May 22 2006Britney Spears has a breakdown

Hahaha loser

I actually felt sorry for her... until I saw that last pic where she's happy and smiling.

And until I remembered she's Britney 'Cheetos' Spears, and married Kevin 'Douchebag' Federline, and has a bodyguard who takes better care of her kid than she can.

She should just give up....

In the first shot, you almost feel sorry for her. Then you get a look at the outfit...

By the last pic, it looks like she got over it. The first pic she reminds me of Jessica Simpson.

Oh yeah, the outfit. Hey Brit, God just called, he says to stop wearing thongs. If you want us to see your underwear, go all Madonna on us and wear it as outerwear.

Those pics have to be some of the most disturbing Britney pics ever. She looks like a truck stop hooker. She really needs to move back to Louisiana and buy enough land so that none of her neighbors can see what she's doing even with hi-powered binoculars. This piece of trash won't make it much longer in Hollywood!

Can you say uncontrolable hormones mixed with good ol' trailer trash know how? This is going to be an ugly pregnancy. Followed shortly by an ugly break up. If we're lucky!

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Sp is dressed in overalls w/o a shirt...there making him hillbilly...

What kind of a restaurant is this?? Where is the food? Not that I would expect anyone to be able to eat after seeing Brit's outfit. I love going to restaurants to eat when I know where I am sitting previously had a skank's bare ass on the seat. Yum.

Brit, get a grip.

TCLTC

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, YOU TURDS! YOU'D FALL APART TOO IF EVERY TIME YOU TOOK A FUCKING BREATH, IT MADE HEADLINES! DAMN, ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS RAISE HER KID AND EVERY TIME SHE TURNS AROUND, THERE'S THE FUCKING CAMERAS! HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PEOPLE!

Sorry about yelling like that - it's just that Duckboy is conspicuously absent from all the Britney posts and I feel it's my duty to fill in. After all, I'd still hit it. Damaged chicks are hot.

It actually makes me feel a little bad to see her crying - a feeling that is all but foreign to me so I shrug it off. Why is she wearing little SP's bib as a shirt? She can't even pull out a white bra? It's not like the stupid bitch doesn't have enough money to get her pants hemmed - then, she wouldn't have tripped at all.

Pic 1)Upset after "escaping" for third time from abusive boyfriend after physical confrontation over truck usage/malt liquor shortage.

Pic 2)Human infant offers telepathic comfort through cranial contact. Advises being calm, steadfast. Negotiates sound plan for equal time usage of only vehicle and payment schedule to replace "rare bottle of Crazy Horse" drunken earlier that morning.

Pic 3)Picks nose and considers human infant's advice. Discovers plaster in nose and worries about cancer briefly. Reconciles herself to fate.

Pic 4) Gives "Shout Out" to Jesus Christ after reaching the conclusion infant's advice was sound. Plans reconciliatory dinner of Manwiches and Inglenook wine.

Boo fucking hoo...yes, yes, cry for Barbado you stupid cunt.

In that first pic she looks like she's gonna throw "Sean Preston" at the photog.

Ha ha, now THAT would've been fucking hilarious.

Smiling! Crying! Smiling! Crying! I'm surprised that she's not doing the hand up and down over the face trick.

She's mental cos she is pregnant. My mum wears clothes like that all the time when eating in pretend restaurants.

Ok, first--look at that first picture. Yeah, she's crying and yeah, it makes you feel bad for MAYBE a split second but then look RAL close. She looks PISSED. Like "oh great, now there's more shit for people to razz me about" pissed. As a mom I was horrified to see that baby get flung back like that, but she didn't even try to grab his head! So I am not buying the tears as concern for that poor baby. She's just pissed that something else was caught on film, period. The pic of her nuzzling the baby was halfway decent tho.

I have ZERO sympathy for celebs. Being over-analyzed is part-and-parcel of being famous. If you don't like it - move back to the farm.

Real, not ral.....yikes

She needs to be removed from the gene pool. How can anyone feel sorry for her?! She's only getting shit from the press because she's such a crap parent. Nobody expects intelligence from her, but maybe just a little common sense?

Seen this. About a million times.

Slackkkiinnggg.

Boo frickety hoo, skankety skank-skank.

In that second picture, it looks like tatertot is going to bite her nose off.

You know, the top doesn't bother me as much as her ass hanging out of those jeans and that hair.

Leave her alone. Poor dear. She's a new mom and soon-to-be a mom of two.

Y'all are just to rough on her. I admit, I'm not a fan of her music, but for gosh sakes, give the kid a break. She darn near dropped tatter tot and that alone scared the bejesus out of her.

Here's a fucking tip Shitney, leave your fucking kid at HOME.

Why is she parading around with him everywhere, what da fuck bitch? This trailer ho thinks that kid is a toy, seriously.

dooode, seriously stop it already.

I can't feel bad for her. Why would a mother who is carrying a 7 month old infant wear heels she can barely walk in and pants she's tripping over?? She's like a little girl who was given a baby as a science experiment.

And comb your hair Britney. Again, certain celebs take going casual to far. Wear a nice jogsuit, don't not shower for a week.

POOR BRIT, SHE SHOULDA NEVER RE-CREATED WITH A SCANKY PIECE OF WHITE TRASH HE HAS GIVEN HER SOME KIND OF SCALLY-WAG PETER POISONING.
HOPEFULLY, THERES AN CURE FOR IT, AND SHE CAN MAKE A COMEBACK, BUT IF SHE DOESN'T DO IT SOON, IT'S GONNA BE A PERMANENT STAIN ON HER FANS AND CRITICS IDEAS OF HER, IF NOT ALREADY, LOOK AT ANNA NICOLE.
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT BRITNEY BEING A HICK FROM LOUISIANA, BUT IF I RECALL SHE DIDN'T TURN INTO A SLOB UNTIL SHE HOOKED UP WITH THE CALIFORNIA BOY.

i want to feel bad for her, but how are you going to have a breakdown in a diner? not even a regular person should/would do that let alone a celebrity. listen, this is the nature of the game and if she hates it and its fucking with her parenting then she should take her kid, buy a fucking mansion in some small hick town and raise her child there away from the public eye. it worked for demi. so no, i cant have sympathy for her. i just cant.

I think she should pull a Demi Moore and go away for a few years, come back hotter and hopefully with some talent.

woah #20 lay off the crack!

OH GOD. she really wanted some coffee who cares if the baby hit the ground ...just get my starbucks now!!!How fucking stupid is she and all other hollywood type that go out in public ...when u look like britney spears and your in a bentley and your dress like a whore and you have 8 body guards then yes the cameras come with you.u stupid bitch,, lesson # 1- get an old hat,not a vondutchbag hat an old $2 hat cheap sunglasses and an el comino or a pinto wear ratty shoes and leave the kid at home with your mom that bitch aint doin nothin but livin off her any ways.....oh sry damn i went off ther... what did she say about the gun thats the real story here trailor trash will shoot first and ask later..lol

Does she really wonder why nobody likes her anymore? Tacky, tacky, tacky.

please correct me if i'm wrong, but it seems 90% of paparazzi photos are taken in Santa Monica– 3rd street promenade, chinese theater, wilshire, melrose, etc. seems to me, if you don't WANT paparazzi to bother you, you'd steer clear of that area. from photos, it seems that lindsay lohan, britney, paris– they all just hang around Santa Monica/West Hollywood all the time.

She's fat now.

There should have been a public health warning attached to K-fed. Marrying morons will make you fat and ugly.

You know why should be pounded on mercilessly?

Because she got a free pass when she broke up another woman's marriage. In the past, public figures that did that would retreat to a quiet life so as not to offend the public but this bitch relished what she did. I don't know why everybody sort of overlooked that, but they did did. Now it's backlash time, she's a slut a homewrecker, and a horrible parent NO MERCY!

Shar and Kevin were not married.

@25, they had a relationship and she was pregnant with his child, that's married, specially were Britney comes from , you don't need them papers.

Shar and Kevin were not legally married but they were a FAMILY. and Shitney seduced him with her $$$, went off with him for a month of hot sex, and lured him away. now she's stuck with the consequences. i have NO sympathy for her. she is a spoiled brat who thinks that life should be easy and everything handed to her on a silver platter. wake up bitch.

and by the way, TCLTC :o)

The reason K-Fed isn't in any of the pics is simply because he too is embarassed by her.
Why hasn't she hired a new nanny?
Hey Britney, Perhaps you should leave you kid home alone, he'd be much safer. (I do not recommend that for the general public, Britney is a special case.) Maybe you should invest in a baby backpack. That way when you fall on your face, SP won't be your cushion! And then, you'd have TWO free hands for your drinks, cheetos and/or cigarettes! If the gun comment hasn't alerted authorities, nothing will. She really needs a straight jacket and padded room. I hope her OB is smart enough to "accidently" cut, tie remove her tubes after the delivery of this one. As Dr Phil always says..."the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior" There is no chance for the survival of the next baby. How is she going to get around with a kid on each hip.

The lap dance is always sweeter when the stripper is crying.

Britney needs to start swallowing. Just shut those now beefy legs of hers. Close up shop. It's obvious how bad of a parent she is. She gets no sympathy here ... unless of course, she was crying because she realizes she needs to drop K Fed on his head ... not Sean P.

First picture: She used to give me that same look when I didn't use the K Y........

Ok, i know she is dressed like a $10 crack whore, but really, these photos are just so sad. And it is so sad that she doesnt get any moments of privacy. She is a young (bad) mother, with a shitface for a husband, pregnant again (presumably by mistake), and she has the added humilation of being filmed and photographed almost dropping her baby and then having a breakdown. where did it all go wrong Brit??
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I wouldn't trust her to carry my groceries to the car, let alone a child.

My advice: stay out of the damn spotlight for awhile. I know they say "there is no such thing as bad publicity", but in this case I have to totally disagree.

There are many celebs out there with babies and you don't see them out parading the kid around like a poodle every two seconds.

And put some clothes on. You're an embarrasment to slutty dressers everywhere.

As a young mother, i do know that we all make mistakes, but Britney has no excuse: she can hire a full time nanny, or God! even she can ask her mother for help. Also, she could start to dress more like a mother, rather thana hooker.

I can forgive her for dressing like a truckstop hooker but to constantly endanger the welfare of her children (let's not forget that an injury from a fall could have harmed her unborn too) is totally unforgivable. I fear the worst for her children. While parenting, we all make mistakes but her mistakes could have been avoided if she exercised a little caution. In this case, she is at fault because she should be wearing the right shoes to walk around NYC, especially if you insist in carrying your child (instead of using a stroller) and carrying a drink, all while being pregnant. As a New Yorker, I don't wear 4" heels around town, unless I'm ready to accept the fact that I could go down at any time. The streets here are full of potholes, cracks...falling is to be expected. When I was expecting, I retired my heels for a couple of months. It was a small sacrifice to help ensure the saftey of my baby. If this is what happens infront of the cameras can you imagine what goes on behind closed doors!

Man... I really feel sorry for her, although I'm fully aware of what a load of white trash she is.

Yes it is easy to feel sorry for her at first, untill you really think about it. I mean, if I was under a microscope like she is, I think I would try little harder at things most of us have the commen sense to do anyways. 1st of all, would you ever leave the house looking like that? 2nd, with all her money hire someone to give you advice on taking care of a baby because obviously her MOTHER is not doing it and Brit doesnt have enough sense to even cover up her ass.

I remember seeing a show about Shitney on VH1. According to it, she was jealous of Jessica Simpson and wanted to get married. That's probably why she chose that douchebag. I agree with numbers 24, 26, and 27. She's a homewrecker but I believe Shar Jackson is better off without that asshole. Ok, I am beginning to sound like a chick. Gotta go score some from my fiance.

I can forgive her for dressing like a truckstop hooker but to constantly endanger the welfare of her children (let's not forget that an injury from a fall could have harmed her unborn too) is totally unforgivable. I fear the worst for her children. While parenting, we all make mistakes but her mistakes could have been avoided if she exercised a little caution. In this case, she is at fault because she should be wearing the right shoes to walk around NYC, especially if you insist in carrying your child (instead of using a stroller) and carrying a drink, all while being pregnant. As a New Yorker, I don't wear 4" heels around town, unless I'm ready to accept the fact that I could go down at any time. The streets here are full of potholes, cracks...falling is to be expected. When I was expecting, I retired my heels for a couple of months. It was a small sacrifice to help ensure the saftey of my baby. If this is what happens infront of the cameras can you imagine what goes on behind closed doors!

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You mean that time garth brooks gave birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese....shit can't remember it all.
Something about jackhammering Jesus in the doo-doo hole and Santa Clause.

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lol bitch : )

for the love of god, will child services please step in and save that baby!!! if anyone is actually doing their job, they'll be at the hospital to pluck Trailer baby #2 right out of the womb...

i have a sneaking suspicion that in about 20 years, we're gonna be reading a lot of "britney dearest" books written by Sean Preston and Dixie Mae, or what ever the next one's gonna be called...

by the way, where is k-fed when all this baby dropping is occuring?

Restaurant? Looks like some cheap fast food thing. Well... exactly where we would expect this sort of trailer trash.

Call me desperate, but I wanna put the baby in a car-seat, and bend that fat bitch over some grits, right in that restaraunt and hit it like a cave-man. With SP watching. He's gonna be traumatized anyway.
While stuffing that thong in her mouth. I'd make her call me her little dog Toto, around the thong, and blow a load on her face. Gets the crying-wrinkles out you know. Fat, crying women turn me on! Of course, so does a toaster these days

@35 I disected your mom in high school......

I actually feel sort of sorry for her, but sorrier for little SP. He's an innocent little baby, and it's not his fault that his mom and dad are trailer trash, and his mom is trying to kill him. So check out this website:

http://saveseanpreston.org

I would LOOOOVE to see Britney's face if she saw this website. It would truly be a Kodak moment.

Jesus PapaHotNuts, that was vile, cruel and evil. I love you.

I'm a mom and I was so tired one morning I fell down our stairs while carrying my newborn. And it was very frightening.

Look, she has made some seriously boneheaded decisions in the past two years, but I think we need to give her a mulligan on this one. When every moment of being a parent--both good and disastrous-- and every mistake you make as a parent is documented for the world to see, and then you do something that ANYONE could have done, like trip and almost drop your child, you must think Great, more ammo for people to think I'm a moron. And not to mention you have that feeling after you realized that your pregnant self and your baby almost just ate pavement. No wonder she's crying. I'm glad the world isn't privy to my shortcomings as a parent, and I'm a damn good parent.

No matter how good of a parent you are -- or think you are, #'s 13 and 32, sh*t happens!

And no one knows how fast those pictures were taken -- the photo that is being blasted all over the world is showing the exact second when the initial jolt happened and that's why the kid's head is being flung backward -- it's a natural motion when the person holding you loses their balance. And as for her not trying to protect him, the other photos I saw she is trying to protect him AND regain her balance. Your brain's first impulse when you're about to fall is for your body to stop itself from falling --that's called an INVOLUNTARY REFLEX, and it means you don't choose to do it. A split second later, when the camera flashed again, Brit's controllable reflexes kicked in and that's when she clutched the kid closer and was protecting him.

And did anyone consider the fact that the pictures of her smiling were most likely taken about 20 minutes later after she was crying?? When you almost drop a baby you get freaked out, you cry and then YOU GET OVER IT. Do you expect her to be a down-trodden feeb the rest of her life because she almost dropped her kid? She's allowed to get over it and smile again, June Cleaver and Carol Brady!!!

You people will not rest until she has killed herself and her kid.

With this story I retire from giving a shit in anyway about this former American pop star and her family.

Back to "life" not that this is a good word for "hitting refresh on a celebrity hate site every 5 minutes all day".

Wheeeee were all going to hell! This includes you.

Feed Me;

I love you

If you guys think that a 2 kids make a 'family', then the entire country is polygamous. And adulterous. And deluded, apparently. Sorry I had to correct you on your celebrity trivia.

Previous post was for 26 & 27, by the way.

#37
maybe you should pay for that
it's easy for me : )

wann fuck with me ?

Madonna needs a cheeseburger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCwH5NQxazU

So glad Superfish is feeling better enough to post gossip/pics that were on MSN 5 days ago.

Pictures 1-3 are all about Britney crying and trying to console her baby because she just found out that Mr. Kevin Spears (AKA: K-FED) has been fucking Tom Cruise. Unlike the rest of the world, Brit didn't know that Tom Cruise Loves the Cock, so she didn't think it was weird that Tom & Mr. Spears were always "camping" in the backyard.
Everything is better inthe 4th picture because they are delivering her meal of re-fried Cheetos with a side of liquid chocolate to dip them in. And even better, crayfish pie for dessert!!

hey Brit?! aren't you plannin' to get a FULL TIME NANNY for sean? i think its much better that way. and i think you should dress appropriately. please.

#41 Yeah I think 2 kids makes a family. I think an estranged ex and in laws makes a family. I think three kids from two marriages and a live in but not married "partner" makes a family. I also think 200 hate filled obese shut ins with computers makes a family as this site is proof of. WHat I DIDNT know, was that lots of money makes you the perfect parent.

Oh, and #32, I can tell you're the kind of windbag that if Brit DID have a full-time Nanny you'd be all over her for not spending time with the kid. give up.

@45, I speak for everyone I know in Louisiana, wtf is crayfish?????? LOL. I've been to crawfish boils and even had crawfish bread, but some folks just talk funny.

@42...I don't mind the correction, but I have to disagree. I would submit to you that marriage, historically speaking, as a documented institution is fairly recent. Cavemen and tribal peoples lived as families because they had offspring not some certificate. If I took your point of view as a premise, then officially married couples without children are not really families either. :)

@47

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish

Yes, I normally call them crawdads, but either way you call them, they are creeeeepy.

I feel bad for her..

With first time mothers who aren't famous, their mistakes get unnoticed.. but everyone sees britney's and they condemn her for everything

this is the first time things like this have happened... she just made it in public..

she's embarrassed, I think she tries to do well... without Kevin, because you never see him with the kid... ever.. i've never seen a pic of kevin with sean p besides the people mag cover-- looks like britney is pulling the single mom act

*shrugs*

i felt a tiny bit bad for her for the 1st pic, but then i saw the rest of them, and hated her even more.

not only is se dressed like a prostitute holding a kid, she's also pregnant, looking like a nocked up prostitute with already 1 bastard child born.

and her dumb cunt wouldn't trip in the first place is she would have wore comfortable shoes and hemmed pants.

i'm a mother, and NEVER have i ever left my house in something that would result in me tripping and dropping my kid. hell, i tripped enough times on the bottom of my jeans to know better. there's a certain thing called maternal instincts, none of which shithead has.

and i have NEVER seen a mother almost drop her kid and not even try to hold him close. fuck, she didn't even bother to see if he was ok or not. i treat my dog with more care then she does this kid.

i can only imagine the shtstorm of headlines once the 2nd is born ( if she doesn't kill him in her womb)

Skank Ho. Why isn't she arrested for indecent exposure AND child endangerment at the same time? The black bra witha white top and the pink undies is just too much. I need a cocktail now.

48 Ha ok, ok! :)

Here's the thing #50, this person has had an extremely lucky life up to this point. But, by many accounts, the last couple of years she's been half assing it, her recent lack of touring and recording being a reflection of that. What she did have effortlessly on her side was, A LOT of goodwll from her fans.
So what does she do? She goes and gets a PUBLIC half-ass of a husband, does a half assed show and decides to be a PUBLIC half assed mom? If she wants to do this thing PUBLICLY why doesn't she get some training? Oh, she's too lazy, she's a half assed human being

Everybody needs to leave poor Britney THE HELL ALONE!!! God, give the girl a break. So she tripped while carrying her son and, damn her all to hell, a glass of what appears to be water. But, everyone is so quick to make the joke that the glass contains some form of alcohol. Well, shit, if I had frickin' cameras in my face 24-7, I'd probably be driven to drink, too! But, that's not my point. It all appears to have happened so quickly that she didn't even have time to think about what to do. So it was her knee-jerk reaction to hold onto her drink. So what? I can't say that I would have done anything different from what she did had it been me carrying my baby. I have a young child myself and I'm sure if someone followed me around all day long with a camera they'd get some pics of me doing things that others might consider to be wrong. Who out there can honestly say that they are perfect parents? Not me, that's for sure. But I can say this, I love my child more than anything else in this world and would do anything I had to in order to protect her. I'm damn sure Britney feels the same about Sean and the fact that a few unfortunate incidents were caught on film does not make her a bad or unfit mother. I am in no way making excuses for the no-car-seat or the car-seat-in-the-convertible incidents...those were cases of bad judgement in my opinion and wrong for her to do. She's a new, young parent living in a fishbowl. Every single move she makes is public knowledge. If we could all spend a day in her life, maybe all of the negative people would realize that she's doing the best she can given the crap that she has to put up with day in and day out. So, LAY OFF people. Unless you've walked a mile in her shoes, keep your negative comments to yourselves. And, by the way, the picture of Britney holding Sean with their faces touching is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen. I'm glad one of the photogs had enough sense to capture a picture of the loving mother that she is.

#40

Love you too. Now go back to applying your goopy red lipstick.

Blame it all on my roots
My clothes show my boobs
and always reveal underwear
The last one to know
I look like a ho-ooo!
I'm not sure if I even care

Now you sing!!!......

First off, I do not like spears, she is part of the destruction of American music. That being said, I do now feel sorry for her.

She has bad parents. I am sure she asked her mom/aunt about car seats, holding the baby, or picking a man. Mom answers, whats a car seat, you have nannies for that, and K-fed's hot snatch him up. KFLTC

She is now realizing the apple fell next ot the tree and she doesn't like it. She should disappear and get her shit together.

Enough is enough. Does she have a fucking MIRROR? With all that money, and all this press attention you'd think she would at least try to NOT look like a 14 year old, knocked up ho from Jerry Springer.
So bored with the constant:
*I've-just-been-fucked hair
*Swinging udders with nipples so far south it's ridiculous for a 24 year old
*Horrendous wall mart outfits
*No make up
*Disgusting adult acne

She's a fucking millionaire! Shitney, STOP buying K-fuck cars and coke and get yourself to some designers for fucks sake. Red neck.

F-U-C-K-!!Leave this poor girl alone....She is definetly having a nervous breakdown, WHERE THE FUCK IS HER MOTHER?????..probably getting the next little Spears pop tart ready to hit the stage and make her more money now that Britney has crashed. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT USELESS HUSBAND! Britney made a mistake when she lost Timberlake (not that I can't stand him), she tried to find someone to love her, and made mistake #2-KF, thought a baby would help, mistake #3, let KF fuck her again, yeah, #4. It's just going all too wrong for her and all this scrutiny is making things worse for her and that baby. Times like these are when a young girl needs her mother and family but they are nowhere to be found. Preach, preach. I just want to know WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE MRS. SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in all fairness to britney...this child is k-fed spawn, so it's genetic...the federline's are notoriously greasy little bastards...

How are you folks enjoying your Monday at work?

It's a national holiday in Canada -- Queen Victoria kicks ass!

#49, thanks. I call them crawdads too, but thought the rest of the world called tehm crayfish, guess crawfish is more popular.

#47 - ever have a nice crawfish-meringue pie? That's what Britney was having for dessert.

OH DAMN SEE THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE MONEY THEN THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH SHOULD NOT HAVE KID'S! THEY THINK ALL BECUZ THEY HAVE DINERO THAT PEOPLE WILL OVER LOOK THEIRE MISTAKE'S IN LIFE! NOT TRUE IN THIS CASE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN'S WHEN YOU FUCK UP ON A GOOD MAN BRITNEY, YOU LOST HIM (JUSTIN) AND GAINED A SORRY ASS EXSCUSE FOR A HUSBAND AND A FATHER, IT BACKFIRED ON YOUR ASS! YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF THE BABY YOU HAVE NOW AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOUR HAVING ANOTHER BABY TO FUCK UP? SORRY BUT YOU HAVE MADE TOO MANY "OOP'S I DID IT AGAIN" TO IGNORE! DID YOUR MOM NOT TEACH YOU ANYTHING WHEN YOU WERE PREGO WITH HIM? AND BY THE WAY WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND? I NEVER SEE HIM WITH YOU OR THE BABY? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT HE'S TOO BUSY SPENDING ALL THE MONEY YOU MADE WHEN PEOPLE LIKED YOU! AND PARTYING IT UP IN THE CLUB! HOW SAD YOUR LIFE HAS TURNED OUT TO BE HUH? BUT HEY IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LOSE THE ASS (KEVIN) AND CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND ALSO TAKE PARENTING CLASS'S!!!

57 I am also wondering where Lynne Spears has disappeared to. Maybe she is so disgusted with Britney's decision to marry KFag that she can't stand the sight of her own daughter anymore.

Damn but those preggo hormones fuck chicks up.

Britney and Kevin are the King and Queen of White Trash and being from the South, I'm really proud of them for representing.

Stop hating and get back to work on your screenplays/acting careers, you fuckers.

Go figure, that she heads on over to Cafeteria on 7th and 15th. The best macaroni and cheese in the world, but that's the last thing she needs right now. Ugh.

@ 58. Very upset about this recent news. I'm English and we in England are not getting this national Victoria holiday. It is clearly better to have British heritage rather than live in England. I'm fucking leaving.

@61
My exhole told me once that I was nicer pregnant. I think he just enjoyed the raging nymphomaniac I turned into for nine months.

Okay, BigJim, you can rub our noses in it, but next Monday, we here in the U.S. are going to be rubbing YOUR nose in it. Memorial Day weekend, beeyotches!

Hugs n' kisses,

and a big FUCK YOU. =)

shes probably happy in the last pic because someone brought her a big mac.

Yeah, life will really suck for me next week, when I get up on Monday and play on my computer for about four hours in my sweatpants and then go to the gym, then watch some TV.

Uh, huh. It's really rough making a hundred grand a year and only working 25 hours a week. My life sucks.

I love you, Nikki.

That was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes.

No truer words have been said.

You fuckin lie BigJim....

I have to say that to justify my jealousy...

Some of you people are such rabid morons. I mean I don't cry in public, but when I see someone crying in public I don't consider it a "breakdown".

She was probably pissed on both levesl-that it happened and that it got caught on camera.

Proteon, the only thing annoying the everloving shit out of me about this here site is all this "i love you" shit. what the fuck is that? no seriously?

BigJim~

Even though I'm American, I always celebrate Victoria Day by visiting Victoria's Secret and buying myself something sexy.

I figure it's a good way to celebrate the Queen's life.

The photos depict perfectly the descent into madness. The last shot, with her maniac grin, reveal that the cycle has run its course. As a side note, Britney at this point in her life is probably the easiest lay in the entertainment industry (outside of an out-and-out porn star). All one would have to do is fake sympathy, reinforce her faded glory, and pat the kid on the head (but not too hard). Baby #2 will be marinating in man gravy in no time.

Two words. Proactiv. I guess that's just one word. But holy shit. I thought baby acne was supposed to appear on the baby, not the mommy.

Even though I'm an American, I always celebrate Queen Victoria Day by fucking a queen - this year I'm making Tom Cruise dress up in Katie's clothes and he'll be my queen. He'll love it though, because you all know that Tom Cruise loves the Cock.

lol guys
just got this
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You need to stop swearing on the forums. Using ! in the word b*tch doesn't make it okay. You also need to start posting like normal people, people are still complaining about your posting style. Thank you and have a nice day.

yes, but is l****** [edited] complaining ?

maybe

you

should

ask

her ?

You know, when you look at the video, it's not that bad. But, still fun to lampoon.

http://gotdetroit.com/video/?p=328

I watched the video and the last pic was actually taken BEFORE the breakdown. That's why she looks like a happy lunatic. I still think her little baby is adorable. And I'm still wondering where her useless husband is.

By the last pic, I believe she's happy because someone brought her a plate of cheeseburgers.

BTW, nice thong hanging out in the back, there Brit! Very classy.

Hey Shitney, karma's a bitch.

#44
...and what's up at myspace
...i can't leave comments there
so here i guess...
:)

Madonna needs a cheeseburger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCwH5NQxazU

it would make a great
election video dont you think :)

not that one

the one the boy made :)

@74, then perhaps this was all staged. There she was, laughing and carrying on, then a papparazzo says "Hey Brit, what about almost dropping your turdling on his head again?" and she gets all "Oh yeah, play the concerned mother" boohoo crap.

Is herbiefrog, licking frogs? WTF are you talking about in your posts?

I'm confused.

This afternoon I was reading the posts and came across this one "Baby #2 will be marinating in man gravy in no time ...." so a bit later, after I had vomitted and taken a shower, I got myself some coffee and posted this.

Sick sick sick.

Awww. Have some Cheetos, fatty fats. That'll make ya feel better.

She needs to pull a Demi Moore and dissapear and come back hotter...and with talent.

@29: Ohhhhkay....I'll remember that the next time you come in!

and "boing chicka boing boing"

@50 &62 i was a first time mom also and never once in my child's almost 5 years of live have i ever dropped her though my dumb husband came close once and he even hed enough sense to grab her head to make sure she didnt get it wacked on something i have never had my kid out of a carseat whiole driving or had my kid mysteriously fall out of a high chair, swing, crib or anything else and i didnt even have the money to hire the worlds greatest parenting coach and for 62 ya my hubby loved me being pregnant when all i did was work buy him presents and turn into a nymphomaniac for 9 months also!

*sigh* If she appeared to even be attempting to clean up her act and appearance and be a good mom, I would feel sorry for her here~ But she ASKS for this kind of attention when she walks out the door dressed like that...jesus~ How could ANYONE walk around with their child in there arms dressed like that....I mean, atleast wear pants that fit and a shirt that covers your body~ I don't think the paparazzi should bombard these celebrities etc., but for christ's sake atleast dress decent when your out with your kid, ESPECIALLY when you KNOW that paparazzi are going to be following you around! If she doesn't like the attention, move somewhere where they aren't and stop making yourself such an easy damn target, you know what I'm sayin?

WATCH THE VIDEO:

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/exclusive-video-britneys-stumble/20060519111009990001

Sorry to those who defend her. Watch the video and then comment. Who leaves the house with their underwear hanging out the back of their pants? Oh yes, Britney Spears because she's "cool" and we should feel sorry for her becuz she's in the public eye. GET LOST. The chick is a skank, pure and simple.

WARNING: THIS IS VERY UNATTRACTIVE.

It's called a stroller. You'd think she could afford one. She always seems to be traipsing about with that baby in her floor-dragging jeans and ridiculous shoes. A big hefty stroller would keep both of them safer. I use mine as a sort of walker when I feel a bit wobbly. Why doesn't she use one? Maybe she can't figure out how to work the harness or something.

Yeah, she's well on her way to a hormone induced nervous breakdown. And I think it's funny as hell. I'd love to watch the downward spiral and messy aftermath, if only someone would do something about the damn baby. What the hell does she have to do before someone intercedes?

#86, I agree. She shouldn't be carrying him when she's pregnant anyways and it would make both her and the baby safer. Maybe someone should tell her they sell cheap, easy foldup umbrella strollers at Walmart for about $20.

What is wrong with this herbiefrog? I read his/her posts, and all I leave with is a big, HUH? I think he/she is having an internal monologue. That is the most bizarre shit ever.

@88: That's what licking frogs gets you. Totally fucking trippin'.

BTW, I can't wait to see this family on "cops", or wait, did I already? *thinking*

Enough with how this dumb hillbilly should be carrying that abortion. You know how cavewomen carried their babies? In their teeth! That's right, their teeth. And those teeth were all chipped and jagged from using them to make knives out of flint, and disease-ridden from eating raw meat and their own feces. Sean Preston is living the fucking Life of Riley compared to how those little fuckers grew up. And pregnant women killed dinosaurs and shit back then - they didn't sit around worried about hurting the baby. 'Cause if you did, you just make another. And K-Fed is a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to fathers back then - you know how long it took those morons to even come up with a fucking canoe? Fuck strollers! You know what was a big fucking deal back then? A round object that rolled when you pushed it. And another thing...

Yikes, Dr. Rokter, have you been licking herbiefrog?

#58 - Was she the one who said let them eat cake? I can't remember. I skipped geometry a lot in high school.

#92 no, I think it was Marie Antionette. So they chopped off her head. Whee!

Okay, she's done completely ignorant things in the past as a parent, but take it easy and give her the mulligan on this one...it could have happened to anyone.

How would feel if you were pregnant and you and your infant almost ate pavement because you tripped and now it's all going to be flashed around the world for everyone to see and judge you? You'd cry, too. I fell down our stairs holding my newborn and no one was there to see it and I cried my eyes out. But thankfully no one passed judgement on me or my intentions as a parent.

And you don't know how much time passed between the photos of her crying and of her smiling. Probably 1/2 hour passed between those pictures. She is allowed to smile again after tripping, people!

and finally, to the self-righteous creeps who are Moms--the first one "I'm a mom and Britney should get a nanny" -- #32, you're the type of person that IF she did get a full-time nanny, you'd bust her balls for never being with her kids. Just because she's rich doesn't mean she's immune from making bad decisions. And the to the other expert parent, #13, yes, the kid's head is flung back because that's a natural motion for the human body to make when it's jolted suddenly, Einstein. The photo you're looking at probably captured the exact moment of the initial jolt. She's not intentionally not protecting the baby--you see, it's called an INVOLUNTARY REFLEX--when the brain senses the body is about to fall, it sends the signal for the body to balance itself. You two know there's no such thing as a perfect parent, so lighten up June Cleaver wannabes! What comes around goes around and as a Mom, I'd watch my cosmic ass and be a little more less judgmental if I were you.

Everyone needs to leave poor Britney THE HELL ALONE!! God, give the girl a break. It can't be easy living in a fishbowl. Every single move that she makes is public knowledge. So she tripped while holding her son and what appears to be, damn her all to hell, a glass of water. So what? Everyone is so quick to make the joke that the glass contained some sort of alcohol. Well, shit, if I had frickin' cameras up in my face 24-7, I might be driven to drink, too! But, that's not my point. It was just her knee-jerk reaction to hold onto her glass. The whole thing probably happened so fast that she didn't have time to think about doing anything else. I can't say that I would have done anything different than she did had it been me holding my baby. I have a young daughter that I love more than anything in this world and I would do anything to protect her. I'm sure that Briney feels the same way about little Sean. There's no such thing as a perfect parent, people! Shit happens! I challenge any parent out there to have a camera follow them all day long and not have something that others might consider to be "unfit" caught on tape. She's a new, young parent that's doing the best she can given the crap that she has to put up with day in and day out. Everyone should have to live a day in her life. Maybe then every person with a negative comment would think twice about opening their mouth. I can only imagine how hard it is to sit upon the throne of perfection and cast judgment on everyone. I'm in no way defending the baby-in-the-lap or carseat-in-the-convertible moments...those were bad judgment calls in my opinion and were just wrong. But, just because a few unfortunate incidents have been caught on tape doesn't make her an unfit parent. So, LAY OFF, people! Unless you've walked a mile in her shoes, don't be so quick to judge her.

By the way, the picture of Britney and Sean sitting down with their faces touching is one of the most adorable things that I've ever seen! I'm glad that one of the photogs had enough sense to capture her as the loving mother that she is.

Grandma wants her doily back.

It sort of looks like Sean Preston is trying to console his mommy in the second picture. "Don't cry mommy, I'm still alive."

Britney's outfit is just gross. With all those bodyguards and other people around her, isn't there really anyone who could tell her to wear something decent in public? Anyone to tell her she looks ridiculous?

If her Mum's not around, maybe Britney should get herself a nanny. And one for Sean Preston. Plus a stroller. And a divorce lawyer.

I have never posted befor but felt that I needed to this time. whatever our opinion of Brit and K-Fed are does not matter. What I want to know is what is the name of the quick thinking and very protective bodyguard's name. Brit should leave K-Fed for this guy. He looks like a very mature person that could help Brit out alot.

The headline for this story really oughta be "Britney Spears Is a Breakdown".
By the way Dr., I've been carrying my niece around with my jagged teeth while my sister's in Vegas for the weekend. How do you hide those jagged, flesh-tearing teethmarks?

Awww, poor Britney. I feel so sorry for her. It is all the papparazzi's fault. I mean, when I was a new mother if I had papparazzi following me around taking pictures of me looking like a crack whore as I nearly dropped my kid and drove around with my baby on my lap and in a bad car seat, and if my nanny dropped my baby on its head....oh wait. I never did any of those things. And I didn't even have bodyguards and publicists and nannies. Maybe I was a good mother! Imagine.

Damn, I just watched the video and not only was Sean's head nearly yanked off his neck but ALL those friggen people around her. She can't even live a normal life! Poor thing, I do feel for her.
I see nothing wrong with her clothes for the fact that there are 8 years olds wearing by far worse strings than her! She's more covered up than most these hoochies these days!!

Why is she so happy in the 4th picture, as compared to the first 3? Did she just learn the restaurant was doing a free "Chili Cheese Fries with Bacon" promotion?

#86 I totally agree with you. I have no idea why she doesnt use a stroller. He isnt exactly getting smaller and will only get heavier. She needs to forget abt her husband and focus on her child.

Give the chick a break.She ain't got a college degree and is about as hicky as anyone outside a big city (i.e. most of the people in this freaking country).

She just happens to be rich, and still grounded enough to drive regular cars, eat fast food, and go out of the house with her kid.

Ok, So child services needs to really open a case on britney before she really does kill her baby. If this kind of stuff happens in public, imagine what happens at home. scary thought.

Britney,
Crying only makes you look uglier.
Signed,
Kevin F.

It's so old calling her trailor trash...#1 she's never lived in a trailor and #2 she's got more money than anyone posting crap about her on this site...you sound like bible thumping old maids from the 1930's complaining about what she's wearing looking like a slut, when I've seen pics of actual sluts dressed in a whole lot less on this web site getting comments like "Fucking HOT!" "I'd HIT that"..and so forth...the only reason people jump on Brittney is because they are jealous and to see someone who has succeeded in life all of the sudden having problems, Oh that just makes you people soooooo happy. I would love to have a cystal ball and post the most embarrassing and stupid mistakes/secrets each one of you have made...lets see how funny you would think it was then...At least Brittney is raising her child and not leaving some nanny to do it while she jets around the world...

97 - yeah at least she doesn't walk around with her hand on her hip looking sideways at people with pursed lips and carrying purses that you could fit SP in. a la ... well, everyone else.

It's so old calling her trailor trash...#1 she's never lived in a trailor and #2 she's got more money than anyone posting crap about her on this site...you sound like bible thumping old maids from the 1930's complaining about what she's wearing looking like a slut, when I've seen pics of actual sluts dressed in a whole lot less on this web site getting comments like "Fucking HOT!" "I'd HIT that"..and so forth...the only reason people jump on Brittney is because they are jealous and to see someone who has succeeded in life all of the sudden having problems, Oh that just makes you people soooooo happy. I would love to have a cystal ball and post the most embarrassing and stupid mistakes/secrets each one of you have made...lets see how funny you would think it was then...At least Brittney is raising her child and not leaving some nanny to do it while she jets around the world...

(I COULDN'T FIT THIS ALL IN ONE POST)
it's one thing to make fun of a celebrity "in fun"..and I know I'm gonna hear "Oh she put her child in danger driving with him in her lap" so what! Nothing happened to him, he's fine so why are people still making a big deal of this...It's her child and she can raise him anyway she wants. She wasn't charged so she's NOT guilty of endangering her child...we could stay here for 10 yrs saying..what if, what if...it's another to bring their child in to it...there is not a parent alive who has not made errors in judgement when it came to raising their kids...just take a look at the way you all were raised..to talk shit about someone who has never done or said anything against you...yeah great parenting...

(I COULDN'T FIT THIS ALL IN ONE POST)
it's one thing to make fun of a celebrity "in fun"..and I know I'm gonna hear "Oh she put her child in danger driving with him in her lap" so what! Nothing happened to him, he's fine so why are people still making a big deal of this...It's her child and she can raise him anyway she wants. She wasn't charged so she's NOT guilty of endangering her child...we could stay here for 10 yrs saying..what if, what if...it's another to bring their child in to it...there is not a parent alive who has not made errors in judgement when it came to raising their kids...just take a look at the way you all were raised..to talk shit about someone who has never done or said anything against you...yeah great parenting...

ugh she needs to shrivel up and die. no one makes mistakes so big, so often except hillbilly taint-lickers like her. and by mistakes, i mean showing where your extensions attach, your thong inserts and how you could hide your kid in your back fat is just wrong.

it's one thing to make fun of a celebrity "in fun"..and I know I'm gonna hear "Oh she put her child in danger driving with him in her lap" so what! Nothing happened to him, he's fine so why are people still making a big deal of this...It's her child and she can raise him anyway she wants. She wasn't charged so she's NOT guilty of endangering her child...we could stay here for 10 yrs saying..what if, what if...it's another to bring their child in to it...there is not a parent alive who has not made errors in judgement when it came to raising their kids...just take a look at the way you all were raised..to talk shit about someone who has never done or said anything against you...yeah great parenting...

For the record, I really like Britney. She's a Louisiana girl so I have to like her no matter what. I just hate the fact that she's married to such a complete waste of space. And sometimes I like to pick on her about what she wears, but that's just because it's fun, not because I think she's a terrible person. Come on, it's the superficial!!

Hey, dipshit. Just because she wasn't charged, doesn't mean she wasn't GUILTY of endangering that child. It's on fucking TAPE.

And I suppose, by your thinking, that O.J. is also misunderstood and totally innocent, because he was acquitted?

Perfect logic.

her baby is so cute

That baby looks blank again.

Britney, you reap what you sow. You dressed like an escort and crammed your tits in the camera's face for years and now you don't want anymore attention. That's not how the game works. You made millions off of your talentless warbling and in exchange you sold your soul to the media. Also, wearing a tablecloth around your torso is not a good look.

Honestly....I wish she would just leave the baby at home. Why does she feel it necessary to take him EVERYWHERE????? Why is it we NEVER see pics of SP with his Dad roaming around Malibu???? She needs to stop trying to prove to everyone that she's super mom.

rmeno, I understand your defense of mothers who drop their babies on their heads, as your mother was one. But the rest of us are here to make fun of ugly people and retards. I direct you to www.averageIQ.com/forestgump/forums, and take up your conversation there with BigJim and his dutiful wife, BigEdna.
Signed,
The Management

To Ari..you're the dip shit! I guess then no one should even get in their car and drive anywhere..because in a car seat or not technically they lives are being "endangered" right! Asshole..I was just stating the fact that she wasn't charged in the incident...and it wasn't decided by a bullshit jury...yeah there was a tape that showed everything...do you think OJ would have gotten off if there was a tape of his ex-wife's murder??? Dumbass, the two can't even be compared...

And to STAR MAKER...you act like she's asking for it because she made millions...you call her talentless...she obviously has enough talent to make MILLIONS...she is in the entertainment buisness and entertain is exactly what people paid for and it's what they got! She still signs autographs and she's not a hermit holed up in her home...so how can you even make the comment that she doesn't want anymore attention...she's just a human being who happens to be famous...she goes to resturaunts when she could have room service delivered from FRANCE for the rest of her life...how many other celebs are you jealous of?

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh ...great rip off of kids clothing...and judging from all of your MANY posts every single day it looks like...you must live on this web page...you don't have a life...I hope you don't have kids...because the time you spend on here you would definetly be unfit...as far as dropping babies on their heads...lol Just when did Brittney do that??? The nanny was at home when that happened and accidents DO happen...if you have a kid...mishaps will happen. I wouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass hous...if you have kids then you live in a glass house!

Actually, your exact words were, "She wasn't charged so she's NOT guilty of endangering her child..."

Not being charged with something doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Britney aside, is Sean Preston not the cutest little baby? Man, he's freaking adorable...hard to believe he has K-Fag as his biological father.

Hey Brit, your Me-Ma's doilies do NOT make good shirts! How can anyone defend this hobag? She's walking around in high heels, jeans that are too long and half a shirt with ALL her damn underwear hanging out! What a trashbag. If she doesn't want all the attention maybe she should dress like a normal person and stay in the goddamn house! I have two boys and I never, not once, almost dropped either of them! The least she could have done was drop her freaking drinkypoo and try to catch the kid!

Dear rmeno,
You're about 5 months late with the "judging from all of your MANY posts every single day it looks like...you must live on this web page...you don't have a life..." Even if I sat here and posted every 2 minutes all day everyday that fact alone doesn't justify the dent in your head, and I know that hurts you deeply, not to mention it slurs your speech and slows your cognitive thinking to that of a toddler. Try filling the dent with some Bondo.
And no, I don't have kids, because I enjoy having money and sleeping and drinking and fucking when I please. I'm sorry that you yourself will never have kids because no one will sleep with a retard who has a big dent in their forehead. If you have perchance been impregnated by the local vagrant flasher who lives behind Del Taco, I reccomend that you use the dent in your head to store food for the baby. Small snacks like gummi bears and animal crackers should fit nicely.

rmeno youre a tool

so what! Nothing happened to him, he's fine so why are people still making a big deal of this...It's her child and she can raise him anyway she wants.

really? when people molest and beat children nothing necessarily "happens" to them, and hell its their child they can raise them any way they want.

god youre an idiot. i hope someone ties you to a radiator and leaves you there for days.

I hate her but I offically feel sorry for her now. After watching the video of her trip, it was not as bad as we are lead to believe. Any one with kids has had that happen to them, myself included, but I/we do not have 50 people taking pics of us doing it. No husban or responsible family to help, and in the spotlight. No thanks.

KFLTC, BSLTC (Britney spears loves the cheetos).

Brit, take what money you have left and go hide!

http://kennethinthe212.blogspot.com/2006/05/sunday-comics.html

this is so funny.

Also, my main problem with the whole Britney almost dropping her baby because of her pants being to long actually has nothing to do with SPF. Alot of parents almost- or do- drop their kids. The stupid thing is that she's wearing high shoes with too long of pants when she's pregnant. That's just stupid and I feel no sympathy for her and her 'breakdown'. To be fair though maybe she wasn't crying because she almost dropped her kid, maybe she was crying because she finally realized that she looks like shit and she ruined her career and that her redneck husband is spending all her money and she can no longer afford to get her clothes hemmed.

SPATZ...you're the idiot...I thought you knew I was talking about Brittney Spears the singer...not a rapist, or a molester, or child abuser. I said she can raise her child any way she wants...and she CAN...And you hope someone ties me to a radiator and leaves me there for days huh...LOL I see you fall into the group of abusers, molesters, and mentally unstable...PLEASE DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!!

To oshkoshb-goshdammgosh
...keep writting your "Fiction"...LOL you really must live in your own little world.

And in your future when you get too old for drinking and fucking every night..I do hope you've saved your money for someone to take care of your old ass since you won't have any children there to do it.

While we're rmeno bashing, might i just add that i would also love for him(?) to have the "cystal ball" mentioned in post #101.

rmeno: Your deep concern as to whether and when I will have children can be explained by the damage to your frontal lobe causing a disruption in the delopment of normal emotions and desires, such as nurturing and parenting. While you keep coddling and pretending to nurse that empty bucket of nacho cheese your "boyfriend", Rusty Slim, gave you, I will develop normal adult relationships and start a family and raise children when I see fit. In the meantime I will try to stop my friends from hollering "freak" and throwing drink cups at you when we drive past, although I can't promise anything.

Ok, so I am definately not a Britney fan...i'm not a fan of her music, or choice of clothes, or even a fan of her husband, but she is very new at the whole mom thing and if people would just understand that then it wouldn't even be this big of a deal. For all those people here that are saying these bad things about her, i just wish you could live a day in her shoes. Sure she's a celebrity and she knew getting into entertainment she would have to deal with that but it's gotta be frustrating, i'd loose my mind too if i was her. Oh, and just throwing this in...of all the people who talk shit on her maternal abilities, i don't care who you are, i don't care if she IS hiding her face behind the kid, in the second pic. you can actually see the real love, bond, and good motherly instinct she has with and for him, and by him raising his head to her, he feels secure (even though everyone thinks and says shes trying to kill him), words cant touch that at all!

rmeno, its not even britney that i "hate" or even dislike, its obsessive fans like yourself that make me sick.

10 dollars says britney spears has a restraining order against this rmeno.

That first pic might just be the best photograph I have ever seen. The feral look in Britney's eyes , the pure hatred and loathing she's firing out at the photagrpher is unbelievable. It only took her 5 years to go from teenage hottie to Elizibeth Taylor. No way does any post on here ever top this one. NO WAY.

120 if you were her and you hated the lime light so much you'd pack up your shit and your baby and you'd move somewhere in seclusion to raise your child and give him a chance for a normal life. its not like that paparazzi are gonna stop because shes crying. she isnt new to this world she's been doing this for what, almost 10 years now. she knows how they are. and why have we never heard of these kinds of shennanigans from other new mothers in hollywood? all these excuses for her shit are so annoying.

Hey oshkoshb-goshdammgosh and rmeno I could probly just watch you two go at it all day! It gets more and more interesting as you go!!!!! .........wow, my life really is boring...............damn!

#91 Feed Me
No, I'm high on life.

#95 Oshkosh

To get rid of evidence of baby wounds:

Babies disappear all the time. Who can say what happens to them, really? And get the fuck off this page with your jokes and dismissive attitude towards children's clothing.

Spatz...Im not even a fan of hers..I just couldn't believe how she's constantly trashed for the most minute things..the biggest it seems is gaining some weight! And you lost your $10 bet...it's Josh Lucas that's got the restraining order...

spatz...you are right, and i totally agree with you on the fact that she should be used to it by now. All i'm saying is that she's nothing special to me or any other mom that i know who screws up and makes dumb mistakes. But judging by the way those camera people give her like 2 feet of space to walk by and get in a car, used to it or not...that's a pain in the ass. And we don't hear of any of this happening to other moms in hollywood cuz it has been said time and time again that Britney Spears is the most sought after celeb by the paparazzi and after her is Jessica Simpson, so everything she does is posted up somewhere. Whereas Gweneth paltrow, denise richards, Liv Tyler, etc... we see pics, but they don't harass them nearly as much as they do Briney. And to be perfectly honest i don't know why, cuz i don't care what coffee shop britney goes into or what gas station she walks out of barefoot.

I agree with rmeno, we are not judge and jury. I don’t care for brit-brit either but hey, we sexy women fall for idiots all the time and while I can't think of a single example to give you I'm sure there are many, myself included. She'll grow up and eventually make start making better choices. Hopefully the first will be to see what an idiot she's aligned herself with and get rid of the ass hole. Maybe she thought she was contributing to the United Negro League by taking him off Shar's hands... I dunno. She can't carry two babies, hopefully she'll get a double stroller, my point is we ALL live and learn... some of us just a little bit sloooower than others

I can see the completion of Britneys breakdown: *lighbulb goes off in Brits head* "what if, like that tv show said, I can do everything in reverse and eventually I won't be married to a fucktard, have a kid I hate, and another on the way, Just like going Back In Time!!"
Bystanders restrained Brit after she attempted to shove SP head first back into her vagina.

Let's face it people, this "child" should never have had a child. Period. She is way too immature to have a kid of her own when she is still a kid herself. Obviously growing up in show business she's never had the chance to mature normally (she can thank her stage mom for that one). I don't feel sorry for a bit. She loved the spotlight before and now since she's screwing up like, on a daily basis, all the sudden she doesn't want the spotlight. Like someone said previously, take the kid and move somewhere away from Hollywood if you don't want all the scrutiny. People in the entertainment business do it every day and you don't see pictures of them dropping their kids on their heads.

All of you talking about her like you know what's going on is disgusting.

Furthermore, this site is pathetic and I am never visiting here again.

Britney has done nothing wrong.

I hate all of you and this site, almost as much as I hate the pathetic waste of life who calls himself Perez Hilton.

#130 said it perfectly. thats exactly it. she never grew up she is still just a stupid child playing mommy.

sorry to bring this up again, but when the spotlight got too much for demi moore (she was more sought after in her day than anyone else trust me) she took her family and retreated into a small ccommunity and raised her children then came back when they were grown. britney could very easily do this so stop making excuses for her shitty parenting.

yet here you are!!

actually its not rmeno thats her stalker, its duckboy. you'll be hearing about the attempted homicide of britney spears in a few years and we'll all know who did it. just dont ask me to testify.

But you can't stay away DUCKBOY.
No one stays away for long...

Britney is simply dressing like the dirty whore she has made her living being.

Lord knows it was never her voice that sold records or tickets...

Ah, I get warm feelings in my heart looking at the 2nd pic. And by heart I mean genital. Coz nothin turns me on more than a mother seeking consolation in her child. Apart from shooting the dad in the head while doing it with the mom. Which in this case the mom is Brit and the dad is K Fag. So hot!!

#118 - That reminds me...
101 - trailor
104 - hope you didn't type that shit twice, since it's different
108 - dip shit, resturaunts
110 - Brittney, hous (the glass hous thing - total burn)
117 - writting
rmeno, quit trying to eat your elbow, retard. Telling US we shouldn't have kids. Der-der-der. Yes, I made note of all of that shit because I am the grammar police and you are pissing me off. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED, SLIMY SLUG. BTW, you're just embarrassing yourself, so quit trying to generate a response to everything.

#131- Buh-bye.

SPATZ...are you KIDDING??? Demi Moore was photographed hundreds of times with her kids at different entertainment events from the time they were infants until now..."retreating" to a small community like a hibernating bear until her kids were grown??? LOL She had 2 of them in movies BEFORE they were 10 years old!!! and that's grown??? The reason Demi Moore "retreated" to a small community for a few years is because her last several movies were FLOPS and she couldn't carry a film on her own..she was a joke in Hollywood earning 12.5 million for strip tease and it was voted one of the worst and least profiltable movies of all time!!! Do your homework before you start spewing fallacies....

Jacq...just go away..you're not even funny..not even in the least...I mean some of what Spatz said was funny..I'll even give oshkoshb-goshdammgosh 2 stars...but you..quit embarrassing YOURself...the grammar police..PLEASE and by the way ASSHOLE...Ummm...in case you didn't know..these posts were MADE TO GENERATE responses!!!! LOL IDIOT! did I spell that right???

spewing fallacies..

about demi moore? youre fucking insane. youre so obsessed with celebrities its disgusting. spend a little less time watching E! true fucking hollywood story and pick up a fucking history book or something you useless pile of shit.

at least most of us in here just come here for stupidity and laughs. celebrities arent our gods like they are yours. oh i got some factoids about demi moore wrong but i can count to ten and i can name 3 world leaders unlike you. what can be expected from a peice of shit like you defending an even bigger piece of shit britney spears.

rmeno,

Do you even have a job? It's one thing to post here on your lunch breaks; it's another thing to sit in a feces-ridden basement and post every two minutes. Judging by your hysterical, incoherent rants, you're a fucking lunatic with a frost-filled vagina. Please get a life/get laid immediately. There's more to existence than defending some titty-shaking celebrity who most certainly doesn't give a shit about you. If Britney wants to be famous, she needs to deal with the fame and not cry about it. She's supposedly an adult; she should act like one, and that includes not treating her baby like an accessory. Britney wants the career-boosting attention without dealing with the media fallout. Unfortunately, life isn't that fair. Btw, people like you take these posts waaaaay too seriously. This site is about poking fun at Hollywood and writing absurd things. Most posters here criticize in jest, so lighten the fuck up. Again, why do you even come to a celebrity bashing site if you're going to get offended on their behalf? Dumbass.

uhh see what you did! now i'm pissed. nobody likes you so go away rmeno.

remeno,

Since it's apparent that you didn't complete high school English, I've gone to the trouble of posting a literary definition for you:

"Satire: Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity."

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire

Star Maker Machinery, the concept is so lost on some people. she's sitting here defending britney spears but i bet she has no idea what the hell is going on in the world besides britney spears and her stupid white trash husband and baby. most of us understandd this is just for shits and giggles but people like that take this stuff as religion. its sad. rmeno and duckboy and everyone else who worships at the altar of celebrities go away and stop ruining the fun for everyone

Britney's ass has exceeded the ass-capacity of her pants. The low rise cut is no excuse for this phenomenon.

To: Star Maker & SPATZ...

hahah...yeah losers...look who is posting every few minutes AND taking things WAYYYYY to serious!!! Spatz..who gives a rats ass if you can count to 10 or..know world leaders...lol It still doesn't change the fact that your LOSER ass is on the SUPERFICIAL ALL THE TIME with nothing better to do...I post on here (not counting today) less than 5 times...(unlike your DAILY posts)I have a life...Im just sitting back today watching assholes like you waste yours...lol

rmeno I bet you have cystic acne and gum in your braces. Take off your padded helmet and let me drop you on your head. Again. Where do you work? Goodwill? I'm sure they'd be pissed that the janitor is using the computer.

Oh...and by the way
My husband graduated from one of THE most prestigious universities in the nation...white trash he's not..LOL he's NOT EVEN WHITE!

University of Phoenix isn't everything the commercials claim it is. Who is your husband? Kevin Federline?!

good lord i hate you rmeno. i dont skeez off someone elses money. i have a job. hence why i am able to fuck around on the superficial every once in a while. i'm not sitting home on my fat ass watching soap operas and E! like you. now i'm done. youve made me waste enough of my time.

Oh and lol @ 147. actually i think it might be katherine gibbs school, but who knows.

LOL...no OK..I stop now..good one Jacq!

Heh, nice one Jacq. Another productive day for rmeno. I bet it gets boring waiting for the food stamps to arrive.

her baby is soo adorable. gorgeous. her outfit makes me die.

Damn..I posted before dumbass Spatz had to come up for air and post another meaningless post...Spatz...go to Paris' page and harass some people there..maybe you can talk about your favorites Tom Cruise and Edna...

Maybe shw was crying for her lack of good taste in clothes

#149 - Ok, we can be at peace. I be an angry bee-yoch on Mondays.

*sigh*

"hey, ma! break out the billy goats! them damn trolls is back!"

i think she's crying because the restaurant ran out of cheetos.

and # 53, i don't know if i agree that any of it is/was "half-assed"--i think she's managed to make a COMPLETE ass of herself.

Hey in the first picture she looks like she has bruises on her arm. That baby is so darn cute, I'm sure she luvs him muchly, she just can't figure out what to do with him. She needs a stroller and a proper babysitter so she can go out and let him stay at the hotel. How come K-Fed is never pictured with her and the baby? Even if she was the best mom ever, having two babies in diapers so close in age is gonna wear her ass out. Good luck Britney. Yer gonna need it!!!

re: 146
if it were "one of THE most prestigious universities in the nation" wouldn't you just say the name of the place (harvard, yale, princeton, MIT) and not refer to it in vague terms?

...did you see
...the poem/song
...that she posted
...on her own
website?

Rememberance of Who I Am

no more chains
that you gave me

enough of pain
now i'm craving
something sweet, so delight
how do you stand sleeping at night

silly patterns that we follow
you pull me in
i'm being swallowed
by the ones you think you love
they pull you down
you cant see up above

manipulation is the key
they screw in it
because you're naive

you come to be now
why do you bother?
remember the bible
the sins of the father
what you do
you pass down
no wonder why
i lost my crown

you don't see me now
you ask yourself why
my crown is back
and it's way too high
for you to be in my presence
especially my son
you should bow down
i've only just begun

the guilt you fed me
made me weak
the voodoo you did
i couldn't speak

you're awakening
the phone is ringing
resurrection of my soul
the fear i'm bringing

what will you say
and what will you do?
she's not the same person that you're used to

you trick me one, twice, now its three
look who's smiling now
damn, it's good to be me

...damn, she's got spirit
...i'll give her that

just a few switches left to find

and she can be
herself again :)

still didn't sound like an apology :)

[all copyrights acknowledged]

She's just pissed that SP's gonna have a bigger career than her. He's got dancing baby written all over him.

wow, herbiefrog, you are as deep as Britney is stupid.

#146

I hate to break it to you, rmeno, but McUniversity ISN'T one of the nation's most prestigious colleges.

Glad you're enjoying those Happy Meals, though.

c'mon herbiefrog/iambananas...did you really think that we wouldn't be able to recognize that all you did was make a new ID??

What a loser!

Poor Brit, she never got over Justin. When K-Fed came along, she grabbed on, now she has to have as many kids as Shar has.

I don't know if Brit is a bad mom or not. What I do know is that I wouldn't wear that outfit in my house to clean and no one takes my photo every time I leave the house. Well, except for the guy in bush but that's another story.

I think everyone needs to stop judging her. Yeah she brings most of it upon herself, but she's just a reason people can sit back and let their ego's explode.

Prophetic:

http://music.yahoo.com/vid-2150445--Lucky

Sorry, but she *wants* the attention.

If she didn't, she wouldn't "choose" to have her meltdown in a public restaurant, in front of a late glass picture window for all the world to see.

If she genuinely was upset and wanted privacy, she would have stayed in her limo, crying into her chauffer-fetched bag of Cheetos.

She's a publicity whore.

plate glass window, that was

i like how sean preston is trying to comfort her in the 2nd picture but her outfit distracts me.

if people left her alone for a little while i think she would be alright.

but who knows she is only like 23 or something........

why the effing hair. its disgusting. like it would honestly look better all ratty and down, why can't she just like brush it, or wear a normal ponytail. wtf.

For all you folks saying her mother should be around to give her parenting advice...hellooo, Lynne Spears is responsible for this dingdong! Do you really think the woman who pimped out her teenage daughter could IMPROVE Britney's parenting skills?!

Britney is a media whore. Reap what you sow, baby.

This is all Justin Timberlake's fault...if he hadn't been such a lousy lay Britney wouldn't have run off and married the first guy who rocked her world.

man brit...quit giving the rest of us rednecks a bad name...not all of us are complete screwups that marry sewer trash

I acutally feel really sorry for her..aww

Got curious as to what you meant by Lucky being prophetic so I watched it. I would have to say I agree.

If only she'd let me make it all better...

rmeno,

Here's a site you should check out:

http://jobcorps.gov

I'm sure they've got openings for drop out ho-bags like yourself. Happy hunting!

I never got a very good look at Sean Preston before, but that kid's really cute.

And (it's probably been covered, but I don't feel like reading through all the posts) she looks happy in the last pic because suddenly there's a buttload of cameras in her face again and she has to pull it together.

Those pictures are not in chronological order. They had the very same pictures on E! News today, and they said that Britney had had lunch in that same resteraunt earlier in the day, and then after she had the slip scare, she took refuge in the resteraunt to collect herself.

Goes to show you can't believe everything you see and hear...But I must agree with you. She sure was blessed with a cute little boy.

Beyond popular belief of most of the people who have posted on this subject. I do not think that a person who trips on the street or anywhere for that matter, makes them a negligent parent. And for anyone to think that is a total idiot. For those of you, who say she shouldn't take her son with her, are also idiots. According to all of you, the celebrity Moms who leave there kids with nannies are bad Moms & the celebrities who take there kids with them are bad Moms.

The "regular" posters here, of whom we all know who they are, say this site is meant to "make fun" of celebrities. But I don't see to much "making fun" but what I do see, is people being down-right mean and cruel. There is a difference, but it doesn't surprise me that those "regular" posters who think they own this site would know it.

You all act like Britney has done so many bad things as a Mom. The only thing which she did truly wrong was drive with her child sitting on her lap...She wasn't at fault when SP fell while being taken out of his high-chair, which turned out to be faulty..Then we have her driving down the highway, with her child sleeping in a car seat facing forward. There are different laws on this subject, and not only that it is different for each state and CPS has gone on record saying that she had NOT violated any laws for them to step in about. And lastly, we have her tripping...for gawds sake you people...SHE TRIPPED!! the people who think she is a bad mother because she tripped, are truly idiots....All you people do is sit around in your homes, putting others down to make your ownselves feel more important.

Bloodhound Gang rules. I had all their shit on my old computer.

It's crawfish people, not crayfish, crawdads, or mudbugs. Don't forget the potatoes, corn, sausage, celery, onions, garlic, lemons, mushrooms, and whatever else you can think of to throw in there.

Her tripping does not constitute bad parenting. Driving with him on her lap, the bullshit with him in the backseat not seated properly, and the bullshit story about the *ahem* chair breaking and him just a-fallin' does. I believe she thought that a baby would either A) straighten out K-Sped B) make her feel complete whereas asshole makes her feel like shit or C) be a great accessory since all the other celebs are making magazine/TV time with their babies. Not realizing that it's a total package and not just a whole look in and of itself. I think she does not take the whole parenting thing seriously, and that's where the REAL problem is.

I don't feel sorry for her; she courted the cameras for most of her life. She's just reaping what she's sown. She's just pissed now that she's being caught with her pants down... almost literally.

Damn. Now I want crawfish.

Her tits are falling faster than Paris's panties...that is, if paris ever wore any.

And about this whole spaz thread..people need to chill the fuck out. The superficial is a website for making fun of celebs, so if you visit here, expect to hear....celebs being made fun of! Don't take things seriously. A lot of mean comments people make are made just for the sake of the mean comment, not because they actually want, for example, britney, to die. They're just saying it. I do agree with rmeno about how she gets criticized for every dumb thing, but then again, I don't mind if people here bash her. I mean, isn't that what this site is for? It's all in good fun.

The only thing that is really and truly pathetic are the people that posts millions of posts...all day...in every thread. It's really sad, and you need to get a life. I wont name names or embarrass anyone but really, time to get away from the computer. Being a 'regular' here is just lifeless. And by regular i mean 'posts every second', not checks for updates or posts on lunchbreaks every once in a while.

Another brainless idiot. This site is so full of them. And gosh damn, it's so hard to believe that maybe...just maybe she had a child because she WANTED one..I know that is so far fetched...please..you people need a new hobby...really are your lives that empty? that you have to live vicariously through celebrities to give meaning to your own lives? c'mon..seems to me, you all are singing the same tune....waa waa waa boo hoo "I have no sympathy for her...She's just reaping what she's sown" when instead you should be saying...waa waa waa boo hoo.."my life is so pathetic that I have to put Britney Spears down to bring my own life up. I hang out on a celebritiy bashing website and click refresh every 5 seconds, thats really what gives my life meaning"

And some of the things you people say...I can't imagine what your Mom & Dad would say if they read these cruel ass vile comments.

This website is meant to "make fun" of celebrities...but thats not what the majority of you are doing. The majority of you are being down-right vile & cruel. And you have the nerve to tell anyone who may speak there mind in a good way towards a celebrity to leave this forum and go find a a different venue for that kind of talk, that that is not what this website is for. Well, this website was not meant to hurt and tear apart a person, so I think all you "regulars" who think you own this site, should go make a website for your little elite group, and leave the rest of us to have fun, of which this website was made for.

I bet she's gonna blame it all on the media again. If only she'd never been famous all along, both her and the rest of the world wouldn't have to suffer.

sherry-co, doll, it's THEIR, not THERE. one is a possesive pronoun, the other, well, don't end a sentence with it- that's just bad grammar (p.s., tell tom that that scientology freaky alien mumbo-jumbo didn't help you at all with your spelling issues). if the lives of those of us "making fun" of the famous are pathetic, then too must be yours for making fun of all these so-called pathetic losers? methinks so.
papa, trannygranny, hahahaha. i love that song, and listened to it a few times this weekend. while on my way to a crawfish boil. weird... so, if britney doesn't straighten up and fly right, she's gonna be lonlier'n kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert....every night. *wink wink*. rmeno, w/e your name is, the fact you think she can raise a child any way she wants...well, half true, yes, but so terribly stupid. does that mean hohan can run out, adopt a russian orphan, and sprinkle a little blow on it's cheerios every morning, just 'cause she can? oy. and no, if none of us were there, then we shouldn't comment, but hell, they never read this stuff, and i've got nothing better to do. oh, the 2nd pic makes me feel bad for poor shatney, then i remember how she accosted my ears there for a while back in the day. and she looks a little like a girl i don't like that we call "cooter," so from now on, shitney=cooter.
i can just imagine her thinking about sp "my cabbage-patch was never this floppy...uhg!"

No.222, the baby is always cute when the parental units are complete fucktards.

And sherry-co, you're really depressing me, can you go somewhere else please? Like church?

Give her a damn break.
She's a new mother and all new mothers make mistakes...its just that her mistakes are captured on camera because everyone is watching her EVERY move. Just think about the times, you F'ed up as a parent...just be glad no one was there to catch the moment in in a picture.... NOW...How many parents have given their children Nyquil to shut their asses up????!!! C'mon...you know you have!!!!
(by the way...i'm not a parent)

poor brit..i dont know if this has been said already cos im too lazy to read all the posts, but i heard shes filed for divorce and this picture of her crying was taken after she broke up with k-fag. Cheer up Brit..aren't ya glad you got the pre-nup now?

What is it with raving lunatics posting on this site?
Sherry-co, did you forget to take your lithium this morning?

Tripping on jeans 6 inches to long while wearing 5 inch heels and carrying an infant does make you a negligent parent.

Awww, poor Britney. I actually feel sorry for her. =( Poor girl.

Poster #2 and all those who think she was all smiles....

Before you want to make a judment on her why dont you go to TMZ.com and watch the video you will see that the last photo of her smiling was just before her break down that pic should be first...after the waiters left was when she broke down!

My heart goes out to her.

I feel sorry for her that she almost dropped the baby.

It would be awful to be hounded by the paparazzi day and night.

Being five months pregnant is a loopy, emotional, hormone-driven state of being.

But that outift, that hair, that general air of unkempt hookerism...that just makes me want to give her a slap. Her bare butt crack seems to be touching that seat. Eueeeuuuwwww!!!!

Oh my God, sherry-co can not believe her own BS, can she? What the hell do you think Superficial means? Do you even read the website? Sitting at home, posting repeatedly on a website might be sad, everything in moderation and all, but there's something way sadder. Staying on a site and repeatedly posting to bash the posters on this site that you say are so sad. When they're doing exactly what this site's meant for. You're more pathetic than the users you bash on. Find a site more to your delusional liking, or try a new medication or something. I don't care if you drink yourself pissing unconscious on your alcoholic and prescription cocktail of choice, just stop the constant assault on logic, rationale and non-hypocritical behavior everywhere. What a f'ing headcase.

Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.

Now keep in mind I don't have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I'm about to say has undoubtably been said before.

Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they'd be at her knees and she'd just be sitting there in her underwear.

I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I'd be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.

I'm sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can't wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson's episode where Lisa dreams she's married to Millhouse. And she's fat. There's a rather funny and appropriate Simpson's qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.

YOINK!

Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.

Now keep in mind I don't have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I'm about to say has undoubtably been said before.

Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they'd be at her knees and she'd just be sitting there in her underwear.

I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I'd be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.

I'm sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can't wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson's episode where Lisa dreams she's married to Millhouse. And she's fat. There's a rather funny and appropriate Simpson's qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.

YOINK!

Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.

Now keep in mind I don't have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I'm about to say has undoubtably been said before.

Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they'd be at her knees and she'd just be sitting there in her underwear.

I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I'd be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.

I'm sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can't wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson's episode where Lisa dreams she's married to Millhouse. And she's fat. There's a rather funny and appropriate Simpson's qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.

YOINK!

Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.

Now keep in mind I don't have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I'm about to say has undoubtably been said before.

Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they'd be at her knees and she'd just be sitting there in her underwear.

I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I'd be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.

I'm sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can't wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson's episode where Lisa dreams she's married to Millhouse. And she's fat. There's a rather funny and appropriate Simpson's qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.

YOINK!

Please forgive the double post and spelling errors.

A thousand apologies.

*bows in hopes of forgiveness*

After further realization I realized I posted THREE times.

As a wise man once said "My bad."

Won't happen again.

Now in the interest of not spamming I'll stop talking.

i don't think she's a very good parent. or singer.

however; the second picture is absolutely beautiful. it looks like little sean is kissing her.

i feel bad that she's having a rough time. i mean, she's just a person. a young person. it may be weird that i say that considering i am a lot younger than her, but still.

&&i believe she loves that baby.

you will be surprised how many parents have dropped their kids and continue to do so. problem is that they don't do it under camera lights. really, having her baby on her lap was strange, but I can not imagine living as she does because my name, my life and my family are not a constant discussion like hers is. every step she takes is caught by some machine! just think about it: does it not sound strange that so many babies are dropped everyday and britney will forever be remembered for almost dropping her baby? give her a break and pray that you yourself never drop your baby. if you do, it is more likely than not that the cameras will not care about you or your baby!

paparazzis are nice people. but sometimes they forget their virtues about helping people even in times of emergency. nothing is more important to them than getting money thru photos of celebs. remember the case of princess diana. she could have been saved if paparazis opted for life to money. i pity celebs who want to be private at times. paparazzis should also bear in mind that celebs are humans too. to all paparazzis, please be considerate sometimes. please choose to help in times of emergency. you could have britney with her baby, rather that taking photos of her losing her balance. please note that i am not britney fan. i just sympathize her today. please look at both sides of life. try to imagine if you were in her situation. God bless us all!

paparazzis are nice people. but sometimes they forget their virtues about helping people even in times of emergency. nothing is more important to them than getting money thru photos of celebs. remember the case of princess diana. she could have been saved if paparazis opted for life to money. i pity celebs who want to be private at times. paparazzis should also bear in mind that celebs are humans too. to all paparazzis, please be considerate sometimes. please choose to help in times of emergency. you could have helped britney with her baby, rather that taking photos of her losing her balance. please note that i am not britney fan. i just sympathize with her today. please look at both sides of life. try to imagine if you were in her situation. God bless us all!

I agree with the people that say she brings this "bashing" on herself. If you come out of the house looking trashy (as she ALWAYS does)then you are asking for it! She is a great example of how money can't buy everything.. cuz in her case it can't buy common sense! I mean does she ever wash her hair!? Almost all pictures of her show nasty, greasy, dark roots. On a positive note* her kid is cute :)

I find it funny how lots of us really forgot how we grew up as kids. If you actually think back, if you are of the age 26+, you will remember tons of thing we did that was just plain stupid. 3/4 of our parents would be brought up on chages for mistreatment of us. But now a days its in vogue to make vague assumptions about what these dopes go through.

We buy their music, watch their movies, see their appearances as well as a slew of other things but some how turn around and hate them and somehow think these are our own thoughts. Tack on the non accountablity that most of us have on the internet and you have a recipe for primordial soup.

Is she a dope? Yes. is she a bad parent? None of us could possble know that. Do all of us enjoy this mean spirited sense of humor? Absolutely. We should be at least honst about getting a kick out of it than some how offering some sort of 1/2 assed Dr. Spock assestment of the situation that is fed to our by sites like these. Too many people take this shit seriously and don't enjoy it for what its worth, a Joke. With that said? How funny would it be if K-fed did a dance move only too hook the baby in the cheek.

I think everyone needs to leave Britney alone! I have a 1 year one little boy and I promise you, if someone followed me around all the freaking time, you see some of the same things happen!! She's freaking human! You can't tell me one person who hasn't almost fell with their kid in their hands!!! My mom fell with me when I was a child! SHE FELL!!!! Can you imagine what would have been said about her if someone followed her all the time!!! Leave her alone and go stalk someone else!!!!!!!

can anyone not be nice to her? good lord, maybe she does dress like she's loose, but come on, it's not like millions of other parents haven't dropped their kids and done stupid things with them! i sware the people on this site are so cynical and hypercritical..

Why do people care about what she does..people make mistakes and I am pretty sure she didnt fall on purpose...jeeze give her a break..if anyone knows having a child isnt a walk in the park. Also what she wearing doesnt make her a bad parent..
And for the people who are being mean..havent ever made a mistake in there like...wish i could be more like them!

Why do people care about what shes doing..if anyone on here has a kid they would know its no walk in the park I am sure she didnt try and almost fall on purpose...

Why do people care about what shes doing..if anyone on here has a kid they would know its no walk in the park I am sure she didnt try and almost fall on purpose...

id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move--she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.

id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move--she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.

Id prolly be the same way if people were watchiing my every move and worrying what i was doing...gosh get off her back!

id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move--she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.

FIRST OF ALL, THE BITCH NEVER HAD ANY CLUE ON HOW TO DRESS WELL. SO WHY IS EVERYONE SOOOO SUPRISED THAT SHE CAN'T DRESS NOW???

I DO THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL BADLY FOR HER THOUGH, SHE CAN'T SEEM TO GET THINGS IN ORDER. EVER SINCE HER AND TIMBERLAKE SPLIT, IT'S LIKE SHE TURNED IN TO SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE "PARTY GIRL" MEETS "EIGHT MILE". I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY THAT I SAW A PICTURE OF BRITNEY'S NEW MAN (K-FAG) FOR THE FIRST TIME. I WANTED TO DIE LAUGHING. YOU SEE, I'VE ALWAYS HATED THE BITCH. SO WHEN SHE WENT FROM BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLD BEING TO ON TOP OF THE UGLIEST MAN ALIVE, I WAS THANKING THE TABLOID GODS! BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE THIS ABOMBINATION CONTINUES, THE WORSE I FEEL ABOUT WISHING BADLY FOR HER.

I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. IF YOU WERE THE #1 SELLING FEMALE ARTIST THAT EVERYONE KNEW AND LOVED EVEN AFTER BLOSSOMING INTO A SUPER SEX SYMBOL. AND YOU WERE DATING THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE HOTTEST BOY BAND OUT AT THE TIME. YOU HAD BILLIONS AND THE CASH JUST SEEMED TO KEEP ROLLING IN WITH NO STOPPING POINT IN SIGHT....
AND THEN IT HAPPENS! YOU GET A LITTLE TOO COCKY OF YOURSELF, CHEAT ON YOUR MAN, AND HE DITCHES YOU. THEN HE MAKES IT PUBLIC THROUGH A BEST SELLING ALBUM (CRY ME A RIVER). HE HOOKS UP WITH AN OLDER AND SEXIER LEADING LADY (CAMERON) AND SEEMS TO HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU. SO YOU GET A LITTLE DRUNK AND HAUL ASS TO VEGAS WITH SOME HOME TOWN FRIENDS. IN THE MIDDLE OF MASKING YOUR BREAKDOWN YOU MARRY IN THE DRIVE-THRU OUT OF DESPERATION. YOU MAKE A COMPLETE ASS OF YOURSELF INFRONT OF AMERICA AND YOUR RECORD/MERCHANDISE SALES PLUMMIT. A FEW MONTHS LATER YOU SNATCH UP THE FIRST LOSER THAT SHOWS INTEREST, IN FEAR THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN. YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HIS KID AND PREGNANT OLD-LADY AT HOME. HE CONVINCES YOU THAT WEARING CORN ROWS IN WHITE FOLKS HAIR IS COOL. AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE HIM, YOU'LL BUY HIM CARS, CLOTHES, AND ANYTHING ELSE HE WANTS. AND IF YOU WANT TO SHOW HIM THAT YOU MEAN "FOREVER" YOU'LL PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT WHILE HE FUCKS AROUND IN THE STUDIO PRETENDING TO BE EMINEM. YOU'LL LET HIM RUN YOU IN THE GROUND AND MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOURSELF AND DISAPPOINT YOUR FANS. THEN THE BIG DAY COMES WHEN YOU FIND OUT NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE SUPPORTING TWO KIDS OF HIS THAT AIN'T YOURS, YOU'LL BE SUPPORTING A THIRD BECAUSE HE KNOCKED YOU UP. YOU START GAINING THE WEIGHT AND LOSING THE SEX APPEAL WHILE HE'S BEING PHOTOGRAPHED AROUND THE COUNTRY CLUBBIN IT UP AND SNUGGLIN UP WITH SOME OF THE SKANKIEST "IS THAT A CHICK OR DUDE" PEOPLE. YOU KICK HIM OUT, YOU BRING HIM HOME, YOU KICK HIM OUT, YOU BRING HIM HOME... THEN THE KID COMES, YOU SPEND NIGHTS CRYING AND WONDERING WHY YOUR BODY ISN'T LIKE ALL THE OTHER CELEBRITY MOM BODY'S THAT DO THAT RUBBERBAND EFFECT AFTER HAVING A KID. YOU CATCH HELL FROM THE MEDIA FOR THAT, TOO. YOU CONSIDER HAVING SOME NIP TUCK DONE TO MAKE YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT HAD TO BE PUT ON HOLD. THAT BASTARD KNOCKED YOU UP AGAIN! BUT THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO, IF YOU WEREN'T GIVING IT UP TO HIM AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY COULD, HE'D BE GETTING IT FROM ELSE-WHERE. AND EVEN WITH ALL THE NANNIES, BODY GUARDS AND YOUR MAMA IN TOW, YOU MAKE A FEW RETARD MISTAKES (SOME FORGIVABLE - SOME NOT SO MUCH) THAT MILLIONS OF OTHER MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD MAKE DAILY, WHILE RAISING YOUR KID. BUT YOURS ARE THE ONES THAT GET SCRUTINIZED AND JUDGED BECAUSE SINCE YOUR LIFE FELL TO PIECES, YOU'VE WENT FROM POP PRINCESS TO QUEEN OF THE DOUBLE-WIDE.

KEEP DOGGIN BRITNEY OUT IF YOU MUST BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS BETTER THAN ME THAT SHE DID IT TO HERSELF. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVERYONE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ON THE SITUATION. SOMEDAY, ALL STARS FALL OUT OF THE SKY.

weel said 272... absolutely agree on it...

o sea loco, vamos a decir la posta aca... la pendeja esta se volvio un desastre atomico, no entiende nada de la vida... es una boluda con dos dedos de frente y sabe que la vida se le acabo... ya esta... fuiste negra del condombe...admitilo... no sos nadie... no creo ni que puedas hacer un comeback from this...

Llora pelotuda... por hacerte la southern mom... pero no rompas las bolas si te casaste con un looser que se rasca los huevos todos los dias... jodete si lo cogiste y ahora estas preñada de nuevo... llora, porque sos un tarada que se penso que iba a poder hacer todo... no, porque sos una boluda... que no puede hacer two thing at a time... de lastima el baby... por tener una vieja tan infradotada...

SASSY OUT!

if u did not understand... get and argentinian dicctionary... I was too upset to comment in english...

Okay I am a young mother as well. I am 23 my daughter is a year and a half.
She is desgusting, I would never dress like that with my pink ass thong hanging out like a whore.
I
dont
care
who
you
are
HAVE SOME CLASS. When her kid sees these pix later in life....how embarasing!!
Plus no one wants to see that nasty s*** especialy when you are pregnant...EVER HEARD OF PEA IN THE POD???? Classy pregnant clothing...
oh
one
more
thing....
I would have dropped my cup in a sec...without thinking...to save my daughter...obviously she has no motherly instict what soever