May 8 2006Jessica Simpson goes red

Wow her hair looks stupider now.

she looks like an inedible piece of fruit

i like her hair.. i don't know about that tan..

that dress does nothing for her boobs lol

Her hair matches her tan! cool!

SHOOT THE STYLIST

And picture one proves definitively that those are implants...

I never thought i'd say this, but... her cans look gross.

Picture one and two should also read.... "Breasts that look like head of orange penis...."

Carrot top meets high glamour.

Carrot Top has some funny looking tit's, man what a great prop comic this guy is......

Her hair guy IS on drugs. HELLO Carrot Top! Her face should NOT be the came color as her hair.

It looks like she just crawled out of a cheetos bag.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER TIT?!?! Yes, I yelled that here at the office, too.

#9, #10, #11... great minds think alike!

SOM pinky-nip, great minds think alike.....

My God, what are they doing to her?! She's a fucking trainwreck! She looked better impersonating Vince Neil

I like the pleated section for her FUPA.
Orange ring? Check
Orange dress? Check
Orange hair? Check
Orange skin? Check
Dammit, MeganHarris, fire Ken Paves!

Holy shit I keep posting before seeing yours and now this is just crazy......

how about this, THATS ONE GEORGIA PEECH I WOULDN"T MIND EATING>>>>>>>>>>

Is her haircut supposed to look as if the wind is blowing her hair while she's riding a motorcycle?

If it is, then we got a winner.

Her boob looks like it's sausage oozing out of the end of the grinder machine...about to plop off onto the floor...

Yes, her tit looks like a giant penis, which is why you can catch Tom Cruise jerking off to these photos.

Somewhere Nick Lachey is laughing his ass off

Maybe we'll get lucky and Carrot Top will stuff her in a trunk with his props. There's no way he's going on tour any time soon, with all the weightlifting and all.

ugh dont these people have sylists to tell them 'hey your fugly dress doesnt support your boobs and your orange hair, dress, and skin clash really badly and look halloweeny with your shoes.'

aparently her sylist hates her

*Peach

YIKES!!!! Now why would she go and do that? Does she not have any friends? I think if anything it proves they are NOT implants, look how saggy!!!

Stallion: are you my long lost brother?!

She better be careful, Britney might eat her.

That has GOT to be Joe's hand in the last pic. I bet she's got nipples long enough to drag her around by.

Her tit looks like Bill Maher's nose

"plerp"

that's what her breast said.

I guess I'd hit it... with a carrot peeler? How about a juicer?

Somewhere Bugs Bunny is jacking off.

As a legal owner of a pair real boobs....THEY SAG after you loose weight and yo-yo weight gain and loss is the worst on them. Sad since she is so young, time for a boob lift honey. You might want to see if you can get a group rate and take Gwenth with you, owner of the worlds smallest sagging boobs !!!

That cutesy peeking over her shoulder thing pisses me off. You're twenty-fucking-(something)years old for God's sake! I bet the way that head swivels around is a result of selling her soul. Happened to Linda Blair, too.
This is scarier and uglier than a car accident, but I can't look away. Her boobs should fight LiLo's boobs.

yuck, the boobs look b a a a d

Maybe she's playing Frenchie in a remake of "Grease"

Somewhere Bugs Bunny is wrestling his bald headed champion........

Just kidding I saw yours(pinky-nip) this time, but yours was funny as shit.......

#29 - Extremely creative. Extremely accurate. Do you also think that Bill looks like he could be Hugh Hefner's bastard son?

#32 - Did you ever think Bugs Bunny was sexy when he dressed up and played girl bunny?

You can dress her up, change her bust size or tweak her hair color.......she looks like a giant orange lampshade.......with an IQ to match.

I wonder if the curtains match the drapes...

oooofa

I bet those strange puppies are filled with yummy nutritious carrot juice.

Nick deflowered her and now she's all wilted. In between bouts of crying, he probably is laughing and is glad that he can now boink some strippers and hookers and not have to worry about them waking up next to him.

PS: she still has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

40: i think what u meant was "i wonder if the rug matches the curtains"

#38: My favorite B. Bunny cross-dressing episode is Hillbilly Hare. When he's the slutty square dance babe.

BTW, put a stick up her ass and you've got the world's largest cream-filled dreamsicle. And by cream-filled, I mean her brain.

38: wow, never thought about it, but they do have the same smarmy smirk...(which i secretly think is kinda sexy)

Oompa Loompa, boobadee doop.. I've got a secret message for you...

Changing your hair will make everything better. Really. It will. Bwahahahahaha!
What a train wreck.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

hey Jessica, orange you upset that you look like crapola?

She looks like the old pictures my grandmother has hanging on her walls.

.........we say "does the carpet match the draperies." Same thing.

Anyway, that dress needs a breast lift.

Her tit looks weird because its a slab of silicone crammed in her chest.

Before and after the hair looked/s fine.....its the 2-dimensional personality and utter lack of cultural relevance she should be concerned about.

Are her bangs PINK?!!! Maybe she's promoting breast cancer awareness.

Her breasts are so saggy because I sucked all the milk out of them. Then my body digested the milk and broke it down into protein which turned into my Land-Semen. Then I deposited a load of Land-Semen onto her deflated breasts.

I see tan. I see LOTS of tan.

I see tan EVERYWHERE. Even her hair is, not red, but tan. What a lovely haircolor: TAN. Ugh.

Nice Loubotin pumps, though. I think every hollywood starlet has a pair of those.

um....don't you turn orange when you get Hepatitis C?

Jessica,
That's not how you do the "live long and prosper" hand sign.
BTW, TCLTC

Time for another breast lift.

@33 Kirsten snaggle toothed untalented overrated nasty slut Dunst has smaller saggier boobs than gwyneth does.

#42 - You've come in her mouth! Snap!

I wonder if her period is orange.

#48 - OR Orange you sad you look like a Crayola?

#44:

Me too.

Promenade across the floor
Sass shay right on out the door
Out the door and in to the glade
And everybody promenade
Step right up, you're doing fine
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine
Yank it again, like you did before
Break it up with a tug of war
Now into the brook and fish for the trout
Dive right in and splash about
Trout, trout, pretty little trout
One more splash and come right out
Shake like a hound dog, shake again
Wallow around in the old pig pen
Wallow some more, you all know how
Roll around like an old fat sow
Allemande left with your left hand
Follow through with a right-left grand
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing
Follow through with an elbow swing
Grab a fence post, hold it tight
Whomp your partner with all your might
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead
Wop him low and wop him high
Stick your finger in his eye
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound
Bang your heads against the ground
Promenade all around the room
Promenade like a bride and groom
Open up the door and step right in
Close the door and into a spin
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl
Jump all around like a flying squirrel
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear
Just come right out and form a square
Now right hand over and left hand under
Both join hands and run like thunder
Over the hill and over the dale
Duck your head and lift your tail
Don't you stray and don't you roam
Turn it around and promenade home
Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack
Turn your partner, promenade back
And now you're home
Bow to your partner
Bow to the gent across the hall
And that is all

I think this is a perfect example to show how people in this country confuse blond hair with being attractive. Jessica Simpson basically has the same facial structure as Ricky Martin, but because she has long blond hair (extentions mostly) and fake tits people say she's hot.

Same with Britney, back when she had blond extentions in everybody thought she was hot shit, she takes them out and all of the sudden becomes a cheeto eating beached whale.

#61: Damn you! Why are all the good ones taken!

Classic B. Bunny.. I have all the DVD's. But that one is tops, followed, by Rabbit of Seville, of course.

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Bugs_bunny.html

Has all the great Bugs clips!

Whats with all the "fake boobs" posts. Are you people mental...Jessica has always had really big boobs... except when she lost all that weight after Dukes of Hazzard and everyone thought she had an eating disorder. So what...anyone who has big boobs MUST have implants...get real. Besides, if they were fake they would sag over that dress she is wearing. The fact that they look the way they do in that dress is proof enough that they are real.

As an ILLEGAL owner of a pair of boobs, I would trade my pair in for those any time. Sure they look saggy or something in the pics, but i have a feeling it has something to do with that ill fitting dress. I really need to see them naked to make my final judgement- preferrably up close, in my face, with me suckling away.

I meant "if they were fake they WOULDN'T sag over that dress"

Holy crap she does look like Ricky Martin...only less gay.

She loves the cock about as much as Ricky does. And Tom.

Remember, TCLT <=============3

BTW...Her hairstylist Ken said it is indeed A WIG...see link below

http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/index.php

#62 -- indeed. Another prime example: Ashlee Simpson. She dyes her hair blond, snaps in some extra-long extensions, and suddenly, she's gorgeous.

There's more! Gwen Stefani. And Jenny McCarthy. Paris Hilton, Uma Thurman and that stupid cunt from Laguna Beach.

Ya' know, someone really should introduce her to the strapless bra. And clothes that actually fit. And hair that doesn't look like shit. And...

Really, she needs to stop trying to dress herself.

Gravity, what an unbeatable force of nature.

Saggy boobs! saggy boobs!!

Her colorist is a moron. This pretty much always happens when you put red over bleached har..it looks washed out and orange. They teach that in beauty school for gods sake..I think she did it herself w/Nice n Easy which is why YES her bangs are pinkish.
She'll be blonde again in a week, as if it matters since she's on her way out anyhow.

Did she just walk into a Fantastic Sams and request "The Bonaduce?"

In five years, the only thing that will be between me and Jessica's tits will be her bellybutton.

Pearly #75... Just to inform you...Jessicas red hair is a wig. So your post is makes no sence.

They were just trying to "spic" her up for the event.

You know that bean bag game where you try to throw the bags through the target? And then sometimes you'd get it to go through..and sometimes it would get caught up in the hole and just hang there...that's what her tits remind me of.

Even if it is a wig, it's the stupidest most unflatteringly sickly orange wig this person could have worn.

General rule of thumb: if you can hold half a sandwich under your boob - a bra is a must.

Good lord. The girl has turned completely orange. It looks like the spray-on tan machine got set to "Crayola Tangerine".

And that dress definitely does NOT fit correctly.

Her boobs look like someone flopped 2 scoops of orange sherbet on her chest.

It's totally a mystic tan. The palm of her hand proves it.

That chick is TOTALLY a guy!

Her breasts remind me of an anteater or maybe she is trying to grow a couple of elephant trunks.

I wondered what that strange glow in the western sky was the other night.

It's La La Orange from Rainbow Brite!

i'm going to start a blog dedicated solely to BigJim's posts!

Oh yeah and......TCLTC

She looks like she got permanently squashed by the mamogram machine. Poor boobies, they just never recovered.

*playing Taps*

Her breasts look like they're drunk.

It's so nice to have fans. I think of you hotties while I'm pounding the hell out of my wife.

yes, the color is hideous
yes, the flopsicles are frightening

but you've all missed a photo of her stalker, kept at 500 ft distance by restraining order, seen standing behind the fire hydrant in the 3rd photo.

@#91
"Hey, barkeep, pour me another whiskey." *slumps over bar*

"Jessica's Left Boob, don't you think you've had enough?" *wiping glasses*

"Doncha tell ME when I've had enough, I'll tell me when I've..."*slides off seat, nipple lands in spitoon*

*mumbling from inside spitoon*
"Damn, I've gotta award show to go to..."

@93
Good eagle eyes! You get a Chocolate Star(fish).

Oops, sorry, I was thinking of TC. (thank you, bigjim)

i think she looks monochromatic. i love jessica simpson. maybe a darker red, a little less pink in front. and then a totally new dress because that one is just a mess. i dont think her boobs are fake either because they are too droopy for that. maybe she should try a new range of colors, i dont think orange is for her.

"Jessica Simpson is so Orange"

"HOW ORANGE IS SHE?!?!"

"When she takes a piss it's labeled Tropicana"

Badda Ching

She's on the downlow with Ronald McDonald and she's using this photo op as a secret signal. You know, to let him know she's thinking about him while she's out in front of her adoring public.

Later on, her and Ron will meet up at Element and knock back a few shots while listening to DJ AM's remix of the McDonald's menu song. Unfortunately though, the Hamburglar will get past the doorman and challenge Ron to a dance-off. Mayor McCheese will declare a tie and Ronald and Jessica will be so drunk, they'll have to be carried out of the club by the Fry Guys.

Wait.. Is that Jessica Simpson or a really bad Lucille Ball impersonator from a seedy lounge in Vegas???

And did she have to choose "Tabby Cat Orange" for her new haircolor?

You'd think that she wouldn't be getting droopy boobs at such a young age.

hahaha, she's broken. She should start wearing bra's because those things are hanging like a pair of nuts.

BigJim is in for a rude awakening when his wife gives birth to a Land-Child.

#94 Hee, hee! Thanks for helping with that one.

@93 I think we were all distracted by the orange hat Jessica accidently left in the street in the 3rd picture.

#91 - *hiccup* What're YOU lookin' at? *hiccup* Let me out, I've gotta barf. Dude, I'm gonna flop, hold me up. *hiccup*
(I can't do any better because I don't know how to type with a surly slur.)

she kinda reminds me of madonna from dick tracy, except more orange-y

104, nice observation!

@102
Yeah right, BigJim would kick your ass, you twerp.

97 awesome!

her tits look like an elephant seals nose
(jessicas, not P-nip's)

BigJim is stronger, but LandMan is way better hung (duh)

She also pulled off her blackened nipple (too much tanning, you know) and made it into a ring.

LandMan also happens to be a junior high boy.

With a telescoping penis. (Remember how he kept on changing his mind about how long he is?)

ok i think the hair is ok.. as for her crazy ass boob!.. looks like gravity has gotten the best of them.. :-P

#110:

Or so he would have you believe. I am honest about my seven inches. A guy like land-bitch, who has to spend so much time talking about the size of his root, must need to read about particle physics just to have theoretical proof of its existence.

haa haaa! That's hilarious, her boobs in that dress ... the dress is so tight, they can't go anywhere but out and down ... lmao !!

#113, look up the word 'telescoping', you have used it incorrectly.

FYI. My Land-Cock is seriously 11". And I'm a college graduate.

I suupose it's still better than her sister getting the nose job

http://www.starkedny.com/archives/ashlee-gets-a-new-nose

Oh my gosh, you are an idiot. I think you need to get your money back on that college "degree". I don't need to look up the definition of telescoping. FYI, telescoping has another meaning besides the obvious. Telescoping means that it has the ability to extend and retract, by means of graduating cylinders inside one of the other. Get your facts straight before you try to correct me, since your vocabulary is limited to things pertaining to penises. Idiot.

P.S.
Go back to pumping your penis.

Why did I look at this? And I just ate, too.

#105 I thought you did fine. I know what you mean about drunken dialogue: I used to try and get wasted and type with my face to get that drunken "feel". Hard to hit the shift key.

Feed_Me_Chocolate:

No, you are definitely wrong. And even more of an idiot for trying to defend your incorrect usage of 'telescoping'. Look it up, I dare you.

Prove it Land-Man.......

Air-Cock:

v. tel·e·scoped, tel·e·scop·ing, tel·e·scopes
v. tr.
To cause to slide inward or outward in overlapping sections, as the cylindrical sections of a small hand telescope do.
To make more compact or concise; condense.

v. intr.
To slide inward or outward in or as if in overlapping cylindrical sections: a camp bucket that telescopes into a disk.

I think YOU are definitely wrong.

I mean about the length. I have no idea what telescoping means.

Prove that my cock is huge or that Feed_Me_Cock is retarded?

Can you read, moron? You just proved my point.

WTF is up with her titts?!?!?!

krisdylee:

You bet I can. Come over to the Land-Mansion and I'll give you a glimpse.

My original comment was that you can't decide what size your penis is supposed to be. Therefore, it's like you have a friggin TELESCOPING penis; you can extend and retract is LIKE A TELESCOPE, since it's FAKE TO BEGIN WITH.

! 11 inches sounds painful

Don't worry baby, Land-Man will be gentle.

#122 - I AM wasted and only typing with one eye open, but no one can see that. Everything's slurred in my head.

I literally LOL'ed when I saw this pic...could her tit look any worse? I can envision her as she demanded an orange dress..."It needs to be *Orange*, dammit...I don't care how poorly it fits. What? My tits look like they're protruding sacs of shit? Doesn't matter...it's *Orange*!!!!"

Her stylist should be fired after this. If she was truly trying to make a fashion statement, royal blue would have been the correct choice to comliment her hair, and it is a very hot now. She could have found a number of sexy designer dresses in that colour.

You know, I decided to log in after #94 just to pay homage to beauty of the post.
Then I read the rest of the posts about the war over "Telescoping".
Land Man, I've said it before, and I have no doubt that you will give me cause to say it again, but: you are a fucking idiot.
She has you dead to rights.
Telescoping as an adjective means exactly what she says it does.
Given that you oscillate between having a three millimeter penis that requires viagra to keep your balls dry and a monster log that violates the very laws of scaling as defined by physics, depending on your posts, the idea of "telescoping" is perfectly accurate.
TCLTC
Wow, I had all these vitriolic posts to make about everything, but that really sucked everything I have out of me.
Oh, yeah: just because nobody has mentioned it in a long time: Mamacita loves the fecalphilia...(SOM, ergo, sum).

fecalphelia, sorry.

Jessica Simpson is evolving before our very eyes...

I think that Dukes of Hazzard movie really put a strain on her...

This is why women should never get implants. If someone as rich as jessica simpson, who surely with her fame and money would have acess to the best surgeons and highest quality implants cannot get a doctor who is able to do a surgery that will have no negative side effects and not make her boobs look scary, how can anyone else expected to? It looks like the implants are slidding too far down on her.

Her tits look ugly from the side, and what her stomach sticking out?

Somebody's implants have been punctured. The silicone has probably gone to her head.

the orange oopaloompa.....

azcoyote - The picture actually proves that they ARENT fake. . . you dont know much about boobs now do ya!?

You're right, my Land-Cock is a telescope...it's the 200" Mount Palomar Observatory. I also have a 60' Refractor with Gamma Radiation Detection capabilities down there.

'Telescoping' is wrong because it implies that the object tapers-off to become progressively larger or smaller. The ol' Land-Cock is a perfect cylinder.

She has to go strapless so she can adequately scratch her armpits like other orange-utans. Oooh, oooh, ooh, EEEE, EEEE, EEE!

I bet she has nipples under there the size of silver dollar pancakes and her ass is raw from being spanked by her dad.

Feed me is correct. Land-bitch is a brainless invertebrate who's finest moment would have been a first trimester abortion.

Normally I don't like to rag on people, but Land-tot, I truly hate you. I hope you die. I mean I hope the crabs that have infested your infinitesimal crotch mutate into larger carnivores that devour you a piece at time while you writhe in agony.

If that doesn't happen, then I'll settle for you just setting yourself on fire. Do us all a favor and get on it.

Her dress is almost the same shade of orange as the traffic cone in the third picture.

AHH... scary penis boobs!

You can tell she applied that fake tan herself by the scary orange palms in the first pic.

Those are smallish, but with a great shape. On her hands and knees, good floppers. But also, if she tore off the 10 lbs of underwire, standing. I guess I should split her in two.

It's a wig! Ooops..oh well. Her bangs are still pink and she's still orange.

first, why the title says "jessica simpson goes red"? shouldn't say she goes orange?
Anyway, how anyone in his/her right mind could think she looks ok? She looks fake, she looks stupider than ever, she looks as she was dressed by her worst enemy... I hate women who like to look all superficial? Do they think they look pretty?, Welll, in her case it's easy as she never thinks.
And no more tan for you, miss! You can't tell the difference between dress and skin
I hope a bunch of hungry rabbits eat her.

I came twice after reading post #146...

she should of at least tried wearing a strapless bra to keep the boobs from falling all the way down her belly. also, the dress is orange, and shes wearing black heels? hmm reminds me of halloween.

I don't know...I don't know. So confused...torn really. I love Land-man.

I'm not picking sides - just saying - love him.

Does anyone else read the comments from the bottom to the top?

No, but I'd lick you from the bottom to the top....

Bigjim

that shit was Funny! Course I also think the Land-o-nator is funny in his own way. I guess what I am trying to say is that I haven't seen a lame bananas post today, and i am so praying she, he, it offed itself. Or at the very least was covered in Gravy Train and thrown to a crazed pack of poodles...thanks Berke Breathed, wherever the fuck you are now.

Meet you at the Land-mansion, Krisdylee. Bring Jacq - according to Sherry-co, Jacq (like me) always up for a gang-bang...

krisdylee
are you like really horny?

Isn't it past your bedtime sweetie-pie???

ouch

I was just asking.

and actually its 11:30

so not quite yet
;D

You can stay up with the big people if you can keep up with the big people.

holy crap... Jessica, your beautiful, but please, keep your blonde hair and put those huge knockers in some supportive underwear before they hit your knees or anyone else's head!

it all looks to weird for me to comment on. that dress is ill-fitting for the size of her boobs, actually...

DID NO ONE SEE HER BEFORE SHE LEFT THE HOUSE??????

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HANGING OUT WITH KEN PAVES IF YOU CONTINUE TO LOOK SOOOOO AWFUL ON SUCH A REGULAR BASIS?????

TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Simpson, if you ever try to steal the color of my hair, I will be forced to kick your ass, you scrawny little bitch.

And yeah, what the hell is up with her rack? Did she stick a couple of cans of spam in there or something? It looks like they're melting..

Scary.

vitriolic this: you'd have to put on a fuckin orange wig if your fuckin dad fucked you just before you fuckin left the fuckin house, too.

DOOOOOOOO your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow, can you shove 'em up lindsay lohan's pussy or into snoops AFFRROOOO!!!! do your booobs....hang.....lowwwww

DOOOO your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can rosie odenell suck the nipples can ellen degeneres drink the milk, do your tits..haaaanggg looowww!!!

Shouldn't she be in Sudan helping kids get plastic surgery to fix their ugly war scars? Yknow, like her little sister's ugly old nose. God bless her and her scrotum boobs!

looks uglier than a can filled to the brim of smashed assholes

Like I said on a few other Jessica threads, she looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Well, on the upside, Tonga the orangutan tried to fuck her.....

Also, why is she demonstrating the "Taser" (a cousin of the "Shocker") in pic 1?

Someone forgot to take a look in the mirror before going out - how else could you possibly justify that horrible dress?

She looks pretty from the neck up, though. Hair, face, tan and all. And even with that awful dress, I wonder where's she hiding those extra 20 pounds (or so) she's supposedly gained since the split...

Eh, sorry but ashlee is acutally looking better....jessica reminds me of a oompa-loompa.

By the way: BigJim I found your REAL PICTURE.....you dirty dog!!!

http://www.bikerkiss.com/s20e457e973561ca6/user_details?prof_id=15416808&hst_id=17439022&count=499&w=quick_search&results_order=profiles_not_viewed&from=40&offset=20&frompage=search_results

Well it proves her breasts are real because if they were fake they would still look pert even though she obv isnt wearing a bra. Shame shes turned munting since splitting with that bloke from that band on that tv show wiv her.

(8) Make way for the S---O---V (8)

I can't help but feel compassionate for Jessica - life must be so hard when you're a retard.

Her boobs take the shape of an ant eater...it's disgusting. I am going to go and throw up now!!!

ok...normally i really like jessica simpson...but lately shes just been a pain in my rectum, And these pictures are really starting to freak me out!

You just know that disembodied hand belongs to her crazy ass father. He has issues.

:SIGH:

It's: "Do the Curtains match the carpet?"

Whoever let her out of the house wearing that thing must have really hated her.

Equalparts, let's think about it for a sec.

You say: Do the Curtains match the carpet?

Actually it is does the rug match the drapes, or some variation. Your statement doesn't work because you are asking does the hair on her head match the hair around her vagina. By your statement it would appear that you know what color her pubes are and not what color her head is. Another reason you are wrong, Jessica is shaved all the way down, I know I was there last night. True story.

Overexposed

I told you guys MeganHarris was Jessica Simpson. I think all the plastic molding and chicken wire that was holding her together is finally starting to give...

#12 so she's been hanging out with Britney then?

Her stylist should be so fired.... it takes alot of work to make perfectly good boobs look this bad.

She looks like she drank carrot juice for a week straight....
Jessica Simpson Orange Queen.

#143 - Admittedly, my knowledge of tits is as a consumer and not as a producer but I can assure you those are fake... Here come some links...

Link #1
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html

Fake Proof Link #2
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

And finally...
Grapefruit Link #3
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004051.html#4051

So #143... Looks like I know more about boobs than you at least.... 8)

Any idiot knows Feed_Me_Chocolate defined and used "telescoping" exactly right.

I wouldn't have felt the need to say anything but Land Man's loudmouthed stupidity is just too much to let pass. He calls out that the word was used incorrectly, without first bothering to look it up? It would have taken less than a minute to google before he made a fool of himself.

Based on his linguistic skills, he probably thinks "inches" mean milimeters. Asshat.

ooops. *"inch" means millimeter*
Whatever. It was lame enough the 1st time...

check out those titties man, bet if u sqeez them they go HOnk HOnk

LUCY, UV GOT SUM SPLANIN 2 DO!!!!! lol