May 25 2006Gisele Bundchen makes weird demands
According to Brazilian gossip sources, 26-year-old Gisele Bundchen has apparently sent out a decree saying she doesn't want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old. There's no reason specified, but I'm assuming it's either because she thinks she's too good for the newbies or she's jealous of them. Either way, the moral of the story is that Gisele Bundchen is so hot sometimes my pants catch on fire from just looking at her. And I don't know if the guy in the picture is her dad or what, but there's no reason a man that ugly should ever be allowed to stand that close to somebody like Gisele. You don't mount a jar of poo next to the Mona Lisa. It's just not done.
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1. Gerald Tarrant - May 25, 2006 9:17 AM
I can't stand her butt-chin. Come on chick, you make enough money, get that thing fixed.
2. boobiezmagee - May 25, 2006 9:19 AM
She's jealous for sure.
3. VanillaSalTyBaLLs - May 25, 2006 9:20 AM
Sweet body ... a little witchy -poo in the facial area....
4. songofkali - May 25, 2006 9:25 AM
She looks like a man in that picture. A man with big breasts and a sweet ass.
My penis is so confused.
5. Steph - May 25, 2006 9:26 AM
I think she's beautiful... a little bit overrated if you ask me but I'm not a supermodel so I probably shouldn't talk.
6. Sheva - May 25, 2006 9:27 AM
All these models are overrated. In New York you can see lots of darn pretty girls and they don't walk 24 x 7 like they are some gift to the world.
Yeah, a lot of them are still full of themselves and wouldn't talk to anyone if you put a gun to their head, but some of them actually look good.
Most of them too though are overrated. By themselves.
7. Dr.Rokter - May 25, 2006 9:30 AM
That's funny. I recently announced that I would *only* be photographed with models under 20 years of age, but nobody paid any attention to me. Probably because I don't speak Portuguese.
8. kipshere - May 25, 2006 9:41 AM
That's Ron Burkle beside her. billionaires and models enjoy each other's company for some mysterious reason.
9. sweetcheeks - May 25, 2006 9:46 AM
I don't speak portuguese, either, but I AM fluent in an rudimentary form of Gaelic. I've found that running around the bus station screaming ancient Irish swears GUARANTEES you won't be photographed with any models under 20.
10. Sunlight - May 25, 2006 9:56 AM
I saw her last year with Leo DeCaprio at a Sting show at the Roxy Theater in LA. Let me tell you something about Gisele, she is absolutely H-O-T, butt chin and all!
11. YoMamma - May 25, 2006 9:59 AM
26 is ancient in modeling terms. She is just ashamed shes over the hill.
12. Italian Stallion - May 25, 2006 10:06 AM
I'd hit it, right in the butt-chin.......
13. pinky_nip - May 25, 2006 10:12 AM
My sister and I call those types of chin's, cunt chins.
I see even the red faced drunk taking a shit with her has one as well.
14. sharkbite - May 25, 2006 10:19 AM
It's all in the chin. That's why I don't think she's such a looker afterall.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
15. Spacedog - May 25, 2006 10:19 AM
She's hot, but after knowing that Little Leo did sit-ups inside her until he threw up for many years, I'm kinda over it.
Now that Lima chick has that hot alien virgin thing going. Now that's something I can use to really get to know myself.
16. PapaHotNuts - May 25, 2006 10:29 AM
I refuse to be photographed with women under 15. Not because I don't love them, but because it's a requirement of my probation.
17. Jedi Kevin - May 25, 2006 10:29 AM
I don't get her. Her body is way hot, but the face isn't at all.
18. TaiTai - May 25, 2006 10:31 AM
That man with her is not her father. He is one of the models she has personally approved to have her picture made with.
19. 86 - May 25, 2006 10:31 AM
I think she's gorgeous! She seems sweet and not at all catty or snotty like the Lima bitch.
20. Jacq - May 25, 2006 10:44 AM
#8 - They have better coke.
21. Jacq - May 25, 2006 10:45 AM
I want her tits on my body. And I wouldn't mind having a set to call my own, either.
22. spatz - May 25, 2006 10:47 AM
she's got a sick body but she has one of the ugliest faces ever. put a paper bag over that thing.
23. tinkerbelle - May 25, 2006 11:02 AM
all your comments are exactly right about her looks. she has a honkin', big, man's nose, witch face, huge jaw. what's the allure? you can already see what she'll look like in old age. THE SEA HAG!!
24. Feed_Me_Chocolate - May 25, 2006 11:30 AM
"It's a MAN, baby!"
25. Spindoc - May 25, 2006 11:41 AM
# 3, YES!!!! That is it!! I could never figure out why her face bothered me! She looks just like Witchypoo from H,R, Puffinstuff!!!!! LOL!!!!!
And obviously she doesn't want to be photographed with 20 year old models because under the lights you can tell that they are well.....young.
26. 11010010 - May 25, 2006 11:43 AM
haha.. funny how all the girls complain about her chin and take it as a reason to trash her complete appearance.. damn, must be hard to be an unhappy girl and being faced with one of the most beautiful women on this planet..
get over it - or get a model-contract.. if they take you. ha! :D
27. Moriarty - May 25, 2006 11:51 AM
Wow - I'm amazed that people here are calling one of the world's most successful supermodels ugly.
A tenner says she's much better looking than you...
28. Fisher55 - May 25, 2006 11:55 AM
you guys, have some sympathy...her face was fine until she fell off that bus and cracked her chin on the pavement
29. Baroness - May 25, 2006 11:59 AM
There is nothing wrong with her face, but her body is disgusting. WAY too thin with two hard round canteloupe-halves implanted in her bony chest.
30. gogoboots - May 25, 2006 12:04 PM
She's intimidated by 19 year olds? Probably the first model ever known with low self-esteem...must be the heroin chic look, makes you loopy...
31. Feed_Me_Chocolate - May 25, 2006 12:08 PM
Baroness, loved you in the Sound of Music.
32. 86 - May 25, 2006 12:23 PM
Today Adriana Lima. Yesterday Gisele Bund-Chin. Last year Latetia Casta. These people have a short shelf life.
33. Grphdesi23 - May 25, 2006 12:28 PM
Everytime I hear the name 'Gisele' I think of Giraffes.
Maybe that's why she's wearing that scarf: to lengthen her neck.
34. Ari - May 25, 2006 12:38 PM
#33, really? Gisele makes me think of gazelles. Animals that regularly get their throats ripped out by cheetahs and lions...
35. pagebetty - May 25, 2006 12:39 PM
====
====SHe is too skinny and yes her face is not cute. There are cuter models out there.
36. BSfan - May 25, 2006 12:44 PM
You people are so jealous. She is smoking facial faults and all. Personally whenever I see Gisele in pictures I'm usually not looking at her face.
37. Feed_Me_Chocolate - May 25, 2006 12:58 PM
I love the "you're just jealous" posts.
Her expiration date is rapidly approaching, and that's sad. (not really, but I was TRYING to be sympathetic)
38. Feed_Me_Chocolate - May 25, 2006 1:00 PM
#34
I think of Gillette. As close as a man can get.
39. mylene - May 25, 2006 1:07 PM
that's not weird from her. she just doesn't want to look old compared to them.
40. Jacq - May 25, 2006 1:44 PM
Einhorn is a man!?! Einhorn's a man!
41. Cisi - May 25, 2006 2:10 PM
With all due respect, you guys are insane. She's beautiful and seems really cute and down-to-earth (relatively speaking, of course) in interviews.
42. 86 - May 25, 2006 2:24 PM
Heh. Gisele Butt-chin.
43. Feed_Me_Chocolate - May 25, 2006 2:49 PM
#41
That's right, beeyotch, give me the respect I deserve! =)
44. Derek Hail - May 25, 2006 2:55 PM
That picture doesn't do Gisele any justice. She doesn't look that good there. Here are some pictures from the 22nd that make her look absolutely gorgeous and warrant setting your crotch on fire.
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/25/gisele-bundchen-is-too-old-for-20-year-olds/
She just look sabsolutely gorgeous in these pictures and this is why I wish I was Leonardo DiCaprio.
45. BSfan - May 25, 2006 3:02 PM
#37 Usually I stay away from comments like that. I myself like to snicker at people who say others are just jealous about people like Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. Well screw them. But Giselle is hot.
P.S. Other celberities people should NOT be jealous of: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ricci, and Lindsay Lohan.
46. Dr.Rokter - May 25, 2006 3:05 PM
#44 I've admittedly done some strange things when I've found a girl attractive. I must admit, however, that it never occurred to me to set my own crotch on fire. Is that some European thing?
47. aivilo - May 25, 2006 3:27 PM
@16
i'm over 15...
48. kandyk0119 - May 25, 2006 3:28 PM
Those pics on #44's site are good close-ups, it's nice too see that she has a few crow's feet and fine lines and hair on her face, freckles, and even tartar build-up on her bottom teeth. She's real, but she is still beautiful. I'm not saying that out of jealousy, but it's nice to see that supermodels have flaws like the rest of us. More of an alliance than a envy thing.
49. HollyJ - May 25, 2006 3:34 PM
It's a carnivorous world, modeling. She doesn't want to be photographed near ANYONE that looks younger and fresher than she is. She wants to be the best-looking thing there.
She's got a good body, and a so-so face. Victoria's Secrets ads are all about zooming around fast with weird lighting and lots of shadowing, so I suspect they could probably make Liz Taylor look sexy again. I figure that at least 1/2 half of Giselle's "beauty" is the result of shadows, camera angles, and makeup. (Not to mention the fact that her B cup isi pushed up to look like a small D)
False advertising!!!
She's just so boring.
50. Iambananas - May 25, 2006 3:51 PM
Because she's getting old HA HA HA HA!!!!!! That's awesome.... not so perfect now!!
51. UNWASHEDMASSES - May 25, 2006 3:52 PM
Judging by that pic, the decree is not restricted to a photo shoot. Apparently Giselle will consciously never stand next to someone younger than her in the event a photograph is taken.
52. MeanNate - May 25, 2006 4:06 PM
Holy piss... "witchy poo" ...
53. Libraesque - May 25, 2006 4:26 PM
not only is she cream your shorts gorgeous BUT have you ever seen her on a talk show? She's HILARIOUS, she has a great sense of humor, and she's really kooky, you never know what she'll do...FUN & YUMMY!!!!
54. Spindoc - May 25, 2006 4:50 PM
Gisele is somebody that I think a lot of girls think is hot because she has that boney annorexic look that they all seem to aspire to.
THIS is way hotter than she is...
http://www.icey.tv/home.php
55. HughJorganthethird - May 25, 2006 5:17 PM
Whatever. Giselles body is fine but that face belongs to Barbaro. Oh well at least she has her brains to fall back on
BWAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
56. TrannyGranny - May 25, 2006 8:24 PM
HJ#3....Did you mean the face of BarbadoSlim? Cause I always imagined him as a skinny black dude in a pirate costume, cracking his funny shit in an uber-white "aarggh, matey" voice. But, replace the head with Giselles? Yeah, I'm down.
57. hepburn - May 25, 2006 8:29 PM
well...gisele is getting old (for a model)
so..she doesn't want to have a new pretty face by her side to maybe took her place..
kinda like that...
girl,pleeeease! grow up...gisele is beautiful,but ..where's her brain anyway?
by the way..the guy in that photo isn't her father :)
and if he were,he should give some lessons to her! HAHA
"how to not be a stupid model after yours 26 years old"
58. Fa Cube Itches - May 25, 2006 8:55 PM
Tranny: Barbados Slim is a character from Futurama. Tall bald olympian limbo champ. :)
59. TrannyGranny - May 25, 2006 9:40 PM
Yo, FA; Perhaps this will label me as a hick, but so be it. I don't have TV. In the 5 months out of the year I live in hotels for work, I get about 5 days off,to watch tthat shit. I chose family guy, they are on at the same time. although, recently, family guy just fucking ain't funny. Anyway, ... shit taint got no funny....
60. hey_luv - May 25, 2006 10:27 PM
I think she is starting to look old, and probably feel old, and if there are young girls around with fresh, smooth skin, she will feel like crap!
61. SparklingStarlet - May 25, 2006 10:30 PM
She has a big shnoz. I never understood her appeal. Adriana Lima's way more naturally beautiful than she'll ever be.
P.S. Dumping Leo was a bad idea. He's the King of the World!
62. Ari - May 25, 2006 10:38 PM
Tranny, I don't watch TV either. Generally speaking, it bores me... then someone makes a reference and I feel like a social outcast. *shrug* Worse things could happen.
63. BarbadoSlim - May 26, 2006 9:33 AM
@56, hehehehe you made me spit out my drink on my keyboard.
Seriously, now I need to get some more rum, and clean my eyepatch.
64. CDob - May 26, 2006 3:16 PM
Am I the only one who thinks she has a crazy shnoz? I mean her body is impeccable, but honestly her face ain't that great.
65. newyorkette - May 26, 2006 6:41 PM
I am an "old" model, and I can confirm that her reasons for not wanting to be photographed with anyone younger than 20 is, yes, because she's getting old.
"Normal" people look at me now (now that I'm an old has-been) and still ask me if I'm a model. But put me next to a 20 year old model, and they'll ask me if I'm at the wrong party!
Ha ha. It happens to us all!
66. Fa Cube Itches - May 26, 2006 6:44 PM
59: Don't watch much tube myself either - nearly all the shows out there suck. I just happen to know Futurama. :)
67. HughJorganthethird - May 27, 2006 10:00 AM
U guys kill me. I actually meant Barbaro the horse with the broken leg. Shiver me timbers...
68. kitty_kat - May 27, 2006 9:32 PM
She's pretty. But her chin is kinda weird. How come everyone makes fun of Jennifer Aniston's chin but not Gisele's? Their chins look the same to me...
69. prettierthanmeganharris - May 29, 2006 12:28 AM
69 spit or swallow? Swallow of course, mmmmmmm
70. hermanita - June 3, 2006 10:27 PM
Are you kidding about her chin? Jennifer Aniston's isn't flattering to her face and is much uglier. Giselle is hot. End of story. And that is a weird request. Why would she be jealous of the newbies, she has the body of a goddess, surely she has a better one than some flat teens! Maybe she thinks they're too immature or as you say she thinks she's too good for them. Whatever, she's hot.
71. Ash - June 21, 2007 3:01 AM
HAHA this is like one of the best and longest comment forum thingys! (sry i don't know what they're called)and i love all the little convos and arguments going on throughout this whole thing ! its soo funny! and the name things with giraffe and gazelle are hilarious to me! they make me laugh so hard! oh yeah and i think she's pretty but idk, i think one thing sometimes and when i read all of these i think another i guess i'm just easily influenced :( but yeah im def not afraid to admit that i totally jealous! but anyways LOVE all of the opinions!
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