Ashlee Simpson makes highway pit stop

zing

At least she's wearing shoes.

The SF guy forgot to throw in something about herpes and festering sores.

Good'ol ahslee simpson, she who likes to get wasted and go yell profanities at fast food restaurant employees, she just screams quality human being.

I guess we can just be thankful that her buttcrack is not featured in any of these pictures.

I would say she was daydreaming about the Land-Cock, but that look is more one of fear.

at least she's not dipped in fucking *orange*

Ashlee Simpson makes highway pit stop where she dropped a deuce that oddly smelled like Fez's 8 inches of self-imagined manhood...

#6 I'm pretty this skank can take any cock that comes at her

OMG Lou is sooooooo cool. First again. And still not a single bit of intelligence. Oh right, it's my small dick, that's why I don't find humor in *zing*.

As for Ashlee, thank god for this thread, I was starting to worry after that last Ashlee one. She was looking good, but now, proof positive, she's still fugly.

Wow, I actually thought that was Nicole Ritchie.

Holy shit I thought that was Paris Hilton. A closer inspection reveals that Ashley is still a huge fat pig in comparison. When she gets down around the 50lb mark she'll be where she wants to.

all the peeshes, peeshes, peeshes ov mee

What's with her hands clasped demurely beneath her chin? And the goggles?

Gerald why do you have to be such a hater? Didn't your momma show you any love?

Those must be some fucking heavy ass sunglasses if she has to hold her head up like that, either that or she's telling daddy she wants to play chokey, chokey, again..............

She looks more pregnant than Britney in that last picture.

Lou, no but your momma did *zing*

See the proper usage?

The only thing I hate is seeing a thread fill up with 10 people all saying "First" or whatnot and never saying anything funny/mean.

Like I said on a Denise thread, the Superficial tagling should be "If you don't have anything mean to say, shut up and go away."

Here in the l'il ol' south we have a term for truckstop hookers: "lot lizards."

At second glance, she really does have that, "I just made a stinky" look on her face...

Gerald "Tyrant"

Gerald, I believe that you have "first" envy. I realize that you have given up on having a bigger cock or ever satisfying a woman but don't loose hope on being first.

pro: hair and skin NOT dyed to match
con: she looks preggers in that dress

pro: you can never wear too many bracelets at once
con: those bug eye sunglasses have got to go

pro: her new nose looks good
con: a nose job is not a smart move for a singer...

pro: ...but she's a terrible singer, so what's she risking really?
con: no matter how much surgery she has, she's still ashlee simpson, and that's gotta suck.

anyone see pepper dennis last night? olsen twins shit was kinda funny...

In the third picture of the bottom three it looks like a profile of Jessica because of the way she's holding her mouth.
That's the first time I've ever seen any sort of resemblance.

Lou, if you've been here longer than a week you'd know that I often get the first posting. And on those first posts, I even have comments.

As far as pleasing a woman, I'm reminded of a joke.

What does a woman's face look like when she has an orgasm?

Who the fuck cares.

sherry-co loves the carpet.

So Rastafarian friendship bracelets are de riguer for second-rate pop stars?

Does that means she's "down with the herb"? I'm sure she LOTS of fun high. 'Cause she's super cool drunk. Just ask some McDonald's employees.

her nose isn't fixed in those pics

oh and by the way.. the US weekly mag that comes out today reports that Ashlee actually brought in a pic of paris hilton the nose doc because she wanted her nose

I hate flip-flops. I don't care how trendy they are. They're the footwear equivalent of sweatpants.

Gerald, So do you view yourself as somekind of SF bully? Oh, no Gerald please don't take my milk money I'll get rickets. Boo hoo. I could give a fuck less how long you've posted but if it makes you feel special go right ahead thinking the way you do.

She's probably just stoned or whatever...

She needs to either, have talent implants or have surgery to remove all the ashlee simpson.

Last time I saw a face that ugly it had a Simpson attached to it.

#4 - I bet you five million dollars your manager will like me, but fuck you 'cause you won't kiss my foot. We have a situation up here! Things are getting out of hand!

Papa pisses, pisses, pisses on meeee!

#31. Amen, friend.

I like Ashlee. I find her amusing. Almost as amusing as the fact that TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK.

Where the fuck are you coming up with 'bully'? You're starting to sound like Sherry-co.

And where the fuck do you get off talking about "I could give a fuck less how long you've posted but if it makes you feel special go right ahead thinking the way you do."

You've already admitted that in your pathetic, fed through cage bars life that getting the first post is all you have to look forward to.

I guess I can see where you misconstrue my plea for you to post something intelligent if you get the first spot, but I can also see how that is expecting too much. I also suspect that your reaction to sunlight might be the same way since you probably haven't been out of your mom's since you were 5, that's right just a few years ago.

She has the 'Paris' look going for her, all right. Now, all she needs to complete the transformation is to appear in a video, bathed in night-vision optics, using baby-talk and attempting to swallow an enormous cock.

#26 - My face is normally red when I climax because I like to be choked.

Amendment to #36 - Before that goes ANYWHERE - I meant Papa Joe and the song. Not you HotNuts.

Gerald, you're not in charge. Shut the fuck up. If anyone wants to hear your opinion on anything other than the article in question, we'll ask.

I'm sorry, is she wearing a pink crushed velvet shirt under a black maternity dress? She's starting to look very Mary Kate Olsen, aside from the mini-belly bump.

I think she's cute

@41 - Yes, sir, I guess you're in charge. What ever you say fuckwad.

wow, this is news?? i just took a dump...

If anyone would like to meet Sherry-co you can contact her here:

http://www.dating4disabled.com/users/profile.asp?userid=5814

I just read in the paper today that Ashpee will be performing at our local zoo this summer. You can't make this shit up people (or should I say ppl).

SCLTC

#31 -- I concur. I think heels are the ONLY way to go. Fuck "ballet flats," too.

If you're a woman, and you're not currently wearing heels, you are probably:
a) fat
b) a lesbian
c) both fat AND a lesbian, or
d) incredibly comfortable.

I wear high heels while bicycling, at the pool, while giving birth, and when I'm on the treadmill. Sure, it makes the run a more difficult, but my calves never looked better. And you should see the looks I get.

1. Long scraggly blonde hair with black roots? Check
2. Orange tinted skin? Check
3. Big sunglasses? Check
4. Complete lack of talent? Check
5. Slept with Paris Hilton? Check
Wait...

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

props to sweetcheeks.

@48 - If you a man and you're wearing heels, you are probably:

1) Tom Cruise
2) A closet homo (see #1)
3) Having a serious case of short man(dick) complex (see #1)
4) totally insane (see #1)

TCLTC

TCLTC

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/tcltc.jpg

Gerald-

Go fuck yourself and leave Lou alone.

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves To Copulate

(with men)

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves To Count

(how many cocks he can fit inside his body at once)

OK, Mission Impossible 3 underperforms, The German Canibal who ate a guys penis is being retried and we get Asley makes a pittstop? Come on, lets have some more stories here! (Although I loved the line about soap)

P.S. Have you ever been out in public and just seen something so inappropiate? I was just at drive up window at the bank waiting, when I noticed that the person in the car in front of me was just leaning back in their seat not moviing and I could see a guys head bobbing up and down in his lap. Fuckin Tom Cruise, give your BJ's at home, I got shit ta do!

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves To Cuddle

(up to a big hairy guy with an enormous cock)

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves To Cram

(a gigantic cock up his ass)

LMAO ... Tough crowd ... What's even more amusing is half the people that post to this site with such "Negative" and "Cruel" words are usually ones who look like Spanky, or are some two-ton society hating pigs ... Additionally they probably are the most miserable, jealous people with no life outside their computer ... I think she looks good and I like her nose. I hardly would call her a scank, as I haven't heard stories of her sleeping around at all ... Get a life !

#52

If Tom Cruise isn't available...reference Gerald TYRANT

Poor Ashlee, her head is so used to the weight of her old nose pulling her head down all the time. Now she walks around all day trying to hold her face up.

next superficial story...

"Superficial blogger Gerald found dead at his computer, police with 157 leads"

blondebubba, do me a favor, make up another name to make it look like you (Lou) has friends. After that, kill yourself.

As for Lou, I'm done with it. Picking on window lickers is only fun for so long. Then it just gets mean.

#60, i agree with you, she actually looks quite cute. give her credit when its due.

#46 - That's just in poor taste, I'm sorry.

#48 - Ah. A woman after my own heart.

#64, and i thought today was remarkably peaceful.

Am I alone in thinking that our comments are all in fun?

thats the second time i've heard "window licker" in the last two days... what is that?

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves The Cum

(that's dripping off the cock he just sucked)

My comments are all in fun. Nothing directed at me has gotten my ire up either.

Gerald, I don't need to make up a name to tell you to go fuck yourself. What's wrong you're bored with exposing yourself as the ass you are?

Zooza, a window licker is someone who generally rides a short bus to school, wears a helmet, and tries to bite their own ear. One of God's special children.

#71

Does "ire" stand for tiny dick and no balls????

thanks gerald... and oh yeah, go fuck yourself :)

Lou, exposing my ass should be the least of your worries.

Blondebubba, yes, I feel so embarrassed now.

Zooza, if only....

Gerald, I feel your running out of hateful material. Maybe you should go lie down and rest until the next posting.

TCLTC = Tom Cruise loves to cook

(french cuisine)

Hey leave Lou alone. I love the 'First' game. i live for that moment, gives you a sense of smug pride.

Actually Lou, I prefer to mete out my hate in doses. Too much on one thread ruins it. I'll just wait until your next *zing* and then we'll be back at it.

TCLTC = Transexual Cocks Love Tom Cruise

46, LMAO

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves the Cool

(breeze of a cock slapping his face)

This thread kinda sucks nard.

Is that a cherry tattoo on her ankle???

There are only 4 certainties in this world:
1. Death.
2. Taxes
3. Tom Cruise LOVES the cock.
4. Ashlee Simpson is a no-talent, fugly whore.

@85 - I think so, either that or some birthmark or dirt. If it's a tat, what a fucking sad waste of ink.

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loosened The Chaps

(and let them fall to the floor, exposing his exercise hardened buttocks. The muscular blonde man he met at the Village People concert grabbed Tom's hips and eagerly pulled the waiting ass towards his throbbing ten inches of manhood. The blonde man grunted as he rammed his hardened rod into Tom's yearning anus.

Tom gasped in pain at the massive size and power of his lover's organ, then squeeled in delight as he felt his ass stretched to its limit. Writhing in pleasure, Tom climaxed in anal orgasm simultaneously with his new friend.

Just then, Kate walked into the room and said, "Tom, we're out of bread. Can you go to the store for me?"

Gasping and sweaty, Tom looked at his wife and said, "Sure thing, hon. Just as soon as I finish up with Land-man*."

*NOTE: Not meant to be an endorsement of the size of Land-man's penis, but just to point out that, given the chance, he would ass-fuck Tom Cruise.

are you sure thats not jessica...waifered a bit

Gerald is ABSOLUTELY funny and we can come up with some WAY sicker, crazier shit than that. We have before and we will again. My suggestion is to grow some thicker skin.

Thanks Jacq, I think most of the anger was towards my joke in #26. Sorry but that's why god invented vibrators.

Do these people who post first just sit there all day and stare at their computers waiting for a new picture/caption to pop up and then quickly post first. How exciting!

but paris has a horrible nose.

i hate to admit it, but ashlee's new nose looks really good. especially considering the beak she used to have.

@91-

I think I love you too. Oh god, I need reassurance. I'm not ugly, am I, AM I?????

/just kidding. (Not about the love part, though)

92, don't be jealous

Fisher, please don't use that arguement. Sorry, I just have a little more respect for you than to see you use the pathetic "jealous" response.

Us: Making fun of Tom Cruise
Sherry: You ppl (sic) are just jealous

Us: Kirsten Dunst is fugly
MeganHarris: You are all just jealous

BigJim: I have a 7" dick
Land-Man: You are just jealous

See the trend? Rise above my friend.

Tyrants are cool! Reference Henry VIII, Nero, Mussolini (he's more of a dictator though), and of course, Saddam Hussein.

Soap..hhahahaha

What the hell is up with wasting cyberspace on the first posts?

#16, ollol...

Once again, I think she might be a little low on the brains, perhaps low on the skills too when it comes to singing, but she's like hot compared to her sister.

oh. now that EVERYone here knows what i look like. then wasn't I right. I look like Kirsten Dunst. and she's not fugly, Shes cute.

Now now Megan, I did say you were better looking than Kirsten, don't be so hard on yourself.

Hehe, hard on.

99 I imagine your voice is whiny.

I'd hit it only out of self-hatred.

To all those who say that we insult these celebs because we are ugly and have no lives.....sorry kittens, but goodlooking people are WAY more disdainful than ugly ones. i.e...we mock them because we are hot. Except for Tom Cruise, we mock him because it's fun to watch his craving for cock fighting with his desire to stay in the closet. "HEY TOM! YA GOT SOMTHING DRIPPING OFF YOUR CHIN!"

I think her nose looks fucking great, yeah?

Dear Gawd, it's me krisdylee...

Bless Mommy and Daddy, and my kitty-cat and my goldfish, and even bless my rotten little brother..

Bless all the poor starving people in the world.

Bless my nana, and bless all my SF friends.

And Gawd, if you could do one more thing? Please create a gaping hole in the ground and let Ashlee Simpson fall into it, never to be heard from again.

Amen.

@#88..Jim:

You are one sick individual...and extremely well versed in the intricacies of homosexual literature.

Also @88

Endorse away.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Kok.jpg

Her hands are there to help keep her mouth closed because her jaw can no longer handle the weight of her gigantic Jay Leno chin.

#88 BigJim

I think my abs are a little bit firmer from the laughter I was suppressing when I read that.

Thanks for always being such an original mofo.

Dear krisdylee and all the other unholy believers at the SF..... this is GOD speaking.

I have tried, unsuccessfully, on various occassions to rid the world of these nast unnatural beings. Take Britney for instance, after strategically placing an infected needle directly in her path, i find that the her ripples of fat are so extensively chunky, that the poor old HIV virus was unable to fight through.

Unfortunately, Satan has an unhealthy habit of intervening just in the nick of time. You see my dear krisdylee, skanky herpe infested whores are his speciality and he prefers them to remain on the earth so that they may continue to spread their skankiness and, thus, complete the destruction of the human race.

Keep faith my dear krisdylee.

Btw, if you happen to pass by heaven, look me up ;)

Forever yours .. GOD

sweet jesus, this is still the top story? ashlee has a pit stop and has to shield her hard nipples from the prying lens of the paparrazi, i need a drink...

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

She's one of ^^^ them ^^^ now...'nuff said!

-and I am bananas

Gerald,
I think that you are the biggest idiot on the planet. I would try to explain, but I think it speaks for itself.

And the reason "why you often get first post" (re: 26) is because you are a moron who plays on a computer for five hours straight just so you can try to defend your dumbfuck comments to everyone who hates you.

ek

Thank you HelpMe, your comment mean absolutely shit to me. You're obviously retarded because you don't understand the term joke.

It distresses me that you would come here and talk about how moronic I am to defend my posts. Let's look at this for a sec shall we. I make a statement, someone attacks my statement, I defend my statement, you attack my defenses. You see the problem with your logic?

The fact that you can say that anyone 'hates' me is equally distressing because it shows you cannot distinguish between online worlds and real worlds. My only wish for you is death by Land-Man's Land-cock. Thank you and good night.

Okay kiddies! Time for the Ole Mailbag here at ASK MR. SCIENCE!

Feed_Me_Chocolate writes:
"Dear Mr. Science,
What's with her hands clasped demurely beneath her chin?"
--------------------------------

Well Feed_Me, the answer is that JOE SIMPSON'S POST-CLIMAXAL EXCREMENT, when fully dry, has the same bonding properties not unlike your common industrial strengh model airplane glue.

Since Joe Simpson's jizz is 1 part water 7 parts Methyl-2-Cyanoacrylate (CH2=C(CN)COOCH3) we here in the science field refer to
JOE SIMPSON'S POST-CLIMAXAL EXCREMENT as an "Instant Adhesive" carrying a flashpoint of 77 ºC. So when that baby-batter lands on you, mop it up quickly- cuz as Ashlee here demonstrates, any moisture on the neck or chest area will cause the hydroxide ions to set fast- often in seconds.

When the bond of JOE SIMPSONS POST-CLIMAXAL EXCREMENT reaches full strength it's seal is hardened and waterproof against any tears from a repeatedly sexually violated and humiliated daughter. The old standby of Nail-polish remover won't work here- no boy!
JOE SIMPSON'S POST-CLIMAXAL EXCREMENT is much too strong. Only rapidly cold temperatures cause the cyanoacrylate's bond to be weakened. What Ashlee needs is a LONG COLD SHOWER and some good quality time with a lathered falafel brush to allow the disassembly of the compond bonding agents.

So hit the showers Ashlee!-yuk-yuk-yuk.

That's all for now, thanks for writing and remember kids-
SCIENCE IS LIKE TOTALLY FUN!!!!!!

you're an idiot.

I read in the Ho-han posts that you have children...what is "distressing" to me is that you play in Superficial threads all day. Who the fuck is fathering the babies while you jack off on the computer and attempt to retort like a 12 year old?

#115--there is no way anyone is a bigger idiot than LameBananas. That has to be the 20th time she's pasted the lyrics to "stupid girls." I think she's trying to tell us something about herself.

HelpMe, it's called a job. Get ready because if you ever move out of your mother's basement you'll have to get one. Maybe you already have one but it is so demanding that you can't break for a minute and hit the computer, afterall, fries don't cook themselves.

As for my children, who also outmatch your pathetic intellect, they are at school during the day while I am at work. You remember school, that place where everyone picked on you because you are retarded. The place where your mom would drive you to dances so you could stand in a corner and watch others socialize, then go home and cry yourself to sleep. I knew you'd remember it.

Good to know you are just another idiot who gets paid for being a dumb fuck. I moved out when I was 16, and I got a life. Maybe one day you will find one too. You're a great role model. I can tell by your combative nature and moronic comments. Making more welfare babies, huh? Well, it's good to know that you, at least, have trained them to grab your beer refills. That's parenting, right there. Did they teach you that in school or your mother's basement?

she is STILL ugly even with her worst feature remodeled! and remember when she said in a recent interview that she was better looking than jess, mainly because she has a better body?? she still looks like an ugly HORSE with a body that isn't 1/100th as bangable as jessica's!

ashley, our lives here on earth are short. please stop wasting the public's precious time spent feasting on media figures on people not worth looking at. thanks.

You guys missed the previous thread. It's like a Grateful Dead concert on the SF now. Love and peace.. Smoke em' if you got em'

Now, I don't listen to Pink, but are those the real lyrics? Cuz if they are, isn't lamebananananananananas violating some copyright law??? Sure wish Edna, in all her cuntiness, were here to report HER.

Cheers all you fuckers, I am enjoying a glass of wine, and I may spark one big fat one up later, and I just might fuck my hubby's brains out tonight.... Love you all.

Moi.

HelpMe, I know when I am outmatched. Anyone who takes what I say and throws it right back at me (mother's basement) must be of superior intellect. My points are moronic but you are using them, but you are so smart and I am so moronic, ahhh, the paradox. It's also funny that you post about my combative nature. Who invited you into this anyhow? It was between Lou and I until all the other asshats (except Zooza, who I like for some reason) decided to put in your half a cent worth.

Let's recap shall we. You are retarded and not worth any further comments.

Lou, I like Lou, she's got moxie. No real sense of adventure, but hey, to each their own.

I got 'em, Cruising, wanna smoke 'em???

wait guys.. thought I'd try this...

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip5?GT1=7701

dunno if I did this right.

Gerald Tarrant

God, that sounds so British!

Funny shit.

That song

AK Ak AK AK AK AK AK-47!!! I just adore!

krisdylee.....shut the fuck up, I already fucked your husband, and he's still locked in the closet crying *lights spliff, laughs quietly*

128 Only if you promise not to pass out

You are great at dodging the issues to bring up again and again the degree of my intellect. You said I'm "not worth any further comments" and I ask you, Do You Promise????

And the Land shall inherit the Earth.

where's the love? Gerald...I'd still do ya! AND Big Jim - WHO still says "NARDS"?!?! Dude - that is a blast from the past...WAAAAY past....where I can hardly remember....but I wanna know when you're gonna drop that towel (get permission yet?!?!) And who are these people who are bringing the mean on?
TCLTC--some things NEVER change
& krisdylee--I'm a glass ahead of ya--can I share?
And did I not tell you that Ashlee will be test drivin' that new schnozz all over the SF in the next few weeks? Next thing ya know we'll be seeing her pickin' her boogers outta that thing! It slices, it dices, it vibrates....you KNOW it!!!

Thy Land-Balls and thy Land-Staff comfort me.

Land-Man, confirm or deny if that is you in my link, #108. Thanks.

This is the dawning of the age of my Land-Balls
the age of my Land-Ballsss

I don't want no scrubs, scrubs are the guys who can't get no love from me, hangin' out the passenger's side of their best friend's Land-Cock, tryin' to holla at me...

Gerald, I gotta tell you, you're casting pearls before swine. Let it go. You are clearly witty, and I like the name "Gerald," so I offer this advice lovingly:

THEY ARE ALL DEAD TO YOU. Namely "LOU" (who is very definitely "HelpMeImFalling" and "blondebubba") is dead to you. Consequently, there is no need to respond to his posts... as much as you are twitching and frothing and yearning to burn him right back, it yields nothing.

Without a response, posts like his seem spectacularly lame. Like he's FISHING for attention and sucking the funny right out of a thread. DEAD TO YOU. Don't give him satisfaction.

137 I think I love you.

ATTN Gerald:

Yeah, that was my Land-Cock when I was like 8 months old. Isn't that picture just average for all non-Land-Men?

In an attempt to upstage magician David Blaine's recent stunt, Megan Harris will attempt to spend two days submerged in a plastic sphere filled with Land-Juice. How this differs from her normal weekend plans is not known.

i think she llooks more like Nicole Richie but thats still a bad tjing.

#142 i mean thing.

M@ce -- the force is strong with you tonight.

you are another child who is obsessed with me!

I love obsessions with me...

I can't believe another one is added to the group.

Okay, here are the rules to be in the club of people obsessed with me:

RULES FOR...

CLUB OF OBSESSORS OVER IAMBANANAS (C.O.O.B.)

1. Hang onto every word I think and express.

2. Wait for me to post my next comment.

3. Try to insult to get my attention and fulfill your pathetic life.

4. Obsess over me... a lot

5. Study what I type extensively.

and finally...

6. Comment about... well... (that's right, you guessed it)... *********ME***********!!!

(Looks like you've fulfilled ALL rquirements! You re officially obsessesd with me, like many others)

PROVE YOUR OBSSION FURTHER AND E-MAIL ME!

(I've set up an e-mail account JUST especially for you obsessors...)

Whipper_Willow@yahoo.com

You can reach me at the following:

IAMBANANASISACUMGUZZLINGGUTTERSLUT@yahoo.com

M@ce is oficially a member of C.O.O.B.

What the fuck do some of you have against Gerald? Did he kill your father and rape your mother? Damn, I'm, still not sure what started this, but if you don't like him, you are certainly encouraged to go somewhere else. If you want to stay here, please post something witty or interesting. Observe Jacq, Papa, Feed_me, and BigJim, to name a few (forgive me, those of you I left out, I still love you guys!). Look at MeganHarris, Sherry-co, and lamebananas to see what NOT to do. Now carry on, all.

@147
And you, along with the malodorous Megan Harris, are founding members of The Sisterhood of the Reeking Poon. (TSRP)

Stink Sisters Unite!

TCLTC
The Cock Lacerates Tom's Cornhole

sarinaamanda is officially a member of C.O.O.B (in case you need a reminder... Club of Obsessors Over Iambananas)

And M@ce is a card-carrying member. Lol, I love how obsessed he is over me! WOW! This one might be the biggest!

And sarinaamanda... if you weren't so stupid you'd realize that that was just what I was trying to do, comment on celebrities, but I mentioned that I liked someone and I got attacked with obsessing insults. So, read and educate yourself before making statements.

Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.

And it is an I (like eye) not a L at the beginning of my username... so now you're really stupid.

Wow... putting obsessors in their place makes me WAY bananas!

I never understood cornhole.

151 Don't fuck with my bitch tsarinaamanda. We understand that it is Iambananas. You fail to understand that you are LAME. It'll come to you.

And if you 're gonna copy and paste on 20 threads, please check the spelling first.

Interesting

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search/104-5151732-4434352?tag=houseofblues-20&keyword=steven%20seagal&mode=music

Now here's a fucking story, Steven Seagal is on tour with his band. No shit, that fucking guy who can barely talk has a band.

Since when is a not talent hack
stopping to take a leak news? Whatever happened to nip slips and bikini pics? This site has because worthless.

Why don't you people set up your own website to snipe at each other instead of interfearing with the celebrity gossip. Huh?

Why don't you people set up your own website to snipe at each other instead of interfearing with the celebrity gossip. Huh?

Sorry only meant for it to post 1 time.

Love how a picture of Ashlee Simpson leads to slagging off Tom "God Damn Tw@" Cruise!

BTW the "unicorn dancing on a rainbow" is coming from the shower of piss from the guy on the right.. I can see it too Awww

Love how a picture of Ashlee Simpson leads to slagging off Tom "God Damn Tw@" Cruise!

BTW the "unicorn dancing on a rainbow" is coming from the shower of piss from the guy on the right.. I can see it too Awww

Carvin Klein presents a fragance, a scent , a musk for those who yearn... OBSSION

OBSSION by Carvin Klein ..calvin klein's retarded cousin.

Distributed by lamebananarama MFG Co.

@138 Sweetcheeks, I assure you that I have only posted on this site with this name, but it seems hypocritical of you to get involved when you find fault in these others for it or maybe you can't accept that they don't share your opinion but these are all subjects for your therapist. I stop posting after a certain time because I go home. Home, you know where I have a life and family. But go ahead and continue to hang on a subject 5 hours after I've last posted or respond to this one as you have probably spent another sleepless night obsessing over post on SF i.e. lack of life in real world. Oh and Good Morning!

smudge

Frivolous copulations with somebody, not Ashlee Simpson, Sir Bob Geldof perhaps, but not by me, as I am a man and I dont do things like that

tsarinaamanda, sweetie this isn't Russia, its not for you to regulate who can and cannot post on this site.

Sweetcheeks, i am sick of the 'i love so and so and i hate so and so' bullshit, please grow up, it seems you never matured.

@151-

Hey. Retard. How does mentioning your name as an example of how NOT to act on the Superfish make me "obsessed" with you? 99.9% of the time I ignore you and your asinine comments, just like almost everybody else. Don't give yourself too much credit there, you're not interesting, witty, or funny enough to pay much attention to, except to ridicule every so often.

@154-

I like being your bitch. :)

@167-

Nobody is telling anyone what to do. I'm just trying to clue her/him/it in on how it is around here. You act like an asshole, you get mercilessly tormented. If thet's what they want, I don't give a shit, but nobody wants to hear them bitching and whining when they can dish it out but they can't take it. There's not much tolerance around here for total fucking retards, so I thought that retard should know that.

Oh, and please get with the times. Russia isn't communist anymore, it hasn't been for over 10 years. Read a book, I swear you might learn something, possibly even something useful.

@170 - That's what's so great about this site it's educational too.

Who said anything about communism. Why don't you try reading the news sometime.

"NGOs fear new rules passed by the state will restrict their activities or close them down altogether. Putin alleges that NGOs helped foment democratic revolutions in Georgia, Ukraine and Kyrgyzstan. This means the authorities could have the power to effectively ban any groups whose activities they do not approve of. A spokesman for Human Rights Watch said that his organisation would no longer be allowed to have a representative office or branch in Russia."

Paranoia or what

sweetie i know you don't get much of a foreign perspective over there what with the government controlling the state media so i'm not going to blame you for being completely ignorant.

#171, hows that for educational

@173 You have inspired me to peruse CNN. Oh, look a cannibal asks that last meal be Land-Cock. Officials are puzzled and offers him chicken instead.

You fuckwads are all dead to me. Deader than my dead mother.

this site is completely out of control.

its really embarassing to read posts by people like lamebananas SCREAMING for attention. just utterly screaming in hysterics for it, and people ignoring her. its so sad. sad to the point where i think she has run off many of the funny posters, and without them whats the point?

in all seriousness is there anyway to get her ISP blocked? its not fun or funny anymore. even sherry-co is more amusing then her

Liya - why don't we all just get into a pit and bare-knuckle box? We'll even let you and sherry wear your padded retard helmets. Anyone recollect that retard fight on South Park - that's what it would look like. Plus big ol' lesbian me, with my vag hanging out. I feel cunty today.

I guess me being sOOOOO dead is why all I can think is, "brains! BRRRAINS!"

Jacq you fucking cunt, who the fuck rattled you fucking cage. i think your on the wrong thread, kissing Stallions ass was on another thread bitch, now piss off

She's holding her hands like that to conceal her jay leno ass-face-chin.

She must have noticed, I mean she noticed the nose quite recently.

for fuck's sake could someone put up a roster of the teams on here??? i miss a couple days and don't know who to hate anymore.

#178 - I think that YOUR cage is actually the rattled one. In my case, I'd rather be pissed off than like you - pissed on.

@178 why is my name being brought into all this? I guess you didn't learn your lesson the other day, Huh? The lesson is Don't Fuck With Stallion, Is that so hard for a retard to understand? Keep my name out of your mouth bitch, it doesn't belong next to all those cocks in there..........

Lesson???? you call those retarded comments you made a lesson?? yeah you really burned me with those comments ,i was crying so badly. You want to live in your own little world, fine by me cunt

#48- Your post is partially true:

I am not a lesbian, but I will admit I am fattie. I am wearing heels. 4". And I am 6' tall. Heels are a necessity. I may be fat, but I'm hotter than all other fatties because I wear heels. I say it's a real skill for an elephant to wear heels and should be commended.

TCLTC

#183 - That was so lame it only gets a *zing!*

Thanks 163. I just spewed Dr. Pepper all over the computer screen.

FIRst!!1 lolz!!11 *zing*!! lol omg

Liya, did you ever wonder why the guy at the grocery store always bagged your head and never the groceries, there was a reason for it you ugly bitch. And you called me a cunt? That is a new one to me....A cunt calling man a cunt, priceless.......

#48 - They look at you like that because they're thinking, "Shit! That's an UGLY dude wearing heels."

#188 - Mangina.

My boyfriend only acts like a cunt when he has vaginitis.

What is wrong with being a communist? While communism is the control of business by government, fascism is the control of government by business. Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. Sound Familiar? Go fill up your gas tank bitches.

She looks more like Nicole Richie to me.

K-Fed for president!!!

TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves The Cunt