May 8, 2006
Celebrities still having babies
• Adam Sandler had a baby girl on Saturday and announced it on his offiical site with: "Kid is healthy!! Wife is healthy!! He's still a moron, and that's all that counts!!!" Because making sure your baby is a moron should be every new parent's top priority. [AdamSandler]
• Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, "Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker." [People]
• Jon Favreau's rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child. Hopefully it'll end up looking like a potato with facial hair just like its daddy. [People]
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Comments
1. Posted by Diana on May 8, 2006 3:06 PM
FIRST
A miracle,
and only because it's not a Tom Cruise post.
TCLTC
2. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 3:06 PM
What number am I?
3. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 3:07 PM
Oh, great, number two! Oh well, I have been called worse.
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 8, 2006 3:19 PM
Wait, Adam Sandler had sex?
5. Posted by BigJim on May 8, 2006 3:25 PM
No one gives a steaming Edna Bambrick shit about this story.
6. Posted by Jim Treacher on May 8, 2006 3:27 PM
Sandler's referring to himself as the moron, right? Unless he's calling his daughter "he." Which, who knows.
7. Posted by lawgrrl on May 8, 2006 3:35 PM
LMAO @ Zach Morris.
8. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 8, 2006 3:42 PM
Zack Morris had his second child yesterday, daughter Ava Lorenn. When asked for comment he said, "Stop calling me Zach Morris. My name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you fucker." [People]
WELL DONE, SF GUY, WELL DONE.
9. Posted by Fisher55 on May 8, 2006 4:51 PM
when did adam sandler marry the grey's anatomy chick?
10. Posted by ImCurly on May 8, 2006 5:06 PM
B-I-G Daddy planted the "Demon" seed ... you go white boy ... another rich, funny Jew brought into Hollywood ... Woooo Whoooo !!!!
11. Posted by Jacq on May 8, 2006 5:06 PM
#9 - Only if Adam Sandler married a melted Ellen Pompeo with a horse face. They're both pretty ugly, I'm not sure who should be insulted by that.
I read somewhere that Zach's grandfather was Milton Berle, can anyone confirm? Stupid question... like anyone's reading this story anyway. I hope Kelly Kapowski-Morris and baby are doing well. At least he made out better than Screech, who I'm pretty sure is still a virgin. Damn you, Lisa Tuttle.
12. Posted by waterranger on May 8, 2006 6:04 PM
i met screech (dustin diamond) at a bar in Calgary, and he was a jerk, and I was like 'dude, why are you being a jerk? you're screech'
13. Posted by Pearly on May 8, 2006 9:57 PM
I love how all these "b-list" celebrity babies are lumped together. They'll never be as poular as Africa Jolie-Pitt, poor dears.
14. Posted by URalllosers on May 9, 2006 1:46 AM
Why are celebs still having kids? Can't they just adopt like 12 and be good with that?
15. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 9, 2006 1:50 AM
Mario Lopez used to hang out in a bar I used to frequent in Vegas (Dylan's) and totally cheese up the whole "I'm AC Slater" bullshit. We all laughed at him constantly. Slater can't two-step but he can wear the fuck out of some Sasoons and sleeveless shirts. True story.
16. Posted by Iambananas on May 9, 2006 11:30 AM
Love Adam SAndler! I can't wait to see Click.
17. Posted by Mr Furious on May 9, 2006 11:31 AM
"Jon Favreau's rep has confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their third child."
Really? When is he due?
18. Posted by bobbyboyboybob on January 5, 2007 9:18 AM
what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?
19. Posted by bobbyboyboybob on January 5, 2007 9:18 AM
what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?
20. Posted by bobbyboyboybob on January 5, 2007 9:18 AM
what the f***? who inspired her? F***in Ally McBeal?