May 29 2006Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give birth to Shiloh

Aha first ya Tom Cruise/celebrity worshippers!
Now pay homage to the king and queen of Namibia.

They just bought the coutnry and are expelling the people for their daughter.

Yeah #1! The baby that will take over the world

Damn you #1!

shit, superfish guy, it took you long enough. the superficial is no fun anymore, because the posts are so few and far between. muy depressing...

Did she have it in a hut? All hail the slut in the hut!

http://www.betterthanyou.org

i wonder what it looks like.....

Isn't Shiloh a famous Civil War battlefield in Tennessee? It makes perfect sense because, you know, love is a battlefield.

Oh and I guess the Nouvel goes with the Jolie? New pretty, sort of?

I have to wonder what is missing in my life that I have been obsessively checking the Superficial to find out about the birth of this baby. And now that it's here I'm still not fulfilled. Sigh.

I thought they'd name her 'Jennifer'.

Finally, the long-awaited Pitt-Jolie baby has arrived. Can we shut up about them now?

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

another religious celebrity baby name? awesome! if you want to know more about what it means, check it out here:
http://celebreligion.com

Given BP's affinity for architecture I'm guessing he named her after French architect Jean Nouvel.

Whatever happened to normal names like Bob or Audio Science?

12th! Yes!

Will everyone please quit ragging on the poor SF guy. Isn't he allowed to have a weekend off? Who gives a flying rat fuck if he didn't post something we've all know for a couple of days?

Oooh! Brangelina had a baby named for beagle. Oooh! I must comment on this or my life won't be complete.

Sorry, to rag, but it's not a holiday in Canada and I guess I'm pissed about that.

6 it looks like Yoda, all babies do. Give it a few months to develop its giant lips and pockmarks.

This is beyond lame, next please.

*I'm top 20. Hurrah for me.

Wait, it's a girl? I thought the name was cruel and stupid when it was for a boy, but if Baby Jolie-Pitt is a girl named Shilo....she'll never take over the world :-(

Thought that Namibian guy was gonna name it. Find it hard to believe he came up with Shiloh.

"Hey, thanks for all the help, we want you to name the baby."

"How about click-tock-tick-tick-click?"

"Ummmmmm. Sure. Well, thanks again, we'll see you tomorrow? Bye!"

"Shiloh?"

"Yeah, Shiloh."

It's probably pronounced like Sheila in the African or French or whatever kind of dialect the Jolie-Pitts are faking these days. And it's probably black. Since it is African and everything.

All hail the newborn Queen of the Superhumans!

All of us 'disgusting uglies' bow down before your radiant magnificense!

May you allow our repulsive, unworthy eyeballs to behold your shining beauty!

We exist only to show, by contrast, the true majesty of your perfection!

Bow low to the Shiloh!

Behold, SHE has come!

The supreme being has been born.
Her name is Leeloo Dallas Multipass.

(sorry, i made this joke in the previous post)

M@ce, does that mean you've changed your mind about the hermaphrodite fucking itself til it disappears up its own asshole?

Because I really liked that theory...

a girl? another? either way, I'm pretty happy for em. that's nice. but Shiloh? wtf.

I like the name Shiloh actually...

I don't know where Nouvel came from though...

and seriously. Celebrities wonder why they aren't treated like normal people. Normal people don't fly themselves to a foreign country just to give their childbirth a bit of culture.

We need another Tom Cruise story.

I just got lucky and checked into the site, but as for the slut of the mud, yeah in your face.

Now it's time for the Africans in Namibia to circle around their hut and do a pagan dance. Then they must be frogged march out of the country.

Coz Angie is one crazy biyatch, yes she has some heart except for Greek girls who have plastic surgery on their noses.

Then she is positively, absolutely showing no biyatch mercy.

This is my first post... I just wanted to point out the fact that Jolie and Pitt are supposidly both buddhist but named their daughter a hebrew name... they are both too fake to me.

Yes, Shiloh is a famous battle from the Civil War:

http://www.civilwarhome.com/shilohdescription.htm

Angie wants her daughter to grow up and become a pagan war princess who slashes the throats of overrated TV actresses of Greek origin with nose surgery named Jen.

Now all there is left for baby to be a REAL African is to be circumcised! I wonder if they have the standard time frame as the rest of the world...1 to 3 days after birth.

I just pray she grows up to be ugly. Like in a weird twist of fate she actually gets Brad's lips and Angelina's mole. And Jennifer Aniston's square face. It could happen.

I like the headline, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie give birth..."

Was Brad lying there, looking like a beached whale and in so much pain that he was threatening to rip the 'nads of anyone that came within reach? Somehow I doubt it.
Because you just know that Angelina refused drugs (if they were even available) because she wanted to go as 'native' as possible.

Between that thought, and the female circumcision post up there, I'm feeling a tad nauseous. And crossing my legs very tightly...

Even though I'm partial to team Jolie, that "name" is fuckawful. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NORMAL!!!

Bill, Anne, Elizabeth, Barbado, Lucy, Slim etc...

Im happy for them. Shiloh its a weird name, its not commun of course but doesnt sounds bad for me. I love it. :) She gonna be a ''femme fatale'' like her mother I'm sure :)

*off

#30, As long as that kid's last name is Jolie-Pitt, nothing will be normal about her. In this case, bizarre is the new normal.

Brangelina have redefined the word.

btw, the name Shiloh it's means « the peaceful one » if we refers to the Bible.

btw, the name Shiloh it's means « the peaceful one » if we refers to the Bible.

sheva, you have something against greek girls?

Not a lot of people know this, but Neil Diamond was there for the birth.

Apparently, he serenaded the child and they decided to honor him by naming her after one his stellar hits, "Shilo".

Thus, Neil began to play guitar singing...

Shilo, when I was young
I used to call your name
When no one else would come
Shilo, you always came
And you'd stay

Shiloh is a pretty sounding name. But then again, so is Lassie.

Apparently, Angelina planned her C-Section due to the fact that she had herpes.

Brad contracted herpes from her and that's how Jen-Jen found out.

Also in the club for planned C-sections due to Herpes is....drum roll...please..

Jennifer Garner, Madonna and our Beloved Katie ("Kate) Holmes.

This poor kid is NEVER going to match any of his parents looks. Angelina's is exotic looking but her features only work for her, Brad is admittedly some kind of freak of nature and the same applies.
So what you have is what genetic scientists call the "Baldwin Effect", which is what happens when you have several family members with similar physical features. You have one who is well put together while ,the others, are are just bizarre looking. (see Patrick Swayze's brother for another clear example)
So, the kid's gonna be freaky looking, and I just hope that God, gives me the longevity, health and strength to be here years from now, mercilessly making fun of her hideousness.

Evangelia - to quickly answer your question.

No, I have nothing against Greek girls except that I love European women and they happen to fit that especially in the neighborhood in New York I used to live in. I never did see "that" Jennifer there.

But "that" Jen is the type that changed her Greek name and nose as I understand from her earlier confession.

My ridicule is for her, Brangelina and Lamda Lamda Lamda, the gay, lame bannana.

@14. "it looks like Yoda, all babies do."

Remember the old Jon Lovitz SNL routine where his character claimed to be responsible for the relative lack of genetic diversity in China? I never used to think that was funny before, ...

look here, it says what her name means (and yes, it does mean Messiah)
http://celebreligion.com

All hail, the AntiChrist has been born.

Corroboration on that 'messiah' thing: http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=shiloh

#20
"The supreme being has been born."
"Her name is Leeloo Dallas Multipass"

funnily enough...
you may not be so wrong :)

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/herbiefrog/angelinauuh.jpg

I read somewhere that some European countries will NOT let you register the name of your child if it's silly, idiotic, grammatically incorrect.

#47
some people never got the distinction
between

government for the people
and
government of the people

Brangelina may indeed have a messianic complex, ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiloh_(Biblical)

"'Shiloh' also refers to a person and is by Christians generally understood as denoting the Messiah, 'the peaceful one,' as the word signifies."

My munchkins' Gaelic names get more than a little attention, but "Shiloh" seems a bit pretentious, ...

Who else finds it funny that Shiloh is the name of Vince Vaughn's invisible friend in Wedding Crashers? Already the Six Degrees of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt...

they should have called her brangelina!

http://www.playpacman.net

#47, BarbadoSlim, you're correct. Here in Finland the law states that a child 1) may only have three first names, 2) the meaning of the name may not be inappropriate, 3) you can't give a girl's name to a boy or a boy's name to a girl, 4) the name cannot be grammatically inappropriate, 5) you can't give a last name as the first name and 6) you can't give the same first name (calling name) to more than one of your children.

With that being said, I find it strange that the names Sisko (=sister) and Veli (=brother) are accepted and even relatively common among middle aged or older people. Imagine calling you wife Sister or your husband Brother..?

@47. France still applies Napoleonic law that legally restricts the parents' choice of baby names. They also banned several thousand foreign words, like "bulldozer", ...

http://parenting.aol.com/parenting/onlyonaol/pregnancy/tools/babynamer/categories/0,19973,633273,00.html

Bart Simpson appropriately calls the French "cheese-eating surrender monkeys", but it's safe to say that no one is named after a beagle either.

#47...That very well may be, but most advanced governments be they democratic or socialist exercise the power of regulation. Especially if it pertains to child welfare, and this IS a child welfare issue. And if you don't think so, just wait 'til "Pilot Inspektor" has to fill out his college application.

The state is the one that registers your fucking kid and it's sound policy to not to have clowns coming and wanting to register their kid with names like Giant Butthole.

You wanna be an idiot, then it's simple, don't register you kid. Live Free!!

that was addressed to #47

@52. If it wasn't illegal in all 50 states, Angelina may well have called her husband "brother."

@52 thanks for clearing that up, I was pretty sure it was either Holland or Finland so I didn't post the country 'cause I knew one of you would know :)

@53 hahahaha that was good, and I agree with that policy.

Name Shmame...
where I live, there are oodles of crazies that name their kids Rain or Journey, all sorts of "unique" names... Shiloh would be considered somewhat normal. I actually know a kid named Apple, and she is a year older than Gwyneth's...

I'd like to know the reason she elected to have a C-Section. Why cut yourself when your twat can do the job? My pussy did it twice, and is just as fabulous as ever....

@56 OUCH!!....when I see that footage of her making out with her brother it gives me the creeps. And I also feel ...kind, of... weird.

#47 and 53 -
apparently, napoleon set up that law because so many people made fun of his name when he was a kid. oddly prophetic, no?

I can't help but remember that book about the dog, I think it was a beagle (which are the DUMBEST dogs alive, and the most annoying). Why would you name your kid after a freakin beagle? I guess it could be worse, at least it's fairly decent, unlike "Youngjeezyia Scrappanisha" or "Jermajesty". Whatever. I. for one, welcome my new overlords, and as a reporter, I can be helpful in rounding up poeople to work in their underground sugar caves.

@58 Yeah, but you don't have herpes Krys!

Sorry Yoda, I didn't mean to insult you.

Angie had a c-section in order not to disturb the herpes that she shares with only Brad and various African lesbians.

She had a c-section? Dammit... that's what I get when I don't research things.

58--I agree. I think there's something really screwed up about opting for a c-section. Why the hell would you undergo surgery when your own body could hand it just fine? Obviously there are cases where c-sections are indicated, but just to decide to have one? Fucking stupid.

Regular childbirth is much faster to recover from than a c-section.

And yes, the puss snaps right back into shape.

Shiloh is the name of my parent's dog. It's also a city in Tennessee - the dog's a Tennessee Tree Walker and when we got it we looked on a map to name it after a city there. I think it's actually kind of pretty, and I've seen it in baby name books before as a girl's name. So while not common, it's not unheard of, either.

if gwyneth's baby had been born in france, they probably would not have allowed her to register the name "apple". fruit names are specifically outlawed.
on an interesting sidenote, the name "mohammed" has now officially surpassed "jean" and "jacques" to become the most popular baby boy name in france.

#65.. that should be *handle

Must remember to proofread...

I don't even care about this baby anymore. I'm pissed because I had to march in a 7 mile parade lugging water in a wheelie cooler for Koren veterans and they STILL fucking fainted.

58-

If I was to ever have a kid (which i won't) I would have a C-section, the "natural" way seems too gross, messy, long and painful. Why not let them just cut you open and pull it out, it sure seems to beat days and days of pushing with the doctors refusing to keep you doped up to the max. It didn't stretch your cunt out to have your kids the natural way?

I've been Shiloh in Israel.
It is a beautiful town in the West Bank.
Although, I don't know why someone would name their child Shiloh.

@52 & 53-

Good for those countries, too bad we don't do that here. It IS a form of child abuse to give your kids retarded ass names like "Audio Science" and "Pilot Inspektor". Those kids will be tormented every day in school, and can you imagine little Pilot Inspektor becoming President, or a CEO? Nobody would take them seriously, their parents are limiting their futures, which is just wrong and unfair to those poor kids. If YOU like the name "Apple" so much, by all means rename yourself that, but don't foist it off on a helpless child. Jesus Christ.

yoda, what are your kids' names?

@72...it occurs to me that if people use common sense a law is not necessary. How do you make people use common sense: PUBLIC RICULE.

This silliness would come to an end if the press really tore celebutards a new one when they pulled these stunts. But the way things are now the celeb press has turned this idiocy into the uber cool thing to do once celebrities get their new accesory.

#72, tsarinaamanda, if these kids with idiotic names are smart enough, they'll probably change their names into something normal and decent just as soon as they can.

It's a good thing Britney gave her son a decent name - what with poor Sean Preston getting head injuries on a regular basis.

why the FUCK is the middle name "nouvel"?? "new" is going to get stale, especially when she's 30+. at least they got the correct female form. and shiloh....the beagle...ugh.

anyway, can't wait to see brad's tattoos.

Apparently Photographers entering the country must have a letter from the Jolie Pitts, giving them permision to take pics of the baby!

I just wished I was a little fly on Jennifer Aniston's wall and watch her cuss and cry her eyeballs out....then Big fat Vince Vaughn spots me and rolls up a magazine and swats my fly ass off the wall...then that would just suck....I would just like to see Jennifer Aniston...sob...that would be so sweet.....
"OOooohhh BRrrrraaaadddd...I will have your babyyyyyyyy......" and watching Big Fat Vince scratch his stupid head...thinking "what the faaaa......."

Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 29, 2006 01:46 PM

The supreme being has been born.
Her name is Leeloo Dallas Multipass.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good name I used to use it on my fake I.D.

If this child turns out to be anything like her mother, it won't be long before she's known as Shi-Ho.

I'm so happy for them
like i couldnt wait anylonger until that baby was born, it like took forever
but anyways AWESOME.

#70 - tsarinaamanda
Normally I enjoy being a cunty sarcastic bitch, but I'll let it go just today, to let you know natural childbirth is not that fucking bad. Yah, it hurts, yah there's blood, but the recovery time for that compared to major abdominal surgery is waaaaay shorter. Also, there is the power trip one gets as well. I had both babies naturally, no drugs, and I would do it again, the same way.

That being said, Angelina's snatch has been stretched so many times, a baby coming through it wouldn't have made a difference.

snatch is a cool fucking word.

snatch.

snatch.

yeah, it's my word of the day today.

A written letter of permission to enter the country and take pictures of their baby?
Pffff.
I think it would be great if everybody was like "Meh, we don't care anymore about you two and your stupid baby."

A couple of years ago I heard a rumour about going through a pregnancy in the celeb style. Apparently Victoria Beckham, for one, was very much into the whole thing. At first you have your implants removed because pregnancy makes your boobs grow and they don't want the skin to stretch. Then, to avoid the mother-to-be from getting too big/fat/uncomfortable/whatever, the baby is delivered via C-section about a month before the due date. The baby is whisked away and the new mother remains on the operating table and has a tummy tuck, lipo of the thighs and butt as well as new implants.

I though the rumour was ridiculous, but so many celebs seem to be having their babies via C-section these days and – with a few exception like Britney and Katie – they seem to snap right back to their pre-pregnancy size. So who knows?

I just wanna say that I find most of the coments I read hilarious; people like #12, 15, 17 and 20 are at the same level of the hilarious author of the original posts. You make me laugh, thanks :D see ya

Sorry, I forgot to mention, but #18 is the most hilarious...lolol ;)

Agree with # 4 .. this site rocked...but know it's just dooo dooo ... what does it take half a week to get post up in here...make some up if your contacts aren't as good as that big fat guys that latches on to Paris..

Well I for one, am EXTREMELY happy for them. I think Shiloh Nouvel is a pretty and exotic-sounding name that will definitely fit her. I have been waiting for this baby to be born for soooo long!

Oh yeah, has anyone thought about how a few weeks ago Angie said she was not quite 8 months and now the baby is born? lol Anyway I wish nothing but happiness for their beautiful family. AND i'm waiting anxiously for the pics!

Snatch is a cool word. And a cool thing. And natural childbirth isn't so bad from a man's perspective as long as the woman remembers to do Kegels.

And what the hell is up with female circumcision? More like clitoral amputation. Even if I was a selfish sexual bastard, I'd still want the woman to thrash around, make weird noises, and get off, otherwise, you might as well retire to the bathroom with a bottle of lotion.

Freaky ass culture.

Yeah... so... the (witch?) doctor got to see Angelina's super-stretched tang. Niiiice.

Shiloh Nouvel is actually a name derivative of the American Hopi Indian. It means she of cratered face and beestung lip.

So she's named first for her father who has ravine crevices in his face and Anglina's favorite actress: Barbara Hershey, the latter of collagen lip injection fame.

Actually a nice name for a little girl if it wasn't also the name of a very bloody civil war battle.

I was hoping for Shemp, cause it's good for a boy or girl.

Ah, yes, I can see the rehab lineup now......Suri, Rocco, Prince Michael One and Two, Paris, Tallulah, Scout, and the Momma Bear, Francis Bean.
Lourdes will be Shiloh's sponsor, then they will hit rock bottom and decide to write children's books.

Man, I am happy so many of these morons are having kids.....in twenty years a seventy year old Oprah will have a "tell all" book weekly extravaganza......

I've fucked plenty of chicks in the cunt, and it's pretty darn special, I must say.

But I only ever fucked one chick in the snatch, and it blew my fucking mind.

Do you think what I just wrote would be bad enough to get me reported by Edna? (if she was still alive, that is).

Remember the time when babies were named Anne, Marie, Thomas, Charles and something liek that...? I miss those times.

Jim, that comment isn't going to do it. Now if you had said you had fucked a chick in the gunt then maybe.

Cuz if there's one thing Edna knows it's that roll of fat above the snatch. And she'd hate you for thinking of violating it.

She knows it's only for gluttony and not to be violated by any man.

Like the thing they hold wheat in?

They are both white.. named Brad and Angelina and they name their baby somethings stupid like that? That's pretty ridiculous.

96--I sacrificed Edna on a stone altar to Satan, to make up for the fact that the Victoria whatsherface thread ain't getting to 666.

As for the theoretical 'stretched snatch' phenomena... I've had three kids and can still make a guy come just by flexing those internal muscles. I've never had a complaint.

They are so stupid! They should have named the baby Arm.
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Or Peach, if it was a girl.

I didn't read #'s 99, 100, or 102. Did anyone else?

Okay, who's turn was it to keep an eye on lameass Lamda bananas?

Put him back up Tom Cruise's arse will ya?

Angelina turned Brad weird. And have you seen her adopted babies? They aren't going to look ANYTHING like the new baby!

At least the new baby's gonna be a looker.

Ari, you are a rarity. I had a girlfriend who would get so excited she'd do it but it was completely involuntary.

Once I found out she couldn't do it on order, I left.

She's marginally pretty.. I mean, those lips are kinda annoying and she wasn't pretty at the beginning of her career...

And Brad's a handsome guy... I think...

So it makes sense that the baby would be good-looking... wouldn't it?

Lol, I've had like 300 comments on this, I think I should jsut wait and do them all at once! Just one more...

have you noticed he ALWAYS looks like who he's dating? http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/juliette-gwen-jen-and-jolie/20060130132509990001

We can wait and see if there's a secret Civil War Buff in Mr. Pitt, the pride of Missouri (even though, I know, he was actually born in Oklahoma). If Mange-alina has twins next time around and they name them First Manassas and Second Manassas then it's a given. Although Chancellorsville and Chickamauga would be a nice pair of names too for twins - if you're a complete f***ing loon who willingly has babies at the edge of the Kalahari Desert in a rathole of a country. I don't know which the Namibians think is worse: that the national life expectancy went up when up when those two got off the plane at Windhoek, or that the national IQ went down.

And now with his pregnant girlfriend Angelina Jolie, the pin-up guy has dyed his hair black. But hair is just the beginning. He wears her colors, shares her styles. She flies a plane. Now he does. She's a world peace ambassador. Ditto Brad

# 103 and 104

Why are you obsessed over me?

I've got a good friend named Shiloh.

I also didn't read #'s 105, 107, 108, 110, and 111.

I'm sure I didn't miss anything.

113-- Didn't read that either... I was busy doing my Kegels.

I'm so getting some gunt tonight.

I know I didn't read any of that horse-puckey. I was imagining going down on BigJim in the kayak, without tipping it over....

Gotta Getta Gunt.

And Ari, write a book. You could change the world and men would worship you.

How about Better Living Through Beaver? That's gotta nice ring to it.

Hey BigJim (#103),

I haven't read 99, 100, 102, 105, 107, 108, 110, or 111. Didn't have to read them to know that anyone who posts that much that consecutively is a giant douche who is grossly mistaken about how other people value what they have to say.

Am still hoping that Mother Theresa (previous thread) gets her wish....

Ditto on the non-read

To quote Shakespeare:

"Goeth awayeth fruiteth most foul, thou sucketh too much..."

76--

Nope. That is not the correct feminine form of the word. That would be "nouvelle." Actually, "nouvel" is the masculine form IF/WHEN it is before a word that begins with a vowel or an unaspirated "h" (i.e. "homme").

Par exemple: "C'est le nouvel arrivage"
http://www.wordreference.com/fren/nouvel

...Just sayin'.

116--Funny, I was imagining doing my kegels around bigjim...in the kayak... without tipping it over.

Yesssss, thank you Ella, for getting my joke...I was feeling oh so lonely.

Angie strikes me as a bit animalistic. I'm thoroughly surprised that she didn't have the baby a la natural, using her teeth to bite through the umbilical cord, eating the afterbirth, and devouring Brad for a quick snack, but only after she had voracious sex with him in her gaping snatch. Ew, I think I threw up in my mouth a litle.

*little*

holy wow. this makes me want to watch the movie shiloh. memories of 6th grade. that movie made me cry

whoever posted the pacman site is my new love
i have been playing pacman for an hour

Big Jim; it'sobvious to anyone who has any amount of intelligence that you did read Lambananas posts. So W (why) TF even bother to "comment" as if you hadn't? Lambananas is either a 12 year old or spends his/her time reading the National Enquirer, Star, or even PEOPLE and bases her/his comments on whatever they perceive/understand from these news sources.
Krysdlee you stupid white trash cunt, thank you for confirming the fact that you really are a cunt. You've got absolutely no class WHATSOEVER. You must be some kind of obese, whie trash, unkempt, bitter bitch because you sure as hell sound like that-wannabee-something-or-other.
BradPitt and AngelinaJolie are hot. But who the fuck cares
and whose business is it anyway, if their child is named Shiloh, Sheila, Nouvel, or whatever the fuck their parents'
fancy hit them? More than 20 years ago Johnny Cash sang about some poor SOB whose misfortune it was to be named, Sue.

124.. I had the same thoughts about her.

The only time a banana is funny is when it's doing Peanut Butter Jelly Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFH0WiZ7ghs

well, minus the gaping snatch bit.

Ah ha ha ha, eva86, so sorry that you missed the picture of krisdylee. Guess you weren't around for that.

BigJim, do you think this could be the hydra I was speaking about?

krisdylee= hot snatch

all hail the bastard child of 2 of the most overblown idiots to ever breath air

Feed_Me_Chocolate, sorry I missed that too. Must've been
one hell of a pic posted from some hard core porno website that she found "deserved" a photo of her

Ari = snapping gyro

136

That was sarcasm. We were exchanging pictures, and krisdylee is none of the things you accuse her of, except maybe the bitch part, and she'll admit to that, won't you sweetheart?

And as far as the deal about the name, we don't really care what they name their bastard spawn, as long as we're free to make fun of it, which, thanks to the men and women who died preserving that freedom, we heartily do. So exercise your freedom people, and make fun of Shiloh! Woohoo!

Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses their eye. So, in the immortal words of Franky Goes to Hollywood,

Relax.

137, what can I say? I considered it physical therapy after childbirth. I took it very seriously. Fortunately for me, past partners have been very..ehh.. supportive of my efforts to maintain muscle tone. They were so selfless...

The mother of "the messiah" :

http://heather.radiofree.com/cgi-bin/dynamic/ThrowingCandy-jolie?picture=11

Nothing like a good hard squeeze on the backstroke.

SHILOH!, good lord they named their DAUGHTER after the CIVIL WAR battle. Sure the name is Hebrew for PEACE, but she must be so ignorant of history that this was the name of one of the bloodiest battles of the American Civil War. A battle that had 23,000 combines casaulties.

How about naming a son Antietam.

Lord Xenu,

Sooo...

How's Tom?

All I can do is sit in utter awe at the power, the glory that is the beauty of pelvic maintenance and power.

I salute you Ari on the upstroke, the downstroke, the sidestroke, the backstroke, the breaststoke and whatever else suits your fancy.

If we had more women like this in America, we'd have a lot less divorce.

Hmm wonder if Angelina does those exercises. Obviously no one told poor Jen.

140

She looks like Wednesday in that picture. An incestuous Wednesday, to clarify.

Quick! Someone click on the link in my name to get me out of "666 views"! doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo...

Sheva-- I AM divorced. Thank god...

Shit, Angelina didn't "opt" to have a c-section, it was mandatory. The baby, regardless of gender, was thinking. It's like "I am in Angelina Jolies PUSSY. It will never get better than this, until the day I die. There is no fucking way I'm leaving this thing, especially head first. No Sir."

I hear, from my impeccable sources, that she was chopped open, but it took a platoon of Marines and a D-9 Cat to get the kid outta there.

That's a nice site you've got there Chocolate. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any pictures of you wearing the slave girl costume from Return of the Jedi, would ya?

I'm ...ah, collecting such pictures from as many sources, as I can, for a err.. *cough cough* term paper on the Impact of Princess Leia on Contemporary Feminism....yeah.

No, but I do have some of sweetcheeks in that slave girl costume...she asked for them 'specially.

B-slim

Send me an email, you will regret it forever in a few days, mwaaahaaaahaaaa!

theincredibletrannygranny@yahoo.com

First off, when I ask it to keep me logged in for two weeks, why does it only keep me logged in for the one blog visit?

Now about "Shiloh" ...You guys are reading wayyyy to much into this name selection.

Do you know how many baby names refer to God?!?! Are you insane?!

Michael means "who is like God" and do know how many people are named Michael?! Jonathon means "gift of God" and do you know how many Johns there are?! Zachary is "renowned by God" .. This could go on and on!!

Google 'baby name meanings' and you're lucky if 50% of the names that come up AREN'T referring to being chosen, blessed, liked, renowned, the light of, a soldier for, or a gift of GOD.

Zahara is Arabic for "shining, luminous"
Maddox means "son of the Lord" <--see? another 1

I think they just picked names they liked and thought sounded beautiful, like most people. I think the names are uncommon and pleasant...certainly better than shit like "Apple."

I think Shiloh Nouvel is a beautiful-sounding name, in any language, but that's just my personal taste.

PS Wouldn't it be weird if she ended up being really ugly?

Hahahahhaha all hot girls should have their picture taken in a slave girl costume, hehehehe.

no, seriously.

And Tranny I'm looking forward to it, I'm already in therapy.

@145. I love the way the British say "Wednesday", ...

hmmm.... should I respond to eva86?

Should I try subtle sarcasm, like "eva86, I am REALLY sorry that you find me offensive. I was just trying to have a bit of naughty fun... Please accept my apology by sucking on my clit..." ????

or.... outright rudeness "eva86, do yourself a favor and bathe in some bleach, cuz I can smell your nasty, slimy twat from here..." ????

or should I ignore the troll?

Decisions, decisions....

While I decide, I'll finger myself, fantasizing about Tranny, BigJim, sweetcheeks, Feed_Me, and Cruising, the web's hottest fuckers around.

Oh, and thanks for pointing out the W in WTF means what.. if it weren't for you eva86, well, goshdarn it.... we'd never know what it meant.

PS,
I pooped this morning, and it looked alot like an "86"... coincidence? I think not.

Love krisdylee

SO!! Did a wee bit o' research... Found that does not only the name 'Shiloh' remind me of dogs, but also could translate into the meaning 'The Messiah.' Nouvel of course, we all know means 'New'.

Good lord (Tee hee! No pun intended)... Where does Angie get off with naming that poor kid 'The New Messiah'?! lol

Oh, and I used to call my little brother 'Snatch'. It was his nickname. My mom was NOT thrilled.

Kris;

Are we at the stage where I can openly stare at your cunt, or do I still have to pretend I'm admiring the cut of your jeans? Cause that shit was funny.

Barbado, I have a special pic for you I just whipped up, give me your email.

Showgirl; Is that a Morgan?

shallow pitt

Tranny, honesty is ALWAYS the best policy...

stare away...

xoxox

A BC girl... hello, Showgrrl....

161 155 Oh yah, oh ya, 2 tongues, one province...*in best wwf voice* Who will be the....WIN-NER

tongue-a-pa-looza, 06

her bio says straight...
mine says BI...... as in Bi-Bi cock, HELLO juicy southern smile....

In other news;

AP; Angelina Jolie Is A Selfless Goddess!

Humanitarian needs are being fulfilled in deepest, blackest Africa. In an astonishing show of selflessness, famed actress and world-renowned sexual oddity, Angelina Jolie, has given her baby to feed the nation of Namibia. Her new adopted homeland has had issues of starvation over the course of the last several hundred years, and in a surprise move, A.J. has baked her child in a delicious orange-honey-clove sauce to feed the needy. The woman of the hour has been quoted by reputable souces as saying "I've adopted so many adorable little Humane Society mutts, what else could I do but feed my genetics to the needy?" A Nobel Peace Prize is surely in the works.

check your email, Tranny, you sick motherfucker....

Once, after the whole "Brad, Jen, Angelina" thing blew up in our faces, I heard that 42% of married women would cheat on their husbands with Brad Pitt... while 67% of married women would cheat on their husbands with Angelina Jolie.... Ironically, Jen wasn't even a factor in this survey...

barbadoslim69@yahoo.com

there ya go, only one thing:

NO GOAT PORN!

I hate goats.

Well isn't it obvious? Brad is secretly in love with Neil Diamond.

Dude,

you are so asking for goat porn. Lucky for you I'm not that kind of a sick fuck. I have cow,dog,salamander, worm and, of course virus porn, but what kind of a reclusive air-jacker is into goats...what? yo, Bets, I'm on the net! Stop baa-aagging me to come to bed..fine I'll baa--eee there in a sec.

You sick bastards, get a life. My, er, "wife" needs me.

Kris, you sexy blond goddess, consider the mail returned *masturbates furiosly*

I'd cheat on my husband with Eddie Vedder.

Oh, but I'm not married, so ... I guess that just be no-strings sex. Much better.

K-rei

who the fuck is Kneel diemond?

kneel and bob

Ari;

I've had sex with Eddie vedder. All he did was cry and clench his teeth. *yawn*

Yeah, but you ain't got the right parts!

(now having parts of Sir Psycho Sexy lyrics on the brain... )

Naw, Neil'd never cheat on the Cruise with Brad.

Cracklin' Tommy, get on board
We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, don't you know,
Tom Cruise loves the cock.

Now, before everybody jumps on me about Eddie Vedder having nothing to do with Sir Psycho Sexy.. I know that.

It was just the 'I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever' part...

Everybody know the only REAL Neil is Neil DIAMOND.

All I'm going to say is "Turn on your Heart Light. Let it shine wherever you go."

Seriously

Who the fuck is neil diamond...I have heard the name, but what does he do?

P.S. Also "Cracklin' Rosie" and, I SHIT YOU NOT, "Shilo."

Who's "off topic" NOW, biyatches?! Check out this gigantic Neil Diamond turd:

http://www.angelfire.com/ca/NeilDiamond/Shilo.html

Seriously? He's one of the most famous cheese musicians ever. Cracklin' Rosie, Sweet Caroline, Coming to America?

Eddie Vedder makes me come in my g-strings... oh, wait, I'm not wearing panties.... oh, dear..

eddie is one sexy motherfucker.

call me a sicko,

but billie joe armstrong is one hot faggot.

Well, that post settles it. I gotta take care of something real quick. BRB.

Ari could help that cross eyed problem of Eddie Vedder's.
Five minutes with the snapping gyro with snap him right out of it.

The downside is he'll forget all about Jeremy and be singing about Ari.

I'll still have to slap the shit out of him anyway. Poser mofo.

krisdylee, did ya fall off your chair yet?

Tranny--how can you not know who Neil Diamond is? I actually kind of wish I could say that I didn't know who it was.

anthony keidis (sp?. omg, I would let him fuck me up the ass with flea's guitar...

Tranny -- he's quite possibly the most awesome song-writer/vocalist of all time. You really want this guy on your ipod. In case, you know, a sexy moment arises.

And by "sexy moment arises," I mean "when you get an erection and start masturbating to goat porn." Nothing goes better with punchin' the clown than "Sweet Caroline."

I can't be that damn unusual, Sheva.

You're making me feel like a damn mutant or something...either a mutant or some sort of erotic superhero.. which could actually be a lot of fun.

kris, come stalk Eddie with me.

HAHAHAHA! Sweeeet Ca-ro-liiiiiine, BAAAA, BAAAA, BAAAA..... Good times never seem so good....

Hey, if you're a mutant, I wanna join the X-Men.

Uh oh, looks like Lame-ass/Whipped have gotten yet ANOTHER name to post under (comment #128). IT doesn't seem to realize that none of us really give a shit about it's stupid, pointless, badly-spelled and worded posts. I just find it funny that Lame-Ass can dish it out, but as soon as someone gives that shit right back, IT starts whining about how we don't know IT's life, blah blah blah. News flash, retard: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS, OR ABOUT YOU. I really don't think any of us would give a fuck of you got run over by a bus tomorrow, I know I'd be happy because I wouldn't have to listen to your stupid drivel anymore. So fuck off.

To the rest of you:
Do any of you get the feeling that we are probably the only people that actually respond to it? In IT's real life, I bet it has NO friends, family, or acquaintances that give a shit about it one way or the other. I almost feel bad for it, IT must be a sad, lonely, twisted person to act the way it does. BigJim, I am with you, I think we all should just ignore it, and not even read it's posts, so we won't be tempted to respond.

187-- ditto. Anthony Keidis can whisper horny nonsense to me anytime. That man is too sexy for his own good.

Ari, you had surpassed the boney armed anorexic preggers pinup of Angie in my mind and I was convinced of your soon to be superhero status.

But then you started voicing interests in the crooked eyed unbathed one who is sorely still in need of a haircut and even more a refill of his valtrex prescription.

I'm going to have to withdaw the new script I was preparing with your character in the next X-men series.

It would have made you rich and famous.

Continued from 193--
Well, he looked like shit when he cut his hair and dyed it blonde. That was fuckawful.

Pelvic Boogie -- I met Neil Diamond in a bar in Tennessee right after he had killed a drifter to get an erection. He was wearing ladies' pumps and listening to "Coming to America" over and over again.

But he was crying the whole time he listened. And speaking in Spanish. He smelled like mothballs and didn't have a right hand. Hmm, now that I think of it, maybe it wasn't Neil Diamond. It sure SMELLED like Neil Diamond. You can never be too sure.

But one thing's for damn sure: Heart Light SUCKS. And Neil Diamond is a communist.

194-- Ah, but two women right here would fuck him at high noon in the middle of a busy street. You're outvoted. :P

@188-

I LOVE Neil Diamond! "We're coming to America..." I love that song!

I saw comedian Neil Hamburger at the Troubadour on Thursday and he told this joke:

Q. Why have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie chosen Namibia as the birthplace of their child?

A. So they'll have someone else to blame when the baby is born mentally retarded.

I love it! I'm so sick of everyone saying how beautiful this child will be.

Ari #195.. Yah, but let's not forget cock REMAINS the smae.....crazy hair or not...

you hot slippery slut.

smae.. WTF????

Same.. SAME, dammit. SAME...

I've always loved Scarlet Johanssen's tits... although never did make it all the way through "Lost In Translation". She's hot.

Just wanted you all to know.

Well, one time I walked into a bus station bathroom in El Paso Texas, and saw Neil Diamond giving it to a midget on the sink counter. There was a little boombox on the floor playing Horse With No Name, and he kept grunting something about coming to America.

#200- yeah, kris, but I always imagined his hair brushing across my naked body. Doesn't work as well with the short hair.

Holy shit... I need a few minutes alone now...

STOP SPITTING ON OUR TROOPS, LIBTURDS! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Ari -- whose hair are we talking about? Neil fucking DIAMOND'S? 'Cause I can tell you, it's pretty wispy, and it smells like mothballs and regret.

206-- no, Anthony Keidis's hair. And I want to trace his tattoos with my tongue...*licks lips*

Oh, yes I do...

So, mothballs keep away moths, obviously. What does regret keep away? Happiness? Psychotropic drugs?

Mr. Secure:

One of the troops spit on ME tonight! Well, actually, he spit on his hand, and then he... God Bless America.

Happy fucking Memorial Day to YOU!! Nice scrotum in the Silvstedt thread.

THAT WAS MY ASS, LIBTURD!!! MY FREAKIN' LOOSE WHITE ASS!!!

LOL #210 - I LOVE that you're mocking that eternal pudknocker (but ballsac has no K) .. I <3 it anyway.. I hate that asstube. He's a nazitard.

IT'S MY FREAKIN' WHITE SHRIVELED BALLSACK!!! I SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT, LIBTURD!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ballsack

GOODNIGHT, LIBTURDS!!!

Shiloh? As in the dog out of the books?

@203 hahahahaha thanks for that most excellent musical reference. (Just wanted you to know someone appreciated that one.)

thanx, guess there aren't many America fans on here. :)

#208--
Well, reeking of regret would certainly keep ME away. Also any sort of happiness.

And it probably would draw rats by the hundreds.

post 151 said "Jonathon means "gift of God" and do you know how many Johns there are?! "
i am just correcting you, Jonathon and John are separate names. the nickname for Jonathon is Jon with no H not John. John is not short for Jonathon. They have the same root but they are not the same name. Sorry if this is nitpicky but they are different

I just read that they are gonna let her have the Namibian citizenship only... she is not going to be an American. Someone once said on this board that they went there to have the baby because they want to feel they are adopting another foreign baby... he/she was right!!!

Pelvic, I'm thinking from the sound of things around here sometimes they are too young to know both Neil Diamond *and* America to get the reference. Are we showing our age or do we really like the oldies station?

And what the heck is Shiloh the dog? Never heard of it. Sheltered life I guess.

Barbado - (# 47) Yes, one of the more reasonable feats of my country (Norway) is that you are not allowed to name your child anything that will (clearly) be a burden.
The regional authorities must approve all names.

This has lead to a few incidences where people from various places have been refused to name their kids what in their native tongue will sound fine, but what would in Norwegian translate to "cock" or "cunt"(which I am sure krisdylee would approve of;)Conclusion: no Pilot Inspektor or Moon Unit here, guys :)

Anthony Keidis Quote - 2005/03/07 04:44

(What makes a supermodel)
"She's gotta smell good for sure. She's gotta have the right hormone bouquet. And hopefully she looks different than anybody else ever looked. As a man that's attracted to women, I like them little. I like them big. I like them tall. I like them short. I like them just how they are - all different varieties, shapes, sizes, vibes - it's all good. I really believe that. It's a shame when you don't believe that because everyone should just be who they are."

God, what a man!

#221 Gee I don' think your government regulates shit enough. Do you have to fill out a request form to shit? Is there a government approved way to wipe? I'm guessing yes on both.

To think it had to happen on the Memorial Day weekend. The only way I found out about it was by stumbling onto a itsalllies.com. Just thought it was interesting to find any news there.

Keep up the good work and keep it superficial.

Anyone stop to think that the combination of two pretty people could end up in total disaster??
Because everyone knows that hot+hot=SUPER UGLY

HughJorganthethird - sure we do. We also have our government overlooking our internet activity, and should I be caught posting messages in a forum with the likes of you, I would not only be shot, but my parents would be billed for the bullet.

i could care less if they had a kid with three heads...pompas fuck-wads...

however...the greatest bassist has to be tony levin with king crimson and peter gabriel...dude just throws down...

The sweet warm fuzzy feelin' of schadenfreude:

http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca/Celebs/News/ContentPosting.aspx?newsitemid=KP29050608&feedname=CP-SHOWBIZ_V2&show=False&number=0&showbyline=False&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc

I really can't understand why everyone thinks Boobjelina's kid will be so drop-dead gorgeous. I mean, am I the only one that knows the beauty rule?

Ugly parents=Good-looking kids:::::
Good-looking parents=Ugly kids

Am I the only one that's noticed this obvious pattern? I predict their kid to be the most hideous thing this earth has EVER seen. Uglier than Tori Spelling, Jay-Z, and Janice Dickinson combined. She will be covered in moles, have dark, coarse hair, have a lopsided crooked grin with 4 extra teeth, smell like cheese, fish, and menstruation, and have the voice of joan rivers.

When hell is full, the ugly will walk the earth.

Heh sorry #225 I didn't see that. Good to know there are others out there who know the truth.

#230
Have any kids?

Well, the second coming of Christ has now been born....and we are all on the express elevator to hell...goin' down!

Actually, Shiloh is English for "This is a really f^&*ed-up name!"

...contiuing on...

...sweetcheeks, my opinion...

best guitarest-santana before he started his sell-out duet shit.

best drummer-prairie prince of the tubes(you had to see a live show in the 70's)

best keyboards-brian auger

and best show-peter gabriel "shock the monkey" tour

...i'll give you time to figure out who half these fuckers are...

...and on topic, i hate bradjolina...

#222-- I want him more than ever. Yeah, what a man!

#228--I'd have built him a dog house. An actual dog house.. in the back yard... I'd have chained him to it too.

Nouvel sounds like a French cheese that smells of ass and tastes like shit.

Silly people...Baby Shiloh is named after the motel where Brad sneaked off to have hot, sweaty monkey sex with Angelina while Jen was sitting at home worrying about the shape of her nose...

Namibia's president is a real homophobe too, does he not know about Angelina' taste for gash? Or maybe he got a private showing...

so the infamous baby arrived.

i bet its ugly. just like angelina.

those 2 other pitts, maddox and shaneekwa or whatever her name is, they can kiss the good life good bye. this new baby is all they'll be interested in from now on.

@239-

Wouldn't surprise me. And I LOVE the LIBTARD guy, he's funny in a short-bus way.

#143
so tom

how you doin' :))

#153 how else could it be pronounced?

wed
nnnns
day

:)

lol bitches :)

"The Little Darling"

http://www.hoosierheart.com/images/baby_ugly.jpg

My opinion: Sorry, I just don't have high hopes for a kid born of an adulterous relationship between 2 self-centered Hollywood stars who spend all their time hop-scotching around the globe. True, they are trying to 'help' people, but they have 2 (now 3) kids that might benefit from having a stable home and family life. In one place. In one building. With a regular schedule. Without jet lag. Sans lights flashing in their faces all the time. Just a thought.

154
For someone who wasn't sure whether or not you were going to respond, you sure had a lot of shit to say anyway.

Not only do you have a fixation with your own twat...it looks like you're fixed on mine too...shudder..

But you also are fixated on looking at your own shit, man
you must've stared really hard in the toilet or wherever you dumped after taking a crap to see
"86"

#226 I'm sorry about the request form to wipe your ass comment. Upon reflection I realized your government probably just does it for you.

fish lips.

One of the RA's in my dorm is a girl named Shiloh, so it's not as unusual as it may seem.

Uhm...I tought it was common knowlege that the president of Namibia (or something like that)...named the baby.
And I think the world should stop talking about these too! Obviosuly everything they do is a desperate call for attention. And that baby, I don't care to see it, because babies always look like...babies! You can't tell from now how she's gonna look when she grows up!

Am I the only one who thinks it's a very short step from Shiloh Pitt to Piloh Shit? Or if you're into all things French then Pile-o-Nouvel-Shit. Still congrats to the parents anyway, at least it isn't a boy named Sue!

Angelina Loves the medial attention as it perserves her greatness. What is it with Brad and Jole you say the conscious characters and complete opposites, thats modern day generalization for oppsite zodiac signs. So in time to come Brad will savour his happiness for Angelinas greatness. They way they meet was first thought Her desires, so you will definately see this theme throughtout the couples relationship. I bet She was invited to the Troy premeir and just thought 'damm i gotta get me some of that'. So her 5 year plan suddenly became on, as she picked the role similar to Brads in Troy, when she done Alexander, of course Colin proved no Brad but it certianly raised his awareness, that he was of her desire,someones power will manipulate control, and so this is how the fell in love,Quiclky they made a movie together and quickly hoped to domesticate Mr Braf. "Here hold this and say cheese". With many a plans fixed the only thing left to do is get preganant claim to him "OPPS I DID IT FOR REAL" My only concern is that she does see this.And Brad finds real happiness.

Angelina Loves the medias attention as it perserves her greatness. What is it with Brad and Jole you ask the conscious characters are complete opposites, thats modern day generalization for oppsite zodiac signs. So Brad will savour his happiness for Angelinas greatness. Thats how they meet was first thought Her desire, so you will definately see this theme throughtout the couples relationship. I bet She was invited to the Troy premeir and just thought 'damm i gotta get me some of that'. So her 5 year plan suddenly became 2, as she picked the role similar to Brads in Troy, when she done Alexander, of course Colin proved no Brad but it certianly raised brads awareness, that he was of her desire.'someones power will manipulate your control',is what his fortune cookie would of said and so this is how the fell in love,Quickly they made a movie together and quickly hoped to domesticate Mr Brad. "Here hold this and say cheese". With many a plans fixed the only thing left to do is get preganant claim to him "OPPS I DID IT FOR REAL" My only concern is that she does see this.And Brad finds real happiness.