May 10 2006Britney Spears is pregnant again...again

first!!

are her insides still bleeding from the first one???

so close

She broke the first one, so its time to get a replacement.

I guess she figures since she already has cellulite, why not.

This is what she gets for listening to her backwoods Grand-Mammy. Bayou gator dung is NOT as effective a contraception as condoms. Geesh, you can take the girl out of the Louisiana, but you can't take Louisiana out of the girl...

Oh God, now KFed has spawned 4 times. You're supposed to wait between babies. She definately fucked herself up internally and externally. She is definately a media whore. What the hell is wrong with David Letterman? He's been showing a dorky side of himself lately.

A day in the life of the Spears Household:

momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
MOMMA!!
I SAID QUITIT DAMMIT I'M WATCHING MA'STORIES!

No matter WHAT Ken Paves might have told you, long blonde extensions don't hide all sins. Tubby.

All I can think is, poor second baby. And good for David Letterman for not making a complete ass out of her the way we know (and hoped) he would.

Those babies will end up in foster care before their five. K=Fed will drive them crazy with his pot-smoking, "PapoZoa" a cappella crap and Brittany will continue to drop kids on their heads, and blame it on the nannies.

Divorce in 18 months, once reality sets in about what it's like to have two kids under the age of three. And a nanny would have to be desperate to take a job in that house.

Can anyone go in and snip Kfed? Send in some Special Forces? I don't care how you do it, but please for Gods sake stop the spawning!

Long time reader, first time commenter.

She looks nice. Matronly but nice. Those thick ankles were always an indicator she would be thicker when she got off the exercise.

I think the real surprise will be if she ever goes MORE than 8 months without being pregnant.

Yup, like all trash, it has a tendency to breed without any self control.

You know what I appreciate? I appreciate that despite the "horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while (she) was with (her) baby" and despite "a recent incident when (she) was trapped in (her) car without (her) baby by a throng of paparazzi", Britney still manages to walk out of a studio without any glasses or hat for her or her beloved child. Not a thing to shade the poor kid's eyes from the flashbulbs? I'm really glad that Brit has decided to no longer be "terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both (her) and (her) baby (not to mention the newborn) in danger". Guess she no longer needs to "instinctively t(ake) measures to get (her) baby and (herself) out of harm's way. Even though "the paparazzi continued to stalk (them), and t(ake) photos of (them)which were sold to the media". It's so obvious how much Britney "love(s her) child and would do anything to protect him".
Hardy, har, har...

Yeah, because she's such a great mother, she needs to have another.

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What is she thinking now they have to depend on his career?? Where is Kevin Zoaing the next victim, isn't just about time for him to find a new chippy, she is preggers with their second child? Hope she has a lot of Po Po Zoa (bucks) left! #4 Nice! I like I really like!

Hey Britney, take a look at those pictures of yourself. See what a difference it makes to a) shower, b) get your hair done, c) put on some make-up and d) wear something decent. You should try it more often. Seriously.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/e09ec02a-d65b-445b-9c92-a4d584ea396a.h2.jpg

her boobies are hanging looow

oh.. and those socks are cutting the circulation off of sean p's legs

Fat or not, she appears to have some tasty looking milk-bags there. And poor Sean Preston is forced to accept a bottle instead.

Hey,now they have another kid to rest the ashtray on.I dont know if anyone brought it up but its a well known fact that a certain actor
has an affinity for the male genitalia.A little thetan told me so.

I only hope that she'll be able to get knocked up again by K-Fed's potent sperm before they get a divorce. Because c'mon! Britney with 3 kids would be HILARIOUS. It has to happen. A perfect beginning to her inevitable white trash life.

I guess they're gonna need a bigger trailer....

I agree with #18.

It truly is amazing what a little makeup and a half decent outfit will do. Now if only she can be more presentable on a more daily basis.

She should never have fired her stylist.

I vacillate between liking her for not giving a shit and disliking her for not trying harder.

One positive note, this irrevocably puts the kibosh on any sort of "musical career", and believe me I use the term very loosely, that she may have hed left in her.
The thing is she still under contract, and if she breaches it (which she is doing now)their lawyers are gonna put one hell of a dent in those kids financial futures.

And I for one, couldn't possibly be any happier.

she used to be so cute and now look at her. i agree with 18 too, she went from hot to a hot stinky pile of sewer trash

Why is it that people like KFed procreate at will and people like Celine Dion have to work so hard at it??

(there was a joke in there somewhere, ha)

#22, good post. I like your attempt to change the words around on our favorite phrase: TCLTC!

I am going to sit back and watch this train wreck until the bitter end.

I heard he got her pregnant while her feet were still in the stirrups with Sean Preston.
David's response should have been, "That lucky for both of us. I wouldn't fuck you with Kevin Federline's dick!"

There is absolutely no excuse for those two.

Maybe that artist who created the statue of her giving birth should create a new one of her conceiving with K-Fed. Now that would be a sight...

She is so trashy. Her kids are going to be embarassed to tell everyone who their 'Mommy and Daddy" are. Think kids get bullied now? Wait until they start school.

OH and Sean is cute, soooo it's my thinking that he has Britney's looks. The next kid can't possibly be so lucky. Can't wait to see if it comes out with black hair and beady eyes like her ugly husband.

And I can't wait 20 years from now to see what these kids'll be like after being raised by their white-trash parents!

Those pictures make me want some ninny.

Thanks # 30 #34,the kid is only cute now but wait until puberty.

Fat hillbilly squeezes out children in rapid succession: nation shocked!

In other news: President Bush defends controversial choice of K-Fed as Ambassador to Girls Gone Wild Island.
Said the president, "Mr. Fed's earlier comments about 'free range' being an acceptable parenting practice were taken out of context".

WHITE TRASH....though this is the best i've seen her look since just before K-fed & by just before, i mean that microsecond before.

how did she and federlame produce such an adorable kid?

No more time to sit around and get extensions done? Because that? Is a wig. Not even a good wig. The kind you buy to put on a blow up doll. Wait, never mind. I know nothing about that kind of stuff. Bad wig, thats all.

And remember kids, TCLTC.

Reported on Wall Street today: "Stock at Frito-Lay's, the company that produces Cheet-o's, had a sudden upsurge with the announcement of Britney Spears pregnancy"

I bet Kevin is praying that this baby is going to be black like him. That way, he and his kid can "keep it real" together. Fucking joke of a human. They are both embarrassments to their races, gender, and religions. God should strike them down in a massive hail storm. I will have to buy new kneepads for the intense praying I plan on doing for their deaths.

"Sean Preston" is like naming your mutt Lassie, it might have a fancy name but it sho' aint no collie.

If she has a girl is she going name it, I dont know, Catherine Grace Eleanor?

And in other news: Charles Darwin rolled over in his grave yesterday...

Letterman denied it's his, but I've often wondered why Biff Henderson always has that smile....

I gotta give it to her, she still looks good for a pregnant woman. Remember Melissa Joan Hart when she was pregnant??
But i'm enjoying watching her so-called music career being completely destroyed, dumb bitch.

#14: no shit! You hit it right on the head.

Just watch... she'll have a FAS baby.

How fucking moronic.

Especially after a c-section, you should give yourself time to heal. I knew this was true, we've been hearing about it for months, but I tried to hold out hope.

No one remembers Melissa Joan Hart, not even Melissa Joan Hart.

sean preston is such a fat baby. and not in a cute way. she must have started him on the cheetos diet as soon as he could he solid food. big FAT family. i cant wait until she has no money and she is about 400 pounds. give it 10 years or so shes going to make a great e true hollywood story

#32 that was a bad, bad visual. You are awful. I don't even want to see that in my nightmares. Bad, bad, bad. Even when I close my eyes they are burning. It might be retinal scarring. Thanks a lot.

She's starting to look a lot like Pamela Anderson. That's not a compliment. The wig-like hair-do, the cougar outfit, the baby in tow, the dirtbag husband, even the face sort of . . . it's creepy.

"Tracie" (#15), that (was) a "well researched" [post], "but" reading (gave me) a ("head")ache. "Next" . . . time (para)phrase!

Maybe this time she will have a vaginal delivery, and then that stupid "artist" will do a sculpture of her having a cesarean.

Ya'll get more food stamps with more kids!

Type 2 diabetes, here we come.

I wonder why Kevin hasn't been more adamant that his children be delivered the same way he was...

...anally.

Is this another one of those pathetic cases: "let's have a baby to save the marriage and/or sitcom"

Hey, if the baby isn't Letterman's, maybe it's Tom Cruise's?

I don't think that's possible seeing as how Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.

#53 lol
BTW, when I first had a baby, I didn't know well how to hold him, whatsoever, I did learn. Sean Preston is old enough for his mum to know how to properly hold a baby.
And put a hat on him, BRit!

She must be PISSED!!! She wants to do a comeback CD and tour and now she's pregnant. She should take a lesson from Tom Cruise and try Anal, he's been doing it for years and has NEVER gotten pregnent.

49, Sabrina finally got laid?

i thought black was supposed to be slimming...she shoulda gone with orange cuz she still looks tubby

Did anyone notice in the Blaine thread from yesterday, it only goes up to 47 now, or is that just my computer?

Names for Brittany's child if it was a race horse:

Schlitz
Smelly Doobie
Lil' Wigga
DJ Baby Ho
Brittany Jr.
Stank Butt
Momma's Infant Cheeto
Future Trauma Unit Visitor
Smoke (as in second hand)
Retarded baby trash bag
Therapists Dream
Daddy's Future Support Payment

Stallion:

Fine on mine, but your 'puter might have a "cunt" meter on it, and it got maxed out on that thread.

What a disgusting piece of garbage.

#60 yeah but you are forgetting, she has only held him a couple of times (not including the times she held him on her lap while driving). Usually she only picks him up when there are lots of photographers around, or if he accidentally rolled over onto her snack pile.

ahhhh, she's lookin' mighty fine in those pics, must have a new stylist. And DAMN if that aint the cutest kid, but......he looks like a she..

That looks like fun Nutster
Here are some other names:

Traila'Playa'
Momma's Little Douchebag
Poppo Zao

@66 funny, I don't remember using that word......

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If we keep it up..maybe soon we'll see Diane Sawyer do a riveting interview with Tom Cruise where she will be forced to ask him if he loves the cock!

OMG why is Anna Nicole Smith holding Britney's baby??

Has anyone ever seen that kid smile? I'm being serious. I don't know if it's a condition of being punted on his head all the time, or he actually has enough awareness of his situation and who will be raising him over the next formative years. Maybe he is partially retarded, I don't know. Again, not being mean, not making fun of a baby, but honestly never have seen that kid so much as grin.

If it's a girl:

Kevina Jean
Britneylyn
Justina Sue

Hey, this question is for anyone. I can't sign in on typekey at home to comment. It says something about invalid member name or something, but I've got it all right.

Nice observation #73, either her, or I'm also getting kind of a Courtney Love (when she TRIES to clean up) vibe from those photos.

That should not be construed as a positive comment on any of them.

At least she confirmed it, the only thing that unsettles me is KFED will have more genes passed on into thsi world.

"Kevin Federline is blessing this world with another child of his. As long as they both take after KFED, we will have several things to write about. It will be a three ring circus or a window to the past that shows us exactly how smart cave men were."

I wrote that in http://www.derekhail.com/ if anyone was interested in what else I had to say about the situation, but mainly, I summed it up nicely above.

Babies are innocent, guys.

I was always being told as a child, "You can't help who your parents are." Ha!

Kfederlame is keeping it real with his ancestor cavemen...spreading his seed all over the place to propagate his species. Maybe he's smarter than we think. In about 20 years half the USA workforce is going to be his spawn. I'm moving to Denmark.

maybe Brit and KFag can let Jessica Simpson adopt.

Stallion, you may not have written it, but a lot of other people did.

From a distance, I thought that was Courtney Love and that had cleaned herself up and found a baby somewhere.

The hair looks nice...

The dress is blah.

I see she's still borrowing Jamie-Lynn's shoes. I pity those shoes. Not only are they being stretched out beyond repair, the horrendous stench they have to endure also.

And since when did people dress Butterball turkeys up and take them around?

*gets the news*

That's her kid?

Wow. McDonalds: It does a body good.

I like Britney's fake smile in the first pic that says, "Yeah, great..... I guess I'm pregnant again." Maybe Britney missed the Sex Ed classes in high school while she was out filming her "Baby, One More Time" video.

Ok, so K-Fed left Shar Jackson when she was 6-8 mo. pregnant with their 2nd child, right? Wonder who he's gonna leave Britney for? Any ideas? Lindsay Lohan? Ashlee Simpson? Tonya Harding?!?!?!

So the press has confirmed the world's worst kept secret. The first runner up being the inbreeding experiment that resulted in her husband.

#50 i'm gonna have to agree with you I never thought that baby was cute and I think he somewhat looks mentally challenged which isnt even funny because i think it may be from the neglect of britneys poor parenting britney does look half way decent though with her hair and makeup but her body looks terrible

She'll never get her body back now...it'll be cheetos for life!

Oh, yeah, I don't care... why does she think every single thing about her life is newsworthy? She's a little full of herself. She's just a bit overexposed.

And, who cares about her body? HELLO! That's a dumb observation.

then why are you on here talking about her?

then why are you on here talking about her?

#81 If they are like him they won't be part of the workforce...

She probably never saw him coming through the mushroom cloud of cheeto dust
that k-sperm is sneaky

Big Jim, see if you can trip the cunt meter on this thread... I know you can do it (if you need inspiration, just watch a couple of episodes of Deadwood)

#89 does she really eat cheetos all day long is that true?

K-FED is going to have 4 kids under the age of 4 years old. Dude, get it snipped.

#96 I have 4 under 4 whats the problem with that? OH but it is Kfed, he should get it snipped

sean preston is actually pretty cute! :)

thanks derek hail for the britney letterman clip i cant believe how much bigger shes gotten she couldnt have kept that a secret very much longer she had no choice but to tell the public as soon as possible

They look so cute! I love Britney's hair! I hope she is holding her baby tight. Don't drop him!

Despite being a bit chubby, having orange skin and crazy white-blonde hair, Britney is looking the best she has done in ages. Maybe it is because she is wearing decent clothes on said chubby body, has washed and applied make up to orange skin (which explains its terra cotta glow) and bothered to brush her white-blonde hair. Go Britters!
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You know who was also a cute baby?

Hitler,

so if you love cute babies, you love Hitler, simple logic.

hahaha what cracks me up is SHE GOT STUCK WITH A BROKE ASS LOSER like half of us normal woman have had in our life....she GOT ONE OF THEM BOYS...who doesnt want to stop partying...hanging with the boys....ahhh her career IS NOW OFFICIALY OVER...gone...poof....back to cheetos...and in 10 years welfare....ahhh dumbass hoe...

Come on you guys. You might be a Brit-hater, but the baby IS cute. just look at those chubby cheeks!!!

#101 although thats brutally honest that makes sense about brits appearance yes but hitler i dont agree

#104 ok let me take another look at this baby again maybe he is? all babies are cute I guess but he is a bit on the pudgy side ya know but you do have to take in consideration brit is also big boned also or chunky anyway right?

She broke her first baby when she dropped it on it's head, so she's getting a new one.

She broke her first baby when she dropped it on its head, now she's getting a new one.

Vengeance is mine, double posts.

Has anyone ever seen K-fed in a picture with SP??? what a lousy father.
The kid looks dazed (still cute),i agree, i have yet to see a picture of him smiling or looking remotely happy.

Looking closely at the little poop machine, he doesn't appear to have mommie's bone structure at least not on the forehead, or the nose area.

First of all, PapaNuts your post about the race horse names was hysterical! It was laugh out loud funny! Thank you for that! Secondly, I just want to ask the question: Why is it that white trash/welfare type people seem to spit out kids so easily while normal people have such a hard time? Also, about baby SP being cute. Most babies are cute! This is so that we, as adults, are implored to take care of them. It's a fact of nature.

Little SP is probably bewildered most of the time when he is out in public. He is such a cutie!

Brit's "To Do" List for 2006:

Record a few more songs to fulfil contractual obligations, Fire Nanny--oops, did that already, Purchase newborn baby seat for "#2", kick that lazy s.o.b's ass out to the curb (GOD I HOPE SHE DOES THIS SOON!!!!), put Malibu house up for sale, move back to Louisiana to be with Mom for the birth of this one, enjoy the first few months of "#2" without the luxury of any unreliable hired help, stay the HELL AWAY from K-Fed's pecker!!!!!!!

Note to Brit: Breastfeeding is *NOT* a reliable form of birth control!!!!!

#112
My coworker says that God makes babies and little kids cute so that we the parents don't kill them.

OMG how many fucking kids has she got?

#103 aint that the dam truth its embarrassing enough that family and friends know about a woman's love marraige relationship mistakes but she has to deal with the whole dam world, media and public etc...knowing about her business if I were her I wouldnt show my face till after the birth of the second one and after the divorce of kgross

Not only are babies cute, they are also delicious and tender, I like them medium rare with side of puppies and some kittens for dessert.

Y'all are so mean! What's so bad about havin 2 babies in 2 years! If God didn't want me to have babies he wouldn't have let my ugly husband leave the dark mama of his other dark babies to git with me! U R all just jealous. I have so much more class than that Shar woman. I mean, you don't hardly ever see her in the Star with her babies on her lap, do ya? She must be ashamed of her babies and her self, elsewise she would be carryin those babies all over town. Anyway what is so great about having natural color hair and being thin? And what is wrong with Cheetos? They are good, I am tellin ya! Have you ever tried em? Me and Bit Bit love them Cheetos and you shouldn't hate on stuff y'all just don't know about. And who cares about sellin albums and stuff like that y'all? I am just happy as a whale, bein a mama and all that.

Britney is and ugly ass mommy.

@#118...yez 'cuz we all hatas, we's shouldn't be wit so much hatin'

*while chewing gum in an unsightly manner*

Feed-Me, I think your co-worker is right on the money w/that one!

Sean is such a cute baby though!

pregnancy doesnt agree with britney it makes her look frumpy and fat but being that she is young maybe her body will spring back into shape soon after this one who knows

Her body won't spring back to her pre-pregnancy weight. I will tell you why.

She's still carrying around her first pregnancy.

WTF is up with the fake hair? That ugly FAKE-LOOKING 'hair' has GOT TO GO. It looks like she just threw it on at the last minute and used that bandana to tie it on straight.

Someone sterilize her PLEASE

Doesn't she already have 2 kids anyway? One is Sean Preston of course, and one is a 25 year old, piece of shit, retarded, non-working slug.

OHH HELL NO SHE CAN KISS THAT SKINNY BODY SHE HAD GOODBYE FOREVER...i mean MAYBE after the first she could of pulled it off but TWO KIDS IN TWO YEARS...nah shes done...all stretchmarks from this poing forward...HER UTERUS IS GOING TO BE HANGING OUTTA HER COOCH DOWN TO THE FLOOR...hahahah I LOVE IT!!! i remember before she married the fucker she was all "i want to be a mom...have a family...i cant wait to have a baby".....hahahah HOE!!! u got what u deserved...(not the kid...hes cute) but the loser dad and a fat ass body...ughhh i feel so happy right now...TO SAY I LOOK BETTER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

#79...go out and rent THE OMEN...

#65
Raised by Nannies
Poo 'chine
MCD's Meal Ticket
RunForrestRun
Tube tops n flip flops
Menthol Ciga 'Rhett

And the winner of this century's "Jump the Shark" Award is....

Seriously, how much is Christine A. laughing her fake boobed, yet tight assed, ass off? Wow. White Trash always shines through in the end...Next thing Madam Spears will be singing the anthem at a WWF event.

what the hell is wrong with brit!????? when is she gonna wake up?? kgross is using her for her money and to enhance his own silly career, her career is ruined she will no longer be pretty she can kiss her career and cute figure goodbye she might of had a chance after the first baby and and she may as well kiss her career/money goodbye all for this loser!! shes to young for marraige and children!!

#127 ew but true she may have to to get surgery just to repair the damage of having babies to close together thats a lot to put a young womans body through at such a young age I'm disguisted with brit I want to puke I cant stand Kgross his other child with Shar jackson is only 1 year old that makes me wanna puke also If feel bad for Shar and her children I sure hope shes getting some compensation for this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4xWevmOILg0&search=britney%20spears%20on%20letterman

video of her on letterman

Spears-Federline baby #1: ooba tooba booba!

Melania Knauss-Trump baby: What the hell are you trying to say?!

Spears-Federline baby #2: Leave my big brother alone! He fell on his head from a highchair so now he's half-retarded. But at least he's not a snob like you!

Melania Knauss-Trump baby: It's not my fault that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and you were born with a deep-fried spoon in YOUR mouth! You are living proof that being trailer trash is, in fact, genetic!

Spears-Federline baby #2: I hope you grow up to have your mommy's brains and your daddy's looks!

Melania Knauss-Trump baby: At least my daddy doesn't smell like cigarettes and beef jerky!

Spears-Federline baby #2: That's because your daddy is 30 years older than your mommy so he
smells more like desperation.

Melania Knauss-Trump baby: My daddy still has it going on. Enjoy what you have now, because in your family it's all downhill after age 19.

Tom Cruise-Holmes baby: Why are you guys fighting? You must have the spirit of the evil Xenu in you.

Well, at least the baby is cute. Awwwww, babies. Teehee.

#134 that is the funniest post i've read all day,lol.

Why do so many people always think "the fatter the better" for babies? People, just because you have a big fat kid doesn't mean they're automatically cute. A baby shouldn't be scrawny, and should be a little chubby, but this kid is FAT. That baby has JOWELS, for God's sake; he looks like Chris Farley. Leave it to the rich and stupid to overindulge their offspring in the same way they do themselves...

Melania did not let herself go at all after her baby and her baby weighed more at birth than lil SP and I dont think we will ever hear a story about Melania getting knocked up right after barron so soon like brit did Melania has way more class than brit does Melania is so beautiful

she looks SO pretty!

good for her, she's finally getting the little family she has always wanted

I love Britney Spears :)

#137
Hey man, love the name! Just gave me a great idea, I heated some butter, gutted my puppy, seasoned his liver with a bit of salt and pepper, grilled with onions....damn, way better than calf liver. I would never have thought about it, I usually just throw the livers out when I am making eggrolls. Headed to the pound right now! ChingchongChang!

I hope if it's a boy, they name it Damian. I'm pretty sure this baby will be born with cloven hooves.

I'm still betting on Kevina Jean.

Pronounced ka-VEE-nah.

Word.

wow. her face isn't junked up.

She's got enough baby there to make two.
Seriously, stop letting the kid into your Twinkie stash.

OMG please just make it stop !!!!!! Obviously she is shopping at the same second hand store for old bag laidies as Katie and Lindsey. Good Lord her cankles are awful too. Please just COVER UP eveything

TrannyGranny,

Actually, my name's got nothing to do with real puppies....it's my husband's nickname. Sooo, carry on with the dog cuisine, sounds delish. :-)

Hmm, I wonder if there will be another horrid sculpture like before..

Remember it?...http://www.starkedny.com/archives/another-celeb-white-trash-baby

For those of you too lazy to cut a paste, here is the pic...

http://www.starkedny.com/archives/another-celeb-white-trash-baby

Is it just me or does Brit & K-Fed remind you of Becky & Mark from the sitcom Roseanne?

A dumb blonde married to an even dumber black-haired guy who end up living in a trailer with a baby on the way......

Well, they are about 10 years too early, they will be soon, just need to gain the weight and lose the money

what a bummer...she's a PEZ dispenser.

Maybe I'm overly optimistic but I can see her peeling off the pounds once baby #2 comes around. Hopefully she dumps her coattail-riding, crap-rapper, waste of space husband.

I wish she pushes this one outta her vag...

PuppyLiver'

Right on! Check out my website www.hungryenoughtoeatwhateverthefuckisinfrontofme.com !!!

ummm whoa she looks decent

Let's see:

1. Fertile as topsoil with multiple house apes.

2. Lazy, cheatin' husband

3. So fat her blood type is "Ranch"

4. Pack a day or better ciggie habit.

It's a white trash superfecta!!!

On the other hand, it will be fun watching Sean Preston turn into Eddie from the "Vacation" movies, complete with the plastic plate in his head.

"Oops, I'm knocked up agin;
I'm just a fucktard
With no common sense!

Mmmm Cheetos Cheetos Cheetos

Y'all, think I'da lurned
But you'll be dad-burned
I'm not that intellergint!"

She's really living up to her Southern hick
roots, barefoot & pregnant y'all!

Kevin is so preoccuped with his so-called
music career that you never see him spending
much time at home these days.

What did she think?! That he'd ditch Shar
and magically become a devoted husband?!
God, she's so unbelivably stupid!

Why doesn't she take a page out of
Michael Jackson's book and move to Bahrain
where she can wrap her kids in blankets
and dangle them over balconies?
No one here would be surprised.

she looks better than she has in along time. but she really should wear a bra....who want a woman who's breasts are at her ankles?

Well, her "career" is thankfully over. We can now begin officially rebuilding Western culture.

Kevin said he would pull out.. Popazow

158 Azzaelea -
Not all women from the South are like that. Many are--not all. I was born and raised in the hellacious South (I got out as soon as possible) but there are ignorant baby-spewing assholes everywhere. Utah is FULL of them. It's not just the South (though I DO think that high levels of idiocy are concentrated in the S.E.--esp in AL, MS, & TX).

How many women fall for a guy and keep hoping that he'll "change?" Tons. Not isolated to LA, I'm afraid. She's just stupider than most. STUPIDER, fer sure. Fucking moron. Ditz.

He must really lick it good to keep her so ass-whipped. ACK! >

1. Popozao will always be funny

2. Sean Preston is not cute. He has a huge strangely shaped head and No coming out of Brit fill-in-the-blank months ago is not an excuse anymore. It should have popped into shape by now

3. Random race jokes to posters (esp based on sns, wtf?) still arent' funny. Even the hillbilly ones are getting old. I come here to be entertained. Spice it up people!

I think she got pregnant again just so she has an excuse for being untidy.

She is enormous for the stage of birth she is at!! I think she should be the face of Burger King... Yuk!

Cute kid though!! I hope she doesnt dress him like a mini golfer again though (in the hat and plaid pants) because it looks lame and all the other little babies are going to give him shit.... as if he doesnt have enough to worry about with his white trash heritage....

Does anyone besides me think that certain individuals in this world whould be sewed shut to inhibit procreation?

she still looks hott

but she will never be the same!

oh well! another baby?! another reason to stay fat. hahaha.

I gotta be honest, I'd hit that any day of the week yo.

#162 HollyJ - I didn't mean to make it sound
as though I were generalizing about
Southerners. I thought by adding the work
"hick" in there, I was specifying a certain
type though I guess it came off otherwise.

Britney is just plain out braindead.

@149 that is so true!!

@145 yeah. When you're pregnant, don't wear ankle length dresses. Wear pants and long sleeved shirts and only show a little bumb. She looks terrible.

It's nice to see her dressed in decent clothes and shoes for once. She's wearing makeup, her hair - wig or whatever - is styled and she has no food stains. And Sean Preston is a cute little chunk of a baby, although he seems to be in need of a larger pair of socks.

Girls please listen to me, I beg you!!!

Bleaching your hair/wearing a wig 50 times lighter than your skin is a horrible look, and even worse when you have a brutally fake tan.

Blaring white teeth + blinding platinum blonde hair/wig + orange fake 'n bake skin = the worst style choice in the history of the world.

Except maybe for guys who still wear Zubaz pants, especially with no undies (Blech!!!).

Madonna says several times that she wrote her songs compared to the life of her close friends. I think that "hung up" was written for britney... listen to the song again!

But I think that its career is finished.

Britney put an end to something which was not renewed any more. And it is better like that!

http://bilybop.free.fr

This is proof that god doesn't exist. Skank-o-rama over here can have 2 god damn kids and I can't have any. I should just join scientology, maybe their vitamins will make me fertile, hah.

If there is a God, why o' why has he foresaken us!?

And what the fuck is the go with that head of hers?

Britney has had her career, maybe she wants to settle down now so she can have as many kids as she likes so leave her alone. Anyway, she is a great mother.

OMG! I wanna serve those babies legs up at Thanksgiving, lol! What a little fatboy.

Anyway, she looks really good.

@14, does that mean you think Mormons and Catholics are trash?

i think white teeth are a good thing # 172. She looks fatter in the pictures than when i saw david letterman. i do feel sorry for the baby and his poor ankle.

i'm britney spears daughter who she put up for adopiton at 14 years old but i love my mom

POOR UNBORN CHILD!