May 5 2006Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer addresses pregnancy rumor

Wow - Big Time Celebrity!

hit it or not? that is the question

Want to bet that she will name the kid "PICKLE"

I can confirm that she's pregnant, she loves doing it Land-style.

Wow... I'm not a huge fan - but she looks hot in that picture!
Kinda like jewel there ---->

Wow, she actually does look hot in that picture.

Hmmmm.

Hey Boredmiff

Great post - pretty funny with the arrow

jewel is a hag.

ANS is the shizzle, love her crucifix

its boredmilf not boredmiff

Who died?

That ain't no crucifix. It's a Land-Necklace which I intentionally shot in that pattern.

the land-man has artistic ablilities...

For some reason I have the urge to "Sean Connery" this dumb bitch........

Howard Stern, what a tool. Not only is his name easily confused with the other Howard Stern which is reason enough to annoy me, I simply want to kick him in the nuts for being such a simpering douchebag all the time. He's more annoying than Anna Nicole.

Land man is a tool. You have to be able to get an erection to shoot a load.

Hot? Especially with them linebacker shoulder pads.... hot like Dynasty circa 19??

You may think she looks hot now, but just remember, she has the potential to be a grower.

I think its

Howard "I would lick her pussy" K. Stern's

child.

i think this lawyer is actually a 13 year old goth chick. here's my reasoning:

1. goth chicks are obnoxious and therby qualified for legal training.
2. the idea that anyone lies because they like watching other people discuss their behavior is a clear sign that you are either a.) anna nicole smith; or b.)you are cutting yourself in the bathroom after biology class.

i can't wait for the first infant to endorse trim-spa!

I'm personally sick of looking at the "wispy, thoughtful" Jewel... and BTW, that is so touched up.

Im glad to see that you all are keeping it clean! Good Job!

If she is pregnant, she's just gonna get fat again. What the hell is up with fat celeb women losing a ton of weight and then getting knocked up? Stupid cows should've done it BEFORE they lost the weight! Still not sure WHY anyone would want a kid, though...annoying little crotchfruits...kinda makes me want to rip out my uterus with a coathanger.

#21: Shove a zucchini up your dried up cunt, Edna.

Edna!!!

Then I'll donate it to Tom Cruise. I bet he'll eat it. Maybe with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

@22
No one wants to fuck them when they're fat

I met Anna at a plus-sized store where I was shopping for condoms.

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Land-Man

Edna loves the cock.

You buy condoms at Lane Bryant? I always knew you were a chubby-chaser.

that mcdonalds "asian salad" yoga ad is disturbing on so many levels.

what the fuck makes a salad "asian" anyhow??? oranges?

Actually they're "mandarin" oranges.. get it? How silly!

they should come out with a "puerto rican salad," and the only difference is it takes an hour to make

If she's doing it Land style, she must have a Land-gina?

How about an African American Salad? We'll throw some watermelon and ribs in it.

I had a Puerto Rican salad and it tried to steal my car and rape my girlfriend.

#22 why dont you take yourself up on that...then when your done...shove the coat hanger down your throat...

howard stern, how ironic..

First!
TCLTC

my African American salad sold me some crack last night

Can Child Services preemtively abort the baby and insert it into the uterus of somebody who won't be a psycho drug addict mother?

SAhe was funnier when she was fat.

My Anglo american salad: killed most of the American indians then stole their land, after that, it enslaved all the people that were minding thier own business in africa, then exploited them for a couple of hundred years, then went to the middle east stole all the oil to put it in her SUVs then complained when the towel heads blew them the hell up on 9-11...and now it bitches and moans like a fucking cunt that nobody likes her.

@39
Actually... they can...

41: that's one *busy* fucking salad

but is also obviously far more superior to any other salad ever

#44 I hope you aren't serious.... just breaking #41's balls...

That salad created modern civilization, and is the envy of all other salads in the world. There's no rules to the world folks, and the white salad kicked everyone's asses fair and square. If you can't play a real man salad's game, go home and cry to your mommies.

Show some respect.

totally, milf, i'm cool like that

Hey Everyone..Just released photo of LAMBANANAS...He/She is sooooooooo damn sexy!

COME SEE ALL:

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WTF tossed salad is more like it - "roll over for a taste"?

TCLTC (and tossed salad).

Yeah! My first post! I think Anna Nicole is beautiful and I would do her.

Yes, everyone, I am a lesbian and have a thing for blondes. Even if they are kinda kooky and old.

Actually, i believe it was the European Salad, which created modern civilisation, the American salad just stole it and gave it a bad rep, pissing off the other salads in the process.

take that suckers!!!!!!!

I've been thinking. We should totally change it to GLIBTARD in honor of Tom Cruise loving the cock.

We'll get back to how superior it is once they're done tossing it for you in Irak...funny how the black olives seem to be doing most of the work ...again.

In other more pertinent comments ....does this guy even qualify a celeb, seriously, we need some standards people.

did i mention that salad is also high in calories, low in intelligence, with a hint of 'fucked up' democracy

This is by far the funniest thread of all time.

I'm still trying to figure out why #51 thinks it's so important to let us all know that she's a lesbo...

She looks good bent over here -

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_keeps_us_guessing_20060505.php

Yeah,I just noticed it #57, what the fuck is that about.

what the hell does TCLTC stand for?

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock

milf: thats easy, she wants you to toss her salad. Good luck with that then

TCLTC

...preferably, up his butt.

@60:

TCLTC = Tom cruise loves the cock.

Huh. The Canadian Salad at McD's is so fuckin' polite, they pay you to eat it.

I JERKED OFF IN HER LIBTARD SALAD!!!!!!

she looks fiiiiine there.

GLIBTARD!!!!!
@58 - geez....could she have any more extra skin hanging on her?!?! I know bassett hounds with less extra skin on them!!!

Shouldn't this headline read "Anna Nicole steals Gena Lee Nolin's face"?

Don't worry Anna, it's not too late for that abortion...Clearly this statement has us confused as to whether or not your pregnant.

Geez, what happen? Is that really her? If so, She looks hotter in that photo then she did in Playboy and those god awful-softcore videos.

#69 she really does look different..maybe some surgery??

Now this is a woman I would turn Les for...she is absolutely beautiful..Anna Nichol is not even in the same league...

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/jennifer_love_hewitt_fez_10_big.jpg

30 The salad has almonds, asians have "almond eyes"?

I would hit that so hard I would go to jail for assault.

Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

actually..in those pictures it looks likes she's faked tanned the muscle lines on her abs. She looks weird. Doesn't look anything like Anna Nicole at all anymore.

This used to be a site where everyone posted comments on celebrities... that was fun, and that's how it started. I posted that I didn't hate Tom Cruise and I'm not a freak to wish someone dead that I don't even know.

So, lets go back to just commenting on celebs and not on fellow posters behind the anonymity of a screen name. I don't understand saying something personal about a screen name... it's that dumbest thing in the whole world.

Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

See, it really doesnt make a logical person out of a dumb one, now does it?

Now you see what I'm talking about, so take my advice and really try to act like a member of society and not like a bratty little annoying thing.

And, P.S. My Screen name is I_AM_BANANAS... like the letter I (eye)... and it's not my fault you don't know the difference. Ever heard the Gwen song? I am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Don't hate, appreciate.

Jennifer Juniper is a dyke
Doo-dah, Doo-dah,
Jennifer Juniper is a dyke
Oh-doo-dah-day...

Edna Bambrick, lord. She has had me banned before from yahoo. I had my account for 8 goddamn (edna: GODDAMN) years and yahoo bans me just like that. Superficial, be on the lookout for a woman named beverlyann hatch and one named cindybin. They are just as bad or worse! Oh and actually Edna, Ive been visiting this site, about Jesus and thought I might share it with you.
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/flash_jesus/flash_jesus.htm

78 Shut the fuck up.

Hey Everyone..Just released photo of Iambananas...He/She is sooooooooo damn sexy!

COME SEE ALL:

http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/5-5-2006%20-%20unsexy%20header.jpg

79 -

Um...

Lickin' clit all night,
Fisting chicks all day,
Someone said JJ's a dyke,
And Tom Cruise is gay????

Lambananallamagoganabobannadingdong...your name reminds of Bananarama, that was a pretty cool 80's pop band.

I miss the 80's

Telegram for: Iambananas
From: Fa Cube Itches

Okay I get it STOP You wish things were different here STOP Duly noted and to an extent agreed with STOP However could you please stop with the endless cut and paste laments re said situation STOP The shtick is getting very old STOP If you intend to keep making yourself a target then please do so with brevity STOP If not I cordially invite you to shove your next lengthy cut and paste missive up your own ass sideways STOP Alles klar Herr Kommissar STOP

Screw that Lambda Lambda Lambda and the gay choir your came with cuz no one here is going to cooperate with your public desire to take one for your team with Tom Cruise who also by chance happens to love the cock.

You two go get a room.

That picture is actually from Anna's appearance at the Supreme Court. Hard to believe that the drugged out pig on her show somehow transformed herself into a nice image of a lady like that. Of course she didn't have to open her mouth and that helped.

But really amazing and show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash.

In this case, a mountain of it.

"... show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash."

truer words have never been written.

Update: Would still hit it like it owed me money.

I was just going to join in and bash lambanas or bonanza or whatever, when I realized somthing. I think she's a 14 yr old girl.? I hope that that's the reason you're so dumb. Really. This is your out bambam. You better take it.

"But really amazing and show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash."

You just named every actor in Hollywood.

Yes it is really stupid, so obviously for publicity and media attention since we haven't thought of her since she went on Trim Spa and started going to parties all wasted and marbley-mouthed!

This girl is freaky looking. She is too tranny looking. That Jennifer Juniper needs glasses.

she looks good

Judging by this pic, Trimspa works fucking miracles.

#85 Fa Cube, funniest fucking post I've read in a llloooonnnngggg time...

#46
Hogwash!
Civilization was created in china and what is now known as the middle east! Please read a history book.
Also here is a fact:
"the West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do."----------
Samuel P. Huntington

Then you'd think the not-forgetting-about-it non-Westerners would be just a BIT more hesitant to fuck with the West. Huntington had it backwards as to who best remembers the beatings.

Also Western economic and governmental structures were far superior to those elsewhere, ergo Western superiority in organized violence.

#82 - that guy is ugly right? haha.

Yeah, anyone who thinks Bruce Villanche is anything but the ugliest androgenous fat tub of shit needs to have their head examined, after it is sawed off with a plastic spork.

how can anyone think shes hot??? i wouldnt touch that bitch with a ten foot pole....

and #80 thank you!! that totally made my day

Doesn't this twat already have one kid she never takes care of? Her offspring are guaranteed to be more screwed up than Frances Bean.

Be careful Libtard. There's an asshat that runs around here wanting to toss your salad.

Who is this woman who has wasted precious minutes of my life

lol crotchfuit.

@36-

Little defensive of your screaming crotchfruit, are you? I bet you're one of those assholes who let their kid throw a tantrum in a store, and say, "No, no honey...shhh, please stop..." or some other BS like that. Or you let it run around and fuck up shit that you make others clean up because you're too fat and lazy to do it yourself. It's fuckers like you that make me hate kids in the first place. How about you get off the internet and get back to shoving Twinkies down your gaping maw while your husband is at work fucking his secretary because he hates coming home to your fat ass and your out of control kids, you stupid broodmare cunt. I'm sure we'll see your kids in jail or strung out on meth soon enough, and then you'll be kissing my ass because my tax dollars will be paying for it's rehab or jail. Please go kill yourself now.

Hehehe, don't hold back...

Of course, no offense to those of you who are GOOD parents, kids are ok for others, just not for me. I obviously appreciate well-behaved kids that have responsible parents. I'm sure the non-retarded among you understood that, thanks for not being a fucking stupid sack of shit like #36. I love (most) of the rest of you guys, you make my days interesting.

@106-

I never do! You have to call people out on their stupidity, or they'll never shut up. Ok, I swear I'm done for now. :)

Does anyone else find the lawyers name a little funny?

I don't find the lawyers name funny. Jewish yes, funny no.

But I do find tsarinaamanda sexy.

I think that Anna Nicole's uterus would look like an eggplant that had been left in the sun for a week -- shrivled, purple-y brown, and putrid.

I can't believe a fetus could actually gestate in there.

Crotchfruit? LOL

@85 You rock!
Have mixed feelings about Anna Nicole. I used to be heavy when she was, and lost the weight about when she did, and think she looks absolutely wonderful. But the girl is messed up mentally beyond repair; so sad if she is going to raise another child.
Gerald T., love your blog.

tsarinaamanda, perhaps we have seen the same little banshees in public? i don't blame the kids as much as the parents (although i do make a few exceptions). there is nothing more annoying in this world (other than a few people on here, who shall remain nameless), than a shrieking child in a public place, and parents that sit back and let them do it.
anna nicole, i think you fall in this category.

Third update: Would hit it for freedom.

@110: Thank you, that makes my day much better, I just got off work and had to deal with the aforementioned children all day. Jesus, I thought working in a pet hospital would keep those little shits away from me, boy was I wrong!

@114: Do you live in Northern VA, or is it this bad all over the country? I do agree, it is mainly the parents fault, but it doesn't make it any better. I sometimes feel like I shouldn't ever leave the house! And I guarantee that ANS will be one of those parents, she'll be too busy drinking, popping pills, or whatever to discipline her kid. Damn, Hollywood, kids are NOT the "trendy" accessory for this season, please get that through your heads!

This is the post we're going to see all weekend? MM...
Anyway, tsarinaamanda, I agree with your second answer: apparently, some called celebrities think having kids is fashionable these days: we normal people have been douing the same by years... No wonder why kids today are so messed up.

maybe she doesn't want to say who fucked her up because
he's too busy fucking up the rest of the nation.

@41 that was no salad, that was only the dessert

Holy crap... It took me a great deal of googling, and looking at the source article's photo gallery before realizing that was Anna Nicole Smith.

I mean, she isn't doing the obnoxious "I-just-snorted-lots-of-cocaine" smile from ear to ear.

ugh.. shes so nasty

Amani, I know what you mean... I can't believe that's her, with a normal, human-style look on her face...

Be careful Libtard. There's an asshat that runs around here wanting to toss your salad.

What's this? Some asshat wants to lick my asshole with either syrup or jelly and he prefers jelly???

no, i don't, tsarina. but i did work at an animal hospital. no one is immune! give me barking dogs anyday :)

i didnt read all the comments, but did anyone else notice how lumpy her boobs look there? you'd think with all that money she just won, she could afford a good boob job, or a bra that fits.

Her boobs are lumpy because she's concealing pork sausages for young Howie's butt-hole.

Her boobs may look lumpy, but I'd still do her for the sake of saying "I screwed a PMOY". Who the hell is this Edna bitch? Is she gonna report me for being a carpet muncher?

In the link above: http://tinyurl.com/fqrcq she's starting to look more and more like an unattractive fat version of Reese Witherspoon.
I hope she wins this case. People have it in for gold-diggers, but seriously they serve a purpose, for guys like the 100 yr old guy she married.
If you cut someone's lawn on the condition that they will pay you to do so, you should get paid for it. That's all I'm saying.

LOL! At last a funny thread!
Actually, the European salad is the last salad to come out. It certainly wasn't the first civilisation!
Not having much going for itself, it then proceeded to copy every other previous salads and claim they 'invented' & 'discovered' them. Being a very ugly and insecure salad, it tends to wrongly take criticism as "jealousy"!
It has a fake confidence in itself, which stems from the knowledge that other salads are better than it is. Hence its need to imitate certain other salad's ways.
It can't understand why, after stealing, murdering, infecting and destroying everything it encounters, it is one of the most despised and ridiculed salads.

Wait wait realist, i think your getting confused with the american salad.

i hope she doesnt mistake the baby for a pie

Yeah, a funny thread, and realist2006 goes and fucks it up.

Europe was the birthplace of civilization. Mesopotamia (the fertile crescent, hello?)is directly situated in the middle of the Eurasian continent. Europeans were the first to attempt farming, which in turn prefaced the invention of tools and the domestication of wild animals (which in turn spawned communicable disease, not Europeans themselves). Accomplishing this allowed for a sedentary lifestyle with large groups of people living in one small area -- i.e. civilization as we understand it today.

If you passed seventh grade social studies, you'd remember this. On behalf of socially-aware eighth graders everywhere, FUCK OFF, COMMIE!!

I peed in Anna Nicole's European salad.
She took a few bites and told me it needed more Land-sauce.
Ya'll know what that means...

By the way, Realist 2006, the angry black man persona is SO 2004. Especially when you're really a white man. An overweight white man with a trucker hat and big doofy glasses named Michael Moore.

i dont care how unattractive michael moore is. hes not in the biz of selling his body. he sells the truth. ok, maybe its a little out of context, but its still the truth. ppl complained that far. 911 shows interviews taken out of context. still, it doesnt matter bc those things came out of the interviewee's mouth. the verdict? he rocks. i'd rather die then sleep with him, but id be his friend.

and as an afterthought in keeping with the salad metaphor...

id rather die then toss michael moore's salad.

We missed you oh so much Osh!

I guess I'll let Oshkosh out of her cage more often.

sweetcheeks--sounds like you've read "Guns, Germs and Steel." It's a great book about why the anglo-european salad is the most powerful salad of all.

"Asian salad" sounds like something you give someone in conjunction with a cincinatti bowtie.

I think you might have an "asian salad" right after a "peruvian breakfast." Just ask Osh.

#126 Do not live in sin! I have prayed to our Lord that you stop living a sinful lifestyle. Also, You have been REPORTED!

I don't think I've told Anna where we stand - which is very cheap.
Honey - it's a go - as long as you can score the cash.
A 'pre-nup' ? Sorry, that's still a 'no go'. I still feel that really cheapens a relationship.

Call me.

And don't order the salad... as per usual

parishaswarts--I went to high school with Michael Moore. One time, I took a dump in a KFC box and put it in his locker. He never found out who did it; I think that is what drives him to do investigative documentaries.

Michael Moore is to a documentary as Anna Nicole is to virginity.

Neither has any regard for the other.

Can anyone tell me how much money Michael Moore made on his Haliburton stock?

Assholes. You just can't keep them off this site.

PeteMcLochness-

ROTFL. Michael Moore's still desperately searching for the owner of the poo in his locker. You made a monster.

Sheva-
that was shady of Michael Moore, agreed. However, his films do raise some interesting questions. Namely, i want Osama Bin Laden dead and I wanna know why exactly we have an unrelated war in Iraq while we ignore the real problems. Sheva, if your so smart, where are the weapons of mass destruction that we went in there for? Hmm?

And you lose 10 points for being classless and tacky for calling me an asshole. At least be creative when you insult someone darling.

Edna dear why dont you go to http://www.muslimaccess.com/discussions/forum/ or some similar site and spread your word there instead?

Maybe include you full home address just incase...

and have you seen your own foto lately? Realy you should try Jenny Craig, it worked for Kirstie Alley ;)

Pre- and Immediately Post-Playboy, definite Hittage. Now, only with a coked up 'roid freak like Barry Bonds and a even then, Hittage only with his Louisville Slugger.

Not that it would hurt her, she has to be as dumb as a bag of rocks. Rich + Stupid = Most of America's entertainment industry.

Be a real man! Hop on that, and if you live, I am sure the docs can find the cure later.

People, people... Please. If we're all going to discuss Michael Moore and I don't know communism, then I hope we try our best not to misrepresent anyone. Communism has been given an alternative meaning, a bad one, and that bad alternative meaning is the one we use popularly. I really hope you don't have immediate bad associations with the concept, #131, I agree with everything you said in your post and hope that commie addition was a joke... (bad one btw).

#144. Do us all a favour and tell us, you're not helping anyone.

Michael Moore, and farenheit 9/11 is the shit. It was an eye opener for me, and I appreciate his show, "The Awful Truth". As for Anna Nicole; she's ugly like whoa.

Calling people commies for being suppodedly ignorant is so, hmmm I don't know, so fifties, I think calling them George W. Bush would be more with the times, you could also use it as a substitute for liar, cheater, drunk, cokehead, killer of america's next generation on a new vietnam, failed business man and stupid.

#148--alternative meaning huh. Sounds like commie talk to me. Maybe somebody should take a dump in your locker.

I forgot to mention to "Edna" that I am an Athiest. If there is a Hell, I would rather burn in eternity than look at your photograph. I don't believe you are who you say you are. However, I like to annoy people and antagonize them. Que sara, sara.

Amani -- Marx and Engels had a noble idea in their manifesto; the only glitch is applying it to humanity. (Read Animal Farm).

"All animals are created equal -- some are just more equal than others, and they're the ones taking dumps in everyone else's lockers..." George Orwell.

Being a pinko commie is NOT a joke! I am reporting all commie posts. #148: consider yourself reported.

someone should report Michael Moore for the double quarter-pounder I found under his left teat.

@151

No one cares if you're an atheist. Just like no one cares that you're a lesbian who has a thing for blondes, "even if the're kinda kooky and old". This is not a singles site. Next thing you'll unleash is how you like long walks on the beach and cuddling. Nobody gives a shit!!!!!

*they're*

#154, I'm sorry, we weren't properly introduced. And you are? My name is Jennifer, I am a Virgo. My stats are 38 29 36 and I don't like long walks on the beach. If you are interested, I will tell you more.

ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN!!

6. Posted by Haroof on May 5, 2006 04:33 PM "Wow she actually does look hot in that picture"

I agree. I think she's an ugly skankhole, but damn if I didn't do a double-take at how good she looks there...except for that lineman shoulder-padded jacket thing.