Stupid Kabbalah leaders, don't they know that Britney is already taking care of one free-loader named K-Sped, she can't afford to pay for her religion too!
If she could do that, she'd be a Scientologist.

Maybe she also likes the ham.

She still hasn't learned to dress well, has she? She's got the too-long skanky jeans on...but at least she left the baby elsewhere.

You would imagine some public pressure would get her to dress like a normal human being. But apparently she is too superior to us all, and can dress like a hobo whenever she likes, money or not.

OMG, she's turned into Mariah Carey! Nice extensions by the way.

How DARE a religion ask for a tithe?! No religion should ever request a certain percentage of anyone's earnings or assets! Oh wait, this is how it is for nearly every religion... Britney and her mom are douchebags. She fits right in with being married to K-Fag.

Aren't those the same stupid jeans she was wearing when she almost dropped the baby? With the same stupid shoes? Are those her 'dropping' jeans? She dropped the baby, dropped her religion... maybe she'll drop K-Sped; all because of a pair of jeans. Magic jeans, people, magic jeans.

This might also explain her breasts.

Damn, I've gotta admit that was one smart decision on her part, now, she needs to somehow *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* get rid of Douchebergline. Put her money to work for her.

I would like to give a shout out to 2 sluts on their Birthdays.......Jacq, Happy Birthday bitch!!!!!!!!! CruisingForCock, Happy Birthday bitch!!!!!!!!!

she is starting to look like the new-and-improved horse faced Jessica Simpson.

but with fatter ass. She needs to hang out with Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Ritchey for a while and learn how to purge properly (like all women should)

TCLTC

I'm no Steve Irwin, but don't whales die out of water?

For someone who has so much money, she dresses like a homeless person.

Actually, I've seen better-dressed homeless people.

Oops, forgot to comment about the religion thing. Too caught up in her morphing into Mariah. Well I guess that Kabbalah bullshit's no different than say... Catholicism. Pretty sad that people have to pay their way into heaven.

rofl @ #8:

End of thread.

Next story for the 'Fish: Britney leaves SP at a McDonald's.

Britney loves her money like a fat kid...I mean like Britney loves her cake.

*snooooorrrrrrrrrre*

@7 HOO ZAA!! HOO ZAA!!...happy birthday to those mentioned..may death come swiftly to their enemies.

On another note, this Britney ensemble is from the "Pulled out of the Hamper Sniff and Wear Collection" Milan, not L.A.

Those are the same jeans she was wearing in New York when she tripped. The exact same, see the trim on the hem.

Bitch change your clothes.

Oh and I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out but apparently SF is doing some "all posts must be approved by mods" thing, which is completely ridiculous.

Maybe fucking Lynn Spears should think more about "having enough" of Britney's parenting skills instead of worrying about her daughter's money, I think the world is more concerned with her grandson's well being than she is. Britney!!!get you jeans hemmed, didn't you learn anything from your last trip???

I'd be weary of any religion that asked for a percentage of your income and then pestered you until they got it. I don't think God is keeping track of how much money you give your church. I thought religion was supposed to be about faith, not about money.

wonder if that's one of those hair things that jessica simpson is trying to make a buck on... so not impressed. WTF??

Obviously Britney is not as dumb as we think she is. Tom Cruise bought the whole 'pay for information' religion thing, as have many, many others. If there's one thing you know when you're raised in the south, its that you don't have to pay your way into heaven. We don't know... well.. much else though!

By the way... Hey Brit, how was your trip?? See you next fall!!!! Get some new jeans sheesh.

I would like to also wish both of you a happy B-day. Jacq- I tried to call you this morning, but I'll assume you had someone's birthday gift halfway down your throat.

If you look closely, that, my friends, is the same sweaty, stretched, skanky brassiere she was wearing when she tried to slam Sean Preston against the pavement.

"finally her mom said, ‘Enough is enough’.”
--------------------------------------------

Yet she let her meal ticket daughter ruin her million dollar/cashcow career by getting knocked up by a no good douche bag twice?

I bet her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.

God you think she'd have learned her lesson and hemmed the damn pants. Why are her arms getting so fat?? I just had a baby too but I didnt use it as an excuse to let myself go. People use pregnancy as an excuse to gorge on junk and it's a shame, your eating habits should stay the same. But maybe hers werent to good to begin with?

I'm pretty sure all Christian religions, not just Catholic, ask you to tithe and give a certain percentage of your income to the church. It actually is somewhere in the bible but I can't remember where but they aren't supposed to stalk you for it. Free will and all that.

I forgot to mention I watched an old SNL episode when Britney was the guest...I can't believe how she let herself go.

Stallion, Thanks.

Papa, Thanks. I'm jealous. I didn't get a phone call.

#16 - all organized religion wants a cut of your cash, usually 10% or better.
I think my hard-earned money is much better spent on helping out the needy, so I buy cheap hookers instead. I'm sure God will see the goodness in my actions and give me a prominent place in Heaven.

Good fucking lord. Does that cunt only have one bra, one pair of jeans, and one pair of shoes?? I'm waiting for the pic that shows she's wearing the same thong too. Ew.

I guess since everybody's been calling her a hick, she's decided to fully embrace hick-dom. She's succeeding admirably.

Whenever I get long fitting jeans I try to get them hemmed or roll them...I'm really short so it's a constant hassle. Her jeans look weird on her ass....

All I want to know is who in the FUCKING HELL designed that shirt? Its every shade of puke and snot green known to man. And, good Lord woman, would it kill you to slather on some moisturizer and a lipstick shade that brings your face back from the dead?

Um, Kabbalah sucks anyway. Madonna's pretty much the face behind that stupid "religion," and all she does is run around in Lycra leotards and hang herself from fake crosses. Britney's better off worshiping SP's dirty diapers than that crap.

As my grand-pappy used to say: "Damn, that ass is two ax-handles wide."

I think Michael Stipe said it best...

"ooh life... it's bigger... it's bigger than you and you are not my ass..."

#5 - Fuck, if those jeans are anywhere near as magical as Tara Reid's nipple-slip dress, Britney is NEVER going to go away.

Ah, I bet everywhere she goes, she leaves behind her an alluring scent/jetwash consisting of stale Marlboro Menthols/baby puke/wine coolers and Federline....YUMMO!!!...who doesn't wanna hit that???

I can give her leeway for the funny jeans up by her waist, considering she is preggers and all, they will fit funny, but down down down by her feet--I think you make enough money to get them hemmed! Then again, you don't make enough to buy KFed normal clothes, yet you support his drinking and drug habbit.

Hrm. I think if I have a baby I want to trip and fall and smash the child's head into the ground? Why? Because my role model is Britney Spears.
And KFed is mine, biotch.

Good to see she's bounced back from the public meltdown. Kabbalah's asking for too much money? Maybe that's why she made Sean Preston her religion. It's cheaper. Gotta love her conviction. I wonder what one would call the Sean Preston religion? Our Infant of the Bruised Skull? Immaculate Baby of the Unsmiling? Let's just refer to him as an accessory and be done with it.

Maybe she should wrap her wads of cash around her baby to cushion the fall when she drops him every other hour.

many religions (and not just the ones that celebrities adhere to) ask adherents to donate money to them, or to give part of their salary as a tithe. Its part of Judaism, Buddhism, mormonism, many Christian denominations, and is one of the five pillars of Islam. Where else are religious organizations supposed to get money from, for owning religious buildings, giving to charity etc. Most religions do not operate in the same way as scientology, however, on a "Salvation for money" basis (thats more in line with a Pre-Reformation Catholic attitude), but rather it is considered a religious duty to give what you can.

That does not mean that "Hollywood" Kabbalah doesnt suck balls though.
http://celebreligion.com

All I wanna know is, where is the '70s porn star bodyguard guy with the cheesy mustache? Don't tell me she's fired him already. Maybe she's actually trying to kill the kid and she's firing everybody who gets in her way?

She's got more Secret Service types hanging around than the president does. So much money wasted to keep her alive. Too bad she still can't afford a support bra for those lopsided boobs.

hey, at least she smarter than all those Scientologists!!!

Remember when we used to surf the web looking for new, sexy Britney pictures? It seems like so long ago. Now I cringe when I see new images of her.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

@ 24- Cruisin, don't worry hotpants. My gift to you is much better, longer, and harder than a phone call.

That's right, I got you a new baseball bat.
Swing away, my birthday hooka. Actually, you're gift will arrive tomorrow before 10:00 am at a mutual friend of our's house. I'll email you the details- and a picture of me sitting naked on a park bench, eating a taco. Now let your imagination get the best of you.

Ho-Ho-Ho, Green GIANT

I think she loves her donuts too.

#38
Actually, I think it would be the little one, "Little Sprout". I don't think she's that tall.

She looks like Mariah Scary in that first photo.

I think the giant oversize sunglasses look needs to crawl off in the corner and die. It doesn't look good on ANYONE.

SMASH!

From behind, in pic #2, she looks like Drew Barrymore.

#s 25 & 26 - haven't you learned anything from Sam Kinison and Brandon Lee yet? Be careful mentioning the Lord and heaven as a point in a joke. I realize what this site is about, but get real with that stuff. It's not funny really.

For some reason, she almost looks like an impersonation of herself. I don't know, there's something 'off' about these pics. Besides everything else about her clothes, hair and sunglasses, even.

I agree, M@ce, the enormous sunglasses aren't really a good look. That's a trend that should be stopped.

Dont you mean "Scarrymore" ha.

Ok, so she's pregnant and she's going to wear jeans that are way too long with clunky ass shoes (that she probably stole out of Jamie-Lynn's closet and mashed her hooves into)?

I can't wait until she trips and falls on her stomach while holding SP.

Can't wait!!!!

Papa, I hope it's sausage because there is nothing I love more than sausage except maybe bacon...

#44, tinkerbelle - I am at peace mith my God and he has a sense of humor, that's why he created Paris and hooked Britney up with F-Fag, nothing else explains it.
Now quit preaching before you get a lightning bolt up your ass.

M@ce, I am thoroughly astonished! You formed a complete sentence! But way to go for staying true to yourself, you ended with a SMASH!

You amuse me. Keep it up.

...almost
but
not quite :)

#18
well done babe :)

#21
maybe there's a lesson there

#28 hi babe :)

BRITNEY SPEARS: My favorite game to play is Peek-a-boo! Put your hands over your baby's eyes and say, "Where did daddy go?" ...to the Strip Clubs in Vegas!

"Now where did mommy go?" ... to her attorneys to write up divorce papers!

#37
thanks papa )

#37 - I talked to Papa this AM and your present IS better than mine, which apparently I am yet to receive. All I've got so far is a big, fat cum stain. Happy birthday, hooker! I can say with confidence that this is the best day of the year.

Thanks, Stallion and Papa!!

In honor of my birthday, I'm giving it away for free!!

#44
you are mistaken

Jacq, CruisingForCock;

Jumping on the B-day bandwagon, Happy Birthday you sexy chicks. I've been typing with my tongue all day, if you're interested in a birthday present.

Kisses to 54. ;D

Never thought I would see the day that a pic of Britney Spears would make my penis scream and hide under the bed. Damn it penis, get out here! I have to pee!

#58 you would have to remind me :)

can i just say
the mace name
distracts me
could you change it?

Jacq - Happy birthday to you as well. Now that I know what my present is, I'm all creamy.

Tranny - I'm very interested. So interested that I can't think of a creative response...

#56
glad you are ok with it
you can switch it back
to pure love if you want
but since you banned me
from your message board
i can't tell you how...

What the Kabbalists don't realize is that a large percentage of her cashflow goes directly to Frito-Lay.

#44: Are you saying that god kills people who make jokes about him? Yikes! You're scary. So is your god.

On another note, i think Brit-Brit looks kinda cute. yep, i said it. my shield is up - fire away!!!

herbiefrog, I'm not sure what you're thanking me for, but you're welcome. You are a weird mother fucker, and I think you know that, but you're OK with me. You really are strange as fuck, though.

Happy b-day Jacq, my gift to you is the gift of multiple orgasms *taps Jacq's head with Wand of Power*

Enjoy, you delicious beeyotch!

Jacq & Cruising:

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

WOO-HOO!

so i hope you all got that

M@ce is M@ce!
No smash M@ce name!
only M@ce SMASH!!

Slimy, warty frog-man made paste by M@ce!
SMASH!!
SMASH!!
SMASH SMASH SMASH!!

M@ce tired now. Go sleepy.

#66 yeah what a c*nt
almost like he imagined
he lived in anothe r
dim
ension
or s
omething
c*nt :)
[can we say that here?
[[probably not, go edit

70
sorry just cant look at it

What DA fuck?

Did you ever see that Simpsons episode where Bart and Millhouse break into Flander's collection of Beatles memorablilia, and they drink that 40-some year old Beatles soda? And they totally trip out, and its all rainbows and psychedelic colors and music?

I'd imagine that's what happened in #71.

PapaHotNUts, I agree with you that herbiefrog is a weird motherfucker and that S/he is all right with me too. If there is no tolerance at the Superficial, then where can we expect to find any? Just kidding, herbie is a strange little pervert.
And Tom Cruise loves the Cock.

@71- what are you even saying? I try and make some sort of sense of what you say, but damn, you have cornered the market on bat-shit crazy. You make my head hurt when I read that shit. Do you wear a helmet? Not when riding a bike, I mean like when you walk around your house/cell/tree/alley? I think you called me a cunt, but I'm not sure. Help me out, crazyfrog.

hmm, that frog person seriously confuses me.

I will avoid reading his posts 'til I can pick up an english to fucked up wacko dictionary.

Actually the bible says tithing is a man made law, and biblically speaking.. no one actually has to do it The Catholics were the ones to bring tithing back to the church (greedy sons a bitches).

It does say, though.. that if you are going to tithe, to do it right. Meaning 10% of everything... 10% of the money gramma gives you for your birthday, 10% of the winning scratch off, 10% of your paycheck...

I don't tithe.. So I'm going to hell. In a handbasket.

WOW...i know i skimmed through all the previous posts and saw one or two people mentioning this but, she looks exactly like Mariah carey with blonder hair in the first picture. Oh and the third picture really does just make me realize how awful her hair really is. First thing she needs to do when she transforms into hotness again is do something with the hair. At least i hope she transforms into hotness again!

#58 - Impressive, can you juggle tic-tacs with your tongue as well?

#56 - What in the fuck are you talking about? Please respond to my posts with something either about my post or praising me. There is only one place that I want to ban you from and, unfortunately, I don't run the show around here.

#74 - Or that episode where Homer eats the super-duper hot chili and wanders around the fair hallucinating and goes into the desert with the talking dog.

Thanks for the song Feed_Me! Everyone around here is better than my friends with faces!

Shitney needs to lay off of the cheap-o extensions. She kinda looks like Joe Dirt from behind. Joe Dirt with a hippo ass.

I think Herbiefrog is a true artiste...but s/he should show more tolerance towards M@ce, who's also crazier than hell, well...only when s/he gets really pissed off! Smash!

I don't read the frog's comments because they make no damn sense. After that first round of calling he/she/it an idiot, I've stopped responding as well, because one does not fight with crazy people. One pats said crazy person on the head and backs away slowly in hopes that crazy person won't snap and try to rip your heart out with his bare hands, grill it and eat it for a midnight snack.

Back to Brit. Does she have an impersonator roaming around or something? I swear, the more I look at those pictures, the more I wonder if the big sunglasses aren't there to hide the fact that it's not really her... like that stupid Paris Hilton wannabe.

Birthday girls:
Here's hoping you get a big, fat, steamy pile of ass sex today. (That's a positive wish.)
I think the VW Kermit thing is improving.
If you watch the progression, they are getting better.
Not that great yet, but s/he is finding a voice.
I say we wait a little while to pass judgement. If nothing else, when the shitstorm rains down there will be all the more ammunition to use.
By the same token, did anybody else notice that Kim posted today?
(Now for the on-topic part:)
I did a scientific experiment the other day.
I slapped the skin over my C-Spine with a leather belt for eight hours straight.
The result?:
My neck was not nearly half as red as Shitney's...
Feed_Me:
Appropriate, but it's too soon for anyone to be posting full song lyrics (HWMNBN and all... [matter of principle])Don't you think?

@81-

I just ignore it and it's posts also. I don't care to ban it, looking away and ignoring it's incoherent ramblings works just as well for me. If we refuse to acknowledge the annoying people who are desperate for attention, then maybe they'll go away. (Not so much the frog, but the cunt mostly. It's hard to ignore that desperate of a troll, for some reason)

Oh, and happy birthday to you as well, Jacq. Whatever you desire the most, I hope you get. :)

*)*
Stupid unfinished business...

Oh, yeah:
Not Mariah, Tarah Reid.

She looks like she's filled with helium. Every time I see a pic of brit-brit I think "OH NO SOMEONE CATCH HER SHE'S ABOUT TO FLOAT AWAY!"

My gosh. If I had Britney's money, I'd have enough to give a tithe to my church AND enough to buy myself the coolest, cutest maternity clothes on the planet.

I honestly don't understand why this girl walks around looking like she fetched her cheapo Wal-Mart outfit out of the dirty clothes hamper.

Well, you gotta give Britney credit for getting out before the church got all her money....

Okay, so she dosen't want to be bossed around by Kaballah, but her mother is fine to handle her money... what does K-Fed have to say about this? He IS AFTER ALL her husband!

That isn't Spears. Look at the pics. It has a dick.

Sorry unrational but the Catholic Church does NOT demand tithes. I have loadsa friends who are but they don't tithe at all. Of course they probably would if they had Shitney's kind of money.

NO ILLEGAL ALIENS! STOP AMNESTY! STOP THE TAKING OVER OF THE COUNTRY! BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN THE RIGHT WAY... NOT THE ILLEGAL WAY! IT'S DISGUSTING AND BREAKING THE LAW AND IT MAKES IT MISERABLE FOR LEGAL AMERICANS!

Yo Ford;

The catholic church is almost solely responsible for every fucking bad thing that has happened in the world in the last 2000 years. The catholic church, namely a fucktard named Irenaeus, stifled the teachings of Christ for political power, even subverting Athanasius into making a law that the texts of the "bible" are the only teachings that are to be considered sacred. Men trying to take control of the world. 2000 years of torture, bigotry and power play is still commencing under the blindness of you fucks.

I have just as much relevant shit to say about all organized religions, fucktards.

But hey, I am here to trash celebrities. Sorry. (not to you Ford, not to you)

Hey guys, for the record, I ain't fucking religous...read the bible 12 years ago for the sole purpose of arguing with my born again roomie....and consistantly won.

40: You raise some interesting points. If I were to join with Britney and become a practitioner of "Sean Prestonism" and I developed stigmata, would I just bleed profusely from the head, drool constantly, and laugh out of context? How would communion work: "Take this Chee-to for it is my body. Take this Natural Light, for it is my blood."

If Brit-brit gets her gun, I think the Church will be Our Lady of the Sucking Chest Wound.

Fa;

funny!

not many get the sucking chest wound, however, where the fuck is my beautiful red-head, Pagan Queen? Ya'll get that military shit, rock wit it baby!

fuck, I got nuthin.

unrational is not a word. It's like irrational.... please make a note of it.

o--i had no idea this had anything to do with money.

shit, i just figured the bracelet snapped off under the pressure of so much fat on her wrists.

maybe the money stalking is just a coverup?

lol..

#105.. i never said they demand people to tithe. But they were one of the first to reinstate it.

#111.. if that was directed towards me, I'm aware its not the correct word (though you'd be surprised at the amount of people who dont.).. inside joke i suppose.

113 Saw it in 105. Assumed it was babble. Since it is an inside joke...I'll eat my words..maybe even you if you're lucky...

Happy Birthday Cruising! Hope it was a good one :)

Thus lending new meaning to the words, "trailer trash." By the way, what "salary ?" ...or didn't K-Fed blow through all her $ already ?

For everyone that says how she needs to lose weight after a baby...she's pregnant again sooo you're going to have to wait on that and stop being really harsh.

And yes, she SHOULD get those jeans hemmed and I have seen celebs wearing worse...at award shows.

With most people, the camera added 10lbs. Britney, on the otherhand, has about 70 added on to her...and i'd say around 250 added to her ass.

seriously, i know she let some of you down by not marrying a super star and dining out in expensive restaurants all the time. but i respect her for being normal and for doing all the things normal people do, like wearing jeans that need hemming, having a bra strap that ocassionally shows, and for marrying some one she cares about. if she changes her mind about K-fed later, good for her. for now, maybe she is really better than other celebrities who feel that they need to marry someone who is approved by her fans. check the numbers, she is super wealthy, but she is also only 24. she is under no obligation to sing and dance again, and if i were her and i would live a normal life: dress up when I want to and eat cheetos when I want to. maybe you can all learn something from her... be yourself!

It's good that Brit realized that she should quit Kabbalah. Stupid religions asking for money. Anyway, Brit needs a stylist. Someone who looks over her fashion style.

#97 - Thanks for the wishes! Apparently, I sub-consiously wanted to get shit on. 'Cause that's what I got! I only have frenemies. I didn't even get sex. :(

And the third child it is planned for when? Somebody little to lend a coil to her?

Ten bucks says this "pregnancy" is all a scam to get the Cheeto jokes to stop.

It's her ass thats wierd fitting not her jeans.

i always thought that red thing was emergancy licorice in case she got hungry.

#114.. LOL I might just have to take you up on that. Its my birthday tomorrow so I should be lucky. :>

you should not blame Britney's pants for her ass.
that is all.

britney is just a selfish bitch. quit carrying around your child when you're pregnant - it's not good!! and quit dressing like a fucking hillbilly and wash your hair once in a while and get some highlights or something. i cant believe she has all that money and she goes out like that. i feel so bad for that poor baby and the other one that's on the way. someone needs to slap her around some and let her know how stupid she is.

86 there is a switch
you havent found yet

as i am given to
understand
that
tc
l
tc

87 is that anger i can feel :)

90
only entrust it to genuine
non-profit
volantarty
organisations
ot just do it yourself :)_)

92
1. whatever you would like :)
2. funny how things work out :))
3a its a switch, you can switch it if you want you have a free pass
3b i will listen to it later. noted
3c. she's coming home, lay off :)

hello m@ace
just got that message :)
what a great switch :))
next?

94 well done

werer all going to get better
and show
everyone
what life could
be like
if people
didnt steal
all
the waelth
by hiding it wasay

i can provide everything you need
you dont have to store wealth

so lets start giving ait bacjk

and op

puit
this
shrub

to shame

:)

so i hear
that

tc=tc :)

hiya i no that britney has nerly droped her baby but i dont think that means she is a bad mom i think britney is a good mom i have found somthings out like wit she has sarefad for here son so dont yous that she is a bad mom agenst her and i no somtime she can look a bit better than she does but somtime there is no pount in geting all fancy walking to the shops and it dis not mater how much money she has she is still the girl she was befor she was ritch and i dont think that she is a bich i think britney is kind because when she was in hawaii she whhent to visit her no 1 fan and she dident have to do that and i would love her to viset me

hiya i no that britney has nerly droped her baby but i dont think that means she is a bad mom i think britney is a good mom i have found somthings out like wit she has sarefad for here son so dont yous that she is a bad mom agenst her and i no somtime she can look a bit better than she does but somtime there is no pount in geting all fancy walking to the shops and it dis not mater how much money she has she is still the girl she was befor she was ritch and i dont think that she is a bich i think britney is kind because when she was in hawaii she whhent to visit her no 1 fan and she dident have to do that and i would love her to viset me