May 17 2006Janice Dickinson thinks Britney Spears is a hick

first!!!!

wow-shes one to talk...

You know you're f-ed up when Janice Dickinson criticises you. Who's next...O. J. Simpson?

She may be a hick, but at least she's not a fish.

Umm. third. or fourth. or fifth.

Angelina Jolie is lookin a little beat

Talk about pschological heirlooms and Janice Dickinson - wowza. That's worse than MeganHarris telling you that you're ugly. Or me calling someone else a whore.

Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here

Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here

Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here

Off topic here but..

HAHAHA Good ol' Edna is over at PerezHilton with this:

I am glad to see this site is not nearly as vulgar as the superficial, which I lobbyed to install a filtering system. Keep it clean! I am reporting all disgusting posts!

Posted by: Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 09:30 AM

PLEASE LET ME COMMENT!!!!!!!!

Is she related to David Dickinson?
http://www.jla.co.uk/images/Artists/DickinsonDavid1P.jpg
I think they'd make a good couple.

It seems things are going my way, which is GOD's way. Bless you all and keep it clean.

Surprise, surprise. Old news. Everybody knew Britney was a hick.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

From Janice Dickinsons lips to Gods ears.

Apparently advice from silicone-ville is A-OK...

Unbelieveable that all comments are now being "moderated"... So much for free speech. When the SF starts bowing to pressure from some religious biatch instead of allowing the regular readers to post their thoughts, it is time to move on to a website that allows free speech. Too bad, SF, I was enjoying your site immensely.

Well, Britney Spears used to be the hottest little thing for a while. How do you go from Justin Timberlake to Kevin Federline in less than a year? And turn into a snagglepuss? Romp around barefoot?
Maybe she like iambic pentameter names a lot.

I'd Hit It!

Jesus loves you.

whooo 3rd post......there both hella ugly...except brit would look good if she droped a dfew pounds

True story;

I got high in the back of a van with Mario Lopez a.k.a AC Slater. He said that "Saved by the Bell", ruined his life. He didn't even give me his autograph...

she just said what we were all thinking. way to state the fact, captain obvious!

Janice Dickinson was at a party I was at and she weaved up to me and called me "snapperhead", and told me to get a haircut. Which would have been funny, but she was also really drunk and kept offering the bartender a "wet blowjob for a dry martini" even though the bartender kept explaining to Janice that the bar was open, and that she was a girl anyway and didn't have a penis. I really felt bad for Janice.

Jesus loves the Superficial filters.

What she says is completely true, but....too bad it's not coming from someone who looks like an old tranny.

I'd Hit It!!

I don't even recognize her--wasn't she one of the Price is Right chicks???? She looks like an old worn out Madam of some brothel somewhere.....talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Her comments make sense. However, she used to screw Rambo and doesn't have good taste in men either. She is looking more like that Aerosmith dude.

Britney may be a hick - but I think Janice Dickinsen has a dick.

In related news, Saran Wrap announced that Janice Dickinson will be their new spokesmodel.

Hmmm... hick or freak? I just wouldn't be able to decide.

i thought karen black was dead??????

i thought karen black was dead????

hmmm... Superficial hates Jesus? You are REPORTED!

...the filtering nazi's are at work...awaiting post results...WHAT'S UP DUB'YA!!!!

Janice Dickinson is desperate case

Haha slater has a mullet!

And I think Janice is an ugly,washed up, sometimes funny whore.

O.K SF...IT'S BEEN 5 MIN. AND STILL NO POST...REALLY?????

Janice Dickinson is the last person who should be commenting on people's appearances. When she gets her original face and body back, then she can talk.

Uh, just checking to see if my post goes through, and also wanted to mention that the right breast cleavage in that shot of Janice is really cool. Yay.

I'd hit it.....

And next on TODAY we'll have Janice Dickinson with her special parental segment "When Should My Child Get Botox"

That guy has a boob!

Tough call on this one.
Janice is a washed up, played out fag hag cougar who probably has started mainlining embalming fluid in the mistaken notion that it will help her keep her ``beauty.''
On the other hand, Federlame is a drain on humanity and must be stopped from any further reproduction, for the sake of us all.

..."due to recent issues with commenters, we've put in a system to filter out inappropriate commenters"...

i'm trying to comment on that "fag-hag" and i have to wait to be approved??? worry about the jew-hater eden or the holy-rolling edna...by the way, too weird the names are so close...are they the same person???...according to edna's book, did'nt the jews kill her lord and savior?...way to go edna/eden!!!!

hello....

Insert innocuous, inoffensive comment about Janice Dickinson here. Or unrelated comment based on running themes using language/ideas suitable for PG audiences.

1) Gosh! Janice Dickinson looks like a man!
2) Golly, she has strange looking lips!
3) She is old and unattractive now!
4) Her behavior is abnormal!
5) Britney Spears enjoys consuming Cheetohs!
6) Tom Cruise is a homosexual that pretends he's a heterosexual.
7) Tom Cruise's religion is really a cult and involves aliens, which is really weird!
8) Paris Hilton is a woman of loose morals and may possibly have contracted a sensitive disease!
9) Lindsay Lohan uses illegal substances!
10) Jessica Simpson does not look as good as she used to!
11)(A celebrity's) plastic surgery is unconvincing. (A celebrity's clothing/accoutrement) are (desireable/fake/ugly)!

etc.,etc. ad nauseum...

This is like Anna Nicole Smith giving you Advice on College Courses...and being RIGHT! If Britaney has fallen so far that Janice Dick-anything is giving her advice that if taken will IMPROVE her life then she should realize she is two steps away from living in a trailor and selling her blood for money.

Ok, after looking it up, she was never on the Price is Right.....still, she's pretty fugly......BIG difference from her heyday.....

shes one to talk, thats a tranny if i ever saw one..

Hello pot, this is the kettle calling, I have a few things I'd like to tell you......

The old lady from Hee-Haw is the only person authorized to give Brittany advice.

Wow, she's a regular Captain Obvious.

Damn, and Halloween's not for months yet.

Just one request Janice, sing Dream On for me. Oh and your daughter was pretty hot in Lord of the Rings.

karen black should mind her own business...

Since when is Charo a goth?

Janice Dickinson may look like a tranny hooker who's on one too many qualueds, but she's HONEST. The woman usually has the pulse on what we're all thinking but won't say. Leave it to Janice to stumble into the wedding, grab the mic, and tell the guests that she hates the groom. lol Rock n roll!

Despite the messenger being of dubious moral fiber, class, looks, or intelligence the advice is actually pretty much on the mark. I mean curlers? Even though my boy band broke up years ago I still take them time to look my best when making public appearances at the County Fair.

The only advice Janice should give Britney is how to take a dump on a glass coffee table while Sly Stallone whacks off underneath.

ooh, ooh, ooh, Celebrity Boxing - Screech vs. Urkel. I'm there, dude!

Yep, Brit's a hick...and Janice is a rotten cunt. More news at 11.

See Janice you should have listened to your mother, your face WILL freeze like that!!!!

yuck

karen black should mind her own business...

ORANGE! Again with the orange!

And remember building snowmen with charcoal briquets for eyes when you were little? (Well, obviously, if you grew up in a region where it snowed in the winter...)

Well, that's what her eyes look like: charcoal briquets. It's just too weird.

I heard that Janice Dickinson's breath smells like boiled pig entrails sitting outside on a hot day in a bucket of bad mayonnaise. That's just what I heard.

Hell, if Janice Dickinson of all people, calls you out on your appearance, you KNOW it's gotta be bad. REAL bad. Janice probably just wants a crack at K-Fed and his super sperm. She probably thinks his baby batter is the fountain of youth or something. I just don't get why she'd want his dick when she's got one of her own...makes no sense!

Well, she's not wrong. She may be a drunken, plastic, psycho whore, but her advice is spot on.

Also, Slater is hot, if anyone can rock a mullet its him....or Scarlet Johanson remember when she had a mullet.

It's like the pot calling the kettle black, Janice is tre tacky, she has no right to criticize Britney for being a hick...she makes more money than you do Janice! Remember!?

i dont like her at all. She thinks she's so hot because she used to be a model. USED TO BE!!!

hope this works!!!

AC SLATER!!!! LOL!!!!

hey, i have something in common with janice. i think britbey is a hick as well.

but i refuse to be BFF with janice. because she is a bimbo.

Ugh. Both Janice Dickinson and Britney Spears are nasty.I need to bleach my brain now.

If she licks her lips and I smash her face into a plate glass window - will she stick?

She sure seems stuck on the word 'hick'! She used it, or some form thereof, in that little blurb a lot. Is that the only word she knows to call Britney?

This is so fucking lame. I remember how coolio the fish was just a few months ago, and here we are, being moderated and watched. Is this some big NSA conspiracy?

(OT) #18. I don't think the comments were moderated because of Dear Edna, but because many people were behaving like they were 4 years old and writting nonsense stuff (like the 'first' thing). I've seen the word "fuck" in new posts and comments, so, no biggy :). I wonder why Edna isn't banned herself, as she only posts OT too and is annoying.

how much does she look like cindy crawford there!

Janice Dickinson is fucking train wreck. It has been a long downhill slide for her which apparently she doesn't quite recognize. What a haggard mess, pout of hers hasn't been hot since 82.

Love her famous pose the puckered lips the new fish look.

Joan Rivers looks like a beauty queen compared to this fish/fag hag. Some people grow old gracfully this it will not let it happen.

Gravity is taking it course I wish Joan Rivers will call her ass out.

for a while i have been trying to figure out who janice dickinson reminds me of... and i finally realized- she looks exactly like this old barbie doll i had after my brother burned her while playing with gi-joes and fire

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Ok so Janice doesn't look that good herself, but she is so right about Britney!

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Hey Edna,

Jesus was a used car salesman. He duped part of the world into worshipping him as the son of god. The rest rightfully laugh.

Take your religion and get out of here. Its out-of-place, obtrusive, and annoying.