she needs to get hot again O_O

second! OMG

Is he related to Christina Aguileras token jew husband?

maybe the new baby isn't Kevins
that'd be great because he needs to stop procreating

No one cares anymore. Its just that her life has become a train wreck. Everyone stops and takes a look but doesn't really give a crap.

I have one message for Britney, now that she's preggers again: my face has seating for two.

yeah, I went there.

Could be a relative. Although of course this doesn't rule out that they are lovers.

I think this guy has held the baby more then K-Sped. Maybe these kids might have a chance after all??????????

Go for it, Brit.... He's not bad, actually is paying some attention to the baby, and looks like a normal white guy... Dump K-fed and run like the wind..

no one has ever gone from hot hero to zero so fast RIP Hot Britney

that guy would probably be a better dad than k-fed. if i were britney i would even trust an ax murderer with pedophilic tendencies over k-fed.

Maybe he's her new "personal trainer"?

#8...he's not bad? are we seeing the same guy? he's minging. His hair is terrible.

That baby is really cute, but I have to say that in every picture I've seen of him, he looks like he's in a perpetual state of shock. I guess that would make sense...

It's probably her brother. That would make for an interesting affair.

At least she's dating a white guy now.

Maybe Britney is babysitting him?

Hey that's me! You are all jealous because I have a pregnant famous girlfiend who likes trashy men.
Ha!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

I have to say, she has a pretty cute baby. She must have gotten a male nanny to make sure SP has a man around him as influence. Since K-Fed is too busy partying and club hopping to be around. It would be great if he was the dad of the new baby. HAHAHA!!!

I think that it's baby daddy #2

K-Fed's a douchebag.

Could it be... her brain is beginning to work again?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I need to be a full-time mom. This is the closest thing to God. Here nanny, hold my baby for me.
Why does it look like the kid's always afraid he's about to get dropped again? Other famous people's kids smile and play and appear to generally interact with people. He's just always in someone's lop-sided grip waiting to land on his head again.
It'd be sweet if he was like Stewie in real life.

TO #6 - do you want both of them to sit on your face? I've got nothing against bisexuals, but that was a BIT extreme.

Unless you were referring to Britney's expanding ass. That's something I'd go for too...big girls RULE!

these threads are boring

She seems to be dissmissive of him and him holding the baby. Seems like either a relative or some employee that she is out with.

I hear Tom Cruise can fit his whole fist in his mouth.

I always thought Brett Farve was a fudge Packer not a whale watcher.......

I think hes kinda hot...much better than rat boy k-fed.

#24 My post is meant to be interpreted by what lies in your heart and mind, whatever you think it meant, it's what YOU really think it is.

there is no spoon.

think about it.

I agree with #19, the guy must be Sean Preston's new father figure/role model. Even if K-Fed was around he could probably use one.

That's Protective Services, taking Preston away. Britney is off to the store to get more jerky, Cheetos and Newports.

hey guess what? Britney is 5 months pregnant

there goes your "fat" theory, so why don't you drop the cheetos, jerky, junk food jokes already?

thanks

Never seen his hair that short ! I guess CarrotTop has been watching That 70's Show.
I think the Day Care work has been a good career move for him.

#32

Being pregnant doesn't mean you have to get fat all over. I gained 21 pounds TOTAL when I was pregnant. My baby was 8 lbs 12 oz, and I lost it all after I had him, didn't exercise, but I sure as hell didn't eat Cheetos and whatever else she's been feeding herself. Breastfeeding burns a lot of calories, but I guess she was eating enough to keep up with it.

I don't get it.

#32

Then somebody should give her a good hard kick in the stomach so she'll be thin again and can restart her career anesthetizing tweens with her tedious bouncymusik.

@32-

So? She's still fat. We're supposed to be all "Oh, she's pregnant...AGAIN. Let's all be nice about her second mistake and not call her out on being a fatass whale"? Get real. This is The SUPERFICIAL, not "Nice celeb ass-kissing website". I'm sure if you Google Britney, you can find a whole lot of your people to talk to. They're waiting for you, now go on. Asshat.

Thanks

You can see here the Land-Cock orbiting the forest moon of Endor.

and he's semi Hot! hahah SYKE!! he isn't terrible to lok at tho! ok he is semi cute!

GO BRITT!!

LOVE YOU!

This guy is Britney's cousin. he's been quoted as saying: "Britney is a much better fuck than Jamie Lynn, even if she is a fat whore with Cheeto-breath and a loose twat. Incest is best, baby."

OMG! David Letterman's son is the father of Britney's baby!

He actually looks like one of the guys from "New Kids on the Block" And don't you guys dare say you don't remember them!!!!!! Anyway, despite who he is, he is actually looking to be the first positive influance on that poor child's life because......*drum roll* IT'S THE FIRST PIC OF SP WEARING A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Brit....keep him around.....your baby just might live after all.

@32 shut your beak........

I still say the baby is ugly.... I hope it starts looking more like Britney STAT.

He's probably some fan just walking down the street and Britney let him carry her kid. We all know what a great mom she is, letting lil' Sean Preston drive sans car seat, dropping baby on head, smoking around said kid and providing K-Fag as DNA donor (thereby ensuring Sean Preston will be an asshole). This ginger was probably just passing by, smiled, and Brit let him be her human stroller. Knowing her luck, he is a pedophile with a penchant for diaper dandies.

I don't know who this guy is but he looks like a turd to me... not attractive at all. The again neither is KFed...maybe she needs to get the Cheetos outta her eyes and see was she has really be sleeping with.. yuck on both of them!

#32 DuckBoy...
She was chowing down on Cheetos way before she got knocked up again. In all honesty she never lost the weight from the first one and Im sure she wont after she has this one.

She had a kick arse boby... HAD.

#44 DuckBoy
I don't think that baby looks like either one of them... IMO that baby is not fathered by kFed...

Please, God, let her be cheating on KFed with this guy! Look at him! His hair is combed! His shirt has a collar! He's not wearing a hat! If he's wearing shoes, we have ourselves a winner here, people.

#32 that's not a comment on her being pregnant, its about her being a dirty, slack-jawed hick. Use your head, jackass.
Thanks.

#44 i agree. that baby has the retard eyes, just like all of kfags bastard babies (see shar jacksons kids)

Brittany cut off Kevin's cash flow, so in a desperate attempt to score some good weed, Kevin called his obviously Jewish drug dealer and traded the baby for a dime bag. Brittany just wanted to kiss the kid goodbye and congratulate him on a better life.

lol @#16

and he looks responsible too!!

I mean, I've never see "KFed" even HOLD Sean P.

I don't think I've ever seen him with any of his kids... and that people's cover doesn't count!

Re: The he's not bad comment...

Quasimoto looks good compared to K-Fed.

I remember when that dude was pledging, and he had to stick a banana in his ass and let the "brothers" peel it with their teeth, and he cried a lot and they put mayonnaise on his nipples and called him an ugly girl.

Oh, wait... maybe he wasn't pledging. Maybe it was that gay porno I was watching. I gotta quit that.

The baby is quite cute(considering that astound look on his face).Give britney some credit the kid is dressed decently not like her shitface husband who thinks he's the next eminem.

No no no guys, that's Danny Bonaduce's son.

#32 - Something tells me that you're a fatty!

Tsarinaamanda - I heart using the word asshat, ergo I heart you. :)

How many "shotguns" does this kid get in a day? He always looks like he's completely STONED in every picture I've seen.

I have actually never seen that kid smile.Except the ones when he was a few days old but he didnt know what life was waiting for him back then.Poor thing!

He looks kind of funny, but I never knew there were even such jobs such as male nannies. Now there is a use for the changing tables in men's bathrooms. I always thought it was to get more leverage to piss farther that way you didn't have splashback from the urinals.

Guess I was wrong -

here are some more pictures of this mysterious flaming red haired large nosed man.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/15/britney-spears-has-a-new-man/

He looks like a real winner. Much more so than her current husband, Kfed the homo.

#3
That's so fuckin’ funny... That RAT-MAN-BOY-THING that Christina Aguilera is wedd to, is the ugliest thing around.

For Gods sake calm down, what is she not allowed to be snapped with a different guy other than Kevin?! It's probabaly just her friend so stop making a big deal about nothing, just because you havn't got anything else to post on this page.

She's 5 months along?! Isn't her other kid like only 7-8 months? That is some fast Irish twins there Britney.

This young man appears to be groomed, is wearing real clothes and doesn't have that vacant, stoned look in his eye. He kind of resembles Prince Harry, who I think is really hot in a scary, old-enough-to-be-his-mum kind of way.

Trade up, Britney!

HOly shit, isn't that Lyle Lovett?

I think that's her cousin...we can only hope Brits is cheating on K-LOSER!

new low: making fun of a baby.

granted, there are some fucked up looking infants, but he's still a baby.

he's got years to grow into those "retard eyes" (stupid comment, btw #49. I hope your kids have hooves)

there's no hope for britney. pray for Sean Preston

if you're an atheist, just kidnap the poor bastard. you'd be doing him a favor

Could that be her brother folks?

#66 - How dare you call him a bastard! They were married when she got pregnant! Obviously you're new here. That's a relative high - you missed the thread about punching a pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow in the stomach. Aaaah, those were the days. It's a sad truth that ugly babies DO exist. Take, well, Apple for example.

"Here can you hold this, I need to have a cigarette ya'll."

Like Shelley Bonnechance, America's "Pop Princess" has always had a thing for Prince Harry, perhaps even going as far as hoping she could one day marry into England's Royal Family. Alas, being of puny brains and total lack of foresight, she settled for a useless sack of shit with ZERO CLASS to breed with. Let's only hope this guy is K-Fed's replacement!

#37 -- asshat?! hahahahahaha. you rule!

ooooohhhh, I know who he is... A really bad Prince Harry impersonator.

That guy found the baby in the lost and found at Wal-Mart.

73
and now he's giving her a complimentary carry-out. She's gonna give him a buck.

can you say UPGRADE!

I think he looks like a thinner Samwise Gamgee.

"Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

God I wish she'd get hot again. It was so fun hating her. Now I just feel sorry for her, and that's no fun for me.

He's cutier than K-Mooch... but that's not saying much.

**IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S WEIRD, BUT SUPERFICIAL, LIKE, SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT AND I HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE! AT LEASE I GOT THE SAME ID, THOUGH... BUT THIS TIME I MADE SURE THAT THE i WAS OBVIOUS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ LETTERS.

I don't think Sean Preston looks retarded - I think he just looks like a baby. Babies aren't really all that big into philosophy or world economics or the grotesque Fellini/Hatfield/McCoy comedy that is their home life with the families they were birthed into, so I never really expect them to have all that much facial expression.

Most of the time, they're probably just thinking, "Milk?...naaah. Nap?...Not sleepy. Steaming diaper full of mushy poop that will seep out of my romper, up my back and into my hair, necessitating a complete bath for me and a Jack-and-Coke for mum?...[grunt]"

Remember our deal, people. Remember.

#79

tee hee! It's obvious you've had a baby. During my baby's first sponge bath, my mom and I had him on the kitchen counter on a cushy bath mat, and he decided to launch an explosive bowel movement assault, that shot out at high speed and hit the toaster. We promptly took a picture to bring out for the future key moment when he's brought his girlfriend over to meet us. Fun times.

#66 youre an idiot. dont defend britney spears or any of her spawn to me. sadly, all of kfeds children have this vacant, i've been dropped on my head one too many times looks in their eyes. i cant help it.

so its ok to say something horrible about MY kids its not ok to call out britney spears kid for having a retarded looking face? your fucking dillustional.

id say something about your kids but i bet your womb is a barren, cobweb filled lonely place.

*dillusional. sorry.

@ 80 - I remember. Do not respond to it.

#82

Ha ha! This is why I love the Superfish. Where else do you get the opportunity to say, "deliciously cunty", "TCLTC", or, "your womb is a barren, cobweb filled lonely place"?

Tom Cruise Loves a Barren, Cobweb-filled Womb. (because he really prefers the cock).

Someone told Brit to "go fly a kite" but she had cheeto dust in her ears and heard "go try a kike."

I think I've been reading too many Land-Man comments. I need to kick him in his Land-Vag.

#81 - I love it! You're already planning how to embarrass him! My mom danced in the mall and I thought THAT was bad.

One of my parents favorite stories to tell about me is when the "church lady" came by the house one day to visit with my mom. I disappeared while they were talking and got really quiet. A short time later, I came down the hall with the toilet brush. I had been scrubbing the toilet. (P.S. that was the last time I did housework).
My brother got himself locked out of the sliding glass door in the back of the house when he was about 18 months old. He went around the house and began to hit the front door. My dad asked, "Who is it?" His reply: "Oten the dan door!"
I love kids, they'll embarrass the fuck out of you.

#86 - It's actually an Air Cock.

God, I love it here!

Say what you want about Britney but that baby is adorable!

The comments today are fucking lame. Superficial, you have failed me today

Ye have gone flat!

@89

Most creatures in the animal kingdom have cute babies, whether or not they grow up to be beautiful or not, so it's not that big of a deal that this baby too is cute.

Exhibit A: The hyena cub

http://www.denverzoo.org/images/photos/hyena-cub-1-wk-old-6_dk.jpg

See? Hyenas are in my opinion, some of the fugliest animals ever. But they baby's not that bad, huh?

OMG! There is an hilarious picture of her in PerezHilton, with SP looking so unconscious at the back seat :)

http://tinyurl.com/rrz4q

I forgot to call you yesterday, Brit!! Happy Mother's day, to the best mother ever!

#87

ha haaaaa!
Oten the dan door. Great!

I would imagine that the only guy Britney cheats on Kevin with is Chester Cheetah. If the next kid comes out orange and walking on all fours, he may be the father (or it may just be that she gave birth to Jessica Simpson). One website recommends that you use chopsticks to avoid the tell-tale "cheeto fingers."

#92 - Fucking priceless! There's no way that his brain is connected to the stem anymore. Still smarter than dad, though. And she's got those huge WT curlers in her hair. Well worth the laugh.
I tote around a sack of potatoes with more concern and caring.

#80 & #84 I laughed at the other comments posted and then I saw yours, relived last week, and almost fell out of my chair. Thanks for brightening my Monday

it must be a relative... he's pretty chumpy looking...

Holy rednecks batman - it is Prince Harry!!!

How would the Queen react to that? I dont think they serve cheetos at high tea.

Britney Spears-Windsor. Has a nice name to it, huh? A true American Princess.

The poor kid has a Gap baseball hat on..

Britney is so fat, she'll neer ever lose that weight. EVER.

Although, I don't like Kevin, I think you guys need to spend more time doing other things than judging Britney. yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she's gained weight,but so what. And what's up with the comments about her eating habits??? It's her life, let her live it, and stop hating...I'm sure you guys eat whatever the hell you want, and do whatever you want. Who cares who that guy is, and who cares what Britney eats. It's your opinion if you think she has made another "mistake", but it's her life, and she has to live with her own choices. So, stop with the fat jokes and all the other jokes you guys are throwing at her.

#101

Ms.or should I say Mrs. Lynne Spears nobody gives a flying fuck if Britney has 15 children. She still is a fat cow Mooo, mooo. She was a whore from the start she had to wait until she got paid then her true colors came out. If she wants to be barefoot and pregnant there shall it be.

Plus, she is a duck for marrying K-Fed, he probably still has feeling for Shar. seriously. Britney likes attention and will give the hippo attention.

# 102 I got a good laugh out of reading your comment. First of all, I am way too young to be Britney's mother, and second of all, do you kiss anyone with that mouth of yours???
It's people like you that are so jealous of other people that you have to go hating on them...Trust me, I am not in any way related to Britney nor have I ever met her, but I have had people hate on me before as well...Listen # 102 don't hate us because we are beautiful...

@102

You don't have to kiss my mouth you can kiss my azz! LOL

Its her brother!!

Jesus, why do people care about Brittney or any other brainless idiot who obviously has no education or positive influence on anyone or anything in this country or on this planet? I am so sick of all this paparazi crap on the stars, the whole world is fallling apart and extra wants to know who we love more, angelina or jennifer? My neighbors do not even have shoes for their kids!! This whole country makes me throw up a little in my mouth...

ning ning is my new personal hero.

That's not her brother people.

@#106 Wht in d name of hell are you doin here, thn?

On a different note, a homeless tranny would be a better suitor for Bitiney after K Fag.