Apr 21 2006Pete Doherty arrested again after sentencing

Pff like Kate "hammerhead shark" Moss is some sort of hottie.
But yeah.
Pete Doherty.
Ugly.

OK, can we make this the official "last Pete Doherty" post? No one cares about this douchebag anymore.

Baby Ruth.............

He is one ugly motherfucker.

I bet he has a great personality.

What the hell kind of laws do these stupid-ass Brits have? How does this guy continue to walk each time? I am moving there immediately because apparently you can just do whatever the cunt you want over & over again there & just get away with it. So long as you have bad breath/teeth, no sense of humor & like to watch some footie on the telly. Sounds like I am made for Britian. Watch the fuck out heiferzzz!!!!

@3 Hahahah!!!! "HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYS!"

Man!! Pete Doherty's got one jacked up grill!!!!! Last time I saw teeth like that was on that faces of meth shit that got passed around a few years back. Looking at him literally makes me sick, because I can just IMAGINE what his breath smells like.

If I recall my history correctly, the British people aren't concerned about drug abuse because they're worried about how the war with France is going.

Pete has proven that rehab is for quitters, and Pete is oboviously not a quitter.

The only thing Pete has ever quit was that nasty teethbrushing habit the kids are into these days.

LOL @ #3

Aaaaaannnnnnnd....I still have no idea who this guy is. All I know about him is "kate moss", "drugs" and "face like an exploded anus."

So you mean all British people don't have teeth like that?

I was just gonna say, poisonys, that this is the norm in England. Hygeine is not a priority in all of Europe, everyone knows that. But Americans are fucking fat, so...

pete doherty...patiently awaiting the return of "heroin chic." or maybe not so patiently. either way, i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

I heard he's good with kids.

British people have crap teeth because it's impossible to get a dentist without paying an utter fortune!
How Pete Docherty won NME's sexiest male I will NEVER understand -though as to the Kate Moss thing, at least his Shark's teeth match her 'Hammerhead' Face

16 - the last time I checked a tub of toothpaste & a toothbrush cost maybe 5 bucks total (what is that, 9 pounds??). If you really want to go all out maybe an addt'l 7 bucks (whatever the hell pounds that equals) for some floss & listerine.

whew... big bucks!!! Better go on the Wheel of Fortune in order to keep up with what most normal people consider standard daily dental hygeine.

13: At least we brush our teeth after eating every single one of those delcious Wendy's hamburgers you see on the right of your screen. Look I just ate all of them in one gulp. I burped & farted and got fat.
But at least people don't run away at the sight & smell of my mouth.

I still don't know who the fuck this person is.

His teeth look like baked beans.

He and Kate Moss deserve each other. It just goes to show that being a celebrity puts you above the law in England as much as it does in the U.S.

his band Babyshambles just put out a super-shitty CD...

*18: yes, I would DEFINITELY rather be a fat pig than have bad teeth, but I'm a guy. Fat women are way worse than fat guys, though, and if they have bad teeth, it's incentive to keep their mouths *closed*...

he's got a smile like Count Chocula.

Because of the overwhelming demand, the tooth fairy actually had to sub-contract out all the visits to his Pete's house.

how did this ugly monkey of a man ever bag Kate Moss?... surely this guys a super models dream, what model doesnt want alittle help to throw up after every meal?
as for all british peoples teeth are like that? there's noway you americans can afford to play the stereotype game....stereotype means to classify to a set image, game means to partake and play..just alittle help.

He looks like he had way to many Strawberry milkshakes as a kid...........

I just can't imagine Kate Moss or for that matter any woman- saying, "Hey, snaggle tooth get over her and use that rotting pie hole as my personal pleasure device." Even worse, "You are a great kisser. Here is your tooth back." If this guy can't take the few minutes it takes each day to brush his teeth, imagine what crust is growing in his shorts!!!! They could porably harvest mushroom from his penis.

Stallion, he does look like the guy who would like strawberry Quick. Barf. Why haven't you e-mailed me, yet? Please, don't say it's over.

Does his dealer work the steps of the court house? If he lived in the US, he'd go to jail for unpaid parking tickets from leaving Jaguars all over the place. Ladies and gents, justice is served.

That mouth reminds me of the post yesterday when I called LandMan and MeganHarris a jigsaw puzzle of mish-mash genitalia, boobs and teeth protruding through their cheeks. I think that his teeth are worse.

His dental issues are easily explained. In a drug haze (a permanent state), he has been flossing with barbed wire. Simple mistake.

They missed the best part of the article. After leaving court (In which the British Judge praised his improvement even though he tested dirty for drugs three times) He got Arrested AGAIN one day later for posession with intent to sell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a douchebag.

#3 hahahahahaha!! Rocky R-o-o-o-o-o-o-ad?

Jacq, I was thinking more like when somebody said strawberry milkshake was when you nut in their mouth and punch them in the chin. E-mail you? Was that directed at me or someone else, because I sure don't have your e-mail address.....

This guy is certainly a candidate for...

http://abc.go.com/primetime/extrememakeover

gosh, i almost feel kind of bad for the guy.. they need to put him in rehab or jail asap.

In related news, Doherty has just signed to become the poster child for Personality You Most Want to Dismember Slowly With a Rusty and Dull Hacksaw. His mere existence makes me doubt a caring God the way Darwin never could.

Re 17. sorry, I wasn't aware that a toothbrush and toothpaste had magical tooth straightening abilites. I wish i'd known this during the two years I had to suffer a brace, I would have pointed it out to my orthodontist.

the bad teeth thing is a limey gene. no amount of toothbrushing or dental work will fix that.

I am a Brit living in the US and my teeth are just lovely...white and straigt! But fuck me, this bloke Pete is a usless piece of dried up sperm!! At fist i also thought how has he bagged Kate Moss!?!? But shes really not hot at all. A nasty looking, coke head, cock sucking Ho...she has become a 'big sister' to our frined Lindsey loves the cock and coke Lohen. Doesn't that say enough!? It is an embarresment to me as an Englishman how the British justice system keeps sending him off on his merry way to do more drugs and get caught. Give me 10 mins in a room with him. The world would be a better place and maybe British taxes would go down a wee bit.

here in ireland, rumour has it that kate is making pete fork out 20,000 to fix his pearly yellows before any nuptials can occur...

35: I could give a crap about your crooked ass teeth. I am more concerened with the bad breath & yellow shit that can be easily fixed if you had good parents who taught you how & when to brush. Just like your mom doesn't like it when you try to put your dick into her mouth, don't put words into mine, fucko.

Fisher: you are not even worth the time because you are A. not funny and B. are a smelly Brit and would live in New Jersey if you came to America.

I am a Brit living in the US and my teeth are just lovely...white and straigt! But fuck me, this bloke Pete is a usless piece of dried up sperm!! At fist i also thought how has he bagged Kate Moss!?!? But shes really not hot at all. A nasty looking, coke head, cock sucking Ho...she has become a 'big sister' to our frined Lindsey loves the cock and coke Lohen. Doesn't that say enough!? It is an embarresment to me as an Englishman how the British justice system keeps sending him off on his merry way to do more drugs and get caught. Give me 10 mins in a room with him. The world would be a better place and maybe British taxes would go down a wee bit.

Yes I did recoil at the sight of his teeth, he must have really bad halitosis, I guess Kate really has no taste, either in men or in clothes (she dresses somewhat badly for a model)...Otherwise, not a great surprise, he is all set to O.D. in the next year or so...

#19

He was in the band "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" in the 70's. HAHAHA. *sigh*. Seriously, he picked up his drug habit from Animal.

Us Brits love to hear you tell us we've got bad teeth, because you cunts have bad brains.

#40 Why do you say he would live in Jersey? Where are you?

this guy is a serious hottie! love him....tooooo hot! of course dear kate went for him,not surprised.

@44

At least when we walk down the street, people don't stop and say "Oh my god, look at his bad brains. Did his brain eat a brick for breakfast? Why does his brain resemble a piano's keys? His brain has worse teeth than Don King's comb!"

At least that doesn't happen.

Jack-Ass.

#41
There's the reason you have white teeth--you're living in the US!

Why is this druggie famous? I actually don't know what he's famous for, besides being a coke whore. If I want to see someone like this, I can go downtown and take pictures of all the druggies.

#47

When you walk down our streets, you have the piss ripped out of you everywhere you go -- if people can bear to talk to you.

I have great teeth, as do most people here -- your lame insults just highlight the lack of imagination you have.

i mean kate moss is no babe by any stretch of the word, but if she is dating this fugly piece of crap, no wonder she's on drugs... holy shit.

i mean, other than dating kate moss who the hell is this thing??

Ya, the teeth are the most important part of the face.... Seal's face is jacked by I'd fuck him and fuck him and fuck him some more - because he has nice teeth.... errr, or maybe because I'm a slut... shit, I forgot my point...

50: I have had many things ripped out of me and yet piss has never been one of them. That's probably because it is a liquid, not a solid, and you can't really rip liquids. You can pour them. You can drink them.
And here's one you probably never heard of because you're a slimey limey - you can also use liquids to aid/enhance toothbrushing. jag off.

@50

I guess it's a cool British term, "When you walk down our streets, you have the piss ripped out of you everywhere you go -- if people can bear to talk to you."

I would imagine the British "ripping the piss" out of someone would be a botched blow job by an English whore because one of her grain-of-rice-sized teeth got sharpened a bit too much as she chewed on bowl of seashells. The cut that would leave could possibly "rip the piss" out of someone. As for not talking to us, that's fine. The only time the British should ever talk to the U.S. is when you are begging for decent music and movies.

To #50 I don't know the Queen's English too well, but here goes:

Blimey! Do you realise you are on an AMERICAN website, you twit? If the Americans are so intolerable, why not just click on that bloody "X" in the top right corner of your screen?

Wait, you are in England - it is probably on the left, you backwards bastard.

#53

Rrright...

Okay - 'taking (or ripping) the piss out of someone' is a standard euphamism suggesting heavy mockery, but as you are doing such a great job embarrassing yourself, I'll leave you to it.

#40 - I speak for all of ws here in the great state of New Jersey, when I say that we don't want this loser, waste of space, jacked up teeth havin, has been, seconds away from a heroin overdose livin in our state! We have enough problems, thank you very much!!!

#54

Hahaha decent music. Hahahaha.

if he was a normal everyday douchebag, instead of a wannabe rocker douchebag w/ a famous 12 year old boy/girl fiance, he'd have been taking it up the ass in the pen a long time ago. glad to see the brits justice system is just a ridiculous as our own.

leave it to some british asshole to come here and defend a peice of shit crack whore like doherty whatever the fuck his name is. nobody gives a shit about england.

He is physically repulsive; his music is absolute shite; Kate Moss is a Douche by association.
It makes me really angry that he has repeatedly escaped a prison sentence because he is a d-list celeb. Let this guy rot in jail so we can all just forget about him
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

only because you don't even know where it is

Shit, did you guys realise he has a kid??? WTF? that must be the unluckiest kid ever.

unfortunatley i do, and unfortunatley i've been there.
dick

Pete Doherty needs to be chained to a bed at Betty Ford and forced to detox.

Watching him shit himself should be fun, though.

This is what happens when you go down on a super model that hasn't digested organic matter in ten years.

#26

""Hey, snaggle tooth get over her and use that rotting pie hole as my personal pleasure device.""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brilliant!

Looks like he ate a shit sandwich and forgot to floss.

He must be hung like a slave ! Thats the ONLY excuse for kissing ... getting naked with ... and having sex with ... THAT ! his mouth makes me shudder, Im not sure but i think my boobs just tucked inward and my vag just sewen itself up .... YIKES !!!

Biatcho where the hell are YOU from? There are way skankier places than Jersey for these damn toothless Brits to live in.

Like YOUR HOUSE for instance.

woah. did #69 just say "hung like a slave?" thats some fucked up shit!
for societys sake lets hope your vag stays sewn up.

@58
I know that bad-ass Elton John or Boy George doesn't hold a flame to Springsteen or Johnny Cash, so I guess we'll keep jamming to Coldplay. They are sooooo great.

I did not know 'taking (or ripping) the piss out of someone' is a standard euphamism suggesting heavy mockery." What about "throwing the sperm" or "slicing the GatorAde" or possibly "climbing the saliva"? Do those work in England? You guys are cutting edge, always on top of society, leading the world in current events.

Oh, yea, tell the queen happy 80th birthday. Besides you, England still has a queen. Next you will get a horse-less carriage.

You forgot George Michael. Now there's a bad-ass for ya!

#72

Not really cutting edge -- that has been around since probably the 50s or 60s, around the same time as we invented modern music.

I know of some dentists who would jump at the chance to get their filthy instruments on this guy

Skankified places to live: Arizona

Gee everybody, why can't we all get along? Lets all hold hands and sing. Or better yet, lets all think of something that we can agree one. The choices are:
1. Tara Reid is a cum dumpster
2. Lindsey Lohan is a crack whore
3. (For you Brits) Jordan is a Minging Slag
4. Pete Doherty should be fed to Kate Moss
5. Whitney Houston smells like Broiled Crap.

Ok, take your pick. I'm just doing this for world peace Dammit!

I heard Moriarty and BigJim were spanking eachother last night, and Moriarty asked BigJim to take the piss, right in his mouth. So that's what that really means.

True story.

The bad news is that I heard it too.
The good news is that I switched to Geico and saved a ton of money on my car insurance.

The above referenced comment is by no way a "promotional comment" but an attempt at satire.

Carry on.

Meet Johnny Depp's bristish mongoloid cousin Petey! Kate couldn't keep Johnny so she moved on to the next best thing...Petey. Can you blame her for turning to drugs?

I wonder if the British came up with the name chiklets for that gum?

As a Brit, I really didn't want to get involved, but then I saw number 72. Fair play to you, there are many great American musicians you could have referenced.. did you HAVE to give Bruce Springsteen as your defence?! Unless that was all part

of the joke, in which case it was funny (apologies, it's my stupid American computer playing up).

#31 - Missed it, believe it or not, head wasn't in the gutter. I'm jacq052380@hotmail, I threw it out the other day and Osh and you are the only other cool fuckers here I haven't heard from. I keep telling Papa to give you my address, but I think he wants me all to himself.

#57 - Jersey girls ain't trash. Trash gets picked-up.

#78 - First BigJim said no and then Moriarty "ripped the piss out of him."

Pete has a webbed micropenis.

PAPA, you know how I know you're gay? You referenced COLD PLAY.

@86

Check your email you gutter tramp.

#40: I live in Miami, honeypot. (jealous much?)

and i'm certain that Biatcho is NOT from Miami, as Fat Slobby chicks aren't allowed here, thank god

At least we know he doesn't have a biting fetish. If he did...Kate would have died a quick but painful death due to massive infection.

His dentist should be summarily executed.

Jacq I emailed you yeaterday you fucking semen taster.

@74
Is that around the time you banned toothpaste and deodorant? Or am I confusing it with when you invented grey, mushy, flavorless "food" and warm beer?

No, no. Damn American eduction system. I get so mixed up. Now I remember! The 50's and 60's were when England invented those cute little wigs your attorneys and judges wear in court.

Oh, fuck, Pete, NO. What's so sad is the guy isn't an idiot. He's no Sid Vicious, more a Brian Jones. Intelligent, talented and destroying himself.

Yeaterday. Ugh. I'm such a fucking idiot. I hate myself.

#94 Santori, I have to take issue with your last comment. This is the superficial. There will be no sensitivity on this board. If you need to feel sorry for anybody or say something sensitive click here...

http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/hippiebums.htm

@94

I wish he'd hurry up already with that destroying himself part. I'm pretty sure I'll vomit up my kidneys if I have to see his teeth again.

@83 No I'm not saying Springsteen is our best singer (or even one of the best). I was just thinking of someone who would gladly kick the shit out of any of the English rockers.

@74
Modern music started in the blues clubs of America long before the Beatles ever sucked a cock on US soil. Only thing John Lennon was ever good for was a target. And a damn fine one at that.

@87 I referenced ColdPlay as a group of English pussy(meant to be singular), so fuck off.

89: I know this place about 90 miles south of Miami... it's where you belong with the rest of the commies & dirty people we don't want any part of.

70: Please don't get me going again about New Jersey. Check out the last 101 posts on the Scarlett Johannsen blog if you care to know my thoughts but I can only take so much disgust for one week.

IS there anyone else that needs a douching?? I've got the vinegar & the sting...

@99
I hear MeganHarris' mangina needs a really good douche.

I think those two are going to be together forever. No, really. I have a sense about these things.

100 - I can arrange for that. I hear AmyFisher55 has nothing else to do but get ignored on the Superficial and let his dog snoopy lick his sack all day long so he's a perfect useless candidate to wipe meganharriestpussyintown down.

I love england - it's rad! Who gives a fuck about who's got bad teeth and who's stupid and loud (haha). Funny how pictures of Doherty tend to spurn this argument...

Maybe it's all part of his hidden agenda - to get into the tabloids so that we, the common plebs, can reassert our patriotic prides against one another.

wtf? didn't mean for this to happen. What rot! Aiight guv'nor?

I consider myself rather savvy when it comes to pop culture, but who the hell is this guy? Just a himbo? Does he do anything, or just bang Kate Moss?

Fucking LOL @ #3

Urgh, i hate that man...he's so annoying, I wish they would just lock him up...

I know he looks disgusting in that pic but I know why Kate likes him... you know... some girls just like bad boys like that and find a boy like Pete Doherty sexy even if it's hard 2 believe 2 ya!!!!!

@107 Whatever....he's a freaking parasite, shit lives on those teeth and moss is a coke whore who fucks him just for the blow! Hello dumb ass!!

@44 You are such an idiot...sounds to me like you're just hot for that little man-whore. Go sing "God Save The Queen" and bugger the fuck off.

I work at the court that Pete keeps finding himself at and let me tell you that he has some really disturbing fans who worship him even though the man looks and smells like a sewer rat. It's a shame that he doesn't ever get a tougher sentence but hopefully one day he'll find himself up in front of one of our stricter judges and gets his crabby ass sent to custody, see if he can't get his teeth cleaned, prison style.

Btw, I'm English and I too have lovely teeth, I brush them and everything. *grins*.

It is sad Kate's misdoings have brought Pete into the mainstream limelight. Because he is actually a really talented songwriter and musician, despite the excessive drug use. I'll admit he isn't stunning but most pictures we see of him are his worst. He has been said to be very charismatic and intelligent. So perhaps thats what Kate sees.

98 - I think you owe me an apology. I was um...referring to the movie 40 year old virgin.

Oh shit, my bad. It's that scene they were playing video games. Once again, my bad.

113- Exactly! Which reminds me, I lent that to my 65yr old boss and he never returned it. Now I know how he is gay...

@114

Know how I know you're gay?

You have a bumper sticker that says

"I love it when balls are in my face."

Of course that only works if you're a man.

Ooh, I know. If you're a girl, it'd say:

"I love it when labia are in my face."

in other news, giant man-turd escapes british sewers, is arrested after buying off undercover police. has "coke is it!" tattoo on left buttock. weather at 11.

115 - Actually I have both bumper stickers. I can't make up my mind!!! I'm a girl and I love the cock really I do but sometimes those boobies look so good and soft.

Oh and stop stalking me. The protective order clearly stated you must stay 500 yards away from me at all times. If you could read the sticker you were in violation!

With all that money, you would think he would invest in dental care.

If you look at their faces, they could be twins.

Seriously.

#2 Good call, but "anymore"? I never gave a shit about this fucking douchebag.

He looks like Brian Peppers. Don't believe me just google the name. He is NASTY!

Thank you #122. I heard about Brian Peppers about a year ago and forgot his name... was literally trying to think of it 2 weeks ago but couldn't come up with anything. You've helped me sleep better at night. I love Brian Peppers, kind of reminds me of Fisher55.

Why is this guy famous again? He needs to spend some time getting his fucked up teeth fixed.

WHO IS THIS GUY? KATE MOSS ...UGLY KNOWS WHAT UGLY DOES?