, not that he's grown up accustomed to the government (read, you, me and our tax dollars hard at work)picking up the tab for everything. In the end, when his brief, megalomaniacal career is over, he'll revert to the old ways and declare bankruptcy and you, me and our tax dollars will pick up the tab yet again. Jesus may walk, but apparently he doesn't know how to write a check.

Did you ever see that T-shirt:

"If we knew it was going to be this much trouble...
We would've picked our own damn cotton"?

Gerald, I don't know what tribe in Africa my ancestors came from because they were stolen, I probably can never find out. But, my last name has scottish origins on my dad's side and irish on my mom's side, so I guess my ancestor's slave owners were of scottish and irish origin way back in the day, and I have cherokee cheekbones.

Stallion, I thought you were Sicilian? Sorry, couldn't resist.

@50 - I saw it as a bumper sticker. I love hearing people down here talk about "The War of Northern Aggression"

Speaking as a Land-American, my daughter is not allowed to marry a black man or white man, only another Land-Man.

I hate how people like Kanye think they are seeing how things "really are" and trying to enlighten the rest of us.

Ron & Fez say:
"White People are So Scared of Black People"

Roflyn, you can even come close to proving which ancestor(s) were slaves, you are miles ahead of the rest of black America. Too many don't even know what slavery is/was, they just stand there with their hands out and bitch when the GA check doesn't show up.

See, down here in New Orleans we are proving exactly how stereotypes are based on truths. Pre-Katrina we were leading the way with 1) Black population 2) over a murder a day 3) general crime that was out of control. Post-Katrina (when mainly whites came back) crime was non-existant (until the Mexicans showed up to loot houses they were working on.) Now, the Blacks are returning, guess what, murders are happening again. We're up to about 2 a week. I'm done with this subject.

@ 45

I REFUSE to make fun of Mexicans.

Well, not until they finish my flowerbed and mopping the kitchen. Don't want to piss those little taco-benders off until after the job. Fuckers will steal anything not nailed down.

Maybe he was used to leasing cars like the rest of us indigents do...or maybe he can't really fathom the idea of buying $100,000 cars like Paris and Linds do on the complete fly...it's like a drop in the bucket!

I love it when white people feel threatened by a successful Black guy... what's the matter cupcake, lost your managerial job at Dairy Queen to some guy named Tyrone? Gotta love it... probably Kanye's accountant's fault that the payments were missed. What's that? YOU don't have an accountant??? Jealous pricks...
It takes one story about one idiot rapper to make you remember how miserable you have it... your family was probably chased out of Italy for being part eggplant...

#55 - Thanks for mailing them to my town, fucker. Can you send bus fare? I never thought I'd say it, but I think I'd rather be living in N.O.

Kanye West has some good songs, but he is an a-hole.

Ok, first off, I believe everyone in the world has a bit of racism. Anytime you make a racist joke, for instance. Hell, you hear people badmouth their own races! A black person thinking all white people are racist is, well, racist as well. That's just how life is.
And 58--why are you so mad about white people making fun of Kanye? I'm sure plenty of black people have made fun of Eminem, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, etc. I think some people are just jealous, not threatened. Hell, just because Kanye has money doesn't make me feel threatened--I would feel threatened only if the guy actually had it out for me...and last I checked, he doesn't.

I actually think Kanye is a superficial (HA!) prick as well... I think Eminem would beat him in a cage match and then steal the rims on his crappy mercedes... just saying, there's nothing like a successful Black man to bring out all the Sambo comments...

Jacq, I've got a bed for you to sleep in if you're ready to move *wink wink*.

You'd feel right at home down here too, you can't go anywhere any more without hearing groups of people hablo-ing Espanol. Add the groups of Mexican guys who will stare at you and rape you visually, you're home baby.

@19 -- i didn't even finish reading your post before i died laughing. lol...

@31 -- i think that was their point. woah, relax!!!

@ white people -- don't hate that man 'cause he's black! he's just trying to make some money in this cruel cruel world!

@ black people -- don't stand behind that man 'cause he's black!! he's nothing but a niekro on a come up and you know it!! bumping his gums at that!

Hahahah, this article made me laugh...

Too cool for school.

#61. "making fun of kanye"

I didn't see that, it was more like;

"demanding lots anod lots of money from yet another innocent superstar"

Good job Kanye. Great black role model.

Jacq -- you know, I THOUGHT someone tried to insult me on this thread, but it COULDN'T be Jacq, because Jacq is DEAD TO ME!!!

P.S. Her vagina is dead to me as well. It's been dead for some time. That probably explains the smell.

It makes more sense to lease if you HAVE money than if you don't.

Why buy? If you lease, you can trade in for a new car every year or two.

No need to invest in buying a car you won't want in two years, anyway. I'm all about the lease, baby.

(Kayne's still trash.)

To all the racists and bigots on this thread: Buy Kanye Jesus' next album and be saved. And educated.

#67 Sweetcheeks...Im with you on that one. Your not the only one who is tired of hearing about how jacq makes her living on her back...and your very right, that IS why it smells around here..

Amen, spacedog.

Hail Kanye.

How does Jacq make her living on her back? Does she charge other people? Every time I hit it, I don't get charged.

GTLTJ

(Gerald Tarrant Loves The Jacq)

#72 - It ain't whoring if you do it for free. :) I heart you

Which reminds me, doesn't Kanye make that vagina sign with his hands? I LUUUUUVE vaginas!

His babymomma car crib is bigger than his

TCLTC

#69

How the hell am I supposed to educate myself on a man who thinks he's Jesus and should be in the Bible? Last time a guy thought he was God, Waco became a punchline (much like Kanye's career will eventually become). You want to be educated? Buy a Smokey Robinson album, yeah!

Did you hear that track Kanye did for MI3? Gawd, it's awful... I put the link up on my blog:

http://cibscicle.blogspot.com/2006/05/stevie-wonder-is-genius.html

it's horrible and oddly-rhythmless...

NIGGER;

N.I.G.G.E.R give a nigger a shovel, he be a good digger.

Piss off, I'm quoting Public Enemy, whitey.

SHIT, late to the party

oh, and to all the blacks whining about slavery;

YOU were never a slave. Your Parents were never a slave. Your grandparents were never a slave. etc. Get the fuck over it, and get on with being American. Be glad your 7 generations ago ancestor was to slow to escape. Otherwise, you'd be in the Congo, getting raped by Liberians or Sudanese right fucking now. I think the USA has less than 1% the worlds population and about 80% are trying to escape to here. Who isn't? Scandanavians, Canadalings and dictators. Be proud, like the rest of us. For the fucking record I am 1/2 Italian, the other half is English, French, German, Arabic, Mongolian ( the Arab girl was raped by a Mameluke before being raped by the English dude) and Crow fucking Indian. My aunt, the dumb cunt is into geneology. Man, my ancestors could FUCK!!!!

Land-Man

Rock on lil'fella, rock on!

#76 -- that's sarcasm. Just like my earlier post #11. I think Kanye is a joke. Decent songs, but not worth the hype.

Kanye is a legend in his own mind...and since like minds hang together - that explains his 'friendship' with TC (who incidentally LOVES The Cock!)!!!
Kanye is a flash in the pan rapper - don't see him being any kind of a player wielding any kind of pseudo-power -- clearly he's a wannabe..........

He was never in that car accident. He was nearly killed by my Land-Cock when he stood between it and Counselor Troi from Stare Trek: The Next Generation.

My Land-Cock is also responsible for Gulf-War syndrome, and Penis Envy.

You racist assholes suck.

"Kanye's racist so it's ok for me to be racist"

I'm prejudiced against racists, and their stereotypical stupidity, warped little egos, and teeny tiny minds.

"oohhh! Blacks are lazy, steal, eat chitlins and have big lips! Mexicans do crap jobs, steal and eat tacos! Jews are greedy and have big noses! Arabs are terrorists and wear towels on their heads! Brits have bad teeth and eat shitty food! Chinese have slanty eyes, talk funny, do laundry and can't drive! etc. etc. etc. ha ha ha. Aren't I original and funny? Bet you haven't already heard that 40,000 times!"

You have no idea how pathetic you sound.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention "Blacks have rhythm and play basketball, Mexicans are all illegal aliens, Whites are beer drinking, NASCAR-loving crackers, Germans are leiderhosen-wearing, saurkraut-eating Nazis, Catholics are all over-breeding pedophiles" because I know you've never heard that before either...aren't I clever?

Chink! Spook! Nip! Beaner! Wop! Honky! Mick! Spick! Kike! Kraut! Frog!

Fuck!

@58-

Oh here we go. AGAIN with the "jealous" bit. Please, if you are going to try to insult us, can you please come up with something a little bit more original? I really don't think anyone feels "threatened" by any successful black person, hell, we're probably all thrilled that it's one less we have to support with our taxes. I'm for ALL of them becoming successful and rich, I'd be willing to bet the rest of us would get a hell of a tax break if they started supporting little Shaneiqua and Donte and their babymommas themselves and didn't rely on the people with JOBS to support them. BTW, have you ever LISTENED to Kanye talk? He's an arrogant douche, plain and simple. Way to play the race card there, asshole. You calling me a RACIST in 3...2....1.....

@87-

Yeah, I'm German. I'm sure that explains a lot.

@87 - "hell, we're probably all thrilled that it's one less we have to support with our taxes."

I just SOM. Too damn funny.

We sure do have a lot of New Orleans/Louisiana people in here!

Okay. If I am racist, it's only because my ratio of bad experiences with blacks outweigh my good experiences. I have worked with more racist black bitches than all the white people I know. My husband was robbed and stabbed (four inch filet knife) at work by a black man... well, let me correct myself, that would be a nigger. I'm sure all the responsible, hardworking, educated black people out there hate niggers as much as me, just like all the responsible, hardworking, educated middle-eastern people hate the cameljockeys, the Mexicans hate the wetbacks, the whites hate the white trash, et. al, ad nauseum. I have a problem with people calling themselves African American, and using it as a crutch, when they have no idea what their 'homeland' is even about. I bet most of them don't even know what the four colors of Africa mean, but they all wear their little pendants as a sign of solidarity.

Yes, blacks are more racist than whites in a lot of cases. What about the Black Miss America pageant or black spring break? Can we have white things like that? Nope. Ever been to the Mississippi Gulf Coast during black spring break? Business shut down and pull their shit in like turtles in their shells because of the ungodly behavior. Fighting, sexual crimes, noise pollution, the list goes on. Unbelievable.

Who wants to admit that slaves were, in most cases, sold to white transporters and owners by their own people? Who wants to admit that approximately 35% of slave owners were black (I always heard that one, never bothered to validate, but it sounds right)? Who wants to admit that it was hundreds of years ago, and no one is suffering slavery of any kind except that of their own making now.

I like black people. And white people. And Mexicans and Arabs and Indians and Asians and everyone else. What I can't stand are their low-down, dirty, trashy, good-for-nothing, living on the government leg, taking and never giving back, using, useless, shit for brains counterparts. Does that make me a racist, or an elitist or just someone who doesn't appreciate being bent over every April 15 to pay for the laziness of others?

What's with all these smart women being married. Shit, if you chicks were so smart you wouldn't be married, you be in my harem.

I used to be in a harem. Then I found out that they do things the old-fashioned way: they pluck out your pubes one by one. I left, and now I just get waxed.

Besides, none of the other bitches could keep up with me.

Don't make me leave a big chocolate mud baby on your chest

on my local radio station, they said that kanye can't find the car.

I kid you not

Someone _please_ explain this whole "crap-on-chest" business... I think I was introduced to that expression for the first time in one of the "Scary Movie(s)". I don't get it... Where did it come from, is this like a Tom Cruise fetisch thing?

Oh, and the word nigger is a really bad word. I take offense from it whenever I hear it. It's like girls (and people in general) disliking the word cunt.

whatthe fuck is up with all the racist shit talking? i thought we were making fun of kanye's cheapness ( even tho hes a millionaire ) not the fact that hes african-american or any other heritage.
FUCK!
this calls for some scotch.....

# 20 --LOL

LickyLicky: They have a Miss White American in Bedford TN once a year at Big Boy's Fry Daddy. winner gets a john deere tractor and a pint of jack daniels, and the chance to ride through downtown on the back of a ford f1-50 in a crown and a dress.

Oh Toto.. we're home!

LickyLicky, you are my hero. Along with tsarinaamanda, Gerald Tarrant, Land-Man, sweetcheeks, TrannyG, Papa... et al. I was born and raised in the south and my experience with the blacks has evolved into a complete disrespect and hate for 95% of them!

Yeah, it's unfortunate that YOUR people sold you across the pond 400 YEARS AGO, but it's time to move on and quit fuckin whining about it! This "excuse" for your every failure is almost laughable. The Jews had the Holocaust to deal with -- Jewicide, if you will -- yet, managed quite well in the aftermath and it wasn't that long ago. The Asians move here and quickly kick our asses, academically, yet the black people are still whining that standard testing is UNFAIR to them. The Cubans that floated over on an inner tube, without a penny in their pocket, are managing quite well also and they are grateful to be here. Of course, a black person will argue that they had no "choice" in coming here and there is a difference... but if you bought them a one-way ticket to Africa, my guess is that they would choose to stay here.

After getting Affirmative Action, welfare, and all the other bennies they're "entitled" to -- they're STILL bitching, hating and blaming whitey, and expecting even more.

I witnessed, first-hand in school, if a black kid did well on a test or report card... the other black kids made fun of that kid and accused him of trying to be "white". It's the same if one is promoted at work! They hold back their own, but blame whitey for it. It's time they take responsibility for their own shit!

OBVIOUSLY no one has ever heard the KANYE/LITTLE BROTHER SONG called "take it all back?"

ANYWAYS- at the end of the song he talks about the NEW G500 he purchased. He says "Don't go out and buy the new G-5, I swear its a bad look for the girls, they get in the car and say "nigga, your check engine light is on" and i say "well well your shirt is on, so theres two things we need to get off" - and then he goes on the explain how its all trouble and how he asked them to "give me all my money back or ill put it on the new little brother track" and that they didnt believe him.

SO there you go. he didnt pay because he was pissed and an egomaniac. not because he was black and irresponsible

This is the best thread of all time.

I'm going to go re-read my autographed edition of Mein Kampf.

Yes, I'm black. But I'm one of those fabled negroes that was beaten up by my own kind for being too smart, and consequently too white.

So now I hate black people, too.

Ingrates.

So, when people explain that they hate 95% of us, just know that the last 5%, the non-niggers, the ones that don't care that we can't figure out which African country our ancestors came from (who wants to live there, anyway? Like I want AIDS? I stick to dating only white men precisely because I don't want some diseased mandingo droppings inside of me), we're doing the right thing!

And I'm *so* glad it's being noticed.

101 best post on this thread

give head girl go head go down she takes my money after she blows meeeeeeeeee

Wait.. the joke is on me because this disclaimer is likely part of the fun, for sure. I get it now.

"Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed. If your comments are excessively inappropriate or you question why a comment was removed, you will be banned. There will be no warning and no appeals."

Some celebrities walk the streets naked, and their flaws are so very visible, and it's fun to laugh and point and reading the actual articles here are the cause of many a gagging nostril squirting of Strawberry Banana Crystal Light.

But this thread has degraded into a lot of juvenile polarizing trashiness that has taken all the fun out of making fun.

The good news is some of the comments are pretty damned funny, but the rest is non-recyclable landfill matter.

Keep it funny ya'll - not tacky, trashy, and terroristic.

@101. i guess that means that your father deposited his "diseased mandingo droppings" inside of your mom? when people say they hate 95% of us, i'm sure they're especially referring to the seeds of of these diseased droppings. i can see you turned out really well. dumb bitch.

I'm sure he thought it was being paid ... the accountant was pocketing the cash and dropping it at the two casino boats in Indiana and Peoria.

{105} hit it on the head ... but the real killa is that for a muthafrankinberry that got her cherry kicked daily for being Sooooo smart. still cant figure it out...

But we wont get upset with you; cause she does not deserver to mother our Kings or Queens.

I wouldn’t wish her on any other race either.

There goes the neighborhood and the down fall of another civilization ....

you're all just hating.