Apr 6 2006Tom Cruise had an abusive father

FIRST!! HA

Now I get it, he's been so abused that now he has to take his insanity out on Katie.

He'd fight the bullies? Yeah right... he's still the size of an average 5th grader.

Poor Tom...we all know how much he hates vigorous and rough physical action with other men

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Yah, poor Tom, my Daddy didn't love me, I was picked on by bullies....boo effin hoo, get over it douchebag. Nothing a little scientology can't fix. HaHaHa. Now, be a good boy and go drink your koolaid.

A perfect candidate for psycotherapy, no?

I don't doubt what he is saying. It explains a lot of his weirdness. But I find it very odd that every time this guy has a movie coming out, he comes out with some sort of shocking revelation. With War of the Worlds it was Katie Holmes. Then their DVD's got released and it was then having a baby. Nad now MI3 is coming out and he reveals he was abused and their baby is due the same day the movie is being released. Coincidence? I think not!!

Sorry, ment to say *them and *and. Typing fast, trying not to get caught at work!!!!!

Oh Tom. Whatever will you do.

He "laid it down" when confronted by bullies. I guess that's how he turned gay. When push came to shove, Tom turned the other cheek, so to speak.

Let's see he:
1) had a distant/abusive father.
2) was, for some reason, a social outcast at school.
3)is a former Catholic seminary student.
4)is a Scientology spokesperson.

Is there anything about Mr. Cruise that soesn't scream "repressed flaming homosexual"?

I've always thought he was gay. I mean wasn't that the reason Nicole broke up with him?

Tom Cruise creeps me out more and more every single day.

I can't for him to blame his gayness on his four older sisters...

Bullying?? Whah - Isn't that what the Brits call buggery? Because that would explain a lot.

Well let me build a little bridge so you can GET OVER IT

Who is Tom Cruise?

#11, I think the pregnant girlfriend was supposed to cover any question people had about him being gay. She's a diversion.

Poor Tom. Everyone beat him up when he was little. Boo fucking hoo. Everyone has run ins with bullies when they are younger. It's called CHILDHOOD. Get over it. Go enjoy your millions and stop dwelling on the past.

my brother whooped his ass in 'born of the forth of july'. but i bet no one has seen it.

This smacks of "publicity stunt," does it not? Much like Teri Hatcher's earlier reported sexual "abuse" -- anyone who actually wanted anything to DO with Hatcher's sexuality was clearly the one wronged there.

So I presume Cruise's PR agent presented the idea like this:

Agent: See, Tom, the deal is you HURT. You have someone to BLAME. People will stop saying that you're a psycho, and redirect their disgust for you on to your abusive father and/or bullies.

Agent: Plus, who wants to see MI 3? No one, that's who. But seeing a physically abused, Scientology worshipping, closet homosexual pretend to be a tough guy on screen -- now that's worth $8.50 a pop!! Box Office Blockbuster, here we come!

#17, he's the gay guy you keep seeing with really pregnant Katie Holmes.

I would love to see Lyndie England tie a rope around Tom Cruise's neck, blindfold him, dangle a half-smoked Kool Menthol from her lip, and give the "Thumb's Up" sign to Tom's little ding-a-ling.

Now that's abuse, Lyndie England style.

"There's something wrong with this guy. Don't trust him. Be careful around him.' There's that anxiety."

There goes Tom, talking about himself again.

Oooh, so that's why he's hooked up with L. Ron Hubbard. The cumguzzler was looking for a father figure. And to get abducted, I mean ass probed, by aliens.

Did anyone see this very disturbing picture of katie Holmes' belly? I saw it when I was looking at the pics of Mischa Barton's nipples. That's one ROUND belly.

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Playahata, #7, makes a good point. I guess he'll come out the closet if/when "Minority Report 2" is released.

#11 -- Touche!

For that brief moment in his life right after Top Gun, or around the time of Risky Business, Tom Cruise felt like people liked him. Now he's reverting back to his true self, the person that only those closest to him would know, such as his father and his school peers. And he's finding that the rest of the world finds him to be a creepy drama class tool as well. Well, the only way to remedy that is by drawing more and more attention to yourself by worshipping aliens, knocking up some young girl with low self esteem, and having strong, vocal opinions about shit that the general populous would disagree with you about while touting yourself as a genius for being such an arrogant ass. That's how you win friends and influence people. No, wait, that's how you die alone and inspire future generations to defile your grave with drawings of penises.

Hey little Tom! Come see what I got you at Nordstrom's....... closer.......come on.........BANG!

oshkosh -- you're KILLING me. Fucking hilarious!

I don't know what inspired me... I've never had anything to say about Tom Cruise before. Mostly because I felt it went without saying. Oh, yeah... he loves the cock, too.

Apparently his father used to make him dance on the couch as he (the father) yelled out "I won’t let this boy get away!!"

No surprises here, as all those cults prey on people who are looking for acceptance and father figures. He is just what they are looking for -- and plenty of money to boot. I agree, he has great coincidental timing when it comes to publicity and his movie releases.

That's some big pillow that Katie Holmes is carrying in that pic from #25. How did he knock her up when he wasn't able to get Nicole pregnant?

When are these hollywood people just going to admit when they're gay. Quite frankly, I'd be surprised at the ones that aren't considering that almost every guy that's ever taken drama is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

BTW, I love how "Tom Cruise loves the cock" is a catchphrase on here...if only it could be successfully carried to everyday life.

"Did you hear about that Tom Cruise interview?"
"Yeah, that Tom Cruise sure loves the cock."

Just because someone consistently calls you by your real name "AlphaBetaLimQuat #3", flys you around in his BIG expensive space ship at barrier breaking speeds, and zaps all of your school buddies with a Klingon Ray Gun...that doesn't make them abusive...

OR does it?

BTW...
I think Tom "Hairpiece" Cruise should have his own Superficial Section. He gives us sooooooooo much and we talk about him tooooooo little.

Oprah out!

Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad... You're being Glib!!!

Do you know that some people have been using bullies as a street drug?!?!?!

poor tommy... i wept.. well, i wept my ass after my shit this morning...

Thats funny, I never thought he was gonna be so rich while I was kicking the shit out of him. One time he hid from me in the woods near our play ground and I had to make a trail of Reeses Pieces to get him to come out, and then I beat the shit out of him again.....
Oh the memories.....

Really the only thing that surprises me is that his Mom didn't also kick his ass regularly.

what a fruit loop

His father was obviously a clear thinking individual who saw how his prancing little nancy-boy son would turn out and decided to give him what the Bush administration would refer to as,"preemptive beatings"

TCLTC

HAHAHA #37. Priceless. As if anyone needed another reason to think Tom is a giant pole sucking twat. Now he's scared of bullies. What's the Scientology way to deal with them?

Gee, let me guess. The movie studio came to him and said , "Hey, what with the Oprah jumping, and now this whole South Park boycott thing, people are really starting to hate you, you need to do something to make them like you or feel sorry for you, either save a baby thats fallen down a well or claim that you were abused as a kid now that your dad's dead and isn't around to call you a liar, you decide which one"

Well Tom Cruise Im glad to see you took the high road from being bullied as a child!!!

Because I mean you would never stoop to their level and, I dont know bully a young naive girl into sticking a turkey baster into her nether regions just to prove you werent gay!!

And you would never bully ANYONE who called you gay with a lawsuit

and you would never EVER bully a TV show into not showing an episode about you & your religion by saying you wouldnt promote your new movie

It's good to see there are such fine people still out in the world like Tom Cruise!!

His dad probably kicked him for being so f-ing stupid. I mean Scientology? Religion is dumb period, but science fiction religion? I think Tommy boy was a head case long before his dad did anything. Probably bi-polar or worse. That's why he turned to acting and Scientology. He was an easy mark. Too bad his money and influence allows him to get away with influencing others. He is a white Michael Jackson. I mean with his good looks(?) and huge...nose, he can't seem to keep a woman happy. Mimi was probably right, he just needs to be outed and soon.

who iz this guy an why is he in the news?

does he make muoives or sumthin

i mean liek i keep seein him talkin bout his church but WHO IS HE??!!!!1

Sounds like he's turned into his father. Only he's the sort of ass that uses his money and influence to bully people.

#30 - OK, I peed in my pants a little while giggling at your comment.

Has anyone noticed Tom's complete disregard for syntax. He mixes so many tenses, jumps concepts... It's as though he's horrible distracted... Perhaps he had an armadillo up his ass during the interview.

#47, is that you KFed? Jealous that this one isn't about you?

I feel bad for him if he was abused by his dad but at least that explains why he's a little bitch.

Yeah right, I'm sure after he subdued one of these "bullies" by trying to digitally penetrate him the rest probably steered clear of his gay ass.

I would pay good money to see Tom kicked by his dead father, emotional abandonment is one thing but GET OVER IT. He's a freak. Can you say "issues?"

Maybe he can put a muzzle on the photogs taking pictures of his ridiculously pregnant bitch? I never want to see either of their fucking faces again.

You people are glib.

Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise loves the cock.

You complete me, dad. You complete me. Oops, I'm sorry, these cigarette burns on my forearm complete me. So do the welps from you hitting me in the face with a pork chop.

You had me at "You retarded alien. I hope you get beat up at school."

Thanks for the memories Pop.

Abusive, cancer-ridden father? Jumping around hysterically? Totally mental? He's getting more Frank T.J. Mackey by the day and I for one can't wait for him to lose it in public and start screaming "CUNT!" repeatedly.

...or rather: Tom Cruise really loves the cock - of Daddy? (Of course Dad wouldn't not let the little twat have any. And that's why he's reeeeeeeeeeally pissed off.)

btw has anyone ever noticed the uncanny resemblance between TC and the gerbils that used to NOT live in Richard Gere's ass?

Hahaha! FIGURES!

So THATS why he used to moan "Daddy Daddy!" when the football team would do him.

I think I missed something here. What's the deal with the turkey baster up Katie's (or "Kate's" for those of us with ADD) wazoo? And how is she so G.D. stupid to not see right through this twit?

#11 Tom went to seminary school thinking it was a school with/on "semen". When he found out he was wrong, he jumped on board at the L. Ron Hubbard Church of Sementology.

eh, he sounds a little whiny. He didn't really say anything bad about his father, but is just trying to drum up sympathy.

If he'd been a porn star, think how different the world would be! Well, exactly the same, just without Rainman, Cocktail and MI.

#4, 6, & 50-- thanks for the laughs! #23, I was thinking the same thing when I read it-- especially the part where Tom talks about how his dad would "lull you in, make you feel safe, and then-- bang!" Sounds like he's revealing how he became the proud owner of Katie Holmes. Interesting how Tom got rid of his father but then replaced him with Scientology, which seems to employ the same kind of "seductive control" teqniques.

is he retarded?

So what Tom is trying to say is that if I, say, wanted to punch him in the face he wouldn't fight back? Pussy. Wait, that gives me an idea..

In related news - SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM! NO ONE CARES ANYMORE - YOU RUINED YOURSELF LAST SUMMER WHEN YOU RAN AROUND AND SHOWED US WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE! Seriously, how can he be there when Katie has the baby if he won't be quiet and move slowly and clearly?

drama queen...he talks too much.

"It was a great lesson in my life — how he'd lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang! For me, it was like, `There's something wrong with this guy. Don't trust him. Be careful around him.' There's that anxiety."

Why hasn't Katie learnt this lesson??

Talking about all the ways Daddy hurt you seems pretty psychoanalytical to me... rather Freudian for a guy who doesn't believe in psychiatry, don't you think?

Delicious, delicious irony.

Well, I don't know about you all, but I for one am shocked.

Well, I don't know about you all, but I for one am shocked.

Well, I don't know about you all, but I for one am shocked.

After all these obscure references to Koolaid and spaceships, I took it upon myself to check out a Scientology website, and learned the following:

1. L Ron Hubbard looks like a watered down version of Hugh Hefner (sorry Hugh)

2. Scientology graciously accepts the right for a woman to make noise during giving birth - it's just the WORDS that are considered evil. As a parent, being denied the god-given right to scream "You mutha-fucking PRICK, you are never coming near me AGAIN ASS-BANDIT" at ones partner is inhumane. Especially when you are in labor.

Viva la cock, eh Tom?

damn, I was brutally abused by my father and I wasted all that money on therapy and education so I could help other abuse victims when I could have just given the money to Scientology and gotten a license to become a raving multimillionaire idiot? I already loved "the cock" so I was halfway there, but then again, I am a female...stop whining and come out of the closet already Tom, you are pathetic, along with all these other freaks who use the "abuse excuse". GET OVER IT...^5 on the build a bridge comment!

maybe he was bullied because he is a whiny little ass-wipe?

do you know that the biggest problem with bi-polars is compliance (refusing to take their meds, etc.)? is it any wonder that tommy boy turned to uncle elron and his mega-vitamins? he's heading for serious meltdown. anybody ever seen a bi-polar crash? just hope katie and child get out in time.
and, shit. these kinds of statements belittle folks who HAVE been seriously abused.

#34, brewerpatriot says:

"BTW, I love how "Tom Cruise loves the cock" is a catchphrase on here...if only it could be successfully carried to everyday life.

"Did you hear about that Tom Cruise interview?"
"Yeah, that Tom Cruise sure loves the cock." "

how 'bout using it as closing in our daily corresponence, in place of "sincerely" :

"and so, gentleman, i'd like to personally thank you for all your hard work.

tom cruise loves the cock,

joe blow, CEO "

genius, brewerpat, genuis!

HAIL XENU!!

Know what TC's kids are whispering to each other when they see Daddy coming? "There's something wrong with this guy. Don't trust him. Be careful around him."

oh, i cant stop laughing!!!!! ok, here it goes--sorry but i need to wipe the tears of laughter that are streaming down off my cheeks--
#11,18,20,33,39,24,45,and 65---hit the nail on the HEAD! oh, thank you for making me laugh so hard!!!!! your all so so right!!!!! oh, and not to sound like a total ditz ( well i am a blonde!!!) but um, #22, PopahotNuts, whos Lyndie England?
and #39, ItalianStallion, i LOVE thr reses pieces trail!!!
oh, all of you are making me giggle like a little girl!!!!
thanks, you guys and babes ROCK ON!!
<3

hu huh hu... Scientology... Hu huh huh huh...