May 4 2006Jessica Simpson is backwards evolving

LIBTARDS!

um, she looks awful. how about that. her sister is more awful though. i'm allowing here this grace period, only this once though. c'mon jessica, get a new stylist or something! now!!!!!!!

Nice suitcase, is her fading career in there?

actually, i think i just figured it out. she looks like her hair stylist. look at that first photo, her sucked in face looks just like his! ahhh.

frightening.

about a year ago, i specifically remember wanting to have outrageous monkey sex with her. and man is the old saying right on the mon(k)ey - "be careful what you wish for..."

on the other hand, at least she looks like crap.

The "O" shape on her mouth is the first two pics is her warming up to go home to her daddy.

Damn, but she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She should really lay off the bleach, and shut her mouth. I bet that's why she's such a dumbass. She's held that position too long and her lil' ol' brain just rolled out.

She doesn't look that bad, she just doesn't have all the make up and shit on. I'd still make sweet love to her all night long.

Plus she's leading the charge in the celebrity fad of having a pet hair dresser. How do you respect yourself when that's your job: B-celebrity lackey?

she is fat.

im confused, if thats her hair dresser, why the fuck isnt her hair fixed?

ill fix her hair for her, with a hammer.

She looks like a tranny with a bad Mystic Tan.

She is like five minutes away from turning into MeganHarris, or this chick...

http://www.lesliehall.com/8-sweaters1.html

Sorry. While I do consider myself a regular, I can't remember why everyone hates Megan Harris, but this is pretty funny if it's what she really looked like...

What happened to her looks? Now they match her brain! I wouldnt think that being married to that Lachey Loser would have a positive apperance effect on a person- but in this case, maybe? She should be with him again- and get her looks back. Or maybe she is finally starting to show the miles from having relations with her pig father for so long. Given time, I bet ashley will start to look worse.

Damn she'sssssssssssssssssssssss fine!

lmao, nothing like gold spandex to make the day. but thats not megan harris, the spandex would show off her penis too much.

I don't get you people!! She is not fat or ugly. Maybe you should look in the mirror. Give the bimbo a break--she might be stupid but NOT fat and ugly.

GEEZ

Why is her "hairdresser" always with her??

She's gained a lot of weight. Damn......

she is as fat as hell. i am a bit skinnier than her. i should know, i looked in the mirror.

and here I thought vince neil just finally decided to get rid of the handband and drop a few pounds

head band that is

#12 - Is that latex or is that fat-ass sitting on 2 balloons? I heart MeganHarris in gold pants.

#10 - Haven't seen you in a while - I'm glad you're back with a vengence.

Bitch is carrying my Chanel bag.

My bet is that #16 thinks Ella is bella. You are fat and ugly. And, before you say it, I HAVE seen you. I'M WATCHING YOU.

Her hairdresser is Adrian Brody???

#20-Vince Neil..bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Any news from the Britney press conference yet? I'm sure it will be awesomly Brit-ripping good.

i am still skinnier.

@6 Too funny dude.

She looks like Mercedes Rhuel with a bad bleach job.

They always turn to their hairdressers in a time of crisis.

If she doesn't shape up soon, the only gig she'll have is an appearance on Celebrity Fit Club.

She used to show her boobs alot more. Now she's all covered up. Did she gain weight since dukes of hazzard or something? You'd think she'd be partying like crazy...that's what she did before the breakup so what has changed??

I'm almost positive they are banging. And that guy is a huge druggie. peeps down here have told me stories.

Jacq-nice to have admirers but no thanks-keep your CUD to yourself.

Yeah 25 I'm anxious to hear also.

Whatever, so you guys found my picture on the internet. you know what? I don't care. And even if that is an old picture, I'm still cute. and i know it. I'm not fat whores like the dyke crew here.

Makeup, sweetie. Use it.

she looks like Heather Locklear's retarded older sister

no wonder she looks like a baboon, he ex-husband actually has a career-and she doesn't. its strange how roles can reverse like that...

My God, she looks to be in her 40s! It seems even the Mystic Tan damages your skin.
Speaking of Simpsons, has anyone seen Ashlee post-nose job yet?

btw, is anyone else here having nightmares involving that asian "hedonistica" chick up there?

#39 ummm--YES!

freaking FIRST!!

she looks like her usual self..so this is news..

Thomas come save us...tcltc..

and what's george lopez doing in the background?

You mean freaking forty-FIRST!! LOL...try refreshing next time. ;)

wow, she's really feminine and elegant-looking in these photos (but jessica looks like shit)

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Motley-Crue-Vince-Neil-Posters_i842429_.htm

She doesn't look happy anymore.

are we sure that's not David Lee Roth? Cause bitch has his hair down pat.

OK Go with me on this, but isnt' she starting to look kind of like that famous tranny Amanda Lepore?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/09/heaterette2_gallery__331x550,0.jpg

@34 MeganHarris if you think your cute you are sadly mistaken. That picture is the ugliest, pastey, looking bitch I've ever seen. I can understand why you don't go out in the sun though it's not nice to scare children at play and I'm sure you get tired of horror film directors bugging you to be in their films, I guess after the Excorsist you decided to end that career........

Like I said before your face needs
A) windex
B) plastic surgery
C) a bag
D) holy water
E) see all of the above

The answer is def. E

just googled megan harris...still love her.

come on
shes vince for sure

course the tranny comment was right on as well
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/02/17/images/medium/WK_0_wk17neil_168878_0217.jpg

Megan,
Can I set you up with my little brother? He has Down's Syndrome, but if you give him chocolate he might let you touch it

Did I miss something, or did Jessica get that role in the new Bond film after all? I mean, that is Daniel Craig, the new James Bond, behind her, right?

What is going on with Britney Fucking Spears?????

#39 yes!

and all my dreams have a purple fading to white background. And then MeganHarris and NewGuy ride off to the sunset in bella1218's SUV. Then Tom Cruise appears and sucks cock untill I wake up.

i always thought it was Devolving. Isn't it devolving?

She used to be a caveman...
But now she's a pop star...
Unfrozen Cavement Pop star!

Ugh. She looks so OLD! A few more wrinkles and a touch lighter hair and she could be Sophia on Golden Girls!

oh my GOD. I didn't think this was really MeghanHarris until she just confirmed it.

http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html

Take 49's advice.

here, i found another recent js pic:
http://www.seniorworld.com/articles/a19971201165849.html

primates are more talented.

ELLABELLA - Who in the fuck is your admirer? I've got a long range scope to see you with.

MeganHarris is one shiteous looking tranie.

I don't like Jessica Simpson and I agree she looks bad here BUT

she is in no way shape or form remotely fat

not even a little bit

Hideous trout lips she has...I heard that she went grocery shopping with Ken Paves and acted like a retarded 5 year old, hitting him with a package of donuts on the head while he paid for her items. I'm not sure she knows how to do anything at all but dress herself up like an organtuan...she really needs to stop inhaling her nail polish, it causes severe brain damage , you know...just ask Lindsay Lohan!

I agree with #47. That ain't Jessica...its David Lee Roth. I fully expect him to break out singing "Panama" any second now in that picture....

I think she looks like Cameron Diaz in the first picture, when she's acting all spastic and "giddy".

Did Anyone Notice Where She Holds That GIANT OVERSIZED Bag. Yea Over Her Belly Not To Her Side Or Anything... Right Over Her Tummy. Which If You Recall When Stars Do That They Are Prego! Could Jessica And Johnny Knoxville Have A Love Child ??

what's in the bag jessica?

Jessica doesn't look that bad. At least compared to MeganHarris.

zoolander? fuck that noise, she wishes she looked like zoolander. just so you know, jessica simpson was never pretty. and yes, #48 she totally looks like her. but not as good.

Not that you all are missing much, but there are two more pictures from that picture taking escapade. They can be found here:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/04/jessica-simpsons-new-hair/

With regards to the picture though, her hair is outrageous. She was definately saying to herself, "oh my god, look at this, he is so fired."

If Jessica keeps this up, she will definately fall off and Ashlee will pass her up soon.

I used to hate her.
Now I just feel sorry for her.
And....her....millions of dollars.
Nah, I still have the hate.

she sorta looks like a white, blonde whitney houston

Oh my GOD she is so fuckin' HOT! Huh? Oh no no no I'm not talking about Jessica Simpson! I was reading a magazine and looking at a picture of Rosie O'Donell. Yes, folks, sadly, the day has come where rosie the lickalotapuss is actually hotter than jessica. Ok ok I'm lying. I was just trying to say that jessica isn't hot and thought it might be fun to throw in that rosie eats other women.

Wait, so I don't get this, now she's become a Cruise-hag. This guy is as manly as Jake Gylenhall, as buffed as Andy Dick, as hunky as Richard Simmons, as virile as Liberace, as strapping as that guy from the ambiguosly gay duo etc...

Wow, she used to be so pretty!!!

I think she's kind of overexposed, I know I kind of don't like her. Poor Nick, I think she cheated on him.

I'd hit it..................with a bat

Check this out: This is a picture of pinkey_nip:::!!!!:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060503/i/ra3638003344.jpg?x=380&y=301&sig=.3TDMwGz1f4iLs48k3jM5w--

I'm thinking she's looking a lot like David Lee Roth.

http://blackchampagne.com/band-names/images/david-lee-roth1.jpg

ALOT.

I love lamp.

I love lamp.

@60...hey fisher...say what you want about jess and her bad hair and gaping pie-hole, but i still smack it to angie...something about those giant mams...

I love lamp.

you will be banned

Dimmy! Why you do this to me Dimmy? Please Dimmy, I'm afraid!

The Power Of Christ Compels You

I love lamp.

ITS SO FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO HURT MY FEELINGS WHEN IM NOT EVEN ONLINE. YOU ARE PATHETIC... BEYOND PATHETIC. SO I SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG, BIG DEAL, WE ALL DO IT, THAT'S WHY SPELL CHECK WAS INVENTED. KNOW WHY THE OUTSIDE WAS INVENTED? SO YOU LOSERS COULD TEAR YOURSELVES AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND OBSESSING OVER ME.

where'd you get THOSE clothes....at the...toilet...store?

I ate a big, red candle.

Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

he said heinie!

one time i ate fiberglass installation. It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said it was.

Oh Baxter, You Are My Little Gentleman. I'll Take You To Foggy London Town, Because You Are What? My Little Gentleman.

She is starting to look like Britney after she got a man. Is the spilit between her and Nick causing her to look dowdy? Please Jessice we would all much rather see you in the rags than Paris, Lindsay or Nicole, at least fix yourself up for us to jerk-off to, er I mean google over..

The've done studys you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

@43 don't you know you can't take anything serious on the SF geeez

Just for you...FIRST!

Don't forget TCLTC

Banana, look at me when I'm talking to you. Focus...Focus...Where are your meds?

Actually, you are way less annoying this way. I hope your brother flushed the haldol and amitriptyline down the toilet.

#90, "SO YOU LOSERS COULD TEAR YOURSELVES AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND OBSESSING OVER ME."

I usually don't say anything about these lame fights between users, but, uh, you've posted like a thousand fucking times in this article alone. So perhaps you were referring to yourself about losers tearing themselves away from their computers?

Why people pay to look like that? I wake up with that hair!
Idiots

Ok, she's gone from looking like Donny Osmond to C.C. Deville in less than a week. Has she got some sort of horrible music related fugly virus or something?

#70 - Jessica Simpson IS MeganHarris! OR wait. Is it the other way around? Megan, a little help, please!

Tell me, lamebananas, do you have trouble typing with those white-trash, dip the brush in the bottle twice to get to the tip, curling under, 8 inch-long nails like your hero Gwen has? Do we know why the outside was invented? Do you speak as stupid as you type? If we promise to ignore you, do you promise to go away? If you don't like it here, your options are as follows:
a. just scroll the home page
b. get that GED
c. get banned
d. die, you bloody fucking cunt rag
Wait, are you even online right now?

Anyone is free to embellish upon my rather short list...

Evil cookie;

Fuck you, Tranny Rules!!! Oh, you said trannies, oops.

Folks, her face is starting to look like this tweaker chick I used to bang, back in the blurry old days. Bummer. I still get wood from the "Dukes" trailers.

Jacq;

e: Shit, I thought I had something, but, I guess "d" summed it up. If my twat could spit, it would look like l-banana

f. add this letter to uck off and do it
g. move to Bagdad, I hear it's lovely
h. refer back to letter d.

whatever. I'm cute. and just because you losers googled me and found some old picture i used on my icon, doesnt mean shit.

109 MeganHarris, this is what happens when you use your name.

http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html

Shit. Jessica Simspon is morphing into Steven Kojocaru.

I can't believe her hairdresser would show his face in public with her looking like that no less "stepping out" with her. Moron.
That Megan Harris pic is hysterical.

she seems to be very protective of her belly area. When she walked out of that place you can see her hand about to go over to her tummy. Her body language is just showing us that she is unsecure about something, maybe she has put on some weight. But she seems to hide her tummy behind those over-sized bags a lot. She needs to throw on some makeup, shes not 22 anymore. On the newlyweds she didnt look this horrible when she wasn't wearing makeup. Anyways, she needs to clean up her image!

These pics just go to show the world that not all hairdressers are raging homos.

I'd still hit it. Women with big tits RULE THE WORLD.

LAST!!!!!

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock

David Lee Roth still looks great.

First!

What's Tom Cruise's "personal trainer" doing in this picture?

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

I wanna know what kind of mirror Jessica Simpson looks into whenever she leaves her shack...

Rather I think this applies more to the supposed "hair stylist." I wouldn't trust that 'man' with a tailcomb, scissors and a can of hairspray, any day of the year...

why does she always have a look on her face that leaves you to believe she's thinking of the sound, "drrrrrrrrrrrrr" ???

WHY......................................does she ALWAYS..............................................have......................................CAMEL TOE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????