Apr 20 2006Tom Cruise is the master of language

TCLTC

2ND!

I fuckin love it when I fucking get 1st fucking post. FUCK!

all that cock has gone to his head

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store.aspx?s=suburbangypsy.1375539

Tom Cruise... is awesome.
I love it.

That's all.

On the bright side it SOUNDS pretty

"Apple" would have been a way more appropriate name, given the father

Pretty sure I called that from the first second. Leave the Jews alone, we think you're insane.

Ok, so the name means "Go away" when addressing a female? And Tom Cruise named the child. Does this not seem the most obvious name for this child EVER?

What a tool...

I feel so sorry for his poor kid, she will never be able to visit Isreal or Japan...

Great, another terrorist is born. Doesn't anyone else fucking remember 9/11?

Didn't he drop out of high school?
What do you expect. *sigh*

Pray for that poor baby. The absolute horror of having Tommy Loony as your Dad is hard to comprehend.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Sherryco would have named the baby HAIL TOM CRUISE! but the first name blank didn't have enough spaces on the birth certificate and you can't use all caps.

I fucking love it. He's a moron! See?!
In cuntonese Suri means TCLTC.

#10 - That child won't go many, many places. Like, for instance, outside.

Fuck, LandMan! Quit being an asshole already. I know you're trying to get everyone all stirred up but you're a total fucker. I didn't know anyone there nor have I ever visited New York, but I don't see any way that could be a joke. Maybe next time, a plane will land on you in the middle of Main Street USA. You know, like how that house landed on your mom in that movie, Wizard of Oz.

That picture makes them look like a mob family

suri is also a kind of alpaca...

tom's suri he made a mistake

Tom Cruise was wishing for a little boy (tom loves the little boy cock). So when he found out it was a girl he decided to name her "go away".

#16, are you joking or did you not see yesterday's post where twelve other people posted this same message?

#19, it was a joke about how repetitive the comments on this site are sometimes...

GLORIOUS! That's what it is.

I am laughing my ass off. What an arrogant idiot. I hope to hell he is embarassed... Couldn't have happened to a better person...

Idiot celebrities. What's with the strange names?
If I have triplets, I'll name them after my best friends; Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels and Rolling Rock.

Over your head Jacq? Funny shit about the Wizard of Oz. Made me laugh my big 12" off.

I think they should name their next baby Land-Man, and then tie the baby to the back of their car and take a long trip on a bumpy dirt road.

#18 That's probably the best guess to his rationale to naming her suri, however, Tom probably was trying to take a crack at sounding smart or "worldly"...or whatever alien crack he smokes nowadays...

it is going to be even funnier when he tries to cover it up by saying in Scientology it means princess..Cause L.Ron said so..

the whole thing is just so surieal

he might as well have named her pinocchio.

"Over your head Jacq? Funny shit about the Wizard of Oz. Made me laugh my big 12" off."

ah. so that's where it went.

Hahaha! That's what happens when you're a know-it-all, placenta-eating dumbass!

I don't think it counts to have the first post when all you write is "1st". While someone else who really should have had the first post is typing something funny and interesting, all the dumb people write "1" and think they're cool... they're not.

Bahhh, he'll pull some whacked explanation out of his ass, and try to turn the tabes on us like WE'z the foo's.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/20/entertainment/e092413D51.DTL&type=entertainment

Says he has them scratching their heads at the name Suri.
What a dumbass.

SURI = Scientology's Unstoppable Robot Infant

he is an operating thetan level 7..show respect..

#32 nobody called 1st, lay off the alien crack.

I think someone trusted an internet source a bit too much...
http://www.hebrewbabynames.com/item.cfm?itemid=758

i thought the kids name translated to '"my dad loves the cock."...

i hope he chokes on his placenta smoothie...

#35 i peed a little i laughed so hard at that one..did we ever find out who the real dad is????

http://jas.familyfun.go.com/babynamer?page=ShowName&name=Suri&origin=Persian&meaning=red+rose&middleName=&lastName=

Here is where he got the "red rose" translation--on familyfun.com

#38 you're right someone didn't ask the experts on this one--oh that's right, TC is the expert on ALL things.

poor kid. every time somebody calls her, she won't know if she's coming or going.
and mr. superfish, we all know Tom Cruise is the master of only one thing.

somebody say it...

What a tool. What a fucking tool.

SARAH = Princess in Hebrew

i think they should have gone with something safer...like, say, Cheerio.

Forget the facts. Tom Cruise will get Websters to change the meaning and spelling of the name to be Suri, so he can be right.

Britney tries to get a tattoo saying "mysterious" in Chinese, and it comes out as "strange". And now this.

Karma's a bitch, people, karma's a bitch.

can you imagine her first e-meter test (whatever it's called again)?
then again, he IS dyslexic. maybe it was supposed to be IRUS. you know, like the flower? no?
i agree, jay. what a tool.

He should have named her OPTIMUS PRIME or RRRRRRRRRRRRR, which is a very sweet name for a little girl.
ok COCK is a good name (I Love it!!)

#23 don't you mean your only friends?

#28, stupidest joke I've seen yet.

That alien crack is some serious shit. The other day I smoked two moon rocks and I kept seeing these little pickpocket aliens running around poking me in the shins with their pointy noses. Actually that might have been earlier today, now that I think about it...

#39- yes it definitly means "my dad loves the cock" in xanuian

Tom is from Syracruse, NY.

Suri Cruise = Syra cruse ?

Xenu's child got lazy.

meghan harris will you please shut up- last time i checked websters has no influence on the hebrew language. put your helmet back on and go back to eating your own scabs!

Yeah #32, I said TCLTC, if you dont know what that means then you're not cool. So get off my clit!!!

#42 - THE COCK! THE COCK! THE COCK! What do I win?! Cock?!

OK I love cock to...so what??!!

#53 - That is SO fuckin' hilarious!!!!

#53, no it isn't. Look me in the eye when I shoot off.

In Korean, su ri is a mouth lesion. Like herpes.

In Aruban, suri means "dead cheerleader"

"Tom is from Syracruse, NY.

Suri Cruise = Syra cruse ?

Xenu's child got lazy."

Hey, idiot, there is no such place as Syracruse, NY. It's SyraCUSE, now go sit in the corner.

#60- shoot off what? your mouth as ususal?

Is it too much to ask that Tom Cruise does everyone a favor and fucking drops dead? Preferably with a cock jammed in every orifice? I mean REALLY.

Isnt it very strange and ironic that he chose a biblical name?

I love it, you give your kid a name and announce to the press what it means...and don't even bother to check it out?! What, like there wasn't ONE Synagogue or Temple or Jewish person within 1,000 miles that they could varify that they weren't giving the kid a name that when combined with all it's meanings means "Get away from me you female Syrian Pointy Nosed Pickpocket....classic. He was probably too busy with THE COCK to bother.

I can't believe how much press this lunatic still gets.

#55 water came out of my nose! funny shit man, funny shit

#44 is TOTALLY correct

Is it just me or does every single "person" in the picture for this article look like evil incarnate? Also, wouldn't Mr. Cruise have the "tech" to know what "Suri" meant in every language? I mean an OT of his level is supposed to be somewhat of a god according to Scientolody's bullshit, right? Wait!!! AI'm sorry, Mr. Cruise!!! I didn't mean that! Don't kill me with your mind powers!

#30 (tits_on_snack), apparently Air-Cock can't make up his mind how long he should pretend to be. Earlier it was 11", now it's 12". He should really think aboutlabeling those severed penises that he gets off of his black lovers, so that he knows which one to use for which day of the week.

I live in Perú and here Suri is a kind of worm that lives in the jungle. So, anywhere poor little girl.

Surinam the equatorial nation where Tom Crusie has set up a huge nudist scientologist enclave. He got the idea when he was visited by the ghost of Jim Jones who inhabits the body of Kirstie Alley when she's on slimfast. Apparently, he's built a giant dildo factory, run with slave labor and they are kept in bondage through voodoo. Suri is the new voodoo high-priestess and will keep the dildos coming in ever greater numbers and in huge variety.

Seriously. My cousin saw a story on it last week on E. Really.

Babynames.com says the meaning of Suri IS Princess.

http://www.babynames.com/Names/name_display.php?n=suri

I don't think boycotting MI3 is enough, I think everyone, in any city he goes to promote it should show up wearing a "Tom loves the Cock" t-shirt. How fucking hilarious if an entire crowd of people had them on and it made it onto one of those nightly rag shows HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tom cruise is a cockmaster. Why exactly did he attempt to give his child a hebrew name? Don't scientologists get their own set of shitty space names?

75 - If babynames.com told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
The name Suri probably does mean "Princess" or "Angel" or some other gay shit in some godawful language. But if we can't make fun of Tom Cruise then what are we going to talk about? MeganHarris, NewGuy, Land-Man? I mean how are we going to sit here and waste hours of our lives talking shit about people we don't even know?! Preposterous!

#75
Yes, and I'm sure Babynames.com has a Hebrew linguist on staff. Apparently Tommy Boy thought they were smart sh*t too.

#75, 79 and half ther rest. after some exastive research the "red rose" meaning is right but its iranian... and by exastive i mean like 3min. but the internet NEver lies.

Surrey, England has a large Scientology Church.

Cruise knew what he ws doing. All this "princess"/ "rose" crap is a cover up.

Suri = Surrey, which is a region of England where L. Ron lived and where Scientology has it's UK headquarters.

Didn't you just have a feeling Scientology was involved somehow?

All of you are JEALOUS cuz none of you thought of that name before you named your kids some boring repetitive humdrum names. Now they come up with such a WONDERFUL & BEAUTIFUL name and listen to all of you spew vileness....oh and BTW Jacq has no problem accomodating 12" of anything..He's so reamed out hell he'll probably only beg for more...

i thought sorry would be an appropriate name from an asshole like tom cruise

It hardly matters - by now the Cock Lord will have pulled out his trusty light sabre and sacrificed poor little Pointynosed Pickpocket to Xenu or some other badly drawn cartoon character, the fucking spastic

but oh!!! how he LOVES that cock

@83-Sherry Cola, I dont have any kids but if I did, I certaintly wouldn't name them Suri..I'd go with Jose, something less common.

That poor kid.

I'm not jealous of Tom Cruise. If I have a daughter, I've already decided to name her Seductra. After my mother.

#78 You know if you can get that worked up about what someone you'll never know would name they're child maby you should think of turning off the damn computer and getting some form of life.
No I wouldn't name my kid Suri but what other people name they're offspring is not my business and I definetly wouldn't sit around getting pissed when someone points out something that has nothing to do with me.

Hmm if you spotted the meaning at babynames.com that must mean that when she is aprox 4 years old the meaning would be somthing diffrent like "Go away girlie pickpocketeer"...

SURI is a variant form of SARAH which means PRINCESS or NOBLE in Hebrew. From the Aramaic SARAH means PRINCESS, GUARDIAN ANGEL, GENIUS (Jastrow, Marcus. 1903. A Dictionary of the Targumim, the Talmud Babli and Yesushalmi, and the Midrashic Literature. v.1 Brooklyn: International Hebrew Book. 1627). Variant spelling - SURIE

#83

oh do shut up Sherry-Co, the nurse will be along in a minute with your sedative

#89 - Oops, you just did.

oh btw

Tom LOVES THE PLACENTA

tom cruise loves the placenta

damnit... i thought it didnt go through the first time.. stupid computer

sorry

Something you actually may find really hilarious about Tom Cruise and regards to this post. The picture found here

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/20/the-tom-cruise-birth-epilogue/

with the caption of "A protective Tom Cruise takes Katie Holmes back from the hospital.

My roommate wrote it, and I still laugh every time I read it.

@83

What did it feel like when you realized your mother abandoned you? You were what, about 11? Is that about when your foster dad started pouring you glasses of your namesake and putting his coarse, filty fingers in your no-no spot? How long was it before you forsook your given name of Beatrice and told everyone to call you Sherry?

I bet his favorite language is English with a fake Cockney British accent. Get it? Oh man, I'm hilarious.

haha, i laughed at Cockney British.

Not that I love or even mildly like Tom Cruise, and I don't mean to defend him, but I do feel a little bad for the poor baby who has a clearly psychotic father and a dangerously aloof mother who is pretty much inhuman in her flat affect. So just to set the record straight for the kid who already has enough problems...

"Avshalom Koor, who has for years presented TV and radio spots on the intricacies of Hebrew, said Suri was a derivation of Sarah — the name of Biblical patriarch Abraham's wife — as pronounced by some Central European Jews. Suri is a pet name for Sarah," Koor told Army Radio. ‘The Ashkenazi (Jews) of Poland and Hungary pronounce it Suri.’ “

Hey, did anybody hear that Tom Cruise is gay? I just heard it. I can't believe it!

jk

sherry co you can defend Scientology all you want, although why you would choose to do so on this site is beyond me. Please humor us, enlighten us, tell us how you have been empowered by Scientology, I'm curious, really. Tell us in what way was your life fucked up and now it isn't because of Scientology, and more importantly, how much has it cost you??? One more thing, can you explain why Scientology felt the need to drastically sway a poll a magazine TRIED to conduct regarding Tom Cruise and Scientology, by using 10 computers at the Celebrity Centere to cast 14,000 votes, hhhmmm, please, really, explain for us

Rough translations of "sherry-co"

Persian: Stupid twat
Hebrew: Stupid twat
Iranian: Stupid twat

i thought suri meant "red rose with gay father" in persian as well? or perhaps i'm paraphrasing.

news just in...Tom Cruise has finally rejected Scientology after having extensive conversations with a rabbit called Steve, who has convinced him that the world was created by a secret society of poodles wearing bowler hats who communicate with each other using enchanted harps

I thought Sarah or Sarai was hebrew for My princess >.< not SURI! lol. morons.

Anyone see the story about the woman who was found in a landfill? That was Sherryco. I could have sworn that bitch was dead. I was sure if I didn't do the trick that the bubonic plague would.
Sherry-
Did you run the computers that voted in the online poll? About whether Tom's image problems are his fault or the media's? See #103 if you're fucking retarded.

The name “suri” is recognized as thedescriptive term for the lesser Rhea ofthe Ostrich family, Pheidae, for its silky,shiny feathers which have been used byroyal families as decorative adornmentsand even were found on mummiesfrom ancient times. The silky, shinyappearance of the suri commanded theattention of the native peoples of SouthAmerica who then related that term tothe similar countenance of the suri type fiber.“Suri” appears to be a noun or adjective from theAymaran language, one of the two Native Americanlanguage groups in the Andes mountains along theAltiplano of Bolivia, Chile and Peru. According tonative informants, the term “suri” means “straight”in Aymara language. The feathers of the rhea arestraight. A hard rain that falls straight down is “suri.”The reed flute of the Andean pan pipes are “suri.” Suri does not mean “lock” or “luster,” but the use of “suri” in conjunction with the pan pipes does suggest the lock formation of the suri alpaca

#106 Conductor71, can I put that on a t-shirt?

hahahahaha

What's Hebrew for "manhole licking nutbag"?

krisdylee loves papa's cock

FYI - L. Ron Hubbard is from SURI, ENGLAND. Freaking rediculous.

Hey, now...Syracuse was my brainchild, if your going to use it, at least give me the credit.

Maybe SURI is for what TOm says when he eats the afterbirth. "MMM, that suris tasty!"

I am watching that American Inventor show right now and that English guy is an asshole. Love it. They just crush, literally, CRUSH people's long, hard road to creating these things and send them home to kill themselves.

104 - I read that too!
Were you on www.cuntswhoshoulddietranslated.com?
Wierd coincidence.

#112, Papa's hot nuts are mine, Ive got the tickets!! woot woot.

So, Nicole Kidman has commented "I hope mother and baby are doing well"

I read that as:
1. She knows KH isn't the mother
2. She says nothing about TC because he is a TOOL

http://socialitelife.com/2006/04/20/nicole_kidman_quote_of_the_day.php#comments

so, I wonder why Katie hasn't been allowed a comment. Or her parents.

I wonder what she will say when she is allowed to comment. Hmmm.

"I am so excited."

Someone needs to get a q-tip swab of DNA from that baby

inside the cheek

or a lock of hair

or a toenail clipping

something

KH's parent's will have something from KH -- they can get something from TC

parents

Does anyone else think it's VERY strange that Katie's parents were on vacation when she gave birth and they haven't come to see her?? I bet Tom bought them a vacation and sent them away so they wouldn't be there. He IS SO HIDING SOMETHING. And since he's fameous you know it'll eventually get out.

When he was interviewed by Diane Sawyer he just denied everything that's been reported about him, but let's face it, Tom-- 99% of all rumors are based on some truth. Fess up, already.

Cruise is a ticking time bomb. He's living a lie, he's the spokes man for a cult, and he's mad. It's only a matter of time before he explodes. I just hope his downfall involves Matt Stone and Trey Parker ... causing it.

#123 I totally agree with you..her parents are Catholics and they would be right there for her..its Tom's idea to get them away because he didnt want them to experience a Scientology birth of their only daughter. What a pussy ass bloody rag clot ass hole to push her parents away. Fuckin jack ass of a man...

this is what happens when you have been able to successfully manipulate the media for YEARS. you lose all perspective and start believing that you will allways be able to fool all of the people all of the time. but the people are on to you Tom. you named the alien after yourself, using the letters of your own name. and then you float a lie in the media saying that the name is Hebrew. and of course you succeeded for 24 hours -- even CNN repeated the rubbish. but thank goodness for bloggers. we don't just believe what we are told -- we look it up. it's getting harder and harder to manipulate eh Tom? we're on to you, you crazy bastard.

Good God!! You ppl need to get a LIFE..Thank goodness for bloggers?? that is so pathetic!! all you slimy slugs need to go crawl under your trailer homes...and leave the thinking to intelligent ppl. oh and BTW Jacq says he's ready for another 12"..you wouldnt believe how reamed out he is..

@121

DNA sampling will be hard. Consider that TC was eating the placenta. I pitcure Tom eating every thing that comes off and out of that baby until it is weaned. Perhaps longer. Kind of like a mother cat licks her kittens, only nowhere near that cute.

Constantly licking, preening, sucking. He'll store her secretions in the fridge and put them on his Wheaties in the morning. And he'll bite her nails and spread her poop on dry crackers.

Sorry.

he's fucked, and katie has become an mindless piece of arm jewelery, ver much like the diamond cartier bracelet that he really wanted, but everybody would have thought he was gay....er more so than they do already.

all i know is that it's a good thing that kid has money coming to her, cause she's going to need some SERIOUS therapy when she's older. and what about his other adopted kids?????? do they like cease to exist now?

Sherry-Co! I heard you were found in a landfill! So you're ok?

#76: I think that is a great plan!

You know whats funny? #127 feels the obligation to check back on what we said and how dare she call us trailor trash, I live on a welfare park..THANK YOU!!

Sherry-Co is so stupid, she saw a sign that said "do not walk, so she ran across" ...oooh woot woot!!!

#127

Sherry-co, glad you found the time to post in between rigging internet magazine polls

I'm just soooooo happy for this... you guys just made my day... MADE MY DAY...

SASSY OUT!

"suri" means "dead" in Estonian. Or rather "had died". Nice name, Tom! :S

#50; you say that like its a bad thing.

Did you know that he wanted Isabella and Connor there in the delivery room and he and Nicole had a major argument over it? So everyone should remain quite during birth so the fuckin alien won't get traumatised but it's okay for two kids who actually understand what's happening to see and hear everything. Not traumatic at all.

Tom Cruise will give his first post-baby interview to some shitty reporter, like Nancy O'Dell or something. He knows that she sucks so much and she'll be so thrilled to interview him that she won't ask him any of those pesky questions dealing with 'reality' and 'sanity'. My projected transcript of said interview:

Nancy O'Dell: So, how's the baby? How are you and Katie? How's LIFE Tom?

Tom Cruise: We're all so happy! The baby is amazingly gifted. She's only 2 weeks old and she can already walk, feed herself, drink from a cup, AND sacrifice her own goats!!

Nancy O'Dell: Alright. So, um, how's Katie recovering?

Tom Cruise: She's recovering fine!!! Wonderfully!!! Well, she's got me to help her!! I'm awesome!!! I'm completely impotent when it comes to having sex with women, I'm a brainwashed member of a cult, I like to brainwash new people to get them to enter the cult, I like walks on the beach, I looooove placenta, and I'm extremely small!!! Aren't I a great catch? Aren't I?? AREN'T I????????????????????????

Nancy O'Dell: Uhhh.......ok! Good, good!! Well, what's the baby's full name?

Tom Cruise: Suri Duri Cruise. I may rearrange the letters of my last name to rhyme with Suri Duri. I like rhyming because it's a form of symmetry. Symmetry is very important to me.

Nancy O'Dell: (growing increasingly flustered) Wel, um, uh, so how did the Scientology birth go?

Tom Cruise: You're one glib bitch, Nancy. You DARE to ask me that?!!! You are GLIB!!!! GLIB!! GLIB!! GLIB!! GLIB!! GLIB!! (where every instance of the word glib is punctuated by a knee to the face from Tom)

Body Guards enter: Ma'am you're gonna have to remove your face from Tom's knee. You're in his bubble. He doesn't like people in his bubble.

When it's all said and done, Nancy's face will be broken, her ribs cracked from the kick that the body guards delivered in an effort to remove her from Tom's bubble, and, well, let's just say that Tom RUINED HER SHIT!!! Tom will be crying copiously in the corner while simultaneously laughing maniacally and muttering "glib bitch" under his breath every 2.43 seconds.

Remember, I called it.

Technically wouldn't it be:

"Go away pointy nosed pickpocket" ?

Something to ponder

sherry-co, k-fag, newguy, whoever the hell you are: fuck off! if i see the phrase "reamed out" one more time, then i will personally hunt down your TRAILER (p.s.-learn to spell, cunt!), disconnect you from the internet, remove tom's cock from your ass, beat you with it, and hand it back to him. run along now, i think your mommy is calling you.

ok so i just looked it up on babynames.com

means "wealthy" in armenian

"go away" in hebrew

"mother of the sun" in sanskrit

either way, it doesnt mean princess in hebrew, it means go away. which, i hope this little alien baby does.

If that's true about her parents being on vacation, I think it's pretty obvious they are making a very loud statement that their daughter did not give birth on Tues. There is NO WAY a parent would miss the birth of their first grandchild. She gave birth in January, (the first week in January she was photographed with a flat stomach) and the kid is Chris Kleins. She's shopping at Barneys and 15 minutes later she "gives birth", and 20 minutes later they're photographed leaving the hospital...yea ..right

Oh, sherryco, you know who's a loser? Your bud TC, for having a BASTARD child,(oh wait he doesn't care because it's not his DUH!) he should be ashamed of himself

Everyone simma' down now. Her parents will be there when she gives birth to her first HUMAN baby. Right now they are on the Sherryco all inclusive Landfill Resort Vacation. There are plenty of dirty needles to go around, so no pushing. Unless you want to shove Sherry. **Ding Ding Ding!** I think #123 is onto something.

#91 no Sarai is a varient of Sarah, not Suri.

#88 Dr. Rokter. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@138
A week later:

Nancy Grace is interviewing Tom regarding his suit against Access Hollywood, NBC and Nancy Dell. He’ll be claiming damages for Nancy’s “vicious assault with a deadly weapon (her face), emotional distress and slander”.

Nancy Grace: Tom, Tom, Tom. Gawd, I just love to look atchyoo aynd say your name. Tom. How aaaare yew? How is your knee?

TC: Well, I’m very excited. So EXCITED!!!!!! TO BE HERE!!!! To be here and defend my family from these vicious attacks.

NG: Ah’ve got to say, that is very upsetting footage. So graphic. As though she was trying to kill you with words, then she up and tried to kill your knee! Ah meen, that is so graphic! How did you manage to survive?

TC: Suri. I just kept picturing Suri. All alone. Without her Earth Male Authority Figure to lick her all over and ingest her holy excrement. All I thought about was Suri. Suri. *Licks lips and jumps up and down in chair like baboon.

NG: And Katie? How is she holding up?

TC: Who? Oh, THAT WOMAN!!! How did you know she’s holed up… OH! SHE’S GREAT! SHE’S EXCITED!!!! FOR ME TO BE HERE!!!! DEFENDING SURI!!!

NG: Nancy O’Dale, is an AMAZON! She could’ve keeled you! How iyeas your knee? May I kiss it? May I make it better with my womanly, healing touch? I won’t hurt you, I promise. Just one little keeass.

TC: This knee is only for Xenu. To kneel down at his altar with. No human should touch it. That evil creature, that horrible show. That hateful network. The shame! THE SHAME!!! I’ve had to sacrifice so much to cleanse it. So much PLACENTA!!

NG: Wayl, as a former prosecutor and a victim of violent crime, I believe you are totally, unequivocally justified and should be awarded all $750 Million you are claiming. And that you be allowed to sacrifice Nancy O’Dell at the altar of Xenu also. And I’m a former prosecutor and victim of violent crime, so I am 100% right. How will you kill her?

TC: Thank you Nancy, and thank Xenu. Scientology dictates that unbelievers shall be devoured by gangs of raging transsexuals, so I’ll entrust my biggest fans with the solemn duty, MeganHarris and Sherry-co who are fasting just for the big day.

TO ALL CONCERNED:
Please note that while it is true that sherry-co tampered with that foolish poll, 14,000 votes is not even worth discussing. The number could have been so much higher if we wanted it to be.

Suri does not see the problem. Why do you? Suri rules, you don't. Case closed.

Furthermore, Suri wants you to know that sherry-co and TC are not typical Scientologists, and, on her return to the Scientology Center, sherry-co will be beaten silly until she comes to her senses. She needs to learn to keep that big mouth of hers shut.

On the other hand, we won't beat TC--he's given us lots of $$. Money talks, what can I tell you? Suri needs the money, so screw you.

Hail Xenu! Join the Scientology expedition before it is too late! Hurry!
Suri rules on Earth!

The Suri Team Leader

Actually, in the Hungarian language, Szuri (pronounced the same way as Suri , as in Hungarian s = sz) means injection/shot.But used in a cute way.

Congratulations, Tom Cruise.

"Mulder, why are you examining that picture of Tomkat's newborn?"

"Because it has a bithmark that looks curiously like the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42."

all i know is it's hard for people to understand you when you've got a dick in your mouth all the time....maybe he was simply telling Katie he was SORRY that he loves the cock so much and she liked the sound of it.

TCLTC (though it need not be reiterated, it's funny so why not)

in closing, the only thing Tom Cruise is the master of is the cock; he is not only the cock commander but a follower too

From Wikipedia:

Suri, Ashkenazi Hebrew, Sari Modern Hebrew. A diminutive of the biblical name Sarah. Suri is a term of endearment derived from the Ashkenazi pronounciation of Sarah as "Surah". In Ashkenazi Hebrew The vowel (/ā/) is pronounced /o/, where it is /a/ in Modern Hebrew (Compare Dovid vs. David).

Sarah is the feminine version of the Hebrew word "Sar", literally meaning "ruler", thus Suri could be loosely translated as "Princess". Shari, as in Shari Lewis, is an Americanized version of the name.

I hate Tom Cruise but we should make fun of him for things he actually is wrong about.

to #152: wikipedia has since (within the last 24 hours) updated its site to include the new meanings of the name Suri. i know because i quoted their entire listing 24 hours ago. now suddenly there is an update with the new Tom Cruise propaganda, with the following disclaimer which you conveniently forgot to post:

"Sarah is the feminine version of the Hebrew word "Sar", literally meaning "ruler", thus Suri could be loosely translated as "Princess". Shari, as in Shari Lewis, is an Americanized version of the name".

note the words "LOOSELY TRANSLATED".

also note that according to reference.com,, Suri only stands for Syracuse University Research Institute. ha ha ha.

correction:

which you conveniently forgot to highlight.

Suri can mean princess In Indonesian when it is combined with Permai ---> Permai Suri

Also means "Hair comb" in Javanese

In Finnish suri means "moarned".

Word on the street is, Tom Cruise loves the cock.

he's such a fucking idiot!