May 12 2006Cindy Crawford at Roberto Cavalli Vodka launch

Uh, first? What's up with her eyebrows and the eyeblinding shine?

HOLY MOLY!

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

I always thought she looked like Ashton Kutcher in drag.

And this guy is wrong-she is wearing makeup--but apparently not enough.

or Kurthcher..whatever

Dream on, El Campo.

Okay - looking a little like a young Janice Dickinson here, but for her age and considering that children have come out of that belly, Cindy is still a hotass mama.

I WAS FIRST! And then it said I had to sign in =[

I had a vodka launch once. But it was Jenkins, and it took place in my girlfriend's sink.

First post for me, damnit I would have been first if registration didn't take for freaking ever. Anyways, what's up with her looking like a less-scary younger Janice Dickinson??

I remember my 1st grade teacher wearing that bright orange rouge....and she had pink bi-focals, too....

I would still stick my thumb in her butt.

maybe she took more then 5 minutes to apply her make up she'd do a much better job.

So when does she get to kiss Ryan Seacrest?

Please. She is a great looking woman. End of story.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

That last picture is familiar.
I hate it when women take a good tape measure - shred it, and then make a belt out it.
It's usually a sign of things to come...and not in a good way...

stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "what a good boy am I" .... sorry, I was reminiscing about that gramma I had for a 1st grade teacher....

Apart from the mole, she doesnt look bad at all. Perhaps she should have it removed now.

Yup, SHE DOES LOOK GREASY.

I work in her hometown and she occassionally visits. I've never seen her and hope I don't. The glare from that shine could cause blindness!

You guys are crazy she looks great. The mole is looking a bit nasty though, I'll give you that.

I'm perplexed by the assertion that she's not wearing makeup. She's very clearly wearing lipstick, blush, and eye makeup.

Yup she is definately looking hagged, um (shudders) i dont even know what to say.

Her outfit looks as though she just threw on a brown leather jacket over top of her gardening clothes.

Whoever wrote this article is a damn fool. Sometimes out of shear boredom I go this website, and I really think that some folks have real issues. Particularly white people. I am not racist, all I am saying is that white culture seems to have real issues with aging. That is extremely pitiful because it is one of lifes natural progressions. Cindy Crawford looks good for her age, she is no longer in her 20's, and it is good she is not caking on the make up. White culture is truly wacked out in its perception of beauty, not only when it comes to other racial groups, but when it comes to their own women. Pitiful.

I never thought the skank was THAT good looking back in the day....yea she had nice legs..but that mole is taking over her face!

Please, she is still a beautiful woman. You all are being hypercritical, for no reason.

I'm typing this, and to my Right is an add for "the New York Times", with an unpleasant pic of JayZ, with a baseball cap, somehow perched, sideways on his dome.

JayZ, nearly made me loose breakfast.

Cindy, no, sorry she is still a great looking lady.

she's wearing make up...and she's a good looking woman.
don't be so mean dude =P

I'm telling you: she got that lip growth by touching that homeless dude in the wheelchair.
Watch it metastasize before your eyes!

and BlackQueen...the Black culture, especially the women DO care about aging ALOT..just look at Micheal Jackson. That is one UGLY ASS black woman!

Cindy was never that hot. She was just marketed well. She kept her coke binges out of the paper by staying on the bus. She never went tacky blonde.

I think the point that is being missed is that she's about 50 now. So for a 50 year old, she's definitely bangable.

Um she's looks fine for a retired model and mother of two. Also, she didn't drink the vodka and flash a bunch of people or fall down....so why is this a story? Our vodka launchs international media events now?

booooo superficially booooouuuurrns

@ 25
"Particularly white people. I am not racist, all I am saying is that white culture seems to have real issues with aging."

If you have to state that you're not a racist, you probably are.

"Particularly black people. I am not racist, all I am saying is that black culture seems to have real issues with working."

All I can say is, when I'm her age, I hope I look as good as she does. Go on, Cindy!

BlackQueen weighs like 300 lbs. and has 8 kids on welfare. Stop having kids!

I would still give it to Cindy out of nostalgia. I grew up Land-Whacking to her.

#25

It's not hate. It's biological imperative. Women who are no longer of breedable age shrivel up and become sexually unattractive to everyone. We used to live shorter lifespans, and lived in societies where dried-up, withered hags were thrown ceremoniously onto sharp stakes or fed to wild animals to appease angry, youthful gods. Sadly, black or white, we have forgotten our roots. It's true, it's not Cindy's fault we've all let her live this long.

Papa! Touche!

PapaNuts...

Black People = issues with crime and working

White People = issues with crime (eating ppl, serial killing) and inferiority complex

Mexican People = issues with diapers and working

SandMonkeys People = issues with bombs and false Gods

Asian People = issues with driving and small penises'

@ 38
Exactly. But I live in Baton Rouge, and we actually had a black serial killer a couple of years ago. First they took over golf, now they're starting to serial kill. Thank God for water polo.

I thought as a white male I had a superiority complex, not an inferiority.

Maybe the only reason black women don't have aging issues (if that's true at all), is that black people generally age really well, and that's because they have oily skin that keeps them from drying out and wrinkling.
I once met a black lady who looked to be in her mid to late 30's, and she mentioned that she had a 30-year old son, and I was like, WTF? She was in her 50's, and totally didn't look it. Look at Denzel. He's what, in his 50's too, and he's barely changed. Actually, his wife looks older than him.

She's trying to rip Jessica's orange-ade look with those cheeks... whoever did them needs to be fired.

I think no matter what race....men age better than women in the long run. But women sure do age us MENTALLY quick...bitches!

Black people age well because of the high antioxidant content of fried chicken and watermelon.

@25 Sometimes out of shear boredom I go this website too, and I always think I was only one, now I better feel.............

First!

41: um, Denzel looks like he fell out of a bus lately.

and i think you are getting your stereotypes confused. while black men have naturally muscular physiques, it's asians that age well (but that's only because they rub their skin with ground up pearls). or it could be the new Asian salad from McDonald's, over there>>>>

i'm sorry, but I'ld trade up from my present status for that anytime. Still hot, maybe lost a little, but still has the tent pole lifting the big top

#31 is right she was never "hot" and hardly that beautiful. And, she is wearing makeup, dumbass, just the wrong kind esp orangey blush.

She looks tired, she's been tanning too much, and she's wearing too much blush that's the wrong shade for her. Otherwise, she doesn't look half bad.

Actually, I know for a fact that Somalians are the best at anti-aging. Mainly because 1 in 3 die before the age of 30 due to famine or war, but still, numbers don't lie. They are the best.

#41 Black people have built in spf with their high pigmentaton, which also accounts for later graying. Just so ya know.

51, right right...and Iman looks like a twelve year old

I heard that Hedonistica bitch up there is like 50

Shear boredom? Is the work slowing down at the barbershop?

psst: it's SHEER. FYI. TCLTC.

Who's Iman? Why is this person important to you? Do you have a thing for 12 year olds? Do you like rainbows and thunderstorms?

#54 i fucked her, she was a dead lay...or maybe she was already dead?? either way i fucked her!

if you look close enough, there's an ant hill growing in her face.

maybe i am weird but i thought she WAS really hot.http://www.tcp-ip.or.jp/~fuku/cindy_crawford_246.JPG
i see how she looks kinda manly, but she is over 40 now. her face looks harsher, but that is what happens i suppose... she still looks really fit, nothing seems to be sagging.

Well i think she still looks hot, but it might be time to get that mole removed.
And stallion you fuckwit, its sheer. stupid dickwad

OMG...SHE IS AGING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!!

Okay Mr. Superficial man...I know you are smart enough to grasp this concept. But people that don't rely on botox, cosmetic surgery, and tons of make-up...DO AGE. And she still looks damn good for her age!

if she's gonna be all rich and famous, she has a responsibility not to look like a linebacker

Jesus, blame her for a photographer's underexposed shots? She looks just fine. And when did SF start going for mean and petty over funny? Funny is more fun.

I think she looks fine. good. whatever. The only weird thing is her lower lip, which looks like it has been injected with some kind of plumper.

Yeah, liya, you were like 5 posts too late for that. Sorry to steal your thunder, babe.

Plus, BlackQueen started it.

60 Pay attention fuckwad, Stallion was mocking.

@60 nice try dumbass, you are such a dipshit, you are not gonna win this battle. The funny part is your the only one who doesn't realize this, everyone else seems to be able to tell that I was making fun of her Ebonics. Why do hot models mistake exits on busses but a retarded cunt like yourself doesn't. They must strap you in pretty tight............Did I mention your a cunt.........sorry ladies for the 2 times I used her nickname...........

Dr. Rokter #36 is the homeless guy in the photo of Cindy a while back. He's pissed because she refused to sit on his lap.

He waited in line at the VFW to logon to the public computer, so he could vent about Cindy dissing him.

Did they get the wheelie tune and the little arm rest flag that says "if it smells like fish, eat it" for your wheel chair yet, Rokter?

Aside from looking like her infant daughter rubbed an orange crayon on her cheek, and the mole starting to get big enough for a zip code, that is a great looking woman.

Mr. SF ought to layoff the toot, at least before writing posts.

@60 I forgot to add, out of all the things wrong with my post #45 that's all you found wrong.....Your a disgrace to other monkeys and your father dresses you funny. Socks go on your feet not over your face, all though maybe he's right.......

#68 Yesi, I did! Thank you for asking!

And I prefer the term, "Rugged Urban Outdoorsman" to "Homeless". It has more dignity.

What is with some of you?

If she wears too much makeup, you call her a whore, and if she doesn't wear enough, she can't win either.

And I'm really sick some of you calling the 40-somethings "old." I'm sure it would be better if they're all killed on their 39th birthday, right?

Get real. You all think you'll be 22 forever? If you're lucky, no.

#47, I believe the sterotype in question is that "black don't crack".

Uh, "Giggles", I believe you strayed away from BarneyLovesEveryone.com.

P.S.
I really don't think Cindy looks bad at all, but it's fun, and that's all that matters.

Those stupid asses MeganHarris (who is male and not female) and Iambananas (remember how he/she/it went on and on about his/her/its fucked up banana name and how it started with an 'I' and not an 'L'?) are at it again (see retarded model falls off moving bus). Normally I'd just blow it off but the dizzy prick who writes these stories for our viewing pleasure must have fallen off of the bus right after that retarded model because that is the only okay story here today.... come on superficial guy, I know you can do it.

@72 you should change your post name, your comments doesn't justify "giggles"

#73 - black don't crack.....unless you're Star Jones.

She looks like a skinny Luther Vandross in drag.

Oh, looky. It's another orange celebrity.

hmmm never found her that attractive to start with- the mole grossed me out... she definitely needs MORE makeup.

I guess that is the horrible part of getting OLD

She sdefinitly not the person in the Coke commertials anymore, that's for sure... but you know what SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE! It's called getting older... it happens.

She had an eye job a year or two ago and although the change is subtle, she just doesn't look as sultry and smoking hot. Now she just looks like a very attractive Italian tourist in her late 30's. These woman gotta learn to stay away from those surgeries when they are already hot, it just fucks up your looks.

Eh, everyone has a bad photo day. Except for Tom Cruise. Because he LOVES THE COCK.

#33 PapaHotNutz....Thank you! That was great.

K-Fed for president!!!

She's just gettin' the face she deserves is all.

#75
Beware, He Who Must Not Be Named

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/HeWhoMustNotBeNamed.jpg

is posting in the Paris Hilton thread. And I state again, people, DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.

@ 83 BoredBlonde

Thanks for the compliment. I also wanted you to know that I checked out the link to your myspace account. I know your boyfriend, and he is cheating on you with many, many women- and a couple of guys too. The best way to get back at him is for you to call me up and I'll allow you to sexually abuse me for days. Fight fire with fire baby. Don't let him make a fool of you. You can do whatever you feel neccesary (sexually, with me) to overcome your anger. Remember, I'm your friend out here in the world. Let me help you heal.

Hey Cindy... Here's a quarter, why don't you go downtown and have a rat chew that thing off your face.

83 BoredBlonde,

i checked out your myspace link and wanted to tell you you were the worst Hooters waitress I ever had. And by "had," you know what I mean

You guys MUST be smokin' the crack or cannot recogonize a natural stunner when you see one. Not that I blame you, after all we live in a world where most find silicon ta-ta's, Mystic tan and hair extension - HOT! However, I disagree with most of you. Weather Cindy is your "type" or not you cannot deny the fact that this almost 40 mother of two looks AWESOME!

Wow PapaHotNutz you are so kind! Noone will remember who Mother Theresa was when they hear of the charity of Papa Hot Nutz. I'm a bit surprised he has been cheating with so many women AND men but I kind of suspected something when he started going on fishing trips with Tom Cruise. Damn you Tom Cruise and your love of the COCk! Homewrecker!

You guys know that Catherine Deneuve quote? "Sometimes a woman has to choose between her face and her ass."

Cindy's chosen her ass. In order for it to be that small at that age, the face kinda collapses. Combine the collapsing face with muscles and you've got Trannie Madonna, who's pushup away from changing her name to Aileen Dover.

Hey party people.I've finally decided to create myself an account.I've been following the news for ages.You guys are sooo funny (apart from that lame banana and some other dude,cant remember his name).
To come back to LA Cindy the fat verruca her face is not appealing. Uuuh

93, what the hell is a "fat verruca?"

Molly the mole? Rings a bell? We generally call them like that where i am from.

95, what the fuck r u talking about?

90 Weather Cindy? Freudian Slip?

@ 96
"95, what the fuck r u talking about?"

Your mom

#86- Sorry about that... I forgot. It's just that today for some reason they're... right, shhh...

If the superficial guy would just do his fucking job...I wouldn't be in trouble right now.

On the last shot, you can see her scary hammertime toes. ::shudder::

Her pinky toe is not only genetically in a fucked-up locale (halfway up the side of her foot), but it's squeezed into those shoes so tightly, it's actually disappeared under the fourth toe.

WTF? Isn't that uncomfortable? I wear heels all the time, but I usually buy shoes that allow room for all five of my toes.

Papa, You could do much better than Boredblonde.

PapaHotNuts funny as usual.Thnx
Fisher55 is my english illegible? What part did you not understand?

@ 101

Are you better than BoredBlonde? Because I am sexy. Extremely sexy. I mean, to borrow from someone else, I am Land-Sexy.

(props to land-man)

103

Come to Baltimore and I'll show you extremely sexy.

@103 I'd knock the boredom and the blonde out of dat ass.......@91 less face cake please, no offense, oh and hot and funny is a + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + in my book......

102, yes "Absolutly Fab," your writing is practically impossible to understand. You spelled your own name wrong, for one. "Absolut-e-ly"

BoredBlonde is Gross, w/ a capital G

Screw Los Angeles, Baltimore is now the City of Angels. I'll be there soon enough, and I'm gonna sing you some sweet Bette Midler songs to get you in the mood for lovin'. I'm gonna give the Bambrick.

#88 - you got my thought first! She needs it bad!!! I got that quarter for her!
#58/76 - I love the bigponie!!!

She needs to get her son, Preston, (the one that looks like a daughter with his flowing blonde hair) over to have it SHEARED off so he can avoid future identity issues....her kids are so white trash looking...she needs to pay more attention to them....Preston looks more like a 'Cody'.....

CruisingForCock is from Baltimore too? Small world.......I bet your fat and lonely.......

105 What, no ATM for Boredblonde?

Stallion- find your own poontang, stop trying to cockblock BoredBlonde. Besides, this CruisingForCock chick sounds like she needs a thumping. You should hook up with her. *gagging at the thought*

108 Ready and willing. Bring on Bette

110 Lonely yes, fat no.

112 Explain gagging at the thought....

Baltimore is a nice place to visit...go there often...SW (the duct tape airline) has good deals to go there...love the Inner Harbor & their aquarium is almost as sweet as Chicago...Papa is right--it's the City of Angels!! Everyone should have 'someone' in Baltimore.....I do!!

# 114
It's when you think of something and then it makes you gag. You're not too bright are you?

@112 *throwing up and then throwing up again*

@113 just kidding about the fat thing, fatty....and boredblonde couldn't handle the A and her mouth isn't wide enough for the M..........

Yeah, she looks old, but last time I checked, she IS old. She's calved a couple times and drives a fucking minivan. That's about as old as you can get without being dead.

Land-Man lives in Washington D.C., although the Land-Cock technically extends throughout the tri-state area.

@115 next time your in town hit me up at NO_FAT_EDNA_TROLLS.com and all things considering, I'll let you saddle up........

Why is it called a "mole" on a model, but a "wart" on a witch?

PapaNuts, you are my hero. I truly hope that you aren't wasting your writing talents out there in La La land.

@119 I always thought that was called the Washington Monument but damn dude, you weren't kidding, CruisingForCock should get in touch with you.........

114 No, I'm really not. I'm just a cum dumpster.

Oh, almost forgot, Bal'more rocks hon!

@121
I assure that I am wasting my talents. And thanks for having a sense of humor when I kinda insulted your race. You are my Nubian Princess.

Land-man is so close I can feel him now..

And what race would that be Papa? Or can I call you Daddy? :)

@120 - eeeehaw!....and I AM a HOT blonde!

@123 wow, you can say that again considering how you responded to yourself, DUMBASS.......

Who would have thought Cindy Crawfish could bring out so much fun.........

She needs to get rid of that mole. It just looks disgusting as if she was tryign to pretend she was trying out for a role in a Wizard of Oz remake as the wicked witch.

Here are some more pictures of the Roberto Cavallia Vodka Launch.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/12/roberto-cavalli-vodka-launch-filled-with-aliens/

All of the woman present were disgusting. That is all that has to be said.

@128 Stallion Likey......And Italian Stallion (not to be cockey) is a true statement......

129 I'm dumb and easy. I meant 116. Papa gets me all turned on and confused.

@ 127
Based on your statement form earlier (post 25) I assumed you were black. Then I would have to assume you stole the laptop you are using. What is you?

Papa, I think you have me confused with BlackQueen above. So, therefore, you did not insult my race.

Papa and Cruising can't hook up, the world can't afford another Preston........

got a chest like BigJim?

136 Once puberty sets in he will.

@134
Oh shit- MY BAD!! No wonder you had such a good sense of humor. But DancingQueen? You're either a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, in which please get in touch with me, or a homosexual, in which please get in touch with Stallion. OHHHH SNAP!!

I think it's called ageing and she seems to be ageing very well. She looks good.

No offense to BigJim but I don't have a hairy chest at all, as far as the size, I'm fit and take care of myself.....put up an e-mail address and I'll send a picture...nothing dirty though, unless....hehehehehehhe.....all mine have my name in it, And I know I'm hated by a lot on here so can't put mine....

...speaking of dancing - have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=dMH0bHeiRNg&eurl

#138 Fuck You Hot Nuts......I'm not a cowboy, and ONLY ladies can ride this ride asshole.........

138 - I know, it does sound like a pseudonym for Tom Cruise, but I assure you I am a girl and I am NOT Tomosexual!! But I do love the cock!!!

@ 142
You have an "asshole ride"? That's just dirty.

Is that George Hamilton?

sorry - has to be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

@137 real funny bitch, coming from a girl who's name is CruisingForCock, who helped come up with a name like that, what your little brother...........

147 Fuck you. My little brother is a retard and he'll never have a normal life ever since the accident.

Hey guys thanks for telling me how ugly and gross I am!! Sweethearts. I'm new to this...just put any website I have and yes I have a myspace, didn't know it'd piss you guys off so much. Never claimed to be hott stuff! No need to respond either I don't plan on checking back, I need some therapy as it is now.

@ 149
I happen to think you are the bees knees, and and in no post did I come close to insulting. You are hot as a Montana coconut and I would love for you to touch me in "forbidden area". That's what Father Thomas used to call it. Great. Repressed memories coming back. I hate Sunday school. Thanks a lot, Padre.

All the fat meanies scared BoredBlonde away.

I'm in mourning. *rolling eyes*

#36
That was EFFING BRILLIANT. I have never called so many people to read them a comment before in my life.

I actually think Cindy is resembling Geena Davis a lot these days. And not in a good way.

Actually if you do check back BoredBlonde, I thought you were a cool chick with a hot ass.

Sometimes I just can't help my sarcasm. LOL

BTW, does Cindy Crawford moisturize her face with Crisco?

Cindy Crawford still looks nutworthy..but unfortunately Tom Cruise didnt notice because well He loves the cock.

BoredBlonde please don't leave, I thought you were funny and cute. The only one who shit on you was Fisher Price @107 and you started a great thread by giving Papa his fuel.............

It's called aging, and she aging very very well.

@CruisingForCock Just wanted to let you know I think your hilarious, I wasn't shiting on you because I don't like you, more for your witty comebacks, unlike some people I know on here(Can't feed the troll)......So keep it up, fatty.....hehehehehehehe

@CruisingForCock Just wanted to let you know that 150-200 people are feared dead after a pipeline explosion in Nigeria. Just filling you in. I love you.

158 Did anyone eat their own penis?

And I love you more. I've nicknamed my vibrator Papahotnuts.

I nicknamed mine Socrates. Not sure why.

#151...haha I am trying to think of some way to post doughnuts on here, that way the fatasses would not be so angry at me. GLAZED doughnuts.

Hey Off_the Rez. Whatever. You see, my name is Megan Harris in real life, and MeganHarris in Blog commenting world. Notice that? If you guys want to pretend that I am Mateo, who writes Useless Things, and is a man, then thats your problem.

Oh, and Italion Stallion, Cruisings for Cock, and PapaHotNuts, yeah, guess what, youre gay. stop sucking each other's dicks on comments 157-159

Oh, sorry comments 157-160. Yeah, like i said. GAY. More gay than TOm Cruise.

OK Megan, I'm sorry. You are the coolest.

Well, as long as that mole isn't sprouting 2 or 3 long black hairs, it can stay. And her son's name is Presley, (which is no better than Preston.) But I like CC, I think she's beautiful and smart...unlike other bus-riding super-model-retards we all know.

Tom enjoys the throbbing member up his bum.

I'd rather be gay than be Megan Harris.

BoredBlonde did come back niceeeeee......

MeganHarris is funny.......funny looking....nice try Casper.....Mateo is your ex boyfriend if I do recall and on his website he said you have a little dick.....

krisdylee, where has my favorite cock loving lesbian been all day?

@166 I'd rather be black then MeganHarris.....Just kidding......I meant I'd rather be dead, sorry........

Meganharris should use proper grammar when she insults people.

I am witnessing something gay-er than tom "the ass-slayer" cruise.. the superficial turned into the super-love-fest..

the SF guys better post something new, and fast.

Thank you, #152 Moose. I'm glad to see someone understood it was a joke.

This, as opposed to some people (#68 "zena marie", you yeast infection of a bitch. I hope your feculant slime trap finally dissolves, dribbles down your leg into your cheap pleather shoes, and makes you slip down the stairs and on top of your cat. Cunt.)

Thanks again, Moose!

Alright, maybe I went to far, I love rap.....Stallion going home now, apologies to anyone offended by the last one #169( except MeganHarris of course ).......I know, I know, you all hate the Stallion but if it makes you feel any better my dad's head was in the Godfather on the bed and I cry everytime I see that scene......*crying*

This thread is hilarious, keep going people.

Night stallion

No Stallion!!! I love you!!!

*running after stallion barefoot in the rain carrying my empty vodka bottle*

#172
Anytime, good Doctor!

I really enjoy your writing style. Do you keep a blog? If not, you should. If only for my entertainment. If you don't want to post your site here you can send it to me... mooserepellant@gmail.com.

Thanks for keeping me laughing!

P.S. Laughed my ass off at "...on top of your cat. Cunt."

Mateo is a dickhead. I don't even know why i still link his site with my name. OVER.

this cindy crawford shit is still up? new update please.

What the hell are you talking about? I think she is still hott, I would do her.

Jesus Christ, this Crawford bitch is getting fat...her face is so fat that my monitor broke thru my desk when her photo loaded on the page.

lay off the krispy kremes fatso...

It must take an army to give this hairy bitch a brazilian wax.

@182 - you're famous today-google TCLTC and your Anna Nicole post comes up!
TCLTC!!!

Jesus suffering fuck.

I go away for a little while and this thread turns in to a Harlequin Romance.

I want some lovin' too.

#136: Thanks for what I'm assuming is a compliment about my massive pecs.

Oh, and TCLT <========3

mole...
mmmmmole....
moley moley moley...
mole.

#90 Alexi I hate to break it to you but your comment "You guys MUST be smokin' the crack or cannot recogonize a natural stunner when you see one."

Is a bit off in this case, I will grant you that Cindy is still attractive but she isn't as sexy and that is because in my opinion she had eye work done, it always gives eyes that hollow Teri Hatcher look. You'll have to check out Cindy's pics from about 6 years ago if you want to see a natural beauty.

Here is a woman who is about 2 years older than Cindy, with no surgery. Go Stacy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/DanStuckie/StacyDash.jpg

Oh, and Tom Cruise doesn't think either Cindy, or the pic I just posted is hot....because he's to busy washing Cum out of his hair from THE COCK.

@146-

That was fucking hysterical. I like how he did the "typewriter" during the MC Hammer song. BEST. DANCE. EVER. My friend used to do it in middle school in the hallway between classes and sing Milli Vanilli. Of course he turned out to be gay. Of course.

@187-

Stacy Dash is that old? Jesus, she looks fucking AWESOME.

Here is the breakdown:

Cindy Crawford 1986: The hottest chick ever.
Cindy Crawford 1996: Still very hot.
Cindy Crawford 2006: She is still pretty, but she now looks like one of my mom's friends.

I would lick her bum bum if she let me.

WOOHOOO!!!!

#178

Sorry, Moose, no blog. I'm a freelance writer by day, and I barely scrape by on the few ideas I get as it is. The SF is pretty much it. But thanks for your vote.

#185 BigJim - quit yer whinin'. You get more cyber-pussy than's decent. And faster than a one-eyed gopher through a cactus patch to boot. Whatever the fuck any of that means.

Cruising... my office has been fuckin' BUSY, which sucks, cuz then I have to actually work. Being on Pacific time means I can't always get in on the thread....

You cuntalicious whore, let's drink our faces off sometime and slut around town.. Yeehaw!!!

That mole is so big you'd think the CIA were camping out on her face. I know I'd love to camp out on her face. All I would bring on that trip is a cigarette and some Fun Dip.

I covet that coat....

Krisdylee, I thought you were Canadian? Don't tell me that you guys use OUR time? Geez, be original and get your own time zone.

Krisdylee - Come to Baltimore we can track Land-man his Land-cock.

198 and*

Krisdylee

know whatcha mean about not getting in on the thread, my job gets me in front of the computer at odd hours.

Krydylee
1976-2000?
"She went into rigor mortis spread-eagled
all could only agree she lived life
Deliciously Cunty"

It works on many levels.

*takes shot*

She's still pretty of course and probably one of the most down to earth of the supermodels. Oh wait, its the Superficial, I meant to say, what a hag, omg, she should be beaten to death with that ugly stick instead of letting her ruin our days with that hideous mug of hers. What is she thinking coming out in public like that? The audacity of women over 40!

Wow, thanks Tranny, you "youthed" me up 5 years....

Yeah, we steal alot from the Yanks, although I've always been in favour (note Canadian spelling) of a time zone especially for us... likely be the "Polite cold as hell who the fuck cares about them igloo living beaver fuckers" time zone... and yet my pleas have fallen on deaf ears.

... I think that makes me as old as Cindy... Holy fuck, that's a trip... Her kids are the same age as my two as well... I think we're best friends.... except for the part where we've never met....

well, that's all I have to say about that. Oh, except once, I went for a bikini wax, and the girl failed to see my Crawford-like mole, strategically placed close to my lips... if yah know what I mean... and well, she waxed it off.... tears SPRUNG, let me tell you.... but hey, I'm mole free now. True story.

Cruising, I think that you and me would be way too much for Land-man to handle... he'd see our power pussies, and fall to his knees begging for mercy...

here's some fresh shit for yah..
http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca/Celebs/Gossip/Articles/Gwyneths+55000+Yoga+Lesson.htm

Now that I know Land Man is from DC, I have this creepy suspicion he's a senator or on the Supreme court. That would explain a lot.
I know that Canada is a huge ice box of people living in igloos, and everyone is uniformly into hockey and being sodomized by polar bears, but america is different. Yanks are from the northeast, and are white. Rednecks or rebels are the southeast. hicks come from the vast swath of uselessness right up the dead center of the country called the midwest or bible belt. the pacific coast people are called douche bags. Leaving the only normal, sane, thinking Americans in the Southwest (no California and Texas, not you, sit down and shut up) and the Rocky Mountain States. Secede brothers, secede!

Power pussies! *blushes* I'd fall between your knees!

Wow, when did homosexuals start writing the stories on this site?

Cindy is hotter than anything the staff at TS could ever score.

Deliciously cunty = cuntalicious?

krisdylee, I'm sure you taste wonderful down there.

BigJim'

Holy shit, making an appearance after work? make me laugh mother fucker, make me laugh.

that was an order, not a request

Oh I LOVE a good group grope. Can I join in? LOL

OK - now that we are all in a lovin' mood, what do the men think of redheads, uh NATURAL redheads that is. There are alot of beautiful blondes in the Superfish, what about us fiery vixen?

Cindy looks hot to me. Especially compared to other, younger "women" like gender-bending Xtina and Jessica "Dr. Zaius" Simpson.

212: Um, "Everyone knows gingers are evil"?

Nah, I'm part boghopper, I like firemuffs. ;)

214 - um, heard the phrase "fire in the hole"?

Firemuffs, heard alot of slurs, but not that one before.

Tranny:

I DON'T peform well under pressure!

Mother fucker? Well, that reminds me of a story. A little while after my first kid was born I was nailing my wife and in the middle of it I said, "Since you're a mother now, does that make me a mother fucker."

What I was hoping for was heightened passion and her saying things like, "Fuck me hard you mother fucker!" Instead, I ended up finishing myself off on the couch.

I don't get it. When I poked her when she was pregnant and said we were having a threesome she thought it was cool.

Don't forget, TCLT <=====3

TrannyGranny - you wound me with your comment about Texas. Seems you just need one of us Texas Roses to show you how we play "bronco buster". You will understand the phrase "Everything's bigger in Texas" afterwards when you have that big Texas smile on your face.

Randy Gerber / Gurgle / Gerbil said, just after he married Crawford, "in 10 years, her looks will be gone, but I'll still be a successful business man."

Gerbil is a lucky man, ... a self-absorbed, egomaniacal cocksucker, but a very lucky man.

Yeah, the mole is kinda' scarry. But damn!

big jim

laughed i did!! Rock On!!!!

pagan, ya'll just claimed to be from AZ on another post........you just go fuck yourself, see, you know, sleep with the fishies, ain't playing this game. You have the mind of ..... I was gonna say Down's syndrome tard, but I have met PEOPLE with Down's syndrome, and they have a decent grasp of whass up...unlike you. Cunt.

Superfish People, Pagan Queen ain't one of use....abort. abort....

So there haven't been any high resolution pictures on this site in ages, and THIS is their comeback moment?

Tranny - you been drinking maddog? I said we moved to St Louis from AZ...didnt say I was from AZ. I am from Texas.

Break out a piece of construction paper and a crayon and write this down:

Pagan lived and worked in AZ
Pagan from TX
Pagan good

Dealing with 2 kids here - daughter trying to pull a tooth now and trying to get Tranny on track.

Trials and tribulations of the Superfish

@ Pagan (specifically #212)

I have a certain obsession with redheads. Now I wouldn't go so far as saying I was obsessed, but I think I may be obsessed.

My penis hurts.

BigJim - did you have to spank it for being bad?

TFF!!

Yay for Canadians...LMAO@Beaver Fuckers, Igloos, and being sodomized by Polar Bears...you fuckers crack me up!!!

Just got back from my pussy party.... a bunch of women, no men, wine and chocolate.. I'll let you all do the math...

Deliciously cunty power pussies of the world... unite!! (includes all colours of muff...) Love you all,
sleep tight, fuck you tomorrow...
kisses, bj's and hugs,
krisdylee

First, she's not 50. She's either just turned forty or about two.
Second, she was hot in the 1980's and 90's and still is hot, but now she's MILFalicious.

Third, the mole is getting a little out there, but she not really a model anymore, so it doesn't matter now.

Fourth, yes I would lick her.

Any guy who wouldn't hit that must be a total fag, a complete butt-bandit. I would, til it hurt, dropped off and had to be stitched back on!

Pagan Queen;

A word of EXPLANATION;

I was trying to set up a funny...that's when my dog started dry-heaving. (yes, I travel with my dog) I had to stumble outside to let him hurl and eat grass. Try running through the lobby of a hotel with a puking attack dog dead drunk some time. By the time I got back to the thread, my screen saver was up and I went to sleep. (passed out) Thusly, my dubiously funny setup went away.
I used to live in Bisbee, your hub had to have been stationed at Ft. Huachuaca. Pronounce that, east coasters. Gottas stumble off to work, back later.

All this use of the word "cunt" reminds me of when I was a kid.

I was about 14 and playing a game of cribbage with my dad when I just pegged a bunch of points on him. Suitably pissed, he said, "You cunt."

My sixteen-year-old sister was indignant. "Don't call you son a cunt."

My dad was always ready with a comeback. "Yeah, right. Cunts are useful."

True story.

@230
lol, sounds like my dad

which effect that made be replaced by very desirable Eva Mendes dear Cindy?

http://www.lezlife.com

No makeup on? Are you blind?? Don't get me wrong, I don't think she looks good either, but she has lots of makeup on. Why do you think her face is so shiny?

p.s. women's eyelids do not naturally appear darker close to the eye and then progressively get lighter going up the the brow. That's called eye shadow.

You're totally off-base on this one - she looks hot, esp. for being a middle-aged mom. Total MILF material.

She looks hot. Superficial is often way off in judging looks.

That 'beauty' mark should have been lasered off at birth, though.
If I was to have sex with her I'd be inclined to bite it off in a heroic and selfless act for the betterment of humanity. I'd risk cancer for you guys.

Once, a long time ago, I was hanging out in a bar with my girlfirends, and this one drunk fucker pulled out his wang right in my face. Well, another drunk fucker decided to defend my honour (ha ha), punched him, and the next thing we knew it was a HUGE bar fight, resulting in one of the waitresses getting punched in the face, cops being called and about 20 guys getting hauled outside, blah blah blah.. The funniest thing was, as the fight ensued, me and my girlfriends parked it on the pool table to watch, and my one friend piped up "Hey, it's a cock fight." I could NOT laugh hard enough.

True story.

Sounded like that was a fun night Kris

"She's got no makeup on"

Are you retarded, superfish? She is clearly wearing makeup. Just because her face isn't painted up like a tropical fish doesn't mean she isn't wearing any.

"her eyebrows are out of control"

She always had bushy eyebrows.

"her once famous beauty spot just looks like concentrated cancer now."

Her mole has always looked like that.

I never thought this woman was hot you know, because of the bushy eyebrows and gross mole that have ALWAYS BEEN THERE. Fucking idiot.

Pagan;

Got the construction paper out after the hangover went away...got it! One of my best friends is from TX, dudes crazy when the bars shut down in Denver, he organizes shopping-cart races down the hills. The only way to stop is to crash, hopefully into the bushes. Reminds me of home.
I am dedicating today to the great god Fece. I had no sooner got to my first appointment, when a bird flew over and shit on me. That Kinda day folks. I'm expecting to meet a pretty woman later and promptly lose all control of my bowels.

Has a post ever made it to 420?

BigJim;

I had a similar problem once, I was railing this mom from behind onetime, and I thought I would complement her, so I told her how good her ass looked, just like her 20 year old daughter. That went over pretty good, she was really into it, so being the overachiever that I am, I went on to comment how similar the hoo-hoo felt, only a little looser and mustier smelling.

She bucked me off in under 8 seconds.

I think she looks good and has enough makeup on! She just isn't 25 any longer!!!!

Tranny, did you still manage to come?

# 149 Don't leave - you're on a roll !
Therapy will just cause debts.
(And I was glad to hear Idaho had internet - Congrats)
-The pic of W on your MySpace site - priceless
- Your heroes - "Jesus and Rush Limbaugh": Like ...keep trying Binky... Do you work for the Coldbear Reporrr ? or stick to Vegas ?
(And you're a cutie)

Tranny - lol Well, I was dealing with major tooth pulling drama. Got my daughter to put dental floss around the tooth and try to pull on it that way. I walked by, reached out and grabbed the floss - tooth flew out, problem solved :) Hated to do that to her, but it was midnight and I was a little crabby!

Bisbee - I LOVED that town! When we first moved to SV my husband couldnt get a job. Hair down mid-back and they kept asking if he was from Bisbee! LOL He swore when he got out of the Corps to never cut it, but he had to to get a job.

I miss Texas so much! Bon fires, going out to honky tonks until they close then eating at Denny's or the Waffle House. Watching guys named Bubba going "hey yall watch this" and managing to remove themselves efficiently from the gene pool.

Looks like the Norse Joker God Loki is ruling your day, my friend.

Tranny

Nope - I was working on Ft WeGotcha. Hubby and I are both civvies now. I still work in the gov sector, he is out of it.

BigJim - where I am from in TX there is a town close named Kuntz - pronounced Koontz. My little cousin was learning to read and when we were driving along he saw the sign and said "Wow mom, I always wanted to be in Kuntz (pronounced it Cunts)". His Dad replied, "Son, it is a place that real men never want to leave". I thought his wife was going to drive off the road we were all laughing so hard.

True dat

OHHH PlUUZEEE...If this is bad I want to look that bad at her age.

No one who is satisfied with their looks would make fun of this women.

Therefore, you must be UGLY-inside and out.

WOO HOO!

damn people are still on here, It's the weeke nd people go out, I'm drujnk and getting ready to go out again bitches.............

Stallion - not all of us are "young, single, and love to mingle".

What cologne ya wearin - Aqua Velva or High Karate ;)

shes\ looks fine. she could e a jew it could be worse. i hate dumbby jews

Is this the article that has had the most comments? A whopping 251!!!!

#250. Yeah, some of us are married with a kid. The last time I hit a club was when I went to a gay bar with my friend. Great music.

Stallion;

Next time I'm in Balt. show me a good time. I travel a lot, hate going out alone, and I am currently working 7 days a week, hence the constant posting.

Pagan; Yeah, Bisbee is the shit, I lived right behind the Copper Queen. Me and my buds used to load up on peyote and run through the tunnels (did you know the drainage system leads into the mine, runs under everybuilding in town, and, if you have the balls, will take you to Agua Prieta) I could go anywhere, without ever setting foot on the street. Good times. Almost got ran over by a tank at the Ft., back when civilians could still sneak onto the tank track. Oh, I lived in Dallas for a while too, loved it.

Oh, I'm in Columbia right now, be here for 3 or 4 more weeks

She's clearly had plastic surgery on her nose and eyes. Sure, she's still an attractive woman - but she's not "Cindy Crawford" any more. Both Jennifer Grey and Lindsay Lohan have also surgically removed the characteristics that made them special and interesting.

Here's some pre-surgery close-ups of Cindy:
http://www.kmmod.com/ccrawford/closeup/closeup1.htm

@250 Dolce & Gabbana of course, wow my head hurts......

TrannyGranny: I'm assuming by Columbia you mean Maryland. No problem if thats the case, let me know when.....

Stallion;

No, damn the luck, I'm in Missouri right now...although it is a college town and there is some sweet ass parading around. I will be on the east coast as soon as hurricane season hits though. And then, my friend, it is ON!!

It is a strange day when Britney Spears is looking better than Cindy Crawford. Check out the pics from her recent photoshoot:
http://celebreligion.com

Eyes are the windows to the soul. In Cindy's eyes you can see the realization that her life, sadly, will never be as it once was. Her boobs will never be as bouncy, her skin will never be as soft, her ass will never be as perky, her photos will never be as glamorous, her movies will never be as successful.....wait...

i fucking hate scalpers.

Omg I can only hope I look that good at her age. Geez it's a win loose situation. You either spends thousands of dollars on artificial treatments, or do nothing and grow old gracefully. Either way theres idiots bitching about it.. I think she's beautiful, lets get some real butt ugly stories eh? Sinking to the bottom of the fish bowl this week :)

"theres a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot"

Tranny - my husband used to cruise through the old mining caves; expecially the ones with the warning signs...once a Marine, always a Marine.

I didnt know the mines were that extensive, but it makes sense.

Stallion - Dolce & Gabbana NIEEEEEECCCC
Did you get to go back out? I will live vicariously through you - we dont get out much anymore.

Did get out after the required grip and grin Christmas Party. I am 41 and my girlfriends and I hit a club. I had a 21 year old that was all over me telling me how hot I was. Great thing was is he was gorgeous and NOT drunk!! Good to know I still got it! LOL

Ladies, stay in shape and keep sunscreen on. 90% of skin damage is due to that. I can pass for a woman 10 years younger. It so rocks when I am zinging around in my sports car and some gorgeous guy next to me tries to get my attention.

I loved the attention, but the only man that I will take up on any proposition is the one I share last names with. Got what I want right at home.

He looks alot like BigJim's picture, but he is a bit bigger. YUM!

Oh come on. When you can be her age, wear that hideous outfit, apply your makeup THAT carelessly and still look as hot as she does in these pictures... well, no wonder people are struggling to find amusing comments.

PapaHotNuts -- LOL. You crack me up!

PapaHotNuts...especially #33. Tee hee hee.

@ 38.
I didn't quite get the conection in your comment. Mexicans = diapers and working?
Diapers? Am i missing a cultural hint?
But aren't they supposed to work their arses off, and do what americans do not?

stallion you got too much time on your hands...if you were some 5 yr old kid whos too afraid to stand up to people so does it over web to seem tough, i wouldnt be suprised..mehh aint workin buddy. stfu. plz and thank you =D

stallion you got too much time on your hands...if you were some 5 yr old kid whose too afraid to stand up to people so does it over web to seem tough, i wouldnt be suprised..mehh aint workin buddy. stfu. plz and thank you =D

lmao had some technical difficulties, ignore on of them.

Hmm she looks fine but the lighting in those pictures is really freaky. What do they have a 1,000 watt lamp pointed right at her face? The glare from her forehead is blinding.

she makes all of your girlfriend's and wives look like shaved gorilla's or Star Jones (same thing).

She is beautiful and sexy. If you have a penis and you are not attracted to her your probably retarded or gay

I'd hit it.