Apr 25 2006Tom Cruise hitchhikes with hookers

NO WONDER!!! All of my questions are answered.

thank GOD, a new fucking thread

No, I don't remember Tom Cruise. Who is he?

He forgot to mention how the hookers would let him double up on a trick for 30% of the profit. I guess it slipped his mind.

Before all you SLIMY SLUGS start spewing vile & hatred comments, just remember, at the end of the day, Tom will go home to Beautiful Katie, a brand new Beautiful little girl, in his own plane, to his own mansion, where skies the limit with anything, and all you have is your fithyly mouths, sitting in your trailer homes, scrounging enough change together for a pack of cigarettes, while waiting for payday to come around again, cuz your broke...TOM CRUISE will ALWAYS get the LAST LAUGH!! hahaha..SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!

Tom Cruise is giving Michael Jackson a run for his money in terms of weirdness.

Ooh, the "you jealous jerks" comment got here early!

sherry cola, you're really starting to get on my nerves. Would you get off this fucking site already.

Tom Cruise Loves the Cock; he does however look somewhat descent in this pic tho...

Ya know, this may have seemed weird a few years ago, but at this point it seems quaint. Aww.

... until one of his kids, "real" or adopted, write a tell-all about how Scientology doesn't rule all that much at all and he goes down in horrible, horrible flames, the spell is broken and both Mimi and Nicole can finally have their say and Katie's family rejoice about finally having her back and wail between tears about the "lost years". Until then, pototoes may rule but you don't hear me screaming about it.

Oh, and TCLTC.

Muzzle...we need a muzzle on him, stat.

#5 That is funny but not as funny as the whole Scientology Rules thing.....

TCLTC!

Katie is a high priced "call girl" herself which is why TC, who love the cock, mentioned the story. A light went off in his head...."hey I paid Katie to have a baby made from the gardners seed so I could promote my new movie and so she could get more acting roles....reminds me of the good ol days with the whores in the Holland Tunnel....I think I will tell that story." That is how it came about....but I digress...TCLTC.....wait already said that ....oh well!

i don't think i have a reason to see another one of his movies ever again.

I like sherry-co's over-use of the term "slimy slugs". It reminds me of something Strawberry Shortcake would say when the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak would steal all the berries from her berry patch.
P.S. Nobody loves the cock like Edna - so sweetly, so tenderly. So deep inside her anally.

Ohhhhh what fun tom, you're one crazyyy lil man! well between Tommy Boy and K-Fed, I think my day has been made

He's crazy, no doubt about that one. Btw when the heck is the forum going to be back??!

Tom, Katie? who are they?

Prostitutes spread disease's and break up marriages. The police need to do more to stop these terrible people before more people die.

He use to "hitchhike" with men looking for hookers? Is that what he calls it?

Sherryco, you may have heard this before, but shut the fuck up. Maybe you should have ALL HAILed TOM CRUISE A CAB.

I sure that an abusive dad and hitch-hiking with hookers had nothing to do with turning him into a homosexual.

Maybe that's how Cruise gave Sheen sphilius

Sherry-co are you really Katie Holmes? I'm still stumped because you have to be a pretty special brand of moron to come on here and defend these assholes. Especially Tom (loves the cock) Cruise.
He was getting "rides??" My ass...oh I mean HIS ass.
I always knew he was a little whore.

sherry baby, fithyly and payday aren't words and it should be sky's the limit and you're broke. if you're going to insult people about being ignorant you might wanna SPELL CHECK you whinny bitch!

I just barfed up my percocet. I've come to realize that one time, at the Holland Tunnel, when I picked up that ONE hooker, well, I thought I felt some stubble against my massive man meat while we were hurtling through the tunnel at 70mph. I asked how much, and she said in an effeminate, crazy voice, "Just a used tampon for me to suck on, and you have to promise to read L. Ron Hubbard's biography."

Tom Cruise sucked my cock. I am so dirty. Edna! Save me!

#5

Tom Cruise sounds like he has an idyllic life! The only thing he seems to need is a semicolon and a couple of periods.

ok payday is a word...and a candybar but you're still a whinny bitch

yeah and can I be a creepy crawler instead of a slimy slug...???

Why not hitch a ride on say...THE SUBWAY. This is how it starts. Tom wil keep adding more details until it becomes obvious to everyone that he was turning tricks. He wants to tell everyone he loves the cock and this is his way of hinting at it.

26 it's whiney not whinny (like a horse)
and Sherryco loves Tom Cruises Scientology psychobabble because she is a fag hag,

#14

Hee, hee.

It's worth pointing out that Strawberry Shortcake *was* a Scientologist. Until her unfortunate murder in a Kansas City bordello in 1988.

#12 - "Katie is a high priced "call girl" herself"

You are a foul bastard. You should be shot.

Gotta be pretty dumb to fall for Scientology.

Ok, so he worked the Holland Tunnel. Does that make him gay? No, probably not. The fact that he always requested to get dropped off at 53rd & 3rd? Well, maybe. The fact that the NSC has extensive records of him calling Rod Stewart and asking about stomach pumps? *ding ding ding* We have a winner!

"The driver's a little like, 'What's this guy doing in the back seat?' But he saw I'm just this 18-year-old kid. I didn't look dangerous"

I think I've seen a movie that started with that same dialogue....

So I guess that means, because I'm rich It's ok for me to cast stones. Right sherry-co?
OK.

Posted by sherry-co on April 25, 2006 04:50 PM

Hes so grimy and gross looking, look at the big gut he's getting, he must be eating the same things as Britney.....I sure wish Britney would visit...www.divorcekevin.com

I guess this makes you a slimy slug.

Kevin Smith should have given George Carlin's part in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" to TOm Cruise!!!

I guarantee Tom has pleasured a truck driver or two in his quest to get to NY. Because Tom Cruise Loves The Cock...

All you ppl are pathetic..You all wish you were half the kind, generous, amazing person that Tom is..and along with that jealousy, you wish you had a little pinch of his $550 million fortune..And the ONLY SLIMY SLUGS HERE ARE ALL OF YOU...Go crawl back under your trailer homes..SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!!..Oh and JACQ is ready for another 12" he is sooooo REAMED OUT! Whew..its disgusting & SMELLS real bad!!

Tom Cruise has been ridiculous. I don't know why he is admitting to such things now. It is like new age celebrity promotion.

On to a much more important topic, I love how he said the baby cant be with Katie for a week, but it hasnt even been a week yet, and he already admitted that Katie has breast fed the baby.

Also, he recently proclaimed his love for "Diapers and Feces," which I think would be interested for the superficial to write about.

Here are some pictures of Tom Cruise at the Mission Impossible 3 promotion in Rome on I think Monday - http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/25/tom-cruise-loves-used-diapers/

Let's toast to not watching Mission Impossible 3...

I have said this before and I'll say it again: Why in god's good name would anyone intentionally try to go to New Jersey when they were already in New York? And with hookers nonetheless? And gay wannabe actors?
Jersey should have kept the quir.

Dear Sherry-co,
Bitch you crazy. Really. I almost certain you are either a) stalking Tom Cruise, or b)Tom Cruise.

I love Tom Cruise! I wish people would stop trying to make him look so crazy. When it gets right down to it, his job is as an actor... and he is a REALLY good actor! Plus, hes a really nioce guy, and if you don't like him, you're just not invited to the party... as Tom said.

Hey Edna... you sure are quiet all of a sudden.

I'm trying to find you... hee hee... I've seen your yearbook picture and I know where your home state is. I'm gonna getcha ha ha ha

Name: Edna Bambrick
State: Arkansas
Email Address: edna@weightwatchers.com
Signed: Friday February 24th 2006, 01:35 PM
Reeeeeeeported!

This bitch is EVERYWHERE.

#18 said:

"Johns spread diseases and break up marriages. The police need to do more to stop these terrible people before more people die."

Fixed.

Dear Sherry, Your idiot comments were enough to drive me to post for the first time.
Scientology does rule...if you consider ruling to men that it steals money from mom and pop businesses, drives people to suicide, and kidnaps members who try to leave and lock them in rooms without food and water...yes! Get on with Bad Self Scientology.

"But he saw I'm just this 18-year-old kid. I didn't look dangerous"

By "I didn't look dangerous" I'm pretty sure he actually meant "I would suck his dick like a squealing catholic choirboy". Stupid journalists, always misquoting.

Jacq, so glad to see you on this thread, and you sound kind of drunk which is awesome
TCLTC 4ever

Go Figure..another IGNORANT person trying there hardest to "get" what Scientology stands for, and what it provides you with. With a name like HotstufLuvmuffin did you really seriously think your comment held any weight? Another SLIMY SLUG..please go crawl back under your trailer home..you know that dark, wet, moldy disgusting place all you ppl call home...SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!! TOM CRUISE is #1!!

i found edna's profile
http://profiles.yahoo.com/ednabambrick

#48 Nice find! Let's flood her with dirty IMs, shall we?

Reeeeepppppooooorrrrted!

Oh shit! And she's wearing a pearl necklace.

Free Katie!!!!!!!!!!

seriously. does he get any worse? i mean when it came to the whole "placenta eating ritual" i thought okay, theres the line. but WTF he keeps crossing it.

i can hardly wait to see what happens next.

you know though, 50 years from now there will be some wacked out film director who wants to retell the tale of tom cruise, a perverted scientologist gone from bad actor to out of his fu*^ing mind.

i cant wait to see how much money mission impossible three racks in with all this tom cruise bullshit hitting the fan. goodluck with that. i wont see the movie.

sassafras,

You are one stupid goddamned braindead motherfucker if you believe this garbage.

The only person out of their fucking mind is you.

sherry-co,
Please understand these uneducated rednecks just do not understand reason. They are inbred and their brains slosh around in their near empty skulls.

#39

here, here!

If there's anything I'll drink to, it's not looking at things with tom cruise in them. Especially bad movies.

Hookers, Placenta eating! Why, Why hasn't anyone told him to just shut the FUCK UP! I don't understand why no one will tell him that he sounds more and more like a complete faggoty fag lunatic!

At least they weren't MALE prostitutes. Pullin an Eddie Murphy.

#48

That's a huge bitch!

They won't tell him to shutup because TC is high up in the Scientology food chain. Him and Travolta both as a matter of fact. The amount wealth they have combined with their public status has placed them in good positions. BTW I have also heard the Travolta Loves The Cock too. And no, Kelly Preston does not mean squat. Jerry Mcguire was a movie she did with TC to help with his public image... And I am sure he was limp as a bisquit the whole time... Until she brought up Travolta's love of the cock....

TCLTC
JTLTC

"complete faggoty fag"

Another redneck homophobe.

A lot of shrill, vile and hateful talk. No proff and certainly no balls.

Bring in on.

you know what nortex001 and sherry-co, people come here to ream the fuck out of whatever celebrity's gossip is on today. it doesn't matter if they actually like them or not, that's not the fucking point.
even if they reamed every single person's favorite actor or actress, they wouldn't be going around throwing a fucking fit and waving a flag on the actor's behalf. so just shut the fuck up.

60 "Redneck homophobe" I just checked with the rest of the people my trailer park and they confirmed that you can't be a homophobe and a redneck. It's impossible.

Nice try though. Too bad about your last line.

60 And um ..what the fuck is proff?

I've got this strange feeling inside (like the one I get when I think about Edna watching me have some sex)that Vortex001 is a cocky little brit who thinks that IT is better than others(americans) because of said Britness.
hehe, I said cocky.

Xenu is watching you, Tom.

Thank God for NORTEX!! Finally I get help with these SLIMY SLUGS who have nothing better to do in there trailer homes then spew vileness upon others..TOM CRUISE IS #1!! SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!

Sherry-cock likes to insert slimy slugs into her vast vagina. It's what Tom would have wanted... for himself.

Tom Cruise failed to mention that he used to get in on that action....yeah, supposedly, he would double up on "John" and hit it from behind, while the hooker gave "John" a b.j. Tom also worked as fellacio monitor.

Hmmmm, so Tom liked to "ride" with / on / under strange men through long dark tunnels. Sounds like a "Men on Film" moment, ...

There is absolutely no possibility that this alien-worshiping, couch-jumping, placenta-eating, heterosexual-posing meat-packer could surprise me. I'm officially numb.

Unofficially, I am apparently a slimy slug, redneck homophobe. Who'd of thunk it?

TCLTC.

Per usual, a bunch of ignorant slimy slugs twisting words into something vile. What is wrong with Tom Cruise believing in the religion of his choice? What make what you believe in any better then Scientology? What is wrong with Tom Cruise wanting to bond with his child, its called CO-PARENTING. You ppl have nothing better to do then to smear vileness..you all are pure evil!!

I don't think this should come as a shock to anyone...except for the fact that it's weird that Tom is lying by saying that he rode with hookers and not admitting that he was the hooker picking up all those men and drove through a tunnel. Get it? tunnel? Seriously thesuperficial, did you get my application? haha

sherry-co(cksucker), I don't mind being called a slimy slug, even an ignorant one ( considering the source ), but you've gone too far in calling me "ppl."

I think Edna is sherry-co and sherry-co is Edna.

Know how to get rid of slugs, sherry-co? Drown 'em in beer, baby. You know, I think I'll have one in your honor.

Lol I just love that she keeps saying "slimey slugs" over and over. And "scientology rules". Like they brainwashed her over at the center and these are they only words left in her brain.

CruisingForCock

Rednecks and homophobes are godmamned near synonymous. Pardon the spelling error, it's "proof". I realized that using the cerebral portion of my brain. That pre-Sapien, reptilian brain stem that occupies a scant portion of your big headed skull decided to make a nonsensical arguement and then change the subject trying to fashion an ad hominem attack. Your statements are without foundation and you are an idiot.

Note the elapsed time it took for Vortex to come up with that highly intellectible (new word) response. Hey buddy, you can log onto dictionary.com & use the thesaurus instead of thumbing through your own to try to make your badass self sound all smart and stuff. It'll be quicker that way and then you won't seem like such a retard.

Oh and by the way Al Gore, argument is spelled as such... there's no 'e'. Maybe you don't know that because you don't have a "big headed skull" - I heard they are hard to come by.

#48, I have to say , if that is a real person , that is the most disgusting pig I have seen in a long time. If there is a god, he certainly hates her fucking guts, because look at her...yick, I am ready to barf up a day's worth of food. Edna, Fuck you.
TCLTC

Trotter...where did you get the percocet? I'm jealous.

Im not into the whole "let's forget the story, and just make fun of other people" thing, but, Sherryco and Nortex are really bothering me. I think we have gathered that you love TC, and Scientology. There is really no need to repeat it. Also, Im not sure not liking TC constitutes as pure evil. Anyway, I think this was not the right place to voice your opinions. Go to some fan site like http://www.tomcruisefan.com/ or something. Then you can talk about how superfantabutifical TC is. And everyone will be happy. Kind of...

Please leave.

TCLTC.

I am at a loss for words, and that is hard to do. What the hell is going on around here???? Religious zealots? It was bad enough when there were only SoCal type morons to deal with but this, this is just wrong. I have to sleep on this, or with a stranger or animal or something.

#79: I really think those people are just making shit up to start trouble, like that chick Kimmie from a while ago. Just skip over whatever they write.

To unlike someone is one thing, but to spew untruths and maliciously smear someones name by twisting words you read, it is in there that you become what is called PURE EVIL!!

God I'm tired of this assclown. Can we please all boycott what will be a shitty movie anyway?

Of course Tom Cruise hitchhiked with hookers....how else is a strapping young man going to find some "johns" for his lonely nights. Oh yeah this was just on the news. Tom loooves the cock. Just ask Marisol.

75 Seriously, I had to look up each and every word you wrote which is why it took so long to respond. FUCK YOU for making me do that. Especially considering I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

82 Let me get this straight, it's ok to speak ill of K-fed but not Brit or Tom or CULTS?

Can you send me a picture of you? I'll bet you are a hot little bitch...

Let's show some solidarity. We all need to put signs on our cars saying 'TCLTC' and see how many people honk or wave. I think I might just take my white paint pen that I use to write on the windows of people who take two parking spots, or park too close to my car, or cut in front of me in traffic and then, by virtue of karma, end up at the same place I was going, and write it on my window. At least I can scrape it off with a razor once he admits freely that he does love the cock.

For whoretex, sherry-ho, and spedna:

Blow me. Fucking trolls.

holy synonyms bat man! sherry-co got through a post without using "slimy slugs"!

sherry-co(cksucker), are you feeling "unliked", and "spewed" upon?

Why not turn that frown upside down with a little Scientology "tech" on our favorite cult,

http://www.xenu.net/

TC(LTC) paid lots of money to become OT3 and learn that Xenu gathered billions of aliens from across the galaxy to the base of volcanos on Earth, blew them up with Hydrogen bombs, and allowed their souls to become pesky "body thetans." Money well spent, Tom.

I'd like to invent my own cult, like LRH, only with a lot more fucking.

does scientology remind anybody else of that cult homer joined on the simpsons? the one where 'the leader' was supposed to take the followers to blisstonia in the spaceship that was in the forbidden barn nobody was supposed to go into, and then homer did go into it, and the spaceship turned out to be a dude on a bike making hovercraft noises?

cause that's what it reminds me of.

#90- good call and excellent Simpsons reference.

Just followed the link to Bambrick's profile - someone married this fucking hippo?? Weight Watchers!? What the fuck are you doing Edna - sitting on the fucking scales, hooked up to a Krispie Kream drip, watching your weight sky rocket toward critical mass? You want to save the world - a good first step would be to do your bit to avert the impending energy crisis. Your Civic was designed to carry 90 pound Asians, not 900 pounds of fat fundamentalist - it's really bad for mileage.

On the topic of saving the world - I thought KMart sold guns over the counter in the States? Is there a shortage of elephant guns at the moment?

Edna - I'd tell you to blow me but you'd probably cough up some mustard and eat the fucking thing.

Apparently, Edna's cunt is named SHERRY-CO and all it does is speak "queef". I'll have to look in the bible for the "book according to queef".

Sherry - shut the fuck up NEXT.

Yeah, I can see how this dude became so screwed up. Yet I wonder, when will he get it over with and admit the love of his life was some guy? I know, when he finally goes into therapy and they tell him; because you see, it's easier to believe that you're some alien-god, or whatever the fuck he believes, than to finally admit you're gay and screwed up. Well, at this rate I'll just sit back and wait for it to happen since we know it will.

so how exactly did these prostitutes know him in the first place? he really needs to think before he speaks these days. Though, personally, i hope he doesnt as his weird statements are very amusing!

oh yeah, for example, check out what he said about becoming a dad. a little more though required tom:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/04/tom_cruise_forg.html

were they all boys? ;)

#sherry-co

Try a Thesaurus.
"Vileness", "evil", "jealous" and "ignorant" wear a little thin after a while - some new material would be very much appreciated. Ignorance and bigotry is no excuse for laziness.

I refer you to Verse 4, Psalm 35 in the Book of Superficial which reads as follows:

"And the tiresome comments of Edna Bambick and her groupie-spawn sherry-co did inflame and annoy the faithful readers, who did then apply pitchforks and cattle-prods to the droopy buttocks of the aforementioned disbelievers without mercy."

Translated into contemporary language:
S-C & EBLTC

"ARE no excuse for laziness", not "IS".

Sorry. I'm Australian. All that liquid in the brain swirling anti-clockwise tends to fuck up both grammar and logical thought.

My bad.

There is a hooker in Tom's story just no real woman hooker.
This guy is begging, begging to be "found out" so he can proclaim his love of cruising for some bucks in his youth.

With his reputation already questionable, he now directs your attention to street hustling for dick and claims he had a connected "relationship" with hookers doing johns.

It's a snide broadcast. Get that twenty Tom, get that twenty.

Tom didnt mention that they were MALE hookers and what he was really doing there was getting a "ride" from the john, being "driven" thru the "tunnel"...Oh for the love of Xenu, just come out Tom! OUT!

Nortex001 and sherryco's JOB is to surf the web and combat anything bad about their cult or their #1 puppet, Tom Crazy. They don't have the cash to pay for this BS like TC so they do slave labor instead for the cult in hopes of "moving up the bridge". As usual, these drones failed miserably by showing us all how ignorant they are with their poor spelling and grammar; they even called us homophobes, which is really funny as the cult hates gays as much as they hate blacks. It's rumored that TC and JT primarily joined the cult to cure them of their gay tendencies.

Enters a monastery...Drops out and joins the production of "Guys and Dolls"...Gets free rides from hookers "through the tunnel"...Makes provocative poses in a gay magazine...Stars in one of the most homoerotic movies of all time, "Top Gun"...Gets sweaty with DM in their own private workout room at Gold...Files $100 million lawsuits against anyone who says he's gay...

Oh yeah, Tom Cruise loves the caulk. www.xenu.net

They didn't do anything in front of him but I'm sure he took it from behind quite a bit.

I sometimes carpool with hookers. In my hood we call it "pimping".
When Tom Cruise does it, we call it a "joy ride".

And to think I used to wanna hit that. While he was dressed as Lestat. I'd still hit it though. I have no shame.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMG I love Tom Cruise. I swear, no sarcasm here. The man fills my day with joy and laughter more than fresh spring daisies and cinnamon.

But real quick, number 6 -- Touche. It makes sense since I love my jacky-baby too.

Best insults of the day. Tied: "SMELLS real bad!!" and "complete faggoty fag". You people seriously make me wish I was a songwriter. THe fact that these lines rhyme is no coincidence. OH... MY GOSH! K-fed can totally put these in his next song. If i email him from my iwannahavekfedsbabies2@hotmail.com address I KNOW he'll read it!

Number 41, you literally made liquid come out of my nose. If Sherry-co really is Tom Cruise... I dont' know what I'd do. Something crazy, like buy a "I heart Xenu" bumpersticker. I promise. Seriously, Tom, if that's you just let me know.

And last but not least. Sassafras, yes Tom Cruise is a habitual line stepper. That's why I love him so much. It ties in somehow with Rick James(or cocaine, whatever), how both he and Eddie Murphy love the hookers [and, dare i say, the cock?] And how they all belong in a wonderful wonderful theme park with Michael Jackson at the head like Mickey Mouse. He can even have a baton and wear the cute little hat with a feather on top. (not sure I'd recommend the rides though. especially if you're a straight male or innocent little boy)

Tom Loves the Cock.

OK, so some guy in New York was about to out Tom for their gay sex hookups near the Holland tunnel, eh? Good for Tom he preempted that with this story of what REALLY happened.

Thank you, #108 for bringing the most logical conclusion to this new Tom information. Why the hell else would he discuss this? I love the make a deal or pre-empt the tabloids system in Hollywood.
Sherry-co, you say that we are not invited to the Tom Cruise party? What if we never wanted the invitation to begin with?! If he would just shut up and stop talking, jumping and fake blackberry miming, the world would be a happier place. And isn't that just what Tom Cruise really wants anyways?
TCLTC

somebody should tell sherry-co she's not invited to our party

110 - Or better yet: Party in her mouth, and we're all gonna come!

You talk big talk Sherry-co, but Scientology's battle for humanity will fail. The forces against Xenu are strong, and when the time is prudent we will crush your god and laugh at your leaders.

#55 and 39, im toasting with you!! BTW, dont mind that foul stench witch is sherry-co, she/he cant help it if he/she/
1) loves cock
2) loves cults
3) loves prostitutes
4) is a total cunt

Tom is very lost I think; I care for him.