Apr 17 2006Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos watch Lakers

Paris is a laker fan?

This is weird. She obviously doesn't get that the poor guy wants to watch some basketball.

MeganHarris is a dunmbass?

My gosh he looks terrible...and tired...i guess you get that way after being around Paris for too long.

*dumbass* sorry

The next frame shows Stavros in the men's room, disinfecting his face. Yew.

Speaking of Sperm-Burping Road Whores!!

However, I would definately pay to see Kobe rough up her Dirty Chute while she was bent over an Ottoman.

Drive the lane, Kobe!!!

MMMmmmm...tastes like a bum's nutsac. Yummy.

#5, Bwah ha ha!

Paris (whisper): "Stavros what are they doing with that ball, *giggle* I said ball..you have pretzel on your neck..... ball ...*giggle*"

I think the reason these Greek guys find Paris interesting is that they don't understand English.
I had a similar problem watching a French porn movie once (the inflatable's idea of course), but after a while I understood the sign language.
And as an aside - I don't eat the Niarchos at Taco Bell any more as I never really trusted that little dog that did the ads.

Yuk. Do the concession vendors there sell penicillin smoothies? If so, he might want to buy a couple. Hundred.

Italian Stallion: What I think is funny about "MeganHarris" is that he's a man (?) pretending to be a girl on here...
Oh Mateo de Acosta, maybe you shouldnt link to your stupid site if you dont want people knowing you are a guy. Or maybe thats the thing, you arent really either. Is that the problem, honey? You are transgendered? MTF or FTM... are you mid-operation to fix it?? So what is it, c'mon, you can tell us, you are among friends...

Paris: Let's go watch the Lakers play some rugged foosball, Stav?

Stavros: You wanna watch ball? I got balls right here, woman. Suck on it.

Paris: He he, ok. (5 minutes later, wipes gizz out of eyeball) But can we, like really go. Everyone else has their pictures taken at their games making out & I've never done that before. Please... I'll suck your other ball & will use your man-juices to glue my wig onto my head for the night... I'm soo HOT!

Stavros: What's your sister up to tonight?

Didn't they break up?

Hey everyone, its Screech from Saved by the Bell...

MEGANHARRIS IS A BOY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL? THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY PRAYER DIDN'T WORK. THE CATHOLIC RELIGION PRAYER VOO-DOO DOES NOT RECOGNIZE TRANSGENDERS!

Paris worships cock...

You guys should try this at home, if you bend low enough to place your ear next to your cock you will hear Paris praying to your pecker

Paris: I pray to you almighty cock, i love you, i need you,i want you, cum to me now>>>

that's... weird...

why does she like all these young greek guys? Where does she meet them?

Stavros catching herpes from Paris was all a big misunderstanding. When warned that he could catch herpes from Ms. Hilton, Stavros, English deficient as his is, thought his friend was telling him he could catch "her pees". A Golden Shower enthusiast, he eagerly pounced on her as though she were lamb over couscous. Now, he sits somberly. Unpissed on, but pissed off. He has Herpes on every major orifice and his adopted Lakers are about to lose to the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the Western Conference Playoffs.

lol@ # 14. carry on.

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the fucking Lakers any more than I already do...

Paris was just hanging out in hopes that Kobe would rape her after the game.

Stavros even interested in Syphilis??.. I mean paris?...

is it only me, or does he look semi-decent after he cut his hair?
( I can't belive I'm about to post this)

Majic Johnson looked down from his luxury suite with a huge smile knowing that he no longer had the worst disease in the building.

25 is the funniest shit I've read all day.

holla!

Where's her right hand going in that first pic? Looks like someone is trying out the patented "Ryan Seacrest Reacharound".

They should name their future child Doritos.

Pretty sure he already got the herpes from her so it's not a big news. And thanks to Valtrex they may be able to reduce and coordinate the number of outbreaks.

How long until the obligatory "Paris was out in public and her tit popped out" pictures show up?

#28 does have a point.. he seems a little more smiles in the first pic

then he realized he just sentenced himself to a life of antibiotics and dialysis

he looks realllly interested in her...

Her skin is the same freaking shade of yellow as her jersey.

I gave Magic Johnson herpes... He gave me AIDS. I think it was a fair trade.

@34

Aids is fake.

actually... their herpes were on a date...paris and stravos just happened to be there too...

Does Paris know that she just doesn't matter???

Photo 1:

Paris: "Hey Stav, like remember, like, last night when you went, like down on me and I, like, said that last vicious outbreak has, like, cleared up?"

Stav: "Yeah baby?"*smirk*

Photo 2:

Paris: "........I lied.........."

is he too good enough to iron his shirt?

ROFLMFAO

#38 You are the bomb!

What exactly is her hand doing in the first picture? That's what I want to know.

She may worship the cock as #18 pointed out but she wouldn't give this dude a second look if he wasn't a bazillionaire. I mean, he looks like he works at a gas station.

You look bored, dude. She is what she is.

Holy shit, I hate this bitch. Her and her damn lazy eye.

In the second picture he's thinking, "Wow, this might be really cool if I could stop imagining the 983 guys she's had in her mouth before."

That's weird. Didn't she just hook up with Matt Leinart too?

Dig that, Vonski. He's probably wondering when was the last time she brushed her teeth.

this reminds me of that little monkey from FRIENDS....marcel?? lol when he was in heat and humped everything.

okay, theres no punch line in that- paris hilton is just a horny anoexic monkey, there. thats all peeps!

Ever wonder what would happen if Paris were to adopt a kid from a third world country? ...I mean, aside from dressing him up and carrying him around in a Louis Vuitton showcase bag...

is it just me or has anyone else noticed the large black hole in the back of her head?

orifice number six, folks, 9th wonder of the world. only in paris....

Might be my imagination, but he looks bored in picture 2...

Why is it that some of you are constantly picking on Megan Harris?What's the deal?

His expression in the 2nd. picture, to me, suggests his thought "man, she's right, I DO have funky-smelling spunk"

#52...I think the reason why people pick on Megan Harris is that she admitted she likes Paris Hilton's song "Screwed." MeganHarris can take it though, I'll give her that.

#52 Isn't it obvious? She's 22 with a perfect fake boyfriend, perfect ass and tits, not to mention the 9 inch penis. Duh! J E A L O U S.

#55 - wow, your name just screams "CLASSY" - and if you think Paris has perfect ass/tits, you're living in a parallel universe. Where girls look like boys.

#53 ... Honestly...does anyone have GREAT-smelling Junk?? I think not. Junk, by it's very nature, smells like..well..JUNK.

It's obvious she's doing the Greek Isles. Her next step is the Island of Lesbos, where she'll munch Ashlee Simpson like a Nacho with cheese... prob because Ash's genitals are covered in some form of cheese...

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

#56- I'm sure by the time this posts it will be corrected, but CruisingforCock was referring to MeganHarris, not Paris.

Yeah, who cares. Who would name themselves that? I'm just saying.

lol #52...About who are you talking about? Megan Harris Or Harris Hilton?And who is Megan Harris????Am I going crazy here,or she is just another member???

p.s.To all of you who's planing on fixing my gram:I'm Italian,and i swear to Poopsie,I'm trying to do my best with the English...

#58 Thank you. You are correct.
#56 TX Blonde is a very classy name. You shame me. Really.

Duh..#52 is me lol,I better go to bed..The question was for #55

#60 and um #62. MeganHarris is just an innocent girl that posts here. Apparently, I have made it my mission to make her stop doing that. As for your English, other than your swearing by poopsie, as a fellow WOP, well done.

#63 Thanks...Poopsie is the nick name of my dog

Ya know, someone should tell ol' Screech there that if his dog is just gonna sit through the whole game licking his face, well gee... he should smack it on the nose with his rolled up copy of teen magazine and put it out in the garden. He clearly isn't enjoying it.

PLEASE XENU STRIKE HER DOWN!!

Who wants to Cyber?

Kobe would hit it!

That thing on his neck that Paris is oh-so-brilliantly trying to remove with her mouth? that's a tick. which is all he has left of his days dumpster diving with Mary Kate. Or Ashley. Whatever.

ha ha, whoever writes this "superficial" stuff, you're funny. herpes. he should throw a dog treat in the corner.

Guys, someome glued her face to his neck as a joke. It's not funny.

(i'd still hit it)

No matter what u guys say... I think Paris is sexy. Love the outfit she's wearing. And her bf is cute too!!

I agree with some people that she looks cute there but her boyfriend isn't showing much interest is he? She is very superficial, hence her being on this website. She's a waste of time. Why choose out a girlfriend whose going to give you an sti when there are plenty of whores who can give you the same service. If she had a talent I'd be more lenient on her.

Translated from Greek - Stavros Niarchos=cock gonna fall off

In related news, Tom Cruise has begun hanging around anyone named Stavros Niarchos in hopes of catching falling objects..

Hmmm, seems like she is grooming him like a monkey would, only I dont know if I would like to have someone use their nose as a Q-tip.

#56...I always thought that CrusingForCock was a reference to Tom Cruise... you know how he loves the cock. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

oops, meant CruisingForCock.

I had a friend that was at the game, seated just behind and the right of Stavros (you can see his blue shirt). He said that he actually overheard what Paris was whispering into Stavros' ear; "Tom Cruise loves the cock."

I had a friend that was at the game, seated just behind and the right of Stavros (you can see his blue shirt). He said that he actually overheard what Paris was whispering into Stavros' ear; "Tom Cruise loves the cock."

#76 You're 100% correct.

Damn computer time outs and double posts.

mwa ha ha, u gotta love that commentary :D

#52, 54, 60 and 63, MeganHarris is actually a guy named Mateo, posing as a girl on here... Check out his link to his blog next time he writes.

what a horny bitch!!!
paris arent u tired of fucking ppl???

#1 - Paris is not only a Lakers fan, but she also likes the Rockets and the Nuggets while she's drinking Cock-a-cola during some Dicktation.
I've submitted suggestions for the New Orleans Logjammers or Gutbusters but all they'll give us is the Hornets *farting noise*. I guess Paris will have to stay in L.A. Goddammit!

This has nothing to do with the Walking Herpophile. But guys....I found this link and HAD TO share it with you because I know how much we all love to hate Tom Cruise. And I do. I HATE HIM WITH THE RED HOT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive%2d%2dtom%2dchews-name_page.html

Zanna, thanks for the link but oh wow, you should have waited until the afternoon, to let breakfast settle first... I gagged on my coffee...
EWW EWWW EWWW..

Paris Hilton and Pokemon have the same theme:

Gotta catch 'em all!

Except hers is for stds, not pocket monsters.

88 - Thanks! I'm going to start calling STDs "pocket monsters". "Hey, doc? These pocket monsters sure do cause my pelvis to inflame." and he'll be like "1.21 gigawatts! Great Scott!". No, he'll be like, "Let me see your vagina again." That's what they all say.

I'm sorry gossipmonger.....dad was right..I need to think before I post!

I'm sorry gossipmonger.....dad was right..I need to think before I post!

Her Breath smells like Valtrex and Pubic lice.

Yuck, he should douse himself and gasoline and burn himself with matches to get rid of all the STDs and herpes simplex 10 warts she'll give him...

Im starving for nachos too.

Her hook nose is probably just caught in his ear. I bet she's like a blood hound, she can smell D from a mile away.

I'm tired of Paris.
Wake me up when she has breast implants.

Haha. Flat slut.

People please! Paris totally rules. Yeah she's vapid and vacuous and completly self-centered. However, she's remained true to who she is. She doesn't shuck and jive and self-depreciate herself just because a few PWT losers might feel bad because they're poor (Did anyone happen to catch Oprah's comments on being rich? If not, check it out ASAP). In a world where "keepin it real" is paramount, she's got it on lock.
And to #'s 96 & 97: Wake the fuck up, she's already got the implants. WHICH by the way look FANTASTIC.

@98

You suck soooooooooooo much dick. You're just being sympathetic because you wrote Paris a letter about your horrible struggle with herpes and she sent you a lifetime supply of Valtrex and this is how you show your undying gratitude. In a world where "you sucking" is paramount, you've got it on lock.

Two boring people trying way to hard.

Paris is still dating Starving Nachos?

@38 and 40--
sooo funny!!!!!!
ew, she got slapped with a restraining order after she told quintanna not to tell anyone or she'll have him "whacked" or whatever
(sigh) all the $$$ in the world and neither of them can get rid of it
oh well, as for paris (caugh, SLUT, caugh, the greek families think shes a "joke" ) THAT dosent surprise me in the least....maybe she gave it to the other paris, latsis is his name? the one whos mom and dad were like, "break up with her!"-- i wonder if HEs got it too........

@102

Let me ask you a question. Do you post as YourJustJealous on the bastardly?

#102: SHUT UP! You're comments have now made all us of dumber for having read it.

#102: SHUT UP! You're comments have now made all us of dumber for having read it.

hahaha, parisite, indeed. just look at her suck.

Say what you want about Paris, she'd still make a good urinal.