May 2 2006Jake Gyllenhaal loves to bicycle

FIRST!

um well i dont see a bicylce in aaaany of those photos so that could mean just one thing... he just likes to wear tight pants for some reason ...

aaand on a completely related note, wtf hapends to the Lohan breaks her foot story? ok come to think of it the site is not updating on my computer but i was so first here http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/05/02/lindsay_lohan_breaks_foot_does.html !!!

I guess no one cares about this clown, no racing for posting!

What a fugly outfit.

Apparently it is cold.

dude, even the tour de france guys don't get this gay-ed up to ride their bikes.

plus i don't see one pic of him actually on a bicyle.

anyways, mmmbitch why don't u mmm...shut up unless u have something besides "first!" to say?

He should have retired after Donnie Darko. I said this five years ago - Jake did not listen.

I think he just likes to hang out with old men in speedo's.....not that there is anything wrong with that.........

So he could have worn cycling shorts like those other guys but instead wore leggings. Right, OK.

He's just trying to show off his goods.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I saw the worm.

P.S. Are his man-thighs disformed or was that the work of the snaggletoothed K.D.?

Delicious.

Reminds me of that Queen song. Interesting that he is getting in to a car instead of mounting a bike since he is wearing all that gear. #2 I think you are right, he probably likes the feel of tight pants. Or just wants to look like he is athletic. Why is this guy famous again? Not hot, not hot at all.

Jake loves the bike!! (if you don't get it, see #7... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bike )

He couldn't look more queer if he was naked on his hands and knees with Tom Cruise giving him the ol' Scientology sausage.

dont you all know, being in a bike club is the new bath house for men.

I love Jake... I loved it when he was getting it up the ass from Heath, I think he is mother-fucking hot, and it's really hard typing with your left hand....

At least he has better taste in bikes than he does in women.
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We could maybe cut him some slack, like "oh, he's obviously on hiw way to the bike trail", but for the fact he's wearing the gay cycling gloves already. Because, you know, those Starbucks' lattes can get really hot.

i'd hit it, gay cyclist gear and all...

Jake Gyllenhaal is f*ckin hot! He can wear bicycle pants in my bed anytime he wants!

gsprescueguy, "scientology sausage" ha ha

i think he looks good

cycling is not the most masculine sport, though...you'd think he'd pose doing something a little more manly, throwing a ball or something

I am going to round him and his gay outfit up, and keep him in my imaginary celebrity boyfriend corral.

That's some quality moose-knuckle in that last shot.

Wait... did I just comment on some guy's penis? A guy that was in a movie about fudge packing?

Ewww. I feel so unclean. How do you unpost on this board?

@17: I couldn't agree with you MORE! I was never hot for Jake or Heath, but once I saw them together.. oh f***, dude I want a 3-way SO bad!

ok. i love jake, but this makes my love for him digress a bit........he looks like such a tool !!!!!!!!!!11

I'd hit that.....with a bullet!

He looks like he's about 5 feet tall in those pictures. Hot nonetheless. Look at those keeeler thighs!

#26 BigJim finally came out, huh?

#17 and 27

So true. the scene in the tent was one of the hottest things I have ever seen.

He's not riding a bike. He's explaining how he studied for the Brokeback role. It's all about the method acting.

Ballet flats and military jackets are all the rage, too, but Jake is sticking with this season's hottest trend: the oh-so-fashionable man leggings.

The tight pants are to keep the swelling down..rough night.

WTF:

Keep trying to be funny. You'll get there eventually.

He needs to come out now. If there was ever any question, there is no doubt now. And he does love to bike - without the seat.

I'm in love. Officially. I'm a mountain biker, and that just sealed the deal for me - He's my dream guy, and we can bike off in to the sun together!

Anyone that bikes knows he's got some nice gear - I love the whole I'm biking, but I'm drinking Starbucks! Looks like he's been working real hard lol. I still want his babies.

I actually find these pictures scary-hot, hot because I've always liked Jake and I think he is very hot!! scary because since BBM he started to look sooooo gay to me, I hope he is no!!

btw I'm a girl I'm not gay!

WOMP.

BigJim dont you know I cant go on with out clever quips from you. You complete my world. Now give daddy a kiss.

I gotta party with this guy, come on spandax? I understand when it's Spiderman, but bro, what are you thinking? Wear some cargo shorts or something. You look like some weird ass German Hasselhoff wanna-be.

its brokeback mountain 2 isnt it? Anyway atleast his got as much style as a guy wearing unaturally tight fitting pants can have, check out the guy next to him - talk about a clash of colours girlfriend

And whats with all these "firsts" posts? it only classes as the first comment if its actually a comment...though i love your quick wit and originality, well done.

Other than dick wrestling, there is no gayer activity than bicycling....

no one looks good in bicycle pants, no really, nobody does!

He is soo Toothy Tile

This guy is almost as over rated as Jared Leto, almost. He looks like every kid I met at every bar mitzvah I have had to endure in my lifetime.
Oh and nice pants. Fag.

Yeah, Jared Leto is a perfect comparison to this guy, though I think Jared may be even more overrated. Niether one is babboon-ass ugly, but they are both average looking.

Jake also just gives off a midget vibe, and as far as I know he isn't even a short guy. Leto actually is a midge though, I think.

#21
I'm going to tell Lee you said that.

Is it just me or he looks a little, just a little... gay!

Why is it that I don't find him hot anymore??... maybe the spandex!

The midget vibe comes from his disproportionately huge head.

He played in Donnie Darko? Did anyone see Brokeback? That was one of the worst movies ever ever ever. I really hated it... but it looks like he kept some of the wardrobe.

I, not being the original Edna, but taking on her namesake, will be reporting all disgusting posts.

Where is his matching purse and necklace?

He needs to complete the outfit. Every gay guy knows that.

This ensemble just screams COCK IS SO COOOOOL!!!

I was on the fence after BBM, but now these photos cinch it:

JAKE GYLLENHAAL GAVE ME GAY!

I want to have hot homosexual sex with him while all you homophobic closet-gays circle jerk all over us.

#46, yes, he has got to be Toothy Tile.

Sorry, but no male-humpin' female is gonna deny that young piece of man-meat access to her goodies. Cyclists have the hottest bodies around. Love it when I drive behind them and get to check out their well-toned asses and legs! Bonus if I'm driving up a hill. Work it, baby!

omgz bikes

I really wish the picture i tried to just post worked.

http://iheartjakemedia.com/albums/746/normal_023.jpg

Here I go upon my Schwinn
some asshole stole the seat again
the pole goes in rectum to heart
when I pull back, it makes me fart
Lube it up, just like a fountain
next movie: BrokeBike Mountain

hes such a fag, this is proof.

He is Toothy Tiles, my friends and I have thought that for a while too. 2 reasons, one, his teeth look like tiles and two he has a wicked case of gay.

#56

With a name like leatherpoo, you were the only one who had doubt this day would come. Now, spread your wings little bee, go forth and...uh, pollenate.

Its official Jake is out of the closet. There is nothing more he could do to convince me he is gay.

On a side note: I would still hit it

Oooh, look at the twee little poppet in his cute biking costume.

THIS is what passes for a leading man, nowadays?

Ummm, ... JGLTC.

HE LOOKS GAYER THAN AN ATLANTA HAIRDRESSER!! WTF is up with that stance of his??

PS Where the F did his NECK GO????

that is one gay man...

He would look nice in a bra

YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE PICTURES I SPIT WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN I SAW THE LAST PIC !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hes a Gay.

Brokebike Mountain has already been made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MILWHGPPPtk

It's called Metrosexual, people, not homosexual.

Man, it ends up Pat Robertson's influence was bigger than I thought.

MS150 that was great.

and Jake is fucking disgusting.

Umm...

#72 since when is gay capitalized and used with an a before it. It's like saying, he's a black. It just doesn't work.

Anyways, it's nice to see that strange creepy men in bycicling attire can have fun too. Look at the huge smile on his face!