Apr 28 2006Pete Doherty injects drugs into people

Color me shocked. Heroin in an unconscious person is always good. Pete doesn't belong in jail at all.

surprising? No.

He can inject me w/ whatever he wants...

He must make his mother proud. What an utter loser. When is he going to O.D. and just die already. I'm sick of seeing his disgusting face. He makes my vagina dry-up every time I see him.

#3:
Like a hot beef injection?

Every time I see his ugly face, I barf in my mouth.

When a girl passes out the last thing I'm thinking of sticking in her is a needle.....I was thinking more along the lines of, oh I don't know, my sausage........

And no, thats not the only way I get laid, The fat ones are willing........

#5: that's right, Bender. and the next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls

uh, did anybody think that maybe the chick was just an exhausted diabetic and pete was just administering a hit of insulin? i don't even believe he's drug addict

#8 Eat.My.Shorts.

Every time I see Pete, I throw up in Vampyreska's mouth.

Funny though how if a thread isn't started with FIRST!!! then the rest isn't everyone trying to be first.

@4 "He makes my vagina dry-up every time I see him." That was some funny shit.......

The only thing I inject into babes is my Land-Meat.

13th!! ....pussies

It's like this guy follows me around and copies everything I do. I guess I'm like his mentor or something.

Next time he passes out from too much heroin, I'm going to inject some Scope into his mouth.

#12
Let me guess, and THEN they pass out because it's so huge. Like a hickory farms beef stick at Christmas?

Hey, can someone tie me off?

Is that a pearl Necklace?

um #9 does that foto realy look like he would help some passed out chik with an insuling injection? i duno something about those eyes that says ...."I can help you there young lady!"

I just noticed.. he's wearing a pearl necklace in this picture. It's almost as nice as the one I had on this morning.

What a fuckin' hot ass.

Italian Stallion - it's the Hot Beef Injection.
Papa, that is - if you don't pass out first.

Pete has that look on his face like, 'Well, fuck it. I can't feel my lower extremities anyway.'
I know that look. I see it evertime someone has me in the missionary position.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190560,,00.html

Jacq, if you pass out, I promise to give you dick-to-mouth resuscitation. I won't let you die, baby, not on my watch.

Papa, you're back! Where's the wifey-poo?

I'll give you all a pearl necklace

The truth to this story, Pete was injecting himself with heroin. The newspaper misreported that he was sticking the girl with a needle, but it was really his dick.

Proof positive that Land-Man=Pete Doughboy.

+needle dick

Why?
Why is this fucking man alive?
I have never heard any of his music, the only reason I know who he is is because I read about him getting arrested all the fucking time.
Jesus fucking Christ! This guy has got to be the world's most famous junkie. "What do you do for a living?"
"I get fucked up and arrested."
How is this twit fucking Kate Moss?
Is he shooting her up and then "Shooting her up?"
It defies logic.
I mean...Fuck!

the story is really very sad. he needs to be locked up in rehab

Is he nekked here? Cuz I really hope he is. I just want to lick him.

Wait a sec, this guy is a musician? Shit, that explains all of it. All perfectly normal.

What's funny is that this asshole is always getting caught on camera - either he can't remember his way to the restroom like any other respectible herion addict, or one of his friends is in deep cover and working for the Sun, or this is all an effing sham. I know that heroin doesn't make you the most intelligent of all people, but c'mon! He's facing jail time...

29 - Yeah, I heard that too. Tripping for days but you can't get the rancid ham taste out of your mouth for weeks. Some tribes in the Amazon wipe the points of their arrows on his skin which acts as a tranquilizer, but I don't go for all that Voodoo hocus pocus shit.

#29

There's nothing like the feeling of lovingly running your toungue over someone's scabrous puncture wounds and yesterday's crusted booze-sweat. If you're desperate to get high, there are species of toads that will have the same effect.

#32

Shit. Concurrent posts. And yours was funnier.

As much as I pick on celebs - most of them I can find something I like about them - but this genetic defect?... Fuck! Please, I wish someone would just kick his ass out of existance!

#26 is right, my Land-Cock is a needle-dick...the SPACE NEEDLE!!!

How ya likin those land balls on your chin.

34 - No, yours was! I insist! Silly goose.

#32 #33.... LMFAO.

Land-Man, you amuse me, your use of "Land" as a prefix makes me feel cozy and safe, like a roaring fire on a cold winters night, or a massive Land-Cock, with Land-Balls on my chin.

Is anyone else getting the "Whiter Teeth" ad under his picture? Cuz I think that's fucking hilarious. It almost looks like he has one of those plastic flosser deals in his hand, but I know better... He'd need something bigger, like Land-Man's cock to clean those gaps between his teeth.

Shouldn't it be a Land-needle? Or is it the fact that it takes up no space that makes it a Space-needle? Empty space=air=air cock. Ok, you're right, Space needle it is.

Land-man and his land-cock are land-preditors, kinda like land-shark. "candy-gram"

He's well on his way to a fabulous nursing career.

One day, he's going to wake up dead.
You can't wake up dead!
Yes you can! You go to bed alive and wake up dead!

I have along list of people I want to wake up dead.

Posted by pinky_nip:
"I just noticed.. he's wearing a pearl necklace in this picture"
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No, I think those are his BUTT-BEADS.
Prepping for jail time there Pete?

#42 - Been there. Said that.

The only reason we have to see ths loser and hear stories about what a loser he is is because he was screwing Kate Moss. That's it. Why, is my question, do whe give a shit who screws Kate Moss? She's a junkie has-been.

Jacq, is MeghanHarris on your list? How about sherry-co? Thise 2 annoy the fuck out of me

#7
The stallion rides again! Post #7 is what easily and clearly defines the stallion as one of the funniest people at this site... That is some very funny shit my man, not just because it’s funny, but because it is all to familiar of the early and crazy days of my own youth...

Thanks for the memories...

#9 Are you fucking serious? This guy has been arrested so many goddamn times for drug abuse. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being. When are the courts going to open their friggin eyes and do something? Unreal.

What a dumbass. Roofies are so much cheaper. Sounded like a total waste of smack to me.

#46: What a dummy I am. I copied something I never read. Next time I'll google all of your comments so I don't repeat them. *hanging head in shame*

@49 do I taste a hint of sarcasim? Just wondering......

I just saw the picture being referenced, and to be honest, it's so horrifying and so wrong on so many levels that I can't even joke about it.

I have to add to my stallion praising here in the words of the immortal popozao master himself, everybody is on "fire"... I am laughing me head off and trying not to piss my pants... Thank you all, this has been the funniest morning I’ve had in a long while
Special thanks to... pinky_nip, PapaHotNuts, Land-Man, Spacedog, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, hugh_g_rection, Sodomy_is_for_Girls, Dr.Rokter... If I missed your name don’t be sad you are still in my heart, I just got sick of copying and pasting over and over and over and... etc.

#53

No way man... I’m totally serious that was VERY funny, I’m still laughing about it... No shit.

#54

Yes Lala it's horrifying... but in such a very funny horrifyingly way, is what I think... and since I'm mostly always right then that's what it is...

@56 Thank you, I saw post 55 and realized that......glad I could help stir up some memories.......

Has anyone got a link to the pics?

#59

hey eiram_1... check it here...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190560,,00.html

Disregard 59, hadn't seen 23 Thanks...

I wonder if that judge that let him walk out of court the other day because he has made "Such great progress" is happy that he has now been arrested once and caught shooting up a passed out girl within two weeks of her letting him walk.

IF it's true, it's horrible. But it may well not be:.

- He may be removing a needle
- Checking her pulse
- she may not be unconscious

The Sun is about the worst newspaper in the world, manipulating moral majority outrage for profit and it has it in for Pete, in much the same way that the News of the World had it in for Brian Jones.

#55 -- Thanks. But I have to say, everything I know is from my Dad.
``I learned it from you Dad! I learned it by watching you!''

He and Whitney need to hook up.

Well, he may be removing a needle or checking her pulse. She may not be unconscious.
If what the Sun says is true, then it's horrible, but the Sun is one of the worst newspapers in the world, manipulating morons for profit and it has it in for Pete, in much the same way that the News of the World had it in for Brian Jones.

Oshgosh - you said that was you in the pic on this site, right? (the one on top) What is that magenta-colored object behind your head? Is it pink hair, etc? It's been driving me crazy for months. (When I'm not having sex, of course)

Well, he may be removing a needle or checking her pulse. She may not be unconscious.
If what the Sun says is true, then it's horrible, but the Sun is one of the worst newspapers in the world, manipulating morons for profit and it has it in for Pete, in much the same way that the News of the World had it in for Brian Jones.

Sorry, something happened.

#64: remember that commercial? i loved the dads giant moustachio. aww memories. i miss my youth.

#64

SOM, I just heard that referenced on the radio today! Good times........

is there ever going to be a point with this loser where he says to himself, "okay, I have now completed my 1000 really fucked up things to do before I die list" and just overdose and put the world out of it's misery?

@72

He's like Paris, he's going to live on forever

Oh hell yeah. And the Dad looked all sad. Of course, after the camera was turned off I'm sure he blazed one with his kid and then they watched Scooby Doo for a couple of hours.
And had Mom make them nachos.

no! why can't I be first?

good point #27 I salute you, now remember tcltc

#73: do no say that out loud man! the horror oh the horror

@75
Did you just call me a man?

Guys, he was just giving the girl her insulin shot...LAY OFF!!!

78th, biatches.

Er... the most bizarre thing is...

"[...]him injecting heroin into the arm of a passed out fan"

this dude have fans? O_O

Fan? FAN?!? Who IS this creep and why does he have fans?

didn't Pete used to be an EMT? I think this is just a really old photo...

67 - that's just the mist that comes out of my pussy. When it's mauve that means I'm pensive but angry. And may God help you if you cross me when it's navy blue...

Many fans. Sail across to Albionarks.com.

And pick up a copy of 'Up the Bracket' on your way.

@76
Figure of speech..sorry too sophisticated..shutting down brain now..

#66 the only thing i can think of as to why he's not been sent down yet is that people are making too much money on him, such as the papers and the like. they're not taking advantage of him, he's obviously profiting just as much. And if people werent so interested in writing/reading about him these "impressionable" little kids wouldnt fall for the glamour cliche of drugs going with rock'n roll, and hell maybe even doherty would get bored of it if the glam wasnt there and he didnt have to be hip with the kids anymore, you can sure bet kate moss wouldnt be hanging around if all that free press wasnt there for her.
I always find it funny how papers write of kate as the victim lead astray by the guy with more holes in him than the Albert hall, she was doing coke when the only thing he was snorting was his runny nose when he was in short trousers ffs

#64
I actually got high with the kid from that commercial about ten years later, it was great fun.
He wouldn't say the line, though, really pissed me off. The bastard.
I heard he got into hard drugs and had a sex change. I wonder if that's him lying on the floor with the needle in her arm?

here is another picture of Pete from the same situation

http://www.derekhail.com/show-image.php?img=659

so gross...

@87 - There was a great photo of Celebrity T'Aint on that site

@81

if he was in EMT, then he really needs to go away.

catchy song though.

#3 - Like a knife, and then he can inject the knife in himself and you 2 can go out like Romeo & Juliet or some shit.

Give me a break, "he can inject me with whatever he wants?" He is a piece of shit.

When your famous you can do whatever you want and get away with it. two words... OJ Simpson.

Pete needs to stop being a smackhead and have a shower cos hes a filthy little munter. Hes the Sid Vicious of 2006... except a SLIGHTLY better musician :P.

Ok, he's crossed the line, drugging in an innocent female fan with heroin?! I think this picture should at least convince Kate she's dating an obnoxious loser who is probably threatening not only the fan's life, but his own and Kate's life. Hello, there's there are SO many diseases that you can contract by sharing needles it is NOT even funny!

This guy is an Aids importer/exporter, he's so good at it, that you can't even tell when he's giving it to you, 'cause you're unconscious.

im still shocked that this guy isnt behind bars

@8 and 10

Don't mess with the bull, mister. You'll get the horns!!!

Why does Andrew get to get up? He'll get up. We'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!!!!!!

Not that he hasn't done it for real, but these pictures look staged.

Why the hell he would want to stage something like that, I don't know, but it's Pete Doherty.

The lesser known, but sexiest side effect of heroin use is the rampant, explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea... Anyone ever watch Trainspotting? Pretty accurate...

92: Technically, O.J. Simpson would be three words. :)

Hope this guy's lawyer can come up with one hell of an argument, or Mr. Lifeinshambles will going away for a while....

eventually, pete IS going to die of an overdose; you know why?........because he is a white "musician". in the music world, if you're white,(rocker) you die of a drug OD, and if you're black,(rapper) you get shot. true. now, the real question is, which one is gonna get eminem?

Did anyone tell us who the f this tool is? And why can't he be injecting TCLTC so we don't have to see his 4'2" ass anymore. Mission Impossible III - Tom Cruise identifying an actual vagina. Let's hope this worthless piece of shit ODs soon...ps Fuck you Edna

Pete Doherty is awesome!

#81 you're thinking of David Lee Roth. Hopefully we will see pictures of DLR injecting himself with something fatal soon to put us all out of his misery.

I love the train wreck that is Pete Doherty. Did you read the Rolling Stone article about him last month? He's not shy about doing drugs or anything else in front of reporters, photogs, etc. Reminds me of the whole Scott Stapp/Kid Rock video debacle -- if you don't want pictures of it in the Sun, don't do it in front of the cameras numnutz. That's my motto anyway. It doesn't count if nobody's filming.

we've all heard that aids originated from fucking a monkey, right? pete doherty is that monkey. bithces. why wear condoms, when you can smuggle your smack in 'em, right?

There's no tourniquet. He's probably just taking it out.

Anyway, this message may be from Pete:

"Just a note to note the unjust Sun's disturbing and ridiculously offensive 'story'. Firstly the photo's are stolen from my flat so... upsetting and personally catastrophic...how rude, secondly its a staged shot and what a fucking liberty to suggest I'd b ang up a sleeping lass. fdarkness. Trafalger Sq tomorrow don't forget...Babyshambles in good form at present.. p x"

http://www.network54.com/Forum/253130/thread/1146253843/last-1146253843/%27make+you+out+to+be+a+tearawau%27

There's no tourniquet. He's probably just taking it out.

Anyway, this message may be from Pete:

"Just a note to note the unjust Sun's disturbing and ridiculously offensive 'story'. Firstly the photo's are stolen from my flat so... upsetting and personally catastrophic...how rude, secondly its a staged shot and what a fucking liberty to suggest I'd b ang up a sleeping lass. fdarkness. Trafalger Sq tomorrow don't forget...Babyshambles in good form at present.. p x"

http://www.network54.com/Forum/253130/thread/1146253843/last-1146253843/%27make+you+out+to+be+a+tearawau%27

Sorry, I don't know why it's doing that.

I dont believe it, I think its fake.

Tying in with the theme AND describing Pete.

"So it's kind of social. Demented and sad, but social."

This poor boy needs to be saved and should not be joked about. You people disgust me.

Edna, why don't you c'mon over to my place, I'll twist one up for you, and we'll smoke the marjuana cigarette, the ganja, weed, dope, fatty, dube, grass, whatever... Then we'll be really high, and giggle like crazy. I do talk alot when I'm stoned, but that's cool. You WILL get really close to Jesus, then eat 42 cookies and 10 bags of chips... Then I'll have to punch you in the stomach, just to see if your fat ripples like a fuckin' tsunami, but that's okay too. Drugs are fun. They made me popular with all the boys when I let them stick their fingers up my pussy for a hit. What is wrong with that? Nothing. Nothing at all. I love you Edna, I really do.

And if you feel that you can't go on
And your will's sinking low
Just believe and you can't go wrong
In the light you will find the road

Why has this man not been arrested for administering a noxious substance? I think that Pete Dogherty is living proof that the English legal system is failing to deter/rehabilitate the criminals of Britain.

Just post his obit already. You'd have the exclusive, any day now.

This man is truly the UGLIEST creature walking this earth. I throw up a little in my mouth every time I see him. Way to go, retard, injecting an unconscious girl with heroin, now THAT'S classy! I'm just surprised he actually shared with anyone else, he looks like the type that would totally do it all. Whatever. He'll die of an overdose soon enough.

well, after reading some of the comments, it must attract some freaks out, there who love to talk about here what nots drying up, and how they would pork the supposed teenager...rigggghhhhhhttttttttt

i think we can hardley take anything from this small photo (which they have a highres, and wont release) photo which has been taken off from the website....

i mean the pic looks like so much, but well i wud rather see highres,see what pete has to say

There was an update over the weekend about this case. Pete Doherty claimed the needles were empty and he was only drawing blood from both himself and the girl to paint pictures. I know. Ridiculous.

Here is the article on it: http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/01/pete-doherty-paints-pictures/

Since we know this isn't the case of junkies not having enough $$$ to buy another "rig", we must assume it's something more "spiritual". That's sounds like a "soul transfer" to me. Addicts sometimes do that to show love to accept the diseases of the other. Artists who have power, like Pete, sometimes do it to "present" them with his Brilliance. (Although the order of the photos would have been mixed up; he'd go first). Basically, Pete either has "IT", and is giving her his HIV, or else he wouldn't mind getting "IT", and is playing russian roulette; seeing if he can catch her possible HIV. In either case, we can assume he does this often. We all know he wants to die. And his HEP-C isn't enough to kill him quickly. And more importantly to Petey; it doesn't have the "glamour" or shock factor that he desires.

Go to Google Image Search and type in Pete Doherty...

CAN YOU SAY GHOST?!!?! Maybe if he'd lay of the herowin he could get some of that skin pigment and a healthier weight. Maybe it's his goal to make other people look as ghostly as him?!?!