Apr 12 2006Nicollette Sheridan's ex-fiance sells ring

Fuck her for stealing my man.

He may sell the ring, but he still wants her
cooch back.

She has some nerve for selling a ring like that. It is pretty comical nonetheless. I laughed.

Michael Bolton...HA! What a no talent ass clown.

Oh, but it IS possible. She could be marrying Carrot Top. His hair is waaaaaay worse, he's on 'roids so I'm sure he has a tiny dingaling (and beats his women), and he scares me with his eyeliner.

Wait, he's selling Nicolette's COCK RING?

Maybe Oprah will buy the ring. After all she is rich.

Wait. He's selling Nicollette's COCK RING? Why didn't he just sell it to Tom Cruise?

When i'm done giving a girl the ATM I don't like to kiss them, so I guess I'm the opposite of this guy because I don't like to finish off something nasty with something nasty.....

In case your wondering
Ass
To
Mouth

They both look like they smell something fishy... just sayin'.

I hear that Nicollette's cooch feels like sandpaper. Is that why he is so pissed?

#9 - you just answered my question. Thanks.

for a minute there I read
Ass
Tom
out

www.first_idhitit_tomcruisedick.com

I do believe Nicolette resembles Satan

@14 - I agree. They should have mated first. They're both scary satanic. Of course, that would have required Nicollette to have a vagina, and we all know she's got a cock that makes Tom Cruise HOT.

I heard that her vagina has more of a "ground glass in a cold, hollowed-out ham" sensation. That's just what I heard... ahem.

Osh, you mean "Mangina", right?

Also can be referred to as the "She-nis".

Hehe. That's a new one to me. Is that how Michael Jackson's doctors refer to his genetalia?

Let me get this straight, Michael Bolton is marrying his Girl look alike. I wonder when they have a kid, if they'll name it Pinnochio.....

Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance, because I think your hilarious and would hate to dissappoint you.....LOL

Yep. That Mamacita is one fierce disciplinarian. I heard if you make more than three errors in a sentence, she'll sit and bounce on you until you've learned your lesson the hard way...

Sory, mamma i din't meen it!

@20

"Mamacita, if I spelt (spelled LOL)that wrong I apologize in advance"

So, after the spelt/spelled debacle of yesterday, I did learn that apparently, spelt is a correct usage, it's just not very commonly used in American English. However, you did spell Pinocchio wronng and for that, you should be shot. Not with a gun, but with Trotter's man juice. Punishments all around, people!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ahem, ahem, ahem. I meant it to say "wrong", not "wronng". Maybe I could pass that off as just meaning extra wrong, like dirrrty means extra dirty.

Her eyebrows look like they're doing cartwheels on her forehead.

Hey! Don't get generous with my juice, Mama! I'm saving it in a big jar for someone really special.

#21 and #22 classic, I knew something good would come out of that!! And I'm not talking about Trotter's manjuice or beetlejuice, trust me....

Transvestite unite...

I bet Dickollette Sheridan's got a clit that would make Chyna jealous. Honey, just lop that shit off already.

Dickollette. Precious. As I said earlier, it isn't her engagement ring he's selling, its her COCK RING.

anyone know the url to this ring? i want to see it

I was wondering the url myself, but search e-bay for "ring, nicolette sheridan", and this pops right up:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NICOLETTE-SHERIDAN-TIFFANY-DIAMOND-ENGAGEMENT-RING_W0QQitemZ8924990899QQcategoryZ110495QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Any takers? Eh,eh?

Isn't that ring the same P.O.S. that Tom gave Dopey..I mean, Katie??

This is great. The only thing that'd make it better is if Bolton bought the ring. Wouldn't that be the bees knees?

He paid $20,000. for her engagement ring??? Cheap-ass. I have a $20,000 engagement ring and my fiance doesn't make even close to celebrity money.

No wonder she left!

Thats the EXACT same ring the Chad Michael Murray gave his knocked up 17 yr old future ex wife (I say future as in the next 4 months)

I knew he didn't make enough on "One tree hill"

WTF? Not Nicollete Sheridan! How could that happen to her???? Wait a minute...who the f*ck is Nicollete Sheridan?

@34

I hope you're joking. If not I hate you. Not in a joking way............I seriously hate you.

Seriously #24 - who cares what kind of ring you have! We're all really jealous, yet proud, of your hard work making him ask you to marry him after 7 years of dating, 25 break ups, 10 one-night-stands & pointing out to him the exact ring you want.

Nicollette Sheridan is a fucking man and proves once & for all that Bolton takes it in the ass.

oopps, I meant #34 (sorry EqualParts).
I'm a bit retarded.

The ring's diamond's color was "E" that is bascially the color of swam gas under a micro-scope. No wonder a HUGE ass ring like that only cost the guy $20,000.

The best the Soderblum dude could do was one measly carat? No wonder Nick's marrying Michael Bolton. I thought Hollywood was the home of 4-carat-plus diamonds, great big huge chunks o' bling decorating skinny little knob-knuckled claw hands with lo-o-o-ong fake fingernails.

I can't stand any of the desperate housewives... not only are they past their prime, but they were never really famous to begin with... I don't get the obsession aside from fat boring housewives with no life... the actors in that show are so annoying, it hurts.

Hey, she used to date Leif Garrett.

http://www.bradelterman.com/media/Leif-Nicholette.jpg

Yeah, suuuure you've never had plastic surgery Nicolette

Spindoc, does vaginoplasty count?

Starmaker, thats probably the only area she HASN"T had surgery on. And thats only because she would have to stop using it for two weeks for it to heal and there is NO WAY she would do that.

Did Nicollete Sheridan used to be a man? Did she/he have a sex change? It looks like she has a scar on her throat to reduce the adams apple. She has some male characteristics. Has she ever been pregnant? Any body know?