Apr 7 2006Naomi Campbell beats her assistant
Here's the Naomi Campbell phone beating incident recreated through the magic of dolls. If they had actually shown this to Naomi and taped it, they probably could have gotten a recreation through the magic of Naomi Campbell beating the show producers to death with her fists. Although that'd be less of a recreation and more of a 'Naomi Campbell charged with murder' kind of thing.
Thanks to the delicious Stephanie for the tip.
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1. Nimuë LaMer - April 7, 2006 4:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. tits_on_snack - April 7, 2006 4:14 PM
Bitch needs to be taken down a peg. I bet she's not even tough, she's just spoiled and used to getting her own way, and never had anybody actually come back at her with an elbow to the temple.
3. Italian Stallion - April 7, 2006 4:14 PM
I wonder why Marc Anthony wasn't holding his cock in this cartoon.......
4. Hara - April 7, 2006 4:14 PM
How can you Negligently beat someone upside the head?
I kind of feel like the people who made this had too much fun- Naomi ripping the shirt from the woman's booby? Wrestling her in a bikini? I love her creepy, horror movie style entrances though. Models on cocaine should totally be in movies.
5. Binky - April 7, 2006 4:15 PM
She fights like Barbie.
6. justlikehoney1 - April 7, 2006 4:20 PM
This clip is bananas! LMAO!!!!! I love how she creeps up on the maid while she's on the phone. LOL!!!!! This is the type of shit that having to be at work on a Friday afternoon with access to the internet was made for :D
Another hillarious clip
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jamesbrown.html
7. Spindoc - April 7, 2006 4:38 PM
That doll was prettier than Naomi
8. juicylips - April 7, 2006 4:45 PM
that doll looks like grace jones
9. canucthis - April 7, 2006 4:54 PM
why is it that I want to do the time with all self destructive super models? I am not sure if I would take her or Kate Moss......yeah Kate Moss....some blow a can of beans in a crack house and I am in there like swimwear!
10. saltpeanuts - April 7, 2006 5:16 PM
Ya know, I really wish my penis was Naomi's assistant.
11. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 7, 2006 5:40 PM
Team America meets champagne, oxycontin, and washed up fashion hoss. Fuck Yeah!
12. gogoboots - April 7, 2006 6:05 PM
That was awesome! The devil really DOES wear Prada!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
13. CheekyChops - April 7, 2006 6:20 PM
THAT is some funny shit!
14. mYslead - April 7, 2006 6:50 PM
lmao looks more like a rape than anything else.
15. Kelly - April 7, 2006 7:34 PM
Naomi is one crazy biach. Can't wait till she gets hers.
16. sirokai - April 7, 2006 7:53 PM
Simply put, the Smoking Gun rocks.
As an aside, I've always been terrified of dolls and puppets. Now I will probably see images of this Naomi Campbell doll at night. I might not be able to sleep at all. :(
17. hafaball - April 7, 2006 10:01 PM
The PIcture is gone! O.o Naomi Campbell's a hacker!
18. HollyJ - April 7, 2006 10:01 PM
You guys leave my mom alone.
19. derekd - April 8, 2006 2:25 AM
DIE CUNT DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I usually don't hit broads but this bitch really gets on my nerves.
20. slinkhard - April 8, 2006 10:39 AM
It's the doll's English accent that makes me laugh the most, for some reason.
21. junebug - April 9, 2006 4:42 AM
I can't wait until she OD's on blow so we can start to remember her as the awe inspiring, multi- talented, warm hearted philanthropist she really was.