Why can't she be my mum. That'd make me cool.

And sexy.

People.com says that he had no serious injury. People is so Britney-friendly because she always gives them interviews and pictures. Whatever.

riiighhht, and HOW much are they paying the nanny to say she was responsible?

aaaakkkk, who waits 6 days after a baby falls.....ON IT'S HEAD Her mom need to giddy up and act like a Southern mother and get her ass out here and raise that kid herself

The kid probably saw that video of mom practicing her sweet moves and tried to commit suicide

I don't like Britney, but this doesn't seem to actually be her fault. Everyone leaves their children with babysitters or nannys. That would be like blaming parents for an accident while their child was in the care of someone they trusted.

shrug

And I'm really sure something broke on his highchair (Brit was juggling a Colt 45 and a bag of Cheetos at the same time as removing him from the chair) the same way there was a terrifying paparazzi scare (2 photographers in wheelchairs).

I'm not defending Britney -- but the facts. Accorsing to Access Hollywood last night Britney and K-fag were in the next room and the nanny tried to catch the baby as the high chair broke but missed...

I still say it's Brit's fault -
1) for having a fucking nanny taking care of the baby when she is in the NEXT FUCKING ROOM. What kind of shit is that?
2) For buying a high chair that broke. How the hell does a high chair break??? If she stopepd buying design shit, and actually bought kid friendly safe shit this wouldn't happen

I dunno, I have 2 kids, and have been around babies my whole life and never had one break a high chair or fall out of one, at 7 months. That's insane.

Something terrible is going to happen to that baby. If this had been anyone else but Britney Spears the kid would have been taken out of the home after the first incident!

Finally some action is being done. These two fuck-ups can't get it together in three days let alone raise a child....

Where was her mother in all of this? Apparently she has a lot to say about everything her daughter does.

"Everyone leaves their children with babysitters or nannys. "

Bullshit. I never have nor will have a nanny and never was raised/taken care of by one.

I never wouldn't leave my children, at any age, with someone unrelated either. So the only people who ever get to stay with my kids are grandparents.

Real parents take care of their own kids. They don't pay other people to do so.

It is probably best that the Federlines don't take an active role in the parenting of their child. God, its going to get worse in about a year when K-Fed is a washed up rapper, and Britney is 300 pounds...they are going to have way too much time to sit around and screw up their kid.

I mean this is a woman who recently stepped on a hypodermic needle while walking barefoot in a parking lot! God help Sean Preston.

http://www.thevelvethottub.com

the real sad part is that an innocent child has been hurt because of the stupidity of the douchebag parents. There is just no excuse for this.

holy shit, poor kid

Y'all really need a sound file of the banjo duel from Deliverance whenever you post one of these Britney items, dude.

Like Father, like son. Now we know what happened to K-Fed.

I've never encountered a high chair that has random breaking parts. It has the tray that slides out, and buckling straps.
This is just another example of Britney making up bullshit excuses to hide being a bad parent, and we should be insulted that she expects us to believe it.

I personally find it comforting to know that when it comes to screwing up, that baby already doesn't need Mom and Dad to succeed. Ummm, didn't she go one haitus to be a full-time mother? Why does she need a full-time nanny? You know what my mother did as a stay-at-home? Parent. Not to say that she wasn't crazy and we no longer speak, but at least she was there herself instead of Juanita.

Why the fuck did it take SIX DAYS to notice the kid wasn't right?

Holy shit, these people suck as parents... Why didn't the nanny notice?

DYFS (or whatever they're called in CA) needs to remove this kid before he ends up buried under the front porch.

Poor baby, first he rides in a car without a child seat, then he falls on head...whats next? Sean is a Scientologist??

Remember back in the 80s when Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane used to call his deputy, Enos, a "dipstick"?

Well, the stay with Country Hick tradition, I officially call the Spears family a bunch of Dipsticks!

I'd hit them with my sheriff's hat, but they're too far away...

who fell on his popozao...

who waits 6 days to get the baby medical attention if he fell out of a chair on HIS HEAD! i know that a babys skull isnt even fully formed when he is as little as sean preston is, so if anything happens to the head, you take the kid to the doctor! what, she doesnt afford it? maybe if this happened to a 4 year old it wouldnt be a big deal but sean is a baby...

if t his happened to anyone else they would have taken the kid away by now

#8 LaLindsey, good points, but I thinkt he overriding issue is that regardless of the nanny or the broken chair, the parents were immediately aware of what happened. They can't claim ignorance as to the fact that their baby was hurt. Like someone else pointed out here, it just makes it that much more glaring that they waited 6 days. I'm not a mom, nor do I work in healthcare, and even I know that the baby's fontanel hasn't closed yet. Poor kid.

According to Access Hollywood (who knows where they get their facts) -- they said that Brit & K-fag rushed the child to the peditriction.... but that could be just as much a lie as the high chair broke...

When he gets older someone is gonna ask him, Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?
The sad part is that he's going to have to answer yes!!!!

In all seriousness I feel really bad for that kid right now........
He didn't even get the choice to eat paint chips.......

Thomas Dolby is behind all of this. Brilliant!

#3 is soooo right! Check that nanny's bank account!

WTF...poor kid!!!

That baby is such a pussy.

You really should be required to pass a competency test before you are allowed to raise children.

The nanny will be blamed, and then fired.
The celebrities will go back to living their lives.

I don't mind making jokes or laughing at the stories on the website, which I believe are taken way out of context, but something as serious as this should be taken seriously... this website should post all the facts and info... I've read this story on other crediable websites and I have read that the baby was taken to the hostipal right away and it was the dumb nanny that dropped the kid after the faulty highchair that he was in broke... britney and k-fed where not even at the home at the time... we all think that these two as parents just suck... but you have to at least give them credit... they are both humans who love their child and wouldn't wait close to a week to take their child to the hospital.

Baby Au Gratin, baby in a blanket, deep fried baby, baby stir fry, cream of baby, baby cacciatore, braised baby in a white wine baby sauce, and...
broken baby brains in a 6-day marinade!

This is no big deal. I broke my arm in November of 1987 and my mom just asked me how it was feeling last week.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/10/britney_spears_is_overprotecti_1.html

The nanny was watching him while Britney WASN'T THERE, eh? Whatever happened to her not letting anyone else near him? I think it's clear who was actually there...

LaLindsay, you must be a real good time. While you're so busy being such a "good parent," I'm sure you're one of those obnoxious people who drags their kids to formal restaurants, weddings, and everywhere else they don't belong.

"Y'all c'mon over here for a minute... what do y'all figure why lil Sean's eyes are pointing left and right at the same time?? I declare, maybe he's that special thing, whatchamacallit? Ambidextrous. Golly, our boy, he's pure genius... I just don't understand why blood keeps comin' outta his ear."

Next thing you know, he'll cut a finger on a banjo string, shoot off a kneecap with the shotgun or get into the moonshine and do permanent brain damage. I see great potential for a Fox reality show here.

#33 & #34... LMAO!!!!

Think about every episode of "Cops" you have ever seen:

The husband in a wife-beater
Sloppy, hick, barefoot wife with a Kool Menthol hanging out her mouth
Confused, crying, baby with slight injury
Mom's eyes swollen from crying/beating
Dad pretending to be a gangsta
Living room covered in bags of Cheetos
Empty Natural Light cans on the porch
Hyperdermic needle "accidently" stepped on
Broken furniture (high chair maybe?)

The only thing seperating this family from a Friday night "Cops" episode is the mansion. Hopefully that will be gone soon, to the parents that are awarded Sean Preston after Britt and K-Useless are imprisoned.

Please, if there is a God in heaven, let them go to jail for something.

This is why there should be a mandatory iq test for everyone, before they are allowed to have a kid. BREED SUPER INTELLIGENT BABIES.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

OH THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER! Justin Timberlake must be thanking his lucky stars!

Ok, for a second I sort of understood how scared she must've been of media coverage with taking him to the hospital after HE FELL OUT OF A CHAIR ON HIS HEAD! But I think child welfare coming to your home outshined it!

He cracked his skull, really? That meant he probably was unconscious afterwards, right? Why haven't we seen him with the soft helmet thing?

I bet the fine people at Capla Kesting Fine Art are REALLY regretting making Britney their poster child for pro-life now with that infamous statue . . .

I hate to play the cynic but looking at brit n' k-fool -I betting Seans been dropped more than once....

This is a lie, not what actually happened. This info came from Star Magazine....a very credidble source lol.

here is what actually happened:
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1182561,00.html

please note that 1- the nanny dropped him
2- A DOCTOR VISITED THE HOUSE THAT DAY and then 6 days later Britney took him to see another doc as a follow up

ofcourse child services came to the house. It's Britney so it HAD to be a big deal. Even though they claim it's routine for child injuries.

also note the true account says he's fine

NO FRACTURED SKULL

Very good point... I thought she wouldn't let anyone near the kid? Period. Then she gets a nanny?

Also, considering how well off they are, wouldn't the nanny they have be one of the best in the world..? Don't tell me they'd skimp out on something like this... And this happens..?

That nanny does have a slight increase in her bank account, indeed...

Real story - K-Fag, dumbfuck that he is, took Snoop's advice literally and "dropped it like it's hot." In all actuality, this is probably their white trash way of covering up lil' Sean Preston's Down Syndrome. He wasn't born 'tarded, he was dropped on his head, ya all.

They do not DESERVE that child. Irresponsible and just plain stupid.

Here's a lie: DuckBoy is not Kevin Federline.

You guys are forgetting that the nanny is k-fags ex girlfriend. He knocked her up a few years ago too and they asked her to be the nanny

what really happened is either K-Fed or the nanny were listening to Brit's first album, and thought she said "Hit my baby one more time".

Y'all! It's totally not her fault, y'all! The nanny saw the paparazzi out the window and said, "Hey Britney there's the paparazzi" and the next thing you know, Britney grabbed the baby to go put him in the car to drive away with no carseat and she accidentally dropped him on his head because she was so drunk and her stupid husband wasn't home and by the time they sobered up six days later she figured she'd better take him to the doctor, y'all! Y'all are all just too hard on Britney. She takes such good care of Bit-Bit.

The superficial needs to check their facts before posting...

I have read the actual report and Britney nor Kev (or as i like to call him, "the Douchbag") were even in the room when it happened. The nanny was the one who dropped him. However, Britney waiting 6 days to take him in makes her an even bigger douchbag!

I am all for slamming celebs for doing dumb shit but don't start making shit up...that makes you Paris Hilton.

Yeah, the problem here isn't that the poor kid fell, because accidents happen all the time. The problem is that no one took the kid to the hospital. When I have a child, and he/she falls from a HIGH chair, the emergency room is the next stop. We don't wait six fucking days to see if the kid can walk it off.

I cannot begin to imagine the degree of incompetence at simply being a human being it would take for a mother to not rush her child to the hospital after a serious fall, much less to wait six days. Britney and K-fag fail at Life.

"Britney took him to a doctor six days later.."

I wish child services rushed over to the average household when there was trouble; because God only knows how many children are getting screwed over as we speak.

Kids have accidents all the time whether they are looked after by nannies or parents or whatever. What sort of MENTALIST waits 6 DAYS to get it checked out though? It's not like her and Kevin are busy people.

I could care less, but I couldn't be bothered.

(*resumes drinking directly from a 2 litre jug of Pepsi*)

In 2026, People Magazine interviews Sean Preston:

People: So, Sean Preston, what will you do with yourself when you get out of prison next year?
Sean Preston: Ahhhg. Reemgasss. Popozao!

PM: You'll be remixing your Dad's '06 hit?
SP: Yehaa. Ahm doin' a hole doo doo.

PM: Redux?
SP: Uhh, yeeaahh. Poo poo zoo.

PM: Whose label? Who will produce it?
SP: Baad Mutha Rekerds. Daddy gonna make it.

PM: So you've made amends with your dad?
SP: Gave me cheetos ebery day.

PM: Any regrets?
SP: Ah din't killer before, I meen Momma, y'kno?

The reason they waited 6 days is b/c they were busy partying it up in Dallas. I believe child welfare went to the house b/c they waited until they got back 6 days later to take him to a hospital and the hospital called in a complaint like they are supposed to when they think that it's a case of neglect. I don't know about any of you moms out there, but I know for sure I would have been calling daily to check on my kid and once I found out he fell, would have insisted onhim going to the emergency room as a precaution.

DuckBoy, are you in love with Britney? She could throw the baby out a 7th floor window and you'd still defend her.

Oshkosh - ya killin me baby. wipin up the tears from my cheeks.

speaking of cheeks, #8/Lindsey - you can kiss sweet behind; i am a real parent and happen to work for a living.

SHE DIDN'T WAIT 6 DAYS

damn, a doctor came to the house THE DAY IT HAPPENED...

6 days later they took him in for a checkup

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ALREADY....LEAVE BRIT ALONE

This kid just cant get a break can he?...apart from the break in his skull that is

Spin, spin, spin it baby! So People only prints truth, or what the celebrities tell them to print? I need to see some smoking gun info!

So why was child protection services out to the house if the babe just fell and didn't get hurt and the doc came to the house that day and said everything is peachy? Doesn't add up, missing some information here.

If a doc really did come to the house that day, great, but there should've been an CT scan done after that fall (since it was more than 3 feet) and it only could've been done in the hospital.

Accidents happen people...come on.

BRITNEY IS A BABY-EATER!!! IT'S TRUE, I HAVE NOTES!!! And since I put it in caps this also confirms its validity.
DuckBoy, I love Britney too. I'd also love to see you spend more time with Sean Preston, and working on your dance moves.
Seriously, who other than Kevin would put up such a defensive act for Britney, other than maybe a crazy recluse who lives in a treehouse and spends his days and nights watching tapes of "Hectic" and dressing up his penis in a blonde wig and a half-shirt that says "Mrs. Federline"... oh, wait...

FYI from a peds nurse. If your baby falls from a height that is twice the baby's length. They need to be evaulated. It is hard for me to believe a 1st time mom would not have atleast called her pediatrician that day. I hope we just don't know the whole story. It is the doctor who makes the call to CPS and not all injuries are reported. It depends on the injury versus the story around how it occurred. Kevin is Brittany's Bobby Brown.

Jeee-zuz! Whitney Houston could be a better mom to that kid.

#11 -- you suck. Are you saying that after maternity leave my wife isn't allowed to return to her career as a physician because she's supposed to stay home and look after kids until they're off to college. Grow a fucking brain, why don't you? There is nothing wrong with having a responsible childcare worker looking after your children while you are working, but you seem to think anyone who does so is a bad parent. YOU are the bad parent because you are obviously going to pass on your narrow-minded, prejudicial, uninformed thinking on to your poor children. Go fuck yourself!

#57, I agree. Is not that weird that children have those kind of accidents and it has nothing to do with having responsible parents or not. That's why are accidents.

Oops. I meant #10 sucks, not #11. Sorry to #11.

#10, yes you still suck.

" It is unclear where Britney and Kevin were."

WHAT?

It is very clear. They are in partying in Las Vegas and Hawaii, or cavorting with other women (K-FED (HA!). That's where they are. They aren't REAL parents. They conceived a child. Big deal. They don't deal with the real-life consequences of it.

DuckBoy rhymes with SuckToy
SuckToy resembles FuckSoy
FuckSoy reminds me of Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is still smarter than Britney "Child-Endangerment" Spears
Child Endangerment is DuckBoy's Momma's Maiden Name
Britney Spears is Duckboy's 2nd cousin and therefore his lust for her is not incest...in Louisiana
Go DuckBoy!

PEOPLE....they have a nanny because they have money. My friend is a stay at home mom and she has a nanny/housekeeper, ask ANY mother who can't afford a nanny if they would have one, and I guareentee they'll say yes. What do mothers bitch about the most? That it's too much and they're tired. Shit happens, just because she's Britney doesn't mean her kid is immune from normal kid stuff. Unlike Meg Ryan who adopted a kid, and then was seen the next day shopping with the nanny trailing behind her holding the kid, then said in an interview how tired she was . LAME

"STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ALREADY....LEAVE BRIT ALONE"

Fuck that. I want her to be so crazy that she commits suicide on live tv.

Mostly because I want to see if after the autopsy, it's revealed that 50% of her body weight consists of Cheetos.

by act like a southern mother" do you mean "start humping her cousins (which i wouldnt be surprised if britney did, shes acting JUST like a hillbilly southerner thats the whole problem.

and also, thats BS that people dont let their kids be babysat and say real parents would never have a babysitter to go out. it should always be someone you trust but god forbid parents have their own life after kids. lalindsey your husband is probably out doing his secretary bc clearly you think your entire life is your children. alot of fun you are i bet.

nevertheless, i am not defending britney, i think shes a worthless waste of space and is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the south and the US in general.

i just cant wait for the tell-all memoir.

come on, we have to hand it to her for figuring out how to have sex with that fugly husband of hers. actually wait, parenting should be easier than doing it with that piece of trash.

k-fed for president!

Perhaps she's intentionally trying to stunt that kid's growth. With all the midgets protesting, she'll need to replenish her supply of Oompa Loompa's for K-fed's next Birthday party bash.

... it's so obvious. Duck Boy is the nanny.

And Tom Cruise likes the cock.

BTW what is with this "NewGuy"....is he retarded or what? His posts make no sense

and yes lindsey, i bet you take your obnoxious kids everywhere they DONT belong and piss off everyone else in the process. now go call your hubby at work.....oh wait, hes busy with the secretary cause his wife sucks

#66 accidents happen. Yes, an accident like Sean Preston. Or like what could have happened when Britney took off in the car with the baby on her lap. Or like K-Fed. Yes, unfortunate accidents do happen.

Britney and Kevin are going to end up killing their baby and for some reason I hope that the baby will be taken away!I only wish the worst for these two!:)

Well, if little Sean had any hope in the world to be intelligent, the hope is now lost due to a crack on the head....actually the hope of having an intelligent baby was lost when K-Fed's sperm met with Britney's egg.

Can you imagine the situation?? Britney and K-Fed in the very next room:

Brit: (in a southern/retarded accent)"Oh mah GAWWD, I luv you Kevin Federline!"

K-Fed: "Hey bitch, check out my sweet new dance moves! (proceeds to break out into a double lutz triple toe axle dance)

Brit: (with mouth full of Cheetos)"HAHA, you are so TALENTED! I can't wait until-"

CRASH!!!!

Nanny: (in a Spanish accent) "Oh my senora, little Sean fell!"

Brit: "oh mah GAWD! What do we do????"

K-Fed: "Hey Brit, Can I have 20 bucks?"

Do they still sterilize the mentally retarded these days???

Well, if little Sean had any hope in the world to be intelligent, the hope is now lost due to a crack on the head....actually the hope of having an intelligent baby was lost when K-Fed's sperm met with Britney's egg.

Can you imagine the situation?? Britney and K-Fed in the very next room:

Brit: (in a southern/retarded accent)"Oh mah GAWWD, I luv you Kevin Federline!"

K-Fed: "Hey bitch, check out my sweet new dance moves! (proceeds to break out into a double lutz triple toe axle dance)

Brit: (with mouth full of Cheetos)"HAHA, you are so TALENTED! I can't wait until-"

CRASH!!!!

Nanny: (in a Spanish accent) "Oh my senora, little Sean fell!"

Brit: "oh mah GAWD! What do we do????"

K-Fed: "Hey Brit, Can I have 20 bucks?"

Do they still sterilize the mentally retarded these days???

[standing up and applauding BigJim] from mommies who happen to have careers everywhere

Damn stutter

i agree boogaloo!

Wonder how much they are paying of the Nanny, Gezz I wish this child would get her life together

"Real parents take care of their own kids. They don't pay other people to do so".

It must be nice to have the kind of money that allows you to stay at home with your kids... back here in the real world some of us have to work, which means that we need to have our children in daycare! This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Thank you for the laugh!

Now, I think Britney is a moron in general but this takes the cake.

Kevin probably had the kid, and it was between his blunt and the kid, so he let the kid fall.

#10

you must not go to work or anything along those lines if you have never let your child in the care of someone else. Regardless of whether this person is a grandparent or a friend, YOU cannot be blamed if something happens to your child while you are not there.

As if it wasn't ENOUGH that this baby will inherit the intelligence of PhD candidates Britney Spears and Kevin Federline... now they also let him drop on his head.

My guess --> This poor little guy is destined to be just an AVERAGE student... if he attends a school for learning disabled squirrels.

@40 I must say, I COMPLETELY disagree with your statement. It's not ALWAYS empty cans of Natty Light. Sometimes it's Busch.

@76 and 81-katie

You are a dumb bitch. While I don't necessarily agree with everything lalindsey said, at this point I think you suck way more than she does. Know why? Because you're generalizing an ENTIRE REGION and saying that everyone in it is basically a stupid inbred piece of trash that didn't graduate high school. Well, FYI, I was born and raised in the South and I guarantee that I can string a sentence together a hell of a lot better than you can. The epitome of what's wrong in the USA is idiots like yourself who stereotype large groups of people while not knowing what the fuck they're talking about. Additionally, 2 of the funniest people on this site are OshKosh and PapaHotNuts, who both live in Louisiana and they're not only hilarious, but obviously intelligent. You, on the other hand, are neither. Go play in traffic.

if i was the kid of a famous person, when i got older, i would check out all the news on me when i was younger. i hope sean does just that. he'll be around 12ish, checking the internet archives for old stories on himself and will see THAT HE WAS F*CKING DROPPED ON HIS HEAD and NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL TILL 6 DAYS LATER. and that his skull was fractured. and that will explain his present-day lisp and lazy-eye. i hope he reams his parents about how shitty they were/are. he's gonna needs lots of therapy about will probably grow up to be one of those emo people.

What is it with pop stars and infants anyway?

We saw Jacko holding his baby out the window in 2002, and then...well, this.

I feel so sorry for this baby. I'm a bit iffy on the story though, it seems all to convenient. I'm sure the truth is more to do with some sick Federline initiation ceremony, when the drunken father gives the neglected baby some kind of serious injury, preferably in the head, so that it can carry on the family line of impregnating women with their idiot sperm, then moving on to the next woman, and starting a rap career. I can imagine it now, "Yo, Yo, my name is S-Pres, and I... *face freezes, starts to drool uncontrolably*"

Jesus H. Christ....kill her now.

#94 - It's funny because it's true. When people say stuff like "Southern Mom Syndrome" and "hillbilly cheeto-eating trailer trash", I know exactly what they're talking about. And, let's face it, LSU and the Saints will always suck (God Bless 'Em *sniff*).

as they say... you can take the hillbilly out the trailer park but .......

High chair that "broke". What a lying bitch.

They need to take this child away. NOW.
If this bitch had no money, child services would already be puttin gthis baby in protective custody.

KILL THE FEDERLINES. NOW. NOW. NOW.

I love how some of you are calling People/AOL the "official" and "true" version... People makes a ton of money off of that cash cow, of course they're going to go easy on her: blame the nanny, blame the high chair, deny the fracture/blood clot...

And #57, sadly you're totally right. I used to volunteer for child protective services, and heard horror stories about what happened to kids because they were short-staffed. Guess Calif. must have its act together much more than Texas.

yes oshkosh and papa are the funniest. and thank you oshkosh. i was sorta joking around in my posts since thats what you do here but now i'll just say i hope your little rant made you feel better about being from the south.

as for sentences, even if you could string a bunch of words together more eloquently than me, i am pretty sure you still sound like a hillbilly when you talk and i can guarantee that i DONT.

also, when the south stops being an entire region that keeps bringing up the civil war and voting for people like george bush, perhaps i will change my mind.

papa and oshkosh are proof though that not all southerners are like you. and by you i mean an annoying idiot.

#10...

I have come to the conclusion that you...

A. Have a rich husband to support you and have never worked an honest day in your life.

or

B. Live off of welfare and each one of your kids have a different "baby daddy"

My bet is on letter B...

@99

Oh, I definitely know exactly what they're talking about. They're probably talking about someone like the guy who lives just down the highway a few miles from my house. In his yard, there are 3 signs, each about 3 ft. square, made of plywood, hand lettered with some really awesome spray paint and they say "Bell South sucks" "Coast Electric sucks" and "Charter is a joke". I guess he's not getting his post-Katrina love. Anyway, I just think that the South doesn't corner the market on having hillbilly cheeto-eating trailer trash. Unfortunately, you're right about LSU and the Saints. They will always suck, but I don't care about sports, so that's fine by me. By the way, did you clean all of the blood and tissue bits from your stapler before you started work today? You know how that shit can gum up the works. Kiss kiss :)

ok mamacita, climb out from underneath oshkosh's desk and wipe the brown crap off your nose.

How can you say LSU sucks?? We finished in the top 10 in football, Final Four in men and women's basketball, and besides Duke's Lacrosse team, we lead the nation in violating the rights of African American strippers! Get your fucking facts straight, jack-asses.

LaLindsay, you cannot be serious.

"I never wouldn't leave my children, at any age, with someone unrelated either. So the only people who ever get to stay with my kids are grandparents.
Real parents take care of their own kids. They don't pay other people to do so."

Well lucky you. I have no siblings, and my parents live 2000 miles away. Does that mean I'm only a "real parent" if I forego any type of life - or peace - just because I don't have the luxury of having family nearby? Sorry, but occasionally I like to have a few hours where I can run errands efficiently without the constant battles.

It might do you good to realize that not everyone has the same situation as you. That doesn't make them bad parents. I don't condone women having children so others (nannies) can raise them, but to say that anyone who gets a babysitter other than a family member is a bad parent is just ridiculous.

@103

"also, when the south stops being an entire region that keeps bringing up the civil war and voting for people like george bush, perhaps i will change my mind."

And perhaps when you stop being a dumb bitch, I will change my mind. Also, that thing that people do when they say something and then say "Oh, and by this or that (something cool), I mean this (something really not cool)", that shit is reallllllly not funny anymore. Either way, let's just agree on the fact that Papa and OshKosh are funny and leave it at that. I have lots of hillbilly shit to do and I don't have time to argue with you.

isnt that Duke Papa?

I'm thinking they purposely hit his head off the floor to make sure lil Sean has the same intellect as Mom and Dad.

yeah i bet you have lots and lots of cousins you need to sleep with. better get started!

@106

Wait. Are you saying that there's something wrong with me eating Reese's Cups under OshKosh's desk. Well, who went and called the Food Police? Sheesh.

@112

Yeah, I bet you have lots and lots of commas to use, and letters to capitalize. Better get started!!

i know how to write, i just dont give a shit about correct punctuation and capitalization on a gossip website. if thats the best you could come up with. LAME. (caps just for you!)

It's not the best I could come up with. I was just too busy humpin my cousin to think any harder.

lol internet

6 days later? Wow, great mom there. :(

Yes, the LSU sports franchise never fails to disappoint. They did win the championship in '04, though. Or was it '05? I don't remember, I'm a girl.
We all be eatin our Reese's Cups unda our desks round the parts. Ah say ah don't undastand yall Yankees within yall eatin up onna table like yall be thinkin yall some high n mighty thangs and blowin yo noses onna tissue steada yo sock. Uh oh, nutha hurry-cane comin - Ah gots to go drop ma baby on his'n head now, ya'll have a nice day, ma'am.

CHILDREN...(and by children I mean KATIE & MAMACITA)...Don't turn this post into a f*ckin' elementary school play yard. Take your immature bickering somewhere else so us ADULTS can continue to bash celebs w/out having to read your moronic commentary.

DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!!!

@119

Bwahhaahaa!!!!!!!! Perfect. I've always thought that when someone who isn't from the South tries to emulate the way Southerners talk, they indiscriminately sprinkle ya'lls and ma'ams all over the damn place. As far as those Yankees go, did you know that they also wipe with toilet paper instead of pages from the Sears Roebuck and Co. magazine? Imagine that.................ma'am.

Katie in response to post 110, if you actually read my post on 107, and I'm lightly assuming you can read, I clearly stated "Duke's Lacrosse team."

It's cool if are trying to insult me- I think that's part of what makes this site entertaining. But you have to do better than that because there are thousands reading and hundreds posting here everyday. It's OK when you screw someone's order up while you're working the drive-through window of Burger King. I think it's great that they hire criminals and retards, but you have to try a bit harder on the SF if you want to make someone happy.

@120

You're a doody head.

Katie, apparently your parents as well as Brit-n-Kfag's narrowly escaped the eugenics police... If only they'd have caught up with Brit...

"No mo babies, Roger!"

Mamacita...

Hehehe...you have been redeemed. Doody head...hehehe.

Dammit, now I want Reese's.

Although these two morons have totally turned me off of Cheetos and Red Bull for life.

"Humpty dumpty sat on a wall..."
"Hit the baby one more time..."

Yes, I know they're corny, but seriously, I couldn't help it. These two morons playing is house is just too much!

this is so seriously bad that i dont even know what to say. if it were my baby i would have a complete breakdown if he fell of a high chair. he'll probably be retarded for life now.

@125

Why, thank you!:) Doody is just one of those words that makes me laugh every time. Along with: caca, moist, butthole, bunghole, and faggoty ass faggot. Oh, and I'm not homophobic. Faggoty ass faggot is a website, but the phrase just cracks me up.

twenty years from now when he's acting like you would expect the spawn of K-Fed and Britney to act, someone will say to him "F8ck Sean, you act like you were dropped on your head as a kid!!" and he'll say "well uuuuhh now dat you mention it..."

Fell out of his high chair my ass! 7 month olds don't fall out of high chairs. 18 month olds may climb out of them, but not 7 month olds. Sorry, nice try. Someone either slammed that kid's head or dropped him. I'm sure the doctors smelled a rat, and that's why they called DYFS.

#122 Papa, I never thought it was a big deal either, but this one time I gave someone french fries instead of onion rings and it got me fired. So I guess it's not ok, because I hate working at McDonalds now with Katie. In case your wondering She handed me the fries so I made sure she got fired too........

#1, how would Britney Spears being your mom make you cool and sexy? Weren't those both like oxymormons or something? Oh what dude?

Stop. Having. Kids.

I know this is terrible. Poor kid, his parents are complete duds...

ha no papa wasnt trying to insult you. just read too fast. and was just asking. i can do much better if i was aiming at an insults. as for working at burger king with italian stallion, well, i handed him the fries on purpose. mcdonalds has better ones anyway....

To whomever:

I work at home. I go out. Like I said grandparents watch my children. Not some woman I've know for 2 weeks.

I take my children where they are invited. And yes, they do go to weddings. But my family isn't the formal wedding type. We have a picnic and a ceremony. Whooo hoo. I don't take my children "where they don't belong" because honestly I don't go to those places.

Oh yeah, and when I go to the bar I leave them in the trunk. Duh!

@ All the babysitte/day care/working mom crap:

That's not what I meant, I'm talking about having a FULL-TIME NANNY when you are in the next room. It's my personal preference to not have strangers be with my kids. "Real parents" interact with their kids, and don't need a 24/7 nanny.

#69 - I see you'll pass your excellent skills of communication with your kids. Hope they don't get your reading skills!

#76- i far from think my entire life is my kids, but they are a huge part of it. PS. I'm not married and I am his secretary!

I am not knocking women who work outside the home or who use childcare other than family. I AM talking about women who use nannies to take care of their children whom they never spend time with.

The whole thing that I was saying wasn't about people who put their kids in daycare of have babysitters -- I'm talking about people who sit at home while a nanny takes care of their children.

#104 - Let's make ass-umptions mmk? I am not hurt for money, but I have worked since I was 15, and continue to do so now (I didn't even take maternity leave this time). My two children both have the same father. Thanks for playing though!

Ps, It's LaLindsey. With an E. Thanks.

Let's be fair... maybe it's just a series of unfortunate coincidences that led to the confusion. Okay, now seriously... I sort of understand a baby getting hurt (especially with a new mom), and the highchair may have ben a huge accident (one that probably wouldn't happen if she were watching her baby), but driving with her son on her lap??!!?? If she were so gravely concerned about her sons well-being, she should have got in the SUV, locked the doors (so the paparazzi couldn't get in) and strapped her son in, then drove off... no one can get in to harm you if your car doors are locked... what are they going to do, break the windows to get a picture of a baby? Not likely...So, I don't think she story is crediable. MY question is... how does she get away with endangering her son over and over again?? If it were a normal person who brought a child in the hospital that young with a fractured skull, they would be questioned and detained for a VERY long time. And I don't blame k-fed because I don't think he's around a whole lot like Britney should be.

"And I don't blame k-fed because I don't think he's around a whole lot like Britney should be."

Should be? Shouldn't the father be around just as much as the mom?

hahahaha are you really his secretary? seriously thats hysterical and i mean it without sarcasm whatsoever. so, does he have a wife?

@139

Yeah, you know K-Fed's super busy with all of his mad skills on the mizike. He ain't got time for all that baby bullshit. Shoot.

I wish I had a mom like Brit...my mom never did fun things with me like take me for car rides or feed me, let alone in a highchair.

dont forget about how great he is with all the dancing shizzzznat. that shit takes time to perfect.

If I were her, I would totally take advantage of the fact that I would have enough money to pay off my childs therapy indefinitely, and I would throw my child on the ground all the time.

@137 - You are a blathering idiot.

Nobody cares about you. We care about mocking the destruction of our society as evidenced by unsavory and undeserving pseudo-icons' hyper-publicized idiocy - and the hurbis with which they behave.

You are insipid, painfully predictable and should go lick NewGuy's shemale thingy.

@ 99 and 105:

LSU football finished #5 in the nation last season, and LSU BBall was in the final four just recently.

Seriously, do your research first, and then shut up.

BTW, Britt is from Shreveport, which is practically Arkansas. So blame them ok?

@146

Hmm, maybe you missed the part where I said I don't care about sports. So, no I will not do any research on the subject because I have other shit to do, like eat my dulce de leche ice cream and clean the toilet (not necessarily in that order or simultaneously). I also will not shut up. I am incapable of shutting up. Just ask my husband. Or the black eye he gave me yesterday. *Sob*

Jesus fuckin christ, the kid had a fractured skull for 6 days?!?! Thats too fuckin messed up to even joke about. I didn't wanna be judgemental before but I gotta admit, Britney isn't a competent mother.

@145

Hey!!! You used the word 'hubris'! Are you an author? ;)

@145

In case you're wondering, I said that about 'hubris' because of this comment that was on the "Paris Hilton is the Shit" thread:

Posted by HughJorganthethird on April 11, 2006 07:16 AM

Hey Paris, your a writer, try using the word "hubris" in a sentence for me will ya?

Mama, that is hysterical. Never saw that thread, but if I had I'd have plagiarized it for sure. That HughJorgan is some funny shitter. Where's he been?

You need some raw meat on that black eye

@152

Well, after what I like to call "the incident", my husband repeatedly slapped me in the face with his dick. Does that count as raw meat? Oh, and I think HughJorgan may have been giving it to the Swedish Chef in his pooper. That's just what I heard.

Mamacita, stop! You're getting me all hard. And confused.

Wait, let's not forget what we're here for!

I cannot WAIT for Sean Preston's first court date!

Wow, Brits looks just like a teenage welfare mother in that photo. And yeah, I never heard of a 7 month old falling out of a high chair. These two stooges are up to no good. Maybe they are preparing to try again at the reality Tv show of their home life, and they are looking to get people interested in the sordid sh*t that goes on in the Federline household. I think between being barefoot in the gas station bathroom, stepping on a dirty needle, putting Sean on her lap while driving, K-Fed illegally sampling Thomas Dolby music, and now baby Sean getting his head broken, the ratings for a behind-the-scenes look at the real-life Beverly Hillbillies would be through the roof!

#146 - you should change your name to Mister Stats! Maybe you missed the part about how we're from Louisiana, or maybe your idea of fun is criticizing girls for not knowing more about sports statistics and then trying to find someone to blame for the spawning of Britney Spears. Try as you might, I blame Disney and Crystal Meth.

@154

You a freak, ain't you? Hee hee hee. Sean Preston's court date as in when he's a juvenile delinquent thanks to all the head-droppings that he's received. I bet Kevin hotboxes about 15 joints at a time and then shotguns Sean Preston. No wonder the kid always looks so relaxed.

Seriously, look at him in the above picture. That's exactly how I used to feel when I smoked pot. I can tell you EXACTLY what he's thinking "Bllaaaarrrrghhhh. I need about 6 bottles of Mocha Frappucino, some pull n' peel Twizzlers, a bag of Funyuns, and a Snickers."

@157 - yep. Did you see my post @60? Says it all...
hehehe.

When I was young, my baby brother fell down the steps. No damage done!

No no no...you're getting this all wrong.
Falling on his head is the best thing that could have happened to this child!
He'll be a complete genius now!
Just watch, he'll be reading before K-fed.

LaLindsey #137...

You are one moronic hypocritical dumb f*ck. You, IN QUOTE, said...

"I never wouldn't leave my children, at any age, with someone unrelated either. So the only people who ever get to stay with my kids are grandparents.

Real parents take care of their own kids. They don't pay other people to do so."

#1. Don't make fun of BigJim, #69, for his skills when you say..."I never wouldn't leave" in your post. Helloo!!! Double negative much????

#2. You said in your post that you never let your kids stay with anyone who isn't a relative. THAT MEANS YOU DON'T APPROVE OF LEAVING YOUR KIDS WITH CHILDCARE!!!!!!

#3. Last paragraph..."Real parents take care of their own kids. They don't pay other people to do so." Once again...CHILDCARE!!!

Do us all a favor and shut the f*ck up! Go crawl back under your husbands desk and continue to aprocriate for the boss.

I work in child protection, and I have never heard of an agency closing an investigation on the spot. In my state, it takes 60 days to complete an assessment.

Not to support Britney, but investigations are EXTREMELY confidential and I doubt the media was able to get ahold of any details, so they probably made most of them up.

Oh yeah, and waiting 6 days to take the kid to the hospital? It's called medical neglect and I would be going for a finding on that one!

To #57-

We do rush out for any baby with a fractured skull, strange story and a hospital as the reporter. Why don't you get your facts straight?

@162-165

Shat Ap! Insipid bitches. Now I have to go brush my teeth or something.

Um, Britney... when little Sean asked you for a "flathead," he just wanted a screwdriver.

Further, if Brit-brit's version is true...

1. Shouldn't the nanny already be fired and turned over to La Migra?

2. Shouldn't the high-chair manufacturer already be sued?

3. Shouldn't we be expecting a home-video version of "Oops, I done did it again!" out REAL soon?

Poor kid's gonna look like Stewie now.

LaLindsey, it sure didn't sound like you were referring to rich women with nannies when you posted your ill-advised commentary, which is why you received all the negativity. Did you seriously expect not to be bitch-slapped for your snotty attitude?

By any chance, do you home-school your boss-fathered, non-fancy-wedding-attending children?

Britney is an unfit mother....and KFed...wow no comment/.

Sean can make a killer re-mix album of old hits though:

1. You drop me right down, baby, right down, like and infant, baby, right down, down down.

2. Christ, she did it again. Got pain in my skull, think she broke my brain.

3. Lorda'mighty, I feel my orbital swellin'. Ooh ooh ooh, I bleedin' here where I lay. Mom, mom, mom, got me droppin' an' fallin'. CPS, please come an' take me away!

Eh, and probably some others, too. "Freefallin'" comes to mind, for example.

Hopefully somebody in Brit's camp will let her know what a piece of sh*t mother she is and force her to take parenting classes. I totally understand that accidents happen, etc. But really, how many times has child protective services showed up at your house? They don't just show up for no reason! If your kid fell and hit their head like that, why the hell WOULDN'T you take your kid to the doctor? Oh wait, it's Britney. She was probably scared of all the killer paparazzis....uhh pavarottis.

And of course, these are only the things we've HEARD about. That's the scary part. She'll be lucky if she still has custody of that kid next year if she keeps this up.

#170

Well, it was already established that he was a shitty father; he really stuck close to the two bastards Shar whelped out.

People.com has a story that states that a Dr. was brought in on the day of the incident, and found all to be fine. The ER visit came 6 days later. Who knows what to believe. I, personally, feel sorry for Brit. All of her moves are judged by everyone. She just fell for the WRONG guy.
I know what that is like.

Hey, Pez, how about this oldie but goodie, to the tune of Sammy Davis Jr.'s 'Candy Man"

Who can take a baby, drop him off a chair;
Blame it on the nanny and just say you weren't there...

Fatty Can, Fatty Can
Fatty Can can 'cause she's married to a man
Who makes a turd look good!

Okay, so it's not my best work (that title's reserved for my Elian Gonzales composition to the tune of Genie in a bottle, entitled Cuban in a Closet), but it was on a moment's notice while cooking steaks and baked mac.

#103
did it take a dictionary, a thesauras, and a good friend with a grad-chu-ate degree to post that?

i laugh along with the hillbilly/cracker shit, but get a life (and a post-graduate degree)

papa and osh are articulate in all their posts. so they also happen to be funny. you are not. and for fuck's sake, we're talking about two major assholes here!
end of discussion.

mama, pass the reese's...

THESAURUS.
i think. my degree is in the dryer.

Angel Baby - few words for you:

1. Loser
2. Mistaken
3. Fool
4. Trash
5. Whore

Now mix them up with some prepositions, conjunctions and your name and you'll start to see a pattern...

I am just disgusted that you need a license to drive a car, but ANYONE can have a baby( no license required) Just another example of "money doesn't buy class". Popozao.

#3-- That's what I thought when I heard the "nanny story"!!! if the nanny had actually dropped the kid and fractured his skull, britney would be sueing his/her ass.

This poor beautiful baby. This WHOLE STORY IS HORSESHIT- as far as the Britney article is concerned. How could that baby fall out of a highchair? They have seatbelts, a locking tray, etc. Morever, that nanny *if she wasn't the fallguy* would have been FIRED that very instant!! I have a feeling that Britney had something to do with the fall. If not, due to her being in Dallas promoting Kevin's record with him, HAS SHE FINALLY REALIZED THAT HER CHASING AFTER THAT PIECE OF SHIT LOSER IS HARMING ANYONE YET? She should be at home giving attention to her beautiful baby instead of that attention whore K-Fed. Those injuries (blod clot and fractured skull) cause Traumatic Brain Injury which result in poor memory, lack of emotional control, cognitive problems, possible seizures and other neurological ailments for the rest of the child's life. Look it up. She is not innocent in this and she does not deserve that baby. If she wants to chase ugly ass cheating- for- attention Kevin (which will most certainly end up in divorce) then she has chosen to neglect her child to keep the drama alive because she likes the thrill of the chase & break up / make up. Pathetic fucking idiot. Child welfare should take that baby away from her until she makes the decision to stop being selfish and raise that baby properly (after dumping the douchebag that can't just stay at home and raise his family - he needs to be a superstar too...RETARD needs attention). Like I said, poor baby.

i'll admit that accidents happen all the time to babies/toddlers, and little is made of it. however, if you're a celeb, it's going to be blown out of proportion. particularly if you can afford to hire round-the-clock nanny care and can pay a doctor to make a house call. these people have no business procreating.

Wow..White Trash at it's finest..Think she has a double wide in the back of the mansion and a monster truck??

first little sean behind the wheel of mama's car, now falling from high chair...WTF!!!

@176

Dude, I ate the Reese's already. I do have some dulce de leche ice cream left. You wants?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? HOW CAN SHE STILL HAVE THE BABY??? FUCKING SHIT!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!

BUT ANYWHO... WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEND... SEE THE LINK BELOW FOR MORE DETAILS!

http://sp0.fotologs.net/photo/32/53/61/_punkpunk_/1143341501_f.jpg

SASSY OUT!

All of the Britney supporters keep bringing up the fact that she had a dr. come to the house the same day. OK, we're talking about a fall from at least 3-4 ft. (avg. height of a high chair, yes, I looked it up) and a baby with a not yet fully formed skull. So, this kid falls and rather than displaying the common sense to bring the kid to the hospital, she calls the dr. to come to the house. Well, let me just ask all the Britney defenders one question. Did this dr. bring his super nifty portable x-ray and CT scan machines? Or did he just poke around on the baby's head and say "Hmm, seems ok to me. Later bitches, got a golf game. HOLLA!"?

the kid is doomed he's gonna end up retarded from the fall,and not to mention the biological genes of the parents with I.Q. of crash test dummies.

Trailor trash!! Here is dumb and dumber!!

Portable CT's are all the rage! Everyone in Malibu gets them.

Everyone but Tom Cruise and his Incubator, Katie. They can't allow images of the baby COCK growing in her belly. Tom's finally done it.

Spears is starting to make Courtney Love look like a better parent. and she's not even on smack! Now that's an accomplishment.

Someone get that kid out of there. She's walking around with needles sticking out of her bare feet and changing her baby on the tables at restaurants and she's not using a car seat. Who says she's not on smack? Those two were probably nodding in the "next room" or wherever the hell they were. They probably would never have noticed anything if the nanny hadn't told them what happened (and that 'story' sounds like crap to me).
I want to hit her with Tom Cruises batlike cock that he loves.

Licky Licky - That's some funny shit. Fatty Can...

157/158 - Mama you are killing me. Oh, wait, that's some paranoid trip... I mean, you make me feel all young and adventurous again.

Poor Kid, since when has this sperm whale been given the right to have a child?!
God have mercy.

Like I said, give that baby to Brangelina.

This story almost made me cry.

#147- she's actually from kentwood. which is about 2 hours from new orleans. which means it's all her fault they were destroyed by katrina & rita. and that's why ray nagin declared it a "chocolate city." although, i think k-fuck was a little confused by that. oh, and k-fuck loves the cock. duckboy's cock.

oh, i forgot to mention... i love how little seanny-p does all his own stunts. shitney, k-fuck, you two must be so proud. assuming either of you can spell proud, but i digress.

surprise surprise!!

BRITNEY'S SON 'DROPPED BY NANNY'
By Ryan Parry
BRITNEY Spears' baby fractured his skull as his nanny lifted him from his chair, it has been claimed.

Sources close to husband Kevin Federline said the injury happened as the infant's high chair broke and he fell awkwardly.

The Mirror yesterday revealed how child welfare investigators quizzed the couple over the incident.

But the singer, 24, has insisted she is not in trouble over the injury to seven-month-old Sean.

Her attorney, Martin Singer, said the hospital made a report to family services because this is required by state law.

Mr Singer added: "They immediately responded and determined there was no problem and no reason to open an investigation.

"They determined that the parents weren't involved in the injury and nothing was improper."

The accident at their home in Malibu, Los Angeles, did not stop 28-year-old Kevin releasing his new song via his website on Monday - with no mention of his young son's condition.

If it were me or you who drove with a baby on our lap and then droppe dhim on his head and waited 6 days to see what different colours he would turn, the baby would be taken away! Celebs do indeed live under different rules then the average joe in America.

This what Ms.Spears said last year:"To be a really good mom, I feel your child needs to be your full-time job. I want to raise my kids and share all of those precious moments with them and not rely on nannies." And then this one:"He didn't even fall. The chair just broke," Britney's pal and personal assistant Felicia Culotta insists to the New York Post.
I also heard that Britney/kevin WERE there in the house when it happened! the nanny could be the scape goat just like the papp was when she drove with SEAN P. on her lap. So all the BRITNEY fans don't go off calling the nanny stupid etc the only stupid one(S) is BRITNEY/KEVIN. I think a nanny knows how to take care of a child unlike these 2!What exactly "snapped"? SEAN P's high chair broke? Then sue the company that made the high chair. What is she now being cheap on SEAN P. things because she has to save $$ to support K-FED rap career and/or get more little people for K-FED's amusement? Yes we don't know what exactly went down but one can only speculate due to her past incidents with SEAN P. and her SMARTS! Britney probably thought marriage/baby would be easy, she would be the MILF drinking STARBUCKS. Yes kids fall all the time I babysat(sometimes) my niece/nephew since they were babies but yet not one of them fell of their high chair (which was from TARGET)and it also never "broke"nothing ever broke! My niece(1st born) rolled off the bed 2x onto the carpet floor didn't hit her head but my sister stuck by her side to see if anything changed with her "health". She also would peek over her crib at night just to check on her (SIDS was on her mind).
FACT:It's the MOTHER'S JOB to take care and protect the child! Britney does NOT have a 9-5 M-F job she is ABLE to be home WITH SEAN P.at all times! So Britney stop blaming others for your mistakes(everyone makes them)fess up and learn from it!

I'm thinking maybe Sean Preston would have been in better hands being left with that horrid marble statue likeness of Brit giving birth!

199 - Sean P has two parents. If you're gonna bust on his mom, don't forget he has a dad, too, and it's just as much K-Fed's job to 'take care and protect' him.

@ 155
@164
@201
i so agree with you, and if you liked my (#3) rant, here is it again, but the extended version!
shitney and k-fugly were either in the next room/sitting next to sean/smoking crack/partying in vegas or wherever.....PARTYING and just being plain stupid and posing for photogs like there actually in love. rrrriiiiggghhhht.....because people in love have constant war over shitney being a personal ATM/producer(shudderes) for her ugly ass mooch of a hubby, and then jet off on private vacas. oh, yes, as for little sean? i have to say, i CANT EVER have children, and it makes me sick to my stomach that -- hey like in parenthood "...you need a license to drive a car, a license to fly a plane, a licsense to catch a fucking fish.... but just any asshole can be a parent". peeps, id love to have a baby, i really would, but i cant, and i can accept it. what i CANNOT accept is what horrible parents they are. oh, and i really do NOT think the nanny is responsible....think about it: the girl has had child services and the LAPD come to her house 2X in the past month and a half???!!!! and all that time before she gave birth she couldnt shut her pie hole about, "i sing to my belly...now i know i can sing! im going to be the best mom.." those are some good fraudulent things to say, as she pops another vicoden and lights up her menthols. im so sick of her, ive been wishing bad press on her since 2001, but i feel so bad for that poor kid....ugh, its like an epidemic-- and you KNOW the nanny will get suid/fired/deported whatever shitney can do to make this all not her fault... because shes americas sweetheart! NOT! ok, sorry im done
XO
ME!

SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer
I think it would be fun to repeatedly dunk your head in a bathtub full of corn syrup until the only thing that comes out of your mouth are sticky bubbles.
I'm just saying. I think it would be fun.