Apr 4 2006Sharon Stone is the best mom ever

How does this old broad have a 9month old?

They were lucky not to be put in a crate with the suitcases. Bloody cold in there, it is.

oh she is so gross. teaching her kid he's not good enough. i mean, at that age, she can put him on her lap. what an awful lady. and my god, how many innocent animals died for that coat. AWFUL WOMAN!!!

Sharon Stone can't hold the kid on her lap because that makes it harder for her to show off her saggy ol' crotch parts.

I agree with number 1. Sharon Stone is too old to be a movie star nowadays, let alone having a 9-month old.

I agree with number 1. Sharon Stone is too old to be a movie star nowadays, let alone having a 9-month old.

Wow she's as good a mother as she is an actress....I take that back, she was good in Casino.

She's as good at parrenting as she is at choosing scripts.

#1 - "How does this old broad have a 9month old?"

She bought one, like all the other celebrities do...they can't manage to commit themseleves to a long term relationship, but they can get babies at the drop of a dime (or a check)- literally while committed parents interested in creating loving families go on waiting lists for years and years and years.

It's bullshit. Sharon Stones a crazy old whore anyway...anyone seen my mommy's pussy?

yea, since when did she have a kid?

and that's a dispicable situation.. she thinks she is all high and mighty.. be a freaking mom and sit with your kid... not the nanny's.. and plus i'd have more respect for her if she did sit coach! what's the difference? a different section of the plane thats all.. you're still going to the same destination!

I figured she bought a kid. Just not sure what nationality is Hollywood's current flavor of the month.

What a cold, selfish witch

I thought one of the keys to good parenting was exposing your beaver while wearing a really short white dress with no undies on.

I thought one of the keys to good parenting was exposing your beaver while wearing a really short white dress with no undies on.

sit with your kid, not have the nanny do all the work****** is what i meant

#3 Your coat-related rantings offend me and my family of creatures-that-are-eaten-by-innocent-creatures-that-make-up-Sharon-Stone's-coat.

At least she's wearing clothes.

Airport Guy: "Mam you can't check your baby, only baggage"

Sharon: "What do you think this is, a bundle of joy? Fine put it in coach"

She then waives an ice pick in the nanny's face "don't let it cry, or else it gets it" (makes the psycho jab move)

The site is very messed up today as far as getting your comments posted.

Do people in Hollywood live on Planet Earth???

Then again, I guess if you've bought your kid you don't care as much as a real mother would.

Speaking of bad parenting, I found a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow's new baby...

http://www.funlol.com/pictures/bad-parenting-101.html

hahahaaha...hillarious. What a looser. (Though her story does seem somewhat legit).

Did you know she is also in stuidos making a music CD.

Its the second article on THE VElVET HOT TUB.

http://www.thevelvethottub.com
http://www.velvethottub.com

She bestows upon the kid so pretentious a name as Laird, then makes him fly coach? The heartless bitch. Isn't it bad enough he's going to grow up with legions of others taunting him that they've seen his mom's pudendom? I must say, I really don't see what all the fuss is about. When I went on vacation as a child, my Dad stowed me in an Igloo ice cooler.

Why adopt if you're just going to hire a nanny?

check her out in Huff on Showtime. She's really good, and hey, you get to see her ass as Oliver Platt drags her stoned sorry self off a pool table.

I remember Sharon Stone in some movie about a bullfighter. What's that movie?

She was pretty icy-cold in that one. Sexy, too!

I don't understand what all the hullabaloo is all about. The times that I actually remember to bring my kids, I usually stow them in the trunk, so as to appear young, footloose and fancy free. Animal carriers are alos a great option.

If this shizz ain't bad enuff, Sharon has yet another kid, a son she adopted when she was married to Phil Bronstein, who used to run the San Francisco Chronicle. I think he left her after she had his balls(Phil's, not the son's) for dinner one night, with some asparagus tips and a bottle of Moet.

If she wanted to silence this kid, why didn't she just have the airline show trailers from "Basic Instinct 2"? That way, all of Coach would have been comatose, making for a nice, peaceful trip home for Lady S.

#16 holy shit that made e laugh... I love bursting out into sporadic laughter then getting the 'dirty eye' from my boss... thanks a lot.

This is very douchebagian behaviour from Sharon Stone-cold Ice Witch of the North

OMG Sharon Stone shakes her baby?

@10: I hear Ukranians are in this Spring.

I think that for every baby she brings on the plane with her, she should get frequent flyer miles.

angelatbone #20, stop plugging that gay site. its retarded. its pretty much the same thing as the superficial so why would I check both when the cooler kids are obviously here?

I wonder if she locks her kids in the den with the nanny and makes them all eat dog food, while she eats her chef-prepared course.

These celebs treat their shoes better than they treat their kids. That's just disgusting. She thinks she's hot again and now a kid makes her look old and unattractive so she pawns off tghe kid on the nanny. Why adopt when you aren't even going to spend any time with them?

You know, she actually has TWO purchased babies. One is 4 and the other is 9 months. So while the baby is with a nanny in economy, I'm assuming the other kid is strapped to the wings or flying the plane or has been left in the mansion Home Alone style.
Oh the hilarity.

Nice Beaver!

I Mean Coat!

hey guys are all so cool

wow

not what i meant go mariners

I hope her upcoming album doesn't include any lullabies.

Wow. A celebrity who's a bad parent?!! I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Damn. When I buy something, I usually just use it for a while till I'm tired of it, then return it to Wal-Mart and get my money back so I can buy something else. What? You can't do that with kids??!! Says who?

Cruella DeVille is damn crazy. Was gonna say -- did she pump out a kid?
Hittin' that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Sharon Stone? Hot again?

I think not, BI2 is a big flop, she'll be doing Sci-Fi Original films in no time.

I want to play speed bag on that untallented cunts meat flaps.

And who the hell let the crypt keeper adopt a child anyway??

super mom of the year.

Everytime I see a post about this douche-bag (hey, is douchebag hyphenated?) I just know its gonna be one more thing for me to file away in the "10,000 things I hate about this stupid bitch who just won't go away" file.

Stupid, stupid c**t

Everytime I see a post about this douche-bag (hey, is douchebag hyphenated?) I just know its gonna be one more thing for me to file away in the "10,000 things I hate about this stupid bitch who won't go away" file.

Stupid, stupid c**t

so if you get the "error 404, page cannot be displayed" page when trying to post, then try again, you get a double post.

excellent, double the retarded posts (mine included) and double the fun!

Remember Sharon's character in Casino? Snorting coke in front of her kid, tying her to the bed so she could go out and whore around... seems like a classic case of life imitating art.

If only she could die of an overdose.

Look, my friend and I used to lunch every Friday at the bar at the Neiman Marcus Rotunda in San Francisco. The place is notorious for banning children (there's a god) and that bitch would show up with her screaming kids and just walk through and ignore the hostess. OK, so scream, scream, whine, ignore, ignore. I sent her three martinis.

Guys, it's really simple:

- attempt comment
- get 404 page (or blank, or post but without your comment)
- go the post page and REFRESH

9 times out of 10, your comment is there. For that 1 out of 10 it isn't, hopefully you can go back and find your comment sitting in the comment box. Or just write it again, considering it was probably a sentence anyway.

#50 -- when I get an error page, I get something about "moo." What the hell is that? Are you getting the same thing? I can't even click the previous button and return to the TS home page. I have to open favorites and try again.

Hi Trotter -- glad to see you! Wow me with something funny.

Are her ovaries still working?

I've heard that the credits for basic instink 2 are played over a CU of stone's twat. Horizontally filling the wide screen. Yow!

oh, please, the kid was fine in coach...he didn't even get out of his crate once...and it was much nicer than his usual means of travel...on a cargo plane with the chickens...

the real tradgety...when she went back to check on him and the nanny...she left her COACH in coach.

oh, and #53...have no fear, sharon stone's ovaries are still working fine...nestled and hanging safely in her soft and silky scrotum...

She was just going with her Basic Instinct of being a spoiled BITCH !!!!!

didn't she almost die a few years ago? some crazy-ass brain tumour??

oh, god, sorry everyone.. that sort of sounded like sympathy. my apologies.

I don't get it. What's all the fuss? I am flying on Friday, a 14-hour flight in fact, and I will be in business class and both my kids will be in coach. And I don't even have a nanny! It's the only way to fly. Oh and all you people back there bothered by their whining and crying for mommy, don't forget -- you can totally get busted by the air marshals if you come up into the business class section for ANY REASON so just forget about coming to find me! Bwaaahaaahaaa, enjoy the flight.

This old bag thinks her shit don't sink, well Ms. Stone you name your kid Laird isn't that shit? I think Micheal treats his kids better than this old twot....

I think she tried to breast feed the child but the kid didn't like the taste of silicone...

#25, Almost fucking died, good stuff!!!

#10 Great post Gerald, but nationality doesnt matter. The main thing is to get the kid nice & fat for Xmas so theres plenty of meat to go round

#54 Dimestoredetective, did you also know that many of the interior shots were actually filmed inside her cavernous vagina?

I heard its huge so she could have stuck them both up her vagina.

I've never seen a picture of her pregnant. Must be a GRANDCHILD or something.

As I posted before, where's a Kimodo Dragon when you need one? She adopted the kid because she didn't want to get fat & she wouldn't have been able to give us that dramatic gem "Basic Instinct 2".

It is posts like this that keep me reading you site every damn day.

U're f'ing brilliant!

No More Wire Hangers!!!
I think she should try harder to be sexy, because she's really not trying hard enough. More effort, please, Ms. Stone.

^ Woohoo! #69! Ahh, now I have something to think about at work for the next 10 minutes...

I'd fucking give my first class seat to my kid and I'd sit in economy. What a biatch.

She had one of the smartest agents in the Business. When Basic Instinct came out and she was hot hot hot for like 5 min. Her Agent apparently made deals for like 12 movies right away. Some would say that is stupid because if your asking price goes up you are stuck with those pre-signed deals. But her agent ovbiously knew that she would never have another hit again. So for the next 6 years we got to see her in such memorable movies as "sliver" "Outlaw girls" and....I can't remember any others but you get the idea. In a fair world the bomb she did after Basic Instinct should have been her last movie. I hate her f-ing agent.

what is up with celebrities like this? why cant they understand that CHILDREN ARE NOT ACCESSORIES??? stories like this make me so mad. there are genuine, loving couples out there, struggling to adopt a baby because they cant have one of their own, yet vain bitches like this, get to adopt as many babies as they like, just so they dont get fat, then they leave them with a FRICKIN NANNY!!

#8..LMAO...

This just in...

Sharon Stone responds:

I love my baby!

For instance, whenever I go shopping with the family, I drive MYSELF so I will be protected by the driver's side air bags while Baby and Nanny ride comfortably in the back seat.

Of course there are no seat belts back there so they can make a quick exit should the SVU flip over.

I really do love my baby. I made sure to eat only healthy, organic foods while the baby was Nursing with the Nanny.

And did you know that in my home I have a bomb shelter where I can stay in case of a Nuclear War?

That way, I will be safe should my baby and Nanny survive while they are huddled under the kitchen table.

Whatta bitch?! At least she could have had both her own SON and the nanny sit with her in 1st class but NO, she has to be a tight wad about it. She is total scum in my book, her kids are going to be so traumatized... and hate her for the rest of their lives.

Well, keeping her legs open for too long naturally allows for cold air to enter the body, thus the cold heart. What a bitch.

On behalf of first class passengers everywhere, THANK YOU SHARON!!!

::claps::

On behalf of first class passengers everywhere, THANK YOU SHARON!!!

::claps::

The only thing worse than the neglect she heaps upon this boy is bestowing him the dipshit name "Laird". Don't be surprised when he takes an icepick to her head in a few years.

well there's another hollywood kid gone to shit, thanks to mama.

Hell, who cares? If you have a motha like Sharon, you probably wouldn't even care if she stabbed you with her frozen nipples and drowned you with her period. Seriously, man, she has an IQ of a carrot.

At least the poor bastard didn't have to ride underneath with all of the luggage again.

It's a comfort that he didn't come from her vagina, so it won't be weird when he grows up and jacks-off to it on the Basic Instinct series of films. Assuming she wants to show us her vajayjay again at 58, or something. Right?

#3 - Wah wah. If you can't fuck it or eat it, kill it.