May 4 2006Celine Dion breaks own ears

I hate you Celine.

Um, who cares? Her last hit was in 1997. It's 2006. Do the math.

Actually, labyrinthitis is a real and fairly serious condition. Not life-threatening, but debilitating. My father suffered from it a decade or so ago. He would suddenly lose all sense of balance and the room would spin around him. [All without the benefit of illegal narcotics!] Once it was so bad my mother called me at college and asked me to come home so I could help my eldest brother get our father out of the tub. He simply couldn't stand up.

Do you have any idea how horrifying it is for a college-age kid to see his aging and overweight father stark naked in the tub? That's why we must fight and defeat labyrinthitis: As tough as it is on the victims, it is even tougher on the family.

I subsequently required so much electroshock therapy that I wasn't able to go near a microwave oven for six years. So labyrinthitis is no laughing matter.

Except when it happens to Celine Dion, of course. Then it's funny.

That picture is about as hot as I've ever seen her look.

http://www.webmd.com/hw/balance_disorders/hw265597.asp

Poor Celine.

Not that I'm a fan, but I do feel sorry for her!

My mother had labyrinthitis a few years ago, and for almost a week she couldn't move without vomiting. Apparently its awful!

Oh my god, people pay to see this nasty ass has been? oh, what is the world coming to, first Britney is gonna pop out another cheeto and then Celine gets something that's not going to kill her.
dammit!

That pic looks like she caught a whiff of Edna's snatch .... eeeeewwwwww!!!!

Thats her best Chinese impression.....Me so sorry if it is.......

"Celine Dion's Vegas career takes controversial turn: onstage DP from Tom Jones and Wayne Newton challenges Las Vegas' new 'family-friendly' image makers".

Kind of looks like the face people make during an orgasm.

Oh for fuck's sake you lot...

How can you spend nearly all of the week bitching about beautiful people, when as soon as a deeply unpopular ugly one gets an ear infection you turn into Doctor fucking Drake Ramore?

So this twat's condition causes nausea, dizziness and general weakness. That is basically what her voice has done to millions of innocents for over a decade.

What comes around goes around, you dizzy bitch.

didn't David Bowie have this virus?

SuperSpence - I haven't had my second cup of coffee nor is it 10 am yet and you made me crack a smile. You're my new hero.

Did someone just stab her in the back in that photo? It looks like she's about to sink to her knees and clasp her throat while making gurgling death noises.

Of course, she may have been forced to listen to "I Drove All Night" all night. I'm pretty sure that's the face I would make if I had to listen to that shit.

Moriarty -- are you a Brit?

Because I love Britain!! I wish I WAS British. In fact, when I meet people I sometimes PRETEND I'm British. I'm pretty good with the accent.

Yes sweetcheeks, I am. It is a point that is sometimes received with wildly varying levels of humility here.

Regarding your accent... Madonna does that now too.

Only not that well...

Everything sounds far better with a British accent!

Tom Cruise loves the cock -- say it with a British accent and it sounds distinguished, like it might be the tagline for the six o'clock news.

Over here we usually say Tom Cruise IS the cock.

LOL @ that picture. Is she on the toilet?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Sharkbite, that's the moment the hypnotist snapped his fingers, took her out of her mental fog, and she truly saw her husband for the first time.

Looking at her, this is the only time I would ever hang my head in shame for being Canadian.

Unfortunately, I've never met a man with super-humongous wangitis. This guy I dated back in the 80's swore he was afflicted, but it turned out to be super-inflated ego-itis instead, which resulted in a case of super-disappointed girlitis. It took me a week to recover.

Hopefully that ear problem will keep her from "singing" or flying anytime soon. Maybe it'll kill her...nah, that would be too good. Oh and Moriarty...she's a nasty old slapper.
Little more Brit slang never hurt anyone..

Actually, the look on her face is from the time LandMan introduced his manhood to her Stink Star.

That has to be the ugliest man I've ever seen.

This super-humongous wangitis must be horrible. It can't be a good thing. After all, since one size doesn't fit all, it would prevent the sufferer from having sex with people like me, who are brilliant and desirable and just under five feet tall.

(I'm not a "little person". I'm just short. Maybe I'm part elf or something…)

That bitch looks exactly like Scottie Pippen. At least he could dunk.

I had the same symptoms when I sniffed her perfume.

And, when she performs, why does she ALWAYS stick her cunt out towards the audience?

"Despite all my Rage I am still just a rat in a cage".........

Stallion I almost pissed myself.

Damn you Fisher @13, you stole my Bowie reference! Glad someone else remembers that movie. Didn't Jennifer Connolly come down with a bad case of labyrinthitis too? I think she eventually recovered though. With Bowie, the jury is still out.

Her perfume smelled of labrynthitis and old man stink.

Smashing Pumpkins are devil worshipers!!

Yet without mention of their name you recognized the lyrics? We have a hypocrite in our midst.

I listen to the records before I burn them. I am not hypocrite. I pray for the souls of the devil worshipping band members. It was the Lord that took that devil worshipper's hair away.

Edna, if I worship the Pumpkins, does that, by default, make me a devil worshipper too?

Cool.

I don't even like Smashing Pumpkins, I'm more of a Gallager (sp) smashing watermelons kind of guy, cause I like to watch the darkies cry......I just thought the lyrics matched the picture cracker.....Sweetcheeks rocks.....

Italian Stallion, you're a dick.

@39 my work is done here then, thanks dumbfuck............

Edna, I think you've got your terms confused. What you meant to say was, Stallion you're a funny fucker.

See, fucker and dick, although both sounding derogatory, aren't always the same.

All I can say about all these comments is:

ROTF.

Oh, and:

TCLTC.

That picture is hilarious..I wish all pictures could be that funny.

The scene that is pictured is the last time Celine (hitherto referred to as "it") was being sodomized by its geriatric husband Rene publicly and Edna was shooting the video. She gets off on the excruciating sexual torture of mentally challenged folk.

Labryinthitis is actually a terrible condition wherein the afflicted repeatedly sees a large Minotaur chasing them with an axe.

Celine Dion's ears couldn't be reached for comment.

Well, she does sing rather loudly... but I like that song "My Heart WIll Go On"... it was good... also "thats the way it is" or somthing like that...

But she's kind of annoying... marrying that old guy and her mannerisms are annoying.

@47: Your posts never cease to amaze me. Just when I think you're the dumbest fuck in the world, you go and one-up yourself.

judging from the response of this picture, all pictures on this site should look like this. its more entertianing then the actually topic. everyone who agrees, write and tell the webmaster. it's time for a change already.
and about CD. ...shes still singing? huh, i thought she was dead.

lmao at 14. She reminds me of the babe.
No seriously. That picture is amazing. Now I'm a fan all over again. <3

Hey 48, does 47 sound suspiciously like Megan Harris or sherry-co? "I love that song from Titanic, it's so great, all you guys are just haters. Oh and that song by Paris Hilton is sooo good. Next you'll be picking on Tom Cruise or something." I mean really, if Celine Dion doesn't deserve a thrashing, nobody does. She makes my ears hurt. In fact, when I hear her voice I do that spasm Kramer used to do when he heard Mary Hart.

Just wondering if maybe that means I have celinedionitis, a truly terrible and serious medical condition.

I hate celine dion.

That picture makes her look... weird.

pinky_nip seams to be only immature person who dosen't like me... and ask me if I care... Um, NO! Especially from someone who uses the "f" word, proving that they are the dumbest thing ever.. It shows ignorance and immaturity. Come on, join the human race.

No, I don't like you either, bananas.

Wait, I meant "I don't FUCKING like you." There, that's better.

Yes bananas please refer to #51. Being compared to Megan Harris and sherry-co are not compliments.

#53 a DYKE hating a DYKE, thats a good one....

P.S. MEGANHARRIS Thats a great picture that CruisingForCock put up of you getting an award for biggest loser on the Britney thread, PapaHotNuts was right about you looking like a pile of pigshit in a bucket, minus the bucket of course...........

I always wondered what she would look like after I punched her in the face. Thanks America for taking her off our hands and our deepest sympathies for you all.

I relish the thought of Celine vomiting profusely. And for days on end. Hopefully she'll need a feeding tube.

Her "music" and her "face" have poisoned millions for years. Its about time she gets her karmic payback.

Jeez, she looks remarkably like Betty Thomas from "Hill Street Blues", and that isn't exactly a good thing.

More specifically - in that picture, she looks like Betty Thomas getting gut-shot. Celine getting a buckwheats hit would be a pretty good thing.

I wish I looked as hot as she does on this picture.She looks like someone with a rare brain disease.Like an ultimate, mutant down syndromed midget.Hot.

Lambanas;
I gotta join the band wagon here, your comments make me want to send you to college. Medical college. As a cadaver.

I bet Celine Dions ears were trying to escape, thats what's really going on here.

BEST PICTURE OF CELINE...... EVER

That's her orgasm face. You know you wanna hit that stanky French-Canadian fishhole.

p.s. Iambananas is a fucking retarded fuckwad cunnyfuck.

She and Pamela Anderson are embarrassments to Canada. I wanna knock their heads together and hope they pass out for a very long time.

She looks really constipated in that picture. She probably sang so loudly her ears started to bleed, hence the condition she now suffers. I find her quite scary, she looks like a scarecrow! A scarecrow with bleeding ears!

As someone who suffered from labrinthitis two years ago, I can tell you what it feels like: (It's a bitch to spell, too.)

Your vision is like your eyeballs are being spun inside of a tin can. You cannot focus on anything at all. Not near. Not far. It is extremely debilitating.

Every time your head moves just.a.little ( and I mean a little bit) YOU PUKE. ALOT.

If someone touches you the vibrations (which you are highly highly sensitive too in this state) make your eyeballs feel like they are a raft on a suddenly wavy lake. ( Don't touch the bed either ) and you puke some more.

Eventually, because your stomach is puking out everything, the bowels want to be in on the action and you will start to have diarreaha on the exam table. In your new outfit you just bought.

Oh, and I was 4.5 hours away from home and I never wanted to leave the clinic we raced into when suddenly I couldn't stand up at all. The fact that I didn't puke or shit myself the entire drive home ( with our two kids in the truck is something to be said.)

It had all started at 6am when I woke up at our hotel with my ear being blocked. Like wax just suddenly slid into a bad spot. I've never had ear problems or infections ever. So I just figured it was wax. By 12 noon, I was puking everywhere, couldn't focus and staggering.

I also couldn't hear well out of my right ear.

What it ended up being ( after being treated for infections - though I was in perfect health) was a big fat conundrum. The UBER specialist (and CAT scans and a few other tests, its a blur now really.) I went to said it was Sudden Hearing Loss Syndrome. Which is something about 3000 -5000 people get hit upside the head with a year.

YAY Me!

I have never recovered my hearing in that ear ( and that is ok, it is like listening with your finger stuck in your ear.) but the tennitis ( ringing) is 24/7. That is a buzzkill. White noise machines are wunderbar.

It took me a good 10 weeks to not weave like a drunk when I walk and I no longer to "Whoa....that wasn't a good idea..." when I make the mistake of looking up fast at something ( bird flying over head...wooooo..not good.)

I don't like celine at all, but I feel her pain.

remember that movie "I come in peace" where a space alien drug dealer kills people with his cool cd gun? That's what Dion's music makes me feel like.

Bring Celine back to Quebec!

I had labyrinthitis once. It's the disease you can't find your way out of. I'm a little miserable now that I share something in common with Celine Dion.

She has the UGLIEST WITCHIE-POO face on this planet, bar-none!!! Her constant freak-out hand & body & face gestures have always totally turned me off, and well … really kinda made me sick. Her popularity is just dumbfounding to me, because she’s the ULTIMO-GEEK. The thing that really puts the frosting on all this freakiness, is of course her Grandpa Claus husband ... what a total circus side show!

On the other hand, I sure would love it if she gave me half of what’s in her bank account, now that would be stellar Celine Dion gesture ...

Ciao Bitches ...

Not mine, but damn funny - Proposed Award for Celine Dion:

"Best Non-Appearance by a Popwhore
Celine Dion

I think you should send out special thanks to Celine Dion for NOT making an album in 2005, giving our ears and central nervous systems a much needed break after conspiring with Anne Geddes in 2004 to make listeners worldwide projectile vomit from C-sharp saccharine overdoses. The longer she stays away from a recording studio, the more her slide into eventual obscurity is assured, and the greater the likelihood that a happy day will come when I can again turn on my radio, silent lo these many years, without fear of being tasered into submission by the strident peals of "My Heart Will Go On".

Fuck...the only real tragedy at the end of "Titanic" is that as Jack, to my glee, sank into the icy depths of the North Atlantic, he did not grab Dion by her giraffe-like throat and pull that Innsmouth-reject down to the dark demise she so deserved. The only way I want to hear her voice again is to hear her cries for help from the bottom of a well muffled as I slide the capstone into place. As a Canadian, I apologize to the world for unleashing this shrieking horror upon them.

-Dominic"

Is she having an orgasm or taking a dump???

celine dion rules you ignorant fools with absolutely no sence of taste

If you loathe her, please don't buy her albums. It's the best thing you can do instead of crticizing her all the time.
I'm not one of her fan but I think she's a real nice person and a good singer no matter what she sings compared to other "stars" such self-suficient women as Madonna...
And I'd like to remind you she's the best selling female singer of all times, so we can show some respect. Anyway I don't like people who don't. We live on a tiny planet and if we are to survive it will be together or not at all. That's too easy to make fun of people.