May 11 2006Ashlee Simpson is a liar

zing.

I'm sure her nose looking different is just a side effect of acid reflux.

Maybe she has the same disorder as Michael Jackson.

#1- Can you stop zinging? It is annoying.

If I'd gone from that awful-looking "before" nose to the cute "after" nose, I wouldn't bother lying about it. I'd be so glad to have had the nose I started with rearranged into something less reminiscent of Halloween, I'd be chasing down the paparazzi and demanding that they take pictures of my adorable new nose from every angle, including right up the nostrils.

OMG! Those are like SOOOOO photoshopped!

4....

errr... maybe she should blacken herself and still deny it ..

Someone needs to convince her that to really look good, she shouldn't stop with getting the nose whacked off. She needs to have her whole head removed. This would improve her looks, her singing and save me a lot of $$ on paper bags when I'm banging her.

Almost forgot:
Tom Cruise loves the cock.

9TH!

@3 I can but I feel it would be exercise in submission and since I have my leather corset on today and need to stay in character. I will have to wait until tomorrow.

But really let's get back to the troll in question.

In the second photo, she looks like the pre-fat Britney Spears.

is the one on the right the before picture?

Who cares about Ashley Simpson? Why are the only posts in the past 18 hours about her?

My granpa has that very hat.

She obviously has had her none done, why lie about it? That reminds me of Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy) in People Magazine's "most beautiful" issue last week. They asked if he'd ever consider plastic surgery and he said something to the effect of he didn't think so, but maybe in 20 years. He SO had a nose job about 10 years ago!!! Anyone ever see him in the 80s in the movie "Can't Buy Me Love?" LIARS and DENYERS, all of them!

I'm sick of this skank, if it isn't paris hilton then it's this bitch. Come on SF yu can do better than this, MOVE ON

May be Tom Cruise could have some surgery... preferable invasive and without for of pain relief.

Seriously why doesn't the paparazzi stalk some new people... like Reese Witherspoon or Sarah Michelle Gellar...This whole dumb site is about Paris, Lindsay and the Simpson bimbos. *yawn*

Who gives a shit about this lipsyncing, lying, annoying, sings like shit, has herpes, stupid bitch.

I loved the link to Papa Hot Nuts myspace.

TCLTC

"I'm like, OK, whatever."
-Marcus Tullius Cicero
To Roman Senate, 63 B.C.

why didn't she slim down that bulbous chin while she was at it? or at least center it

Ashlee, Britney, Jessica, Lindsay-none of these girls have a fraction of the vocal talent of Christina Aguilera.

So when does Jay Leno get his chin back?

Old nose, new nose, who gives a shit? The bitch is still ugly.

she needs some black sunglasses, a sparkly glove and patent leather loafers to complete her "bad" look.

i meant the is the left pic the before...

13 & 16: totally agree.
i'm ready for something new. why don't we have any documentation of Richard Simmons being gay?? in the decades and decades of all his shenanigans, he's never been seen publicly with any man or boy?? and natalie merchant– how has she so successfully eluded the press. she had a BABY for chrissake. well! whose baby was it??
i wish we spent more time exposing the underexposed. (someone tell me about natalie merchant. she has intrigued me for about 100 years.)

#2
ha! i love it, i love it, i love it.

i give the simpson family 9 more months of fame. it'll be all downhill after that. i see these two girls following in the footsteps of courtney love, farrah fawcett, teri hatcher, melanie griffith, etc...joker faced, pill-addicted has-beens trying desperately to cling to their youth.

#3 - Don't know about the disorder, but she's definitely wearing his nose.

I'm disagusted by her rhino, rhino, rhinoplas-tee.

Now her nose won't be proportional to her mahoosive chin.

What ? She doesn't like people being nosey ?

The Nose Knows !

It's a well known fact there was a sale last month at one California clinic for the 'Paris Hilton Snot-Rocket' - so who's she trying to kid?
Ok - I'm done.

Maybe Jessica can use the same surgeon to get her saggy fun-bags back above her belly-button.

why deny something to obviously

Great she did something about her nose, but why stop there? She needs to fix that chin of hers.

1. Scraggly long blonde hair with black roots? Check!
2. Ultra-baby-pink lips? Check!
3. Said lips pursed void of any teeth reinforcement? Check!
4. Windswepts bangs? Check!
5. Wearing or standing next to someone wearing a fedora? Check!!

It's okay guys, she's cool.

I actually prefer the old nose.

That chin, on the other hand...

Ohhhh
It seems like I can finally
Rest my head on some Land-Balls
I like the way that feels

check out this photo of Ashlee taken on St. Patrick's Day:

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardWest2.jpg

I saw the pictures but I haven't read the title yet and I first thought it was a post about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears...
That girl has no talent, no voice, no beauty and now, I think she doesn't own a original face.

I'M GONNA CALL THIS RIGHT NOW: In a month or so, she's gonna start saying she had a deviated septum and had to get the operation, which is why, also, she couldn't sing. Although everyone knows she's a talentless ugly bag of shit.
Mark my words: "deviated septum"

HA! @38

I should totally try to be famous if everyone else is doing it.

I KNOW she got a nose job and you know how I know? I have a flat tire because of that nose. Yup, that's right. I got a flat tire yesterday and had the car towed to the local gas station. The mechanic said he originally thought it was a nail in the tire, but then he pulled and pulled and out came the rest of Ashlee Simpson's nose.

She owes me a new tire.

@ 19
Do you love me now?

i heard tom bought her old nose for dildo usage

She sold her old nose to a jew.

Her old nose was so big, she could actually smell the alphabet.

The stupid thing is why deny it, she's already been busted for lying a few times...i.e. when she said she didn't yell at that guy behind the counter in MacDonalds and then the video footage came out...or when at first she said her band hit the wrong button on SNL, then changed her story to say she had acid reflux and couldn't sing. Bitch, Whitney Houston was a crackhead for 10 years before it affected her voice, don't tell me heartburn is whats responsible for you sounding like somebody's kicking a bag full of cats.

Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise likes pussy.....FAR AWAY FROM HIM!

Ashlee a LIar? Why? IT SAYS HERE SHE DIDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY!! HEllo! LEAVE her Alone! Her new nose looks GREAT!

#46 you are a moron.

Nice one Papa, may I join in? I'll start with . . . her old nose was so big, when it rained her shoes stayed dry.

Land-Man, that was dumb. The kind of jokes teenagers make.

Did middle schools cancel classes today?

Anyone else notice that in the second photo her shaddow has no nose?

Cue press releases from her shaddow neither denying nor admitting that it has had a nose-ectomy.

Is it true that Ashlee Simpson got lost in Appalachia looking for, "authentic hand-carved birdhouses and healing simples", and got forcibly sodomized by the neck of some 90-year-old hilljack's "corn likker" bottle? I swear that was in People not too long ago. I think the article said that her nose got broken because he beat her face into a split-rail fence while his 400 lb. "Eatin' hog" did something like, "chewed her faggot-lovin' cunny and swilled the leavings". But People sucks.

LandMan's the shizzle y'all...

It's all in fun guys. I don't get mad when people make fun of Louisiana trailer trash.

Believe me, I have no problem making fun of vapid tarts with no talent. Saying "she gave her nose to a jew" is so easy– a 12-year old would make that joke. Say Howard Stern or Bill Maher or talk about a friggin yam. But jew jokes? Lame, been-done, over 'em.

And "her nose was so big her shoes stayed dry"? That was a wonderbra print ad. And a one-liner by 4 comedians I can name off the top of my head.

sorry! I'm just sick of the same tired references and used-up jokes. the only people who laugh at them are teenagers who aren't sick of them yet and infantile grown men who think farts are funny.

Wow, is this kike day on SF? I will throw you from the Temple just like our Lord did. Except, unlike Jesus, I will throw you out with my Land-Cock.

60.
see, that's much better. historical reference + metaphor + sophomoric (but land-man-esque) humor.

works.

#49 - That's why he made the move "Far and Away."

#55 - I can't tell on some of these pics, but then there are 1,000 photogs on those access hollywood shows and it's a flashbulb frenzy. Do you think sometimes that's why the shadows look all jacked? That is just my theory, I do think her nose actually looks like that. Or maybe she's a witch, do they have shadows? I know it's vampires who can't see themselves in the mirror.

So Hurly.. why don't you bless us with your sophisticated brand of humor instead of picking fights with everyone else.

Well... we're WAITING...

wait for it, pinky.
i posted all over the place yesterday.
where's sherry-co?

Her new nose is cute..cute enough to shade a dirty sanchez

No thank you.

67th!!!!!!

If she just got a chin-job she would be verrry hot... But plastic.

Hurley, Can't believe I actually took time out to read some of your posts from yesterday.

Yes, you are correct that you posted all over the place. Yet, I saw not one witty comment or anything that was even remotely funny. Yet, you find it imperative that you pick on one of the funniest posters on this site, Land-Man.

Yes, you throwing out philosophical questions about children and marriage qualify you for opening nite at the Laugh Factory.

I finally occured to me that we haven't been able to focus on Ashlee's talent due to her nose. Now we can finally get to see it.

All we need, is an electron microscope...

Her nose job looks great. With a little more work, she'll be alright, instead of looking like Alice the Goon from the Popeye cartoons.

Me thinks that we're not obsessed with lamebananas. I think that someone's obsessed with all of us. I just said it cause I haven't seen that hermaphrodite on this thread and I didn't want a "Stupid Girls" radio edit reply.

I think she looked better before. it was more distinctive, now shes looking very generic. boring.

Tag, you're it today Land-Man.

Why am I not surprised?

And yes, with her new nose, she's just not Ashlee anymore. From the side her nose doesn't even fit her face at all. But no amound of plastic surgery would ever make me like her.

69.
oh sure, the two times i was serious..
why do you care so much, anyway?

The only surgery that would make me like her, would be a radical procedure perfected in Cuba (of all places)is called an Ashleerectomy. This procedure involves the complete und total removal of all of Ashlee Simpson from this plane of existence.

I hate celebs who have obvious work done, then deny it. Especially when you look like a different person afterwards. Her and Meg Ryan should start a club.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000303.html

She needs a full face and personality transplant. It's so obvious. Even the end of her nose is different. She just had the bump shaved off, yeah RIGHT!!! That's a whole new nose.

I don't blame her for fixing her nose, but please do something about that chin! She is still an untalented hick.

I wish my sister was famous.

#2 ahahaha-- yes, and it's also her drummer's fault for whacking her with a drumstick, and...oh there she goes, doing another hoedown...

From the looks of the picture, it looks like someone did a pretty damn good job on that nose. Havn't we all seen bad nose jobs? I give it a thumbs up.

Britney Spears called.... she wants her nose back.

...and the hat she lost 2 years ago.

#83, I agree. It is a good job. She should own up to it instead of pretending like it didn't happen. It's an obvious change. Denying it just makes her look stupid. Like denying the lip synching and then getting caught. Didn't she learn this lesson already?

Oh bay-by bay-by!! She's not..that..innocent.

Ashlee had a legitimate medical reason for having her rhinoplasty. It seems my 'short curlies' kept getting clogged in her nostrils which led to recurring infections. The surgery simply gave her better clearance for when she's gulpin' down the 'Lil General'.

#88- Did you just blatently tell us your General was little? Guess that makes you unattractive to Tom Cruise.

#44- very much.

TCLTC

"LIL"= Large, Impressively Land-Manesque

#78, Yeesh! Meg went from Cutesy to looking like that fat mom who always brings the potatoe salad casserole with the crushed fritos on top to the pot luck.

This just in. Ashlee Simpleton's old nose is up for sale on Ebay...

Her new nose looks SOOOOOO good, though. I have to admit it. Kudos to the knife-man (or woman)

If she keeps lying it will grow back like pinochio!

NAR! I LIE! YOU LIE! EVERYONE LIES! NOT SAYING SOMETHING IS A LIE! KEEPING A SECRET IS A LIE! YOU ARE A LIE.

Stop lying... she was annoying before and she's annoying after. She's not bananas. She's a talent-less hack.

Bad nose jab, too. The side is too squared off.

There's an obvious difference between her nose in both pictures. does she think everyone is that stupid not to see it? Wait, she's that stupid...actually...

It sure looks a hell of a lot better than it did before. You could probably have fit an ear of corn up one of her old, unimproved nostrils. Or a cock. Or a fist. Damn, that would have been a fun game to play with her. And what's with her spelling her name "Ashlee"? Is "Ashleigh" or "Ashley" too good for you, you pretentious whore? Like, you're SOOO unique and different! God damn her to hell. She makes me want to kick-kick...her in the fucking face!

Ashlie?

Wow, i'm on fire tonight!

It are only two blondes (idiots) in the family or there are still others as a nurse of them?

http://bilybop.free.fr

When celebrities get plastic surgery, where do they go to recover from the bruising and scars?

C'mon, you should know that celebrites don't scar. They're not like us...you know...the mere mortals.

62: I thought the movie was "Fag & A Gay"

She looks like britney spears before she turned to fat trash in the after pic.

She removed the bump to make way for the new sign to be planted on that head, which reads: "Main Attraction = Chin"

People are having plastic surgery all the time now ... get over it!

She actually looks like Paris "the non-blowjob-giving skank" Hilton in that photo.

She probably sucks too. Not. Well.

She's such a wannabe and her singing is nothing special. She's only famous because her sister is known and she's jealous of all the attention Jessica gets. Now she acts like this wannabe rebel and totally copying clothes and singing style of Gwen Stefani. Seriously, you should watch her and you can see that she's imitating her. The sad thing is is that she has so many followers out there that want to be her when she doesn't care about them...she's just in it for the $$$

She's done the nose, now it is only logical to shave an inch off the chin.

Maybe they should have asked Ashlee if she *has* a nose. Then she would have giggled and said, "Maybe...who nose?"

I would

Call me crazy, but if she feels better about herself now then good for her. I think she made a great decision. I know i would've done the same thing if i was unhappy with what i was given....sorry God, thats not a blow at you.

Of course Ashlee Simpson is a liar. She has lied about..So much.

But what everyone seems to miss is that, she tells everyone, "Love yourself for who you are" "I love my nose! It makes me different" Things like that. Yet she turns around and gets a nose job? How do people still like her? She lies about her music (vocal enhanced albums) She lies to her fans about 'why' she lip synced.

When is she going to get the boot?

Lmao, and yet she doesn't care what people think of her? Way to overprove you're a fraud.

Wow..if you guys can read, Ashlee did not lye about her nose job...she did not confirm, nor deny it. Who cares if she did get plastic surgery anyways?? If you all had the money, you'd do the same thing! People need to stop hating..she hasn't done anything wrong!!! Get lives.

who cares if ashlee had a nose job, as long as she is happy wit her body then wats the prob? she sed women shuld b happy wit there bodies and she wasn't so she changed it. as long as she can still sing which she can then it shuldn't matter. n she looks reli gd in her new video invisable!

hahah at 4 and 7

another hypocritical simpson sister. ashlee used to say she loved her nose and it made her unique. then she goes and gets a nose job. but she still needs to get rid of her MAN CHIN before she would be hot.