May 9 2006Christina Aguilera makes me proud

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The universe has smiled on me and I am first!!!!!

She looks a bit like a drag-queen to me...

I am so happy I think I will go touch myself now

@ 1&3 And like all the tools who care, you waste it with fuck all to say.

Wasn't Christina looking hot just a bit ago? Did she get a wig from Jessica. Fuck chick, my dick can't take much more of this, hard, soft, hard, soft.........

She looks like a man with a womans ass.

#6 Don't be bitter because I take joy in the small things. If it wasn't for women like me you'd never get laid.

What's up with Marcellus Wallace and his band-aid? Where's the ball gag?

Better go get the gimp.

#6 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#9 I was just looking at that and gonna post about it... LMAO!!!

Isn't that Ephraim's long john shirt from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? Bless your beautiful hide, Christina Aguilera.

4th pic she does look like a blow up doll

@8 - Damn Lou, I never would have taken you as an international supermodel, since those are the types I lay. Or was that some crack as to you being a big heifer, insinuating that I only sleep with chicks who resemble Edna?

Lookin' like a scary tranny. If I saw that walkin' down the street and I didn't know what a Christina Aguilera was, I'd just assume the Gay Pride Parade festivities started early this year.

She looks like a blonde Prince Valiant tranny. And what's up with covering up with a long sleeved sweater, then wearing short shorts?

Glad she lost a few of the piercings - but I don't think the Barbie-look has done much for serious careers or the women's movement.(PC day for Bink) And I heard Ken is gay now.
(I think that may be a wig)

Caption for pic #2:

Someone yells: Christina, how many orafices have you had a cock in?

Christina: Uhhhh..........

Ew, and WTF is with the bandaid at the back of that guy's neck. That always creeps me out when big fat guys with necks like bulls shave their heads, and they've got these nasty hot dog rolls at the back of their neck. That's got to be one of the most unattractive things that guys do to themselves. If you'r regulary nicking the back of your neck with the razor, then maybe you're too fat to be going bald!!!

I think the guy in the leather jacket in Pic #1 might be Richie Sambuca. Wouldn't that just be loverly.

let me guess. since she is like a 13 year old with an identity crisis, right now she's into "the 1950s" she doesnt know much about them besides marily monroe. so somebody told her about this pinup called "bettie page" that they just made a movie about. because nobody exists until theres a movie made about them. and she though. wow what an interesting person. let me cut my bangs just like her!

god dont people get over this "i am finding myself" crap when theyre 13?? youre 26 year old married woman and you have no fucking clue who you are. its so sad

I'd like to fuck the stupidity out of her.

ha in that last picture she looks like a blow up doll.

Not just any blowup doll, MY blowup doll. I wondered what happened to it after Katrina when I got looted. Fuckers.

I love Xtina!!! I feel the same way.

So how come chicks like this can go around half naked in public, but when I do I end up getting arrested?

Alexis Arquette is looking hawttt.

My blow up doll is WAY better looking than that.

She's a poor man's blonde Betty Page. That wig makes her nose look way bigger than it is. She is fugly in these photos.

If you're going to wear a wig, why not branch out with another color, texture, or length?

She's one of the few who actually has natural talent and is naturally attractive..why does she have to ALWAYS dress like a $2 whore? and try to sing out to the point of ridiculousness? She needs to chill the fuck out.

What's up with the blonde in the foreground with the peasant top? Christina Aguilera's buxom chamber maid? And somebody call Frodo Baggins and tell him I found the "One Ring." Christina's chamber maid has it around her neck.

False! Tricksy pop star cronies. They stole it from us. My Precious...

Someone tell this bitch she ain't Marilyn and she's not doing the legacy any justice. I can't stand her physically, boob envy, sharpie eyebrows, hair like straw but I have to give it to her that she sho' can sing. I think she was actually LESS trashy during her drrrty phase.

#8 - Let's get one thing straight. I'M the fuckbag of fuckbags around here. My vagina has an agent.

She could wear NO clothes and I'm not sure I could stop staring at that fucking ridiculous wig.

She looks like this guy

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/artist/t/twisted_sister/canon/18187_426x104.jpg

#12--LOL, Seven Brides For Seven Brothers is a classic.

P.S. I'm a lonesome Polecat, and I do it with sheep.

Hey all! Miss me? I think you did. Okay, christina used to be okay, but she's too popish and her carreer is over! Plus, I kind of have the same outlook on clothes, but she's making it skanky with the white hair... why would she purposly haev white hair? And THOSE bangs???

#33 Jacq....as your vagina's agent, haven't I told you that the standard answer to any inquiries is "No cumment" .....

Ahhh, pic #4, mouth agape to receive my throbbing pink cock, her hand in fist one foot away at the base of my cock. Wait, I think that was a pic of MeganHarris to which I am referring.

Looks like we have a skank-off between jacq and lou. I have a steel cage and a duffel bag full of dildos I've been saving for just such an occasion.

# 14 I thought I was being pretty clear in saying that you have a small dick. But I'll take the blame on this one. I know how you small dick having motherfuckers need things spelled out. Or maybe you just got all flustered when you started thinking of Edna pounding down on top of you. It's understandable.

Dude,

i fail to understand the lipstick..its so red and blinding...kinda makes her look like a transvestite..her husband must be proud.

Lame Bananas has crotch froth.

popish? carreer? purposly? haev?
Oy vey, you've started early today.

she looks like plastic. a chubby piece of plastic with a blonde wig.

Lou, if you're ever in New Orleans, let me know. I'd be more than happy to shove my "small" dick out the back of your throat.

And you comment still doesn't make sense. Must be me thinking about Edna, ohhhhh, burn. Good one.

i got it! she played one of the scary children in village of the damned.

There must be something wrong with me. It's clear that her hair is unnatural-at best. Her makeup looks like a drag queens, and her tan is bordering on betadine orange-look at her face.
All this, and yet I still think she's hot. I might be a little gay for Xtina.

Chrissy Snow called - she wants her look back. And for all of our sakes, Christina, please give it back!

46 - There's a Mardi Gras in my pants and your penis is the Krewe. Some say 10 AM is to early to start drinking but to them I say "Shut up."

Lame banana up the ass:

Just so you know, unlike many others around here, I don't hate you.

I pity you.

@50 - 10am? Hell, I'm already 6 deep by then.

@51 - BigJim pities fools. Why the hell would you sell your house to Aniston?

Unlike some problems, like necrophelia, ignoring the problem will cure the problem. Please, for the love of Christ, just ignore the banana chick. She/he is begging for people to trade barbs with her. I would love to trade Clorox for eye-shadow and have her apply it vigorously to her face, but it probably won't happen. Please, I ask as a favor to all who post, ignore this bag of pigshit and make her go away.

See, now that just makes me happy that you, the peons, lower yourself in your already pathetic status'! You have no idea how great it is to have everyone commenting about me. I know you're obsessing over me and it proves your lives are sad because I am the only thing you comment on and worry about. Yay me.

I really AM bananas!

I just wanted to warn everyone about her crotch froth. It's rather frothy and not in a good-foamy-cappucino-way.

Mr. Nuts, come to Monroe sometime. I got you a present.

aghh!!!!!! she is the grossest celebrity ever!!!

she does look like a drag queen!

her mouth is permanently like that... ready for the blow ;)

My last comment to Iambananas. No, you aren't bananas, you're fucking retarded. You can't even steal a song lyric correctly. It's "this shit is banans."

http://www.letssingit.com/?/gwen-stefani-hollaback-girl-vt32djv.html

Unless you are saying that you are, in fact, shit. Which I guess in that case, you are correct. I will stand corrected for that.

SIXTY-FIRST!!! ALL RIGHT!
I was also going to make a "Pulp Fiction" reference, but alas, am way too slow on the draw.
Looks like making out with Christina would be like running your fingers through cotton-candy hair while kissing an overly greasy plate...not like I'm into that or anything...

Osh, meet me half-way next week, I also have a gift for you. As a matter of fact, I'm holding it right now. If you guess what it is you can have it.

@61 When you pulled up in my driveway did you see a sign that said dead nigger storage?

didn't all of xtina's hair fall out? looks like a wig to me

Just a reminder:

TCLT <=======3

62 - Is it a Cream-filled Toothbrush like the one that homeless guy who lives in our dumpster keeps in his coat? I sure hope so because he makes me pay to use his and I always wanted one of my own so at least I could wash it now and then.

I'm with you, Gerald Tarrant.
So long, lambananas, farewell, auf weiderschen, goodnight. I'm so sorry that you have no friends and have to look at being made fun of as a good thing. Have fun taking the short bus home tonight. I'll be sending a helmet to you shortly.
Love, Feed_me_chocolate.

Her new look reminds me of this:

http://snl.jt.org/char.php?i=286

I don't know if this is going to work, but here goes:

Tom Cruise Loves The:

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Mother fucker. Let's try again.

Tom Cruise Loves The:

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Aww, fuck. I give up.

We all know he loves the cock. Let's just leave it at that.

Actually, that was pretty good. I usually can't tell what those are supposed to be, seeing as how it's usually in Geek.

She's always been slutty, hello?! Remember that video Drrty? Or however she mispelled it?

Obsess much (about me??!)!!!

WOW..... it has been a month of Horrible Hair, maybe we missed the memo that all stylists are vacationing in May

*cough* can u say baad wig?

She is gonna look exactly like the guy from Twisted Sister in a few more years.

G Tarrant: Hey man, I wanted to finally thank the person who so graciously donated that blowup doll, kept me afloat for almost 5 days before Prez Bush personally saved me from drowning, Shee-it, thanky fo' helpin' a nigga out, Tex. Oh, and G.T., thanks for the big screen, stereo, wedding ring (it's on my front tooth now, mutha fucka) and all those tight lil' poor white chicks that got lef' behind.

#77
She's already accomplished that.
http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_06.28.01/funny/twins.html

#71 Tom Cruise will be attending the annual fertility festival that celebrates the cock. Check the pictures here(SFW):
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060403kanamara/index.html

Feed me

AAAHHHH my EYES! Didn't know that existed!

Then that was a pretty good guess on your part.

To: Gerald Tarrant
RE: post #6

What's your turn around time?

Thanks to pic two, the one in the middle. I am going to worship Christina Aguilera.

Looks like she's about to sneeze on the others though =)

Ew, those horrible bangs. The only person who can get away with those bangs is Little Debbie (of snack cake fame) and even she doesn't look that great in them.

What is with all the celebrities and their bright orange tans of late? Or maybe they're all gorging on carrots and yams? Whatever it is, it is really awful.

#71: L to that O to the mutha fuckin' L

Chritina? Sweetie? The Bettie Page haircut only works with black hair. It also only looks good on a certain type of proto-goth, rockabilly chick. You look like ass with black hair. So don't dye your hair black. You are also so not a gothic/rockabilly chick. You are a crappy pop singer. So change your hairstyle. Now. Please.

#86 - you said it. that look works for %1 of people and she's not it...

Oh Xtina, you are so original and unique. It's not like every single blonde pop singer/starlet/shit actress on earth has done the "Marilyn Monroe" wannabe look to death. You're joining the ranks of Marilyn wannabes like Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, and a million others. It was cute on the first 300 people who did it, now it's just getting tired. Please find your own niche instead of ripping off a dead icon.

Enh, she looks like a fucked-up Olive Oyl. The '40s look she had going a while back was much better.

The exchanges with her sylist have to be pretty fun, though:

"I want something that says skank."

*shows outfit*

"No, that says whore. I want skank."

*shows another outfit*

"Skank, damnit, not slut."

*shows another outfit*

"Closer, but skank, S-K-A-N-K, not dishrag."

*shows another outfit*

"Skanky, but too Tom Cruise-ish."

#77 - (Chi Iron + Dee Snider = Christina Aguilera) + Ugly, Loyal Jewish husband = Rich Forever Fuckers!

I swear she gets even more repulsive everytime I look at her.
And I don't like her fringe.

#'s 21, 86, i thought the same thing. a male, blonde, bettie page impersonator. gross.

#54, peons? and who are you again? paris-fucking-hilton? then again, she/you would know a thing or two about pee-ons.

# 60, i corrected Iamretarded about that earlier in another thread. guess it didn't get the memo.

osh, does the cream-filled toothbrush guy hang out behind the kard station? i might have seen him... hehe

Christee, I've corrected the chimp before too, I was just praying that it will eventually take. I guess Koko isn't that bright afterall.

she just wants attention. i hate girls that try to pretend like being a slut is empowering. Yes men talk about all the ladies they can get and that is cool, women should not brag about how much sex they have though... because it is not hard for any woman to have sex really if she wants to have sex one night, she can. Some sluts are so stupid they think that if a guy lets her give him head she is pretty. christina is a bow legged rat face with no shoulders. if shes going to stress like a clownish hooker again i hope she covers her ugly calves with some knee-high boots,

someone PLEASE photoshop this one:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/images/2006/05/caguilera-mv-shoot4.jpg

first of all christina doesnt look at all like marilyn monroe, for one shes way to skinny and she doesnt look at all like the girl next door like MM she doesnt have the bone structure and she dresses like a cheap hooker and wears way to much makeup I guess she think she now looks like the blonde betty page, I dont think so she just looks like a little girl playing dress up or something but I will give her one thing she can sing like its nobodys business she just needs to create her own style christina is pretty she needs to get her own look and stop copying everybody elses

#94 lol amen sista although I must say I think christina is pretty I beg to differ

Nice butt. But what the hell happened to her face. She's destroyed it with all that industrial makeup she wears.

Didn't she lose all of her hair from constant dyeing? I think the "Tranny Wig" look is here to stay.

#95, I thought about it. Haven't got the time or the money though. Let me know when it has been done...