May 4 2006Britney Spears is having a girl

Now, i don't usually play, but... First???

Britney is said to be delighted with the news, revealed during a routine ultrasound exam

um ... maybe im just an ignorant male, but ... do women routinely have ultrasounds?

I'm not a smart man, but something tells me to buy lots of Cheetos stock....

#2, You are typically given one "routine" ultrasound during the early stages of a pregnancy...more ultrasounds if it's a high risk pregnancy.
And if you're Katie...um, excuse me, KATE Holmes, then you have one every time Tom demands it.

Maybe this will keep KFed around a little longer so he can keep up his family's tradition and marry her in 15 years.

Surely the kids need a decent father for the family to be "complete". I don't see K-Fed doing much of a job

The black hole is getting bigger... it's just a matter of time... save yourselves.

"She will never admit it, but she had hoped that her first child was a girl"

Ok, so that explains why she has been trying to kill her son.

P.S.

Shouldn't that hat she's wearing be on Sean instead? Look how red his little cheeks are. It's a plan for him to develope skin cancer I'm sure.

I kinda hope she is pregnant again. Least that way we might get another year and a half before her "come back."

#8 - loved it.

Britney's future plan, step-by-step.
1. Sell Sean to Michael Jackson for a super-sized bag of Cheetos.
2. Divorce K-Fraud after he moves in with Tom Cruise (because they both love the cock).
3. Complete her perfect family by having a baby girl.
4. Move back in with her Mamma like a good white-trash daughter.
5. Start whoring out her daughter to the record industry when she's 10.

Yeah, like how she covers herself and not her little baby. Sweet jesus. She's going to turn into a forty year old in about another month or so.
yes, that baby needs a SHIRT and a HAT.

I feel bad for all the people who want kid's and can't have them and then you have these retards that shouldn't have kid's and do. It's gonna be a retarded future people, it seems like the human race is going backwards everytime these two have a kid......

cute kid

I know, I know, she's diluting the gene pool.

When the younger kid reaches her sixth birthday, I'd like to see her and her older brother chucked into that cage from "Max Max: Beyond Thunderdome" for a fight to the death. Stick that thing on pay-per-view and watch the dollars roll in.

Two kids enter. One kid leaves. Two kids enter. One kid leaves.

This is what the baby girl is going to look like...

http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html

I said this before on an earlier post. Oct 5th is the most common birthdate b/c it is the average gestation perios for someone who gets pregnant on new years. Celebrities are only having sex on new years. Losers

Please god no, have mercy on this unborn soul.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

@17 thanks you just ruined my breakfast

Oh my good, MeganHarris you are so fucking ugly.......Who in the fuck told you that you look like the girl from Spiderman should be dragged out in the street and shot.....I bet thats her Ex boyfriend(Mateo) with the Dumb And Dumber haircut in the one picture.........What are you receiving an award for, Ugliest girl in Scientology class......Didn't you say once that you weighed 97 pounds in one of the threads? Where in space?

CruisingForCock that shit is hilarious......

Here's the perfect argument for forced sterilization. Neither one of them should have ever been allowed to contribute to the gene pool.

@20 My pleasure.

Yikes.

#8 - You are hilarious.

#17/20 - It is mean to make fun of people with down-syndrome. Oh, that's MeganHarris? Nevermind, carry on...

If Sean Preston divorces his future wife, can she still be his sister?

What do you think they'll name their daughter? My bet is on something "trailer-park chic" like Crystal, Lou-Ann, or Charmaine.

No offense to all you Crystals, Lou-Anns and Charmaines out there.

I bet my parents' mortage Sean Preston and his little sister are going to breed together as they get older. And by 'older' I mean when the girl is twelve.

WTF. How did Jacq post before me? God I'm so fuckin' slow.

That baby is wearing the same bathing suit my son has..now I have to burn it and hang my head in shame for buying something she did..or one of her slaves..I mean servants did.

It would be great if Brittany gave birth to a big ol' bowl of mashed potatos. No baby, just some spuds.

I hope she keeps popping them out. I want another Partridge Family. With K-fag mixing the beats.

Krystal with a "K," Destiny, Mercedes, Dakota, MeganHarris, Tina, Marlene ... so many trailer park/stripper names to choose from.

Maybe they'll go biblical like Gwenyth and name her "Hagar." Or Esther or Tamar or Beelzebub. Lots of possibilities in the Bible!

More babies are just going to make the divorce even messier.

Do not blaspheme the bible, SINNER!

@ 17
And if that is a picture of MeganHarris, that retard should be wearing a helmet. Not to protect her from bumping into shit, but to protect her from the detonation of my suicide vest when I get near her and her family.

It's jihad, Papa, and I'm on your side.

How is mentioning Bible names blasphemous? YAWN.

You can all unite with God and Jesus instead of uniting against another mortal soul. You can all feel like you belong and are part of a group with the togetherness of Church rather than the togetherness of hateful, sinful message boards.

welcome back Edna, you fat pig.

omg...I totally forgot...it's "torment megan harris day"...I feel so stupid...and here I was worried about britney spears...

Oh God, not Edna again.
Brittany, please cover that poor child.

k-feds proabaly made up having a girl now he can pass round something other than just the w33d

What Britney doesn't seem to realize is that SP already has a few siblings.

Hey #31 - Mercedes is an awesome name. Although I do quite often get asked if I'm a stripper.

Timeline ...March 8, 2020.....

From the AP:

The Federline family has announced that Sean Preston Federline has announced that his wife, Jamie Lynn Spears is set to give birth in 9 months to triplets. His divorce from Cassie Federline is still pending.

Does Britney know who the father is?

It would be cool if Justin Timberlake was the father.

Oh my God I wish Britney and Justin would get back together!!!

Hahaha.

Seriously though, what was she thinking having Kfed's babies. Why would anyone want to breed with him??

Does this mean we get another Christian coalition fool depcting Britney ejecting the next canatalope from her twat?

In related news, doctors treating young Sean Preston for yet another head injury discovered three sixes at the base of his skull.

Aww, now, yall get offa Brit's case, she's jest makin' shure she's gonna have granchillens...I hurd she already bot them kiddoes a DElux doublewide fer when they gets old enuf to breed...

The singing bass everywhere are crooning their congratulations to the happy miscreant!

Amen, Italian Stallion!

I wonder if Brit Brit will ever regret leaving Justin to mate and breed with K-fed.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

Right, I am SO sick of Britney Spears and K-Dork I could spit on my own floor. Plus, if one couple in this country needs another kid they ARE NOT one of them! They drop the baby (pay the nanny to say she did it), don't put him in a car seat, and let him sit in the sun without a hat or anyhyting with his fair skin.

And where is K-Fed EVER in the pics of the baby!!???!?!?

This is what we louisiana trailer trash girls consider a good marriage - the only difference is that in the real life, K-Fed would be cooking meth in the kitchen with SP in the high chair next to the stove.

Mmmm, smells like battery acid!!

Hey #20.....MeganHarris is not ugly....in fact I'd hit it.....with a caste iron frying pan, right between the eyes. Then she'd thank me for the free facial. And I'd say, no problem baby, now do I get a round with the hottie beside you?

BTW, when will we hear the about the "breaking news" from Britney.....you know, it must be really important, coming from Britney and all.

Hippie! congrats to Britney and K-F-Ugh...

Conrats to britney!

I know seriously...but then again are we even suprised, I mean look what he did to Shar Jackson, the exact same thing and while she was preggers with their second child. Britney's gotta be as dumb as a doorknob to put up with this shit, he's a LOSER and he's using her for her money, and she LET'S HIM do that. Someone needs to bitch-slap her into a reality check, 'cause it's already getting even more annoying 'cause she's again pregnant with his second offspring. He's probably going to leave her for Jessica Simpson or something...!

Finally, KFed will get some fresh pussy! I'm sure he's tired of Sean Preston's bung hole by now.

Come to daddy!

#31..britney will name her something really classy like Chastity, and the kid'll be knocked up by the time she's 14...that is, if anyone will touch her, with genes as hideous and moronic as those two's splicing, who knows what poor chistity might end up looking like....

57 - what caste do iron pans belong to? "Untouchable" when they are hot, I suppose.

The article is very funny. First time I've ever heard of a double-wide at Paradise Cove referred to as a "Malibu mansion". Most mansions aren't supported by cinder blocks.

That last sentence was completely disgusting- but hilarious!

#34- calm down. Its a joke, remember? Like Britney and Kevin and their whole existence- a complete joke...

And who is MeganHarris?

Those kids have no chance.

20 bucks says her "big announcement" is that she's having twins.....great, that's all we need is 2 more hickerbilly wannabe music stars

#17

holy shit! that was girl #15! She is into some freaky stuff! I have never had a woman duhmannnd ew ff-ff-isst me. God, why did she dumpme, WHY

Sorry K-Fed. I'm actually the father. And I'm a better dancer and rapper. And I'm better at this little thing called life. You might have heard of it. Yeah, I pretty much own you K-Fed.

Gosh you people with the crude comments are heartless and mean leave her alone already... sheesh! You swear that you all are just so perfect and that you make no mistakes in life *rolls eye*.

Congrats on the second little on girly ;)!

Gosh you people with the crude comments are so heartless and mean leave her alone already... sheesh! You swear that you all are just so perfect.

Congrats on the second little one girly ;)!