For 50 grand she better be able to suck start a leave blower.

I can think of better things to do with my money.

Ha! Take that mother fuckers! I was first and I actually said something!

If yoga is so great, why can't it help this chick understand why giving your kid a name like Apple is a very bad idea?

Do'h! I meant "leaf" blower.

That's all you have to do for 50G?! I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and kick back with a beer afterwards and i do it for FREE.

Can you suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose?

Since I can suck a golf ball through a 30 ft. garden hose, that would be a YES.

i feel bad that she is so fat.

All this talk about blow jobs is starting to piss me off again, since I don't get them anymore.

@8 can you blow a golf ball through a 30ft hose also

I would laugh my ass off if it turned out Kevin Costner was the big spender. "C'mere honey, let me show you what a happy ending is...."

Apologies in advance if this brings out HWMNBN:

Stupid Tom, stupid Tom, stupid Tom
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will pound my crack
Cock loving cult member Tom, I don’t wanna be a stupid Tom

Big Jim: settle down there big boy....it makes Zanna sad when you are angry.

@11...no, it makes the back of my eye sockets hurt.

How vain. She thinks that her being nude would make it "really exceptional"? I used to like her, but now she just blows.

Ba boom boom.

Sorry, not funny.

All this talk reminds me of that time me and my friend Quinno were driving into the Aerosmith Concert at the "Gaaahden" in Boston and this guy yelled out in traffic - "I'll give you 50.00 if you let me cum on your tits" and i was like, "Make it a hundred". Then we laughed, then we danced..and were on our merry way.

Then Quinno said to me, "Why do people act like it's so bad that we would do something like that for money when we've been doing it for free all these years."

Seriously..HOW does not getting paid it make it any better? I could have been rich by now. Anger....it is welling up inside me.

She's looking a bit Kate Moss-ish in that pic. If she showed up to pleasure me after I just spent 50k, I'd beat her with a sack of doorknobs. Oh wait, looks like someone already did. There goes any chance of getting my 50k worth.

If you penis worked before the yoga session, it sure as hell aint gonna work after it.

Like anyone wants to see that bitch naked. She is looking more and more like her character in Shallow Hal. And she's one of those celebrities who thinks she's really intelligent. It's bukakke time for her.

Someone needs to tell that guy who saved up his 50K that his willy might grow legs and run away if it sees her naked. Remember the Grammy dress mess? Not cute. I wonder if the mystery "guy" is Madonna...

Never saw the movie but I remember when she did that duet for Duets with Huey Lewis. Something about cruising together.

You know what you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through 30 ft of hose?

Darlin'

Zanna:

I think if you would have fucked the guy for free anyway, then it's okay to take money from him. If the only way you'd fuck him is for money, then it might be crossing the line.

My 2 cents.

@23 What's up Darlin'?

@20 Bukkake is my screen name in Poker online and people crack up when I win a hand because I tell them they just got Bukkaked, some get pissed though.......and I spelled it correctly, You should have Land-Checked it.....

Ok, so how much do we have to pay so that we never ever have to hear a story with this troll in it again?

Peter North is the only one-man bukkake-er.

I just saw the best porn scene ever with him and two blonde IDENTICAL TWINS. He fucked them both and then crammed it up the pooper of one of the IDENTICAL TWINS while the other IDENTICAL TWIN went down on her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER.

Then he hosed down the two IDENTICAL TWINS in their IDENTICAL faces.

Did I mention that they were IDENTICAL? Fucking hot stuff, man.

Now imagine if those IDENTICAL twins were fat midgets. Next stop, Flaccid City.

$50,000 is a lot of fucking money for a Yoga lesson. I only charge the ladies $10,000 to ride the Stallion and each ride comes with a complimentary tossed salad and a sore ass............

No way does anybody want to see her naked, sorry.

As for me, I don't know if I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but I have no gag reflex. Worked long and hard (ha!) to overcome that. It all works out.

Egotistical bitch. I've seen you naked, Gwynie, a few pics here and there of you nude by the pool when you were pogo-sticking Angelina's new fuckboy. No matter what your mama told you, there's nothing attractive about a skinny, flat-chested girl with wide hips. Your body looks weirdly constructed (and I'm certain after pushing out two kids it hasn't improved). Married to your face, only one word comes to mind that adequately describes you - fugly. Cash your 50k, you yoga whore. I hope your client lets out a nasty fart while in the lotus position.

BigJim,

Make like a tree, and get out of here. :P

Downward Facing Dog. That is all I have to say about that.

She wants $50,000 to teach someone how to act like the little green guy from Star Wars? Fuck that.

god, when did blythe danner gain so much weight and grow long blonde hair?

(i'll keep trying, sorry)

@22- Hello Darlin'

#34:

Many ways of stretching must you learn.

I make Peter North look like Ed Powers.

I apologize for the spelling oversight. I am currently aboard Land-Force-One, on my way back to the Land-Mansion. I was the keynote speaker at the annual Monsters of Cock convention.

@37
Thank you Master.

38 - Is that affiliated with the Circus Penis Circus?

38 - Is that affiliated with the Circus Penis Circus?

@36 That's right. Buy that plane ticket?

I can out-bend that cunt.

@42 I'm on Southwest.com right now. Get that kitty purring and let it know Dr. HotNuts, OBGYN is coming over to perform a check-up.

I saw her naked from behind in the movie "Moonlight and Valentino" Trust me, it ain't worth $50,000

Dr. Nuts, what do you call that stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when you press on her stomach?
Signed,
Anxious Stomach Presser

In my practice, I don't deal with pregnant women. Only women 18-35 year-old, who have fetishes for fucking their OB. Sorry I couldn't answer your question. But you could schedule an appointment and we could "talk" it over.

I find your practice racist against the race of preganant women who have done nothing but work hard and contribute to the American economy to find a slice of opportunity pie that was unattainable to them in their native Pregnant Island, which is beautiful this time of year as long as you don't go around pressing stomachs. I'll see you in court.

I spent a month on pregnant island one week.

What an idiot

@49- Do you ever get tired of little kids walking up to you, poking your forehead several times and asking "How does that feel you son of a bitch?" I know I do.

wow, lame bananas fixed her name. If I was pregnant I'd tie you down and squat over your face, and then press repeatedly on my stomach until you drowned.

Dr. Nuts, what do you call that white stuff that comes out of Land-Man's mouth when you poke him in the forehead?
Signed,
Concerned Playground Bully

@52
Since you've been away, we have all agreed to ignore it. Not even a word.
Nobody do it. Nobody.

I still love you. Just think, we are only a couple hours apart. Let's get together and make some bad decisions.

Speaking of love, where's my Jacq today?

Oops, she did it again...

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/another-parental-faux-pas-for-britney/20060516093809990001

You don't love me. You love the idea of me. Which is admittedly pretty fucking lovable. Sorry for provoking embarrassing bananas. Lets meet up in Natchitoches. I hear they have an excellent meat pie shop. To find out whether that is a sexual metaphor or not please arrive in person at Nuggie's Meat Pies, 2600 Old Cypress Street, Natchitoches, LA.

50 g's not to see that droopy eyed, stretch marked, pale as a ghost annoying piece of shit naked ? Sounds like a deal to me.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh...

you continue to obsess over me! Why? I only post comments and you obsess over every word I say! You are Vice Prez of C.O.O.B. (Club of Obsessors over Bananas)

And my screen name was always spelled with an "I", you just can't read.

That Gwyneth Paltrow sure is a bitch!

You're a fucking master...and you're on fire today baby!

Thanks for the minutes of time-killing entertainment.

BigJim is recognized worldwide for his patented "Minutes of Entertainment"

I would like to make Gwyneth my "downward facing dog."

Sorry #33. Missed your comment.

I would be like, "Oh, I thought the lesson was with your husband Chris Martin. You know, someone with actual talent. Nevermind... Oh, and put your clothes back on."

Look whatever happens in this 'yoga' session lets just hope it has a 'Happy Ending'

Ahhh Peter North....God I miss porn. Mrs doesn't let me have any now....*sniff

If anyone cares to send some to ringo5150@hotmail.com I'd really appreciate it.

44 I was hoping you were a Dentist. I need an Oral exam.

You better be hot. This better not be like all those guys that say "it's so big baby" and then they take off their pants and I point, laugh and cry....

#55 - Gerald - I'm here. I've had some obligations that took me from my computer lately. Is your handle link your site? You e-mail anyone here? Holla - jacq052380@hotmail.com - nothing fuckin' stupid from you other knuckleheads, please.

It looks like this guy paid for a Yogi, but really ended up with a Boo-Boo.

Is "Brutally Throttling Bitch" a yoga position? If not, I think I just came up with the guy's plan....

48 Pregnant Island? Didn't Al Bundy re-christen that state Pregnaho?

Even though I like Gwyneth, I think its a damn shame that someone spends this kind of money for something so silly when it could have gone elsewhere and helped alot of needy people.And yes, I know the money is supposedly going to charity, but I am sure not all of it will make it there...as usual.

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