May 17, 2006
Janice Dickinson thinks Britney Spears is a hick
Janice Dickinson told The Book Standard that Britney Spears is in desperate need of a makeover and should dump Kevin Federline. She says:
“I never found him hot at all. But she’s a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops. I would tar and feather her first of all, tell her to dump that [bleeping] hick husband of hers. She needs solid advice, and not from Hicksville.”
You know things have gone bad when you're getting unsolicited criticism from Janice Dickinson. The woman shows up to events looking like a whorish wax version of herself, so her explaining how terrible you look is like Steve Urkel calling you a nerd. Or AC Slater making fun of your mullet.
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Comments
1. Posted by downshine on May 17, 2006 10:31 AM
first!!!!
2. Posted by downshine on May 17, 2006 10:32 AM
wow-shes one to talk...
3. Posted by Tracie on May 17, 2006 10:32 AM
You know you're f-ed up when Janice Dickinson criticises you. Who's next...O. J. Simpson?
4. Posted by Agatha on May 17, 2006 10:35 AM
She may be a hick, but at least she's not a fish.
5. Posted by kittiesarecute on May 17, 2006 10:35 AM
Umm. third. or fourth. or fifth.
6. Posted by Fisher55 on May 17, 2006 10:36 AM
Angelina Jolie is lookin a little beat
7. Posted by Jacq on May 17, 2006 10:36 AM
Talk about pschological heirlooms and Janice Dickinson - wowza. That's worse than MeganHarris telling you that you're ugly. Or me calling someone else a whore.
8. Posted by Fisher55 on May 17, 2006 10:36 AM
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
9. Posted by Fisher55 on May 17, 2006 10:37 AM
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
10. Posted by Fisher55 on May 17, 2006 10:38 AM
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
11. Posted by gossipmonger on May 17, 2006 10:41 AM
Off topic here but..
HAHAHA Good ol' Edna is over at PerezHilton with this:
I am glad to see this site is not nearly as vulgar as the superficial, which I lobbyed to install a filtering system. Keep it clean! I am reporting all disgusting posts!
Posted by: Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 09:30 AM
12. Posted by pinky_nip on May 17, 2006 10:41 AM
PLEASE LET ME COMMENT!!!!!!!!
13. Posted by BrianMolko on May 17, 2006 10:42 AM
Is she related to David Dickinson?
http://www.jla.co.uk/images/Artists/DickinsonDavid1P.jpg
I think they'd make a good couple.
14. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 17, 2006 10:42 AM
It seems things are going my way, which is GOD's way. Bless you all and keep it clean.
15. Posted by sharkbite on May 17, 2006 10:42 AM
Surprise, surprise. Old news. Everybody knew Britney was a hick.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
16. Posted by 86 on May 17, 2006 10:43 AM
From Janice Dickinsons lips to Gods ears.
17. Posted by crunchy_wasabi on May 17, 2006 10:43 AM
Apparently advice from silicone-ville is A-OK...
18. Posted by gossipmonger on May 17, 2006 10:48 AM
Unbelieveable that all comments are now being "moderated"... So much for free speech. When the SF starts bowing to pressure from some religious biatch instead of allowing the regular readers to post their thoughts, it is time to move on to a website that allows free speech. Too bad, SF, I was enjoying your site immensely.
19. Posted by mmmBitch on May 17, 2006 10:48 AM
Well, Britney Spears used to be the hottest little thing for a while. How do you go from Justin Timberlake to Kevin Federline in less than a year? And turn into a snagglepuss? Romp around barefoot?
Maybe she like iambic pentameter names a lot.
20. Posted by LRonHoover on May 17, 2006 10:49 AM
I'd Hit It!
21. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 17, 2006 10:50 AM
Jesus loves you.
22. Posted by (s)AINT on May 17, 2006 10:50 AM
whooo 3rd post......there both hella ugly...except brit would look good if she droped a dfew pounds
23. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on May 17, 2006 10:50 AM
True story;
I got high in the back of a van with Mario Lopez a.k.a AC Slater. He said that "Saved by the Bell", ruined his life. He didn't even give me his autograph...
24. Posted by speechless on May 17, 2006 10:55 AM
she just said what we were all thinking. way to state the fact, captain obvious!
25. Posted by Dr.Rokter on May 17, 2006 10:57 AM
Janice Dickinson was at a party I was at and she weaved up to me and called me "snapperhead", and told me to get a haircut. Which would have been funny, but she was also really drunk and kept offering the bartender a "wet blowjob for a dry martini" even though the bartender kept explaining to Janice that the bar was open, and that she was a girl anyway and didn't have a penis. I really felt bad for Janice.
26. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 17, 2006 10:58 AM
Jesus loves the Superficial filters.
27. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 17, 2006 10:58 AM
What she says is completely true, but....too bad it's not coming from someone who looks like an old tranny.
28. Posted by LRonHoover on May 17, 2006 10:59 AM
I'd Hit It!!
29. Posted by SpazzCat71 on May 17, 2006 11:00 AM
I don't even recognize her--wasn't she one of the Price is Right chicks???? She looks like an old worn out Madam of some brothel somewhere.....talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
30. Posted by Mr. Fritz on May 17, 2006 11:00 AM
Her comments make sense. However, she used to screw Rambo and doesn't have good taste in men either. She is looking more like that Aerosmith dude.
31. Posted by abc123teach on May 17, 2006 11:01 AM
Britney may be a hick - but I think Janice Dickinsen has a dick.
32. Posted by BigJim on May 17, 2006 11:01 AM
In related news, Saran Wrap announced that Janice Dickinson will be their new spokesmodel.
33. Posted by krisdylee on May 17, 2006 11:02 AM
Hmmm... hick or freak? I just wouldn't be able to decide.
34. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:04 AM
i thought karen black was dead??????
35. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:05 AM
i thought karen black was dead????
36. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 17, 2006 11:07 AM
hmmm... Superficial hates Jesus? You are REPORTED!
37. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:07 AM
...the filtering nazi's are at work...awaiting post results...WHAT'S UP DUB'YA!!!!
38. Posted by gammanormids on May 17, 2006 11:07 AM
Janice Dickinson is desperate case
39. Posted by waterranger on May 17, 2006 11:07 AM
Haha slater has a mullet!
40. Posted by hotintempe on May 17, 2006 11:08 AM
And I think Janice is an ugly,washed up, sometimes funny whore.
41. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:12 AM
O.K SF...IT'S BEEN 5 MIN. AND STILL NO POST...REALLY?????
42. Posted by playahater101 on May 17, 2006 11:14 AM
Janice Dickinson is the last person who should be commenting on people's appearances. When she gets her original face and body back, then she can talk.
43. Posted by saltpeanuts on May 17, 2006 11:19 AM
Uh, just checking to see if my post goes through, and also wanted to mention that the right breast cleavage in that shot of Janice is really cool. Yay.
44. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 17, 2006 11:20 AM
I'd hit it.....
45. Posted by prideofchucky on May 17, 2006 11:20 AM
And next on TODAY we'll have Janice Dickinson with her special parental segment "When Should My Child Get Botox"
46. Posted by Proteon on May 17, 2006 11:21 AM
That guy has a boob!
47. Posted by Spacedog on May 17, 2006 11:24 AM
Tough call on this one.
Janice is a washed up, played out fag hag cougar who probably has started mainlining embalming fluid in the mistaken notion that it will help her keep her ``beauty.''
On the other hand, Federlame is a drain on humanity and must be stopped from any further reproduction, for the sake of us all.
48. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:28 AM
..."due to recent issues with commenters, we've put in a system to filter out inappropriate commenters"...
i'm trying to comment on that "fag-hag" and i have to wait to be approved??? worry about the jew-hater eden or the holy-rolling edna...by the way, too weird the names are so close...are they the same person???...according to edna's book, did'nt the jews kill her lord and savior?...way to go edna/eden!!!!
49. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:38 AM
hello....
50. Posted by Dr.Rokter on May 17, 2006 11:38 AM
Insert innocuous, inoffensive comment about Janice Dickinson here. Or unrelated comment based on running themes using language/ideas suitable for PG audiences.
1) Gosh! Janice Dickinson looks like a man!
2) Golly, she has strange looking lips!
3) She is old and unattractive now!
4) Her behavior is abnormal!
5) Britney Spears enjoys consuming Cheetohs!
6) Tom Cruise is a homosexual that pretends he's a heterosexual.
7) Tom Cruise's religion is really a cult and involves aliens, which is really weird!
8) Paris Hilton is a woman of loose morals and may possibly have contracted a sensitive disease!
9) Lindsay Lohan uses illegal substances!
10) Jessica Simpson does not look as good as she used to!
11)(A celebrity's) plastic surgery is unconvincing. (A celebrity's clothing/accoutrement) are (desireable/fake/ugly)!
etc.,etc. ad nauseum...
51. Posted by Spindoc on May 17, 2006 11:39 AM
This is like Anna Nicole Smith giving you Advice on College Courses...and being RIGHT! If Britaney has fallen so far that Janice Dick-anything is giving her advice that if taken will IMPROVE her life then she should realize she is two steps away from living in a trailor and selling her blood for money.
52. Posted by SpazzCat71 on May 17, 2006 11:41 AM
Ok, after looking it up, she was never on the Price is Right.....still, she's pretty fugly......BIG difference from her heyday.....
53. Posted by billabong021 on May 17, 2006 11:45 AM
shes one to talk, thats a tranny if i ever saw one..
54. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 17, 2006 11:45 AM
Hello pot, this is the kettle calling, I have a few things I'd like to tell you......
55. Posted by PapaHotNuts on May 17, 2006 11:46 AM
The old lady from Hee-Haw is the only person authorized to give Brittany advice.
56. Posted by nichole on May 17, 2006 11:46 AM
Wow, she's a regular Captain Obvious.
57. Posted by Ari on May 17, 2006 11:50 AM
Damn, and Halloween's not for months yet.
58. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 17, 2006 11:52 AM
Just one request Janice, sing Dream On for me. Oh and your daughter was pretty hot in Lord of the Rings.
59. Posted by ptprez on May 17, 2006 11:58 AM
karen black should mind her own business...
60. Posted by D-Rock on May 17, 2006 12:01 PM
Since when is Charo a goth?
61. Posted by lesbodojo on May 17, 2006 12:10 PM
Janice Dickinson may look like a tranny hooker who's on one too many qualueds, but she's HONEST. The woman usually has the pulse on what we're all thinking but won't say. Leave it to Janice to stumble into the wedding, grab the mic, and tell the guests that she hates the groom. lol Rock n roll!
62. Posted by blackfrancis on May 17, 2006 12:12 PM
Despite the messenger being of dubious moral fiber, class, looks, or intelligence the advice is actually pretty much on the mark. I mean curlers? Even though my boy band broke up years ago I still take them time to look my best when making public appearances at the County Fair.
63. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on May 17, 2006 12:14 PM
The only advice Janice should give Britney is how to take a dump on a glass coffee table while Sly Stallone whacks off underneath.
64. Posted by mushmouth on May 17, 2006 12:22 PM
ooh, ooh, ooh, Celebrity Boxing - Screech vs. Urkel. I'm there, dude!
65. Posted by libertarienne on May 17, 2006 1:01 PM
Yep, Brit's a hick...and Janice is a rotten cunt. More news at 11.
66. Posted by DancingQueen on May 17, 2006 1:19 PM
See Janice you should have listened to your mother, your face WILL freeze like that!!!!
67. Posted by YAYShannysHERE on May 17, 2006 1:56 PM
yuck
68. Posted by dandeeman120 on May 17, 2006 2:09 PM
karen black should mind her own business...
69. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on May 17, 2006 2:54 PM
ORANGE! Again with the orange!
And remember building snowmen with charcoal briquets for eyes when you were little? (Well, obviously, if you grew up in a region where it snowed in the winter...)
Well, that's what her eyes look like: charcoal briquets. It's just too weird.
70. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 17, 2006 3:33 PM
I heard that Janice Dickinson's breath smells like boiled pig entrails sitting outside on a hot day in a bucket of bad mayonnaise. That's just what I heard.
71. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 17, 2006 3:51 PM
Hell, if Janice Dickinson of all people, calls you out on your appearance, you KNOW it's gotta be bad. REAL bad. Janice probably just wants a crack at K-Fed and his super sperm. She probably thinks his baby batter is the fountain of youth or something. I just don't get why she'd want his dick when she's got one of her own...makes no sense!
72. Posted by andrewthezeppo on May 17, 2006 3:53 PM
Well, she's not wrong. She may be a drunken, plastic, psycho whore, but her advice is spot on.
Also, Slater is hot, if anyone can rock a mullet its him....or Scarlet Johanson remember when she had a mullet.
73. Posted by gogoboots on May 17, 2006 3:58 PM
It's like the pot calling the kettle black, Janice is tre tacky, she has no right to criticize Britney for being a hick...she makes more money than you do Janice! Remember!?
74. Posted by Eye Candy on May 17, 2006 4:36 PM
i dont like her at all. She thinks she's so hot because she used to be a model. USED TO BE!!!
75. Posted by dandeeman120 on May 17, 2006 4:42 PM
hope this works!!!
76. Posted by juicylips on May 17, 2006 5:47 PM
AC SLATER!!!! LOL!!!!
77. Posted by cat on May 17, 2006 7:42 PM
hey, i have something in common with janice. i think britbey is a hick as well.
but i refuse to be BFF with janice. because she is a bimbo.
78. Posted by frenchtoaststix on May 17, 2006 7:55 PM
Ugh. Both Janice Dickinson and Britney Spears are nasty.I need to bleach my brain now.
79. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 17, 2006 8:06 PM
If she licks her lips and I smash her face into a plate glass window - will she stick?
80. Posted by LickyLicky on May 17, 2006 8:17 PM
She sure seems stuck on the word 'hick'! She used it, or some form thereof, in that little blurb a lot. Is that the only word she knows to call Britney?
This is so fucking lame. I remember how coolio the fish was just a few months ago, and here we are, being moderated and watched. Is this some big NSA conspiracy?
81. Posted by gammanormids on May 17, 2006 8:36 PM
(OT) #18. I don't think the comments were moderated because of Dear Edna, but because many people were behaving like they were 4 years old and writting nonsense stuff (like the 'first' thing). I've seen the word "fuck" in new posts and comments, so, no biggy :). I wonder why Edna isn't banned herself, as she only posts OT too and is annoying.
82. Posted by Amy on May 18, 2006 12:36 AM
how much does she look like cindy crawford there!
83. Posted by Johnny Be Good on May 18, 2006 1:06 AM
Janice Dickinson is fucking train wreck. It has been a long downhill slide for her which apparently she doesn't quite recognize. What a haggard mess, pout of hers hasn't been hot since 82.
84. Posted by ning_ning on May 18, 2006 1:24 AM
Love her famous pose the puckered lips the new fish look.
85. Posted by ning_ning on May 18, 2006 2:34 AM
Joan Rivers looks like a beauty queen compared to this fish/fag hag. Some people grow old gracfully this it will not let it happen.
Gravity is taking it course I wish Joan Rivers will call her ass out.
86. Posted by kcb8 on May 18, 2006 4:09 AM
for a while i have been trying to figure out who janice dickinson reminds me of... and i finally realized- she looks exactly like this old barbie doll i had after my brother burned her while playing with gi-joes and fire
87. Posted by pagebetty on May 18, 2006 2:48 PM
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Ok so Janice doesn't look that good herself, but she is so right about Britney!
88. Posted by pagebetty on May 18, 2006 2:49 PM
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