May 26 2006Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe divorcing

They have same sex marriage in Cali?

Why is this news? Hillary Swank is probably the most forgettable two-time oscar winner ever. And who's the guy next to her?

OMG!

Another article I don't particularly care about.

Meh.. I guess its better then Denise.

And I haven't heard about her in a while.

who the hell is chad lowe?

She probably kicked his ass and made him cry.

Guess he finally got tired of screwing a horse.

So Chad Lowe is Rob Lowe's even less succesful brother. The last thing he had going for him was being married to this Swank dude. No he's got exactly, jackshit.

*now*

Aww, that's kind of sad! But, remember... BOYS DON'T CRY!

I think her carreer maybe got a little too big for him???

she should date George Clooney now!

She's pretty, though...

How is she forgettable? She is an amazing actress who plays in amazing movies.

I bet he curls into the fetal position and cries after sex. Wimpering little emo fuck. Just looking at his picture makes me want to bash his skull in with Paris Hilton's lifeless body.

Man, I need a drink...

he sorta looks like TCLTC, the only difference is this guy married a girl that can kick his ass.

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

Slippery When Wet was released in 1986... I wasn't even born yet!!!

Wow, you're old AND you live in San Bernardino? Sad Sad Sad.

So... at least mid-twenties and you sitll live in San Bernardino? Are you unemployed, too?

which one is which? I have a hard time telling them apart........

...bigponie is my hero!

Hope he didn't sign a pre-nup.

"I want half, Eddie! Goonie-goo-goo."

M@ce ...

You might consider seeking professional help for the hatred you feel for people who have done nothing to you and you don't even know.

Whipper,

You are a living advertisement for the necessity of retroactive abortions.

The more you speak, the more sense it makes.

I think YOU are a living advertisement for the necessity of retroactive abortions.

It's Whipper_willow.. or can't you type all that?

Here is feed_me_chocolate:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:z7DctBiMh3mP8M:www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG

@20
Mace, honey, you rock. Hahaha...

Oops, that should be M@ce. My bad.

dam it Whipper_willow, tell me about your mother and how she used the cattle prod on you.

Did she ever squeeze your nuts and say "look this is your brain"

@20

You forgot this: SMASH!

Oops...SMASH

Those she have like a secret identity, like she has glasses or something to go from lame to superlame .

Who will pick up Hillary's drycleaning now?

When a Lame Banana is just not lame enough, it's Whipper_willow. Now with 50% more dumbass!

SMASH!!

Awwww.... I wanna join in the smashing, but I have nothing to smash him with.

*pouts*

It was all about respect between them...

until Hilliary kept breaking out her Oscars to finish off what "Mr. TV show guest star" couldn't in bed...

Satyricon

Overrated closet lesbian skank and pussy whipped, undertalented gnome are getting divorced? Well thanks for fucking up my day, Superficial dude. Because I really was rooting for them and all.

Real news next time, thanks big boy. ;D

It's pretty bad that Hillary looks more masculine than Chad does. I may be old-fashioned, but I like my men to act like and look like MEN. Or at least men shouldn't look so much like their wives' prettier twin sisters.

35 - I fully agree. I don't want some wimp. I want a MAN. Chad Lowe might as well get a sex change now - he'd make a fantastic nagging wife.

Mr. Swank got to the event late due to the fact that she had to change the tire on the family SUV as his wife, Chadsta or "Chad" Lowe looked on helplessly.

M@ce; There is a story by Philip K. Dick called "the abortion truck" you should locate and read. It sets legal precedent for what you would like from multiple identity fucktard.

I honestly have no clue who these people are. I've heard Swank, but I don't know if it's an actor, musicion or trannie.

Maybe they can do a new reality show with has-been or never-were ex husbands. It would star Chad Lowe, John Stamos, Nick Lachey, the guy that Cowface, I mean Tori Spelling dumped, and by the time it actually airs, they can include K-Fag. Somebody call VH-1 quick.

let me put it this way...

no karate choppin', ass kickin' boxer is gonna want to stay married to some girlie-man...

I wonder who's gonna get to keep the dildos, strap-ons and related apparatii.

How sweet, I have a stalker. Whipper_willow, you need to think of something new to post.

41 Barbado S, I imagine that Satan will reposses his goodies. I'm sure he must be embarrased about loaning them out in the first place.

Plus, you're posting that comment in the wrong thread. The "Slippery When Wet" comments were in the Denise Richard thread, 'tard.

Hilary NEIGHHH..oops let me start over. When I think of Hilary NEEEIGGHHH! Fuck. Once more. Million Dollar Baby, starring Hilary NNEEEEIIIGGHHH! Shit, I'm sorry, I can't go on. Whenever I try to complete her name my keyboard neighes.

Posted by Whipper_willow on May 26, 2006 06:11 PM

M@ce ...

You might consider seeking professional help for the hatred you feel for people who have done nothing to you and you don't even know

Does this strike anyone as bizarre, seeing as this person is now stalking me in threads, and saying hateful things to me without provocation?
Whipper_willow, do you know the meaning of hypocrite?

P.S.
So I own a house and you are...? Living with your parents still? Grow up, get a job, pay a mortgage and bills, get married (though I doubt anyone would have you), then get back to me before you try calling me poor trash.

Feed_Me_Chocolate, don't fret about Mr. pimple_willow, we got your back.

besides I'm still trying to get him to tell me about his mother sticking a cattle-prob up his ass

ok whoever the fuck 'whipper dipshit' is, they need to SHUT THE FUCK UP because nobody cares about their shit. this isn't a site for your dumbass highschool bitchiness.

oh...& i kinda like hilary swank. she's a pretty original and not a HO like most actresses seem to be...

Yes, I've noticed he's yet to answer you on that.
xoxoxo

Please...let's not bash Hilary and Chad, who seem like decent enough people. AT LEAST it's not another article about that hotel in France.....

32: You're supposed to be a Sabbath fan and you have nothing to smash with??? For shame!!

Didn't Hilary break her leg rather badly at the Preakness? Or was the Sarah Jessica Parker? Julia Roberts? One of them, anyway. Get well soon, dearie.

She's a man, baby!!! Is Hillary Swank Lionel Richie's ( "old horse face" ) secret love child?

In other news, Chad Lowe has a clit like a small dick, but has decidedly non-equine facial characteristics. Thus, the divorce. Hillary wants kids, and has been unable to conceive across species boundaries.

Whimper_dildo, yet another dumber than dirt ass clown. There are only 6 words that you will ever need to know in life, "would you like fries with that?" Say it with me, ...

#45

Was that a Goatboy reference? LOVE IT!

All I know is Hilary has impossibly plump, round breastessesesesses. Yum.

She looks like Jennifer Garner's twin. They are, without a doubt, the two UGLIEST "women" in Hollywood, with Julia Roberts a close third.

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

You own a house in San Bernardino, California. The armpit of Couthern California. Don't be bragging about your martgage on THAT crap.

And you're stealing my whole stalking thing about whipper... everyone know's that half the people on this site are obsessed with me.

Actually, I'd vote for Lodi as the armpit of California.

" ... the couple's lawyer, Jeffrey A. Bernstein, tells PEOPLE."

Are they are using the same lawyer in the divorce? His wife / mare dumps him when her career takes off, and he is ambivalent. "Sure, we can use the same lawyer, if you think it's OK." Chad Lowe is truly without balls.

@55. Jennifer Garner has a smokin' body. But, the fact that she had Ben Affleck's baby somehow makes her much, much, much less attractive. Much.

Feed me

Whimpy willow will never get a girl. The closest he ever got to female genitalia was at his birth.

Whimpy - I make 6 figures bitch, custom built my home, drive a bad ass sports car and I am a girl. Want to take me on fucktard. Lets party. Making you cry....shit...I hate to make fags cry - they get all clingy. Oh well, I guess I will adjust.

Go ahead, fucktard, try to grab a piece.

59 - if the divorce is uncontested, it's not that uncommon to only have one lawyer

Women with equine DNA :

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Hillary Swank
3. Celine Dion
4. Julia Roberts
5. Anjelica Huston
6. Nicole Richie
7. Charlize Theron
8. Katie Couric
9. Alanis Morisette
10. Michael Jackson

...

The actress who plays Chloe on 24 almost made the list, but I think she looks more like a constipated squirrel.

@59. Uncontested divorce should be an oxymoron. Without balls, I say, ...

All the great bravado in post 60 to whimpy and he doesnt even have the balls to answer

Stupid little sperm burping bitch

I don't have the energy to read through this whole things, so a few questions....

1. Has anyone made the token bestiality joke yet?

2. Has anyone compared their marriage to a Tijuana donkey show?

3. How about a bridle and groom joke?

4. Why are they breaking up? Did he get tired of her chomping at his bit?

Where do I start?

I guess I'll just say that in a perfect world these two would never have gotten together. I'm not sure what happened to cause it, but I'm pretty sure it's a deleted scene from The Butterfly Effect...

Does anybody else think that her dress in the picture looks like her head is doing that exocism thing? Kinda creepy. Just a thought.

Hilary is great! She actually has talent unlike parislindseynichole and every other girl who wants to make a buck off her body on here. Sure I love making fun of them but at least Ms. Swank can actually make a movie thoughtful and entertaining. Thank God she is not as psycho about her looks as the rest of Holy Wood. Gag me.

Hmm, Hilary Swank's sister is much more feminine than she.

Notice that Hillary has a stronger chin than Chad?

What an unusual chin on Chad, too... reminiscent of a scrotum, only... lopsided...

Like a golf ball and a grape stuffed into a infant's sock. And then stapled where his chin ought to be.

"Stupid little sperm burping bitch"

Another classic, I stand in awe.

aah, who cares. she's gross.

Yes, lamebananas/whipper_willow, you won't asnwer anyone's questions, all you can do is rehash everything you're ever said in your previous posts, which were reposted from other posts, and those were regurgitated from other posts...it's the circle of life for you, I guess.

The look almost related, I don't blame them...she probably got tired of everyone asking if Chad Lowe was her brother...

I guess Chad got tired of having to buy oats at the feed store and brushing her tail.

eh... oblah di obla da "Life Goes On"...

75 - Only funny thing posted on this thread. Gold star for you.

And who says two oscars and a tit-job won't cause strife in a household.... The only question is... Which caused her more empowerment to leave old Chad behind. Does he even work anymore? LOL

It's hard making a gay marriage work.

Don't worry retroactive abortions won't be needed so long as natural selection still works!

And as we can see from this site, survival of the fittest is working nicely already.

The only female in Hollywood who has class.

The Superficial is one of my favorite sites and reading the comments posted makes it even better. You guys are some funny fuckers!
However, Lamebananas/Wimpy Willow or should I say DEREK SWANSON, you are one glaring exception! You make no sense whatsoever. You post your opinions and if no one responds... start ripping on other people. Then, when people do respond to your lame attempts at flaming... you start whining about how mean or low class they are!
I promise noone is stalking or obsessing about you -- we would just like you to go elsewhere and find like-minded retards such as yourself. Any chance you're related to Edna Bambrick? Or is that another "ID"?

I never understood why anyone would marry a Lowe (or a Baldwin) under any conditions. Hilary, my darling, my lamb -- move on! You can do SOOOOOOO much better, if you care to.

is he related to Rob Lowe?

85 he is Rob Lowe's brother but he looks like Dana Carvey's love child in that photo.

Its unfortunate that fame has a price, but probably on the advice of her agent or industry experts, and 'in light' of her 2 Oscar Best Actress Wins...she allowed her marriage to falter given a need to have a relationship with someone who is "as successful as herself". Look back into the
Oscar past, and you see Julia Roberts,
Sally Field, and Halle Berry all let their
current relationships falter right after garnering OSCAR.... Some were married some
were not...but allowed 4+yr relationships
to falter. I do know if 3+ time Oscar winners Better Davis & Merle Streep have
maintained long standing relationships during their Oscar winning years ...but I doubt it.

Gag me? What, # 68? So this IS the yar 1984...

Yeah, 87, because it's always the woman's full responsibility to keep marriages going. I'm sure none of the guys were emasculated by having wives with more talent than them.

I can't help but see her as a boy. Who doesn't cry.

This is a lowe blow.

91, haha

Wow, if you had to ask me who the wife was in that pic......

Well,

I fully understand Hilary Swank acts for a living but, she does come off as one of the few good people in the biz. Then again she is a actor so... of course it could be a act.

Here is something few people may think about with Swank. She came for a poor background so my guess is that she spends most of her time trying to "fit" in with all of the hollywood wack jobs and she even moved to New York to get away from hollywood. The point being, I bet she thinks like a everyday person and looks on divorcing someone as a truely bad thing. I mean in hollyfake few if anything is real.

My guess is that Lowe looked on the marriage as a score early on because when they married Swank was not making it in the biz. Then she took a big risk and sold herself out for the Boys don't cry part and from that point on the poor thing has been looked on as a man<----truely unfair and very mean.

She did the samething with Million Dollar Baby. It was a big risk because she was playing yet again a strong female part. I think it just goes to show how much talent she has that she can pull off those parts so well. She really made you feel that Maggie was a real person and I am very sure she was drawing of her own life being that she came from a humble start with a big dream.

She lives a low key lifestyle next to most of the stars so... I think she would be better off looking for a everyday guy that would be happy for her when he does well. As was stated on this board before it's clear Lowe could not handle her doing better than him as a actor<----what kind of love is that!!

As far as her looks go, the key is her smile, she has what I call a loving winning smile. You can see and feel love and joy in it which I think makes her very pretty.

I hope it works out for her.

Best wishs Hilary.