Apr 24 2006The Superficial Ketchup
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked the press to leave them alone in Namibia. The government has even agreed to help them out and has already ordered three French photographers for The Sunday Times to leave the country or face arrest. [AP]
• Michael Douglas is so pissed over GQ's alleged misquote that he's started taping all of his own interviews. I'm just glad the old fart isn't overreacting. Don't want him to look silly or anything. [MSNBC]
• Oprah Winfrey stopped by Julia Roberts' house to cheer her up after she got negative reviews for her play "Three Days of Rain." And me? Well I sent her a Merry Christmas card from Hallmark. I'm not very good at this sort of thing. [NY Daily News]
• Gillian Anderson and her husband have split up after 16 months of marriage. Which is sort of like news, because nobody realized Gillian Anderson was still alive. [People]
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