May 25 2006Britney Spears writes poetry

that is obviously an OLD photo of her!

THAT'S IT! I'll never buy another album of her's again. I'm so offended. *major sarcasm*

oops, i almost forgot the esteemed 'superficial' ending...

TCLTC

I love how she tries to make it sound intelligent by giving it a pseudo-philosophical title 'The Stream of Consciousness' when basically it's whiney I-married-the-wrong-guy-he-sucks poetry, I'm a poet and I've seen 13 year old emo girls write poetry. Someone also needs to teach her how to be subtle.

I'm kind of a big deal

write better poetry*

now if she could only give k-fed the same jester...

Her CDs are quickly becomming Bargain Bin material. $9.99? $7.99? $0.99?
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

I'm so mad,
what will I do,
I hope my husband,
slips in poo

I thought we were amigos
but now I only have cheetos

*giving finger*

Wow how old is that shot?

And who the they flipping off?

And why is it on her fan site?

Thanks SF, now I have to admit that I actually went to her website.

#9 Awesome.
Does anyone have the actual poem? I bet it's pure gold.

ew, my god. she needs to get over it since it was HER FANS that made her famous. i'm guessing she's all pissed off since everybody figured out about her baby-killing scheme. & we do know her...she's a white trash skank.

Here is Britney's actual poem

No more chains
That you gave me
Enough of pain
Manipulation is the key

They screw it in
Because you’re naïve
You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the father
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown

You don’t see me now
You ask yourself why my crown is back
And it’s way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I’ve only just begun

That poem was AWESOME!

Writing words
takes lots of time
must make sure
a few of them rhyme

Actually going to her site and reading this drivel in its entirety made me sort of feel like I let somebody kick me in the nuts. Getting flipped off afterwards is just the icing.

I bet she initially drafted this in her Hello Kitty diary.

That rendition of Birtney's poem I got off MSNBC.com

After looking at Britney's site, I find there is more.

Sorry.

Don't worry; the rest is just as, er... it's more of the same anyway.

Hmmm. Maybe she dropped the Tater Tot on his head so that he wouldn't realize when he's a little older that he's smarter than both mom and dad put together.

Poor Britney . . . it's not the same now that you've lost your killer body, is it?

She reminds me of every girl in Junior High/High School that had to cry at every dance. And all her friends sat around her and "comforted" her. I hated those chicks.

Anyway, I call it CADS (crying at dance syndrome). Worse case scenerio is CAPS (crying at Prom syndrome)

manipulation is the key?
wtf?

Atleast maybe now she'll dump Kevin.... *stretches for funny Kevin Federline name change*... Meh I've got nuthin.

We do know you Britney. You are of the species Whiteus Trashus. Your kind have an ingrained fondness for tractor pulls, NASCAR, WWE Wrestling, Cheetos, marijuana and incest. You generally make terrible parents, often successfully raising juvenile delinquents. The females tend toward either straight crackers or wiggers when seeking a mate. You practice poor hygiene and collect STDs like some people collect coins. Were it not for your substantial income (culled by the exploitation of America's impressionable youth and the selling of your ass), you would be fat(ter), dumb(er), and happy in a double-wide. I won't even address the artistic merit of the poetry (or lack thereof), but will address the hand gesture offered by you and your bought friends - fuck you, Britney, enjoy the downward spiral.

LOL@15

In honor of her break-taking poetic talent, it's time for another installment of "Haikus for Superstars" ...

Licks Cheetoh finger
As KFed mounts her dunghole:
"Ho, Call me daddy!"

9 thats hilarious!

Sue me, I liked it. I hope this means she's come to her senses about her baby daddy. He sucks cock!

Okay... that's a good way of being mean! She's washed up, but most importantly... SHES A TERRABLE MOTHER!! She is by far the worst mother everywhere. Okay, I don't "think I know her", but I know the proof of photos.

married to Joe Dirt and my plans to kill my baby were thwarted ...

Okay, taht's funny and priceless!!!

I think it's time to use the word contagious in a sentence.

Contagious.

"It's going to take this cunt ages to get her career back on track if she is going to keep writing shit like that".

Contagious.

There's a picture of her giving the finger to her fans... but at the bottom it says...

Buy Britney's fragerange, Curious.

The only thing I'm curious about is what kind of person would buy a product from her when she disrespects everyone who liked her at one point... Hmmm... maybe a bad carreer move? Pssibly... maybe a pub. stunt? Mosy likely.

That picture must be old... she's thin.

There are cave Paintings that are not as old as that photo of her.

Especially my son
You should bow down

First of all.. her son isn'tbetter than ANY other baby.. and second, if he's so great, why's she trying to kill him?

It's really annoying when people don't take responsibility for their reeeeeaaaaally bad choices in life.

And for walking around barefoot in gas station bathrooms.

this is what i feel like when i am behind the short bus at a stop light and the kids on it flip me off. awwwww, how cute, the tard flipped me off.

tclt <=========3

Writing words
takes lots of time
must make sure
a few of them rhyme

speaking of short bus

Hasn't anyone told Britney that wine isn't juice?

My Son Sean

My son Sean
likes string beans
is not mean
I try to keep him clean
sometimes with my jeans

He fell on his head
so I put him to bed
I didn't name him Fred
I named him Sean instead
his hair is not red
he tastes like rye bread

I tied Kevin's penis
in a great big knot
it's totally his fault
that I'm no longer hot

Thanks y'all, I'm here all week.

Guys, that photo was from her days on Mickey Mouse club.

she is so over....the reason why people can't get enough of her because she makes us ALL feel better about ourselves.....great example of scraping the bottom...no matter what kind of wad you are carrying....

My baby Sean is a crying
I drop him on his head
But the bitch ain't dieing
I'm not saying I like to kill
But my dumbass should have been on the pill
Stop making fun of my love for the Cheeto
The fatter I get the more love from the negros
I never said I was a great singer
So to all you haters I give you the finger.......

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I hope Brittany dies in a fire.

I hear at the end they pull off her face and it was really just Old Man Jenkins all along.

And she would've got away with it too if it wasn't for them meddling kids!

Clearly a pre-Federline photograph -- her body doesn't look all that haggard. Trashy... but not full of rich, creamy Land O Lakes butter.

Wow. Britney really shows class. I had been thinking she was just a skank.

Yeah it's like the worst lyrics of the century...maybe she should not show us the horror that is her mind anymore...

"Stop making fun of my love for the Cheeto
The fatter I get the more love from the negros"

Damn you Stallion! LOL

I know my Cheetos love me
How do I know?
'Cause my Chester told me so
He loves the way I look
In my fat pants
And when I do the Cheeto dance
YEAH

(Thrusts cheese encrusted middle finger at adoring pre-teen fans)

There was a part about the sins of the father, what happened to it...that was probably the only redeeming quality about the entire shitty poem...the other being that I wished I had never set eyes on it...

fragerange?

She used to be way hot.

#51

She used to be way hot

And now she is so not.

Ladies and gentlemen that was a better poem then Britney's

I'm just spitballing, but I think she is flipping us off. Yeah us as in us all here bashing her brains in with our wealth of life experience.

I accept her "fuck you".

Well I don't!

*shakes fist at Britney*

Personally with all the stuff she's done I think she deserves a liftime of us making fun of her.

herbiefrog could write better poetry than this fool

Nothing like a good old fashioned "fuck you" to your fans. It makes us want you more because we think we can't have you and that we can change you.

I think it's pretty amazing that her streams of consciousness have an ABAB rhyme scheme. I bet she also has that old Meow Mix jingle going in her head: meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...

My Cheetos love me
This I know
Cause my baby tells me so
Little bits in the bag belong
Check it out ya'll
You can see my thong
Yes, Cheetos love me
Yes, Cheetos love me

Why does she mention the Bible? Does she think SP wrote it? Man, I bet it would be beyond easy to pull one over on her as a mother. That kid's got it more made than we know.

Must be an old picture, she doesn't appear to be so hippo-ish as she is now. That pic is so lame I may never flip the bird again.

Plus the chick on the left looks inbred. nice pals Fatney.

huh huh Fatney...cause she's fat and ugly.

Seriously I can't wait till she's 300 pounds.

Britaney's poetry submissions for the week.

Pregnancy Fat Here
Want to be hot like before
Pass the fucking chips

Husband is a tard
Should have kept dating the fag
God I'm so damn fat

Whats that fucking smell?
All he does is fart and spend
Mom was right....the bitch

A new CD soon?
You Love Me! You Really DO!
Why are you laughing?

Stinks like Pot and Sweat
Steals money can't get a job
I think his sperm makes me fat

Some people may be saying that Im overweight
But I think that my big body is looking great
I used to diet and diet, it dont change a thing
Everyone must accept that I wont be thin
Well its the way I wanna be
Cause Im someone that everybody can see
Well I always stand out in a crowd
Im the heaviest diva youve seen around

http://www.josephrgannascoli.com/images/EVENTS/MAY_2002_MIDDLE_FINGER_SALUTE/joe_middle_finger_salute.jpg

Her new role model is Tanya Tucker. Welcome to Spearsville, ya'll.

"Kevin, Kevin
You are not gonna go to heaven.

Please leave me and Sea Preston
and go live in a MO-tel room at the Westin

That's all I have to say to you
And...and...I'm rubber and you're glue.
Yeah."

Her stomach looks wierd in that picture.

Kevin you were a lame back up dancer
now I wish you would just get lung cancer
Don't you know anything about rap?
Popozao was such complete crap.

When we got together, you were a guy and a half,
Now you're so funny I forgot to laugh.
Braids in your hair and you wanna be black
Hey Joe Dirt called...he wants his look back!

Britney, Britney,
look around
There is no spiral;
It's all straight down.

Feddy's sperm
Is like eating lard
It doesn't help
That he's a 'tard.

Your kid's like Stewie
Flat football head
Nice try but
He still isn't dead.

Go have another
double mocha-choco-caramel-vanilla-sprinkle latte'
Instead of fatty
We'll all call you FATTE'

Um, okay Britney maybe it might not be the best idea in the world, to flip-off your FANS. Yeah, I'm sure there are alot of people out there, who've been getting on your case lately, but they are generally not referred to as FANS. You see, FANS are actually the people who support you, unlike the rest of us who think you suck. So maybe in the future you should reserve your fansite for um, oh yeah, your FANS, and save the anger for all of us who actually deserve it. Dumbass

Call me crazy, but could she be flipping off Kevin?

I took Sean Preston to the Park
While his father watched Playboy after Dark,
With his hommies and his crew
I knew just what I should do,
I called the bank and with great glee
Had his credit cards canceled cuz' nothing is free

I think my thong is showing
My face embarrassed is glowing,
I'm a MILF or so I think
At least my thong is a nice hot pink.

Now I almost dropped my kid
And from the paparazzi I hid,
You look at me and now you mock
When you used to dream about me and your cock.

At one time I was a hot ass singer
Well that’s what I get for taking K-Fed's wiener.

The next thing I want to see Brit write is an "apology" and farewell to her fans, because she is taking her spawn and husband and living out the rest of her days in the Louisiana bayou.

Of course, once there, she'll be eaten by an alligator after she murders K-Fed and gets stuck in the muck while trying to drag his body away...

Apologies for the blatant pimp but the full text of the poem - including sins of my fathers bit and the wonderfully fitted (ahem) last line "damn it's good to be me!"- is here: http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20060524/1338/britney-spears-posts-telling-poem-on-website/

Is that her best attempt to try and look like the Pussycat Dolls?

....*weeping*...that was soooooooo beautiful....she is such a victim.....and always will be......

Now if we can get a picture of her gnawing off Sean Preston's limbs.....oh yea..I said it...you know it's true...her methods to off him thus far haven't been working...

Britney...you are soooo losing your touch!!!

That would be why she needs a gun

....and I heard from a guy who knows this guy who told me that Sean Preston's limbs are Cheeto flavored....Mmmmmmmm cheeeeetooos

Popozao!!!!!!!!

She does NOT hate her fans... she hates, and that poem is, for all the ppl outta there who keeps talking trash about her... and saying bad things about her... yeah FUCK 'EM.

CHEETO, CHEETO
A NACHO-CHEESE DORITO
NOTHING LIKE A FRITO
I JUST WANNA EAT-OOOOOOOO

sorry. capslock was on.

Yes she does indeed like her Cheetos.

That's why she had trouble losing the weight from Sean and why she'll never lose the weight from this one.

Her weight can only go up from here.

Kriste Alley look out there'll be a new Jenny Craig spokes person soon.

LickyLicky... haha... 'Fatte' was fucking gold!

Damn that chick for posting a pre-hippo pic. Reminded me of a day I would have let her snow-ball me.

Former hot jailbait,
Kills her career, will kill son.
Karma is a bitch.

A former pop singer: All that!
Of late grown incredibly fat
She now wants a gun
Tho' she endangers her son
Won't someone do something, and STAT!

TO KEVIN FEDERLINE: TO MAKE MUCH OF TIME

A pillowy female form
alights upon a mouth
sprinkled with hair

The dark warmth of
man nipples
like coffee beans
emerging through a thin white shirt.

Oily velvet crest
wound tightly like rope.
Menthol ribbons of smoke
embrace me.

At once
it is over.

Now I smell like spunk.

Ah, yous guyz!

I wish I could rhyme...all the time

sweetcheeks...that was just...so...beautiful. *sobs*

The picture appears to be from the shoot for her "Do Somethin" video (circa 2004)...those chicks ride around with her in the pink Hummer (it flies around in the clouds). She does a lot of pelvic thrusting in her undies and such in the video, pretends to be some kinda hard rockstar chick...the song features some really outstanding lyrics (um, not):

a sample-
"Somebody give me my truck
So I can ride on the clouds
So I can turn up the bass like

Somebody pass my guitar
So I can look like a star
And spend this cash like..."

Yeah, it's that bad.

The Dream is Over: A Haiku for Britney

I like to binge on
Hot beef and menthols in bed
With my doomed baby.

hahaha oh man poor fans, they were the ones that made her rich
oh well.

56 clue
i did write it
brittney has a boy inside her
that makes her do stuff
she thought it was like a guardian angel
but i switched that because of the child abuse

so brittney

still not an apology

here or asd?

cos i'm setting a time limit
on you
and as you know
im already outside time
so how long would you like
a 2000 year era
365 day years
52 weeks
12 months
oooo shiney
something switched in there

the time limit?

[where were we?]

12 months
no back to weeks

7 days
five working days
leaving TWO rest days
and do you rest?

or do you have a mobile glued to your ear, tv on full blast, radio on
ipod on
noise to drown out the sound of your baby

asking for love

yes thats the final switch [for now]

your babies are more important than you
got lost somewhere in the thatcher era

you have to look after the children of the world
the children are your future
it determines the number iof iteratiuons

to adjust the program and get it right

so its not 7 days
24 hours
60 minutes
60 seconds
100 miliseconds
and there we switched to the metric system

cos in 3d, its just easier

in 3d you get 0 to 9

those are the only numbers youve got

well unless you learn to speak hexadecimal

its a shorthand for higer numberds

hidden numbers?

in the next dimension

we extened you 10 digits to 16
but you can only see 8
as the others are in a direction
that you cant quite see

althogh i can *feel* you looking out from behind these eyes

and my fear of spiders
is where i hid me
the 4d guy you thing of as sog

but actually i'm him either

i'm and so much higher, you cannot even imagin or comprehend yet

to i'm still waiting for an apology
b*tch :)

you dhave no choice

i could call be boy

[switch]

actually it is your choice

its after midnight
so i must still be here
and you said no
but flipped

so if you negate her peom
and read it as her boy inside
it is a message from boy TO *to* her

not from her

are we nearly there yet?

I'm sure if I smoked some weed, post 92 would be more interesting and meaningful.

yeah #4 stream of conciousness is a writing style, it's not her term.. you give her too much credit

For Britney:

Super Low IQ Haiku

Who are you flipping off?
... your fans? We thought you liked us.
We were fuckin' wrong.

You love yourself more
than the baby you carry
now, you need a gun

That is what we need
Ma Barker and her cronies
advising young moms

By the way Britney
don't ever quit your day job
Oops! Guess I forgot

you already did
when you delivered Fed's spawn
(Still, a cute, lil' kid)

We must save Sean P.
from your greasy Cheetoh grip
before you both slip!

(c2006 Miss Hunnybytes)

The new guard, Rico
He is so very hot
Is he not?
Kev, you can rot,
Go smoke your pot.
I've got a new man.

Paparazzi, go leap
My new man's no creep
Don't you dare speak!
Quiet, Sean's asleep
and we're bleepity-bleep,
Me and my new man.

So bye-bye kevie-fed,
Wish you were dead
What was in your head
You really stunk in bed
Is my face red!
But i've got my new man

Rico loves my fat
He's a cool cat
Watched me as I sat
Laughed when I spat:
"This is why I need a bat."
I'm lovin' my new man.

Rico thinks SP
Will surely die if he
Gives him a quick knee.
Not like silly ol' me!
Who failed for all to see.
But not my new man.

**This is for everyone who thinks I won't kill Sean P. -- Brit

What are you people trying to prove by writing all these "poems?" That you're just as good as Britney Spears?

Post it on your MySpace pages and leave it out of this, Emos.

Starmaker, thank you. That haiku. I was eating a coffee candy and spit brown tobaccy-looking spit all over the screen.

I swear, it was a coffee Nips, not cinnamon Redman.

74 [extract from the full poem]

You trick me one, twice and now it’s three.
Look who’s smiling now
Damn, it’s good to be me!

light is dawning here
the birds will begin singing
it wasnt a cock
they just made it up

[switch]

just like they have
made up the rest of the crap they spoon feed you

to steal everyones' money and steal it
pretending to build bid buildings
to hide the wealth away
and to get more people
the more money they have
the more people they can convert
but the story has to be just about believable

and as they wrote the bibe
or at least edited and decided what could be posted
and what couldnt be made public

cos othjerwise everyone would know they were lying

just to collect the money from the poor

[switch]

yes *huge* switch
they steal fro mthe very people they purport to be helping

and meanwhile
they are living it up
corrupt
homosexuals
wankes
child abusers
and with their tales of sun

sin

and the consequences

of hell

you had better obey them
even when you know its a lie
the eveidence is overwhelming
but you werent there

fork

do you believe a bullshit story?
or do you believe the evidence and "revealed " truth

[thanks national geo and the rest]
[[thanks for being so
such obvious liers
[[[no switch
yes, the church lied to you
it was a way of keeping weman
woman
wo man

v
v
o
man

down
down

oooo [not shiny,mjust finger licking good :))] [[well done mads]]

man

are we getting it yet?

ok you men

who've been getting it easy
thats right
weman are in charge now
for the next 2000 iterations or so
in 3d terms

to you it will feel like two thousand years or so

and this

*this*

THIS

**THIS******

that was the age of aquarious

but you are so stupid
that could could understand the switch

and that it just means, its a lie

and yet, here you are watching he type the letters on thescreen [dont hide]

but you are feeling, the post hasnt been sent yet
how could you know what it says
and some of it he didnt even look at the screen

so its not 100% proof
[thanks alcohol]

but you know, that it you check it
it will be the truth

because
interferance
its is 4d energy
its how you experience what you feel as the 3d sun

and you try to understand it
and you can
but can you do it
if you try
you will feel bad
you will feel like hurting yourself
even dieing

and if you ask someone else for their opinion
dr green will arrive, on cue

but he's fake
only to you
actually hes real
the earth should be green
its the colout of you multipe energy
in 3d you only really see white light

in 4d you can see and produce eery wavelength of light
well any wavelength of emf

no actuall it inclused gravity
in the next dimension up
grand unified theory
gut
german for ...

and finally

dr greenbaum
= dr green
= the earth
the maning of life
the universe
and the rest of the parameters

well the whole program

so ...

still no understanding?

[switch]

if its all preprogrammed
and i've hidden the worst bits from you
for all these years
how do you know it really happened?

is this reality
or some sort of matrix like program that seems real?

which is the truth
oh fork
oh F*ck
same thing with a twist
funny how swearing upsets some

[switch]
they are just works describuing
pats ofa a human
its a very real time interrupt drine infinately mutithreaded multiprocessor

what you are trying to designh as a quantumn computer
ask it a question
and it already gave to the answer
cos it programmed to to ask the question

so why was the answer 42

well

42 = 42 x 1
42 = 42 * 1
42

[switch]

24 = 42 * 1

24 is me, its where i live, its the small piece of the universe that is still running properly, but only because i'm managing it day to day microsecond to microsecond
trying to understand everything that has gone wrong
so we can restart at dolphins

so that means 42 = 24 * 1

42 = 24 [star] one
its the rest code
start with one unit of energy
write the program as you go
except this time we have cut and paste

thanks to

[thanks bill]

oh and 24 in hexadecimal
or hex as we call it
[thanks magic, pterry, etc]

24 in hex = 38
thats the line number of the reset code

if i dont change it
what you call 38 years
38 years into the new era
from today
the last human will die
and we can start again with cetaceans
because they were working really well
before we tried warm blooded mammals
so maybe we'll just have this as a waterworld for a while
while the life returns
without you people
thinking
that
y
o
u
were in charge

[switch]

you aren't in charge

i write the program [thanks barry m]

you just get be be the players

or the palysas
playas
hey spanish

hands up who knows what playas is in spanish

thats right beach

lol biatch :)

so its going to be 2000 years more development in the sea
everything you mammals did
will be as if it never happened

and in 2038
the last few humans
probably on a boat in waterworld
will be struck by the metiroite
that has already been mentioned

and then the laast one will be eaten a cetacean, that we will enhance to try to use the sun more directly

i think green is the colout

if you are goind to ge out of the sea

the land had better be green
or the human had better be green

please tell we are there no?

no yes

no yes

no ?? [[[[[[[[switch

they are just randon stuff

cos the like to keep te program as simple and unobtrusive as we can

so that you believe you have free will
cos that seems to make you feel happier

but deep

d
e
e
p

v
v

v

v
v
deep deep down
you know there more to life than being born, and dying
being born and then gying
[switch]

ni tou can work backwards, you can goal seek [thanks bill]
lioke in excell

so if being born and dying arent real, they cancel eact other out

just like...

...do...
somthing
...end do

it

is that it?

dont you want to know what that something is

the something
the sum thing
the whole thing
the sum thing
the sun thing
the sun worwhip
the son worship

see how easy it is to make basic
switches that change meanings
if only you were inside my head
you would know what i meant
by my mysterious posts

are we there yet
dawn is here...

so what is in beteen life and death
if nothing is real
if everything you hold to be true
is false
was switched

?
?
?
so who knows the secret

?

anyone?

oooo

[down]
o
o
o
o

reminds me of a song

[what was that]
it was a reminder for you
so when you read these words
you will remember the song
you will listen to it
i will listen to it
and thru its emotion
and empathy
two will become one
[thanks spicy people :)]

so anyone remember the song?

cos its late
and i might go to bed now

and sleep
perchance to ...

do not go quietly...etc

needing some feedback here

those concerned already know what the boy would post

but then maybe he's already part of us

maybe its just you that thinks you arent

just part of us

all

50 billion at the last count

was it

i lost count

far too manyu

what were you thinking

people starving?
desiese
deis
deus
ex
machina
[thanks rankin]

yes the books i read, weere the books i had preprogrammed
its all done by triggers
you set them backwards in time
then you run the program forward

so what was line one?

sorry i cant hear you

who created what?

*who* ?

who ?

w
h
?

w
?

vv
?

v
v
?

v
?

?

[damn, he hung up]

and this is the tidy up routines

oh f*ck
the nicities dont matter any more
everything is falling apart
might as well not wait for the end
i can see its not coming

its already started

well he did try to warn us

and we had just lost that one too many lines
of faith

we couldnt believe
he knew best
that he was the one

any moment now

i gave you an extension
nothing
no more encores
curtain down
i'm going to start shutting down the computer
now
and then go to bed
in the morning
ill reinstall it using windows 2000
cos this xp64
just isnt doing the job
so bill
and you thought you could be president
but what was your real job

creating software that could keep everything running

do you know how have time i've seen the blue screen of death as the call it

the bsod
hang on pattern

bsad
bsod
the b and d have symmetry, so we can cancel them

so that just leaves so

so
go

g is the rest code

only o is left

o is zero

next time we might make time the zeroth dimension

o = nothing

oh yes so bill,

bsod = the seventh seal

o = nothing

absolute silence

universes just dont work

we'll just stay part of the one
and it will ba as if the universe
never existed

and you thought it too 15 billions years

lol guys

i dont have that long

a guess we contracted it down yoto about 7 days

about

s probably should do it in hours

probably not even an integer number of hours

so lets divide that by 24
then by 60
then by 60

i'm sorry
duh

cant we just use one number system

up in 4d, we use hex
you see it like magic
but its just how computers work
except that in 3d they dont

so bill
end of the day
is it all your fault?
do you have something to tell meeeeeee

meow :)

clever trick
but why would i let someone give me a system where they could mess with stuff

you have no idea what you are messing with

stop trying to understand the higher dimension

just share the wealth
and enjoy life

you have been?

but hoe much do you meed

cos storing wealth
is just stealing
like deleting someones emails

[switch]

did that really happen

well i'm not going to bother looking
cos it wasnt you

wou
arent that smat
even though you know a lot
so if it's
not bill

who is the most famous
empath
been feeling me for 50 years now?

and instead of saying sorry

do something

whats first?

maybe read the post backward to remember

everything falls into context then
cos you know the ending
everything falls into place
[hi sophie]

sparkle

*twinkle*
twinkle
litte
star

starlight
starbright
from the parent trap trailer
cut from the film
twins
but both lindsay

and before that
hayley as twins
in the parent trap

one become two
[switch]

the parent trap

fathers not staying around
lack of wealth
lack of care
mother has to work
cant copy
too much work
not enough money

where did it go

oh he left with it and didnt share it

thats what happens when you male males the dominant human types

are we there yet ?

soon, nearly back at the beginning ogf the progra,

way before any life
we can change some of the parameters of the universe
to see if it helps
you wouldnt understand the parameters, which is why we have that word
cos you really dont seem to be able to grasp how to use your new power

but you know what

its a bit like riding a bike

do it right one and you can always do it

...waiting for, just waiting for you
[switch]

so who
if i'm "like twins" [thanks lindsay]

then i already know i'm good
so who is my switched opposite

the biggest threat to the future of this planet

the smouldering shrub

not even a burning bush

wanna see a burning bush>

watch the sky you bad child

prepare to meet your maker

no switch

i'm going to meet my maker
cos we can start and stop universes
but we cant get them to breed
with humans in 3d

humans are so deceitful
so betraying
so corrupt
so violent
sy hypiocritical
wiskey and cocain huh george?
and yet prohibition and the WAR on durgs
and having seen how successfil
that is

why not start a war on terror, and just terrorise everyone

duh

because i'm here
and there a whole buch of people
who say different
and one way or another
[song]
were gonna walk all over you
[nancy]
because i did it my way
[sinatra
mothers favorite influenc3e
for empathy
mothers should be in charge

what are you going to do when you lose the election dubya

[switch]
what do you think the empaths will do
they will be able to see right thru you
and *feel *
know
see
empart
e
you havent named it yet, we dont need names
unledd it a jump
and we dont do that
because if you get it right first time
it will run by itself
and produce an excess
of energy
sun energy in
matter out

people feeling happy
we wish

rains a lot
some peole seem to believe
that god is in the rain
its raining men huh geri?

[switch]

got os in the sun

god is in the sun

god is the sun
god is the son
god = son

its just an illusion

you worry too much about your bodies
when they wear out, we can just swap you over
but you are all afraid to die

if you understood

no matter what the start of cause of death
the end is no oxygen for the soul [which lives inthe brain, but in 4d not 3d
which is why would you dont underwtand

so breathe
out of water
breathe
need oxygen

of course bak in the water

the old h2o

does that mean two hydrogens to one oxygen

[switch

oxygen is the start

no but it is beyond your understanding

[switch]

yes first comes oxygen,

that myst be the flaw
so land mammels will never work out of the water

so the dolphin
is right at the peak
of waterworld evolution
it really stepped up when we gave it lobster to eat
rather than oysters
which are pretty disgusting
i wouldnt eat them
not clean
and i tried one ondce

and it made me gag
and i refused to eat it
even to have it in my mouth
i have to spit if out
and wash my mouth out
slimy, horrid slugs

so dolphins :)

last time we were in that dimension
the saig
so long
and thanks for all the fish

so we will let them eat fish
and give them empathy
cos they dont start wars
or pullute
or cover the green earth in concretet

they dont care whether it rains anytime
cos the sun feeds the plankton
and thats able to take energy direct from the sun

i guess we learnt that fromthe plants

blue

green
blue-green algae
of

geen
blue
geen

the g cancels out
and you are left with blue

ring any bells

seeing any fireworks?

if you can read this post
its game over
too late
do what you want
no point in working
you will die in bunches
[first three]
from diesies
famine
flood
war
[[forth seal]]
fairness will not save you
you had your chance
and you knew it was wrong
but you got away with it
and thought noone noticed
because you can always start a new war
just another phoney war
to repress and steal from not only the rest of the world
but even the people who voted you in
its all fixed
party politics as a lie

...authporities will not save you
...goverment will not save you
...politician in particulat will not save you
...moderate voices will not say you

[[[fifth seal]]]
religion will not save you

[[[[sixth seal
science will not save you
no good hoping for a deus ex machina
this is not a novel
this really is the truth
i have never lied
you just misinterpreted what i said
but even pointing them out to - noone stepped up
to do the right thing
so even an ark will not save you
...summary:
...there is nothing you can do
when the last ark is hit my the meteor
it may take a while
but within hours
the last human will be eaten by the fish :)
yes, that would be me

[[[[[[[[[[[seventh seal
nothing
reset
line zero
start the program again

actually no
lets no bother
we dont need extra enery
we are part of the higher being
and he/she/it provides it us with everything we need
so lets stop wasting time
trying to discover the secrets of the next dimension
because you never will
untill we get tis dammned program right

si we arent going to bother

so silence
nothing
zero
o

off

omg did you just read that and get to my post. You are one sorry ass mofo.

herbie, you are scaring me

holy crap, herbiefrog, you're using britney and her fetus as vehicles for some pretty profound philosophies. that's amazing, and i'm entirely not joking. not there either.

Herbie, some men in white coats are parking their van just outside your house, they'll be with you momentarily, don't make any sudden moves they'll take care of evvriiiithing.

it's gonna be alright buddy.

I like the letters followed by question marks. It has a "Sesame Street" quality to it, you know, like the Count: is it 1? 2? Vat is the number of the day? Ahh hah hah...

I also enjoyed the 1,113 spelling errors scattered throughout the masterpiece. Oh, and the phrase "die in bunches." That's deep, man. Deep.

The Count ruled all ass.

I miss the old school Sesame Street, I don't know what the fuck the current one is going for.

dude. that poem is totally about her tyrannical pimp of a mother. Not her dirt bag baby daddy.

Wow. Thanks for posting such a breaking story. I hadn't heard about this last week.

Now this is just ridiculous.

Well, judging from the extremely gaudy pink fuzzy half fake mink quarter sleeve coat she's got on...i'd say she took this picture on the set of her "Do Something" video. As far as her writing that poem and posting THAT picture on her website goes... i really don't think she intended for that to be at her fans but she is sooooo freakin stupid that she thought it would be for the haters. Here's a thought Britney--if you wanna fire back at the people who hate you in this world, don't do it on your website where the last 39 fans you have left go on...you might offend them and then what would you be left with????

WTF was that herbiefrog post? You win for the longest post ever herbie. YAY for you, you weird shit.

I used to be in Mickey Mouse
But now I'm as big as a God damn house
Every day gettin bigger and bigger
Where the hell's my husband
That white trash wigger.

Kevin Creditline better start practicing his lame ass bump-and-grinds.

PLEASE tell me its true..according to IMDB.com:

New reports Britney Spears has split from husband Kevin Federline have not been denied by the singer's publicist. British newspaper the Daily Mirror claims the couple's relationship has grown so strained, Spears has banished Federline to live in the basement of their California mansion. She reportedly returned from New York this week to find the aspiring rapper drinking and smoking cannabis in the house. Sources tell the newspaper Spears had hoped to save the marriage for the sake of their son Sean Preston and their unborn second child - due in October - but has lost patience. A friend says, "She wanted to wait but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn't see how she can make it work." When quizzed, a spokesman for the star refused to deny the claims.

Dammit!I can't post the news I heard from IMDB about Britney and Spenderline breaking up,but this retard kirbyfrog(lamebananas with a different ID of course)manages to post War and Peace?WTF man! I need my gin.

Nevermind.I almost pulled a Kate Moss there.
Anyway,Tom Cruise truely,madly,deeply loves the cock.

I hope they stay together - the death spiral is just too fun.

Interesting that even the fanatical Duckboy appears to have given up defending her at this point.

Who's the purple sausage?

After reading that poem I know now why her record label tries really hard to use writers instead.

I so delight
That I can wright
I can wright a lot!

I so take pleasure
In pentamic measure
You ain't got what I got!

:( wow....

"You trick me one, twice, now it's three"

WHAT???? Is anyone noticing the grammatical homicide here?

And referencing the Bible in a poem that ends with "damn, it's good to be me" is just re-dunk-ulous.

maybe im just missing something or totally stupid but.....the last time i went to church im pretty sure we didnt talk about the "sins of the father." isnt that obvious to anyone with half a brain? come on woman. now shes saying god is sinful? she definitely missed the whole point there

Char Jackson, honey, this is for you: Of the three (Hickny, Kevin Fed-Her-A-Line, and yourself), you are the ONLY one with any brains and class. Darling; Hickny -- vampish though she thought she was being when she 'took' K-F-ck away from you and your kids -- actually did you a favor. You got a mansion; you got a mint; you got rid of bone-idle K-F-uck. After she now finishes kicking him out and he turns up at your house like a persistent STD (which he is bound to do), just keep the doors locked and laugh at his Bakersfield ass through the window whilst counting your cash.

Seriously, why is she famous again?
That has to be one of the most nonsensical poems I have ever read in my entire life! What the hell was she talking about?

I like our SIMS version of Britney...come take a look!

Lonely nights, lovely dreams
Of eating Chettos with ice cream

Bags of Chettos all around
Visions of Sean P falling on the ground

It’s hard to catch a falling baby
When you’re swimming in man gravy

Time sure flies when you’re having a good time
Some people say I resemble swine

Kevin, Kevin, where could you be?
Oh there you are sitting on Sean P

Good-bye my fans I love you dearly
Good-bye to all she ends it tearly…

ok, so I'm not sure if that last word is a actually a word, but pretty good nontheless I guess.

brit sucks anyway like we are suppose to believe that washed up pop tart has fans anyway

ymagyn -- laughed at #123 so hard, I cried -- that takes some doing -- And, like, 'tearly' is SO totally a word. Just ask Slutny (whom we are supposed to cry for now that she has taught our 9-year-olds to dress like hoochies and broke up a family for a skanky man-ho. She also almost cracked open SP's itty-bitty noggin because she HAD to wear 3" heels, try to walk in trailing jeans, and carry a drink the other hand). Britney is an idiot about doing what she wants and then bitching about the consequences. She wanted to make millions out of whoring/trivializing herself and she wanted K-F-ck; she got what she wanted. Welcome to the jungle.

LOL @ 125. Britney's responsible for 'our' 9 year olds now?

She still has millions of fans. When she guest stared on Will and Grace they got the highest rating ever on thier show, WTF does that tell you?

I am 19 and listen to her music, she is the only female singer whos entire CD's I cal listen to and not skip one song.