Apr 27 2006Snoop Dogg fights, arrested, released

145th!!!!

The airline staff just wanted to confiscate Snoop's weed

He should bring one of his "special" brownies, maybe they'll let him fly with them again.

I bet the CCTV footage is priceless.

So let me get this straight, I can get arrested for bringing nail clippers on a flight, but 10 body guards can tear up and airport throwing bittles from a duty freww shop at staffers and fighting with police for 1/2 an hour and they are released the next day? Damn, England is the place to commit crime it seems.

5th!!!!!!!!!! suck it

Now I have yet another reason to love British Airways (other than the fact that they're a zillion times better than ANY of the shitty-ass cheapo American carriers).

Snoop banned for life. That ROCKS

If British Airways was a man, I'd go down on him.

I like it more that my random number was wrong.....also, no comment Snoop getting arrested is like Britney eating cheetos, or dropping a baby...does anybody care anymore?

Spindoc: Location doesn't matter; good legal representation does. Remember - this is the same guy who went on trial for murder.

Finally, some gossip for black folks! I thought I was going to have to start killing cops and raping white bitches.
On a totally related note, did you guys hear that Ciara and Bow Wow broke up???

HollyJ: Try Virgin Atlantic - far superior to BA.

It's ironic that his name is Snoop Dawg, because he really does resemble a doberman.

And I'm sure Richard Branson would greatly appreciate if you filled out a survery about trying out his airline AND going down on him. Just can't do that with BA

Whatever happened to evil Edna anywho? Did SF ban her ass?
Well, so you don't feel like you're missing out:

@1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - REPORTED!!!!! And don't tawk bad bout Bush while I'm tossing his chocolate salad and typing !

@10 - I wonder if she yelled out "BOW-WOW! DO IT TO ME BOW-WOW! JUST LIKE THAT BOW-WOW!" when he mounted her like a deerhead. :::pondering::::

@10

How come these fools never have any news about Pharrell? Now, HE is where it's at!!!

Entertainmentwhore-- I've never blown Virgin. =0

You guys have given me so many beautiful visuals and good ideas today. Thanks! I might have to sexually abuse myself with this big silver Mac sound wand if the magic continues.

14 - It was probably more like, "MY GOODIES, MY GOODIES, MY GOODIES, NOT MY GOODIES!!!" Young love...

Snoop was banned for life, like Edna, and like I was this morning.

Being banned is like a badge of honor these days. Which is exactly why Courtney Love only flies Virgin Atlantic. Oh wait - that's also her latest record company but she's just as violent as Snoop's posse.

Edna's in the Heather Locklear thread

LilJenny's in the Snoop Dogg thread.

You'd think that MaryJ would keep him mellow enough to stay out of fights.
No really though, rappers have to routinely get in fights and get arrested, or else they lose credibility in the face of their fans.

10 - I guess it was just puppy love. Seriously, why was she dating a teenager?

@ 17 Osh- LOL !
Her goodies are used and tired.
I bet eating her goodies is like finding a few pieces of old Halloween candy on the floorboard of your car in June and eating it anyway.

Imagine being in that First Class lounge after having paid $13K for a full fare ticket and those fucked up, smelly, yelling MF'ers walk in. Way to go BA! Give'em another reason to hate whitey.

What the airlines did was RACIST! They can't just kick a bunch of harassing black people out of the airport like that! Oh boy, there are going to be MAJOR lawsuits now! KILL WHITEY!!!

23 - You know that dance she does on the car in the video for "Oh"? I tried doing that on my dad's car while my friend videotaped it and I broke both my knees and the windshield. It was hella kewl.

For Shizzle my Nizzle, I won't go to no Jizzle!!! I've got the Lizzle in my back Pizzle!!! And they'll never catch me wit no Wizzle cause I smoked it with my Gizzles!!!!!

Translation: For sure my nigga, I won't go to no jail!!!!! I've got the law in my back pocket!!!!! And they'll never catch me wit no weed cause I smoked it with my gangstas!!!!!

What you know about dat?

dear #12
snoop looks like a doberman? omigod, you are so clever! you must be the only person in the world who has seen the video for "what's my name"!
i'm picking on you because you misused the term irony. as an english teacher, i take offense.

Hey Stallion, you can't say nigga anymore unless you're blacker than the dirt inside Edna Bambricks vagina when she's encased in tar and floating in deep space. Please refer to Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant thread. You, know. That one where they stole my line.

I got $10 on Snoop.

He may not be strong, but he'll fight dirty.

Snoop, c'mon over and spark one up with me, man. BC Bud, that's where it's at. We'll giggle like 12 year old girls at a slumber party, then eat some cheetos, and then we can wrestle, and if your mouth accidently starts sucking on my clit, well, we'll go with it.

31 RULES!!!

And I loved snoop dogg "carwash" you know, he played the pimp with the fishbowls in his shoes, right? Oh, that reminds me, gotta go score a bag and some hookers. Thanks Super Fish! I almost spaced it!

#29

have you considered representation?

Osh, I am black........from the waist down, does that count?

I'd hit it.

I'd hit Italian Stallion, as long as he hit me with whatever is handy... whip, spatula, pancake.. doesn't matter....

Krisdylee, is sausage ok?

damn almost made it this time!

kitty no! this is my weed!
bad kitty no!
mommy kitty's being a little dildo!
meow

oh and tcltc
H&M!

36 Pancake? Come on now. It doesn't count if it doesn't hurt.

As long as the sausage is hot n' spicy, cuz I like it like that! Oh, and thick... really thick...

BTW Italian Stallion, didja read my post on the Heather Locklear Not Pleased with Denise Richards Thread? # 98.. and I wasn't lying..

Snoop's bail probably would've paid for his economy-class entourages' upgrade to first class. What a cheap bastard. Hah! Luv it!

I still listen to Doggystyle. THat album is great. Snoop is Alright with me, and smokin' is definatley alright with me.

I take responsibility.

The entire first-class lounge was occupied by my Land-Cock.

MeganHarris, I know I'm way late, but DAMN. How much do you live for abuse? Should I start with the obvious and easy 'Doggystyle' angle?

You HAVE to be working overtime trying to reclaim the title of #1 douchebag from Edna.

I believe we were talking about my Land-Cock.

He got into a fight with officers on a plane? What a fucking retard.

Just another example of when "Keeping it Real" goes wrong....

Are there any black people in here? Why do you say things like "axe" instead of ask and "wif" instead of with? Just curious.
Is it true that bats are black angels? Just curious about that, too.

Hey - for anyone who didn't know. MeganHarris smokes weed! It "definatley" makes me think she's cool. Cool as a raging case of herpes. Don't share a pipe with that bitch!

#34 - Do the curtains match the drapes?

Are there any black people in here? Why do you say things like "axe" instead of ask and "wif" instead of with? Just curious.
Is it true that bats are black angels? Just curious about that, too.

Hey - for anyone who didn't know. MeganHarris smokes weed! It "definatley" makes me think she's cool. Cool as a raging case of herpes. Don't share a pipe with that bitch!

#34 - Do the curtains match the drapes?

What in the hell? I don't know how that posted twice when I clicked once.

I thought that nigga owned Soul Plane. Flying commercial? That's so bourgeois.

@41 Krisdylee

2 Posted by krisdylee on April 26, 2006 11:38 PM

Italian Stallion, no shit, true story, my first guy I slept with, that was his nickname we had for him. And his name for his cock was Jazzmin the one-eyed-british-columbian-bedsnake. oh, yeah...

Wow, that was you?
I am so sorry I didn't call anymore but after all those drinks, I felt like I was raped. But then I started putting 2 n 2 together and got 4.....I mean like a week later It came back to me. When you were giving me a rusty trombone I loved it, and thought to myself, hey, maybe it wasn't rape after all......

Tom Cruise looooves the cock. Snoogans!

ROTF@ blacker than black descriptives.

@39.. . a pancake wrapped around a summer sausage might work. Kinda like a fucked up 'pig in a blanket'.

Jacq- the curtains ALWAYS match the drapes if the drapes match the bare floors. Kinda one of those complimentary-contrasting things...

I imagine Megan's idea of 'smokin'' is to take one toke off a skeeter leg, not inhale, then act all stupid so that she can blame whatever obnoxious or depraved behavior on it without actually losing the sensations she so desperately craves. Imagine the expressions on the guys' faces when they find out that she carries around a tube o' lube *ahem* for her friend.

MeganHarris smokes Land-Cock.......

Megan wouldn't know schwag from kind if the bags were labeled.

Advice for Snoop, smoke some weed man, it'll calm you right down. Puff puff pass.

See, when he was in Dublin last year, Snoop, and his drugs, were welcomed with open arms:

http://tentofblue.com/?p=33

#54 - That's right! I'm going to de-whisker my biscuit and shave my head.

TROTTER - QUIT BOGARTING THE J!

I bet MeganHarris is the type of girl that "smokes" and gets "so stoned." Like the girl that you gave orange juice to in high school, but told her it was a screwdriver, and she got "sooo wasted" and we all laughed at her.

I'm not for nitpicking people's accents or cultural variations in dialect, but:

50. Posted by Jacq on April 27, 2006 11:51 PM
Is it true that bats are black angels? Just curious about that, too.

I just shit in my vagina, which threw up in my pants. Will you marry me?

MeganHarris used to listen to Doggystyle in high school with the sk8er boiz who also turned her on to 311, the Beastie Boys, and handjobs. While they would sit in their friends basement they tell her they were going to 'pass her around like a joint', then she would eagerly put the paper bag on her head while they took hits off the gravity bong and took turns assraping her. When they tired of the assrape they would make her dance around with the bag on her head to Cypress Hill. These were the best days of her life.

#25 Dirty Pirate Hooker.

They airline didn't keep them out of the first class lounge because they were black. They let in all the members of his entrourage that had first class tickets, and they wouldn't let in the ones that had tickets on "Coach" Try reading the whole story before you scream "Racism" I think you're the racist for assuming that the airlines acted that way. Oh and by the way, you look fat in those pants.

Hmm, well I think that you are a dumbass for not being able to sense the sarcasm in my post, asshole.

Oh, and by the way, my pants are Gucci, I am 101 lbs on a fat day, and I am white...so THERE!

36,37,39--oh, pleeeze don't knock pancakes! trotter had a perfectly lovely maple syrup scenario going on in one of the other threads. now THAT was hot!!

wherever papa is tied to that tree, does he have maple syrup on him, too?

shit. i'm going up for a cold shower now. perverts.

OSH

I just shit in my vagina, which threw up in my pants. Will you marry me

Just logged on, I haven't laughed that hard in months, I hurt

SISTY-SIXTH!!!!!

HAIL SATAN!

oshkosh, as much as you try to insult me. I have to give it to you. You have a wild imagination.

Vas Deferens, it's true that if Snoop were to keep it a little Less real life would be easier, but he just can't. He keeps it so real that his name Snoop Dogg magically fits his appearanc (and I bet his mamma never even planned it that way!) The true reason he was banned is that as soon as he entered the airport, Heathrow Stewardesses couldn't refrain from dropping it like it was hott. The male Flight Attendents did too, but that's still in the closet (TCLTC!). Any rapper who hasn't been banned from at least 12 major national or international establishments is no rapper.

Osh, I think your friend might have posted that video online. Up until the window shattered it rocked...

btw... wtf they broke up back in march???

PS, did anyone see when Snoop slapped a cop's food to the ground on his Televizzle show? He's so hardcore.

MeganHarris, whatever you give me I will have to decline unless it comes with the antidote.

This is just payback for Soul-plane.

I am SHOCKED by this news! Snoop arrested? How can this be?

he have the brain full of herb... gotta wake up snoopy cuz this aint ur world... thats why hes as fat as Nicole Richie Peace Out...

Jacq...maybe I'm a lil burnt out, but aren't curtains and drapes the same thing? Or maybe you meant do the drapes match the carpet? Or maybe you wanted to drape #34 over the carpet? Shit, maybe I need to start smoking again...